New secrets thread. Tell anons what fucked up shit you did or have seen
i have nothing else to say.
we all know why she did what she did. they will fuck over anyone and everyone if it affects their standing in their patch of grass
you have 4 days to show me something/anything different
No
My 17 year old co-worker is into bondage and choking and I'm pretty sure she's interested in me. I'm gonna see if I can fuck her next time I see her.
>>712350887
well then im doing it. whatever. i dont care anymore
>>712350760
4chan has made me do gay things.
4 days i am not fucking with you. 4 days
I like this girl, but shes just so damn STUPID...i mean for fuck sakes how hard is it to know if your tv has an hdmi port? Then when i ask her to send me a link she says her phone cant copy and paste?!? Shes fucking retarded...
But she sucks dick like its nobody's business...
And im a fat looser, im not getting younger, and its not like im spoiled for choices...
And she pays attention to me. Is it so bad to want someone in your life that gives a shit?
i bump dying breads
I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and want to do it again since i loved how he pushed down on my head, making me gag
I'm not actually racist, I just hate it when brown people do stupid shit that prepetuates their own steriotype, and then complain about people prepetuating their steriotype. That goes for all browns, even blacks and poo in loos.
I'm a nurse at a well known children's hospital. I often give the older boys I have to sponge bath handjobs. It's not a kinky thing for me most of them are in for horrible accidents or life long diseases. I figure I'm giving a lot of them what may be the only sexual contact they may have for a long time if not ever. It's an act of compassion for me not sexual.
I spend most of my time thinking about becoming an immortal blood-drinking vampire because I am a sperglord.
>>712353053
first victim you would bite?
>>712350760
Don't fucking tell me what to do!
PS: Fuck Shia Labeouf
>>712353101
Never thought about the predatory aspect of it.... So, it doesn't matter to me. I'd probably try to get hooked up with some wealthy elites and drink wrinkly old man blood in exchange for sanctuary and funds.
I'm depressed and contemplate suicide every day
Honestly, I fucking HATE other races, we should start a race war, get rid of half casts by putting them on the front line, mid battle just fire artillery everywhere, erase china, Africa and South America, half of Europe and half USA, join with Russia, destroy the internet and all technology Amish don't use, breed like fuck and live agrarian lives. #Make earth great again
>>712350760
these are the worst fucking secrets threads ever
>>712352977
damn you are the real MVP
Thank you for making their life's better
>>712351734
She's "stupid," yet you can't even spell loser.
>>712352977
Please tell me you at least ask if it's okay for them first.
>>712352977
Is your name Bruce by any chance?
>>712354095
This is where karma needs to fuck you with his big black dick
I met a chick in a /b/ snapchat thread, met in reallife, got her pregnant, convinced her to get an abortion, then called her a child-killer when we got in a fight.
Crystal meth has turned me into a superhuman mutant that reads minds and never eats or sleeps, god is gone or sleeping.. his angels and deamons are everywhere
>>712350760
i have no reason to live, but cant kill my self because people love me
I've got a kitty.
I miss Lynn and I'm fucking stupid.
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
>>712350760
I lost my virginity this morning, coulda been better
>me 18
>seeing Korean chick for past week
>we have lunch together at my uni earlier in the day
>suck face the whole time
>almost do it in broad daylight in the middle of a park at uni
>go for some drinks later at night
>go to Karaoke and sing some of her fav songs
>she absolutely enthralled and at that point I shoulda went in for the kill but we only had 10 mins left
>go for more drinks
>we both look at each other like yeah we should try go back and fuck in the room
>get there but we gotta wait an hour
>fuck that
>drunkingly wondering round town and decide to catch a random bus to see where it takes us
>ends up going to my uni again
>decide to go back to park and lay down together in the darkness
>no-ones around (for now)
>start making out
>fingering her
>she grabs my dick
>"i want this"
>HHHHHHOLLLLLLY FUUUUUUUUUCKKKK
>put condom on
>get on top of her and try smashing with a floppy
>doesn't work very well
>she gets on top
>fuck for a bit and i get harder somewhat
>she seems to be enjoying it thoroughly
>after a while my dick just goes soft and flops out her pussy
>feelsbadman
>she says its all good
>i feel like a fuckin beta
>finger her until she says shes finished
>make out for a while longer after
>we start packing everything up and walking to the library
>look to my left and theres this fucking lanky silhouette of a fuckin security just standing there looking at us
>holy fuck who the fuck
>walk away silently
fucking hell first time and it was in the cold early hours of the morning in a fucking park at my university
>>712352858
Says he's not racist
Says racist shit
I spent 3 years as a catfish. Self employed and bored a lot of the time. Had nothing better to do. 143 girls across 3 years for a total of approx 16,000 pics and vids saved.
>>712350760
I have developed feelings for one of my coworkers, which is nothing really new to me, but it feels very different this time.
Usually I'm infatuated with nearly everyone I'm close to, but it passes.
This does not feel like infatuation though, it feels like a fucking fire in my blood and it's pretty frightening considering I'm married.
I know I should pull away, cut contact with them, but I don't want to.
I think I trust myself to be faithful, I just don't want to stop feeling that fire, even though it scares me.
>>712354518
After I start I usually ask if they want me to keep going.
>>712354518
No, most of them have severe enough cognitive problems that they don't or can't talk
>>712354784
mind tellin us whats up hom/b/re?
>>712355212
This isn't me
>>712354974
Whatever. Most first times aren't amazing or special. My gf cried the first time and we're still together.
>>712355307
Isn't who? We're all anonymous.
>>712355212
Wtf, that's fucked up.
Do they enjoy it?
I'm an alien from outer space.
I'm drunk. Just left bar. Kissed sisters. One wanted to fuck in bathroom. I didn't and now I hate everything
My dad is a convicted sex offender. I'm scared of becoming like him because I have very creepy tendencies and I'm too awkward with women to get laid. So I usually get hammered, get horny and wake up with 'creep' pics on my phone that I'm sure people notice me taking. I'm in a social circle if people way above my league in terms of looks so I'm scared of being caught and being forever known as the creepy guy and having no friends
>>712353848
Someone cares about you, find them
I drink because I'm unhappy,
I'm unhappy because I drink.
ive been on 4chan for round about 1 year and a half, i turned 18 6 months ago
>>712355691
I think so, most of them cum, but some don't seem to. Not sure if that's to do with their disease or whatever.
>>712355354
WTF is this shit?
Rosetta@Home is just basic protein folding research, it's not making anyone immortal.
>>712355212
I would appreciate the fuck out of that. Thank you ../
I'm terrified of losing my partner because her children stress her out to the point of it destroying our intimacy as a couple.
>>712356237 I know that feel.
>>712356237
How do you feel about the kids?
If you like them, or can tolerate them, give her days off during the week where you care for them.
Some time away from kids can really help.
>>712356095
Thanks I guess. Ithink i get more out of it than they do. I doubt some of them even know what's happening
>>712356237
Can (or do) you help out with her kids. Maybe you can make intimacy a family affair?
>>712356400
maybe so... but a hand job is hand job....do you ever blow them?
Due to some shit circumstances, we're temporarily long distance, so when it gets like this, I can't even be there to help.
I miss her dearly and we spend hours a day on video chat, but I feel like the more this goes on, the more I'm beginning to lose her.
>>712356542
No, I think that'd be stepping over the bounds.
>>712356671
This was meant for
>>712356379
>>712356524
>>712356400
I am just saying that if I were in their situation.... i would appreciate a hand job or anything i could get and yes i think it is pretty damned compassionate...though the board of nursing might have a different view than I.
last night i snorted my medication, photoshopped my ex into porn and jacked until i cried (my roommate could hear all of it) i have reached a new low.
>>712350760
I dated one of my high school teachers.
about a year ago i met a girl, i really liked her and spent a deal with time with her at work.
i gave her my number and never heard from her. the next time i saw her she was with a guy in a mall.
i got back with my ex who fucked me off, about 4 months ago, and i became an alcoholic mess.
ran into the girl who i gave my number and she asked for my number again and she made a big effort, i got excited.
soon found out she has a really sketchy history but mines not great so we tried to make it work.
we got pretty close and had some amazing sex before she called me one day to say she had clymidia and i probably did too.
being dumb as fuck, i tried to make it work and she literally stopped answering texts, then flat out told me she didnt want anything now.
iv not told anyone because i feel like a total fucking looser.
>>712350760
Every night i lick my sister's feet while she sleeps
>>712356671
Be careful anon, please.
Long distance relationships do not work, and if it's for a long period of time you may need to start taking the steps to move on.
I watched a friend go through a nasty breakup from a long distance relationship, and I wouldn't wish that pain on anybody.
>>712356953
Come on /b/ro
You're not a looser
It's spelled "loser"
You're a loser
>>712357063
Trust me anon, I know what I'm getting into here.
The distance only works when you know there's an end date, and though we're both furiously working towards that, it's still some time away.
I just don't want all the things I've done to meet that eventuality to be for nothing by losing her before that even happens.
I have fucked more than most people and since i turned 40 i can only fuck for a few minutes... now I am down to about a minute before I blow my load... this really sucks as I want to fuck for hours.
>>712357231
Okay, I just want to look out for you buddy <3
My friend almost lost his job because of this shit, he was so broken up.
All I can say is to be present, and be interested.
She may be turning to other people for support, and she may be gravitating towards what's available as a reprieve from the kids.
>>712357063
Not true. Long distance relationships can work and succeed. I've been with my current GF for 10 years, and because of the nature of our work it's alternated between cohabitation and long distance. You just need to try to maintain the same level of contact with them. Hour long Skype calls may seem excessive, but think of how much time is spent with that person everyday when you live together. It just takes some hard work, but it can work.
>>712357360
It depends a lot on the basis of the relationship.
I was with my SO for four years before we had to spend many months apart.
>>712357231
>Trust me anon, I know what I'm getting into here.
>is in a long distance relationship
>>712357257
Do you wear condoms?
>>712357109
thanks man.
>>712357358
>what's available as a reprieve from the kids.
Probably male hookers and blow.
>>712357488
No I had a vasectomy 18 years ago.
>>712355024
How is it racist?
>>712356671
How long is it for? How long have you been together? How old are both of you?
>>712357358
I appreciate the kind words, I really do.
She doesn't have much else in terms of a support system, so she leans on me pretty heavily, which I don't mind. I love her dearly after all.
I do my best to be there for her, every day, however she needs me. It's just that lately our intimacy has fallen through when previously it was very... frequent.
>>712357484
Yeah, I know how ridiculous that sounds, but it's not something I went into lightly, and I certainly wouldn't fuckin' be here if I didn't think she was worth it.
>>712357257
Do you wank a lot? Maybe give sex and wanking a break for a few weeks then see how you go?
>>712357540
It's not. That other anon is probably just a melon-eating nigger.
>>712357573
We're both in our late twenties, we've been together for about 2 years, and it's going to last another year at the least.
We haven't been long distance for the entirety of our relationship, but recent circumstances have forced us on opposite sides of the planet.
>>712357598
What do you mean by intimacy?
It seems to me like she'is withdrawing for different support, whatever that may be.
>>712357492
No problem. In all seriousness, it's not a big deal. There will be other girls like this (although the Chlamydia sucks). There will also be girls who aren't like this and are willing to put in the time and effort. You need to make sure that you put in that effort too though.
>>712357650
I might try that... I usually blow a load every couple days or so... but it seems like the more one would beat off or fuck the more desensitized the penis would be and last longer
>>712357709
Those same recent circumstances will soon be forcing some other dudes dick into the opposite side of your girlfriend
>>712357540
Because it offends me
>>712357709
I mean you can go for it but it's going to strain on both of you. I know two anons that have been away from their girlfriends for over a year and I doubt all 4 people have been faithful merely due to their age (all under 25).
Since you're both getting towards 30 you don't have to really worry about the whole 'you're both still young let each other be free' just see how it goes, be there for each other, don't smother her and pray to god she loves you enough to not cheat.
>>712357862
If it's a if concern, you could consider penis desensitization surgery.
>>712358000
What if he's already circumcised?
>>712357889
God I miss the days of being under 25 and being able to go out and find someone to fuck any night I please...
FUCK DUCKS
>>712357833
Well, since we can't be physically intimate, we use other means through video chat.
>>712357876
>>712357889
Infidelity is something that I have worried about, but the simple answer to that is "When would she have the fucking time?"
We're on video chat at least 10 hours a day most days and on days when we're not, it's due to errands or work or other just.. life shit.
We both have quite a bit of free time on our hands so most days we sit on call and play video games and converse. It's just that recently she's been so stressed out due to stupid kid shit and well, that means I can't really get her to take her pants off.
>>712358059
No, penis desensitization is a procedure that you get where the doctor exposes you to penises, the feel, the smell, the taste, so that you don't freak out when you see them later. My uncle did it to me when I was younger, and now I love penises.
>>712358000
Thanks but I think I will try some other things such as viagra or it is possible that I can think about some boring topics like taking out the trash or something else... I do not want to have surgery especially on my dick. The last time I had a surgery was to have the vasectomy and orgasms hurt like hell for years.
>>712358066
I mean you can still do that at whatever age it's just why bother tying yourself down to someone that's not even there? If it's really what you want yay good for you but I think a bunch of anons just do it for the sake of it and are just wasting their time
>>712358226
It was a joke anon
>>712358059
Yes... I have been circumcised as an infant.
>>712358171
Ok gotcha. How often are you video chat intimate?
If very often previously make sure that isn't the direction it goes every time, because if it is she might just feel used.
For women being sexual is a delicate thing, and the smallest thing can be a deterrent, especially when they have the crutch of distance.
>>712356807
meds= flintstone vitamins, i assume
>>712358249
Honestly, one of the things my partner and I do when I'm a little too sensitive on a given day is just.. go again. The second time around I generally last a lot longer, cum a lot harder, and she fucking loves it.
Or hell, do more foreplay, treat that pussy like a restaurant and eat like you haven't in weeks.
>>712350760
I took pictures of a teenage girl on the beach and her father almost fucking kicked my ass.
I deleted the pictures off my camera in front of him and got the fuck out of there.
>>712358171
She is raising her kids and manages to spend 10 hours a day on video chat? Has she tried actually raising her kids?
In light of that, maybe it would be good for you to have a bit more time away from her. She needs to be more self reliant and you need to learn to not worry so much.
>>712358171
If she's got that much time on her hands they'll always be time she's not with you. People make time to cheat, they manipulate, lie etc
Not saying she is but the idea of 'well I'd know!' doesn't always work
>>712358337
It's ok anon I was just making a poor joke. But legit try the no wanking/sex for a while method and if not then consider some type of surgery
>>712358346
Oh I know, it's usually her that initiates, or we plan ahead with a "Hey, do you want to take your pants off for me later?"
Previously it was at least 4-5 times a week, and sometimes multiple times a day. As it stands now, it's been about two weeks and leading up to that it was becoming incredibly sparse due to sickness and stress.
My dad got remarried when I was 11 and my new mom had a daughter that was mentally handicapped. She didn't talk very much mostly pointed at things she wanted but could talk if she wanted it just seemed difficult for her. She was also 4 years older than me. When they first moved in they sat me down and had a talk with me about her and her problems and what to avoid and such. Her mom started to talk about about something but my dad stopped her and said I wasn't old enough for that yet and we'd deal with it if it came up. The it as it turned out was she masturbated chronically. She didn't care who was around she just pulled her bottoms off whatever they were that day and went to town on herself. My dad and her mom would stop her when she started in front of them but when we were alone I would just watch her. She literally didn't notice or care about anything else around her and after a few months of watching I would jack off watching her finger herself usually sitting close in front her. After about a year of them being their I got brave and decided I would try to touch her. Next time she stated doing it I say right next to her. I decided to start easy and put my hand on her stomach. She didn't move or stop me she just kept going so I made a few circles on her tummy then I moved to her boobs. She didn't stop but she slowed down a little and started breathing heavier. I took this as a good sign and moved to touch her pussy. When my fingers made contact she jumped a little and opened her eyes and looked at me with a confused face. I decided fuck it I've gone this far if I'm gonna get in trouble I might as well go for it so I licked my fingers and put them deep into the folds of her pussy. To my surprise she let me keep going but started making this weird mmmmmmm sound that was almost like a cat purr but a little different. She seemed to like it tho because she had a big mouth open grin the whole time to. My brain had melted ten minutes ago and my boner was in charge
I voted for trump
>>712358310
>>712358506
Is this the time and place for jokes?
>>712354724
Why isn't people loving you a reason to live?
>>712358668
Yup
>>712356745
You a female ?
>>712358445
Well. one is in their teens and the other is getting their quickly, so when they're home from school, they're mostly self-reliant, we break for dinner for 2-3 hours and she cooks, cleans, and spends quality time with them. On weekends they mostly just want to sit around and play video games when she's not having them help her clean or just generally spending time with them.
But you're right, I need to learn to not worry so damn much and instead focus this energy on fixing our distance issue.
>>712358457
Yeah, I suppose you're right, but if there's something I've learned about distance is that trust is so fucking paramount. I know people are fickle and shit happens, but I do trust my partner. I accept that there's the possibility of infidelity, but I trust her enough to think that it is not the issue we're facing now.
>>712358668
>asking this question on /b/
>>712358513
You just have to be patient with her man.
Women don't always talk about the core of whatever issue they're having, and one of the first things affected is sex drive.
Now I know other anons have mentioned it, but there is always the possibility of cheating.
I don't know you or her so I can't say what it is for sure.
>>712358752
no I am a dude.
>>712358171
It almost makes sounds as if you need to be spend a bit more time apart. Do you have any friends outside of her? Are you afraid of losing her because you'd have no one else?
>>712358809
Understandable anon and if you trust each other that much keep that and hold it close. I hope it does work out, it's gonna be hard but I do hope it works.
>>712354724
Won't matter when you're dead
I am afraid i have fucked up in life and there is no 2nd chance for me
>>712354095
Fuck I hate Nazis.
I'm a Trump supporter, but you guys really made us look bad by associating yourselves to usus.
>>712358608
I moved up to mount her and she let me. I moved my dick up to her pusdy and pressed a little but she didn't do anything do I wiggled it around until it went in. We both moaned when it slipped in. I pumped her hard and fast and came inside her in probably three minutes. It felt like sticking my dick in molten steel but in a good way. She seemed to understand that we needed to hide it from mom and dad but when they were gone or asleep late at night she would come into my room and tug on my hand while pulling a little. That was supposed to tell me she wanted to have sex and I caught on right away. We had a sexual relationship for four years until her mom and my dad separated.
I'm sexually attracted to my cousin and want to give him a blowjob.
>>712359064
Green text it!
>>712357040
You know she probably knows right?? She probably fake sleeps
>>712358888
I feel you, and I think all of you kind anons talking to me and giving me a more objective outlook on our problems, it's definitely given me some perspective.
>>712358925
We both do have other friends yeah, so we do spend time away, but when we're both home we'd usually prefer to chill and play video games with each other. And I'm afraid of losing her because she's the most compatible partner I've ever had, and that goes for both of us. Our relationship thus far has been perfect in the most ridiculous ways and I guess this right here is our first and only real.. problem as a couple. It was bound to happen, and I suppose that how we move forward from this is going to shape our future relationship as a whole, but hey, this was a secrets thread and I just thought I'd vent some pain.
>>712358927
Thank you for the kind words.
>>712359096
Nothing wrong with that, most people that have decent looking cousins want to fuck them.
>>712359064
There are always second chances... maybe not with the specific person but you live, you learn, you grow, and you make more mistakes.... life is a second chance, you just have to decide to take the chance.
>>712359120
i hope she does anon
>>712354708
you really suck anon. ur a real piece of shit. a real motherfucker anon.
>>712359064
You didn't save 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico?
>>712359138
I'm glad for that ^^
My relationship is occasionally long distance, and I never knew the value of being so open until then because I have always been secretive about the way I truly feel.
It is hard not to drift apart in that lack of understanding and I'd hate to see that happen to you.
>>712359096
If I am your cousin... I will take the bj.
>>712359096
tits or gtfo
>>712359341
It's something we've worked very hard to maintain, we mean a lot to each other, and we're stubborn as fuck to boot.
But thanks again for the kind words and listening to a tired old anon vent some frustration.
>>712359456
I'm a guy
>>712354805
When was this?
I love korean women
>>712359519
Good luck anon. Hard work and honesty pay off in relationships.
>>712359558
damn... nvm on taking the bj.... thought you was a chick.
lol no stop pretending to be me. I'm a girl and not gonna be postin tits.
>>712359654
I'll still suck your dick. You may end up liking it...
>>712355786
Really? Same!!
>>712359686
well.. shit. no tits... I will still take the bj.
>>712359519
No matter the outcome you will be okay, and she will be okay.
You are welcome ^^ Best of luck my friend
>>712359686
Hahah, there are no grills on the internet
>>712359771
I'll suck your dingle
>>712359734
I am not into dudes not even if they have female dicks. Sorry.
>>712358922
Oh man that is not the hot big titty nurse I pictured ... kind a sad there getting hands from some dude
I know. And I can't even off myself in peace because my family loves me. It's like lose/lose but replace 'lose' with 'I'm a worthless piece of shit'
>>712359840
Come on big boy. It's just a bj, it won't make you gay.
>>712359846
I wasn't the one doing the hand jobs... I was said that I would appreciate the chick giving me a hand job if I was in their situation... she is a female... go on with your imagination.
>>712359907
I'm a worthless piece of shit/I'm a worthless piece of shit
There you go
>>712359907
If you are a worthless piece of shit... change it. Stop molesting little kids and make something of your life.
>>712360070
>>712360167
>>712359907
meant for
>>712359303
I'm drunk.
>>712360227
I am on absinthe... maybe I should cut off my ear.
I'm a sperglord.
i went to an adult bookstore this past wednesday to get my dick sucked by any fag. first time ever but was really horny. i ended up fucking a trap raw dog and came in her ass. got her number and beat it up again tonight
I kissed a fat girl and i like it
When I was 16 I had sexual relations with a leader from my teen center, she was 23 and married at the time but it never stopped us. I would flirt with her in public, but no one ever seem to take it seriously. Its been almost 3 years and I want her again but she's moved and so have I. What do I do /b/?
>>712360352
Only if the stars are ou-...
hey wait a minute
why the fuck did he call it 'starry night'
aint like theres a starry day
I pretend to be a female friend of mine online. It gets me off and make a bit of money too
I once convinced a female that I was a virgin and then lured her back to my place and fucked her long and hard... she knew I wasn't but by that time she had my cock balls deep.
this
>>712360547
any anal?
>>712350760
When I was 6 me and my friend would go to an empty field and flick our dicks at eachothers bare asses, no homo though.
>>712360624
no but i made her suck me off after i fucked her and then told her to gtfo... guess I am a asshole... but I was 18... and when you are 18 anything is possible.
>>712350760
Dear America, *clears throat*
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP CRYING ABOUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING!!!
>>712355931
Na you're afraid of stopping to drink because you fear of it not being the problem. And it's true, you are the problem, not the drinking.
It's so to say just another fucked up facet.
when i was 8 my babysitter made my dick hard and sucked it.... when I was 10 my brothers and I fucked a babysitter.... we all took turns.... guess I might be fucked up.
when i was in first grade i fingerbanged a girl in my class while there was a movie playing.
Once i stole a lolipop
>>712350760
>I have a dream where I am in some unfamiliar ruins of sorts, I can't recall the symbols on some of the stones around here, and there is a solid feeling of unease.
>I explore the ruins but there doesn't seem to be any life around, just an empty remains of some old town.
>As I walk around I notice a large wolf like creature, and then suddenly a few more appear, and they spot me.
>They all begin to chase me and I start to run, they slowly start to catch up to me as I leave the ruins, but as they start to get me I am picked up swiftly from my right and carried off into the woods.
>It's another wolf like creature but it looks different from the others and there's no sense of dread anymore, just safety.
>We carry on some conversation that I can't hear for some reason and then he pushes me to the ground, and moves over top me and presents his... manhood to me.
>Without any more thoughts I begin to engage in carnal acts with him, which is where I wake up after a few moments of this. -- I'm never aroused or was it a "wet dream" upon >waking up, just very confused and disoriented.
>I am not sure why they happen to be wolf like, as I've never found animals sexually attractive, which just adds to my confusion.
>>712357540
because calling someone that is like the major point of it like saying youre not violent but u punch ppl
>>712350760
I fantasize about killing people all day, it started about 5 months ago and I feel like it's going to happen, as though it's inevitable and I have no control.
At the moment the main source of this is my mother, I think about killing her often, I have entered her bedroom several times while she was sleeping and got closer and closer but always stop just before I get to her.
5 months ago I strangled my dog and said he got trapped while we were out for a walk and got choked, I felt nothing as I killed him and even when my kid brother and my mother blubbed while they buried him.
>>712361073
You should burn in hell
when i was a small child i saw a woman raped and have her breast cut by a dude while my mother was tied to the bed with her and then my mom ate her out.
I love this girl, but she's ignoring me and hanging out with other friends. I'm literally about to go kill one of these "friends" because I'm so fucking pissed.... and a little drunk lol.
>>712360736
>but I was 18... and when you are 18 anything is possible.
Including being shot dead while fucking someone's daughter. Only three of us and the parents knew the true story at the funeral. For the rest, it was random violence to stop the homicide investigation. Niggers living in nearby public housing are so easy to patsy. I think one nigger was arrested and did county time as a flight risk (broke and ran fast) but was let go since the DA sited lack of evidence.
>>712360924
>>712361058
>>712361240
are all me...
don't hate.
I saw a murder in new year 2013.
>>712361226
Fuckin weird boy
kys
>>712350760
While in Afghan I deliberately shot Tali in the genitals and left them like that.
I've seen these guys scoop up their balls and try to keep them "safe" cupped in their hands.
>>712350760
I've liked her for a long time; damn near 3 years now.
But it's been one and a half years since she told me that she was gay, and I don't have the guts now to tell her how I feel about her.
It also doesn't help that she's into the whole 'man fucks man is more cute than anything else' and she's more interested in dating people from across the fucking globe rather than people right next to them.
I dunno, maybe I should move on? I've tried to, but I always come back to her.
>>712361479
I'd rather kill you.
>>712361378
You're fucking retarded
Ex and I talk all the time, neither of us date very often or even see friends all that much so we're pretty much each other's only outlets. She tries to be a good girl but sometimes she gets horny and desparate and we sext for a while. About once a year we make plans to get together and fuck but she chickens out and nothing happens. Well in the last round of sexting she revealed to me that she never wears panties. I'm going mad with frustration here, I just want to hold her down and rape her and damn the consequencse
>>712350760
i want to end my life but i dont want hurt my parents feels.
>>712350760
I miss old /b/ when we had young camwhores who would chat with us on a shady cam site with perverted admins. My favorite admin was named Void. She had a crazy room mate that would show us his ass hole at times.
>>712361428
lol... nothing to see here... in my apartment... shit did your daughter get pregnant?
>>712361536
Hey, you're fucking retarded.
>>712361226
I would choke you to death.
>>712361577
You're a disappointment to them already, let them start to grieve and get it over with.
I fucked a fat tinder chick 3 times today and I hated every second of it. This is the third and by far the ugliest girl I've ever had sex with
>>712361599
I forget the name of that cam site. fuck.
>>712361703
Where are you Anon?
I am circumcised and I haven't complained about it to my parents.
>>712361483
>While in Afghan I deliberately shot Tali in the genitals and left them like that.
Epic nut shot!
>>712361759
A B S O L U T E
M A D M A N
>>712361738
I think it used the open source webcam software red5. them days were goden days. these days every /b/tard is a faggot
Congrats on the long run OP... I am outta here. going to go fuck my wife.... but we'll see.
I took a shit in my co-workers car because she pissed me off. Right in the driver seat. closed door and windows. was a beat up hunk of crap anyways. She was a cunt for screaming at me in front of customers. enjoy the hot box of my shit.
>>712361759
im not circumcised and i havent complained to my parents because there's nothing to complain about, if anything i should thank them. dont know why they didnt have me cut
>>712361739
Not in USA.
>>712361483
Did any of them try to put them back on right there?
>Be me 6 yo
>convince myself nothing exists
>retardeddevelopment.jpg
>be 15 start fucking girl
>also a bit retarded
>talk like babies to each other
>fisting and licking everywhere
>5 years later I cheat we breakup
>go on holiday
>kidnapped.exe
>tortured for ~12 hours
>tell no one for a year
>mind is completely warped
>have complete mental breakdown
>slowly rebuilding life
>meet ex in club
>crazyformestill.iso
>random anon "did you see her vidya?"
>pleasefuckno.shesmine
>mfw she put it up when I was in next room
>mfw everybody knows (small town)
>mfw thought pattern clicks and my psychosis returns making more sense than ever
>mfw I've ruined my life and want to ruin hers and her family's
my neighbor is a fag so I put honey under his porch. Turns out hes allergic to bees. Best.Choice.Ever.
>>712361567
i say go for it and give us pics
>>712362128
where did she put it up? Did she like promote it? Was the sextape with you? How were you retarded? FUCK?
>>712362128
I lost you at
>random anon "did you see her vidya?"
t.non native speaker
>>712350760
Had a huge thing for Misty from Pokemon when I was a kid, and still do. In all her sexy ten year old glory, yeah.
So got a terrible idea once, and dressed my niece up like Misty from Pokemon for Halloween. Had her sit on my lap and gently grinded it on her ass until I came in my shorts. She asked me what she was sitting on, and I told her "probably my phone". Dummy bought it, too.
None regret.
when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
>>712362423
Old misty is better.
>>712362486
Good man! Story time?
>>712350760
I have a fantasy that I obtain a girthy 7 inch dick and it's enchanted that anyone or anything that I fuck is overwhelmed with pleasure and often its an "at first" unwilling partner who eventually caves from the pleasure and becomes willingly submissive.
I hate how everyone always ignores me on /b/ I will comment and comment and everyone skips my comment. I will fake a reply to my own comment just to fuel some sort of interaction, but to no avail. My family ignores me like this too. I hate life.
>>712362571
>>712362571
I like my own comment just for the lulz fuck you /b/
>>712362571
I don't even care that the only attention i get is from my dog when i put peanutbutter on my penis, I will reply multiple times to my comment just to feel popular. And it works.
>>712362269
We had a literal 3 day sesh when college started, beta called over and wouldn't leave (desperate to get with her) we hit a bong and heard moan, beta knocked on her door and made stupid accent (awkward beta) she answered in English accent, always stuck out in my mind.
Tried an hero many times. Went abroad to clear my head, ended up smoking shit loads of heroin (thought it was hash) ended up Missing my flight, mugged so no money, on gear so couldn't ring for help, sleeping in bushes, one night kind ausfag helped me, all good for a few hours, got a drink in a bar and got spiked. The torture was unbelievable
>>712362571
See? Now im fucking king of this thread you fucktards. Suck my cock with cremé
>>712362533
honestly atm im too unsober to coherently type the story,sry lol. the sex its self wasnt that great, was painful for her, but was still awesome experience. we fucked quite a few other times also
>>712362833
Nice dubs but you didnt really answer much of what i asked xD I'm just more confused now
>>712350760
Ex beat me up because I skipped college to see him and left me for someone else.
I faked my own suicide, blamed it on him, flew to another country then everyone(family, friends) went after him.
He genuinely killed himself.I regret nothing and I can sleep so much better now knowing nobody can fuck with me.
>>712354417
he meant he's super good at untying knots, obviously
>>712363059
Country of origin and the one you migrated to?
I think Alex Jones looks like Kek
check out his fourhead ridge
I discovered to cure for cancer by getting it.
I started college last year. To save money, I moved in with my grandparents. I've been fucking my grandma almost every day.
>>712363059
BITCH
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>>712350760
Don't judge me,
I had a dog lick my penis and had a cat lick my while i was masturbating, more than on cat,not at the same time though.
>>712363175
christ... i hope she is a 'young' grandma...
>>712363023
Oh yea, "vibrating bullet" pornhub, she had replied to every comment, when I commented she deleted her account and she started texting me again. I basically got redpilled at a young age and I just fucking ran with it
>>712363146
Country of origin : Russia
Country that I migrated to : UAE (Dubai)
>>712363185
I taught him a lesson not to fuck with me.
>>712363337
wtf is 'redpilled'
>>712363418
>Matrix reference
>>712363334
68. She's aged well, but she's well beyond "mature" and deep into "granny" territory.
>>712363418
>No.712363185
whatever it is.... this bitch should get the worst of it.... >>712363185
>>712363502
trooo
>>712350760
honestly, i think my girlfriend is fat and should workout
>>712363418
Childhood/social programming illusions shattered, men behind the curtain type stuff
>>712363418
please don't ask such questions, you are giving the autists a soapbox to stand on
>>712363450
I got the reference and appreciate it...
Don't judge me !
I'm in a commited relationship with an overweight women. I contacted a gf I hadn't seen in over 15 years recently, and began sexting her.
I've gotten her to quite smokes
I've gotten her to quit weed.
I've gotten her to dump her fiance.
I've gotten her to drive for hours to my house and suck my cock dry. And let me fuck her every dirty way I could.
She wants to have my baby.
She wants to be a family.
But i think she's a drug addict. so I'm like nahhh.
>>712363488
still good pussy? Just curious to see what I have to look forward to in the next 20 years.
>>712362571
be more interesting
>>712363660
Oh fuck yeah. She's tiny and petite, but with a pretty nice rack that's held up pretty good over the years. She's basically not had sex in 20 years. She's wanted to have an affair, but was was too scared. She cannot get enough now.
>>712363338
I'll have to add never date a Russian to my list.
>>712363338
Teach me some russian, else fake.
Let me tell you something anons. Feminazis, people who cuck their husbands and spread lies just to get approval and attention while actively trying to ruin other people's life with all that shit. I fantasize about killing people like these everyday, very slowly. I want them to feel cold steel going in and out of their bodies and organs, let them drift in and out of consciousness just to feel stinging pain when they wake up, see their missing limbs and other body parts that I probably took off last night with a hacksaw. Sell their organs to a black market if they die, probably let some other poor sod live another day. Taking basic clinical surgery classes atm, and I gotta say I love doing it, and I wanna practice it to the kind of people that deserves it. I wanna see these kind of degenerates suffer so much that they'd rewire themselves to enjoy the pain. I wanna cut their tongues off first, then a finger from each limb. Then pretend I forgot to restrain them again, and let them try to escape. Only to fail and greeted with me dragging them across my cold floor back on the table. Then I proceed with removal of their joints, followed by another finger from each of their limbs. But I wouldn't cut the fingers clean. I'd have to take it part by part, starting from the nails, the skin, the bone, and then the joints. Then sterilize it with some salt. Then the meals... yes, they have to eat to survive, I think i'll feed them parts of their bodies that I took back to tham. Maybe it'd grow back on them no? I want them to understand that their bullshittery isn't going to go unpunished.
>>712364073
show us pics anon
>>712364221
Hot steel > Cold steel
Just a suggestion
>>712364221
Although the good thing about all this for me? I'm too much of a pussy to actually do all of this. Not because of the things I do is fucked up, no, but the repercussions that comes after it. I still wanna sit on my chair in front of my PC playing some vidyas and watch chinese cartoons while jacking off.
>>712355212
Are you a man or women?
>>712364262
Noooo don't show us or I will leave
fucking perverts
>>712350760
Roughly 8 Years From Now I'm going to kill myself. However, I need to make sure all my scores are settled before I go. That includes debts, promises, ect. I'm mainly trying to make sure there is enough money to pay back my family what I owe them. Raising me was not something they wanted to do or planned on and it cost them a lot, the least I could do is give them a partial refund.
>>712355864
Yeah, stop doing that and get a tinder or something. Jesus fucking christ.
>>712364221
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>712364347
Hmmm... you may be right, I kinda hope that hot steel melts the flesh to seal the blood vessels to prevent bleeding, improving survivability. And yes, it's more painful.
>>712364441
Well shit that was a close quads
>>712356888
Noice.
>>712364444
Well shit that was a nice quads
>>712364387
Ok? Leave then
>>712356953
You should probably get a check up famalam
>>712350760
I don't enjoy sex.
my first time was at 30 years old after having developed a prostate issue which numbed most of my dick due to the nerve being pinched off inside.
fucked a cute girl. couldn't feel it worth shit and couldn't cum.
just want to die.
>>712364554
Your next line will be: "I was just pretending to be retarded"
>>712364444
Burns hurt a lot bro, I haven't been stabbed but I'm a cook so I know burning usually hurts more than cuting your fingers.
>>712365011
>>712365055
Nice dubs
>>712365111
Nice trips
>>712361226
Sound like a psychopath, you should see a therapist
Went balls deep in a horse. Ass and pussy. Will give details if interest.
I was just pretending to be retarded
>>712365301
sure, green text it?
FUCK FUCK FUCK, FUCKING FUCK.
>>712363175
Story time anon, how did that come about?
I almost applied to be a janitor. I'm not sure what came over me...I even had the application filled out and everything. Fucking scary what you can do when you're not thinking straight.
>>712363338
Slavs truly are Untermensch.
Kys attention whore.
topkek on the meltdown though.. Always enjoy a good, wtf did i just read moment.
I have to meet my gf family but I don't want her anymoer but I dont wanna be alone so I dont know what to do. she's demanding, arrogant, selfish, rude, picky, clingy, and drive me crazy
>>712350760
People are serving time in prison for shit I did.
1. A former mentor of mine shaved time off of his burglary charges by confessing to all the ones I did after he got caught. Clean slate, I abandoned burglary then.
2. When I dealt trip and blow, I tainted some of my supply in case I was robbed. Only I knew what doses were do-not-sell. I was robbed twice, both thieves were killed by friends of their poisoned customers (sold my tainted shit with the rest of what they stole).
3. I'm really good at revenge, being an ex burglar with an obsession for traps and poison.
4. I now only use my burglary skills to play pranks... short-sheeting the beds, writing fucked up shit in kids' homework in their handwriting (easy to forge kid handwriting), dosing Pepto with "puke juice", putting laxative in coffe filter, etc.
I'm getting help for my sick sense of humor. I am a good guy because I'm trying my best to be one.
>>712350760
I've never cleaned up my dick.
Seriously.
My foreskin covers the head entirely and there's a large amount of skin on top. If i stretch the skin, my dick becomes twice as large, half being skin and the other half being dick.
I can only retract it until a small part of the tip. And right on the tip it is bright red, and just the touch fells like someone with sharp nails piercing my eye with their finger.
My dick looks like the overgrown dick of a small child. Which is fucking weird. I'm 20 yo.
I'm 100% virgin. Live with mom. And i also have Autism. Can't tell her about this.
>>712364838
adopt a child then when he grows up get the kid laid. live vicariously anon empathy is strong
>>712365628
I can almost hear the ticking of that time bomb from here. Sorry about your luck.
>>712365680
>phimosis
>>712365383
>father owns horses
>couldn't help eyeing the ass of one in particular
>spent time with her, trained her, fed her
>she takes a liking to me
>thetimeisnow.jpg
>into the stable, late night
>into her stall
>smells like her in there
>yessssssss
>get up behind that
>deep, long inhale of her rear end
>motherfuckin diamonds
>DIAMONDS
>realize the height difference
>diamonds begin to turn to dust as solve problem
>found ladder! DANANANAAAAA
>ladder behind horse
>stand backwards on ladder, first step
>it works! am tall enough
>not close enough tho...
>grab ladder, bunny hop it to mare
>rub and finger horse puss till diamonds are back
>fuck a condom
>dick all up in that mess
>pounding furiously
>she's slimy and hot and wet and messy
>it's fucking awesome
>cum. so. hard.
>all up inside
>begin fucking her on the reg, whenever opportunity calls
>>712365829
how does she feel?
>>712365639
Your shit human being and should do the world a favour and OD on some of that poison you willingly sold.
hate my wife, thats about it.
>>712352858
Accuses others of "stupid shit", can't spell stereotype or perpetuate.
>>712365680
Pic or never happened
>>712365829
>fucking starts to get tiresome after about a month
>can't stop eyeing that sexy donut-shaped asshole
>it's just begging
>just BEGGING
>for my dick
>but fear of getting kicked
>stand to the side
>use finger
>she doesn't seem to mind
>two fingers
>three
>itshappening.jpg
>fuck it, i've come this far, gotta lube that thing up
>start licking and tonguing the donut
>the diamonds are earth shattering
>ladder is already set up this time, as is routine
>guide it into that ass
>fucking tight, did not expect since size difference but wow
>incredibly hot inside, grippy and stretchy
>dick kinda stuck, pumping motions tho
>keep doing it
>feeling good
>aw yeah
>until a sudden NUT in a HORSE BUTT
>suddenly ass is slippery wet wonderland
>but refractory period
>FUCK THAT SHIT, POWER THROUGH
>hurgh
>ow
>feeling good again?
>feeling GREAT again
>even better than before because i can thrust in and out
>using my own cum as lube for horse anal
>so fucking good, nut again
Still fuck her to this day anons
>>712365951
I never sold the tainted shit. I just kept it with the rest of my stash as a trap for anyone who ripped me off, to hit them or one of their customers. Besides, I don't even deal drugs anymore. It's just something I DID. I'm a good person now.
>>712355868
Fucking hell that lie. No, not everyone has people who care about them. I have people who tolerate me, but no one fucking cares. I can't even get a professional psychiatrist to care. Even the person on the suicide hotline treats me like a burden.
>>712366038
Marriage ceremony should finish with "And by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you future enemies."
i think i might have accidentally made myself hate jews. I've become fascinated with the ideology of nazism and socialism, and I can't help but begin to see the lighter side of either one. I don't consider myself racist, but for whatever reason, whenever I see someone I think is jewish, the first little thought in my head is "fuck that piece of shit". It terrifies me that i may have induced anti semitism on myself.
>>712350760
When i was a child i let another kid being kidnapped.
>>712366350
As if you could have stopped, you would've been kidnapped too.
die
>>712366344
Well 44 is only half of 88, so I'd say you're only a half Nazi at the moment. Congrats on the predictive dubs.
>>712366479
I know i was a kid back then, but i can't forget it.
>>712366579
what is this half of 88 thing?
>>712365939
Getting your hands on her, uh... horse hips, she feels like all muscle, you can run your hands along her inner thighs or ass cheeks for a more squishy feeling, which is nice.
Her actual puss, it's like warm jello. It's stretchy, kind of rubbery but soft. Pushing your fingers in, the insides are very warm, and it feels slick. When she pulls in, there's a lot of pressure on your hand. I learned that once I started using my entire hand on her vag. There's a lot of muscle control in there.
I'm pretty sure when you put the dick in, you'd have to be huge to actually get that deep in her.
And her asshole, it's my favorite. It's springy, and soft, and it twitches when you rub it. Very nice, honestly. Sliding fingers inside, the first thing you will notice is the heat. It's like a space heater in there. The walls inside are lumpy and the entire hole is just very squeezy and dry.
I don't recommend trying a whole hand in that one, but your dick will do just fine. When you put your dick in, you gotta kinda work it in, use spit, lick it, whatever you gotta do. Once you're in there though, it's so dry and hot, you're kinda just locked in place and have to pump the donut. It still feels fucking awesome though, so I don't fuck with lube or anything, I like it to be 100% my juices and her juices.
Go ahead, ask me how she tastes, too.
>>712366634
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H
88 = HH = Heil Hitler.
Hence why 88 chan is full of normal, reasonable people.
>>712357040
...
Yikes. Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night to...something...licking your toes, knowing you don't have a dog or cat? Just sayin'. Kinda creepy.
>>712366634
Are you dumb?
>>712366670
nice, I'd like an opprotunity like that, you're lucky.
Okay, how does she taste?
>>712366870
Sweaty, salty and dirty. Her skin is like a plain cracker when you clean her, but if she's been out running all day and getting worked up, she can get quite flavorful. And of course, her asshole tastes like all that with a strong hint of her shit, which is actually kind of a bittersweet taste, sour, but rather sweet. I love it.
>>712357880
nigger
>>712362486
I literally just did this a week ago and can't stop thinking about little girls now I think I fucked up my development but I'm fine with this since she promised me she won't tell/continue need advice
>>712354708
Hahahaha
>>712354709
Good work there anon
>>712355786
>>712359764
Fuck off, space niggers.
