Waifu claiming thread.
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>>712194721
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Again. Spooder claimed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
The Christmas music has begun....
>>712215279
>>'712215315
>>712215279
>>712215444
>>712215315
>>712215272
Best bondage.
>>712215279
What is this? I can't listen
Claim
カラミチーマス
>>712213643
Too cute for execution. B-Baka...
>>712213898
I feel like there are better languages to learn out there.
>>712215521
:(
>>712215550
homura saying autist enjoy repetition in his sexy accent
Claimed.
>>712215713
-_-
>>712215291
One of the local rock stations had the plug pulled yesterday and got replaced with non-stop Christmas music until the new year. I guess I should be thankful I nearly made it to Thanksgiving before getting bombarded.
>>712215291
35 days left man.
Depending on where you live.
>>712215709
W-what are you saying all of a sudden? Baka!
>>712215893
I have two that switched, one is a pop station and the other plays whatever, my rock stations still play the typical music
>>712215897
I just want it to be over
Reporting in from work
>>712216375
You
>>712216194
That sounds familiar
>>712216194
There's one other station around here that also switched as well. It's a constant reminder that I still have to go and get the gift buying out of the way.
There's also a few Black Friday crazies that have started setting up in advance as well.
>>712215893
The rock stations in my city play mainly post-grunge and some nu-metal. Both genres are ones I'm not too fond of.
I need some new anime to watch. Any suggestions?
Guys, listen. I'm at wits end. The weekend is finally here so I don't need to make another one of these threads until Monday, but at the begininning of this school week can we please organize something where these threads can only be used by my autistic students? This is Mr. Cothran
>>712216701
Mr Cothran!! What is the homework due Monday?
Claimu!
>>712216598
JoJo
>>712216701
https://youtu.be/HgQEuPw942c
>>712216494
Why is that?
>>712216504
I haven't thought about gifts yet, I should get stuff, but i have no idea what people want
>>712216810
Pages 40-45 in the English workbook. I'm trying to work something out so you and the other students stop misbehaving in class because you think your Waifu has been stolen
>>712216909
Who are your students here? Is sachi one?
>>712216519
Love
>>712216645
http://imgur.com/a/Fxs0Q
idk why
>>712216701
>>712216810
>>712216909
>He's actually talking to himself on 4Chan
Damn
>>712215170
For you op
http://fitandfine.club
>when your desktop dies and you can't post you're waifu because your laptop is used for work and you have no images but people who know will know who you are
>>712216519
The station that died started out as alternative and grunge, but more or less went post grunge and newer stuff when they got bought out. Now it'll be "adult contemporary" when the new format debuts.
>>712216904
I have some ideas at my end, it's just a matter of me going out and getting it over with. Some years I just go on a gift card run and leave it at that. Extended family is way too big to get gifts for, so we usually just draw a name and call it a day.
>>712217241
>and then you forget some of the settings and accidentally lie
>>712217241
Who are you?
>>712216845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMtsir0l9k
>>712216904
>I just want it to be over
I could say something else about myself, but forget it, sorry.
>>712217345
Only the elitists will know.
God help me I'm lonely tonight
>>712217437
I want to know
>>712217598
I like guessing games. Guess who I am. If you are correct I will let you know.
>>712217655
atago
red
>>712217454
Nobody is coming to save you
>>712217521
Hi there. Have you seen Lebanese Karen on recently?
>>712217655
Mai?
Can you give me a hint?
>>712217714
Nope.
>>712217787
Nope.
Nope.
>>712217266
I just want to get gifts so i don't feel bad about getting stuff, but not giving
Though i don't really want anything to begin with
>>712217406
ok then
>>712217838
Konata or the other one?
>>712217808
hand
cc
just some random that isnt involved in the community
>>712217454
Hi lonely may i call you so?
>>712217762
yeah he was here earlier
>>712217951
:o
cut me yuno
hug me yuno
>>712217406
bby
>>712217987
Ya fucked up.
>>712217069
Oh my!
>>712216837
Hi Nui!
>>712217454
We're all lonely here.
Besides that, how're you?
>>712217863
>>712217406
>Rory-sama
>>712218059
That one with the green hair from one punch man?
>>712218059
Ruri.
>>712218359
Tatsumaki?
Nope.
>>712218059
texas
>>712218448
Nope.
>>712218448
i know them as a hint
>yuuko
>>712217863
I don't mind giving, but getting is nice too. I more or less have what I want so usually I end up asking for money and use it on home/car maintenance or put it away for investment.
For now though, I'm more focused on being lazy while having most of next week off from work. Up to anything interesting?
shiki
>>712218331
Lucky for me we don't have any music in my department
>>712218486
Where I am but not Who.
>>712218631
texas tomoko
that og fam
he usually has his ns but no trip
>>712218722
Fucking Yuuko giving the tell all hint.
>>712218331
Oh god no.
I'm having flashbacks.
>>712218162
How was the dinner?
>>712218648
Looks like a pic a friend might draw
>>712218778
So sorry ;w;
>>712218258
Shiro! how are you?
>>712218848
>Pic
>>712218778
Twas an educated guess.
>>712218035
Damnit he's always on earlier. I guess being nine hours ahead doesn't help.
>>712218258
Fairly good. Just a creeping feeling of helplessness as I run out of people to talk to. Other than that, great!
>>712218896
Something like that.
I'll post that one OC Yuuko later.
How many Yuuko pictures do you have in total?
>>712218594
I'm not a big fan of holidays anymore
I'm not really doing much, mostly working, but i'm playing ESO while it's free this weekend, it's actually pretty good so far
>>712218981
Pfffff...
"Texas" gave it away.
>>712219213
Hard to say because i include other nichis in my folders.
maybe 900?
>>712219305
Eh.. it was more the fact that you have your NS on, but you don't have a name or a trip displayed, and you're the only one I know on thread that does that.
Really the only thing I went off.
>>712219479
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE.
>>712219479
There's plenty of posters doing that though.
>>712219703
I'm being 100% honest here. But, okay.
>>712219719
I was more talking about the little icon that is in the bottom right of the posts.
>>712219118
That sounds oddly similar to me.
>>712218947
Oh, I'm doing pretty good myself, just playing some New Vegas and being tired. How about you?
>>712217069
How was your day?
Test
>>712220057
Ah, that sounds comfy.
I'm feeling a bit sick, but other than that things are pretty peaceful right now, just listening to music.
Ignore this
>>712220057
Why? Someone you care about die or move away recently anon? I've lost some good people here. I feel for you.
QOTT: your first word?
Test
>>712220057
I spent it barely moving so it was great.
You?
>>712220799
"Help"
>>712220799
I don't know, i can't remember
>>712220799
Memes
Ignore this
>>712220799
I think it was "cat".
>>712220799
klonata
I hate grinding for -a level spells on Mushroom Rock Road
CLEAR!
>>712219261
I was always ambivalent about them growing up, but now that I'm older, they're mostly comfy. Thanksgiving is gonna suck though with the political discussion bound to take place . Everything will be fine until someone drops Trump and then I'm going to the other room to watch football and eat.
bumping
>>712220799
aSs
>>712220852
are you ok?
>>712220931
ask your parents ya dingus
>>712221113
I'm so sorry
>>712221217
do you like cats?
>>712221246
slachi
>>712222551
how do I pronounce that?
>>712222371
I think for Thanksgiving it's just going to be me, my parents, and my sister
I work in the morning so i'm not going anywhere
I'm hoping i can get out of some christmas parties too
>>712222623
I don't know where my dad is (probably in prison) and i can't be bothered to ask my mom
>>712222392
hey
>>712222623
>are you ok?
BASUTA WORUFU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J-rkVtgpp4
>>712220711
Nope, it's just always been that way with me. I guess more and more people are starting to fade away though.
>>712220852
Went to school sleepy, left sleepier. Like usual. Always the usual.
>>712222866
fuck you
>>712222828
why is life so hard for you? :(
>>712222717
When it's just the immediate family, it's usually alright. When extended family gets involved, it always gets ugly on election years.
Christmas shouldn't be too bad though, we just do a gathering on Christmas Eve and leave it at that. Day is for sleeping in and being lazy.
I usually take time off around both holidays since I find them mentally tiring. I'm fine with socializing, but it tires me out. Never was one for holiday parties either.
>>712223085
I wish i knew
>>712222623
boyfriend?
>>712223274
who is this? :o
>>712223237
I'm here to hold you...
>>712222972
Sleepy head
kill all the weeaboos
>>712223477
But i'm not gay
>>712223477
I'm gay
>>712218848
It was good. We went to a Chinese restaurant. Chinese food is best food
>playing Smite with a friend sorry for late reply
>>712215170
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
>>712220799
Hot
My folks would say it to deter me from touching the oven
Let's write a story one word at a time:
The
>>712223957
My sister would tell her son "hot" to stop him touching the crumpets so he started calling them "hots"
>>712224089
klonata
>>712224089
end
>>712224159
was
>>712224203
slutty
>>712224089
End
>>712224159
I was going to say sachi
>>712224271
and
>>712224331
horny
>>712223608
I'm always very tired. But the sleepy head title belongs to Galks.
>>712223957
That's cute.
>>712224476
sucked
>>712223762
N I C E M E M E
I
C
E
M
E
M
E
>>712224979
dicks
this story makes no sense
>>712225098
makes perfect sense when you have autism :o
>>712225084
when
>>712225331
was
>>712225509
interrupted
>state that 3rd party chats kill the thread and you will never join them
>wait for a random to share a discord invite here
>join and never ever post on thread again
Night.
>>712225758
The problem is that you've basically held up a neon sign that says "I forgot the shit pasta"
fuck you
>>712225854
his
>>712225977
Dainty
>double overkill on Sinspawn Gui
>didnt cheese with Anima when using Seymour
Feelsgoodman
>>712226016
penis
>>712224089
WARUDO
threads actually worse than normal
>>712227181
Ran!
>>712227181
Everyone is on the discord now.
Back with the spiciest claim
We've done it!
/waifu/ is becoming more and more divded as time goes on
Soon, there will only be the elitists left
>>712227335
W-what's the discord?
>>712227047
I've never seen anyone talk to you. Am I wrong?
>>712227321
what is this sorcery?
>>712227480
No, the elitists are the ones who left
>>712227484
No idea. Im not on i
>>712227540
suzuya has, when i'm not shitposting, i just look if he's here
>>712227711
Oh so you're not new then?
>>712227572
I'm a big fan of Ran!
>>712227480
same
>>712227484
something you should avoid like the plague
>>712227872
So Konota or Sachi has been saving my files?
>>712227844
i just shitposted a little, suzuya talked to me so now i come here to talk to him.
>>712227945
i save them with the proper filenames
Well great, there's three people posting Ran and I can't tell who's who now
>>712227946
Oh well it's good to see you around claiming, and not polluting the thread.
>>712227945
No, I'm neither of those people
Just a BIG fan of Ran!
>>712228219
i'm the real ran
>>712227938
What is it?
>>712228234
uhh, alright.
>>712222842
Hey I forgot about you
I'm going to bed, but please don't forget about me k? I'll be on tomorrow night a bit earlier
>>712228359
you don't need to know young one
>>712228733
It's alright I won't forget you. Hopefully I'll see you there.
goodnight
I'm a
>>712228771
Is it lewd because if that's the case you're right I'd rather not
>>16125308
>>712227945
I save your files but I was away from thread
not me :o
>>712229154
yes
>>712227480
Cool, it's a circlejerk thread now.
If I ult someone as lulu and they knock up people, will I get the courage of the colossus shield?
I wanna play tank lulu jg :o
>>712229245
Eek
>>712229509
what
>>712229509
Probably, by why wouldn't you go death fire and piss off the enemy adc?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODMUbe7J-I
>>712230179
I thought you were going to kill yourself on xvideos.
Has anyone seen Mai around lately?
>>712230605
M'hm, earlier today.
>>712230984
Glad you didn't.
>>712231098
Nobody came to the stream.
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_-cUdmdWgU
>>712230743
You are too adorable Yuuko. Thanks! How has your weekend been thus far?
Can i get some (You)'s before sleep?
>>712231532
>>712231532
>>712231532
>>712231532
I'm going to sleep as well
>>712231223
numbers
>>712231574
Goodnight
>>712231256
N-no you.
It's been cozy~. You?
>>712231223
Sleep tight, you.
>>712231202
Did you actually make a stream?
I like your posts, so I'm glad you didn't do that.
>>712231532
(You)
>>712231532
>>712231574
Kill yourselves.
>>712231702
I want to
>>712231694
Not too bad. Skipped my programming class this morning since I had a killer headache. Been lounging around moat of the day. Playing castlevania now
>>712231532
Rest well
>>712231694
Yes.
I've been considering suicide for a long time now.
I fucked up these last 4 years, due to family issues and depression. Now, I'm just too deep in this rabbit hole. I feel the only way to dig myself out is to end my own life. I'll cross that road when it comes.
>>712231762
Live stream it on Pornhub first, then do it
>>712232164
I can't kill myself. Someone might steal my waifu
>>712232141
What's holding you back, can't tie a knot?
>>712232251
Your waifu is shit anyways, do it faggot.
>>712232323
You don't know my waifu. But seriously i'll do it next year so look forward to then
Weeb fags
>>712232464
Delaying it till next year.
What a faggot.
>>712232572
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch.
>>712232323
I'm too autistic to properly tie a knot. That's one thing.
>>712232952
Christ, you're as bad as those elitist assholes.
>>712233233
Congrats, you win a medal for stating the fucking obvious.
>>712229509
don't do this you will lose
>>712229871
league
>>712229919
because I like losing
>>712227880 (OP)
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls..........................
>>712233295
I'll use that medal to kill you if that's what you want.
>>712233482
Watch that edge anon.
Don't wanna hurt yourself
>>712233649
Just helping the cause.
>>712234530
>licks
How many pictures of your waifu do you have?
>411 images
>>712235732
I only have 74 but we only met not too long ago
goodnight
>>712236156
>only 74 images
What a faggot.
>>712235732
182 and that's a lot for such an obscure waifu.
So the thread has again gone to shit. Well, cant be helped.
>>712236288
Sleep well.
>>712236156
What time is it where you are?
>>712236516
Not the most obscure here.
>182
Absolutely smug.
>>712236898
waifu is really dead :o
>>712237023
It is 12:20am
How about for you?
>>712236516
Mai!
>>712236898
It usually gets pretty comfy and quiet around this time.
>>712238112
True. Though occasionally it stays busy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV9kyocogKo
>>712237948
Akari!
>>712238236
Yeah, I figured it'd be a little more lively for a Friday night. I'm usually asleep by now but got no business to take care of in the morning so I'm good.
>>712238317
If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA
>>712238469
Good series.
been keeping up with it.
>>712237948
Same, just about! California?
I am back yet again, anyone want to talk?
Name of OP's waifu for research purposes plz
>>712238450
Nah. The place dies most nights. Only late afternoon here though.
>>712238771
I need to watch it. Been too usy. Heard amazing things though.
>>712238820
Yes.
>>712238876
Check the filename.
>>712238820
Feel free to post away. Anything interesting going on in your corner of the world?
>>712239075
Well, I got off work. Now just chilling in bed. Had me a couple shots, feeling pretty good.
>>712238951
Ok, what's up?
How's life?
>>712215893
Someone lives in North Texas, and listens to 102.1 the edge
>>712239270
>>712239075
Shit, forgot to ask. How about you?
>>712238973
>check the filename
What?
>>712239270
The ceiling.
Life for Anon is ok he suppose.
New thread?
>>712239416
Yep, there's a few of us in the DFW area on these threads, myself included. Hell, a decent number of Texans if you count other areas too.
>>712239270
Not a bad way to wind down at all. Drink anything good?
It's pretty quiet here, finished playing vidya and saw that the same thread was up. Just killing some time until I feel sleepy enough to rest.
>-Houki
>>712239633
Coolio, anything cool happen to you lately?
>>712239854
Just some vodka, dunno other alcohol doesn't really work the way vodka does for me.
~yuiposter
>Yuuko
>>712239558
Type in 'Hibiki anime'.
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.
>>712240548
How can she slit my throat with my fat cock 7 inches in that sexy little 10 year old ass of hers?
