Waifu claiming thread.
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>>712402095
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
カラミチーマス
>>712409317 [nobody]
hi muffin
yeah that really didn't translate very well. my bad
>>712409363 [chelsea]
It really has~
>>712409655
Fuck off, reatard.
I have real internet.
>But I post faster on my phone.
>>712409655
cute
Do you remember me?
It's 5 a.m. now too sleepy to keep awake
>>712409785
what is real internet? :o
Kakyoin claimed.
>>712409915
*hugs*
>>712409915
I want Ran to give me a "surprise!"
>>712409836
Internet from an Internet provider rather than my phone!
>>712409785
Damnit, not dead
>>712409572
Pls No molest Garde
>>712408874
I'm not, I sad congrats and good job
>>712408935
yea but you are everyone and no one
>>712409137
>
>>712409697
Did I made you mad, you little poor soul of a human being?
Claim
>>712409299
?
>>712409379
*I don't know*
>>712409678
Hi
What did it mean by the way
>>712409945
magst du mir einen gefallen tun?
wenn du einen google account hast mit schönem namen drop mal bitte nen netten kommentar auf dem stream bei philipp baars, er wird sich bei dir evtl sogar bedanken
>>712409828
I remember you! But I do advise you sleep for another hour or three.
>>712410051
at least get the good size :o
>>712410134
I love nami not garde
>>712410181
I don't like this...
>>712410204
ya dingus
>>712410199
Suck my cock and ballocks.
>>712410078
it means you come here by PC?
When I am hearing the OP of IS(not the middle east one),I always wonder which to choose,Laura or Charlotte
>>712410301
-_-
no you
>>712410204
-Wraps arms around you, snuggling you close-
I'm a massive faggot.
Ok, now how do I discord like the cool kids?
>>712410134
Still ded
>>712410447
you must really like that emoticon :o
>>712410199
He's just a salty spic.
>>712410379
No need to be mad..
In the end, I'm still the one giving you the cock.
looks like it's getting close to time to change waifus
>>712410301
Still no molest
>>712410271
My qtest!
>>712410480
Do you have an account?
>>712410480
4chan has a discord server
>>712409455
>Shiro
I believe there is good mods. I haven't bothered to check them out yet though.
>>712410262
Yeah that's true laura
I'm sad not to get new Tomoka's good pics
>>712410216
Wer ist der fertige Typ?
>>712410558
I don't want you tiny 4 inch cock, Chen.
Bittida en morgon innan solen upprann
Innan foglarna började sjunga
>>712410589
Yeah I just made one.
>>712410606
Fuck 4chan, this is /waifu/
>>712410204
hi muffin
I meant it as ''being certain of something''
>>712410572
You're right
You need an upgrade from your current version of Ran
I want Ran to be Lewd!
>>712410678
kA kollegen von mir haben mir das gezeigt, der ist halt schon verdammt fertig mental
ist ziemlich witzig, jeden tag 20 uhr
und ein dislike kannste auch da lassen
>>712410572
but you have the best waifu ;-;
>>712410589
no promises :o
>>712410755
<3
>>712410477
*Pulls closer*
We can be massive faggots together
>>712410522
You must really like that one -_-
>>712410651
Yes. Who are you?
>>712410725
Hi
Alright then by the way
>>712410689
So I nearly stayed up all night watching glorious Emprah.
>>712410589
A Fran!
>>712410697
Friend me, Sunlocked#8821
Also goes for whoever else cares enough
>>712410851
No molest
>>712410933
It's been a whole few minutes! How are you?
>>712410684
>4 inch cock
You're a funny guy. Too bad my dick is long and thick enough to please tons of girls.
I could probably please a faggot like you, too, but you're too inane to attract me.
>>712410909
-runs hand down your back-
Oh? What did you have in mind?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>712409828
loliconanon?
>>712410825
Nicht zu viel, er soll leiden, aber bleiben. Sonst ist's vorbei mit dem Spaß.
>>712405012
Csgo's tournaments lasts up to a month right?
>>712405034
Always <3
>>712405252
16C here. Feels good
>>712405445
Shhh
>>712405591
Oh shit for real senpai?
I'M SO SORRY EVERYONE
>>712411047
Naw dawg, your dick is tiny. Only people with tiny dicks talk about having a big dick. Your insecurities are showing.
>>712410909
>>712410930
That is good Bruva, how are you enjoying it?
>>712411036
no bully ;-;
>>712410909
I like ._. more but i dont use it often :o
>>712410825
Wie er gerade sein Fett anspannt! Köstlich!
>>712411057
Yes and…what you said?I couldn't catch it.
>>712411036
I'm fine, I'm just unsure what to do. I'll probably go to bed soon
>>712410930
>>>/tg/ 50315575
303rd Fang reportin' in.
>>712411153
You're repeating yourself, pal
Maybe stop taking this thread so seriously and start caring about irl stuff, like dunno, not spending your entire time on your pc 24/7?
lmao
>>712411349
>>712410930
>>>/tg/50315575
Fucked up, this one should work
>>712411243
der ist schon ein bisschen premium unterhaltung
deinen kommentar konnte ich mir glaube ich nicht mehr anschauen, warst zu schnell gebannt
>20 zuschauer, 54 dislikes
schon nice
>>712410851
I don't want to deal with what is basically spam
>>712410909
hi muffin
I'm gonna take a nice shower. I'll see you in a bit by the way
>>712411152
they're not as bad as league. IEM oakland only lasts this weekend. There were group stages this week and they get qualified from smaller tournaments.
>>712411051
*Nothing*
>>712411218
OK
>>712411240
You should use it more then
>>712411240
You are the bully!
>>712411265
Oh, hope you sleep tight!
~maybe with me?
>>712411349
Hella!
>>712409678
Sure will be boring without ya
>>712411524
Hi
Have a nice shower by the way
>>712411418
>You're repeating yourself, pal.
That's what you've been doing for the last, what, one year now almost
Go fuck yourself, cunt.
>>712411261
its been a while since you were last here
autists enjoy repetition
>>712411535
-Oh, okay.-
>>712411535
no :o
>>712411519
it's just admiration ._.
who would you switch to anyways?
no one could compete
>>712411572
I sent you a friend request on disco
>>712411621
STOP
>>712411494
Ja, ging mächtig fix... ich brauch mal ein paar mehr Accounts für sowas.
>53 dislikes
Nicht mal einer von mir dabei.
>>712411229
Enjoy is too weak a word for what I feel.
>>712411590
no
>>712411597
thanks
>>712411723
It's annoying and it doesn't matter who i'd switch to
>>712411739
google blockiert leider neue accs
man braucht ne telefonnummer und wenn du zu viele accs machst dann bann google deine IP
wenn dir was gutes einfällt das zu umgehen teile es bitte mit mir
>>712411621
Come on, don't be that mad over something that happend on internet. I mean, I know you have feeling that are easly hurt, but you don't need to project your insecurities on me.
Go take a chill pill, Xanax or something, you seem in need of one.
>Being triggered by something I say
Also, stop caring so much.
You're embarrassing yourself.
>>712411879
I dedicated hours of my life to you, and this is the thanks I get? Geesh.
>>712411669
>>712411669
Yeah,it's been about one month since I came here the last time
Ah,I got it.
I'm sorry I have to go to bed,though I came here just now
See you this is my present for you and,maybe,the FBI
>>712411879
switch to ran's mom :o
and I'll stop (even though I never did it)
idk if they will ._.
>>712411723
Fine...
>>712411937
>believes I'm taking this conversation seriously
Come now, I know you by now.
You seem to still lack the mental capacity to make original insults. So, with that, I'm leaving.
>>712411883
>telefonnummer
Wtf, die hab ich damals doch auch nicht angegeben!?
>IP
Ganz simpel proxies?
>>712412096
why do you hate me? :(
I'm very nice and loving :o
>>712412008
Yeah no, fuck off, you're annoying
>>712412191
I thought you likes people being r00d to you?
>>712412030
lewd loli :o
goodnight
>>712412110
>I cannot slam a door, so I shall instead tell you good day and slam the internet door, ah ha! The last word is mine. (Even though I lurk and wait for a response)
Just a third person chiming in after reading only this post.
>>712412178
joa alte accounts mussten das nicht, aber wenn du neue machen willst
manuell IP ändern ging bei mir nicht, man kann auch noch accs ohne machen manchmal dafür musst du dann aber neue IP + cookies löschen usw
hab ich aber noch nicht probiert
>>712412267
lewd not rude :o
>>712411572
Thanks. I took my meds so I'm just waiting to get tired now.
Nah, I don't think I can
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
>>712411674
*Lifts up shirt*
>>712411723
Yes -_-
It will set you and sachi/konata (I can't tell who you are anymore) apart
>>712412221
Oh Ran, you're so cute when you're angry.
Please, get mad.
I love it.
>>712412385
Because sometimes we post lewds and some waifus aren't anime
>>712412432
I'm sachi :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYZ5GfUYEBo
>>712412374
Maybe some warm milk?
~lewd things?
>>712412348
R00d lewds?
>>712412110
You're leaving? Where to?
Whenever I post, you're here. Insulting me.
Your life seems really sad, pal. I pity you.
Stop trying to make yourself look good, people still realise that the only thing you do is nothing more than just being a faggot who still cares on what happens in a thread.
rifks.
>>712412658
give me an example of one :o
>>712412586
wow 2 shit songs combined
>>712412547
Ok -_-
Prove it
>>712412658
That doesn't help me, but thanks
none lewd things!
>>712412432
-Wow, this is gay-
>>712412658
Why are you so lewd today?
>>712412891
>>712411524
Thought csgo was international just like league. Was expecting it to be much larger and oh. Are these teams sponsored or would it be some super gud clans that go head on. Cause I feel like it's the second one
>>712412658
Can i lewd you?
>>712412891
Not again
>>712412991
Cause he needs some good dickin'
>>712412891
>>712412741
Sexual bully
>>712412917
It will help you sleep!
Awwwww
>>712412991
Today is a lewd day
>>712412923
*It's not gay if it's not real*
>>712412891
I almost didn't see that since i filter image.jpg. I wish i didn't see it though -_-
>>712412891
I recognize that dick! It really is Sachi.
>>712413139
>Can I lewd you.
>Smugs being lewd
u wan sum fuk?
>>712413218
-I guess that's true-
-Why are you taking off your shirt though-
-Are you feeling hot?-
>>712409655
>>712409697
>>712410199
>>712410379
>>712410558
Stop talking to yourself.
Ah, Jesus, this place is so cancerous. Things used to be better 11 months ago.
Fucking newfags ruined this place
>>712412891
>>712412891
why are you posting a picture of your dick?
>>712413447
>wahh my old /waifu/
Shut the front door, you frickin' cry baby!
>>712412891
What is that? At least post it erect
>>712413139
I bet you're the one to give it
>>712413179
But why though.
>>712413447
It's the same as it always was
>>712413447
yeah I hate newfags too :o
>>712413247
why do you know that dick? faggot
>>712413218
it's a cute little cock! ^-^
>>712413179
a picture example
>>712413447
Then fucking go, we don't need cancer like you or Konata (however the hell that name is spelled.)
>>712413304
*I am after seeing >>712412891 *
>>712413654
what did konata do? :o
>>712413670
-kek-
>>712413447
If you were really here 11 months ago you would know it hasn't changed.
>>712413625
I'm not going to look to find out
>>712413753
Lel
>>712413447
>being this new
That was a shower.
>>712413862
-lol-
>>712413309
What are you trying to do?
I don't have any reputation in here, so you don't need to try so hard.
>>712410642
Then get some more when you wake up.
>>712411152
You better be sorry, Smugness.
>>712412891
This is the fourth time you've posted your dick, all you're doing is adding on to your wall of shame.
>>712413654
Yeah, you spelled it correctly.
>>712414301
that's not my dick :o
>>712414332
hehe
-scratches your back-
>>712414239
I told you to stop talking to yourself, implying that all of those were you. Is that your responce? Your reputation has nothing to do with this chen dear.
>>712413890
Did you touch yourself in the shower?
>>712413625
>why do you know that dick? faggot
Well, it's pathetic and has phimosis, so who else could it be?
>>712413139
Yes
>>712413570
Who knows?
>>712413625
I'm not posting one in here
brb going to suicide irl
>>712414702
send it on discord? :o
>>712414824
bye :o
>>712414623
That is required for proper and thorough cleaning, is it not?
>>712414824
stream it on xvideos!
>>712413248
Maybe
>>712413570
Maybe
>>712414301
>
>>712414702
Perfect!
>>712413447 [u]
>>712414911
Answer the damn question. Did you or did you nap fap in the shower earlier?
It's very crucial.
>712414866
i don't even going to talk to you anymore ;-;
>>712414953
no
>>712414301
Thanks, that name sometimes confuses, so I was just wondering.
>712415074
why? :o
baby I love you ;-;
>>712414702
>>712414996
Only you can prevent lewd threads!
>https://youtu.be/4iepT_0xpb0
>>712415033
Will this information be used against me?
>>712414834
Maybe...
>>712414996
Pls lewd me
>>712415191
But I want a lewd thread
>>712415334
you still haven't added me :o
>>712415209
No, it will only be between us..
I'll be using it for my own benefit.
>>712415430
Then yes, I did.
>>712414824
I'll come with you
>>712414996
Present the dicking.
>>712414484
*Lifts up your shirt*
>>712415390
I just did though!
>>712415752
~dick me
>>712415774
-pulls down your underwear-
>>712415942
~spanks for booty for being so naughty and sends you to bed without dinner~
>>712413139
well they have multiple major tournaments throughout the year. The top teams have huge sponsors. Most of the time, they are the same organization who own Lol teams.
>>712415942
*Pulls down pants*
>>712415334
But no trips have been rolled.
>>712415191
Done
>>712415334
No. Not yet
>>712415752
roll
>>712415916
Only i do that
>>712416178
Wew. From what yuuki told me, it's usually phone companies that sponsor them. Dont know any phone companies up in Canada but Samsung, Verizon and sprint are some sponsors
>>712416103
Who's this?
You can't take my tendies away from me.
>>712416263
--tosses clothes off the bed-
>>712416610
If I roll, you present it.
>Roll.
>>712415390
I just did though!
>>712415752
~dick me
>>712416416
~you also can fuck me
>>712416592
L A M E
>>712416610
I need LEWD
>>712416621
Don't you dare talking to me like that, young man!
~eat tendy that was supposed to be part of your dinner~
>>712416780
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
-breaks out into a temper tantrum, throwing various bottles of cleaning supplies at you-
>>712416740
>Eye socket
>Skull fuck.
>>712416740
You have a severe itch in your pants today, don't you?
>>712416939
~cries while attempting to dodge bottles~
If only your father was still around!
>>712416621
*Moves closer to you*
>>712416610
the telecom company sponsors are mostly for korean league teams. For most EU/NA teams, it's more self-made organizations who grew really big, and are sponsored by gaming hardware companies mostly.
>>712417206
-pulls down underwear, tossing it off the bed-
-moves closer-
>>712417165
I'm ready for my sponge bath :o
>>712417165
I know you.
>>712417047
L-lewd
>>712417165
I'm lonely...
>>712417791
It's a hospital, not a retirement home
>>712417886
I can tell
>>712417997
my mom got sponge baths when she was pregnant with me :o
better than any dating site! a lot of horny girls of youur city on http://linkto.eu/ViFF8
>>712417383
o:
>>712417886
I'm lonely
>>712418229
why are you lonely when you have me? :o
>>712417886
Just go to a whore house and say you want to recieve.
>>712416729
Oh
>>712416740
Roll
>>712417220
So EU/NA teams sponsers mostly games like csgo
>>712417295
Have fun~
>>712417686
*Moves closer than closer*
>>712418094
You can wash yourself
better than any dating site!! a lot of horny girls of your city on http://linkto.eu/ViFF8
>>712418593
fine
can I wash you? :o
>>712417997
Eh, I mostly play it up here. Not sure why
I am a bit lonely in real life, since I'm single and all. I went on a date a while ago, but he never texted me back...
>>712418229
^
>>712418385
No, I'll probably meet someone soon, I'm trying to
>>712418499
Dubs, not enough to fuck me, but enough to be lewder
>>712418558
-moves away-
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
She keeps Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline
Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatin
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
>>712418499
They have rosters for pretty much every game. Too bad NA isn't very good at any.
>>712418867
*What's wrong?*
Oh how I love you, Alice.
>>712419169
-I was just feeling a little gay for a moment there, I'm fine now-
-rubs your crotch-
>>712419298
Yeah, exactly!
>>712419302
Other yuuko!
Another one bites the dust.
>>712418292
Don't say that
>>712418499
with what
>>712418862
If he didn't text you back he wasn't worth being with
>>712419298
what's your favorite type of candy? :o
>>712419280
allice
I want to hold Alice2 and never let her go!
Alice2 cliamed!
>>712419488
How goes it, you?
>>712419743
I meant "claimed"
Oh dear!
By the way, has anyone seen Alice lately?
>>712419743
ok
>>712419561
why not? :o
Average Waifu virgin set up. Minus the cigarettes because their moms don't let them.
>>712419811
?
>>712419298
>>712419429
*I'm confused*
>>712419948
even if I had free cigarettes for life I would never smoke :o
fucking degenerates
>>712419561
Yeah, fuck that guy
>>712419758
I'm good
Finished my first semester of college
>>712419955
Qt spider, what anime?
>>712420030
Mommy would take your body pillow away neckbeard
>>712419951
I meant Alice2, silly!
TAKE YOUR CANCER THREADS SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE
>>712419577
Is chocolate candy?
Was that ever settled?
>>712419955
Mr. Spider is cute, nice claim
>>712420002
-me too-
-gropes your butt-
>>712420111
I don't have a body pillow :o
>>712420160
shouldn't they be on /a/?
>>712420201
I guess
but there's a lot of chocolate bars cutie
>>712420099
Whatever one Kirara is from.
>>712420201
I already claimed though.
I keep claiming and then forgetting that I claimed and not checking back...
>>712419948
No this is mine
>
>>712420241
*Ok*
>>712419826
I don't know you in real life
>>712420099
yes
other than that how are you doing
>>712420320
>>712420355
-Nice dubs-
-bad setup-
>>712420287
Just chocolate in general, though i don't eat much candy
>>712420297
Mr. Spider is better...
>>712420421
we could meet up? :o
I've met up before with waifus
>>712420480
chocolate gets really old fast for me
especially hersheys
but i enjoy it still
I miiss her already.. I love her so much. Come back soon, Alice.
>>712412891
why
>>712420624
why what? :o
>>712420297
I'll look that up
>>712420421
I did pretty good in my first semester of college
>>712420480
Mr spider a best
>>712420480
Well. That escalated quickly.
I love you, Alice! So, so much!
Finally home
>>712420743
pls no, klonata pls
>>712420893
allice
>>712420899
that's not me :o
>>712420460
I know. I need a new desk and another matching monitor
>>712420601
you're waifu looks like a man
>>712420590
I'm afraid of leaving the house
>>712420776
That's good
>>712420986
thats not klonata's missle dick? That fucking Pee hole is the size of a quarter
>>712421084
In what way, anonymous?
>>712421127
Don't insult your boyfriends dick like that
>>712421085
I will cum to you :o
>>712421127
I've never seen the tip of my dick
>>712421300
please don't
>>712421078
Okay.
>>712421498
but I like you ;-;
do you hate me? :(
I'm completely lost...
What is going on now?
>>712421630
what's so confusing? :o
>>712409655
How's the restaurant holding up, Chen?
>>712421630
Low resolution pictures.
>>712421719
>>712421587
if you keep doing weird things I will
>>712414380
>Thinking you're Sachii.
I'm pretty sure you aren't fooling anyone.
>>712414996
There it is.
>>712421127
They're just trying to confuse you. Also I'm pretty sure you didn't ask about what I was going to tell you yesterday.
>>712421948
they're not weird they're loving
why do people not like love? ;-;
>>712422002
I am not sachi and that is not my dick :o
>>712421985
>>712421897
Hello!
>>712421897
Comical Tomoyo!
>>712421685
There's somebody talking about Alice, do they mean the Alice they're posting or the other Alice
And did Konota really post his dick, or is somebody else just really, really sad
>>712421719
Sounds good to me
>>712422098
I'm afraid
Oh no!
I b-broke something!
>>712422231
I did not post my dick :o
and that's alice 2
>>712422265
why?
Yuno is
my waifu
>>712422464
what a shit waifu :o
>>712422543
But i love her
>>712422543
;)
>>712420893
Welcome.
>>712422665
why?
>>712422789
nice emoticon faggot
>>712422861
Yeah Niga, is so lovely
