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Why do girls love horses? Would you date a horse enthusiast?

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Why do girls love horses?

Would you date a horse enthusiast?
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>>712346409
>why do girls love horses?

Really nigga? Why do you think?
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no. horse girls are fucking crazy. stay away as fuck
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>>712346533
assuming you are implying they like horses because of their dicks, that ridiculous

>>712346409
but yea, i dont get with girls love horses, even the ones that arent horse enthusiast like horses, that's weird isnt it?
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hmmmm
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>mfw im a horse
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>>712346533
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>>712346409
i would absolutely date a horse enthusiast. i hear they're crazy, but damn they look good in those riding pants and boots.
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>>712346409
>Would you date a horse enthusiast?
fuck no. not unless she was loaded or worked on a farm etc. horse girls are financial suicide otherwise.
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>>712346735
Superior dicks, pictures of virility and strength, and look better than most sperglords on here.
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>>712346561
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>>712346735
i'm suspicious of anyone whose idea of fun is dry humping a sweaty, big-dicked animal all day
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>>712346409
girls love horses
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>>712347566
Die
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can i give your horse a maregasm
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Horse people in general are pretty dumb. I love horses, but the horse community is so backwards, I keep my horses strictly to myself, won't board other people's horses, and won't let my horses into a trailer unless I'm driving. I've seen so much dumb shit and deciet in the horse community, especially from the women.
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>>712346561
They're like crazy cat ladies with bigger cats.

Dated a gal who was into rodeo. She was fun.
>mfw she's married to a black dude now
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>>712348194
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tfw no horse dick
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how can beta mammals even compete?
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>>712349058
>bigger than nearly any human males even being this flacid
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>>712347021
maybe the horse will let you rub his balls while he fucks her
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>>712347145
SAUCE
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>>712346409
I had a ex gf, hot slim redhead.
She had always had a horse from being really young and would spend loads of time at the stables hanging out. A year or so after being with her I opened up about my bestiality interest (specifically dogs) and after she enthusiastically tried stuff with multiple dogs asked about horses, and told me that she would love to suck a horses cock. 6 months later she arranged to look after a friends pony and sucked and wanked the hell out of it for the whole week. Hottest thing Ive ever seen.
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>>712349323
sure thing fag
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fucking with the guy witht he key of heaven means you're fucked

go to hell faggot
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>>712349394
Its true, man
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Dating one rn shit is pretty cash rides good dick
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>>712346409
No. Horses are cunts and girls who like them are fucking insane. The torrent of shit you get for just responding "No, I don't really like horses." is uncalled for. Damn walking glue.
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>>712349576
so were you there when she was doing it?
did the pony cum inside her mouth or what
tell more
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>>712346409
nope, they are crazy, dated one and she was wacky, everyone was always at fault for her problems
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>>712349754
Google Locus of Control.
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>>712349675
No I didnt want to be there in case any aroused suspicion. Sounds stupid, but why take any kind of risk.. She recorded it each time with a cam sat in the hay.
No cum, she tried as best she could but its not as easy as youd think to make such a big cock cum.
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why is every video of bestiality potato quality? links to reasonable quality beast vids pls
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>>712349339
moar?
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>>712349852
well yeah, they only cum during intercourse.
which is why I asked, to make sure if you're lying or not
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>>712346409
Currently do.
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>>712346409
Size queens will be size queens, OP.
Also, as long as there's no complaints in sexual intercourse, I don't care.
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>>712350034
you can jerk a horse off, it requires technique and you probably won't get it your first try
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>>712350034
Actually they can occasionally cum by hand, it takes proper technique and arousal though.
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>>712350034
Yeah, I'm genuine, man
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>>712347018
Well... We're waiting for more.
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>>712347566
GTFO.
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What kind of "horse enthusiast"?
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>>712349808
definition fits her to a t- she was a good fuck, but could only take so much of her drama before I moved on
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>>712349865
I have a decent answer for that. It's most likely the counties this stuff is filmed in. It's normally second world countries with no laws against it. Coincidentally they probably don't have good access to decent filming capabilties.
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>>712347237
Is that shooped? Any experts ?
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>>712346409
>Would you date a horse enthusiast?
Nope.
I have nothing against horses but if you're gonna date someone it's best if you like the same general type of animalses. So in my case that eliminates all girls who are afraid of fanged and stinging arthropods. Really the screaming and climbing up the wall gets old.
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>>712350034
what the others said, theres also meds you can give a horse to force them to cum, some breeders use it, though i dont remember the name.
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>>712350310
mfw dreams crushed
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>>712349852
Some how based on the videos I've seen i don't believe that. Horses seen to only last a couple minutes mating with another horse. Most likely just lack of property equipment. Think of it this way. You could cum a lot sooner using a fleshlight than using your hand. It stimulates how is supposed to.
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>>712347566
Ya faggot
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>>712350491
Why did he have to an hero? That would've been hot.
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Nope
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>>712350308
External LoC...
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>>712347531
sauce on this please kind anons
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>>712347566

A little dead girl?

Do you think there's still a chance I might get kissed even if I don't repost? I'm home alone tonight... just sayin...
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>>712350533
I feel the pain. I've been on that same hunt for a while. No results. I've even started to wonder if it even gets filmed often anymore. I keep seeing the same women over and over again.
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>>712350704
Because it's a pure manga, no furry tier deviancy allowed.
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>>712350811
yes she fucks him
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>>712350747
Your thoughts
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>>712349058
beta mammals can compete by:

having a job
not needing to be combed every day
being able to shit in a toilet
not farting enough methane to kill Ohio every day
not getting stomach cramps every time we eat the wrong sort of grass, requiring a $700 visit from the vet
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>>712350950
>pure manga
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>>712351033
proof?
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>>712351033
That's Luisa Zissman. I don't think she could afford a scandal like that
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>>712351033
source?
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I have horses. When I was in high school that was my go to move when the girl wasn't giving it up. I would take her to my horses and maybe for a ride and then I'd be banging
Pic related
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>>712350950
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>>712350790
yup, had my fun but had to bail, she would move on to other guys, get used , blame them for something and move on to another, but was always into horses -riding, teaching, judging shows, but not making much money
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>>712351033
>>712351171
post a cropped screenie of the proof if you want to keep that link safe from us and still show us it.
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>>712351369
I thought you were gonna fuck the horses.
Don't tease us like that, faggot.
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>>712349186
Please tell me there is a video
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>>712351152
Of course its pure. They are obviously just helping her get her armour off so she can spruce herself up after a long battle. Can you not tell its pure by the picture of the Wise Magical Negro I posted who helped our young hero Gattsu warm up before the next days battle?
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I don't like animals, thanks. I stick to women in order to rack up karma points. They don't know any better.
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>>712350034
Not true, I can make one of my stallions cum by letting him hump my hand while I hold the tip of his dick, took years of handling him that way for that to happen though, you can't just walk up to a stallion and jack him off, takes some "training" so he knows what's going on, I also have stallions that never cum for me while I'm alone, some need a mare in heat close by to get things moving in the right direction but those stallions have mainly been bred naturally so don't understand what I'm trying to do.

If you're like me and lucky enough to get them from birth and start to handle them sexualy from the start they will always think of you as a sexual partner and get aroused every time they see you coming there way as they know what's about to go down.
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To late to Inb4?
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>>712351502
He sure did help him
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>>712351882
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Who's got that picture of the woman happily cleaning the horse cock
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>>712351843
>posting a fake scantilation

Nice try friend. But not this time.
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>>712351705
so you're a faggot who likes horses?
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>>712352100
>so they learn you're their sexual partner

they're animals you sperglord, they do it because it's a learned behavior not because they love you.
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>>712352170
Almost. But no. It's shopped
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>>712352261
that's not what I asked
thanks for confirming you're a faggot who holds horse dicks though
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>>712347566
fuck outa here boi
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>>712351882
Look at him, all warmed up and ready to go.
>>712352153
What? Next you will be telling me Giffith did things wrong.
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FFS someone post the gif of the chick taking a mouthful of horse cum.
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>>712352307
has nothing to do with holding horse dicks, any one with two brain cells can understand what I said without me having to say it. Animals don't have concepts like we do and if you "teach" them from a young age they're supposed to let you touch them then that's what they're going to do, it works with humans too, just look at north korea.
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>>712349302
>>712347145
artist is freako
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>>712352307
>comes to thread dominated by superior horsecock
>calls someone a faggot who holds horse dicks

Google cognitive dissonance.
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>>712347018
Is...is that Guts?
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>>712349865
Try the site porn socket
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>>712352469
google being a fucking faggot because that's what you are.
>>712352440
>has nothing to do with holding horse dicks
>I can make one of my stallions cum by letting him hump my hand
enough said.
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>>712352628
>taking this out of context to "prove" a point
good job faux news
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>>712352307
holding horse dicks is fun, they're huge and warm
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>>712352628
>comes to horsedick thread
>continues to act like a nigger

You know there ARE other threads, right?
You calling us faggots doesn't stop us from being faggots...
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>>712349058
Libido.

A horse will stick it in, drop the load, and pull out. There's no build-up or anything. Any porn you might find to the contrary is fake.

Even dogs are better because there's the afterglow of a knot.
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>>712352810
>implying she didn't
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>>712352710
>faux news
nice parrot meme
and not even relevant
you literally fucking said you jerk off horses, and you being a guy, and you obviously liking what you're doing, you're a faggot. how is that taking anything "out of context" you faggot do you even know what it means to take something out of context?
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>>712349865
Link to the shitty ones? All I find is viruses>>712349865
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>>712352925
says the dude literally acting like a fuckwat faux news anchor

oh, btw, i'm not the dude that said i jacked off horses you fucking retard, and furthering your fucktardedness that guy even said he had to teach them it was what they were supposed to do

>being a literally autist
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>>712352100
I'm not gay but yes I look forward to when I can "handle" my stallions, I'm married with grown children and as far as I know my secret is still a secret as the action goes by pretty quick.

I have never thought about letting them fuck me though, I just like to jack them off sometimes, fucking weird I know.
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>>712352988
Pure and consensual. Gattsu is just mad he is getting cucked.
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>>712353045
>i'm not the dude
which just makes your posts even worse, you're just some retard who jumps out of nowhere to be a spokesman for the faggot but instead of clearing anything up, you make it more retarded than it was before.
good job cringehomo
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yep growing up i knew so many cunts who were obsessed with horses

its gotta be the big dicks
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>>712353189
I cleared plenty up, you're just a fucking moron parroting faux news tactics lmao kys
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>>712353096
>but yes I look forward to when I can "handle" my stallions
ok so you answered my question which is are you a faggot, thanks
no need for idiots like this who aren't even part of the conversation
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>>712353313
keep talking faux news
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>>712353427
did you learn that from 9gag last week or why are you repeating it this much? just like you repeated "parroting" right after I said it you fucking copycat newfag.
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>>712353118
I think he was mad because he was wasn't able to join in
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>>712353583
I'll stop repeating my self as soon as you stop being a faggot
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>>712353313
I believe a faggot is someone who likes guys, not stallions, but I am willing to admit I'm a horse faggot if that makes you think you won an internet fight.
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>>712353641
kill yourself cringehomo. 9gag suits you better, nobody likes you here
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>>712353662
not him but it irritates me that you can't just like what you want to like without fags like him running around tossing labels on people and trying to make them feel like they should be ashamed. Short of bringing harm to some one or some thing it shouldn't matter.

>>712353763
now whose repeating themselves
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>>712353584
All he needed was a snickers
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>>712352988
>kisses him

Is this the first cucking in the history of manga sold over seas?
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>>712353584
No, Gattsu is a bag man after all.
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>>712353898
looks like we've found another faggot who would like to jerk off animals but is too beta to go outside and find the nearest farm
no wonder he jumped in like that.
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>>712354105
thanks for proving my point, also, I don't touch animals, it's not my thing. I just think people like you need to go outside and improve your lives instead of trying to get off to the misery of others.
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>>712353898
I'm not ashamed that I like what I like, that's why I'm not mad like the other dude clearly is.

Maybe he's just mad because he can't afford to have horses of his own.?
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>>712354217
you guys need to chill
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>>712354359
It's usually the case tbh, it's like the whole adage about gays when you see the stereotype homophobe cry about how they want to rape them and recruiting. If you're not gay, why are you so obsessed about it? Why is their "recruiting", which isn't a thing at all, a problem for you?

>>712354444
quads of truth
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>>712354359
more like I'm mad someone didn't kill you and your family, mr stallionlover
>>712354217
you never had a point because you're a faggot
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>>712354444
They need some bags.
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>>712354583
He's just restorted to shit posting at this point, kek GG thread
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Remember that guy a while ago who posted about his fettish being horse shit, more specifically horse girls with shit on their face? He sneaks into the stalls and gets off on shit. Get that guy in here
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>>712354583
I was trying to post some stallion OC for you to enjoy but the file sizes are way over budget.
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>>712354929
Just get Mexico to pay for it.
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>>712354691
you can't prove me wrong, you never had a point because you're only a faggot who defends the other faggot
and if the arguments are "mb he mad cuz he cant afford horse haha" tier then it means he automatically lost
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>>712355029
Bag thread?
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For some, even one isn't enough.
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Speaking from experience...if you can get with an equestrian chick, DO IT.
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>>712355167
>faggot
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>>712355035
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Tfw horse cock favoritism
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>>712355488
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>>712355035
I guess I'm a loser then.. A loser that can afford horses and other fine things in life.. I feel so sad now.. Not really.. Keep being mad bro and I'll keep not being mad with all my things and stuff that you don't have..
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>>712355614
That's my favourite.
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>>712346409
because horses are the closest thing a woman will ever get to a unicorn.
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>>712355713
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>>712355774
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>>712346409
For over thousands of years, girls have seen their fathers come home on the back of a horse after long periods of being away.

>father comes home after being away from months
>riding a horse
>horse = daddy is home yay!

There could be some sort of psychological transference going on instinctively.
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>>712355614
Do people find this bag shit funny? It seems like it's 7 year old comedy.
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>>712355675
>faggot
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>>712349323

Cool story bro.
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>>712355800
you fucker i was about to post that one
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>>712355886
>he doesn't get Bagserk
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>>712355886
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>>712355707
you don't even know what I have lmao
look at your own post, now you're starting to sound more pathetic like the faggot you are
you will forever be a faggot who jerks horses off, nothing more
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>>712356032
Guessing by how mad you are, probably not a lot, and certainly not a horse. You'd probably beat it out of gay bestiality guilt.
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>>712346409
>Would you date a horse enthusiast?
Fuck no, I grew up with horses. Fuck that shit.
Horses are a pain in the ass
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If I find out a chick likes horses, I bump her down to the same level as I think of guys. If a bitch likes horses, she might as well have kids and STDs.

Fuck horses. Make them into glue for all I care.
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>>712356138
like I said, you will forever be a faggot who milks horses, nothing more, you don't know who you're talking to, I'm just saying you're a pathetic horse jerking faggot
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>>712356105
O.k, I laughed, yall win this round.
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>>712346409

I think that they like controlling something more powerful than them. It's a metaphor for what they do with men.

Another thing I found out is that horse people go out on naked rides. I knew this preppy girl from way out in the Chicago suburbs who used to be the most sexually reserved of our clique, and one day she mentioned that she had gone on naked horse rides with other horse people, like this wasn't an unusual thing in that culture.
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>>712356372
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>>712355029
>>712355195
>>712355384
>>712355454
>>712355498
>>712355614
>>712355616
>>712355800
>>712355951
>>712355958
>>712356083
>>712356105

I can't get over how stupid guts looks.

His hair really fucking annoys me.
His armor looks pretty stupid too.

I think the manga seems sort of coo, but why waste time on a manga where the main character looks so fucking retarded?
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>>712356470
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>>712346409
Cause the saddle rubs their clit and the bouncing feels good. Its clearly a sex thing you dumb fuck
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>>712346409
They appeal to their princess, romance novel, disney-type fantasies. The ones women never quite outgrow these days.
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>>712350346
wait I need to call a friend
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>>712356470
Gattsu is a beautiful man with fabulous hair, great taste in clothing and is a true patrician when it comes to choosing accessories.
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>>712356032
Thank you anon I hope you're right, I hope I do live a long life so I can enjoy my horses, family and business for many more years to come..
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>>712356607
Same goes for motorcycles, but even girls who don't ride them are attracted to them in some form, and subconciously mostly sexual IMO

Humans are degenerates pretending to be above shagging everything we like because "we dah smartz".

>>712356651
Eh, maybe for a lot but I think even if Disney didn't exist you'd still see the same amount of interest.
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>>712356579
i can't stand that fucking stupid face.
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>>712356470
I think his armor looks good
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>>712356853
Why? Can't handle his B E A U T Y?
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>>712356853
Yeah it's kind of annoying to look at. I try not to look but I can't help but to.
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>>712346409
I had an ex from way back when, had horses since she was little. She told me how she had her first orgasm horseback riding, that might have something to do with it.
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>>712356372
That wasn't me mad anon, you're jumping on the wrong horse milking faggot, which he prolly isn't BTW.
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>>712357307
that's bullshit mate.
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>>712357389
I'm the one he's raging at and no, I don't milk horses. I will admit I watch porn of it occasionally, but fantasy =/= reality. I look at all kinds of shit in porn when I'm horny enough but immediately lose all interest when I cum and in real life I've only actually been interested in women.
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>>712357010
>>712357184
reminds me of the initial d guy.

Both stupid fucking faces.
Ugly anime artists
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Anyone can be conditioned to enjoy anything.
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>>712357531
We all do that as well I'm sure, mad anon isn't man enough to admit that though so tries to bash others who don't see his point of view..
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>>712357567
Prepare yourself then.
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>>712357635
I'm enjoying mad anon being mad so I have to agree with that statement.
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>>712357688
Yeah, true but it's definitely not something to admit to in public, talk about a fast track to prison.
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WARNING! Carry on reading or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Teddy is real. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tomorrow at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will cut your throat and watch you bleed out. His face will be the last thing you see unless you post this in three other threads. Teddy cannot be stopped.
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>>712357567
I want to punch that face so bad.
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>>712357733
now he looks like a character from windwaker
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>>712358010
Probably why they were on the boat for so long.
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>>712356964
he should have that helmet on 100% of the time so we don't have to look at his face.
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>>712350180
>>712350185
You would know, faggots.
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>>712346409

Same reason I like them, theyfukmegud.
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>>712358130
This guy is an expert at spending a lot of time drawing stupid faces.
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>>712358127
You seem to be quite upset by his manface why is this? You can talk, this is your safe space.
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>>712358257
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>>712350541
Dam forgot about this
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>>712357815
Nobody knows about my fetish in the real world and here it don't matter, it wouldn't ruin me if someone found out but sure would put a damper on things, not sure if one can go to prison for jerking one's own horses though, I have a long ass driveway so would be hard to catch me in the act, which lasts at the most fifteen seconds. Maybe twenty..
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>>712357567
It's like he tried so hard to be a good manga artist, but failed so hard, and now he goes around saying
>It's just my style guys, I want it to look that way

Lol
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>>712358257
It doesn't look like a manface.
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>>712358221
>This guy is an expert at spending a lot of time drawing stupid faces.
>spending a lot of time drawing stupid faces.
>spending a lot of time drawing
>spending time
>drawing

If he did that this manga would of finished years ago.
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>>712358319>>712358257
>>712358130
>>712358084
>>712358015
>>712357972
>>712357936
>>712357896
>>712357847
>>712357806
>>712357763
>>712357733

The fuck is this SHIT? Why aren't there any bag references!?
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>>712358351
Eh, you could claim you collect semen for breeding purposes and get away with it.

it's shit that so many humans are so prudish and willing to ruin other people's lives over stupid shit like that, again short of you hurting and/or forcing the horse, do what ever because it doesn't effect me.
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>>712346409
I've dated a girl with a horse before.

She was a drama queen who just wanted attention all of the time. Whatever I needed had to be put aside, because she felt the world revolved around her. I wasn't allowed to have a social life and the sex was mediocre. She started getting pudgy. After we broke up she dated a black guy with a fairly small dick. I've seen it, as I used to shower with that nigga in football. Yes homo, I looked, wasn't impressed.

He ended up cheating on her with his 16 year old neighbor and got that girl preggo. Now she's single and making a shitstorm on facebook about why men don't treat her right.
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>>712358537
Ran out of bags, its either this or two maybe more anons arguing about horsecock
>>712358433
Those jaw lines say otherwise
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>>712358979
Time to dump other shit until bump limit.
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>>712358544
Well it all goes on the ground so that wouldn't fly but I doubt I'll ever have to worry about making up an excuse of why I'm doing what I'm doing.

I can understand if the animal was being forced or hurt then yea they need to be punished, but my horses look forward to it just like people do.

I also take on rescue animals for the local human society, mostly larger breeds like horses, goats, sheep etc. I would not hurt an animal unless it was literally trying to kill me and I couldn't get away so had no other choice.

I think mad anon has left the building. :(
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>>712359477
>mad anon left
Seems so

Yeah, I don't care what people do with their genitals, save for if they're harming others to accomplish it. (what ever it may be)
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>>712359309
Sauce?
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>>712359544
Delete this!
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>>712351150
plus every woman who wants that horse dick is just another Mr. Hands waiting to happen.
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>>712359477
What would Mr.Roger's think if he found out you were jacking off horses? Where did your life go wrong?
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Boys love horses too.
As for girls, I've dated several horse girls and would again.
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>>712359622
Masamune-kun no revenge

It isn't worth it the mother and the father aren't in it enough.
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>>712359622
fbi.gov
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>>712359757
>fbi.gov

It clearly states she is 42.
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>>712359736
You're posting pretty interesting things for a shit-poster. Are you succeeding or failing as one?
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>>712359978
I don't even know any more. But it is working.
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>>712359757
>>712359959
Besides, it's a fucking piece of paper with ink on it, it's not even real. Also, the missile says fuck the FBI because it's not about to matter to either of them in a nanosecond.
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>>712360127
Delete this too!!
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>>712346561
Can confirm
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>>712346409
>caries them around
>eats grass
>they hit it with a whip
>doesn't tell them to stfu

why the fuck do you think, its like a "Beta Male" that they legally own.
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Horse girls can be fun, but they are bat shit crazy.
Sure an ass looks great in Jodhpurs and you can have fun with a crop , but like smokers , there's a 'horse smell' that even cleaned clothes and showering takes a bit to shift.

I used to make my ex keep a pair of Jodhpurs that she never wore to the stables.

Mainly more trouble tgan their worth. I dated 2 really kinky posh riding types who were freaks in bed but emotionally fucked up and fucked a decent looking but social outcast horse girl in school. She was a loner that didn't relate to people well, but I had the in of sitting next to her in maths where she generally used to be a bitch and kick my shins a lot.

Fuck, they all have strong thighs though, love getting them to try and crush my ribcage with them...
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>>712360105
Exactly.
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>>712359712

I believe Mister Rogers would prolly want to lend a hand, on the down low of course.

I have had an interest with horse cock from an early age, seen one taking a piss with his long pecker swinging in the breeze and from that day forward I was hooked..
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>>712360212
SEOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>712349058
underrated
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>>712360385
I dont remember this. When did this happen?
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>>712360385
Limit reached already? Damn shame.
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>>712360456
That isn't Fukka.
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>>712360503
Same artist?
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>>712360546
Yea. Its Kimi no Iru Machi. Have fun.
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They are insane, it's not just a meme I've had to deal with it before
As to your question, horse girls like horses because when you ride a horse you bounce up and down due to the momentum of the horse and the fact that you are fused to the damn things back
Now imagine instead of getting your cock rammed into and annoyed/slightly bruised you had a clit and pussy that actually gets wetter and more intoxicating the more you pound/slap/hit/rub it
Most horse girls break their hymens by horse riding long before they ever stick a dick inside themselves or any other object for that matter, their first orgasms are also on the back of a horse.
They like them the same reason women like riding motorcycles or going to NASCAR races, it makes their pussy happy and doesn't require batteries
I really hope you aren't this retarded and were just trolling btw
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>>712349058
Walruses btfo horses any day of the weak lel
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Horses are people too my friend
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>>712355774
>>712355842
okay, so why do they like unicorns so much?
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>>712360864
technically original interpretations of unicorns were more goat-like.
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>>712346409
horse chicks are absolutely fucking crazy in the sack
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>>712360913
>goat-like
>has horn
>Ram
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You'll die when this thread 404's if you read this.
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>>712361065
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ancient+depictions+of+unicorns
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