Loli voice acting thread!
I will read anything you desire, I will read all requests here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQQnwHk-_2M
Cameron - you are a b-baka!
Bump
I like boobs, boobs, boobs, now see that gerbil, grab that tube,
Shove it up my butt,
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh,
N n no anon not my ass it's too tight *pleasurable gasp noise* oh anon its so big, it hurts *pained noise* help me please heeelp
Give my fertile womb your seed, Papa. Fuck my loli pussy pregnant over and over! Please, Dad, please!
learn how to take care of your cat grills catgirlcare.org
I live in a orphanage, when everyone else is asleep, my caretaker dresses me up in girl's clothing and sticks his dick in my butt
Nano chan please fuck me harder
Fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now,
Oh fuck yeah, wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there,
Ow fuck I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so fackin' good!
Scream this with your ogre voice (?):
Then you will hear screaming
of the winds blowing at your face
Oh no you can’t do anything
This is my last revenge
Another form of my love for you
>>712420527
WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY!?
Fucking degenerate motherfuckers.
"THE TIME HAS COME. EXECUTE ORDER 66"
I sound like a tranny
Hey, wanna do something naughty, show me your special area and ill show mine, ooh its big, what does it feel like inside me, should we try it, put it in there *gasp* oh it feels so good
between incest and fucking underage girls what do you like better?
Niichan, please untie me... I'm sorry I called you stupid...
"Y-yeah, cuddle me instead!
every day i couldnt help but dream about being fucked by cocks, it was unbearable!
I could tell you of the great battle centuries ago, how the Traveler was crippled. I could tell you of the power of The Darkness, its ancient enemy. There are many tales told throughout the City to frighten children. Lately, those tales have stopped. Now... the children are frightened anyway. The Darkness is coming back. We will not survive it this time.
Is this legit?
Cause i'm playing it right now....
"Oh hey daddy, I'm a naturist now. What do you think?"
*shouting* ANON TREBUCHETS ARE VASTLY SUPERIOR TO CATAPULTS!!
>>712421807
Kek the reason I used naturist instead of nudist is because I used the word nudist last time and decided to change things around this time. dunno why
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
whoops, i lost it for a moment there. I just see a ripe looking dick and the next thing i know, I"m sucking it
Oh hey daddy, I now identify myself as adolf-kin.
Gas the jews!
Say this again
what's the music in the background?
say cum in my little ass daddy
Do I have future in drawing hentai?
Spiduhman is... Petuh Pahkuh?
fuck, my whooping cough would be cured by some cum
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
W-what are we going to do on the bed Onii-chan~?
Anon ive been thinking, were both virgins and were not gonna see each other in a while, ao i wanna know if you want to lose it to me, who cares if were cousins? Ive seen you looking at me and im feeling horny, here have my panties i want you to sniff while i rub your dick, ooh its so warm, put your fingers in me *moaning* oh that feels so fucking good, i want to to fuck me in my tight little asshole
Are you underage?
>>712422309
FUCC
Hey what's up guys its scarce here.
You cant claim my pussy all to yourself, im everyones cumdumpster.
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
NYAH!!!
Sempai, nooo, not in this hole, b-baka
parangaricutirimicuaro
[In your sexy normal non-loli voice]
I-im a virgin ya know...
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
my name jeff
omae wa mou puuro eateru
this.
lörs lärä
This...This is Lucille... And she... is...awesome!
anon sama i always am nude in the house,ahh ahh anon..your cock is so warm..umm..and juicy..i feel tingly
But maybe the chicken should have. I mean, crossing the road could be quite dangerous for a little bird, which leads us to a quite darker interpretation of the joke. Maybe this chicken knew of the danger of crossing the road. Maybe he knew what could happen. Maybe he was sad or lonely or knew what his fate was. And so he decided to take control and end it himself and crossed the road to get to the other side.
OP your a girl so tits?
Also isnt this shit awkward for you?
Nipahhh~
DON'T EVER TRIGGER ME AGAIN U FUCKING BETA FAGGOT ILL HAVE U KNOW IM A ALPHA OLDFAG DUMB ASS BETA
Traps. are. not. GAAAAAY!!!!
Wanna watch me and my sister lick each other's hairless cunnies, Daddy? We're both fertile tonight. Just started our periods a few months ago. We want you to breed us. Join us Daddy. Please fuck us pregnant.
>>712422660
Hey, you faggot, what happened with this??????????????????????????????????????
ahhh..uhhh..hhhh...ahhh..i am cumming..it feels so warm...lick it all...oneechan
P-please chuck norris... D-dont put it in... it's too fat
Shoot your goo, my dude!!!
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
Memory is fiction, so the past is your invention
Catch yourself, self-dissect, how youth outlives age
How beauty shames skill
Prayer is for dependents and wish is for the will
A struggle for independence, a harmless stage
Art gaining post-mortem fame
I like snatching kisses... and vice versa.
Your option on Trump winning the elections?
witness
all these big websites on a DGs hitlist
upstream fitness
connection keep the pingtime healthy quickness
is it a wonder that the hackers of the world
making front page news across the globe with all our exploits?
*make cum noises* for 10 sec
Are we rushing in, or are we going sneaky beaky like?
>>712420527
"my daddy was suppost to build me a treehouse but instead he just got drunk and shoved mice in my tight ass"
Barry Bee buttfucks Vanessa Bloome behind a barnyard beautifully and eloquently
cum all over my face daddy
good evening im enkidu, I'm here to squeese you're dick dry.
Now look at this net that I just found when I say go be ready to throw
THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME
Ugh let's try something else
If you don't speak weeaboo why do you sound like one?
YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK WITH AN ALPHA, GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER BITCH ASS BETA, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE HACKER 4CHAN
>>712423307
now thats autism.
Earth is a donut!
How does it feel to do VA for slimy perverts?
They're eating her and then they're going to eat me!......OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting ********. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm bobbaing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I'm cumming onii-chan oh, god, i-it's so...so...MEDIOCRE! GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!
Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
We found this new site called CSGO Lotto—so I'll link it down in the description if you guys want to check it out. We were betting on it today and I won a pot of like $69 or something like that, so it was a pretty small pot, but it was like the coolest feeling ever. I ended up following them on Twitter and stuff, and they hit me up and they're talking to me about potentially doing like a skin sponsorship.
>tfw to intelligent too have a loli voice
>>712420527
You know onii-chan, I really want you to put down that video game and play with me. *giggle* I can be just as entertaining for hours and don't require batteries. *soft sexy sigh* Please put your cummies in me, onii-chan. I love you so so much!
Will you itadakimasu my snatch, daddy?
*insert two fingers in your mouth and make sex noises and make blowjob noises*
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted
nevermore.
Cum in my little loli pussy you spicy pumpkin
Anon knows pussy hair can be shaved
*succ dick noises*
oh big brother, you can spray everything
don't hold back
*moan*
CUM
oh you made me all sticky!!!
Make some sexy moaning/cum noise in your sexy normal voice.
i dunno say something like "life is utterly meaningless and we're all going to fucking die"
Have you ever consider doing fandub?
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, Bust a nut, get some rest
Can you go really close to the mic and say in a monotone voice
'im a depressed faggot and i want to die, also you just lost the game'
>>712424372
>>712424372
FUCK YOU
BAW GOD, THE SICKENING THUD HAS RIPPED HIM IN HALF!
my dream is to shoot niggers from an attack helicopter.
>>712423827
no one likes you but the movie is great
>>712422413
Watashi ga tsuiteru kara ne
Ah Yuki aishiteru Kakkoii yo
Yuki ga mite kureta Shiawase da na
Mamoru yo Yuki, daijobu da yo
Nandemo suru yo, tasuke ni kita yo
Kaero Yuki, mitsuketa yo Yuki
Watashi wo mite , Anshin
Oyome-san ni natte ageru
Yokatta ne
Nani wo gisei ni shitemo
Yume no yoda wa
Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Yuki
Yuno ga mamotte ageru
Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Yuki,
Yuki wo miteta kara, Hora
Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Yuki,
>>712423859
Dont do this to me anon
op stop coughing so much
At its best, all critics must confess, this work can outlive death -- so what is real?
Because I can't describe half the shit I feel inside your crimes.
Targeted intent eviscerating innocence.
Do a wookie impression.
>>712423885
topkek
Child labour? How rude, I'm 25!
The discovery of the Jewish virus is one of the greatest revolutions that has taken place in the world. The battle in which we are engaged today is of the same sort as the battle waged, during the last century, by Pasteur and Koch. How many diseases have their origin in the Jewish virus! ... We shall regain our health only be eliminating the Jew.
Say Darwin Germaine you are a gay fucking steamy fag
Thank you for making my sick dreams come to life at least partially, you fucking fem-faggot.
i am the princess of all saiyans,
"You may have invaded my mind and my body, but there's one thing a Saiyan always keeps! His pride!"...loli voice but shouting/angry/arrogance
Godzilla is literally the best waifu in that sweater
Hello citizens of the world, we are Kernal Panic,
You are all just pawns being controlled by the one percent,
And we are just making our move,
We are Jb and ichiraku,
Expect us!
God Emperor President Trump won because of meme magic
www.grandchan,site
Sexy Girls: Pictures & Photos & Just sexy girls & Hot Women & Beautiful Women & Babes & Hot asses in hardcore action & Perfect Girls with Hot nice Tits
ART MODELS FORUM Boy&Girl !!New Update!!
ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!
of cum
>>712424372
FUCKING FAGGOT
How much do you weight?
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished,
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
kek < zozzle
Say "you like it when I lick your butthole, don't you faggot?" Then make butthole licking noises
you voice is scaring me
ravioli ravioli i should be sleeping not watching this shitmuloli
It’s the Nutshack!
Hoo-ugh!
Phil’s from the stone, Jack’s from the pier,
Horatio or Horat so beer!
Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!
He hates Phil and loves the ladies.
Jack’s cool-ass lazy, he’s still learnin’.
Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.
Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!
Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,
But that’s not happenin’, either!
Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, boys
and spark this, take a breather.
i am here with pumpkin
Jermain Jackson - best Jackson.
Mama, just killed a maaaaan, put a gun up to his head, pulled ma trigger now he's dead...
Op can you sneeze, describe what panties your wearing, make normal non loli sex noises and then say ewwwww?
Read this:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
*moaning*
"daddy I'm cumming!
*moan louder*
"Hi cumming, I'm dad"
>>712425640
lmao wtf
I need to start reading this shit first before I start voicing it. Goddamn.
I am going to shove your ass down your throat, AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR! EEEAARRRRHGHHHHHH
>>712425536
mah nigga
[Said in your normal voice]
If I had an artifact for every pedo posting in this thread I'd be a fucking museum curator.
Paul-senpai your dick is so big
1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4!
This is not what Harambe died for
Help me
Onee chan, you're so biiiggg. You don't even fit insiiiiide. Seriously, how did you get your legs under the steering wheel?
[JOHN LAURENS]
The ten-dollar Founding Father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
Hello. My name is Microsoft Sam.
I bet you to read this weird words.
abaya abomasum absquatulate adscititious amphibology amphisbaena anguilliform Brobdingnagian blatherskite bergschrund clepsydra concinnity coprolalia deipnosophist dwaal.
Describe your bellybutton, please mommy.
The unstoppable tide of allah will sweep through the western lands
[THOMAS JEFFERSON]
And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted
Away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
"Attention entire world. Hear my proclaimation. I am Lelouch vi Brittania, Emporer of the Holy Brittania Empire and your only ruler. Sneizel has surrendered to me. As a result to this I am now in control of both Damacles and the Flea weapon. And even the Black Knights no longer possess the strength to opose me now. If anyone dares to resist my supreme authority they shall know the devastating powerof the Fleas. Those who could challenge my military rule no longer exist. Yes, from this day, from this moment forward, the world belongs to me. Lelouch vi Brittania commands you, obey me subjects, obey me world!"
in a prideful voice
Take me out to the back of the shed, shoot me in the back of the head.
Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live
How often do you fake orgasms when you fuck enkidu?
What's your favourite hair colour + eye colour combo?
Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA.
He wasn't alone.
You don't get to bring friends.
They are not my friends.
Don't worry, no charge for them.
And why would I want them?
They work for the mercenary, the masked man.
BANE?
gg
please daddy lick my farts
>>712425717
I'd wager she has this memorized now.
"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
>>712426259
I have Enkidu's dakimakura. I hug it real tight every night.
Fuck me like a tiny dead dog lick
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
Daddy...when is mommy gonna stop being dead. When will mommy wake up from her endless nightmare?
Mama, life has just beguuun... But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
Mama, ooooooOOOOoooo!!! I don't wanna die!!!
You! You! Yes you! Give me smooth! Give me silky!
This please:
Hey everybody, i came to talk you about something, about someone, about everything, your lord and savior, Jesus, the man who died for our sins, respect him.
Fus Ro DAH!
>>712426438
huh i thought i was the only one listening to eminem to this day
cure-rate-Ur
You like that, you fucking retard?
nigger with the hard r
>inb4 your neighbor is hearing all this
2 options
Finger yourself with the mic being close to your pussy
Or
Describe what female orgasm feels like and whst your pussy smells like
>>712426692
>inb4 the neighbour is fapping to this
(normal voice): Sweetheart, what did I tell you about going nude in public?!"
(loli voice): I know, I know, it's just that I really like the attention I get
mamma mia, that's a spicy meatball
I've done nothing but teleport bread for three days
>>712426719
Never heard someone being more virgin
HEY! We are number one!
Then do a saxophone solo.
Say: Tell a boy a match a car
I hate Blacks
I hate Spics
I hate Jews
I hate Chinks
I hate Arabs
I hate Mongoloids
I hate Lesbians
*high five/wupoosh* Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye, and welcome to a Loli VA thread with Enkidu!
I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory
Is this where it gets me, on my feet, sev’ral feet ahead of me?
I see it coming, do I run or fire my gun or let it be?
There is no beat, no melody
Burr, my first friend, my enemy
Maybe the last face I ever see
If I throw away my shot, is this how you’ll remember me?
What if this bullet is my legacy?
Legacy. What is a legacy?
It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see
I wrote some notes at the beginning of a song someone will sing for me
America, you great unfinished symphony, you sent for me
You let me make a difference
A place where even orphan immigrants
Can leave their fingerprints and rise up
I’m running out of time. I’m running, and my time’s up
Wise up. Eyes up
I catch a glimpse of the other side
Laurens leads a soldiers’ chorus on the other side
My son is on the other side
He’s with my mother on the other side
Washington is watching from the other side
Teach me how to say goodbye
Rise up, rise up, rise up
Eliza
My love, take your time
I’ll see you on the other side
Raise a glass to freedom...
Mister…. I know you’re hard for me… [breathing heavy]
It looks really big [whimper].…
I want it…..please… …. please….
I’ll be your slutty little princess…
I’ll be your good little girl.
I want you to do bad things to me…
I want you to fuck me like you fucked my mommy.
I’ll do whatever you want…
Go on home British soldiers, go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we'll fight you for 800 more
If you stay British soldiers, if you stay
You'll never ever beat the IRA
For the 14 men in Derry
Are the last that you will bury
So take a tip, and leave us bloody be
So go on home British Soldiers, go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more
We're not British, we're not Saxon, we're not English
We're Irish and proud we are to be
So fuck your Union Jack, we want our country back
We want to see old Ireland free once more
So go on home British soldiers, go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more
We'll fight them British soldiers for the cause
We'll never bow to soldiers because
Troughout our history, we were born to be free
So get out British bastards leave us be
So go on home British soldiers, go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more
I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda
Mr. Johnson our records show that you owe us about 200,000 dollars in taxes since 2012.
I can't tell if tell if I'm the wierd one for wanting you to read in a normal voice.
Probably definitely am
>>712426920
"You are the worst, Burr."
>>712421106
more? of your story, that is.
I sorry sir, but your wife didn't make it through the surgery, she held on for as long as she could but in the end, nothing we could do would save her. I'm sorry sir.
>>712427203
yeah her normal voice is hot
>>712427020
Come out, ye potato man. Come and fight me like a man. Show your wife what you did down in the brewery.
>>712426025
and im a computer default voice
>2. You must be active, posting at least weekly. I understand if you cannot post, just send me a message or another mod and we will invite you back.
You mean i just can send a random pic and that's all for a whole week?
ITS A FUCKIN STREAM
GO BACK TO VOCAROO, SO I CAN DOWNLOAD IT FOR LATER
United forever in friendship and labour.
Our mighty republics will ever endure.
The great Soviet Union will live through the ages.
[normal voice, russian accent]
TAKE MOSIN
IT GOOD RIFLE
YOU KILL MANY GERMANS WITH IT
It's just an animal
Ass whoop, show
Puppy dog had an accident
Damn it, mammal
Kangaroo cracks its dick in half
The crowd sprayed crimson
Shark dad ate a baby calf
You still like burgers
Clip clop, clip clip clop
Horse comes out and beats your parents up
>>712427209
finally someone recognizes it
>>712420527
say: this is how i disappoint my parents, i sit here making squeaky voices for random pedos online.
Donald Trump, Donald Trump
Donald Trump, I'm voting for Donald Trump
Donald Trump, Donald Trump
Donald Trump, I'm voting for, voting for Donald Trump
You're looking kinda sexy, Donnie (SKRRT)
You make me kind of hard (SKRRT,SKRRT), Donnie
Donald is the best, I wanna suck his dick
I love his red face and I love his juicy tits (SKRRT)
Wanna cuddle up on the couch with you Donald Trump
Maybe watch a couple movies (or some Hulu)
I want to text you every day and night, Mr. Donald Trump
Maybe send a couple nuddies (Hey, watcha doin')
wah, what are we gonna do on the bed?
I wish i could fucking die
Matt, Alex, and Brandon are suicidal, send help. Wangs.
We're up to our knees in Fenian blood, surrender or you'll die!
"Now you stuck up in my motherfucking basement all bloody
and i'm fucking your dead body, your coochie all cummy, Looking in your dead eyes, what the fuck you want form me?"
Gas the eternal anglo
the gentle Aryan will suffer no longer
I don't even fucking feel nobody
I don't even fucking feel nobody
I keep sucking up the feeling that it's all a waste
And I'm just waiting in a body
I don't even fucking feel nobody
I don't even fucking feel nobody
I keep sucking up the feeling that it's all a waste
And I'm just waiting in a body
[in italian loli]
Hey! I'm Toni Cipriani
Respect me Ricky, or I'll have your dick chopped off, yeah!
Squirt your cummies inside my pussy daddy, spray my pussy with your seed, fill me up and make me preggers!
TEN. FEET. HIGHER. THE WALL JUST GOT TEN FEET HIGHER... TEN FEET HIGHER! I SAID, "THE WALL JUST GOT TEN. FEET. HIGHER."
I wish I could taste your pubic hair, to be honest.
He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?
Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?
Lot of loyalty for a hired gun!
(bane voice) Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane!
At least you can talk. Who are you?
(Bane voice) It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
Please, say this:
Look out guys, a Grand Wizar could appear before our eyes at any moment!! We must use all of our stronk to push up and beat his 9'oooooooooooooooooooooo99 pounder flab ass, we CAN DOTHIS GHUUUUUYS! Trusting in me, and I promise to you all that we will obtain the victory of /b/, fuk the obese fags, fuk them HAAAAAAAAARD, fuk the fat fags, fuk their mothers and their cocks which they can NO SEE! Fuk the whales because they take up our motherfucking BEACH SPACE and you know what /b/rothers!? FUCK THE DINDUS TOO! Who is with me friends!! FOR THE SKINNINESS OF OUR PEOPLE, OF OUR CHILDREN, OF THE WORLD!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!! Look out guys, a Grand Wizar could appear before our eyes at any moment!! We must use all of our stronk to push up and beat his 9'oooooooooooooooooooooo99 pounder flab ass, we CAN DOTHIS GHUUUUUYS! Trusting in me, and I promise to you all that we will obtain the victory of /b/, fuk the obese fags, fuk them HAAAAAAAAARD, fuk the fat fags, fuk their mothers and their cocks which they can NO SEE! Fuk the whales because they take up our motherfucking BEACH SPACE and you know what /b/rothers!? FUCK THE DINDUS TOO! Who is with me friends!! FOR THE SKINNINESS OF OUR PEOPLE, OF OUR CHILDREN, OF THE WORLD!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!! Look out guys, a Grand Wizar could appear before our eyes at any moment!! We must use all of our stronk to push up and beat his 9'oooooooooooooooooooooo99 pounder flab ass, we CAN DOTHIS GHUUUUUYS! Trusting in me, and I promise to you all that we will obtain the victory of /b/, fuk the obese fags, fuk them HAAAAAAAAARD, fuk the fat fags, fuk their mothers and their cocks which they can NO SEE! Fuk the whales because they take up our motherfucking BEACH SPACE and you know what /b/rothers!? FUCK THE DINDUS TOO! Who is with me friends!! FOR THE SKINNINESS OF OUR PEOPLE, OF OUR CHILDREN, OF THE WORLD!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!
Can you do a british accent?
Take me down to the Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty!
On a scale of one to a billion how cringy is this for u?
What does peeing feel like?
Also can you slap your ass? And say i wanna stick my fingers right in there and cum then make a loud moan
EIA EIA ALALA'
Do a Scottish loli accent.
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>>712427591
this
J was here
>>712427591
yes pls
I love the loli thread above this, and the rule 34 thread below this.
>>712427203
Nope, I love her real voice. And her attitude. And her personality.
It's a sign that I haven't jerked off in while, probably.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
I'm going to beat the holy fuck fucking fuckedy fuck out of one of you
Love doesn't discriminate
Between the sinners
And the saints
It takes and it takes and it takes
And we keep loving anyway
We laugh and we cry
And we break
And we make our mistakes
And if there's a reason I'm by her side
When so many have tried
Then I'm willing to wait for it
I'm willing to wait for it
Are you black?
"I want to suck Caravaggio's fat black chode-y pixie dick until his cums fills me up and he paints me like the french loli cumslut whore I am."
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
‘Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I'll rape you so hard till you will beg me to stop*giggle*
Say this
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
If you need help with pronunciation then watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOA5Chz3iU4
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi? I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
Branfags should be shot
Hurr durr im a big dumb slut.
My viewers are all pedos who want my sweet loli pussy!
[loudly] ive got a fat cock and I know how to use it
I need your nudessss
>>712420869
FACK
>>712428974
I want to fuck a 2d loli, 3d is pig disgusting
POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk
Im a stupid nigger that streams
Do you like cute boys? :3333
Do you have Irish ancestry?
I want to commit suicide.
Do it in a monotone voice.
Maybe I should have killed 4-500 people then I would've felt better, then I would've felt like I really offered society something you know. If I wanted to kill somebody I'd take this book and beat you to death with it, and I wouldn't feel a thing, It'd be just like walking through the drugstore.
Chala Head chala
SCREAMING FOR ATTENTION
EYES CLOSED DIDN'T I MENTION
HOBBIES LIKE PENCHANT
I CRY FOR YOU TO LISTEN
TIME SPENT, THAT'S MY INSTANCE
LIGHT ME UP LIKE INCENSE
SORRY IF I'M INTENSE
THAT'S THE PRETENSE
I JUST WANT YOUR ACCEPTANCE
OVER CONFIDENT
PROMISES LIKE CONDOMS IF I
BREAK THEM IM FUCKED IN THE END
FUNNY ISN'T IT
OHH YEAHH DADDY FUCK MEEE OHHHHH
>>712428491
That was Irish. :,,,,,,(
I am the alpha an the omega
The light and the darkness
I am zeus, lord of the olympus
I came to take you in form of swan
I will destroy your soul and get you in hell!
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff]
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]
They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!
She's just so... black!
What is your opinion on doctor who?
Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future In a monotone voice
Curious george nigger lookin boy
Fuck my tight ass daddy, pump your seed deep in my ass. *can you spank your ass after*
I'm supposed to prepare for my philosophy exam tomorrow. I'm listening to a girl making squeaky voice for paedophiles instead.
Trump did nothing wrong
>>712429699
ie oni-chan~
yamede kudazai!
*what you would sound like gettin raepd*
kiiimooochiiii~~~~
>>712420527
I am the hope of the Universe!
I am the answer to all living things who cry out for peace.
I am protector of the innocent.
I am the light in the darkness. I am truth...
*3 second pause*
*shouting*
Ally to good!!!
Nightmare to you!!!
are you fat?
I fucked my brother.
>>712430357
Of course she is.
raed me story ms loli plz
Daddy tells me I only have to wait one more year for his big cock
Yay daddy hitler
