Waifu claiming thread.
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>>712303688
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGjVsCSOsU
>>712314696
Sorry
>>712314723
this is the sausage boys
>>712314769
:o
>>712314522
Follow Chen's advice and stop caring about the thread so much.
>>712314581
I believe 23.jpg and related pics are highly infectious.
>>712314727
You cannot make someone stop posting just because he is a heretic. Miku is also a heretic yet no one seems to care.
>>712314818
At least join the only Discord I am in.. or friend me at least. Flandre#0958
Goodnight guys
>>712314723
MUGI!
What happened to your hair and breasts?
>>712315162
night
>>712315077
Hitting you up live from the porch
>>712315121
so I should stop caring about my friends?
so mean miku :(
>>712315077
crab hands :o
>>712315162
tuna tuning out? bye bye
>>712315162
Goodnight, sweet dreams.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
i miss the times when people didn't care
>>712315121
i haven't posted 23.jpg in a month :o
>>712315019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtdKvEpl-Uo
>>712315162
Goodnight.
>>712315205
Hi!
2 hours in, run out of bread.
Guys plz.
>>712315205
I watched more anime and now Megumi is my waifu. She's pretty much just like Mugi though.
Claimu!
>>712312764
I'm from the Texas, she's from Canada. Going to university a few hours from Toronto made it easy to meet up on weekends or whenever though. Crossing the border with just a driver's license was nice while it lasted.
>>712312418
It helped that both of us were focused on our studies first, then we could talk about getting serious further down the line. Once both sides of the family saw that we were serious, all of the questions and misgivings stopped.
>>712313027
>burning bacon
Your pic is definitely related. Hope the shift starts moving along a bit faster for you.
>>712315205
They have become similar to a foreign prostitute, her tattoos and piercings also multiplied.
>>712315257
>""""""""""""""""""""""""friends""""""""""""""""""""""""
Internet acquaintances.
>>712315269
You posted it enough times to give you a decade worth of autism.
>>712315271
Hiya eyes.
What's up?
>>712315310
Whatever keeps you warm at night.
How have you been?
>>712315366
I'm a dumbfuck, I misread what you said...
>>712315213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKIVocLXH0s
>>712315257
:o
>>712315541
*what you previously said.
>>712315257
miku a bully :(
>>712315428
:(
>>712315428
but I don't talk to anyone outside of the threads :o
>>712315554
nice pic :3
>>712315637
miku really is...
MINE
>>712315428
Any new fun stds?
>>712315366
Man that likes football! What is your waifu's name?
>>712315489
>that image
Ew.
Not much going on currently. Just got home from uncle's house. That was fun. Think I'll be playing some New Vegas now. How about you?
>>712315541
I misread shit all the time, no worries. Up to anything interesting right now?
>>712315366
I hope it dies so I can leave at 1 or 1:30. Seriously, hate working here. Its way too open.
>>712315138
Heretics are a meme.
>>712315643
It is nice
>>712315698
disgusting
>>712315773
stds are fun
>>712315554
The final sausage
>>712315489
Nothing has changed since the last time we talked other than the fact I got b& and I have to post using data for the next month. You?
>>712315813
I try to reinforce that meme. It's a fun meme. Just like this meme.
>
>>712315643
What about your mom and random people at work?
>>712315773
Speaking of STDs I've seen a couple dojins that included them, I wonder if it was just for realism or if people actually get off infectious sex.
>>712316046
I don't like talking to family and I just do my job at work, that's why it's work
talking to people in person scare me :o
>>712315868
I like traditions that continue throughout generations
>>712315926
Aww RIP
Not much except things seem more fun than usual. People are fun here <3
>>712316046
I know some people do when it comes to giving them to people.
>>712315868
you should post more nice pics :o
>>712315138
Heresy is bad tbh
>>712314818 (Tsun)
I'm making an effort
>>712314869 (Klonata)
?
>>712315802
oh sorry
i think i will be playing terraria soon with cow.
So that's cool.
>>712316425
God damn it
>>712316147
What about it scares you? I personally have a hard time making eye contact with people I'm not familiar with.
>>712316217
Sounds like a silly fetish but kinkshaming is something I try to avoid doing.
>>712315926
live from the farm
>>712316217
What do you mean by that
>>712316396
:o
>>712316697
>incest jokes
>yuuko
>>712316425
Heresy is unavoidable. I love the character Avilio too much to not save pics of him and re-watch the show again. Same goes for Flan. I still to this day play Touhou games and shit my pants out of excitement when Flan appears. I will be stuck in this state for a long time. I will probably forget Avilio after a while though, there will only be Flan left.
>>712316578
>terraria
Nice. Very fun to play. I've got 74 hours in the game.
>>712316697
so yes? :o
>>712316683
people are hard to talk to :(
eye contact is easy idk why autists struggle with it
just look at someone's eyes when you talk to them lol
>>712315802
Houki Shinonono. I didn't get a chance to watch much college ball today, although boxing (Kovalev V. Ward) and BBQ await me later this evening.
>>712316935
were you getting sun or moon? I forgot if you said anything about them :o
>>712316808
oh
>>712316911
is that nice enough
>>712317042
I didn't, and I'm not
I don't even have a 3ds
>>712316683
There's an image I've seen on /tg/ where some gay bongs inject each others AIDS riddled blood into their dicks, get fucked in the ass just to get a stronger strain and then poke holes in condoms and fuck people specifically looking for clean guys with a condom.
>>712316810
Avilio is just a liked character then?
>>712316911
You ignored me
>>712317061
It's pretty good but I don't like butts as much as other stuff :o
>>712316815
Hand before he died had 300+
madman
>>712317139
you don't like pokemon? :o
oh well what a shame
>>712317174
More like it. Flan is the waifu and there are seasonal characters that I like a lot. You could say I am avatarfaging as him right now.
>>712317176
oh
>>712317254
rip hand
>>712317542
I haven't forgotten my pic in a long time
>>712316911
It's just hard, feels like people can get too much information from looking at your eyes and they will judge you for doing the contact incorrectly.
>>712316810
Just because you're saving his pics and want to give his show a few rewatches doesn't mean you have to claim him.
>>712317174
>on /tg/
Oh. What a fun game.
>>712317660
But I want to. There is a guy who is literally claiming shitpost now.
>>712317345
Gay
>>712317660
It's usually posted in filename threads with the filename being some variant of "Cult of Nurgle"
In case you didn't know, Nurgle is the Chaos God of pestilence, disease etc. in Warhammer 40K
>>712316936
Hi Houki. Glad to finally know your waifu's name.
>kovalev v. ward
I shall be watching that one later tonight too.
I wanted to discuss The Game, and why I think it'll be better than the national championship game.
>>712317254
RIP. I remember he liked FTL.
>>712317609
glad you remembered at least because it's very nice :o
>>712317660
I judge people that judge people
You have nice eyes though :)
>>712316015
Apparently Im looking at DotA 2.
What am I supposed to be looking at?
>>712317850
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THREE TIMES IN TEN MINUTES AND I SELECTED THE SAME PICTURE AS EARLIER
![Avilio [7].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8SAOscH.jpg "Avilio [7].jpg")
>>712317850
It is yes.
>>712317931
Look at this net, that I just found, when I say "go" be ready to throw. GO!
>>712315809
No, I've been sick the past few days, sadly. Also trying to figure out when I can get to getting the new Pokemon games.
>Moon for me, Sun for my brother.
Alright, found some down time, how's everyone's evening going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkdiZWi0dpU
>>712318112
Fucking love that meme, it's so fun. I think my favorite is "We Are Number One But Every One Triggers Robbie Rottens PTSD"
>>712318262
Eh
>>712317882
Stop ignoring me
Think I'm going to try WoW
Hope there's a class I like
![Avilio [2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mevDtHe.jpg "Avilio [2].jpg")
>>712318653
I saw that like 3 times already. Just YES!
>>712318767
wow?
>>712318754
nami? :o
>>712318860
why is that girl in her pajamas?
and what is the girl buying? :o
>>712318754
With you I should be more on Garde
>>712318864
World of warcraft....
Roadhog and his hogmeat
>>712317878
>The Game
I take it you mean OSU/Michigan and not the ancient Harvard/Yale rivalry?
If anything, it always has that history and atmosphere about them, even if the game turns out somewhat lackluster. Plus watching Harbaugh on the edge of spontaneous combustion is entertaining too. As always, the winner usually ends up making some noise or wins it all.
With the National Championship, you sometimes get a rout, or there's not much in the way of buildup without the two teams having the same kind of history as bitter rivals.
In that respect I gotta agree with you.
>>712318185
Sorry to hear that, but at least you got new vidya to look forward to.
>>712318754
Hey Gardevoir
>>712318800
Post your favorite
>>712318864
>>712318984
Stop ignoring me
>>712319089
:o i c
You really like like those types of games it seems
>>712319261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayq41-UJ7Cg
net
>>712319352
define "those types of games"
>>712318984
she is buying cat lingerie
>>712319605
You like games where you level up a lot :o
>>712318653
What's wrong with your evening? Anything I can fix?
>>712319855
for her or pajamas?
I'd like to see :o
>>712319189
Yes, OSU vs. Michigan.
>watching a coach on the edge of spontaneous combustion
The only thing I'll miss about the Bo Pelini days is that. Watching a man get so angry was so fun. Him frothing at the mouth while arguing with a referee was fucking amazing.
I just don't think it'd be that fun to see Alabama go and obliterate whoever they're going against in the National Championship.
Rivalry games are best games in my opinion. I think they have more emotion put into them.
Also, this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3gsPBTmbRo
If Alabama loses, it's going to be like a meteor hitting the Earth and it ripping to pieces.
>>712319947
Yeah, i guess you can say that
Claim
>>712320034
for the other one
>>712319574
Honestly these have become an art form at this point
>>712319957
It's just mediocre overall tbh
>>712320126
I hope Alabama loses
>>712319352
>>712319947
>>712320034
STOP IGNORING ME
>>712320452
it's nice but it's not you :c
>>712320256
do you like playing board games like chess or candy land? :o
>>712320766
don't be sad
>>712320126
I'd hate to see the spit flying in HD, let alone be the ref in that situation. If I was on the chain crew though, I'd probably get in trouble for laughing and getting distrated by it.
Bama National Championships are the equivalent of a pro wrestling squash match, the other team goes in, puts in some effort, and then ends up jobbing. On the other hand, if they lose, watching their fanbase implode is almost as good as the implosion when Trump won. Almost.
Time to get the grill and fire going for the fight though. Bratwurst and fajitas await. Take it easy.
>>712320766
Yeah, sure
bye
>>712320900
get glad :o
>>712321079
I'll have to play against you in chess.com one day
>>712320949
He was a horrible face for the Nebraska football program, but god damn was he a fun coach to watch.
>bratwurst
Yummy.
You too.
カラミチーマス
Hey everyone! how's it going?
>>712323495
Slowly dying. Have to wait maybe 60 years more.
>>712323495
Le plafond
I fucking hate league of legends im so tilted
>>712323656
same, maybe 30 years tho.
>>712323597
hi
>>712323753
welcome to the tilt club
>>712323753
Had a bad streak?
>>712323753
Ya old qt
>>712323753
git gud
>>712323495
Bad
>>712323495
who are you?
>>712323860
>>712323826
>>712323978
Im just trying out new champs, I cant get a decent group to play with, theres always some dick going afk or some dude feeding like crazy. Can't even get my full build on to like actually learn the champ.
>>712324024
why?
>>712324087
ran why bby?
new champs im playing skarner and fiora.
>>712324190
Did u get snow?
Hello people just dropping in to say my monthly hello in this eye of the storm hellhole called /b/
so hello other waifu people
>now i leaving again
>>712324150
Because life sucks
>>712324150
Right, I avoid playing with less than 3 premades.
Too many toxic players in league but if it's just 1 it's more bearable.
Someone kill me
>>712324150
I could play with you
but who would need that
>>712324150
I became one of those. That's why I can't play anymore.
>>712324243
Yes.
Not like it effects me though.
>>712324436
I will
>>712324436
Tsuyu!
>>712324608
Same tbh, anything new going on with you?
>>712324321
Nah it's not that bad, gottta enjoy the simple things man.
>>712324481
Im always down to play with whoever man doesn't matter im newish too.
>>712324401
Do you play on EU? or Na? i thought u were american not sure tho.
>>712324401
Drag the chat box off the screen. Easy.
>>712325000
I'm in the westernmost country of Europe.
>>712324401
>Too many toxic players
>toxic
SJW detected.
>>712325157
The chatbox has useful information and even if someone is being obnoxious I want to know everything he says, he might make a good call or I might get a good laugh.
I never muted anyone in the game.
>>712325000
It is for me
My computer is being oddly slow
If this post ends in a 0, you must circulate blood throughout your body via the pumping of your heart.
>>712326510
Well, it looks like I just saved all your lives!
How are you going to thank me?
>>712326510
You win this time Doc. Looks like I can't end it right now
>>712326617
Maybe i didn't want to be saved
>>712326510
Shit, looks like I'm not dying tonight
>>712319189
True, but even though I'm getting the better box legendary, there's a couple of Pokemon in Sun that I want, those of which being the Alolan Vulpix line, Turtonator, and one UB-04 Blade: Kartana.
>Oddly enough, some Ultra Beasts can be caught more than once, which is something I want to try and figure out.
>>712325000
If you were here the last couple of threads, you'd currently be freaking out. In a good way, that is.
>>712326510
Mind I ask how else we'd be able to circulate blood through our bodies?
>>712326677
>>712326744
>>712326850
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>712326879
With this dick, of course.
>>712325190
I didn't know that. why are all the decent waifu claimers from fagget europe. The american ones are shit myself included.
>>712326961
Made me laugh. Thanks Manhattan~
>>712326978
I'm not a shit, fug you
>>712326978
and the canadian ones
>>712327129
he said american faggit
>>712327191
>why are all the decent waifu claimers from fagget europe
I'm not from Europe, therefore I'm a shit claimer...
>>712326978
What about UK?
>>712327287
but he only said the american ones are shit
you could be a in the middle waifu claimer
>>712327350
the welsh, english and northern irelanders are fags
>>712327191
>and the canadian ones
Leave us igloo dwellers alone.
Fuck work today. Didnt even give me any beef mince. And a mudslime stole a burger from someone who had been waiting longer.
>>712326978
Shino flashed a smug grin after making his post, exposing the thin, yellow pillars in his mouth that he called teeth. He was happy not only because he had made his own country look better nobody knew he was using a VPN, but because it was time for him to take it up the ass by his refuge daddy, Mohammed Achmal Ghal-Shiarb III. Bless the Queen, he thought.
>>712326961
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>712326510
God damn it fuck you Waifu Machine
>>712327529
>working on the weekends
>letting a goat fucker go
You had it coming.
>>712327433
You didn't say scotland or england
>>712327786
i said english
>>712327857
That's not england
JUST
>>712327930
yes it is :o
point is everywhere apart from scotland in uk are fags
>>712327973
Decline it. It's worse than nothing.
I have the best Steam profile.
>>712327973
Jesus.
>>712328127
It's really not though -_-
English is a language, England is a country. That's like saying Scottish is a country.
And you must be an exception to that fag rule
>>712328396
you call the people who live in scotland scottish
you call the people who live in wales welsh
what do you call the people who are in england?
nah
you need to wear a kilt to be a non-fag :o
>>712328629
You call us smart. And i still don't like wearing skirts and eating sheep
>>712327973
>>712328811
i call you homosexuals :o
that's why you're a fag
>>712329082
Says the one who wears skirts
Hows it going everyone? Anyone seen Akame?
>>712329383
only manly men wear skirts
>>712329400
Bad and no
>>712329490
Then why do you?
>>712329400
Anon is ok he supposes and Akame who?
>>712329544
because i'm manly :o
>>712329510
That sucks anon. Anything you wanted to talk about?
>>712329610
the guy with the akame ga kill waifu
>>712329622
But you're not though
>>712329649
No
>>712329788
how do you know that?
>>712329869
You're here, that's how. Nobody who claims a 2D character is
>>712329400
hey~
>>712329987
can i not have a 2d wife and be manly? -_-
>>712329649
I'd let your waifu be my angel. She's cute.
>>712330250
No. And that's my face :o
>>712330311
>>712330047
>>712330356
i don't see what having a 2d wive has to do with your manliness -_-
>>712330476
How are you doing tonight misaki?
>>712330554
Go get a real wife. That might make you manlier :o
>>712330652
but she is a real wife.
I will never find anyone 3d i love as much as i love her
>>712330646
Pretty good Akame (?). I get a lot of anxiety sometimes and it was reflected pretty strongly last night. This semester wore me down pretty bad and we've still 3 weeks to go.
But I'm actually doing pretty good. I just get worried.
>>712330897
Forget pic
>>712330250
He just said that.
>>712330830
>2d slut is now consider a real wife
>>712330830
2D waifus aren't real though unfortunately. But that doesn't make you manly
>>712330992
that "2d slut" is the love of my life
i don't care what you think i love her more than i love any 3d person
>>712331189
it makes me super manly right? :o
>>712330897
I had a bit of an social anxiety attack thing a little while ago at work. Just freaked out.
>>712331287
No -_-
>>712331431
yes ^_^
>>712330697
hi muffin
>>712330897
Well at least you only worry temporarily. If you can manage your anxiety and keep your head above the water, you'll be fine! 3 weeks is kinda short, you will pull through just fine!
>>712331478
No -_-
>>712331485
Hey
Yeah, Yeah!
Ah, yeah!
I live my life like there's no tomorrow
and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills
Oooh, yeah
(Ahh!) Runnin' with the devil (Ahh-hah! Yeah!)
(Woo-hoo-oo!) Runnin' with the devil
I'm gonna tell ya all about it
>>712331550
yes ^_^
As long as no one orders anything Im fine with the rest of today. But fuck today.
>>712331287
So if you "love" this 2d slut, why haven't you post her yet?
Scared embarrass?
>>712331666
Ok then satan. Sorry for disagreeing -_-
I thought the whole "I only love a 2d girl" thiing was a joke
>>712331798
i did >>712315269
>>712331837
i'm glad you finally see how it is ^_^
>>712331485
I hope so :(
I desperately need this break
>>712331403
Good to hear you got through it!
>>712331956
It's not like it was my choice or anything, i just don't want to go to hell
I mean, anything you say sir! I agree with whatever you say!
>>712331550
hola
>>712332141
How long of a break do you have before next semester? Also what are you studying for?
>>712332141
Yea. Nothing as serious as yours it seems. But you are strong enough to pull through it. Like the other anon said, just pull everything together and keep afloat and you are fine.
>>712332402
God help me. Likely a month or less.
I don't know what I'm studying for just yet. I'm in my fall term of my second year and am trying to take the easiest maths courses I can to get the general education requirements out of the way.
What about you?
>>712332402
Lets not do that. How are you?
>>712331956
Uhhh.....
Each his own I guess.
>>712332661
Nah its not so much social. I can relate to you a lot though. Gym training friend deals with a lot of that. I hope everything else is going well?
Squid grill reporting in :^)
>>712333423
Reported.
>>712332864
That's alright, you still have time to find something nice to do. I'm not going anywhere. Got a shitty job that doesn't allow me to live on my own. I'd like to go back to school but it would be worthless since I probably won't bother to look for anything else to do.
>>712332880
Nice. I'm ok, you?
>>712333537
For?
>>712333215
Yea, for me everything else is going ok. The rest of work is just me being in the coat closet which is a lot of sitting around chilling. With little social interaction. You doin anything cool right now?
>>712333307
Ohiao
>>712333307
You're a squid now
You're a kid now
>>712333966
That community is ded
>>712333651
Alright i guess. I'm kinda tired though so i'm going to bed now
>>712333754
For being a pedo
>>712333966
Tfw got a wii u just so I can play splatoon
>only ever play with chinks because of high level
>>712334280
goodnight
>>712334288
what is reverse image search :^)
>>712333966
>>712334112
>>712334327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxMnefyKYGg
>>712333651
Gee anon that sucks. I'd wish you luck on whatever your path. I'll keep trying here.
>>712333939
Nope, just posting here and on /pol/. I should really have finished a paper due Tuesday. But who the hell cares.
>>712334576
Kek
