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You have 10 seconds to name a shittier food than sushi.
>Protip: sushi is universally shit.
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stampot
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>>712177589

lol
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>>712177589
roll
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>>712177589
hibachi
all fast food
99% of restaurants
all wing places
all pizza shops
any restaurant known for burgers
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Grits.
I win because that shits disgusting.
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>>712177589
haggis
vegemite
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>>712177589
collard greens. no wonder black people are always so pissed off i would be too if i had to eat those all the time
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every food from the UK
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Asparagus
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IF YOU LIKE SCRAPPLE THEN FUCK YOU
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>>712177589

nigger food
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sushi is an entire food group faggot there's legit so much different stuff with different tastes and textures there's no way you've tried it or you'd have found something you like for sure because it's peng.

Kill yourself or at least try the shit bottom left. The only people that say they don't like it haven't tried it
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Mac n cheese is pretty shitty
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Your mom's pussy
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>>712177589
most people don't know what good sushi is, so there is an abundance of shit sushi everywhere.
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>>712177589
She's wearing a chef coat, is she showing this off like she made it?

If you are happy with this presentation, you should be forced to burn your chef coat.
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>>712177589
America
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>>712178993
You sound like a next level faggot
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>>712179285
I didn't know I was talking to the original model. Sorry boss.
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>>712177589
as OP is correct, I cannot name a shittier food
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wet bread
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>>712177589
youre right but
sushi with vegatables instead of raw fish is fine
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>>712177589
Tofu
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>>712178302
I've tried many kinds. Hated all of them. You can defend your raw fish rice ball shit all day, it's still garbage eaten by rich people who want to feel fancy.
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>>712178302
>sushi is an entire food group faggot there's legit so much different stuff with different tastes and textures there's no way you've tried it or you'd have found something you like for sure because it's peng.
RAW
FISH
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>>712179650
There is a ton of sushi that does not feature raw fish, or even fish at all
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>>712177589
In fact, all food that you can possible eat was/is/will_be shit. The salad you ate last dinner was 10000 times eaten and shat out. As well as you may like to eat real shit(maybe still warm)/ Also everything you eat turns into shit, actually.
/thread.
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surströming
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>>712178302
>tobiko
God tier

I wish I could sustain myself on ahi alone, I welcome the mercury.
>cubed
>Lil sesame oil
>sliced onion and green onion
>on a bowl of rice
...
Brb, out to lunch
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>>712179875
the fuck is that?
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>>712179650
That's sashimi
Sushi often has cooked meats, or just vegies, or cheese, or even sugary stuff
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>>712179645
>You can defend your raw fish rice ball shit all day
sushi != fish

> it's still garbage eaten by rich people who want to feel fancy
sush = cheap
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>>712179996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlbT3NZRjtc
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>>712179645
>>712180016
This is true. Sushi was invented as hand food for street fairs.
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Natto
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>>712180014
then why dont they sell that stuff instead of the disgusting shit?
>cooked meats, or just vegies
that sounds actually good
>or cheese
i thought nips are lactose intolerant
>sugary stuff
like milkrice?
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>>712178477
>>712179111
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>>712177589

Go put ketchup on your microwave chicken nuggets, you have the palate of a 12 year old.
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>>712177589
every britanic food
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>balut
>duck embryo that is boiled alive and eaten straight from its shell
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>>712177589
https://youtu.be/pqvJ7wd8RUM
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>>712180303
>i thought nips are lactose intolerant
They cannot break down lactose, but they also lack the bacteria in their gut that causes lactose intolerance. This means lactose passes straight through their digestive tract without causing any issues.
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>>712180303
They do, that's just no what's most popular. Lot's of people like fish, and recognize the health benefits. Still, sushi is a versatile food. It's simply a roll of rice filled with something, so it can be eaten with your hands. In America, you'll often see things like steak and cheese sushi. Many times, it even gets fried (very good if you're not into the healthy stuff). There's some of that in Japan too. Milk and other dairy are actually fairly common there. It's fed to kids in schools so they gain a tolerance.

Also, the sweet stuff usually goes by other more specific names - like the raw fish goes by sashimi.
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>>712180453

should we trust your opinion when you use the word "britanic" when you mean "british"?

and when you dont know the difference between brittania and britain?
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>>712177589
fuck off sushi is amazing
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>>712177589
>My subjective opinion is objectively true.
Do you see the dissonance in this statement?
Personally I love sushi and if you dislike it, good. That means more sushi for me.
I can't stand arugula salad though.
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>>712180724
like it matters after you look into his eyes
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Balut
Century eggs
Beef bile
Cockroaches
Stinky tofu
Liver
Racoon flavour potato chips
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>>712177759
Winner
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any vegan substitute
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Haggis. Fam. Haggis.
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>Rocky Mountain Oysters
>aka bull-calf testicles
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>Casu Marzu
>sheep-milk cheese containing live insect larvae
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>>712180476
>>712181204
>>712181422
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>>712178302

Aren't you an angry little faggot.

My guess is that OP is just being a sushi snob and is far above your pleb tastes. He probably realizes that the "tuna" is never tuna but whatever the fuck that diarrhea-inducing fish is called, and hates it not because he's never tried it, but because he knows how shit-tier 99.9% of it really is.
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Pretty much any food from Ecuador, and possibly South America altogether. The biggest one is guadito? (Not sure how to spell like a monkey) it's shrimp and cow stomach boiled and mashed up in a paste, served wrapped up in banana leaf like a tamale. I'm getting sick typing this. The other nasy dish that they always rave about is this soup that is essentially: hominy,lime,feta,cilantro. Smells like fucking sewage. Fuck Ecuador!
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>>712177914
Wow, I bet you're fun to go out with. Do you just hate food or are you some super hardcore health junkie?
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I'm well aware that it's all subjective anyway, but I still find it baffling that anyone could manage not to like ANY of the endless varieties of sushi that exist. Do you just not like food in general? Do you have some kind of eating disorder? Are you on some kind of hipster juice cleanse because muh toxins? Have you just never had salmon nigiri before?

All of these seem more likely than an otherwise normal person disliking sushi.
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>>712177589
what ever your favorite food is thats shittier than sushit
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>>712181789
Sounds like a level 3 vegan to me.
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>>712177589
Fast Food. Especially American Fast Food. Hell, even just american food in general.

Try eating less than 20g of fat per meal. You're lucky if you can find something that "only" has that much.
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>>712181847
Some people just dislike fish and think that sushi=fish.
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>>712178302
Pretty sure you're posting in a troll thread.
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>>712177589
Surstromming.
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>>712181862

What, he won't eat anything that casts a shadow?

I figure at that point, your asshole seals shut from misuse like an old piercing hole.
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>>712177589
Mexican food is easily the shittiest food of all, Indian (dot) being a very close second...fucking disgusting.
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>>712182103
I dunno, but he effectively discounted 99.9% of all food and unless he subsists on sunlight and water, he sounds hyper vegan to me.
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anything that is from England
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>>712181204

I had this in Paris. Really good.
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>>712182129

SSsshhh. There, there. It's OK. Have another fried balogna sandwich.
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>>712182129
Fuck you, once you slap some health food regulations to control ingredient quality, mexican food is fucking amazing. Maybe you're just eating fast food or something? Home-made mexican food is bomb.
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>>712180904
Had stinky tofu. It actually kinda tastes good but the smell is vile, like sewage and industrial waste.
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>>712177589
Hey fuck you!
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>>712182129

>carne asada
>molcajete
>tortillas
>TORTILLAS
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>>712177589
Yo mom's pussy
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I love sushi, OP must have shit taste.
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>>712180476
This is phillipino right?
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>>712177589
Ethiopian food. No, I'm not making some joke about them not having any. I've been to an Ethiopian restaurant and it was terrible. The "bread" tasted, and looked, like one of those large ace bandages.
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>>712182234

England really has the worst cuisine. Maybe it's because they're stuck on an island. France, Germany, Spain, and even the Netherlands all have great food.
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>>712177589
bloodsausage
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>itt poorfags bitch about costco sushi
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>>712181944

I guess, but those same people would almost certainly enjoy those deep fried cream cheese and (various meats) rolls with sauce all over them that you see everywhere now. Hating sushi is like hating sandwiches; possible in principle, but more likely the result of the most profound poverty of life experience.
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>>712182362
probably most "popular" there, yeah
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>>712177589
Kale.


but sushi does suck
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>>712177759
Stamppot Is kanker lekker met gebakken spek
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>>712178612
Yes.
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Ethiopian food.

Oh wait.
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>>712182369
Ethiopian vegetable rice combinations are good as fuck.
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>>712181789
He's saying sushi is good you fucking walnut.
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>>712178176
fried chicken and watermelon is gross? you must live a sad life
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>>712177589
Sushi is delicious, but it's got to be good sushi. Most of that shit they sell at the mall or the all you can eat asian buffet is total utter crap. So, I'll agree with you somewhat, that there isn't much food worse than shit tier sushi.
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>>712177589
Kimchi

Literally rotten cabbage.
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>>712182481
I agree with you anon, I never decide if I dislike something before I've tried it, sometimes even several times to make sure I didn't get a bad batch of something. I'd love to travel the world and try all of the food.
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>>712177589
celery. nothing is worse.
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>>712182594
is gross shit, dude
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>>712177589
Lutefisk is vile and skandiniggers should be ashamed.
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>>712181789
>>712181862

Or they probably just worked in the food industry.
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>>712182581
No, he's saying sushi is better than all of that. Fuck that weeb. Sushi is good but there are plenty of better places.
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>>712178993
Thats a ufc fighter dumbdick.
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>>712182631
fermented cabbage, not rotten
its pretty much spicy sauerkraut
and sauerkraut is awsome
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>>712177589
artichoke. i never liked that disgusting ass shit.
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>>712182382
Come up to sweden and enjoy blood sausage, pölsa (haggis) and blood puddings.

I can not eat it at all i just love root fruits, vegetables and fish

Ate carrot pancakes and mashed potateos today, salmon and gren vegs yesterday. Cod and potatoes yesterday. Beetroot tacos the day before.
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>>712182664
worst of all it takes more calories eating it then you get FROM eating it.

It is literally the way to starve people to death by FEEDING THEM
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OP please shut the fuck up, sushi is amazing and you know it.
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>>712182664
this
i like most vegetables but celery is fucking disgusting
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>>712177993
Yeah our food is pretty bad
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Kippers.
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>>712182779
So? I've worked in the food industry before. Not much, but it shouldn't matter. I can't stand those squeamish types who don't think anything bad happens to food they don't prepare themselves and then are shocked when their naive illusion is shattered.

Fucking softbellies. Grow a spine.
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>>712177964
Vegemite? Kill yourself fag
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>>712177589

any of your mother's cooking, OP.
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>>712182935
So what you're saying is you can eat something, feel full but not net gain any fats? How is that not a plus? Maybe you're just too used to putting lard and butter on everything. Celery is great. Amazing soup-stock base.
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>>712182916
Sweden: Come for the blood sausage, stay for the RAPE!!
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>>712183100
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>>712182916
>Beetroot tacos
I was with you until this
what are you doing
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>>712182631
Fermented 'literally' does not equal rotten, it's used for either conversion of sugars to alcohol, or preservation...
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Not exactly food but ketchup is a sugary shit-tier condiment for children
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>>712182129
Is that you Donald?
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>>712183105
No raping going on in sweden as far as i know, if there is i would go on a killing spree killing everything that even looks like a rapist.

I do not eat red meat but that does not mean i can not kill it with my bare hands.
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>>712183590
Rape happens all over the world, whether you hear of it or not. Better get going mate, just one question, what does a rapist look like?
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>>712182984
This makes no sense. Were you trying to say ...don't think anything bad happens to food they DO prepare themselves?
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>>712177589
Larb made with cow intestines.

Larb is good, but the cow intestines fuck me up.

My gf is Lao and her grandma makes the craziest shit. Ive had papaya salad that turned my shit red for a week. It was blood.
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>>712177589
Whatever you eat while watching 9gag you fucking kiddo.
What a stupid thread jeez.
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>>712183786
I think he's saying that the only way to prevent bad stuff from happening to your food is to prepare it yourself.
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>>712183590
>google "rape capital of the world"
>first result: swecuck
here's the second result:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/sweden-and-denmark-have-highest-number-of-sexual-assaults-in-europe-a6800901.html
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>durr hurr I don't like a food my opinion is important pay attention to me

le sage le faggot
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>>712183567
but it's pretty good on steaks tbh fam
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>>712184485
I don't know whats worse, this bait triggering me or the fact that some people actually think this.
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>>712183469
Its really good, do it like this:

- Mash cooked beetroot with garlic and priest cheeze (aged cheeze)
- Make one batch of chick peas (falafel for the arabs)
- Fry some tortilla bread with aged cheeze (priest cheeze) in between
- Splice one lemon amd some lime basil

Serve the tortilla bread with cheeze (quesadillas), put the fried chickpeas (falafels) and beetroot/garlic/cheeze on top, add some lemon and lime basil.

Its tastes so good.
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>>712177589
Your mom's food.
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Sushi is fucking rancid.
I basically like ALL food, never been a fussy eater... I'll eat fucking anything...
But sushi is quite possibly the only thing I've ever tried that I just find repulsive.

Saying that, can't imagine I'd like squid or octopus either.
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>>712182300
Tastes good? It tastes as bad as it smells for me, what do you taste out of that?
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While on holiday in turkey i was tricked into eating lamb testicles. Still cannot decide what was more disgusting that i ate one testicle cos it took me some time to figure out what i was eating or the spinach they were served with.

Pic related - raw lamb testicles
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>>712185463
What did you think of the taste before you realized it was a lamb testicle?
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>>712177589

Chicken tendies
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>>712183829
do you know why shit is brown?
coagulated blood
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>>712182424
who dat?
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>>712177589
Almost all asian food is top tier, faggot. Second only to Italian food.
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>>712178302
Worked in Taiwan on various projects had one guy that would only eat McDonalds 3x a day, nothing else and we'd be there for months at a time, wouldn't eat rice, said it reminded him of maggots nor would he try the local food which was pretty good. A lot of seafood and vegetable dishes.
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>>712177589
French putzin soup or however the Fuck it's spelled. Gf's dad makes it and it is pure shit.
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>>712178145

livermush, I believe is related to scrapple, from NC, it is a whole new level of yuck
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http://www.xgirls.site/
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>>712178547
Thats because you're a homo
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>>712177914

>99% of restaurants

It sounds like you're an Autist who has to eat at the same place every day and order the exact same meal so you feel safe.
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>>712185612
Tbh it was the most delicious meat i ever ate. None the less i only ate one and hid the other one under the spinach. Told everyone the i won't finish my plate because i fucking hate spinach.
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If you eat fast food and dont like sushi, kill yourself.

There is no food fresher and taken more care to be perfect than authentic Japanese sushi. The raw fish is incredible.

Your pussy ass just cant handle the fact that an animal can be so clean that you are able to eat it raw.

Have fun with your salmonella poisoning from chicken and fuxking ground beef lol you absolute degenerates.
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>>712187482
marmite is good
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>>712187822
If it was delicious, why be appalled by what it was?
I'd eat anything tasty, as long as it couldn't harm me, no matter what it was made of.
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>>712182424

this is what gives sushi a bad name. throw in foreign nationalities doung their intrepretation of sushi, this is why so many dislike it.

I was dragged to a sushi bar and it turned out to be a korean proprietor and you could see the brown dried edges of the old fish. Also, factory sushi from trader joe's, costco and supermarkets with their "six-week" sushi chefs this is why people get sick or dislike the taste. I had some from trader-joe's whoa was it crap, the rice didn't even taste good, I threw it out versus making the cat sick, also.
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america diet.

fast burgars
fast 'tacoes'
fast ice 'cream'
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>>712177589

OP should try unagi/anago these are good intro sushi, but go to a legitimate Japanese sushi place.
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>>712177589
sounds like you've never had it done right
sashimi is pretty good

>You have 10 seconds to name a shittier food than sushi.
brawn
what's brawn I hear you say?
brawn my friend is what happens when a English man sees a pig's head and thinks
what if I boiled this until it became paste, sieved the bones out and encased it in jelly.

it's also known as "head cheese"
why? because England
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>>712188123
Still remember it being very tender meat. Yeah, i know what i mean. Dunno. Mebbe coz i promised myself to never eat bowels or worse. And testicles in my opinion are as disgusting as bowels. Plus the fact no one told me what it was. Had i known before hand i would've skipped the course. Nobody gave me a heads up that's why i gave it a go.
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>>712188623
There are times when I realise some aspects of my country are kind of shite
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>>712188834
You should eat surprise food more often anon, if you avoid stuff because you think you won't like it instead of knowing so, you're gonna miss a lot of great stuff.
Also ever eat sausages? Literally bowels with low quality meat in it.
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well-made sushi tastes good, just because you amerifats don't have good sushi in burgerland doesn't mean that sushi always tastes bad retard
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>>712188623
We have that in Denmark too, we might've even left the recipe for it in England while we were vikings and owned the place. We call it sylte.
I quite like it on danish rye bread with mustard and pickled beets.
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>>712180476
i dont get the lost for this at all
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> i had chickens when i was small and once i found a egg almost ready to hatch and opened it and the chick was swarming with maggots anythimg i see this i womit
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>>712177589

Food in general is an acquired taste for many. My brother, has no taste buds, will eat anything as long as its HOT. Me, I was a fussy eater. Avocados? Mom gave me one as a kid with a dolop of mayo on it, it was the slimy texture combined with the mayo (My dad and bro liked them this way). I was in my 20's before I ventured the courage to try one again, whithout the mayo, it was so good, I think thats all I ate for weeks later.

I have friends that have tried foods one time and then swear it off, like curry or korean food for example. people shouldn't give up on foods just because one time
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>>712188933
there's a reason why we go abroad, colonise places and return with their recipes.

and that every foreigner's first order of business, is to open a takeaway.
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>>712189107
I fucking love sausages. Also 99er, cornish pasties, ctm, fish'n'chips with a dash of malt vinegar, flavoured kit kats and turkish delight.
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>>712189419
Well if you want to be scientific about whether you like some food or not, you gotta taste it 11 separate times before your brain gets used to it and you can know for sure.
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>>712189623
What is 99er and ctm?
Enjoyed all those other things while living in England.
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Okra.
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>>712189107
Pic related is the yuckiest food i eat. From time to time i treat myself to it. It's called Knipp. Wikipedia has the best explanation of what it's made up.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knipp
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>>712189316
That is fucking disgusting
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>>712189687

I didn't realize, makes sense. But I was dragged to korean food for quite a while while working late. Got to the point of gagging, but the people I was working with were korean.

Wouldn't you know it went to Texas, and out of the blue had some Korean food, started to miss it.

Visited Korea later, mmm good, was glad I kept eating it, its one of my favorites now. Even bi bim bap, which is ny favorite
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>>712189923
Pic related is a 99er. I bet you know what ctm is. it's chicken tikka masala. No britfag btw. I'm just addicted to british food.
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>>712190629
Sorry forgot pic
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>>712190171
Looks disgusting, would still try though.
>>712190294
Eh, more for me then.
>>712190388
I've had experiences like that as well.
>>712190731
Oh 99er as in 99 pence ice cream cone, yeah they are okay. And of course I know chicken tikka masala, that stuff is delicious.
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>>712179516
Wet bred is best bred brateuuuuuu
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>>712190940
Whadaya think 'bout mockturtle soup? Disgusting or not?
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>>712192643
Just looked up what it was made of, the dish itself doesn't look appetizing, but the ingredients make it sound tasty enough. I'd prefer the eggs on mine boiled over easy though. I'm not fond of hard boiled eggs.
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>>712177589
marshmellows
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>>712182665
Mommy's chicken and salt won't be around forever. So run down those carpeted stairs and gobble that shit up while you still can. Once you're 18 you're getting kicked out.
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>>712177589
Porridge
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>>712193152
Didn't know the original reecipe was with eggs. Here it's prepared w/o eggs. But with heart, lungs and stuff like that.

Yeah, I don't like hard boiled eggs either. The egg white must be solid else it makes me gagging while trying to choke it. Prefer the egg yolk non-solid, tho.
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>>712194193
Well the danish version of it has halved boiled eggs on it. I actually think I'd even enjoy raw eggs if it was safe. It's the hard consistency in a boiled egg that turns me off.
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>>712194420
Are you a danefag? I'm addicted to "lakrids is med guf". What the hell is guf made out of? That's goddamn yummy. Heaven on earth!
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>>712177589
shit
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>>712194956
Yeah I am a danefag. Guf is made from egg whites mixed with sugar and raspberry jam sans the little pips. I'm very against lakrids is, it's one of the few foods I am very dogmatic on. Lakrids is supposed to be salty and on it's own, just like marzipan is a half raw ingredient that needs to be added to a cake before you can eat it. But those are the only food dogmas I ascribe to.
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wow some of you people are so picky. if you can't stand sushi, you probably can't stand a lot of the exotic foods of foreign countries. i bet some of you guys don't eat the crust of bread or pizza.
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>>712182767
>skandiniggers
Fucking kek anon everybody knows that Scandinavians are the most superior race.

Anglo-Saxons would be the filth of the human race if they were actually human and not subhuman vermin that need to be exterminated to keep The Earth clean of their filth.
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>>712195415
>>712194420
TIL DANMARK!
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>>712195546
that actaully is true for me
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>>712196341
Ha! action Frede og radioaktive alligatorer, cool.
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>>712177589
>>712177914
A sloppy wet bucket full of shit is a little bit worse than sushi, but barely.
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Dick
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>>712178302
Is there any that's not made out of fish or other seafood? Otherwise it's all shit.
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>>712195415
Nao I'm craving lakrids is so badly. And it's nowhere available here. Also no icecream in freezer. I'm really in the mood for some comfort food right now. To make it really hyggelig.

In my country we eat marzipan raw. Especially around christmas time. They sell it shaped as little potatoes and coated with cocoa powder over here.
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>>712196605
Plenty of non seafood sushi out there, both with veggies and cooked meats.
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>>712177589
french fries
literally peasant food
a ton of fat with potatos
why not eat just patata.jpg?
NO I AM AMERICAN I WANT TO EAT BELGIAN CUISINE I AM CULTIVATED
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>>712179837
Go kill yourself you piece of shit.
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>>712196711
We eat marzipan like that in Denmark too, I just disagree with it. Have you tried æbleskiver?
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>>712177589
>>712177950
>>712177964
>>712177966
>>712177993
>>712179564
all disgusting
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>>712196917
No, dunno what that is. Never heard of it. But i like rode polser (dunno how to do the o with the slash), dansk remoulade and ristede log (insert slash here, too)
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>>712180016
>sush = cheap
not any place i've ever been
every sushi restaurant around here has through-the-roof prices

you definitely do not get what you pay for.
gimmee a jar of pickled herring any day,
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>>712196917
But I do know "kransekage/kransekake". Very, very delicious. Bet the main ingredient is marzipan? Or is it just plain almonds?
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>>712197450
It's basically a pan fried cake thing that contains apple pieces, you need a special pan for it. They are similar to donuts kind of.
Funny story about røde pølser, they became popular after a big slaughter house decided to color sausages with red fruit dye when they got close to the sell by date. They did this so they could hand them to poor people to eat, without these people being able to sell them on as everyone knew they wouldn't last long. Some wealthier people noticed them and got jealous. They demanded them to be sold in the stores and the sausage factory suddenly had a new product to peddle.
>>712197974
Yeah kransekage is made of marzipan, one of the few versions of marzipan I like.
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>>712181847
yeah, i've tried it, a couple of times because i never let first impressions get in the way.

i have news for you:
this normalfag thinks that sushi is not for the palate that enjoys it's food.
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>>712197782
It's cheap if you make it yourself.
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>>712197974
marzipan is almond paste with honey
a lot of it (especially north american product) is made with confectioners sugar

the difference in taste and texture is quite pronounced
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>>712198117
Yeah, I noticed that, too. They were coloured way too red for me. Am not used to food dye in sausages.

I just looked æbleskiver up on wikipedia. Reminds me of dutch poffertjes. Are those two similar by any chances?

You got me btw. My food dogma is food containing apples. I like apples as fruit. But i cant't stand food containing apples. Nothing worse then warm food containing apples yuck.

Same goes for coffee. I love to drink it, but i loathe coffee-flavoured food.
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>>712196917
good god
i still love those
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There's this all-you-can-eat sushi bar in Lisbon which serves amazing sushi and costs like 12€ a person. It's so fucking cheap
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>>712199244
They look similar to poffertjes. Most æbleskiver you buy in the store don't contain apples, so you can still try them anon, no worries. I love coffee flavored things, but if I'm drinking actual coffee, it can't contain anything else but coffee. No sugar, no milk, no syrups of any sort, all of these things ruin coffee for me.
>>712199401
They are some good winter cakes.
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>>712177589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_oZtYM4yCY
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>>712199152
We even have a marzipan substitute called persipan. It's made of peach/apricot seeds. The difference in taste is un-fucking-believable. But it's cheap af.
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>>712180476
It tastes like a rotten egg and crunches like you're also eating the shell, but the crunch is actually from the half formed chicken bones.
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>>712199999
checked
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A faggot/. ask a britbong
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>>712199999
Nice quints, also persipan sucks majorly, it's the poor mans marzipan.
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>>712177589

ramen
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>>712177589
Some thing is wrong with you OP..

Sushi is just Vinegar and Rice how can anyone take issue with that.
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>>712177589

Balut, whatever that Filipino food is. All Filipino food a garbage really
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>>712200291
Instant ramen or ramen made from scratch?
Because the stuff made from scratch is divine.
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>>712199884
At home I drink coffee with milk. I spend most of my spare time reading and chilling at starbucks which means I mostly drink coffee with milk and syrup. I don't need sugar or sweetener, tho. I would kill for a pumpkin space or gingerbread latte.
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>>712200104

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
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>>712196490
I'd rather eat the shit tbh
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>>712200764
I'm sorry, but I have to dislike you a bit for using the words starbucks and coffee in the same sentence and connecting them as if they have something to do with each other. Go try some organic single source coffee black, or even better come to denmark and try how we make it, then come back and call starbucks coffee.
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>>712196917
I fucking love æbleskiver
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>>712201234
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'Pacha' is hands down the most disgusting food man has ever come up with.

Basicly boiled sheep's head and other discarded parts...

Smells aweful aswell...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khash_(dish)
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>>712177589
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>>712177589
Bubble and squeak

Banoffi pie

Kiwi

Yuuuuckkk
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>>712196605
>not liking seafood
pis af perker
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>>712201634
I get the kiwi, since it makes my mouth itch something fierce, but banoffi pie and bubble and squeak are super delicious to me.
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>>712201673
Er det en stereotyp at folk fra mellemøsten ikke kan lide fisk? Huh, den var ny for mig.
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>>712201089
Sowwy, I cannot remember what dansk coffee did taste like. Is it french press? Or ist it drip coffee? Also cannot remember the name of the delicous stuff from your bakeries. Damnit! It's sweet and you eat it for breakfast.

Yeah, I love Starbucks because I instantly feel like I was in the UK. I'm not there because they sell good coffee. I visit them to kill time and for dem feels.
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>>712201809
I tried Kiwi once as a kid and it was the worst, bitter nasty taste in my life.

The thought of mashing up a day old sunday roast is icky

Banoffi just tastes like shit
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>>712188623
I fucking hate English food and I don't even recognize Anglo-saxons as human but I fucking love head cheese. It isn't even English because those vermin can't cook a stick.
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>>712201972
It's drip coffee, but it is the way we roast the coffee that makes the difference. My family kind of ruined coffee for one of our American cousins while he visited, because it was so much better in Denmark.
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>>712177589
They just installed a "sushi bar" at a local grocery store in Appalachia.
People there act like their in LA now.
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>>712196760
Sauce ?
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>>712184670
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>>712202239
LOL. Where are you from?
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>>712177589
Peas
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FUCK CHOCOLATE MILK
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>>712202491
Danmark motherfucker
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>>712202292
Also congrats on inventing Pålægschokolade. Good job! I like maelke. Can't stand mork, tho.
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Any soup. Like who the fuck actaully eats soup?
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>op was laughed at because he can't use chopsticks
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>>712202724
LOL what the fuck is denmark
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>>712202332
Cameltoe. YUCK!!!
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>>712202955
Funny I prefer the mørk kind, but that means we're not competing for pålægschokolade, so thats fine.
>>712203007
I could eat the hell out of some Hokkaido pumpkin soup right now, soup can be really delicious.
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>>712177589
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>>712203102
My neighbor country so shut up faggot and gtfo!
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>>712203564
Are you a swede or a norwegian?
Also I'm surprised if you're either and defending us.
We have the record of the amount of wars with one and annexed the other.
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>>712203286
My fav soup with banana seasoned with curcuma and chili.
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>>712177950
ever had south carolina style shrimp and grits? amazing
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>>712203564
Fuck off Jamal lover
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Surströmming. Swedish fermented herring that smells so bad even at a 100 yards it can make you vomit. Illegal on most airlines, cans can explode to do build up pressure from the fish rotting inside producing gasses.
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>>712203822
Looks interesting. What is curcuma?
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>>712203784
I'm not a skandinigger. I'm even worse kek. I'm a gerfag addicted to lakrids is, guf, kransekage, rode polser and soon mebbe aebelskriver. I also like hyggelig.
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tofu
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>>712204216
Ah right on, still kind of surprised, there are still some residual animosity on our part from when you guys occupied us in the 40's.
But relations are better now I guess, I like germany too.
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>>712203951
>Illegal
Corporate rules are not the same as LAW...

They can ask you not to eat it.
They can toss you off the plane.

They can not fine or imprison you.

lrn2logic
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>>712179645
Beating albacore tuna hearts are deliscious.
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>>712204505
Looks like gurkemeje or tumeric to me.
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you probably think its shit cause your a lard ass
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>>712204477
I'm wondering, too. Denmark doesn't share a border with neither sweden nor norway. We're the only nation that has a border with denmark. Or did I sleep in geography at school?
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>>712204642
Both don't ring a bell. Will look em up.
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>>712204821
Well we do share an ocean with those two countries, so our shared borders are just wetter than regular ones.
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>>712204603
Actually the cans pose as a safety risk since they can explode. Here in Scandinavia you can get fined if you smuggle one on board a plane.
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>>712181881
lots of our foods are high in fat, but other than trans fats, dietary fat really isn't bad for you intrinsically. That is a myth. What is bad for you is excess calories, excess carbohydrates, and excess sugar. Fatty foods tend to have higher calories, but high carb food is way worse. Just eat a balanced diet, limit easy sugar and carbs, and eat enough dietary fiber.
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>>712204972
Just did that, it was what I thought it was.
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>>712204603
customs probably won't let you import it though, like durian.
>customs enforcement is based on laws.
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>>712204477
Fun fact: the sentence he-who-must-not-be-named didndu nuffin wrong would bring me behind jail. Even thinking this sentence in this country is strictly against the law.
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>>712204982
Yeah, you're right. Am not used to thinking in wet borders I guess.
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>>712205233
I never got censorship, it makes words taboo and grant them power. If you are just allowed to say anything and make fun of it as you want, it loses its power and influence.
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>>712177589
Potatoes
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>>712205189
>probably
What you have as an opinion does not make law.

>>712205007
No, they are not.

Again just because a hotel or airline has a rule does NOT make it a law.
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>>712178302
Isn't that just a salmon role...?
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>>712181727
White tuna is usually butterfish, which may as well be a scaled bottle of miralax swimming around. Ahi or yellowfin or the holy grail fatty bluefin = the legit stuff.
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>>712177589
STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE
but whatever, i like sushi but im not about to argue about it
Hamburgers
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>>712204216
>even worse
>implying there is something better than Scandinavian
>there isn't
I like Germany and The Germans but I believe that there is no other way but to go to war with you people and conquer all of Germany if you do not give us back The Dannevirke and Hedeby.
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>>712205097
Hahaha, seems like curcuma is gurkemeje is tumeric. Same goes for parsley root and parsnip. They look totally identical to me.
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>>712179540
But thats not sushi then
If it doesnt have fish it isnt sushi
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>>712205488
I think it's not 'bout censorship. It's more like learning from mistakes in the past. It's also illegal to say that the holocaust never happened.
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>>712205695
They are the same. A rose is a rose is a rose.
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>>712205933
If you can't mention his name, how can you learn from his mistakes? Even Voldemort was mentioned by name after his death.
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>>712182767
Lutefisk is one of the few regional/ethnic delicacies I have ever tried only to subsequently lose respect for the culture which spawned it. Holy. Fuck.
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>>712205721
>doesnt have fish it isnt sushi

SUSHI is RICE with VINEGAR.

Everything else on it is more or less a condiment.
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>>712205630
Nevar heard of those two places. Go ahead. IT's all yours my friend. Lookin bootiful, tho.
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>>712177589
More of Paige "12 gauge" please
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>>712205933
Only in Germany.

Most everywhere else you can lie with out any consequence.
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>>712206057
Besides in history back in school I nevar heard anyone mentioning his name. Mebbe in television in some shows about the past, but that's 'bout it.
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>>712205506
"In 2008 the Swedish state outlawed many cross country airlines from transporting Surströmming after the infamous food was judged a hazard due to the risk of exposure. The Swedish traditional food has since been outlawed throughout Scandinavia for the same reason. Anyone trying to transport the cans without proper license can be charged with up to 30 days in jail"
You said what now?
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>>712187260
One time I was in the checkout line at Ingle's in Hendersonville and there was an 80 year old black guy in front of me with a shopping cart containing nothing but three bricks of liver mush and seven 40oz bottles of King Cobra. He paid for it all with coins he kept in a Ziploc baggie.
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>>712182521
Gebakken spek is inderdaad kankerlekker, maar dat zegt niks over stamppot.
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>>712206461
I don't even dare writting the sentence unencrypted. feels almost as illegal and sensible as downloading cp. am failing to come up with a better analogy, sorry.
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>>712206461
There are always consequences to lying
Dishonour is the biggest consequence.
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>>712206642
I think you should be able to mention him more, it's been so long since he was there and it's not like chanting his name three times in a row summons him or something.
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>>712177589
rhino sperm
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Putene, did anybody day putene?
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>>712207019
Top kek

My sides
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>>712206710
>Surströmming
No such Law is on the books.

"Airline bans

In April 2006, several major airlines (such as Air France and British Airways) banned the fish, claiming that the pressurised cans of fish are potentially explosive. The sale of the fish was subsequently discontinued in Stockholm's international airport. Those who produce the fish have called the airlines' decision "culturally illiterate", claiming that it is a "myth that the tinned fish can explode".[14]"

Again rules are NOT laws.

Feel free to quote any such law or alternatively you can just shut the fuck up.
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What a bummer. Bump limit reached. Thanks for havin a fun night y'all danefags! And please don't come invading us kek.
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>>712207111
>"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Hitler!"
>"Yes, Hallo. Sie called für me?"
>"Fuck I did it wrong, I wanted demonic assistance, not a camp leader".
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>>712206992
What planet are you living on.

By telling lies you can be elected to President.

There may be consequences in the "next life" But on this planet the Liars are winning big.
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