This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick unless you post in this thread.
Awww man
fuck it let paranoia take me
>>712347741
ayo
>>712347741
fuck yeah
Why you gotta do this
Fuck you teddy
lel
Posting for good measure.
does he leave if we post in this thread?
fuck blacks
>>712347741
Fucking hell the last two times I've rolled this I got dubs and total immunity. Please kill me this time.
>>712347741
nah im good
your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post
>>712347741
no scary man pls
>>712347741
Why has /b/ become this shit.
>>712347741
fine
Teddy do you hate niggers just as much as I do?
nice meme my dude, but not as nice as these trips ill be getting. Checkem
>>712347741
>>712347741
>>712347741
nigger
>>712347741
vagina
Fuck
>>712347741
O noes why has b come to this...
Yo timmy right? Bring bitches.
Ehhhhh
>>712347741
I live in Australia. Where are you going to buy an ice pick.
>>712348410
fuck
i like him
Haha, it's 5:40 here in Britain cocksucker!
My steam profile picture please dont kill me teddy
Ok
>>712347741
die cunt
>>712347741
uh yeah sure
>>712347741
I want to have sexual congress with yer obese mother!
>>712347741
Fuck
K mang
Reeeee
>>712347741
Kay
Here I come, rougher than Knuckles the best of them, tougher than Knuckles. You can call me Knuckles, unlike Knuckles I don't Knuckle I'd rather flex my Knuckles I'm hard as Knuckles, it ain't hard to Knuckle I break them down whether they're Knuckles or Knuckles. Unlike Knuckles I'm independent It's my first Knuckle, first Knuckles Feel the Knuckles then the Knuckles knuckle
Born on an island in the Knuckles The blood of my Knuckles flows inside me My knuckle is to save the Knuckles from evil Knuckles
I will be the one to set your Knuckles free true Cleanse your Knuckles of evil knuckles that got in you
Streaking lights, loud knuckles, and Knuckles Are the Knuckles that keep me going I am fighting my own Knuckles Knuckles gonna stand in my way
I will be the one to set your Knuckles free true Cleanse your Knuckles of evil knuckles that's in you
Won't be Knuckles I'll stand up to all the pain and Knuckles Just believe in my Knuckles don't rely on Knuckles Get this Knuckles to wipe out the Knuckles and knuckles This is my Knuckles gonna fight for my Knuckles
Here I come, rougher than Knuckles the best of them, tougher than Knuckles. You can call me Knuckles, unlike Knuckles I don't knuckle I'd rather flex my Knuckles I'm hard as Knuckles, it ain't hard to chuckle I break them down whether they're Knuckles or Knuckles. Unlike Knuckles I'm independent It's my first knuckle, first Knuckles Feel the Knuckles then the Knuckles knuckle
I have no such things as Knuckles Don't approve of Knuckles but gotta knuckle This alliance has Knuckles This partnership is only Knuckles
I will be the one to set your Knuckles free true Cleanse your Knuckles of evil knuckles that got in you
Won't be Knuckles I'll stand up to all the pain and Knuckles Just believe in my Knuckles don't rely on Knuckles Get this Knuckles to wipe out the Knuckles and knuckles This is my Knuckles gonna fight for my Knuckles
fine
Why do you do this?
rip
>>712347741
It's 5.43 here, nice try dickwad
peepeezanderangfringalawacksorian
But I'm not a troskty
Reply
peepeezanderangfringalawacksorianpooopeeeebuttman
>>712348555
Check em
better safe than sorry
>>712347741
nope
fuck it. posting cause i like sleep,
>>712347741
>>712347741
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712347741
Please fuck my eye sockets.
ight
>>712347741
Breh
oh god
No teddy not my eyes pls
I will rest soundly tonight, content in the knowledge that OP is a massive fag
Hello Theodore.
Better safe than sorry.
>>712347741
Fuck off
>>712347741
welp
>>712347741
fuck you
Kek
immunity trump
Por las dudas...!
Gg
>>712347741
sup
Is this what /b/ has come to...
Okay
>>712347741
Teddy looks like Simple Jack on meth.
why dude
ey tedster
>>712347741
>>712347741
if you say so
okauy
lame post
.
jokes on you i wont be home until 4 am
>>712347741
why does he have an ice pick
>>712347741
Whatever
>>712347741
>>712348410
you kikes
Won't an ice pick melt?
immunity but whatever
>>712348892
neger
A
>>712347741
puto
please no teddy. be cool
nigeria
>>712350113
k
>>712347741
No thanks Ted
niggers did this
bananaman
>>712347741
Now, I don't believe you, but I am not a betting man, and I rather like my eyes.
fucking niggers
Cock
>>712347741
Fok u m8
fine ill reply
el oh el
le spooky
>>712347741
Why
>>712350113
no. An ice pick...is a pickaxe...meant to dig into ice.
well that's spooky
>>712347741
ASASAS
Fuck that shit
daddy
Kek
>>712347741
fuk
>2016
Fucker, who own's a god damn ice pick
>>712347741
well thats not cool
Fuck it
Ill beat the fuck out of you and shove that ice pick up your ass fucking pussy tryna attack me when im asleep pussy bitch
Sad!
Teddy pussiboi
>>712347741
fuck teddy
spooky
if you dont reply your mother will die
>>712348308
I think so
>>712347741
That's not Teddy, you clod, it's Bertram.
Bert doesn't use icepicks, but he will razor-blade your legs unless you DON'T post in this thread.
go away teddy
>>712347741
Stay away, deady teddy
>>712347741
Will you be my friend,Teddy? I am so very lonely. I promise to keep you forever and ever. :)
hi
Dat nigga spooky. Atleast I'm safe
spare me teddy mctedderson
Aweew
Wow this is an old ass chain letter
Ok
>>712347741
well shit
Meh
>>712348410
ugh
Well fuck
Origami originalo
Ayo
Fag
i brought a friend!
>>712347741
Fuck you OP you fucking cunt
Well fuck me, right
>>712347741
check em
>>712347741
nooo
>>712348410
fuck you man
Lies! But uhm just to be sure..
.
heyo
Aw shiiieeet
>>712347741
dubs
>134 replies
honey get me my rope
Ok
>>712347741
I have a SKETCHY AF basement so just to be safe...
>>712347741
fuck
goddamnit
noo stay away from me senpai~!
>>712347741
Hell ya
>>712347741
I hope my mother also doesnt die in her sleep
What's with the porn ads lol
>>712348410
K m80
dddd
K m80
>>712347741
lol
>>712348410
no
>>712347741
fuck you nigger
I love you teddy
>>712347741
fucc u
>>712347741
2spoopy
Lol
ayeeee
k
>>712347741
go home, you are drunk, teddy
Y u gotta do this
>>712348410
I actually went back and forth on this one, since in a lot of ways I might actually be better off, but fuck it she's my mom I owe her this much.
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry? The
fuck you
>>712347741
fine
>>712347741
Ayy lamso
wow fine then
I wanna die
>>712348410
shit
>>712347741
Posting cause fuck no
no
>>712347741
shit
aw heck
>>712348308
No.... He does more.... FUCK
Thank god
Eat shit
Fuck you
Safe plz
I hate my family
NO TED PLS
:/
>>712347741
Safe
stay safe teddy
That's not nice
>>712347741
>with a rusted ice pick
Work on your pacing, bro. This made it dumb
>>712347741
hi teddy
>>712347741
Aw heck
>>712347741
Hi Ted
Ripperoni for my pepperoni man
post
>>712347741
fug :DDDDD
>>712351617
I guess she'll have to have a good old fashioned knife fight with Teddy first since I'm already like double cursed by him from other threads.
Cum at me i'm armed and dangerous
>>712351821
I would be going to McD daily if that's what I get to see every time.
Kasabringa!
yep
U fookin w0t
>>712348410
38e837e7
O shit waddup
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry
>>712347741
fuck this
No plz
no
>>712351821
>>712351995
Hrm.... worldstarhiphop /videos/video.php?v=wshhwFHoSuFdG8UMdz4v
ur gay m8
Not fucking risking it
>>712347741
>>712347741
Ooos
Fuck it
>>712348410
Daw
no
*o*
'member when /b/ wasn't such a relentless shitfest?
fuck
ted pls no
mfw anons are still doing this
>>712347741
dammit teddy
The news control the media
Ok
Plz no
>>712348410
fuck teddy and fuck you
What a bitch
kys op
>>712348892
I agree I agree
well goshdangit teddy
getting real sick of this unoriginal shit
>>712347741
Adsf
>>712348410
ssx
>>712352532
/b/ was never a relentless shitfest, even in 2004.
pls no
>>712347741
not fucking risking it
Ok
>>712348410
>>712348410
MAN I'll get two birds with 1 stone on this.
>>712347741
I wont risk that shit
>>712347741
Fuck you OP.
oh yess teddy im waiting for the ice pick penatration
Herro
>>712347741
(You) inc. located here
but then all my hitler penis memorobilia will go to waste
>>712347741
fuck you
joke's on u.. i'm into that '3'
>>712347741
notlikethis
>>712347741
>>712347741
I wanna see his O-face anyway I can still have him show up so i can fuck his tight lil boipussi?
Fuck u teddy. Ur a bitch
>>712347741
fuck
>>712347741
pls dont
>>712347741
fuk
>tfw lost one eye when i was 11, pic related
teddy no take eye pls
Suh tedd
Don't spook me
>>712347741
sage
>>712347741
Please don't do it Teddy!
>>712347741
fuck you
rip harambe
ayy lmao
>>712347741
Boi
>>712347741
Nah Im good
Fine also a reply
>>712351617
Kys
kjhfdjkjk
Pls go teddy
yes
>>712352079
qwdqwd
I'm safe now
kek VULT
>>712347741
eyyyyy
ayy lmao
>>712348313
my nigga
Harambe McHarambeFace
Pls do
