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Stoners and drug users of /b/ gather round, tell me something interesting, let's have a discussion.

Also:
>if dubs you must get ungodly drunk and high tonight
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I dont need dubs to know what I would do
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Bump
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>>712280289
Ordering drugs is cheaper.
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>>712280347
Are you getting high my good sir?
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I'll tell you this.. OP is a faggot
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>>712280415
What do you mean by this?
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>>712280486
OP here, I can confirm that I enjoy semen in my butthole
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If my dealer comes around today i'll be getting baked as shit and playing vidya at a friends. Dubs or not.

Help me channel a bit of Kek's energy into making him text me, guys. I hate messaging him because i feel like an addict who can't go without when i do. So i generally wait, even though he's said he forgets a lot and i should be constantly reminding him.

Checkem, and praise.
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>>712280588
Dubs have spoken regardless, you must message him you absolute cuck
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>>712280588
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>>712280724
Where might one find such a chunky doobie?
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>>712280792
that's a roll of paper towel on fire
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>>712280867
Nah, that's definitely the devil's cabbage
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>>712280289

If perception is reality, every time you get fucked up you alter reality. Reality is what exists when you stop believing it. If your fucked up memories don't go away after you sober up that makes them real. If witnesses recall something different that makes two alternate realities. If alternate realities are occurring simultaneously where are we that makes it possible to exist in both?
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>>712280986
Would reality exist without perception? Or does reality exist only because of perception?
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Rolling for duuubs
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>>712280588

You got the 8's now you're possibilities are ∞
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There is no reality if there isn't consciousness there to perceive it
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Xcodeh is bae
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Been high all morning since 3am fagfucks
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Rolling
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>>712281200
Nice, you look 12 though
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dubs or no dubs, its happening
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>>712281280
Right on, what're you gonna be smoking tonight anon?
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>>712280986
You're an idiot. Read 1984.
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I stopped getting high in 2012.
Greatest thing I've ever done.
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>>712281113
Unknowable and arguably irrelevant.
Realities without perception may exist but with nobody to perceive them they are realities caught in limbo, perhaps.
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Any experiences on LSD while being sick with a cold? Is it just a big no no all round or can it be done?
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>>712280488
>>712280588
>>712281200

Just harvesting the dubs
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>>712281436
I'm a bit jealous. I stop frequently and go months without, but generally come to the conclusion of "all that's changed is that it takes 15 mins to fall asleep instead of 5 and i worry more about life"

So i start smoking again.

>>712281502
praise
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>>712281453
Just don't take a massive dose, how bad do you feel?
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have to work tomorrow
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>>712280289
ive recently discovered a very high cbd strain that my dispensary sells. Eliminated my chronic back pain. I dont have to take norco any more. Doesnt even get me high...awesome for work days. I hope thats interesting. The strain is called Ringos Gift.
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>>712281436
Why did you stop?
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>>712281633
2bad
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>>712281633
Dubs, you have to get wasted. Kek has spoken
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What you prefer to do after Stimulants?
except sex and fap, cuz I only doin this
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>>712281665
Sound great man, I'm guessing you're American? I unfortunately live somewhere where it's illegal
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>>712280986
>If perception is reality, every time you get fucked up you alter reality. Reality is what exists when you stop believing it. If your fucked up memories don't go away after you sober up that makes them real. If witnesses recall something different that makes two alternate realities. If alternate realities are occurring simultaneously where are we that makes it possible to exist in both?
you maybe think you sound deep but actually you sound fucking stupid
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>>712281591
My only symptoms are a vague sense of feeling like shit, having no energy during the day, geting sleepy really early in the evening and like a sneeze once a day that makes my chest tingly.
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>>712281569
That made my brain feel fuzzy
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>>712281113

Well I do believe the definition of reality I provided would say that reality would in fact exist without perception. Even if all beings that could perceive were to be erased and there suddenly was nothing, that would be the reality. My question then becomes, do we need something to believe a possibility for a reality to exist? If we take reality to be what persists when we stop believing it, than does a persistent belief create a reality we exist in? Did that make any sense? Thank you for the reply. This is engaging
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>>712280986
Reality exists regardless of an observer, humans arent special, you can cry yourself to sleep now
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>>712281742
Music, get some groovy music on, get WILD
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>>712281830
yeah...i live in nevada...i have a medical card, although recreational weed will be legal next year here.
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>>712281897
I don't think taking a small dose would do any harm but I wouldn't go full out tripping because you might not be in the right mindset because you're sick.

Do you have any weed?
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>>712281674
Well I started off with weed and alcohol. Then I progressed to coke, pills, and speed. My life spun out of control, was on the path of either prison or death.

I tried quitting many of times, I'd tell myself I would only drink or smoke weed but would always end up mixing them with harder stuff.

The only way for me to stay clean is to stay clean from everything.

I had to re-learn how to live my life. My memory is unbelievable now...I can easily remember things from years ago clearly.
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>>712281347

That book depressed the hell out of me. I think it was the start of my teenage angst. I saw that ability to betray within myself. Someone could do the same to me. Poor Julia. And what about the man who's kid turned him in? That poor sap. And this is the internet. Even on this board saying the wrong thing or failing to speak properly gets you ridiculed. That's why I tell people having kids that their kids will love the internet more than them.

Tl;dr What's 1984 got to do with simultaneous alternate realities?
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>>712280289
dude im already getting ungodly drunk and high tonight

going to see Lil Uzi Vert and Joey Bada$$
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>>712281453

One time tripped on Easter with a cold. My chest felt crazy. Hard to get comfortable. Still a rad time though
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>>712281909
Was there always something? Before the universe came into existence was there nothing? Or is nothing still something?
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>>712282146
I'm glad you turned yourself around, sounded like you were falling down the spiral of addiction, which is a disease of course
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>>712282398
Hell yeah niggercuck

>I have no idea who they are
>rap artists I presume
>too lazy to Google it
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>>712282077
No I don't, unfortunately. I think I'll just have a glass of wine tonight, whatever. I already knew I shouldn't do any acid while sick, but thank you for the advice.

Also here's a pic of all of my acid, each cube is about 150ug.
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>>712282415
I read that in a stereotypical stoner/hippy voice
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>>712282674
Nice, save them for a better time. I wish I had some, I've been feeling the need to trip recently
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Quick question, where can I get weed?

First time user, in a city of around 40 000 people. I have friends who smoke but knowing them they'd get me some bad shit and want twice what the dealer would want.
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>>712282292
A big point raised by the book is that reality is completely independent of perception.
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>>712282416
Just shut up dude.
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Rollin for dubs because i've got about half a sheet leftover.
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>>712282814
The only options you have is either ask your friends or go around the city and ask people that look like stoners, maybe outside a bar or something
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>>712282146
ah, i see. i'm purely weed, i don't even drink anymore. Never done anything else. I haven't even increased my pot intake in something like a year and a half of smoking nightly
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>>712281453
I had pink eye while tripping for the first time. Wasn't really a problem, but the feeling of itch and burn in my eyes got pretty annoying at the comedown. Not a very huge dosage though, keep that in mind.
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>>712282904
Forget the damn dubs my NIGGA
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>>712282814
you either need to post where you're from so we can help, or ask your friends. Otherwise your only option is asking strangers, and FUUUUCK that
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>>712282814
Stand on a corner a lively saturday eve and ask cool young people passing by "Hey do you know a guy?"
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>>712282975
Someone farted in your face ?
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OP here, about to go smoke a fatty, no arguments whilst I'm gone you degenerates
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>>712280289
Checkingham
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>>712283057
What can I say, it's my fetish. Still worth it.
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>>712282814
just go to the mall and yell "where the weed at" and niggas will just be runnin up to you
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>>712283031
Poland, city near Germanistan.
>>712283202
No niggers here mate, and it rules.
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I'm 21, I live with my parents, and I smoke in my room, though it's been around 3 months I haven't smoked, because of school and work, but school finished yesterday, and I'm hitting my dealer up tonight.
The thing is, three months ago, it was still hot, and I would just clise the door, put something like a towel at the bottom, open my two windows, and smoke, i would even turn on an old fan to keep everything moving, and it was fine. Any tips for now that it's pretty cold outside and I can't really open my windows every night, that could give me away, or I would juat have to wait when my parents left some day or something. Any comments appreciated.

>inb4 move out and smoke all you want
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>>712281864

Only because it has no practical use in real life. Look man we could have the same abstract and make it real practical. There are too many variables to determine what makes a good life. Money, sex, virtue, longevity etc. You are given the variables that mean the most to you by various genetic and social forces. Those variables are more important than you, they've been and will be here longer than you, and they only exist because people before and after also believe them. How do you change what a variable means to someone or a generation of people?
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>>712283484
smoke outside retard
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>>712283484
Dude the smoke stank will give you away eventually, just put on a sweater, lean out of the window and then smoke up.
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>>712283484
You're 21, do what you want faggot.
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I love acid, but all my friends are just sceptical. Kinda sad to not having anyone to trip with. My current friends are pretty close minded though, thinking about finding a community near where I live that is interested in anything psychedelic, but it's hard to find.
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>>712282416

Bro given the fact that nothing has a name it's something. A complete absence of everything is as inconceivable as infinity. It reminds me of a good joke

>>712282825

I'll have to revisit it. You might like this joke too.

God sat alone at the edge of the universe and he turned to the devil and asked "why isn't this good enough?" The devil replied "I do not know." God laughed and said "well! That makes two of us!"
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>>712283484
If you have a microwave in your room you can make popcorn everytime u get baked.
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>>712282717

Rad
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Does anyone have a guide to buying of the dark Web?
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>>712283040
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>>712280289
Roll
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>>712283756
Dude everyone was sceptical at one point. I was the most fuckiong str8 edge retard untill one day I just went fuck it and "tried" weed. Boom instant catharsis. Just make em try it out you know, just to see how it is, it's not bad for you or naythang.
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The plan was to get fucked up anyways
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rolling
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>>712284092
The thing is, all of them are pretty heavy cannabis users, at least one joint a day, one of them smokes at least 3 a day. Drugs is not a problem for them, so I stil haven't completely understood their point of view.
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>>712280289
I already am ungodly ggigh, but yesterday i went to my parents completely fucking stoned and i dont think thew noticed.
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>>712284358
most parents don't want to notice those things
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my dealer moved across the country and now I cant find one
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>>712283484
Why don't you just smoke out your window? That's what I do, with a joint of course, it'd be hard hitting a bong whilst dangling out your window lol
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Be nice
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How often do you get high? I can only get to my dealer every 1-2 months so I buy in bulk, I smoke on weekends, I'd smoke more if I had the money
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>>712280289
I wanna smoke so bad but i live in a new area and cant find anyone. I also work night shifts so this could be hard to do
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>>712284901
Be rice

Be ice

Beyonce
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Rolling
if no dubs, still will get high and go for a drink.
If trips, stay home, and will never again do drugs.
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>>712284497
Most parents notice, but either ignore it or don't really care.
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>>712285028
That sucks, you'll have to keep on looking, you'll get to know stoners there sooner or later and get a contact
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>>712284901
Rolling
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>>712285215
Again
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>>712285245
Mee
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Man I have smoked myself into another realm I swear
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>>712285245
I want tô have some resson tô get high
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>>712285342
If this post is dubs you get high
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>>712285183
I mean I see people smoking here all the time but I live in a rough area and dont wanna get jacked. I might just befriend some people at work who seem like a steriotypical stoner.
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>>712280289
https://youtu.be/EZkbKQO_KwA
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>>712285412
That's probably your best bet. So many people smoke weed, one of your coworkers will be stoners
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>>712280289
something interesting.


>if dubs you must get ungodly drunk and high tonight
shame i already am
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>>712285470
Why would you want to watch someone eat tacos?
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Plenty of experience here of recreational and medicinal plant usage.
Home grown early skunk and a bit of Charles, this Saturday evening. London fag, checking in.
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>>712285596
Put your thumb up your bum
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>>712285658
Very nice fellow Britbong, are you getting super baked tonight?
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wat do lads
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>>712285816
just hit that pipe, supping some Oranjeboom(shanka), and about to polish off the sniff. How about your good self?
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Anyone got any trippy gifs or pictures?
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>>712280289
MA medical marijuana patient here.
I was standing in line waiting on Bob (dispensary security guard) to let us in...met a girl I am currently fucking behind my wifes back
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>>712285917
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>>712285028
Where do you live?
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>>712285914
That's a pretty funky pipe, haven't got any sniff unfortunately but I'm just getting baked. I'm pretty baked right now, I can feel my head vibrating

>shit I must have a brain tumour
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drunk and high all last night, haven't drank/ate anything for 2+ Days
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>>712285972
You motherfucking pimp, is she hot?
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>>712286004
Nice try police man. I like in the USA
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>>712285699
would rather not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC_DBzokHA4
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>>712285984
Love the colours
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>>712286105
Round 2 tonight faggot
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bought 1plsd from that site. you know the one. everbody telling me its the best shit and cheap and fast. hasnt delivered yet. guess I got scammed?
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>>712286143
Depends on you definition of hot...I'm 46..I like MILF/GILF as much as I like teen/20s pussy
The chick I met would be considered a hot milf
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>>712286241
got no money, could get high from glue or spray paint.
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>>712286250
Post pics
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>>712286245
How many days has it been?
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I just popped like 2mg of xanax so I don't need your shit dubs
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>>712280289
Ayy lmao, here we go!
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>>712286305
Please don't be a retard anon, haven't you get enough money to get some cheap ass cider or something?
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>>712281450 is thought a perception? It's not a sense, right? If thought is a perception then how can you know you're who is thinking right now in your head?
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>>712286245
Make sure you didn't throw any junk mail away, they have pretty good stealth packaging.
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We are all a collection of atoms, 'drugs' merely alter our perception of 'reality'.
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>>712286404
Thought is a part of perception
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just finished a MDMA run from last night till today.
Techno-house party.

shit was fucking cash
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>>712285917
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>>712286318
Shhheeeiiiittttt...this woman is married too...I got a few pics...not anything NSFW....but her damn kids lurk /b/.../k/.../fit/ and a few other boards...if I post her pics...her kids will know Im bangin hr...cant risk that man
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>>712286464
Is there a purpose to life?
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>>712286549
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>>712286322
3 days. gonna wait til monday, then send an email. no confirmation on delivery, maybe my bank fucked up, gotta check that too on monday

>>712286426
they dont deliver in that style but I did that too. still having all junk mail cuz I'm paranoid.
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>>712286562
I understand that, but if this post is dubs then you have to
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>>712286584
>>712286611
The only purpse in life is the one you create yourself
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>>712286404
thanks, I couldn't put it into words before
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>>712286667
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I have experienced ayahuasca and mushroom healing experiences, rituals performed with intention. An undeniable, overwhelmingly powerful connection to nature and the biosphere, with all of its intrinsic answers to our questions, was felt, its edges explored.
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>>712286722
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>>712286402
no,not really can be barely afford rent
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>>712286667
So if I decide to not have a purpose then what am I?
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rollin' doobies down by the river
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>>712286631
If the mailman asks you to sign for anything, don't do it. Delays like this can be a sign of a controlled delivery, if you indeed didn't get scammed.
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>>712286752
I want to try ayahuasca, but have no idea how you get to participate in a ritual. Tell me more.
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>>712286351
why do people take xanax? It doesn't even do anything unless i OD and all that it does is make me lose time.
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>>712286631
3 days wtf lol, you are way too paranoid

give it time to ship before you assume you were scammed
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>>712286752
Tell me more about that feeling
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>>712286799
heh, why not. that's a nice way of thinking too. don't cling onto purposes. just live for the day.
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>>712282674
kvalitets røyk..?
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>>712286931
I'm sure that's what Buddhists believe, I really vibe with Buddhists
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>>712286814
thanks.

>>712286875
yeah I hope. most of them said it was there the day after they ordered, that's why.
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>>712286799
Just an exchange of energy that moves from one form to another. A program that does what it is purpsed to, creating offspring and passing DNA. All of us means nothing anyways, whatever humans do will never leave a visible impact on the usniverse. Our purpose doesn't mean shit.

Just do what you like to do, moreal is created by humasn as well, don't give a fuck about that. We have been murdering each other for as long as we have existed.
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got drunk n high yesterday..but lets see if i can do it today again
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>>712286584
'Life' is the total conscious energy in the bioshpere. Its purpose is to exist. You are part of it. Does it feel good to you to try and make the biosphere elegant, and as beneficial to all as possible, or not? I feel the purpose, or meaning if you will, of life is to develop mutually beneficial relationships, everywhere.
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Im on my way to greatness as we speak.
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>>712287044
Nice to meet you fellow nihilist
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>>712281569
First time I took LSD(2) it hit while i was watching TheReportOfTheWeek review a pizza. I thought golem was talking to me.
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>>712287028
>I really vibe with Buddhists
That's because Buddhists believe in vibing with you.
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>>712287119

hmm trying again ..
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>>712287129
I feel you
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>>712287134
Greetings. How is your night?
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>>712280289
I would but the guy I was gonna buy from decided to not show up last night fml
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>>712287150
That dude is soooo fucking weird
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>>712287279
Meaningless yet pleasant, and yours?
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>>712287294
This happens way too often for me, I need a new dealer.
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>>712280289
better not get dubs, I got work at 2am tomorrow.
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>>712287361
whew, thank god.
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>>712287294
Drug dealers are so unreliable
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>>712287427
No, that's just you
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>>712287197
tryin again ... dont wanna sit sober all evening
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>>712287361
Just get hecked up
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>>712287469
What?
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>>712287481
fuck
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Get
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>>712287560
If this post is dubs you get wasted, I always get dubs.

Check 'em
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I feel fucking guilty about toking up even just a little bit. It was totally fine when i was a teenager but i'm 21 now working a dead end job for no possibility of a better future any time soon. Really makes smoking a bummer, and it feels just plain wrong. What do you guys think?
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>>712287622
Checked
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>>712287622
Told you
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Don't need dubs to get drunk, faggot.
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You be jealous if I told you I get it a ounce for only 100$ not bad
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>>712287640
I'm not quite sure I understand why you feel guilty, please explain in more detail
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>>712287622
WOW .. THANK YOU MAGIC ANON
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>>712286820
Ayahuasca now seems to have been turned into something of an industry, so you need to take care when choosing a shaman to lead your journey. Ask questions of their training and their intention behind spreading the medicine.
The experience itself will definitely be mentally and physically challenging, as well as helping you see past the layers of bullshit you've built up around yourself in your mind.
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>>712287640

It is, in your situation. Probably, if you wanted to get a better job, then they would piss test you. Since you can't past their introductory piss test, then you're fucking up, particularly if you are unsatisfied with your current state of employment.
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>>712287751
Have fun fag
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>>712280588
I guarantee you your dealer would love it if you texted him, every time you do its an opportunity to make money for him.

I know you don't wanna feel like an addict, but that's a silly reason not to text your dealer. He probably deals to real tweakers who can be scary, pot smokers are typically chill and dealing to them is easy. The difference between being addicted and enjoying weed isn't defined by when or how much you are getting, but by your ability to say no to smoking it when you know you have things you need to be sober for to do.
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>>712287738

What about 2 for $80?
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>>712287758
This
So much this
I hate this so much
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>>712282814
If you see someone buying cigarillos from a gas station, theyre most likely going to roll a blunt. Just ask one of them, esp if they look nigga as fuck
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>>712286877
During the mushroom journey I felt, deeply, through every cell of my body, that all of those cells were connected to all the other cells of all the other living things on the planet.
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>>712287339
Mostly the same.

>>712287758
Yeah, I want the real deal, full experience and all, but I have no idea how to contact a shaman. Do I just travel to Peru and find some guy somewhere?

Also, I'm not intending to do ayahuasca to have a good time. I want to see myself for what I am, both bad and good. I want to learn.
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rolling
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>>712287962
Sounds enlightening
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>>712282416
go browse /x/ a bit bro, you'll love some of the threads there
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>>712287962

What if I told you our universe was not but a single cell, operating within a multicellular organism, that we refer to as God?
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If I must
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Going to roll on some MDMA in early December..
Can't wait honestly <3

>>Does this look like MDMA? It is 125mg-150mg capsules

The piece of paper in the back, my dealer included a piece of paper that leads me to rollsafe.org . So I can trip safely and reduce as much risk as possible,, I've already been doing my own homework for months, so already knew everything that site offered. But it was nice to see my dealer actually cares somewhat.

Oh yeah, its gonna be my first time doing anything else than weed..
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>>712288318
What if you did?
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>>712288647
Also some indoor he sells, the strain is called: "LSD" .. havent bought any of it though, havent smoked weed in quite a while. I also think its need a better trim job, but it has some nices hairs and trichomes
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>>712280289
rolllan
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>>712288318
Here is some food for thought
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>>712288866
enjoy
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>>712287758
ok stop it that makes me stuck
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Me and my dude were parked behind a hotel smoking crack. Cops almost arrested us.
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>>712280289
When you reach for the mouthwash and gargle from the pee bottle instead.
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I mean I guess I can always call up my dealer. Might as well spend the last amount of money I have. Rolling.
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>>712288803
Better trim job? Really?
Dude, with the trichome coverage, over bushy-ish buds, more trimming would be both wasteful and pointless.
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>>712289210
Smoking stems is fucking terrible, it's strait carbon and it makes the taste less bearable
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>>712280458
I is gettin' high right now and also here there is no dubs needed for that
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>>712289357
Who said anything about stems?
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>>712289498
misread ya pal
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>>712289357
Stems taste shit and ruin taste of joint the only time I could have them in my joint would be when I wouldn't have any proper stuff to smoke and so you are very right bro
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>>712289210
Sorry bro, I live in a pretty rural area and dont really have access to good weed. I just thought that, more leaf and less bud, means not as good weed, since its the bud that gets you high and not the leaf, without mentioning the trichomes tho.. It is here in South Africa, and he asks R170 for 1gram, which is basically $11 per gram,, but weed is expensive here, especially indoor, its quite rare too, you dont just find dealers who actually sell indoor, and no im not just looking in the wrong places, its a thing, buuuttt, in the bigger cities, especially the 1 state/province, it is more prominent
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>>712286799
Ready to die.
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>>712289210
Bud looks taste
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>>712288309
I might just do that, never explored that board before
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>>712289150
Happens all the time
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I have a youtube channel meant to be watched while your getting high, i basically crack dark jokes and do stupid things to my body https://youtu.be/pLD_KaKafQE
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>>712289798
it's just roleplay, 8 chans /x/ will get you around that
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>>712289798
its mostly filled with conspiracy theory threads, creepy greentext stories and other random shit.. but there are some "meaning of life" "what happens after death" "different dimensions" "far out high type thoughts" its really quite interesting to browse those threads
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>>712289898
Damn, I was skeptical at first but you're actually pretty funny. I'll subscribe
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>>712290098
>>712289798
>>>/x/18344398
here you go
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Dropping 2CB soon.
Anyone got any 2CB stories?
How good is it?
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>>712290266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h_i4X-sktI
his channel is great too
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doobs
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>>712290337
Thanks, I watch him from time to time, but haven't seen this
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>>712290161
Thanks!!
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>>712289781
That shit was outdoor grown, Malawi gold. Incredible, energising, body-high, with total mental clarity.
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>>712282814
bellhops at a hotel. or literally anyone that isn't at the front desk and works at a hotel. they all smoke weed.
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>>712290161
ill subscribe 2
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>>712289898
cute cat dude XD
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>>712283935
Underrated post. I laughed harder than I probably should have.
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Do you think smoking a cigarette in my room will hide the smell of weed? I smoke through the window and accidentally blew smoke into my room and now it kinda stinks. I still live with my parents
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How do you guys get your drugs? I'd rather not be meeting with some shady Fuck just to try some weed.
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>>712290955
Through friends mostly
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>>712290955

Order online. Home shippment. Darknet is awesome.
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>>712280289
ROLLING FOR GETTING HIGH Lol
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>>712291079
I'm way too pussy to do that, still live with my parents. I might do it when I move out. Plus I don't really understand bitcoins or encryption or any of that
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>>712291201
This. I know how to get to the deep web but live with parents and can't risk it.
>>712291079
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>>712290940
depends if they know u smoke cigs bro, dont spray a huge ton of deodarant, that will give you away, maybe do something that gives off super strong smell, make popcorn? smoke another cig? fart? theyll only smell it if they come into your room, so just keep door closed and exit room, smell will be completely out within an hour
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>>712291201

Loads of guides online. Where I live the only thing on the street is hash which I personally refuse to smoke. I want that green sticky icky and the quality is usually top notch!
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>>712291298
>>712291201

High stealth on packages. Just tell your parents that you ordered something online?
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>>712291301
They know I smoke cigs so I'll just have a few and spray some deodorant, maybe I'm being a bit paranoid too
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>>712291201
I still live with my parents, and this seems like the best way to buy bud imo. I know how to get Bitcoins and shit but the only thing I'm worried about is the bulkiness and smell of weed getting smelled during shipment
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>>712290651
Lol yeah, hes got a bum leg, so we take extra care of him :) he pops up sometimes in older videos, like the Hsrambe acoustic song :) https://youtu.be/pLD_KaKafQE
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>>712291356
How many time have you ordered?
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>>712291484
I wonder how much trouble you'd get into if you got caught, could you just completely deny that you don't know anything about the package?
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>>712291552

How many times? Strange question dude..
But about 1-2 a month for about two years now.
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>>712291472
yeah chill out bro, it'll be all good ;)
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Lurking
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>>712291746
Do you use a Nick name? Or do they write a random name on the package. Also how do you pay for it?
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>>712291746
I'd like to inform you that I am indeed the FBI, we're coming for you nigger
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>>712291924
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I've got a question about growing if any one can help me out. It's my first time growing and I've chosen to do a dwc in a 5 gallon bucket. My question is after I germinate, does it go into rockwool, and then into the the nest pot with my medium or does the germinated seed go directly into my medium. I had a hard time finding how to start the grow after germination.
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Drugs are bad, get a job losers.
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>>712280289
If dubs I am already ungodly drunk and high.
>barely past noon where I am.
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>>712292322
gtfo of here, you dont agree with this thread? why come here then? I dont like trap threads, I dont go in there and tell them they are all faggots
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>>712292469
Nice bruh, what's your poison?
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>>712292469
69 confirms.
>better than dubs.
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>>712292322
I make 135k a year. :)
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>>712292550
Drinking rice wine, hard apple cider and some killer weed (bubblegum kush).
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>>712292504
Contribute to society you fucking degenerates, I've been in the military for 13 years and for what? So you stoners can puff away your lives talking about the universe.
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>>712291966

I order it in my full name to my home adress.

>>712292054
Luckily the feds can't reach me due to that I don't live in that states. So go fuck yourself nigger.
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>>712292728
Well, I'm smoking the weed, not drinking it!
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>>712292728
Now that's a concoction I'm sure will lead to a funky state of mind, enjoy it bruh
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>>712292830
How did you know I was black?
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>>712280289
Bought an edible when I was 16. It was in dose large enough to split between 4 people and fuck them up, but I ate the entire thing. I was so out of my mind, drooling, gf was wondering if I was still alive. First time hallucinating. I was in a neon light desert and shit was cool af. Finally started coming down and I threw up. Just remember the neon light desert and being thirsty af. Good times.
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>>712292877

Stick to the thread or get of my /b/. Dead giveaway for the common nigger.
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>>712293070
That sounds quite frightening, that'd put me off weed
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>>712293085
*teleports behind you*

*Rapes you*

Nothing personal kidd
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>>712292782
It's not like you think. There's many of us with professional careers that has nothing to do with fast food.
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>>712293322
Double dubs, get double fucked up

Kek demands
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV7aPv4vQ1Y
Get high with Professor Soap fellas
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To get fucked up or not - let the gods decide
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>>712281168
Solipsist
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>>712280289
Rolling for good high
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>>712292782
sorry dude, i dont live in the us, but I respect that you were in the military and served your country with your life.. but I guess you are actually fighting for freedom and the privliege to have freedom of choice? sooo...... and I do believe Im not a degenerate, I have a decent job, I contribute to society by paying my taxes and doing freelance work when I have a chance aswell as donating to certain charities, so no
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I'll probably end up getting disgustingly drunk and baked by myself tonight anyways.
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>>712293501
Interesting, I didn't know if that perspective had a name or not
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>>712293632
Me every weekend
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>>712293085
b-b-but anon has gotten dubs so many times this thread that he is probably already ungodly drunk and high! If that ain't stickin' to the thread I don't know what is!
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>>712292877
I will.
I pretty much do enjoy it every day!
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Frig off Mr lahey
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fuckers allways tell weed and alcohol is fine,
my limit was 700 grams of vodka and about 7 grams of weed, then i passed out and smashed my head on the floor lost two front teeth payed about two grands to get the teeth back
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>>712294116
thats about 15 or 16 shots
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>>712280289
Took acid yesterday. I trip probably once a month but this was the first time I masturbated while on it. It was fucking godly, like a full body orgasm. There was something so beautiful and surreal about it, Tommy by the Who was playing on my stereo. Afterwards I took a steaming hot shower. The skin on my scalp and neck scrunched into tight gooseflesh under the ecstasy of the sensation. My girlfriend got home while I was just hopping out. She knew I was tripping and we started talking, me being entirely naked. I asked her if she wanted to lay down and she got naked too. We started caressing each other's bodies and she took a tab. We smoked a bowl of this wonderfully delicious blueberry kush and listened to ITAOTS while waiting for her to come upp. It was wonderful.
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rolling for dubs
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