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How old are you /b/ros and what will you do tomorrow?

Im 19
And I will go and get a haircut tomorrow and buy my first dildo

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I'm 18 and I'll be going to work at 3:30 am
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23
I will practice pretending like I know what I'm doing for the job I start in a week
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I'm 18 and I'll be skating and getting high.
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I'm 21 and I will work for a couple hours tomorrow then come home and get stoned
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>>712177558

>first dildo
Old enough for a real dick you know
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>>712177558

Can someone tell me what they're doing in this pic? I don't get it and can't read whatever that language is.

I'm 30 and I'm going to a house warming party tomorrow. I honestly don't think they got that good of a deal on it, but, it could be worse.
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18

Work, chill with my gf and fuck after
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>>712177558
WHAT SECRET
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25
work then play video games as late as I can
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>>712178227
They're making the flashlight a blacklight or some shit. Whatever shows bodily fluids in the dark.
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>>712177558
23, boyfriend is coming over tomorrow, so gonna have lots of sex.
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UV light shows that shit right? Or am I wrong
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>>712177558
Kill yourself please thanks
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>>712177558
>Im 19
>And I will go and get a haircut tomorrow and buy my first dildo

I'm 26 and I'll be waiting for you to post proof.
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18, get up and think about stuff i should do but then probably play all day pc. Probably get high in the evening.
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>>712178638
kek
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>>712177558
Im moving tomorrow!
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I'm 50 and will do whatever the fuck I want.
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>>712178386
You mean ultraviolet
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>>712178793
That's what UV stands for, Ultra Violet...
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>>712178788
>50
Christ, really?
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34, running a 10km obstacle race
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>>712178793
That's the one! Thanks for correcting me.
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I'm 19 and I will be studying for my fire Academy exam
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>>712178920
Why are you pretending to be me OP you faggot
I never say thanks
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I'm 24.

I got suckered into doing manual labor and yard work to clean up a place for our community bdsm parties.
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28
Will over medicate on my prescription meds, be high as fuck and play WoW all day.
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>>712179051
End yourself, swine.
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>>712179047
Post noods plz.
Tomorrow of course.
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18, was supposed to go to a party this weekend but instead my depression took over so i'll probably just work on some essays my professor assigned last minute
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>>712177558
33
Play call of duty infinite warfare zombies with my mates online whilst drinking pale ale in the air conditioning.
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I am 59 years old and I am going to go to Pet-co tomorrow and buy a new lizard.
Picture related it is the type of lizard I plan to buy
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>>712179736
Jesus
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>>712179736
I want a uromastyx too
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>>712177558
I am 28 and will be working tomorrow

Tonight I have a hot 2nd date
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>>712179051
B-but you've just said the word, meanie!
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>>712179736
What breed of dog is that?
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>>712177558
24
paying rent and going to work
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>28

I'll get up, go to the store for a frozen pizza and some snacks, then wait for the 6 Hours of Bahrain to start at lunchtime.

Watch the race, play some games, and that'll be it.
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im 24 and will be sleeping since ill be getting off night shift
then might watch films wrapped up the rest of the day since ive been feeling so drained and tired recently
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>>712177558
Don't buy that dildo, I too thought I was a faggot with all the anal shit.
But then I started hunting for that pussy and now I never watch back.
If you buy that dildo you are done for and there is no way back, you'll be a faggot for life.
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I'm 27
I'll sleep longer than usual and get some work done for my bachleor. I also really need to find out how to buy drugs on the dark net since I don't have a offline connection currently. in the evening I'm invited to eat hamburgers with a girl and will go to a party after that.
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>>712177558
23 and im also going to get a haircut
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>>712178433

Hope your ass doesn't hurt too much.
>also this
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24,turning 25 tomorrow so i have organized quite the big party
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>>712180281
>bachleor.
>27

You're taking your time aren't you?
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>>712178820
but no one said uv.. so... ur dumb
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>>712177558
27
And prob nursing a hang over from a stupid wedding tonight, I would rather be at TBDM show in Nola...but I'm stuck going to this thing...

>im salty about the wedding
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19
Quite bored and angry at myself, have been strong for a few months and have not been smoking weed and working on a new business.
Today my friend from a while back got me smoking a gravity bong, which was fun but now the brain fog and apathy is coming back and I'm quite pissed. Might go get smashed.
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21
Going to pick up my xanax prescription tomorrow, read a textbook and watch some football with my dad. Also getting groceries for Thanksgiving dinner
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19
Gathering in a local store for Magic the Gathering, later hookah time with some friends.
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>>712180425

yes.
it's a 8 semester bachleor that people usualy finish with around 10 semesters.

still kinda glad I'm finishing this finally.
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20, doing fuck all because i'm unemployed
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>>712180281
Go to a gas station tonight its friday and all the dealers start coming out of hiding go find a black dude with dreds and ask
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>>712180650
try not to relapse mate
fuck the devils lettuce, I'm on a cycle currently
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>>712177558
I'm also 19, and am going to lay in bed, be a lazy fucker, and then wake up, and play vidya, and possibly browse /b/
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>>712180277
More of that girl please
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35

slaying my neighbors pussy
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>>712180791
>relapse on weed
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>>712180349
I'm a guy, so.
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>>712180986
you can get addicted to weed just like anything
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>>712180986
Leave the millennials alone. LEAVE THEM ALONE.
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>>712181121
you can't relapse on weed you dumb cunt, just like you can't relapse from not playing vidya
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i
am 12 and

what
IS this?
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>>712178695
same here, trailer is all loaded. gonna blow not having interwebs for a few days
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>>712181108
Will you at least wear panties or full drag?
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>>712180965
Is it easier to get laid in your thirties cause dont know what it is about women around that age that drives me nuts
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>>712181460
TayTay was a shitposting 14 year old and basically a pioneer of this site, right?
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>>712180591
Dude TBDM is fucking sick live.
Go to the concert and crash the wedding.

>mfw never got to see them live when Shannon Lucas and Ryan Knight were in TBDM
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>>712181522
God no.
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> Swifter >>712181460
> ( get ~~> >>712181621 ) pick HER upper
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>>712181761
You're failing then honey
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>>712181403
Lol what? Of course you can. You can relapse into anything that you've been addicted to. Like if you're doing nofap you can relapse into fapping again like a madman 2 times a day. Just because this type of addiction is not on that exhibits observable physical symptoms doesn't make it something where you can't relapse.
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20 and

>go get needles for my sterons
>do my injection
>do my girls injection
>go to gym and let gf tan while I work out
>come home and shower up with her
>off work so gonna have Chinese and movie night
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>>712181894
>roids
>gym
>chinese food
Nigga what?
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>>712177558
hi im actually only 17, tommorow is my birthday.
but its okay if my parents permission right? it works for club penguin doesn't it???
my dad is a big anime fan so he lets me use 4chan.
srry if this is a stupid question but i have osteoporosis
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35 gonna go to a klan rallly
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>>712182033
Cool, are you a nigger perhaps?
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18
Might get some weed and go camping dressed as an Indian, not the convenient store kind
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>>712181990
Cheat day bro and I stay away from the fried rice I go steamed.

she's not on roids. We got her on melanotan II
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26
>wake up at 2pm
>play battlefield 1 while i browse /b/ until 7pm
>go to moms birthday dinner
>get dropped off around 9pm downtown for friends birthday
>get drunk until bars close at 2am
>skype gf while i play battlefield until 5am
>sleep
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I'm 21 and will do what I do daily and that's nothing and just sit in my room doing nothing until the next day rolls round, and probably get stoned.

life is shit.
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>>712181403
Weed can fuck a life more than H.
Makes you stop caring about shit, you become a selfish twat. All while you think everything is fine and dandy.
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18. Tomorrow I'll start work at 6 AM, get off at 11, eat, jerk off, sleep for a few hours, game for the rest of the night.
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>>712177558
fuck tomorrow. I m 18 and have a serious 4 hour test
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>>712182089
Natives arent Indian
>>712182033
This post is a microagression
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>>712178126
Fuck yeah anon!
Just got home, blazing, skated 5 hours yesterday, skated 5 hours today!
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>>712181851
I'm not some sissy boy. I'm just gay, a bottom. I'm not into women's clothing or make up or whatever.
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>>712182263
It is amazing how goddamned fucking stupid you are.
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14, browse 4chan
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>>712178788
this is proof that you can never leave
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26
Gotta be at work at 9am
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>>712182348
Explain please. If you're the same guy, then all you've been doing is just saying "YOU'RE WRONG U STUPID"
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>>712178386
A blue pencil doesn't work though. Blue sharpie is not wood's glass, and thus won't work as a UV-pass filter.
>the text is swedish
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>>712177558

I'm 27. I'm 28 on Sunday. I'm cooking a huge ass meal for my friends tomorrow.

So far the menu is spicy chipotle pulled pork, slow cooked beef brisket, buffalo chicken wings, smoky cheddar mash, mac 'n' cheese, broccoli slaw, collard greens and corn on the cob.

It's gonna be one helluva feed.
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>>712182333
Drag queens aren't sissies, they just wear the clothes and makeup
Try it once, doubt you'd regret it
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>>712177558
30. Put up blinds in my new house with my wife. Watch college football while doing that. Nice dinner out at Market Street Grille. It's going to be a great day :-)
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>>712182360
MODS MOD!S MODSSS
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>>712181732
Saw them live shortly after Ritual came out and they played the entire thing live, and then ended with I Will Return, fucking great.

Unfortunately it's a bit more complicated, my wife is a bridesmaid, it's her cousin's wedding and they are super close, and I would just be making life harder lol. I have a friend who will live stream it, so I can enjoy it during the ceremony
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>>712182490
I don't like it. I already don't really care what I'm wearing now...
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19, have tomorrow off so I'm going hunting
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>>712182333
>not some sissy boy
>just gay

Potato, pofaggot.
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20. And I'm gonna drink and watch watch a movie on my projector with my gf and some friends
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>>712182348
It is amazing how fucking delirious you are.
Your life clearly revolves around smoking weed and doing nothing of value for the society.
Creatures like you should fucking die, we would all cheer.
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>>712181857
weed has no addictive chemicals, therefore nothing apart from "huh, i feel slightly agitated today" will happen. no one ever died from suddenly not taking weed
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>>712182420
>Weed can fuck a life more than H.
Makes you stop caring about shit, you become a selfish twat. All while you think everything is fine and dandy.

With this, you are truly beyond having anything explained to you.
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>>712182673
You seem to be retarded and not know the difference.
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26 going to a wedding in the AM getting high if I hear back from the weed man afterwards. Probably gonna cross dress the rest of the day.
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>>712180650
well, if you don't smoke another one it'll be fine because people around you will just be thinking that you're having a bad day or week, if it really lasts that long...
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>>712182714

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_dependence
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>>712182487
Congrats faggot
Have a good one

I'll do the same for my birthday next wednesday.
Might take some ideas of your menu.
I'm going to do ribeyes, ribs, wings, etc
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>>712182591
Then why would you care about wearing a pencil skirt, stockings, and heels?
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>>712181680
not anon,
but same here, god I love 30 to 40 year olds
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144/12
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>>712182776

Cheers faggot!

Happy birthday to you too in advance.

My kitchen and fridge smell fucking amazing right now, that beef brisket is insane and I swear to god I'd marry the marinade I made for the pulled pork.
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>>712182009
underage b&
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>>712182762
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placebo
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>>712182571
Fucking awesome anon. That's a god tier album.
When I saw them they also finished with I Will Return, great show.

Damn bro, you're doing the right thing.
Have a good one anon.
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>>712182759
Thanks for the support anon, few here understand that weed has downsides. Especially for me, I lose all my quick wit and social skills for a while.
I'll try to stay vigilant.
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Hey 4chan I saw this website on Facebook and I like funny pictures but I have to go soon we have church at 5 because we didn't go Wednesday can you post a funny picture
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>>712182714
not anon but you're definitely wrong.
and even if it doesn't, your brain associates it with pleasure so it secretes its own drugs
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>>712177558

26, and I will be hanging out with my dad, and going to a football game. Good times.
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>>712182948
>debating if weed is addictive
>linking about placebo

Son pls get help
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>>712182009
>but i have osteoporosis
>>712182932
retard
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>>712177558
Im 18 and im gona drop 3 tabs of acid tomarow
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>>712177558
27. Will probably go to my favorite Korean-owned grocery store up north tomorrow, or just spend the whole day playing RuneScape.

How kind of you to ask.
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23.
Worked overtime all week on a new construction site so woke up at 4:30 everyday which means sleep until 9. Then drive to my dads house in the country with the gf, watch movies and football, go to dinner, asleep by 10 to wake up again at 4:30 to go hunting.

My definition of a great weekend.
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>>712182919
iktf bro
please don't use the marinade as lube
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>>712177558
training, assignments and vidya.
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>>712182983
well, I ve only smoked weed a few times myself but I saw the effects it had on my brother
he also almost failed his studies because of it and weed is a gateway drug
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>>712183025
its like talking to a wall, i'm gonna stop now
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>>712183131

Hahaha holy shit that would hurt.

Man, my dick hurt enough from the one time I forgot to wash my hands after eating wasabi peas...I can't imagine coating my dick in chipotle would be any better...
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>>712182719
You are representing the fact that stoners are incredibly closed minded.
Be my guest, stop your spiritual and material evolution, keep smoking.
Have fun choking on that dope, doper.
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>>712183218
your brain can turn anything into an addiction anon.
including fapping, which I think you're quite an adept of
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>>712177558
I am 31 and will be making dinner for friends tomorrow so i will need to find lactose free cheeses tonight.
Doea anyone know a good lactose free cheese?
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>>712183200
A buddy of mine pissed away $20,000 of inheritance on weed over 2 years. I don't think it means you'll start using hardcore drugs but it's relaxed vibe gives the impression it's no big deal and it's honestly like buying coffee nowadays. I'm in Canada where it's slowly being pushed towards legalization and I'm truthfully worried about the outcomes.
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I'm 33 and going to get high AF, jerk off bake some pies then go to my SO's friends house for Friendsgiving and get them all AF and eat the pies I made.
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>>712183393
No, but I did see some non-dairy Ben & Jerry's flavors that looked pretty dank last night.
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21

Might jam with my band, or do the brakes on my truck. Also need to get supplies for thanksgiving. Not sure yet, though. Probably gonna get drunk and fuck my gf, then watch The Twilight Zone.
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>>712183448
this is what is the most deadly about it, it's such a slow crawler, by the time you wake up you are fucked
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>>712183393
Smegma
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>>712183448
There's no way in fucking hell your friend spend 20k on weed in two years. You think we're stupid? Are you stupid?
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>>712183448
pot really is safer and better than alcohol.

if somebody wastes that much money on weed, it isn't because of the weed
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>>712183448
yeah, forgot to count in the money as well... weed is full of pros and cons, depends on your situation
but if you're on a good track then don't even think of it
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>>712182333
Finally. A faggot that isn't a faggot.
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>>712183200
>weed is a gateway drug
Somebody's been letting others do their thinking for them again!
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>>712183329
it's an honest mistake anon
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>>712183615
It's probably not only the weed, but also the stoner lifestyle and the need for material shit. Add it up with the constant temporarily lowered IQ and laziness, suddenly it is very real.
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>>712182714
Alright, well, it seems we have to define addiction. I thought you just meant having a hard time not to smoke weed again. Of course you can't just die from not taking weed. But what can happen is having a strong craving for it. You want it because it makes you feel good, just like sex. There's people with sex addictions out there, but obviously they won't die if they don't have sex. But it's labeled as an addiction because it starts to interfere with their everyday lives. There's even people who literally eat chalk because of how addicted they are to tasting it and feeling the texture in their mouths and the satisfaction from swallowing it. They do it so often that it starts to hurt their body and takes money and time out of their day. Weed won't kill you, you can't overdose on it, and you your body doesn't become physically dependent from it to the point where you can die simply from suddenly not taking it. However, you can still have strong cravings for it and it can be psychologically uncomfortable not to have it. At that point it becomes a problem and an addiction.
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>>712182333
Yeah you're the type of homo I can really get behind.
;)
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tomorrrow
i will be
in another
( drug ) >>712183727
state
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>>712183759
>Somebody's been letting others do their thinking for them again!
I think for myself, fuck off
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>>712183113
say hello to Hoffman for me
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>>712183393
They make some fantastic goat cheeses nowadays, and goat cheese does not seem to have enough lactose (if any) to bother most lactose intolerant people.
I am lactose intolerant but I still love cheese! But I stick with goat cheeses.
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I'm 18, I'll be doing nothing but thinking about what I could do and worrying about my future.
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>>712183858
>behind
kek
Come get me, boy.
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>>712183969
frenchfag here
they make some fucking godlike cheeses here
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Every time I get weed cravings I just do acid instead. Shit gets you thinking straight and makes you face your life problems, at least for me.
Hope some of you weed addicts try this if nothing else helps.
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>>712184251
Wait so every time you have weed cravings you do acid? Sounds like you just substituted acid for the weed addiction. How often do you do it? Though if it actually makes you productive after the trip then I guess there's nothing wrong with it. However, still feels like you're now just addicted to another substance. Would you be able to function without taking any drugs?
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>>712183969
Tha ks anon
I have learned to love goat cheese in the last few months but i plan on making lasagne so id need a mozza or something.
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>>712177558
>22
>Get high
>Chill with cousin on leave
>Continue my quest in finding some mushrooms
>Trip
>Meet God/Satan
????
>Profit
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>>712177558
Im 12 and ill be banned
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>>712184157
I am jelly.
About French cheeses, foods and wines; not much else.
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27. Go to work, 9-5:30, then come home and play some games. Being an adult is fun, they said
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I'm 19
I'll be going to a musical and the movies
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>>712183852
Jesus Christ, I went through alcohol withdrawals that would have killed me if not for medical intervention, got clean and stay clean, and then I read about faggots having problems quitting weed. Shit makes me wanna drink again, tbh.
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>>712184654
we have pretty cool holiday destinations as well, that's about it heh
but it's ok, I don't need much more really... I speak english anyway so I can go wherever I want
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>>712183393
>that fucking movie makes me diamonds
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>>712177558
25, going to work
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>>712177558
>Sweden
>Dildo
Doesnt surprise me
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>>712178793
>>712178920
a black light shows bodily fluids too..., he's making a black light, not a UV
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>>712178052
What job?
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>>712184420
Would not call it an addiction since I don't get any weed cravings after doing acid for at least 2 months.
That aside I don't get any cravings to do acid, I'm even a little hesitant to do acid itself beacuse I like to think my experiences through and integrate them.
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20, and Ive gotta work tomorrow night from 6-9 (My easiest shift all week its great, normally I have 9 hour shifts.)
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>>712184501
Our local Yoke's Fresh Market has a goat mozzarella that is awesome! Look around. We also have a specialty cheese store in our town that carries a lot of good cheeses that containing very little or no lactose.
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>be 48
>drill a hole in my wall
>gonna post on Craigslist for some glory hole
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>>712177558
>24
>code for most of the day, buy a tuque and eat and drink with bunch of highschool friends I haven't seen a bit under a year.
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>>712177558
Im 18 and tomorrow i'll be meeting a mate, chilling, browsing /b/ and playing cod and then preping for work sunday
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21. Doing some volunteer work earlier in the day then a date at night. Only my second date ever. Hopefully this girl doesn't forget about the date like the last one.
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>>712184789
So, because your problem is more harmful than theirs means that they don't deserve any help? According to that logic you're a faggot because there's heroin addicts who got thrown in jail 10 times for use and died there from the withdrawal symptoms.
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>>712184789
I hear that!
These whiny faggots already got me drinking and smoking weed in the last half hour!
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>>712185353
rip
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>>712185052
A blow job.
Just a blow & go, but my experience level is low.
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>>712185186
meh
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19, drink some beer and paint some legal walls with a old friend and just chill. also OP schysst knep.
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31
Staying home for the weekend to play games my wife's out on a girls weekend.
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I'm 18 and tomorrow I'll be working on the timing and replacing the temperature sensor in my 1990 Ford Bronco
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>>712185561
by the way, 30% of those "girls weekends" things are actually your wife cheating on you
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20
I'll be sleeping all day then go to work and hit on chicks
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>>712181403
Haha dude are you 14?
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>>712177558
I'm 48.
>'ll be taking the kids to swimming lessons.
>Cleaning out the garage,
>Taking the kids to grandmas.
>Smoking some meats,
>Eating those meats with my beautiful wife and a couple bottles of good wine.
>Fucking my wife. Repeatedly.
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>>712185894
do your kids ever randomly come to mind while you're fucking your wife?
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26. I've got three parties tomorrow I'm going to try to hit. Going to try to get up at noon. Maybe play some ukulele.
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23, going to a placebo concert tomorrow.
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>>712186204
What?! Pure Morning is my jam
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>>712183131 I'm 18 and i actually repair iphones :) and computers
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>>712186080
>do your kids ever randomly come to mind while you're fucking your wife?

No, other than an occasional "Oh Shit! I think the kids are awake! Quiet down!"
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>>712186310
mah niggah!
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21
probably going to finish a coat I've been sewing
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>>712185364
Heroin withdrawal doesn't kill, unless you're on your way out anyway. Only alcohol and benzo
withdrawals kill.

Also, I'm not saying they shouldn't be getting help. What I am saying is that a good beating would probably be all the help they need.
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I am 45. Tomorrow I will watch Arizona play football against Oregon State. My wife will get a little drunk and I'll fuck her. --Hopefully in the ass just for kicks and giggles.
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>>712185172
Thanks anon
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>>712182287
goodluck anon
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>>712186406
I think you replied to the wrong anon, anon.

-Sincerely, Anon
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>>712182726
If you let a man stick his cock up your but you are not longer a real man
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I'll probably be thinking about applying for a job, but then start thinking how I should enjoy the amount of time I have and that i still got some money left.
So then I'll worry about some other shit and eventually end up smoking lots of weed and playing video games.
Also,
>being 40+ and on /b/
You must be Internet veterans
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>>712187534
'Real man' doesn't even exist. I never claimed to be a 'real man', I just said I'm gay, but not a sissy or drag queen.
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>>712186809
I guess I was misinformed about heroin withdrawals killing you if what you said is true. And I actually had no idea that alcohol withdrawal can kill, so that's good to know.

Beating people in order to help them overcome an addiction? Feels like it's something you wrote without putting any thought in.
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22
Doing some studying and an MCC course in the afternoon.
Maybe some multi-engine flying too.
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>>712182333
Trips has spoken. This is actually 70% of all gay people. The other 30% are the ones that embarrass us.
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>>712177558
I'm 38 and I'm going to my grandma's funeral :(
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>>712187132
thanks for the support /b/ro
good luck to you too
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>>712177558
I'm 24.
Going to a party tomorrow, will be taking E and probably fucking my crush, who's also crushing on me. And it will be quite nice, I believe.
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>>712188679
Did you not respond to a post?
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>>712179330
Living the dream!
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>>712188679
uncool, but you were lucky to have her for so long...
I lost my grandfather when I was three and my grandma when I was ten then lost both my other grandparents two years later
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>>712179958
Who "dates"? Are you rich or nerweigeian?
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>>712188679
be glad she lived to be 62
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24

Walking around Portland with a T-shirt that says
"Trump
Won!"
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>>712188787
take some viagra with you bro and it will be the best sex of your life
on certain doses stimulants give you ED
have fun
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>>712177558
I´m 21 and I'm going to celebrate my third anniversary with girlfriend
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36. Getting my ass licked by my wife.
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>>712179163
did you invite your local rapist?
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31
Contemplate suicide again
Stew in anger
Do what housework I can manage with the current weather
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>>712183834
>probably
you're a kid who
>definitely
doesn't know shit
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>>712182454
>>712182454
>>712178227
Probably just making the light look blue, not actually useful for anything
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>>712178227
It reads "Put color tape over the camera to discover the shocking thruth about your home."
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>>712177558

I'm 27 and I plan on ending the world tomorrow.
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>>712190533
just wait a sec, I ll send you some music to get your mood up
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17. Will have sex with my boyfriend's dad. Again.
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>>712177558
tomorrow I'm packing.
then sunday I'm going to my cabin in the woods for deer hunting all next week.
wish me luck!
also I'm 28
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>>712190533
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzKEf7Y7HL8
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>>712177558
18, got a driving lesson at 1pm, don't really like driving
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>>712177558
how can an iphone and a blue marker be related to a haircut and a dildo?
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21. Trolling on the Internet as SkankHunt42. Member?
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>>712188369
Well, strictly speaking opiate withdrawals can kill, if we're talking methadone and/or a very weak and ill patient. Alcohol and benzo withdrawals can kill even otherwise healthy people though.

As to the comment about beating stoners- fucks sake, weed is like oregano. Its literally harmless, apart from a moderate increase in heart rate, and some carcinogens in the smoke, and it does not give withdrawals. The only reason anyone would have problems quitting it is if they didn't want to quit it, and bitch and moan about it for sympathy. You're damned right I want them beat up.
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i'm 23 and i have a 10 hour shift and then my bitch girlfriend waiting for me

end my suffering
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>>712177558

33.

Tomorrow I'll probably buy a new car, clean my hangar and get a blowjob.
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I'm 27 and going to a class 2 hrs away that I have to get my independent license to counsel. After 4 years of undergrad, 2 years of grad school, and 3 years of supervision (all that I had to pay for), I am just a couple months away from trying to open my private practice. This class is the only thing left in my way (oh yeah, and the test). Feels good man.
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>>712191774
Wut?
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>>712192359
End the relationship, get a different job.

There, suffering ended.
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31. Probably gonna drink and work on cars.
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>>712177917
Where do you work?
I'm a package handler and have to be in at the same time
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Scrims with my LoL team for 6-7 hours.
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>>712192568
What work ?
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>>712178270

24 and this
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>>712177558
19 och vettefan.
Kanske börja handla julskit.
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18
Wake up late, eat breakfast, drop acid, pretend all is fine, family dinner, wank.
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>>712192550
i only have this job because it allows me to pay for my university classess and have a roof over my had

anything else wont give me enough money for the short periods of time i can work besides study

and my girlfriend, yeah i don't know. it's not like i can be bothered with other women, and i don't know if i prefer being miserable by myself

i just have to sit out the ride untill the end of this school year so i can kill myself because it will never get better
>>
>>712179736
Good luck! Uros are awesome lizards. Very comical and active species. Make sure to get your tank temperatures right before picking up the actual animal and bringing home. The big temperature gradient required often means you need to fiddle a little bit with your setup to get it right (either whole thing is too hot or the basking spot is not hot enough). Bigger tank makes that easier.
>>
Just turned 21 and I will be celebrating my birth day with some close friends, gf, booze and weed
>>
20
wake up at some point, go into uni, work on mixing a song, come home and watch a movie.

probably repeat this for the next month or so
>>
>>712177558

33 and going to work. My days off are Tuesday/Wednesday.
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>>712177558
Hmm e du svensk?, anyway going to my ex bf -sisters childrens party, so akward, dont know why i said yes,,
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>>712179736
Cum on it.
>>
I'm 18 and i am going to Bergen to buy my first car and fuck a bitch
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>>712194143
>bergen
>Nederland
Wie verzon deze naam
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38. Take my wife out for a nice date. Pay the babysitter $40 to suck me off when I drive her home. Take a Viagra so I can get hard for my wife later. Pretty much an average Saturday.
>>
>>712191080
Oh i see. UV light doesn't work quite like it shows in the forensics tv shows. A lot of stuff shows up, not just blood and semen, and not all of it is dirty stuff. The most prevalent is water spots on your bathroom walls; meaning drops that have formed from condensation when you shower then dried on the wall. Looks like a bunch of stars.
>>
>>712188864
yeah I know she is my dad's mom.
and my dad's family is the hard working farm family and very prominent in the area so everyone knows us and especially her. she was the rough and tough matriarchal type but when it came to the grandkids (which there are 4 which includes myself) she was the stereotypical Grandma.
she was the type to never get sick and she never had any health problems. she from what I'm told passed away peacefully in her sleep she just ran out of time...
I wish I did get to meet my Grandfather thought he died when I was a baby. I would have liked to have meet him to see what he was truly like when anyone ever talks about him its like they are talking about some legendary/mythology character he is always painted as this Hercules/Superman type of guy
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>>712194351
how did you arranged that with the babysitter?
>>
>>712194317
Kek
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>>712189379
62? she was in her 90s like 98 I think
>>
>>712177558
22. I'll be framing an addition tomorrow. Easy money
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>>712194317
I'm from norway you cunt
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going on a trip with some friends tomorrow. getting drunk and high
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>>712194847
That 'you cunt' wasn't at necessary. The Netherlands has a city called Bergen which literally translates to 'mountains', which we don't have, except in Limburg and I'm not even sure how big those are.
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>>712195121
i call you what i want cunt
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>>712194351
I just said, "If you'd like to make more money, let me know."

She said, "How?"

I said, "They need to be your ideas." And I smiled. And she kissed me. And that's how it started.
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>>712195398
You weren't calling me anything, I'm defending the other guy. It's still not necessary, maybe you should go to anger management or something, talk to someone. You have some anger issues.
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31 work an then get some coors light until fall to sleep
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>>712195602
Bryan that you?
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>>712195584
It was actully a really lame joke
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>>712183200
>some shit about his feg brother
>weed is a gateway drug
>feg
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>>712195736
No
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I'm 20, i'll be staying at home, lazing around in the morning smoking a pipe & playing vidya. Might make a pizza
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Im 20 and im gonna eat sleep and play vidya
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26

hopefully nothing...
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>>712177558
18. Gonna be home alone with some beer and a bottle of vodka...
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Hot or not? ?

http://www.grandchan.site
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47. Going to my Sister in laws to shag her while pretending to pick up hay for my childrens rabbits. After fucking my sister in law I am meeting up with a 71 year old man who will have sex with me. Later I will be meeting a 19 year old and sucking his dick.
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>>712177558
30
teacherfag
weekend is here
haircut
pay some cash into bank
play lol
wank over japanee porn - the one where the bra is too loose
mark some of my students work
think about some of the hot ones
clean my flat
watch football
download some shit off pirate bay
fap
eat
play lol
sleep
>>
I'm 22 and I'll probably be nursing a hangover and a regretful one night stand
>>
39 and running usual weekend errands and then fucking the hell out of the wife
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>>712177558
23. I have to replace a differential on a Peterbilt, then donate blood and come home to play vidya and have some beers.
>>
>>712177558

I'm 40 I'll wake up and and make tea and coffee for my girlfriend of 10 years while we chat shit about the weather.

Kids 21 and 23 will get up whenever and do fuck all and I'll spend at least an hour wishing they would move the fuck out.

I'll watch crappy home makeover shows while making lesson plans for fuckwits that think teaching is about how much you students can remember for a test you gave them the answers the day before (90% will fail)

I'll drink more tea and again think why are the kids in the fucking house.

We were buth into BDSM that went out the fucking window when the kids were too old too pass off onto a family member for the night.

I'll look at myself in the bathroom mirror down a cocktail of pills the keep me from killing them all in the night and so to sleep with headphones in listening to something from radio 4 extra.
>>
>>712199788
fellow teacherfag
have the pleasure of seeing girls in skirts too?
pity the weather is cold - they have started wearing tights
>>
>>712194351
I remember fucking my stepsons gf. Great tits on that girl. Gave her a ride home once and she let me know how much of a freak she was. She still dates him cuz hes a safe beta fuckwit. I still fuck her occasionally.
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>>712200154
You're scum
>>
23

work, dinner with GF, going to bars.
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>>712200000
check'd
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>>712200246
You're mad
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>>712200000
You are a homosexual
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>>712200000
Kek has willed it teachfag, the girls will be wearing skirts in the winter.
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>>712200000
quads replying to dubs
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