Celeb Thread: How Bout Some Different Chicks Edition
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Celeb Thread: How Bout Some Different Chicks Edition
If only I-I c-could b-be a-a-a real m-man my m-mistress Jessica Alba could r-respect me...
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>>712363818
deport
>>712363877
dubs confirm
>tfw no Lita gf
I-I'm always a-afraid s-some unrelenting Alpha Master will bust me i-in the chops as I-I walk down the street, g-grab m-my m-mistress Victoria Justice by the left h-hand, call her My Bitch Now, and w-walk off with her fully accepting her n-new place in life a-as alpha captured material...
I heard Emma Watson's blowjob cures cancer.
Would you impregnate, /b/?
>>712364127
I-It's n-not easy h-having a w-world class m-mistress on y-your arm while e-every o-other m-man in the world l-l-looks at y-you w-wondering h-how t-to deposit you in the trash c-c-can and w-walk off with her...
>>712364251
only if you sucked the cum out of my dick first and spit it in her
>>712363683
>How Bout Some Different Chicks
Are you sure we can't just have the same 40 pics of that harry potter cunt?
RIP Skybro, where ever you are.
>>712364420
get your eyes checked niglet
>>712364244
What if you dont have cancer when she sucks you off?
>>712364309
I-I guess m-most m-men a-aren't f-fortunate enough t-to share m-my sissy grief...
>>712364530
krystal is so fucking beautiful
>>712364370
Not the anon you replied to but I'd do that in a heartbeat
Didn't get a chance to post more 80s Diane Franklin
>>712364609
2/3
>>712363683
Is that a digitally coloured Hillary pic?
>>712364609
3/3
>>712364531
When I-I s-see these h-huge m-men w-walking through the m-mall and l-looking w-with swords in their e-eyes a-at m-my l-light s-sissy frame next t-to Victoria I-I g-get g-goosebumps, knowing meek her, the magnificent one, i-is t-to weak t-to put up any f-fight against any r-real m-man...
>>712364529
She only does it for charity. So no cancer = no blowjob.
>>712364735
H-How the hell d-do you think I-I g-g-got her... I-I p-p-poured creamy lies and endless w-words into h-her ears a-as any w-woman w-wanting a man w-would expect...
>>712364608
of course you would. i'd let you lick my balls while i bareback her all the juices trickling down on your face
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>>712364772
Society needs to man up and get started on cloning her already
>>712364899
She's s-so empty h-headed I-I couldn't r-resist bending h-her t-to my will... I-I know I-I'm o-one alpha r-right to the head f-from losing h-her f-forever...
>>712364982
Id do anything if it meant she was getting pleasured by a worthy cock
>>712364729
Goddamn that bitch is built...
>>712365057
Yesterday one alpha c-came u-up t-to us a-as we were g-getting out of our c-car and n-no one else w-was around... H-He asked f-for an autograph: then a-a hug; then when he saw wh-what I was he slid h-his hands under her dress... V-Victoria c-could only g-go w-with the flow and l-looked v-very comfortable w-with his hand in there... This alpha w-was quite handsome and I-I could s-see why she w-wouldn't give him m-much resistance... I-I was shocked b-but d-didn't know what t-to do...
>>712365192
while she's away filming you get to maintain my cock and store all my loads. your breakfast and dinner would be my cum
>>712365793
Anything to service the cock that's made to fuck Ariel
>>712365702
I-I always w-wonder why I-I break out into a-a sweat when these encounters t-take place... P-Poor Vic m-must b-be thoroughly disgusted w-with me f-for standing a-around and d-doing nothing b-but she n-never has a word bad to ever s-say to me w-when these things happen...
>>712365993
I w-would highly recommend anyone who h-h-has the chance to get a meek sweet g-girl l-like Victoria...
>>712366094
I-It certainly w-was the best decision o-of m-my life... I-I'm s-so happy y-you could p-punch m-me in the stomach and n-not upset me...
>>712365922
if i gave you a choice between eating out my ariel 1 time or keep being my personal spermbank for her which would you choose?
>>712366389
If your cum was still there when I ate her out I'd pick that but otherwise I'd find it hotter to keep servicing both of you for longer
>>712366560
that's a good slut. you get a reward. i'll let you pick which hole of yours i pump my hot loads into. tell me where you want it more and i better be convinced
>>712366820
I'd like to have your load in my ass, make sure Ariel watches how I service you
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>>712365702
Forgive m-me f-for getting side-tracked f-from this incident b-but t-to continue... The alpha d-dude m-must o-of had his hand into her g-golden p-pot o-of honey a-as h-his d-digging m-made Victoria's f-face elope into a wide open mouthed s-sigh... After a-a minute he p-put h-his m-mouth t-to her ear... "Do you want to go?... My place... Do you want to go?", he kept repeating again a-a-and again but a-asking that of poor Victoria I've learned is like asking a fl-flower if it likes being beautiful; you won't g-g-get an answer e-e-even though its always yes... She i-is j-just t-too m-much of a-a women's woman... He then m-m-must of gotten offended a-at Victoria's inability to speak up and he f-finally l-left, cussing me from heaven to h-h-hell first...
>>712367010
what if Ariel gets jealous seeing how much pleasure you take in serving my cock. she wants a turn now, but you still havent finished your duty to me. are you really going to disappoint me?
>>712367723
I'd bend over next to her and maybe the best way is just to take turns getting pounded
>>712367990
Or I keep ramming your tight hole while you lube her asshole up with your tongue. Once I finish in you, switch places with my Ariel so she cleans my liitle slut out. Do I not take care of my servant or what?
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>>712369121
Mmm imagining getting a rim job from Ariel gets my cock diamonds
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>>712364244
Eternal youth!
>>712364251
Yes.
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>>712364530
Source? 10/10
>>712369578
Krystal Boyd, look her up on PornHub...shitload of vids.
>>712364644
That dude has some self control undressing that slow lol
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>>712369374
Show me, if i let you, what spot on Ariel you'd unleash your biggest load
>>712369640
moar emma
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>>712363683
I agree to J. A.
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>>712370785
Hmm it's Jenna time
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>>712365344
Watched Empire a few times just for this bitch.
>>712370492
That sexy mustache though
I would ruin her.
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>>712370709
Mmm fuck yeah
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>>712363683
I banged a bitch who looks like Jessica Alba, but with pale skin and way bigger boobs. Shit was cash. Amazing sex because bitch was batshit crazy. It's a shame it's over, but it's also a relief. You can't imagine how fucked she was.
>>712374566
most retarded celeb thread ever.
you degenerate piss freaks. an hero you mongos
>>712375040
have fun in the trap thread, you nigger
Fake any girl nude with PS. See link in related pic..
>>712375078
nice!
>>712374665
Fucking nice
>>712363683
INFOWARS.COM WTF HOW IS THIS STILL NEWS ITS BASICALLY PORN AT THIS POINT HAHA!
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>>712375399
New thread
Celeb Fake Thread Here
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>>712372133
MOAR!
>>712375883
I'll post moar here
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>>712370521
zozzle
