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My girlfriend wants to have sex more than me. I didn't think that was possible. Apparently I'm dating a nymphomaniac or something.
She even masturbates more than me.

She moved in with me just over a month ago. We used to try fuck everyday, but sometimes we couldn't because she was still living wit her parents. But since we moved in together we've been fucking like rabbits. Everyday day without exception, sometimes twice a day.

But now she is saying that it isn't enough. She wants more sex.

We fucked three times today. This morning, she was fucking me before I even woke up. I woke up wit her riding me. I have no idea how long she was doing it before it woke me up, but I came as soon as a realized what was happening. We fucked again immediately when I got off of work for over an hour. Every time she came I used my fingers to make a come hither motion on her g-spot so that she would squirt. We just finished fucking again a little over an hour ago, I fell asleep almost immediately after I came.

I just woke up 10 minutes ago because I had to pee and I walked in on her in the bathroom masturbating. I laughed at her and she got mad at me. She said that if I hadn't have passed out on her she wouldn't have to resort to masturbation to find satisfaction. Shit got real, quickly. We had our first fight

I fucked her again and mad certain she came twice and then she fell asleep.
I'm on my PC in the living room, thinking about it. I don't have it any me to fuck 4 times a day. I just don't. Not 7 days a week. That would be 28 hours a week of fucking. That's like a second job. Just thinking about it is exhausting.

What do?
>pic related. my gf's name is jessi.
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How old are you two?
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>>712362767
I'm 24 and she's 18.
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She's cute. Just yet her to do all the work. She can ride while you're enjoying the view.
Show us more of her
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I have the opposite problem. Which is worse?
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Honestly, you don't have to do all the work in sex if she's that sexually driven. She'll be content riding your dick all night as long as you let her.

She's probably a succubus tho so you should attempt to banish her
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Lock her in chastity and deprive her of sex for week. Watch her whenever you let her out to take a shit so that she can't masturbate on the toilet.

Show her who's the boss.
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Also op, make her your sex slave.
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>>712362679
>My girlfriend wants to have sex more than me

What the fuck problem could you possibly have?

/thread
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Femanon here

This is a serious problem, Op. If you don't find a solution, she is definitely going to cheat on you.
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>>712363253
>infidelity.
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Yeahhh youre going to get cucked kek.
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>>712362679
it'll stop pretty soon, especially if you're paying the bills.
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>>712363271
>>712363309
This could be resolved if OP just made her his sex slave and didn't let her out at all
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>>712362679
OP if you are not some faggot troll getting his kicks on /b/ then listen up.

Dude fucking tell her you don't want to have sex that much. She's gonna have to accept that. If she shuts the convo down or doesn't want to find a middle ground or something then move the fuck on. Or just fuck till your dick falls off and she calls you a faggot.
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>>712363360
I pay all of the bills. I'm a Java Developer and I make 92k a year. She's unemployed and dropped out of high school. She just sits on my couch all day while I'm a work smoking her friends up with my weed and playing Xbox.
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Dont know if you are going this already or not, but eat her pussy before doing It. And I mean eat her good, a lot of foreplay, make her come abd fuck her after that. Her level of satisfaction will be higher and will take a lot more time to need sex again.
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>>712363253
>What the fuck problem could you possibly have?
Nailed the reality of the situations perfectly.

>/thread
Damn it! You just couldn't keep that dick out of your mouth, faggot.
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>>712362679
>nymphomaniac

This is not a trivial word. It's serious.
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>>712363165
this. we are all playing the worlds smallest violin op.
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>>712363664
wait, are any of these friends male?
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>>712363165
Hahaha
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>>712363723
I'm starting to realize that.
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>if you can't give her what she needs, she'll find someone that can.
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Is she manic depressive or bipolar or something? I dated a girl with all that shit and she also wanted to fuck 28 times a week and I threw in the towel and couldn't do it.
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post nudes and i'll tell you the secret u need to know. she will love your newfound sexdrive
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>>712363859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RD0zpFbSmY
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just give her a vibrator or something
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>>712362679
Seriously buy her vibrators and dildos, use them in your late nights.

Don't be afraid. Go slower if necessary. Use lube.
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>>712363664
Bro you're already getting cucked

while you're at your nerdy ass job she's fucking all the guys at your own damn house while you gone nigga
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this is bait and this thread sucks. guess you people will fall for anything at 4 in the morning
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>>712362679
If she gets a job, she will be fucking her co-workers.

And you, with 90k+ a year you can get rid of her and find yourself some nice friend with benefits and fuck her on your own schedule.
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>>712363902
She has several. She sends me pics of her using them while I'm at work daily.
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anon you need to start working out ASAP crunches and sit ups and long distance running. change your diet to high carb protein. improve your fucking endurance in all essence of the word.
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>>712363928
If you don't like bait, what the fuck are you doing on /b/?

>hates niggers
>drives to Detroit every day because he's bored
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>>712363869
Same here. Only solution is either fuck 4 time a day or quit for good.
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>>712364024
This. Get a girl who's actually fucking worth it OP. Don't spend your money or time on a whore who'll fuck any guy if you can't manage to fuck her all the time.

Find a girl who can take care of herself and doesn't need to feed off of you like some low life scum cunt.
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>>712363165
>you should attempt to banish her

almost spit out my drink
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>>712363921
I have two hidden web cams in my apartment she doesn't know about, one in the livign room and one in my bedroom. I know for a fact that she isn't a cheater. I've seen guys her girlfriends brought over try to fuck her and I've watched her shoot them down.

I'm not an idiot and I'm not a cuck.
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>>712362679
>What do?
Marry her and keep fucking her you stupid faggot.
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>>712364315
aight i get you nigga

for sure tho, good thinking. honestly tho if she cheats on you you'd still have evidence to take that bitch down
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>>712362679
Same probs man. I dick her as hard as i can she orgasms and then 30 mins later if i touch her at all shes wet again
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>>712363165
I have two question
>How do you know it's succubus?
Just because girl has high sex drive it doesn't mean she is succubus

>How do you banish her?
Like dump her and kick her out of house?
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>>712363789
yes. but they are short manlets. One of them is in her friendzone.
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>>712364315
because you could come home at any time, not because she doesn't want to.

make sure to tell her you will be gone for a week. and see what will happen then
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>>712362679
POST MORE PICS OF HER PLEASE

THANK YOU
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>>712364459
>How do you know it's a succubus?
There are many ways to detect a succubus. Search it online

>How do you banish her?
Banish ritual, duh
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>>712364315
My nigger. This is exactly my plan when I graduate + live with a partner.
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>>712364460
>implying manlets can't gangbang her
enjoy cucking
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>>712364049
pics or did not happen
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>>712362679
>Every time she came I used my fingers to make a come hither motion on her g-spot so that she would squirt

Clearing you're not satisfying her at all. Either you just dont know what you're doing or have a pin dick.

At 18 and just moved out of home shes going to want to slut around. 99.9% of girls going from HS to real world will break up with or cheat on their high school Boyfriends because they all want to be sluts at that age.

I would just take advantage of her keeness to do as much depraved shit as possible until she dumps your ass.
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My girlfriend wants to have sex more than me.
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>>712364569
Salty manlet spotted.
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>has sex in the morning, in the afternoon and at night.
>still masturbates.

That definitely nymphomania. She's a sex addict. She is literally addicted to her own orgasms.
>run
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>>712364655
you seem to be projecting a little bit there anon.
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>>712364502
POST MORE PICS OF HER PLEASE

THANK YOU
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>>712364707
yeah I am what you would consider manlet (5'10'') but I was in same situation, girl had boyfriend who was like 6'7'' and I was fucking her behind his back because he was beta cuck
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>>712364926
Not that I'm believing you, but there were definitely a lot of beta cuck tall dudes that I knew in high school.
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>>712364655
Fucking this.

When will /b/tards ever learn that women are fucking useless? So many betas congregate here and receive sound advice yet they never learn the lesson.
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>>712362679
Look on to local swingers clubs.
Be discerning, let her pick but stipulate you have final say. Be open and honest, don't bring swingers home - keep home a safe/no-go zone. Set ground rules: she can't when you're at work or when you don't know. She needs to be as open as you, if you decide to swing as well.
Take her to some toy shops, let her explore and pick what she likes. Don't judge, be willing to participate and/or watch (with toys and partners).
It's awkward at first, but an extremely fun and fulfilling lifestyle. It will also make or break your relationship (be prepared for either outcome, and don't let it ruin you if it "breaks" it).
I've been a swinger for over 20 years - BEST - DAMN - DECISION - I'VE - MADE - IN - LIFE.
Don't let personal insecurities get in the way either. The point of swinging is to have fun, meet people, make friends and...well... The obvious ;)
You've got it good - and if you play your cards right, you'll have it even better!
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>>712364655
>>712365029

samefag
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>>712364926
He may be a cuck, but you're the beta. Unless you square up with his 6'7 guy you're pretty much a coward.

Just sayin'.
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>>712362679
get her more exercise
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>>712362679
Dude, careful. Thise kind or relations get exhausting reaaal quick but youll definitely miss it alot when its gone
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>>712365088
>>712364835
samefag
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>>712364116
Not that anon, but with a little effort he could have come up with better bait, then this could be an interesting thread. I guess since of us are just more discerning in the choice of bait we prefer.
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>>712364116
lol
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>>712365201
>>712365263

samefag
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Lol boss up. You don't have to fuck her more than you want to. Force her to live trough a few days without sex. You should be in control. And get some toys and do some extreme shit in the weekends so that she has so.ething to look out for. Don't go cuck and swinging. There is no way back from that road of unhappyness.
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>>712362679
>QQ my cute girlfriend wont stop FUCKING me. Oh whatever will
ai do w
ith my computer that i paid for with my great salary as an engineer."

cry me a river you horseshit i wish i had your problems.
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>>712363048
your problem is quite a bit worse. Especially if its you that doesn't want to have sex.
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>>712365092
>beating someone up instead of fucking their girlfriend who smokes all their weed with you while they are at work >thinking this makes you more of a man in any way and not a retard
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>>712362679
Just marry her OP. She'll go numb from the waist down and all your fucking problems will be over. You'll still have problems, but they won't involve fucking.
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>>712362679
>I used my fingers to make a come hither motion on her g-spot so that she would squirt.
and here is the point where I tell you, you don't have a girlfriend. Go back to club penguin
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Flip the script on her. That bitch isn't perfect and don't let her point fingers at you like her shit don't stink.
Point out the fact that she doesn't have a job and that she's a burden on you financially.

Then make her create a MFC account and put that bitch to work.
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>>712365304
fucking gross
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>>712363664
You're not a java developer, you are a college student taking computer science courses.
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>>712362679
Fuck her ass hard. And leave her bro. Thats the way. I talk real.
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>>712362679
>>712362679
>>712362679
>implying this isn't how you become a cuck
Spoiler alert, cuck central inbound. Let her fuck other dudes while you watch to save you from having to do it every time, win-win
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I broke up with my gf a month ago and a big reason was because we fucked three times a day. It's too much. It's cool for like a week.
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>>712365302
This thread is barely worth it, but in for a penny...
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>>712363182
Right. God bess you wise man.
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>>712365430
>>712365302
>>712364655

>I used my fingers to make a come hither motion on her g-spot so that she would squirt.
What is the problem you have with this sentence?

Op clearly knows what he's doing and if you think making a come hither motion on a girl's g-spot won't make her squirt then you are clearly a virgin.
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>>712365304
is that a hermaphrodite?
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>>712365667
>piss
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>>712365304
sauce. now.
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>>712364315
How did you set them up? What kind of web cams? Can you give us more info? I want to do the same thing
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OP PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF HER

OP PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF HER

OP PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF HER

OP PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF HER

OP PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF HER
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>>712365766
>girls don't' squirt - it's really urine and it's icky.

Oh I see. You're are a virgin.
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>>712365816
I'm not going to help you fap to my girlfriend. kys.
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>>712365667
ahahaha
I can't believe how underage you are. Every girl you ever had (I suppose its not a lot) lied to you or you are simply a virgin too.

Every girl who wants more sex than men can offer is sooner or later going to betray you
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>>712365904
I DON'T WANT TO FAP, I'M AN ARTIST AND I'VE BEEN ON NO FAP FOR 7 MONTHS BY THE WAY

SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL FACE AND I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MORE PICS TO DRAW HER MORE ACCURATELY

PLEASE POST MORE PICS
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>>712365877
He may be, but squirt is still urine
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>>712366020
no it isn't.
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>>712365997
fuck off. shes mine faggot
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>>712365997
Caps lock
Artist
Bo fap
7 months

Let me guess youou are also not from India & under 14yr old.
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>>712365997
Ok, I'll bite. Post some of your drawings with a time stamp and I'll post nude pics of my gf.

I have thousands and they are all just as good as you hope they are because was a ballerina for 12 years and she's practically a contortionist.
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>>712366020

Squirt is the liquid she drank that is in the process of being turned into urine. That's why it's usually clear like water, but smells of piss.
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I have a girl who gets wet whenver I touch her neck, and she loves sucking cock. Haven't had sex yet because she's a christian (ironic because her cross dangles when she's on my dick),
anyway good luck OP shit happens dump her if you will
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>>712366204
I just want to draw her bro, please just post another pic of her face, front or right side. I don't want to see her nude.

>>712366247
The cap locks are just to get attention, I'm not yelling you autist. I'm also from Latvia.
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Yeah sure man i Will believe everything in your post
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>>712363664
I think this is your problem op. If you didnt work you would have the energy and will to fuck your gf for 28 hours a week as you said it your self, its like a second fucking job.

Make her get a bloody job or make her go study some shit and not smoke dank weed all fucking day.
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>>712366204
>>712366296
I mean front or left* side.
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>>712366247
>>712366296
and I'm 27.
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>>712366296
So, is OP showing his gf's pics to a slav?
mmmmm...
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>>712366321
This. Put your foot down and cut her off.
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>>712366337
>>712366373
this is a truly desperate faggot. devoid of all intelligence and is a virgin.
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>>712366458
You seem upset.
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I have pretty much same story from few years ago.

>me 20
>she 16

She was a virgin when we started dating, it took me about a half a year (after a year of relationship) to let her go.

do everything you ever wanted to try and walk away, you won't love her anymore. she'll be no more than a sexual object, and she'll do it to her self.
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>>712366488
dubs
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>>712365407
lrn2greentext

lrn2english
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>>712365323
>>712366260
>was a ballerina for 12 years and she's practically a contortionist.


poor guy.
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>>712366507
get
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>>712366488
you people are fuckin fags
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dubs get
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>>712366532
What do you know about Latvia? I bet you can't even point it on a map.
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dubs get fam
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gettity get
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Check 'em bros.
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>>712366578
wtf does lativia have to do with anything? also, its in europe next to lithhuania
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>>712365667
>Oh sorry honey that my dick couldn't make you cum let me awkardly finger you afterwards

Im sure thats what all women fantasize about./
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>>712366665
fuck
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>>712366665
so close
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>>712366578
Hi doctor doom

Look at my 5 6s
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>>712366694
yet so far...

Check 'em.
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dubs get lads
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>>712366676
He did it after she started cumming moron.
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Oh shit I finally got dubs!
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>>712366777
I knew I should've written trips tbh.

Check those real dubs now.
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>>712366777
nice.
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>>712366809
I mean those of course.

Check'em
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>>712366837
>Check'em
these
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>>712366817
is that a hammerhead shark
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Id love to watch this couple fuck. She looks like she's down for his dick
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DUBS GET1!!!1!1!!
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trips get cucks
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dubbity dubs gettity get
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>>712366922
I can now finally go to sleep.

It's been fun.

Night lads.
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>>712362679

What a closet faggot.

Bitching about too much sex, jesus what a loser.
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>>712366922
czeched
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>>712366955
checkity check
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>>712366996
my dubbity dubs
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>>712363664
>Java Developer
You make Minecraft mods, faggot
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>>712365766
the fuck is this bullshit?, some genderbent slade?
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>>712366996
>>712367011
;^)
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>>712362679
grow a pair and meet hte demand, if you can't, then use your hand
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Good nightitty night you cuckitty cucks.
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>>712365766
virgin detected
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>>712362679
She needs to cock you and get a big black bull. Everybody knows sluts like her can only truly be satisfied by black men.
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>>712362679
Marry her and sex will stop entirely
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>>712362679
You could always kill yourself for being a whiny asshole.
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>>712367103
Enjoy your gout, piss drinker
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>>712367121

You are a fucking waste of semen. Please go and kill yourself
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>>712366855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DoXRR44Xas
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>>712363869
I got ADHD. I have no problem fucking 4 times a day.

Give me her number OP, this is the man who can satisfy a nympho
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10/10 trol op. You made all the virgins jealous with your fake story.
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>>712362679
She's gorgeous. Congrats.
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>>712366443
>latvia
>slavic
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>>712367614
Not so much fake tho.

I used to date a nympho myself. She's lucky I also had the sex drive of a rabbit because of my ADHD.

We then broke up because I had to focus on my college. She then made her favorite pastime her job; Jep, she became a prostitute. And in some cases she satisfied for free.

In case you wanna bump into her someday: Her name is Sophie Dubois from Leuven, Belgium

She doesn't have a Facebook though, cause she would spam it with naked pictures all day.
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>>712368017
Don't call me Jep
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>>712363165

topkek
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>>712367614
>nymphos don't exist
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I wish this wasn't a troll post. However shout out to the extremely rare-occurring nymphos out there. Stay safe
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>>712368543
Attractive ones do not, at least.
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>>712368546
Op here. I'm not trolling.
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>>712363165
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>>712368580
you're new at life?
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>>712367125
Do this. Marrying her will drop that sex drive to managable levels. Teach her to do wifey duties, keep spying on her, and write a prenup and you'll be set for life.
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OP, post another pic of your gf to prove that it's really her. Do you really date that beautiful girl?
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post vids
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>>712365434
This
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>>712367125
>>712370050

>marrying an 18 year old.
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>>712365434
This is the best advice in the thread.
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>>712363048
same problem here bro
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You woke up 10 minutes ago and managed to have an argument, fuck twice and get a good night slep in that time before posting this? You should have read your shitty story because ot makes no sense.
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>>712362679
dont be a bitch.. send her my way
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>>712365304
i would still fuck a pussy dick
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>>712362679
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
Above this line newfags believing a NEET permavirgin delusions
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>>712371027
Exactly, just look at the girl that he claims to be his nympho gf
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>>712362679
Thats actually a real problem, consult a sexuallogist or something.
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>>712370821
>and get a good night slep
you added that part
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>>712371027
only newfags try to fix this place
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>>712372091
By 'fix' do you mean make it better? Do oldfags just let it be
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>>712363664
If true you are a waste of life.

You are being used by someone no future
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>>712366665
An hero
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>>712370177
Just bavktrace his IP and hack his iMac to get nudes
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>>712373049
>has sex literally 3 times a day
>is being used
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>>712363869
I was just going to say that. Female here, either I'm either 100% depressed and can't get out of bed, or I'm horny as fuck and no amount of orgasms can't satisfy me. Is he bipolar? My therapist believes I have manic depression. ADD/ADHD can also be a Factor. Try to look for patterns, is she always horny all the time? Or does it fluctuate? If so for how long?

I say just sit her down and talk to her about it.
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>>712362679
That sounds dreadful. My girlfriend and I fuck once a month at most... and I could NOT imagine fucking once a week, let alone once a day or MORE.. fuck that. Too much sex is a bad thing. I would never want to be with an overly sex-addicted woman. They are the ones that cheat because they're never satisfied.
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>>712363723
This, no joke, it's not at all fun for the person having it. Be loving and understanding (that really shouldn't be too hard, I would think) and get her some professional attention.

OTOH she could just be horny and then you'll just have to deal with it, poor guy.
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>>712362679
Definitely the blue pill, that's the red pill you need to take
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>>712362679

sounds like some virgin basementdweller got dumped by Jessi because she told him: "I won't have pre-marital sex".

Then OP sperged out and posted this while fapping his micro weiner.
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>>712362679
Been there, done that. She's a nypho for sure and it's going to get worse. This is how I dealt with it, when you fuck get her on top and hold your load until she cums then make her keep fucking till she comes again and again and again ect....see what I'm getting at? Multiple orgasm in one session. It is impossible to do it any other way. Make her cum 10-12 times. Then when you can't hold ur load anymore, pound the living shit out of her till she gets a bladder infection, then make her swallow your load. You really have to find a good routine. You can't cum that much. Start eating lots of pussy before sex and fingerbang her everywhere you go. Unfortunately this relationship will never last if she can't understand you are not a machine. She will probably start developing mental problems soon. Chemical imbalance causes this shit. Good luck and God speed
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>>712363165
Omg i laughed so hard i fell off my bed
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>>712368543
Not for long, they often suicide, that's one reason the condition is really problematic rather than fantasttic
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>>712375859
stop samefagging dude, you're post isn't that funny.
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>>712363165
Not entirely, some succubi are good. At least they are in this YA urban fantasy series I'm writing
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>>712362679
Just get her a dog. Problem solved.
Just to be clear it should be a medium to big dog with intact balls.
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>>712365304
HOLY

FUCK

MOAR!!!!!


i NEED THE SAUCE TO LIVE!!?!?!?
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>>712365304
goddammit sauce?!?
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>>712376734
>her clit is as big as my penis
>i want to see more penis clits

faggot.
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>>712365304
oh my fucking god I need the sauce so bad right now!!!
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>>712365752
lmao. You just made orange juice come out of my nose.
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>>712376836
thats exactly right, now give me the sauce or gtfo of /b/ you fucking normie
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>>712365304
goddammit somebody must know who this is???
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>>712376942
>>>/r9k/

your confinement area exists for a reason
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a lot of nice cheating girls of your city wanna be fucked on http://tgl0.be/9g8i6
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>>712365304
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAUCE!!!
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>>712363664
What moron pays a java developer 92k a year? At 60k you would be overpaid.
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>>712365304
anyone know who this is?
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>>712362679
If you record it and put it on some porn site then you might make a bit of dosh and you'll make a shit tonne of videos
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>>712362679
> squirt
That's piss, son.

> nympho
It can happen, they actually exist.
It only sounds fun on paper. Friend dated a nympho too, a good loking one. But he just could not keep up.

They could not even visit a club or other places, because she was too horny. Like she sucked him off in the restroom, then fucked him, and then they had to go back home to fuck more.

While it sounds fun for the first few months, it's not really something you can keep up...
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>>712364460
>>712363664
you are getting cucked hard, son.
sorry to break it for you.
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>>712377137
That just isn't true

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Java_Developer/Salary
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>>712365061
This is the road to go if you want to be cucked 59 times a week
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a lot of nice cheating girlfriends of your city wanna be fucked on http://tgl0.be/9g8i6
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>>712365304
Im still in the need for the sauce on this one
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>sex addict
>sits all day playing games and smoking pot
>neet
she sounds like the kind of girl that is a perfect 10/10 at 20 and then the genes hit and goes to shit at 21.
shes a waste, just enjoy her the most you can and when you get bored just use some shitty excuse to dump her, she will get bored eventually and will star firtling with other guys, get her password and you got a shit ton of excuses to dump her
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>>712362679
Ever heard of Borderline Personality Disorder, anon? Have fun with her fucking other guys.
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>>712380054
Show me a picture of one female who doesn't have a borderline personality. I'll wait.
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>>712362679

Tell her to find a real man who can keep up. In my teens and twenties I could go 3-4 times in one fuck session and I still like to fuck multiple times during the day. You were obviously born half faggot.
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>>712365304
>face of a 14 year old
>vag of a grandmother

She's definitely American.
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>>712380294
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>>712365794
>>712376734
>>712376878
>>712377009
>>712377087
>>712377265
>>712379088
>>712379642

Learn2Google you fucking morons.

>brunette teen large clit
>literally on the first page of Google video results
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>>712380792
http://www.xvideos.com/video20022075/hot_teen_in_glasses_rubs_huge_clit-liveteencam.net
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better than any dating site! a lot of horny cheating girlfriends of your city on http://tgl0.be/9g8i6
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>>712380825
>>712380792

+1 internet
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>>712380825
>6:58

Oh my.
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>>712364926
I can actually double that. Same situation. Meet online in game, meet in life to fuck, while she had a bf.
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You were raped. Put her in prison
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>>712381236
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/nov/30/shia-labeouf-collaborators-turner-ronkko-speak-alleged-rape-iamsorry-art-show
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>>712366296
My GF is from there. Whereabouts anon?
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Lucky you, at least you can fuck whenever you want, compared to the most of us where we get the "I'm tired" and "I'm not in the mood" shit every now and then.
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