Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>712290886
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
When i find the /b/tard that keeps posting this Clinton pic on /pol/...
Well....
Lets hope I dont....
First in
listen to the earth
Here I am at the worst place.
Claimu!
>>712303018
This is true!
I speak to Konata anon i assume?
>>712303087
Greetings, Tali.
How have you been?
Claim
>>'712303018
But i'm not
Claim.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Erika
Should I buy a figure for her birthday?
Its the 27th
>>712303907
>>712303018
>>712303275 krieger
this is true
>>712303310 yuuki
*worries about you even more*
we'll figure something out tho.
>>712303125 semen demon
she does look satisfied there
>>712303862
doing good worked out today and going ice skating later
>>712304019
forgot pic
カラミチーマス
>>712303998
Which figure?
>>712304019
Eventually we'll hang out!
Claimig Alice.
Also I didn't know there can be a waifu thread on /b/
>>712303810
Work?
trying desprately to stay awake a bit longer to try to fix my sleep schedule
people that claim a waifu in a canon relationship are sick
>>712304069
post lewds
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>712304143
hug me yuno
Claimed.
>>712304143
it's 3pm
>>712304129
you would think it should go on /a/
>>712304002
<3
>>712303998
get it anyways loser
>>712303862
yes!
>>712303773
it's not saying anything
>>712304216
what is he saying? :o
>>712304176
>cuck claimers
>>712304176
But she loves me
Pic relates it's me
>>712304313
then you aren't on g time
>>712304313
/a/ doesn't allow lewds>>712304129
>>712304129
I'm going to assume you were the one who posted >>712303776?
>>712303998
Sure, why not? As long as it's cute.
>>712304313
>you would think it should go on /a/
Nah, I just didn't expect such a quality thread on /b/
>>712303937
Hallo, wie geht's heute?
>>712304100
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B002OB42GQ/ref=aw_wl_ov_dp_1_14?colid=X7GFAYQ1N9Y6&coliid=I3CX5XPKPIOXI6
Its not super expensive but I dunno if I should ration out that money
>>712304496
Yes
>>712304137
The place I dont like working.
>>712304313
-_-
>>712304216
>
>>712304313
huehuehue
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>712304129
This is the cutest thread on /b/ and it is going to stay like this for as long as Sachi lives.
>>712303688
> claiming Ana best Wifu
>>712304100
bet on it!>>712304023
so friggin adorable
>>712304129
are you a different alice poster?
>>712304653
*hugs the TSUNNY*
>>712304427
g time?
>>712304453
then don't post them
most people here are prudes that won't post lewds anyways
>>712304502
/b/ sucks but I like waifu and trap threads
>>712304642
^_^
>>712304653
it really is tho
>>712304332
what does cuck mean?
>>712304390
you are your waifu?
>>>/r9k/32838921
A bit slower thread if anyone wants
>>712304794
I'm the same Aliceposter from both threads
>>712304859
>_<
>>712304859
g time
>>712303688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
>>712304529
Looks good, maybe see if you can find it cheaper elsewhere?
>>712304794
Yuuki is the cutest waifu here!
you niggers are fucking gay if you like shite like this
>>712304019
Oh, sounds like you're going to have fun then.
>>712304176
So they're attracted to a camera brand?
>>712304129
Well then welcome! what brings you here?
>>712304313
Ah, have you been up to anything?
>>712304529
Just don't eat next month and buy it. Worthy sacrifice.
>>712304859
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuckold
>>712305121
ayy
>>712304794
Thanks, I like hugging
Especially when I am tired
>>712304859
Here, I'll give you a (you)
Now bugger off with your fake retardation
NIE DLA PSA ZAJETA KURWO
>>712305193
What happened?
Did Vigil fall down a well?
:^)
>>712304313
i thought you could understand spic :o
why is everyone namefagging suddenly?
>>712305193
Homeless pocky eating redhead.
>>712305193
elitist
>>712305142
>Well then welcome! what brings you here?
I just went to check if /b/ is as shit as usuall, but found this thread instead
>>712303688
>>712305255
Polaczki do gazu
t. marcel
>>712304689
Kurwa?
>>712304859
>most people here are prudes who don't post lewds
that is just false anon
>>712305012
well welcome to /waifu/
>>712305104
cuteness level is an opinion
>>712305142
all of the fun tbh
>>712305185
hugs again and gives massage*
>>712304195
>>712305334
please stop being racist
and idk :o
>>712305185
I like you but you act so mean to me ;-;
just like chen
>>712305174
whoa...
>>712305142
I got pokemon ^-^
you up to anything?
>>712305039
what is g time?
>>712305016
:p
>>712305291
I just picked the first one that appeared.
>>712305360
Yes, very.
>>712305340
Yes, hi.
>>712305695
very nice fapping now
>>712305666
>checked Satan
Nope, an objective fact.
>>712305727
i'll try :o
>>712305174
>>712305104
I'll see how work goes tonight, if I make a decent some of tips then maybe.
Else I will get it for Christmas, and just marathon K-on and spend the day entirely with Yui on her birthday. See ya buds, wish me luck.
>google 'the worst waifu'
>first image is Haruhi
>google 'the best waifu'
>first image is Kurisu
At least best isnt the platinum shit Tuka.
>>712305802
Oh, well thats fair enough.
>>712305802
same
>>712305727
the correct way to look at the universe
>>712305666
>checked
I didn't ask for this
But I will accept it
>>712305727
I don't like bad jokes
Also have you ever seen me and Chen at the same time?
This is not the first time I say this but, I fucking love Occultic;Nine. Recommend for people who like mystery and shit.
>>712305934
Take it easy!
>>712305897
i'll give you she's one of the cutest
>>712306022
checked as well
>you enjoy it and you know it
keeps going*
![Syndra [27].jpg](/image/image-404.png "Syndra [27].jpg")
>>712305615
No
>>712306206
I tried.
>>712305383
Oh, well this thread is always here, you're kinda a slowpoke i must say but better late than never.
>>712305666
Good to hear!
Also checked.
>>712305727
Oh, that's cool.
Not much, listening to music right now.
>>712305802
Is rebellion any worth it?
>>712306194
We'll agree to disagree
I think I have autism :o
>>712305929
thank you
>>712306009
you're very confusing
>>712306022
it wasn't a joke at all, it's 3:30pm right now
and are you chen then?
>>712306102
=[
>>712306291
what you listening to?
>>712306540
link? :o
>>712303688
Krigers girlfriend is cute! CUTE!
>>712306622
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
>>712306499
but we do both agree that purple is the best waifu color
>>712306291
im currently watching sjw reactions to trump elections
>>712306691
Hell yeah it is
>>712306540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn8g5YwPFHM
>>712306194
tbh I never had a massage so I don't know if I enjoy that
>>712306540
yea yea
do i look heretic to you?
>>712306540
<=8
>>712306813
you look cute
but i guess looks are deceiving ._.
>>712306786
I hate hippies :o
>>712306813
where are you from tsun?
>>712306775
whoop whoop
wife also just dyed her hair purple >>712306627
i already agreed with you, are you claiming her?
>>712307036
Yes.
>>712307005
he's not a hippy, he's a prophet
>>712306540
Listening to this right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuldXSIobTQ
Gives me a Kirby 64 vibe i must say.
>>712306691
Ah, that's always fun.
>>712307264
lose the jacket? :o
do you do drugs and hug trees too?
>>712306965
looks like my dick
>>712307005
thanks but you haven't seen me
>>712307036
the Netherlands, why?
>>712306691
Watching those almost feels like watching Youtube Poop, except with much more shrieking and melodrama.
When they see Vince Neil take the place to play for the inauguration, it probably still won't settle in that this is 100% reality.
>>712307462
I'm talking about your waifu ya dingus :o
>>712307036
Nice, is it just like highlights or is her entire hair purple?
>>712307134
ok welcome to /waifu/ any idea what her name is?
>>712307345
agreed their tears are delicious
>>712307462
if you were close i'd arrange a meet up...but i'm in cali
>>712307473
the delusion only makes it funnier
>>712307374
I do one of those things
>>712307553
entire hair
>tali
>>712307630
I really hope it's the jacket :o
>>712307609
do you have a girlfriend?
>>712307523
then don't say I am cute
Say yuno is cute, and she is thanks
>>712307618
kek aren't you married? Also you know I'm a guy right?
Yea too bad everyone is from America, I would love to meet some of you guys
There is a Belgian claimer though, I'm probably going to a convention with him
>>712307647
Oh dang, that's cool. I like girls with dyed hair, like highlights and streaks though.
>>712307785
you could possibly be cute
and we all roleplay as our waifu anyways
you don't see me talk to sachi by calling him steven ya dingus :o
>>712307736
I wasn't talking about that part
>>712307736
If i had one i wouldn't be on this thread
>>712308118
my girlfriend likes to post on the threads every so often :o
>>712308108
so which is it then?
>>712306443
Of course it is.
>>712307973
possibly, I could also possibly be a abomination of mankind
Yea maybe some do, I guess it is easier to just give each other nicknames based on their waifu
I mean people call me tsun, but yuno definitly isn't tsundere
>>712307973
antonio:
>>712308347
the drug part
>>712307785
Well, I'm from the UK. But I don't really like face to face interaction that much.
>>712308349
Then I might as well get to watching it then. How's life treating you?
>>712308419
ramirez :o
>>712308363
I think everyone is cute so don't worry about it
are you saying you want a nickname?
ok, tuna
>>712308500
you don't do them, right?
>>712308533
I'm doing good, just finished playing some Heroes of the Storm.
You?
>>712308596
I have
>>712308533
what country?
england?
>>712308347
Somehow i don't believe you
>>712308683
I don't like people who drink and drug...
but I can still be your friend :o
>>712308760
I'm always serious :o
>>712308794
:o
I only did it once
>>712308533
I meant it more for people I have grown close with lately, ofcourse meeting up with random people from 4chan isn't what I desire.
>>712308596
Alright I guess I'll take it
No I already have one, discount tsudere-chan
Ask sacho about it, he made it up
>>712308821
Now i know you're lying
>>712307618
There's something karmic about the delusion and tears- 4 years arguing about bathrooms, gender pronouns, and categorizing everything let Trump walk through an open door. Glorious.
>>712308962
it's no fun for everyone to call you same nickname tuna
>>712308920
thank you then
I like you again
>>712308974
:o
>>712308962
Wales.
>>712308621
I'm drinking soup and watching random youtube videos I suppose.
>>712308962
Everyone's a random person until you get to meet them
Ive been here an hour and I want to go home
>>712309418
oh you shag sheep
:ok
>>712309230
Fine call me tuna if you want
Might I ask what made you decide this was a fitting name for me though?
>>712309418
I would say I know enough of these people to not call them random anymore
I know how pathetic I sound when I say it but I feel closer to some of them then I have ever felt with an IRL friend
>>712309502
>Once you start counting time it's too late. REEEEEE
Over/under on the number of waifu threads before your shift is over? I assume it's pretty dead over there?
>>712309891
you are mean like a fish :o
tsun looks like tuna
>>712309388
any plans for the weekend cutie? :o
I guess it's also my birthday today.
>>712310106
happy birthday :o
>>712309230
-_-
>>712310002
are fishes mean? how so?
that's fair enough
>>712310275
did you slam your face on your keyboard typing your name?
>>712310284
they act fishy :o
and thank you tuna I like it
>>712310071
sleeping
>>712309891
I wouldn't knock it, the way things are now, it's easier to be closer to people online than IRL if you choose to. Hell, I met my wife sometime ago over a small message board talking about video games and other stuff similar to what's done here.
>>712310601
I want you to sleep with me :o
and enjoy your rest ^-^
>>712309891
I have very few people that I would call close, if any, Both online and IRL, but it's never been cause for concern, so I can't really call you pathetic for that.
>I know enough of these people
Enough of these people, or enough about these people?
>>712310106
Happy Birthday.
>>712310741
I like sleeping by myself for now
I already slept a lot today so I'm not going back to sleep until later
>>712310428
No i just punched it a bit
>>712310961
>for now
:)
and good I don't know why you would sleep at 4:20pm
>>712310978
nerd bully slut
>>712311073
y
>>712310428
but acting fishy isn't the same as being mean
>>712310616
I know I am happy the way things are now, it's is just a bit less of a secure friendship if that makes sense.
That's cool though congrats, how long ago did that happen?
>>712310826
I'm sorry to hear that, but I guess people function differently. I guess only normal people would call it pathetic but I don't care about that.
Oh the latter, sorry English isn't my first language and it is getting kinda late
>>712310978
Hey foxgun
>>712311132
I've done it before
>>712310978
>>712311212
being deceitful is pretty mean
>>712311232
I never sleep during the day because it just feels like life is slipping away and I don't want to waste it
>>712311378
I can't control when I sleep
so many fucking weebs in this thread
>>712311580
I'm not a weeb :o
>>712311543
just don't sleep lol
stop staying up all night
>>712311378
it isn't deceitful by definition
it is just being suspecious but that doesn't mean they're guilty
>>712311701
I have narcolepsy
>>712310106
Nice pic.
>>712311212
Different strokes to move the world. My stroke is particularly jittery in that area though, considering my situation.
It's fine, it wasn't a huge fault either way.
>>712311790
suspicious people are always guilty :o
then they wouldn't be questioned
>>712311813
that sounds like a special snowflake term
what does it do?
>>712311212
I'm dating myself, but we decided to meet up back in '03, after a couple of years chatting/posting and maintained a distance relationship until we both finished University and I landed a job to secure some money for her move to the States.
Married 6 years now, but it started with regular old posting and getting to know her mind more than anything over time. Since I wasn't the most social back then, it killed a lot of that upfront anxiety when it was time to actually meet RL.
>>712310978
Best hat.
it's over. it's done. the ultimate wife has been claimed. you can leave now.
>>712312097
That happened quite a few posts ago.
>>712310266
>>712310826
Thank you.
>>712311915
Top tier edits.
>>712311952
What is up if I may ask?
Yea true but it could cause for some confusion
>>712311958
That's not true
I always wear a hoodie, thus making me look suspicious
But I wouldn't even harm a fly
>>712312094
wow in 03? Damn you can call yourself lucky, nice job tough. That is some dedication
>>712311132
I don't know
>>712312418
nothing suspicious about hating the cold
>>712312097
that's not maki :o
>>712312566
what are we gonna do with you?
>>712311958
It's a neurological disorder that affects how much control you have over sleeping
so I basically can't control when I sleep
>>712312318
>>712312242
Right about here >>712305340
>>712312418
Sure, if you care to know, I am actually on the autism spectrum. Also I haven't left my house for social events in about 2 months. I also need to sleep in a bit probably, so if I stop responding that'll be why.
>>712312094
Wait, you aren't from the states? What's your country of origin?
>>712312704
I miss homo and kagami :(
>>712312703
what if you're driving and fall asleep? :o
>>712312870
then I would crash and die
but that hasn't happened yet
>>712309962
Ive been about even.
>grill as low temp as physically possible
>still burns the bacon
>they expect me to make sandwiches
>get bumrushed by people wanting bacon egg rolls
>>712313020
why is the pokeball a dog? :o
and good, you should hire a personal driver
>>712312643
I don't know -_-
>>712312717
I see, thanks for sharing. Well if you don't need it then it doesn't really matter right?
Any hobbies to keep you busy though?
that's fine, I am going to sleep soon as well
>>712310106
>
>>712313255
Yuuko
>>712313103
it's an alpaca
I'm not that worried about it
>>712313255
hello
>>712312717
Can't disagree, everyone has a different ideal of perfection, glad to know you found yours.
>>712312870
I miss the times Konata and Sachii weren't autistic.
.
>>712313384
I'm not though I'm always serious :o
I miss our ship...
>>712313360
does your waifu like those dogs?
I worry about dying every day
This ship is sinking.
>>712313315
:D
>>712313338
You~
>>712313360
Hello darling.
Gearing up for Christmas?
>>712313549
Why do I even bother with her anymore?
>>712313563
A cute
>>712313593
Forgot my picture
I'm mugi
>>712311132
Holy shit, rude
>>712311212
Hey Tsun, I kinda just stopped posting in the threads for some reason.
>>712311242
We did it fam
>>712313603
Together we will be strong.
>>712313675
No u ~
I added you on league btw
>>712313874
:3
>>712313518
I guess
I don't know how I feel about dying
>>712313593
Yes
>>712313800
my man
>>712313928
Are we talking to our self?
I believe that's a sign of insanity.
>>712313874
>I kinda just stopped posting in the threads for some reason.
That reason is Discord my friend.
>>712313968
You'd be correct, we are showing signs of mental unstability.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
>>712313951
dying is the end of life, it's the end of everything
it's very scary and I don't want to die :o
>>712314042
Hah, very true.
See you later, yeah?
I'll miss you.
>>712314124
Yeparoo, see you.
>>712313874
I know why
A certain app got you distracted
Why even come back?
I mean, most people don't
>>712313946
No no, U!
Oh, I don't remember giving my user but alright
How long have you been playing?
>>712313384
how long ago was that? :o
>>712313800
You don't look like mugi though
prove it
>>712313951
I can get behind this
>>712314241
Like half a year ago, time flies.
>>712313518
Autists take the wrong things too seriously.
>>712314438
I guess I'm an autist for caring about you guys
>>712314228
on an off since season 3 but i was silver 3 in season 3
>>712314438
i didn't get a vaccine half a year ago
how did i catch autism? :o
>>712314089
it could be, nobody knows
>>712314325
I should wait until next month
that is mugi
>>712314603
Shhh don't spoil the fun
So many anons look different now~
>>712313951
My boy
>>712314325
Memes
>>712313946
Hey man, what's up?
>>712314023
You be quiet heretic
>>712314228
It feels wrong not to
>>712314522
Nice filename
>>712313384
>I miss the times Konata and Sachii weren't autistic.
I am in agreement with this statement.
>>712314603
I don't believe in an afterlife so it is to me :o
