Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
カラミチーマス
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Hallo.
How are you all?
Claimed my "heresy"
Claim
>>712166144
What's floorball?
>>712166439
South Carolina is on fire
>>712166196
No, the girl with the birthday
Roll for my husbando
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>712166289
Cute tie.
Hi
>>712166748
Oh, no. That's Yui who is having the birthday, its the 27th.
>>712167217
Doctor Goldfish.
>>712166820
>>712167119
>>712167217
>>712167217
Haruko ~~°3°~~
>>712167398
m'pizza.
>>712167435
Tie
>>712167431
Ayo, what's up?
>>712167431
Hi Alice. How're you?
>>712166640
>>712167566
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/3/33/Lulu.laugh1.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20130505145257
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/1/15/Lulu.laugh2.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20130505145305
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/4/4f/Lulu.laugh3.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20130505145317
>>712167892
literally die
>>712167566
Waiting at the mall for my bus to get here, sitting in front of my favorite store and trying to not go in and look around
>>712167753
Resisting temptation to do buy things.
How have you been?
>>712167936
What's in the store?
Just go take a look, bus won't leave too fast, right?
>>712167924
I'll do that if you give me a hand.
>>712168029
It's a music/DVD/collectibles store. HMV, if that's familiar.
Bus doesn't get here for 10 minutes still.
>mfw they didn't have the album I wanted
>mfw they sold the last one yesterday
>mfw I was here yesterday
She doesn't appear to have been claimed yet.
So claimed I guess
>>712168576
Rip, next time then.
I never understood collecting albums or whatever, digital music is better for me, at least.
>>712168842
Hello friend, what's up?
>>712167936
Fine. Just a little more antisocial than normal, i suppose.
QOTT: what was your senior quote in high school?
>>712169290
What's a senior quote?
>>712169015
Posting in a waifu thread obviously. How's you?
>>712169015
I like having the discs. Plus I have a sound system with a CD tray.
It's kind of like physical vs digital books. I like the feel of paper copies
>>712169244
Something wrong?
At least you're here, right?
>>712169290
I didn't have one
>>712169466
probably didn't have friends either lol
>>712169372
a quote that goes under your yearbook photo
only for seniors :o
>>712169523
We don't have that in england i think
>>712169846
who is this? :o
>>712169884
I give you one guess
>>712169466
No, nothing in particular. Just me being me.
Apart from being tired anyways. I think i'll go to bed.
See you later.
>>712169523
I had 3
>>712170016
Sleep well :(
>>712169976
my boyfriend :) (I'm right)
>>712170100
I had none :o
>>712170251
No i'm not gay -_-
>>712170251
who's your boyfriend? :o
>>712170503
tomyoatauooaaooaaaokloauauauaoaoaoapapapaaaiaijoiuwoeiwo;eioiefjoiwejfj:o:o:i:i:o:o:o:o:o;o;O
>>712170362
you are for me :3
>>712169438
I didn't ask what you were doing, I said what's up! Anything on your mind you wanna talk about?
Why'd you decide to post here? Why'd you pick Rei?
>>712169466
I only pick paper copies because it's easier on the eyes, and easier to move around than an entire laptop.
I don't really see the difference in music though.
>>712167217
Drunk Arab weebob
>>712171111
digits confirm shit meme :o
>>712170770
But i'm not though
brb gonna shower naked
>>712171179
join me :)
>>712171178
memes are nice :o
>>712171126
memelord
How to spot an automated response
I literally said nothing
>>712170896
There's a certain amount to be said about having digital version, especially since the quality is usually the same, and the space saving is nice.
I just like having something physical to be able to hold, look at, and I can put it in a CD tray for listening in cars, sound systems and the like
I picked this one up yesterday
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holographic_Principle
>it rained super hard on me
>rained so hard I took my wallet out of my pocket and had to dry it off
>rained so hard the sweater in my backpack is wet
>my external hard drive in my bag is wet
Please god don't make it end this way
>>712171555
Trips
>>712169290
Eagles may sore but weasels don't get sucked into jet airplanes
i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.
>>712166289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
>>712171380
why so straight? :(
>>712171290
I cut myself shaving my neackbeard :o
>>712172371
lame lol
>>712172927
what does GTFO mean? :o
>>712172919
Because
>>712173066
are you a homophobe? :o
>>712173111
No but nice trips
>>712170896
Nothing on my mind right now.
>Why'd you decide to post here?
I saw the thread and posted in it, I don't see why that's important information
>Why'd you pick Rei?
She's relatable
>>712173269
nice 69
that's what we're gonna do :o
>>712173389
she has no personality :o
>>712173469
Yes, that's the whole point of her character, correct.
>>712173614
how is a robot relatable? :o
>>712173433
It's not but nice dubs
>>712173760
mai
>>712173715
Take an educated guess.
>>712173918
you have no personality? :o
>>712173728
plans for the weekend?
>>712173760
my
>>712173918
Because you have aspergers?
>>712173852
Anon
>>712173989
Game, eat, claim, repeat
So play video games, eat food and claim here. Same thing i do everyday
>>712173989
>>712174343
And sleep
>>712172122
Dubs, checkin.
>>712172090
Yeah, definitely.
Ah alright, I get you. Not every car has the Aux slot I guess.
Drowning in rain might be a poetic way to end it.
>>712173389
Well any information I deem important you probably wouldn't give to me, not asking about that!
I'm just getting to know a little more about you.
Relatable as in emotionally distant? There are plenty of people like you here.
>>712174343
>>712174385
sleep with me? :o
>>712174479
I just hope my external isn't damage, all my school related stuff is on that...
>>712174593
Should have backed it up
I'm going to work
later gators!
>>712174818
Bye
go back to /a/
>>712173989
You could say that. But it doesn't have a particularly good ring to it.
>>712174030
Good guess.
>>712174479
There are plenty of people like me the world over I'm sure.
>Relatable as in emotionally distant?
Yeah, also autism incarnate.
>I'm just getting to know a little more about you.
Nothing too much of intrigue here though.
>>712175020
Yes yes, but I'm saying there are people like you here, as in people that you can relate to as well or that you can compare troubles with. I'm welcoming you, desu.
And maybe you don't find yourself intriguing because you're so used to yourself, but you might be pretty interesting to me.
Also, where are you from?
>>712174777
>>712176188
Sieg Heil tripsguy
Next time you will be the lucky 7 I'm sure
>>712176188
Next time, my dude. Nice dubs though.
>>712174777
I back it up every couple of months, but I've done a bunch of shit since the last time
>>712176188
I didn't even want trips
>>712176901
I only backed mine up a couple days ago so i could format it
>>712176140
>maybe you don't find yourself intriguing because you're so used to yourself
That's an interensting way to put it. How am I interesting to you though? I'm just a guy on the internet.
I'm from the UK, if you're so curious. Where're you from?
>>712177112
Yep yep, it's how people like you put themselves down. You shouldn't do that, the traits that you take for granted are usually what draw other people to you when you let them get close.
Everyone that ends up on this thread is interesting to me, if you're here, then you're not average. Or at least not as average as other people, so I'd like to know your story, or as much of your story as you want to tell me.
I am that curious! I am from Lebanon, desu. have you heard of it? How's the UK? Do you like it?
why is loli so good? :o
>>712178689
no
>>712178912
no?
>>712178982
loli is babbies
do not put your wenis in babbies
>>712179075
too late already done
>>712178385
>>712178286
>LebAnon making a list of targets
How's it going down there? Feeling the fall weather already? Is the desert less hot than usual?
>>712179129
It's not too late, chop your dick off to appease the blood god.
>>712179278
i'm not into gore though
>>712178286
That sounds exaggeratadly over-romantisized, but certainly well meant to me. I don't really think there is an average, everyone has something to distiguish themselves from the crowd. As for me it's probably the fact that I'm just boring.
>How's the UK? Do you like it?
It's decent. Decent enough for a NEET to live at least.
>have you heard of it?
Well, I certainly have now. How's life there?
>>712179202
>this anon gets it
The weather is fucking retarded right now, man. It's hot and cold at the same time and flips randomly during the day, I have no idea what to wear and it's always bad.
Lebanon isn't a desert climate. Saudi Arabia was nicer because it really is a desert climate, so it gets cold in winter and stays hot during the other times.
But not fucking Lebanon, oh no.
>>712179340
>>712179075
Your waifu is a loli.
>>712179187
>>712179458
>this anon
Oh right no NS on mobile
>It's hot and cold at the same time
That makes no sense
>I have no idea what to wear and it's always bad.
Niqab?
>cold
Like 20°C cold?
>>712179458
:snake:
>>712180432
a cute
>>712179340
Why not, have you tried? It can be pretty good!
>>712179405
The average is what you come to expect from most people you meet, desu. You are certainly not a person who I'd expect the same reactions and actions from, that's what I mean!
Sometimes the ability to blend into a crowd is useful, no? Especially for someone who is poor at social interactions. Now the real question is what talents do you keep hidden? I'm hoping to find them in time.
Do you live alone? How old?
It's decent, not so good at others countries but it's okay. Internet is poor and certain jobs are impossible to find.
>>712179666
No Satan, she is not!
Hint hint, Karen is not the waifu.
>>712179741
>>712179809
Gabe?
I mean it rolls around at different times of the day. Super cold in the morning and really hot in the afternoon, then super cold again at night.
I don't wear arab clothing. I mean I can't wear a sweater in the super cold morning because I have to carry it around in the afternoon.
>>712180432
Hallo kiro
>>712181521
As popular as ever
>>712180432
>>712181521
>Hint hint, Karen is not the waifu.
So you're a heretic.
>>712181521
>>712179809
>forgot pic again
>I have to carry it around in the afternoon.
Such is life
>>712182230
No no, desu. I just didn't have a waifu when I wanted to start posting. I don't switch now because people know me as Karen and I don't want to confuse.
>>712181521
>what talents do you keep hidden? I'm hoping to find them in time.
I am exceptionally good at not being exceptionally good at anything.
I live alone in a flat, I periodically get a job to not end up homeless, but I have little hope for the future. I'm 21 with no colege degree, and that's about it. What is it to anyone though?
You're an arab?
>>712182196
Heil führer
>>712182343
Well who is?
>>712182343
>Admitting to avatarfagging just for avatarfagging's sake, not even following the thread theme
This isn't your normal average every day attention whoring
This is advanced attention whoring.
>>712182603
How you doing bby? Sleep well?
>>712166289
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
I do not agree to these terms satan.
I claim the next anon who posts, in hot girl form, as my waifu.
>>712183336
>no trips
You get nothing
Reminder to burn all avatarfags
>>712182312
It's okay desu, I think I can tell from the way you speak.
And yeah, it's really annoying.
>>712182545
Hmmm, I don't believe that, desu. I think you have something that you don't consider exceptional.
At least you are not leeching off your parents, no? That's a thing you can be proud of.
Having a job is really the only thing you need these days, I thinks.
Yes yes, I am an arab.
>>712183336
Neat! Are we married now?
>>712183148
I guess so, desu. I really wanted to make some friends and I didn't understand what a waifu was, so I just picked Karen because I like her the most.
Now that I do I don't call her a waifu anymore.
>>712183176
Really tired, even thought I went to bed at a more reasonable time than usual. Considering going back to sleep because I have work later
Yourself?
>>712183541
They only said images.
They said nothing about ASCII art.
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>>712182614
This one, desu.
>>712183668
ruri?
>>712183709
She always looks sad
>>712183709
This is actually pretty qt.
>>712183420
damn. Oh well, a space cat is fine too.
>>712183709
>>712182343
>Same color eyes and hair
>Blue eyes, blonde hair
I didn't know you were a neo nazi.
>>712183563
Today is my mother's birthday, so we're going out for supper.
I slept kind of okay last night actually.
>set an alarm for 00:30 because I had laundry in the dryer
>slept through it
>dry am alarm for 7:00 to wake up for school
>sleepy through it
Fortunately, I didn't sleep too long and was able to get to school on time
>>712183773
Not always.
>>712183866
She does look like she smokes weed like all the time. I like that.
>>712183866
Heretic.
>>712183835
Well, I do hate Jews.
But I really think blonde hair blue eyes is the prettiest combo, even if it is overrated.
>>712184005
A verified nazi who likes avatarfagging for the sake of it and anime.
I'll bet you voted Trump too.
>>712183554
Maybe I do, either way I don't care enough to find out.
I'll never be able to run run late for school with toast hanging from my mouth and hell on my heels.
>tfw
>At least you are not leeching off your parents, no? That's a thing you can be proud of
I don't think not being in the worst case scenario is something to be proud of
Post in this thread to fix your kitchens.
>>>/f/3178147
>>712184001
Rubbu go aways
>>712183973
She's just calm, though I think that she wouldn't mind having a puff.
>>712184280
Hm hm, explained my reasons though, desu. I like anime as much as I like regular shows.
I didn't really vote, I'm not american. Though out of Trump and Hillary I don't think I would have voted for Hillary.
Probably would have voted for Gary, though I really didn't follow the election enough.
>>712184499
Hm hm, I mean you're probably aware of the talent already, just don't consider it exceptional because you hold yourself to standards that are too high. That's what I think, at least.
Yeah, though that isn't really too fun. I'd rather just get to school on time!
Also yes, sorry. I didn't word that properly, I meant to say that it's at least something you can enjoy. You're living on your own and if you go down you go down without taking down anyone with you. That should be some kind of comfort, no?
>>712185062
If she doesn't mind I will get her some.
>feels like -4° celsius
Finally, some cold weather.
>>712185200
Hm hm, though I think she wouldn't take it just for the hell of it, more like to give it a try.
She is pretty smart, so I'd say she wouldn't get hooked on it.
Who is the person you're posting?
>>712185370
Heyo, Shiro.
![Avilio [2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mevDtHe.jpg "Avilio [2].jpg")
>>712185465
Well I figured she is smart somehow. This is Avilio Bruno and he is another type of heresy I will be committing here.
>>712183846
Ah thats nice that you're doing something with her. How old is she?
Well thats good to hear you slept okay! It's better than before, yeah?
>Sleeping through alarms
I've never been able to do that, if you count stopping the alarm and going back to sleep, then yeah I've done that, kek.
>>712185465
Hi Karen. Doing good I'd hope?
>>712185632
Yep yep, top of her class. Nice to meet you if we haven't met already.
>>712185821
Yup, good enough at least. Getting better every day.
Yourself?
>>712185880
I'm doing fine I suppose. Not been doing much. Been playing a lot of New Vegas as of recent.
>>712185880
I have talked to you already. Even in voice. I am your worst nightmare! BUAHAHAHAHA!!
>>712185370
>hugs
>>712185062
No, I'm just that unremarkable. I don't complain though, having talent means expectations, blame and responsibility. All of which are thankfully as alien to me as the touch of a human female.
>I'd rather just get to school on time!
But in that case there's so much less opportunitty for comedic action to take place!
>That should be some kind of comfort
If you think being alone is something that would comfort you, and I do, then sure
>>712185747
48 today. We usually go out for birthdays, I wish I could do something nice for her, but what is money?
It probably won't continue into tonight sadly
This is the second time it's happened to me, since I'm a light sleeper
>stopping them and going back to sleep
Those doesn't count.
I'm going in the restaurant now, I'll talk to you later bb
>>712186117
>BUAHAHAHAHA!!
hi pete.
>>712186270
>>712186378
Fucking hell. How did you even guess?
>>712186378
You got it
>>712166289
KYS
>>712186491
You made it too obvious with the filenames.
>>712186378
Lorre?
>MFW I see the WORST THREADS ON /B/
>MFW I wonder why people still post here
Do you all have the ass burgers or something?
smh
>>712186655
Well not like it matters. I am just surprised that Karen would actually remember someone like me.
>>712186835
probably
>>712186835
I just assumed it was a bunch of jpsies that leaked over to /b/, found the old version of the claim thread, and decided to stay. Be it janis on /jp/ actually enforce the no avatarfagging rule or what have you. But this sort of stuff is common on /jp/ when you're past the touhou lewdposting.
>>712186304
Yup yup, that's true and I'm glad you know the positives of being unremarkable. It really is a blessing to have no expectations placed on you.
That's true, funny things should happen often.
I am an extrovert, I think. I can't live without having a good amount of friends, so I don't really understand that.
But being able to live alone is definitely something I can agree with. It's nice.
>>712186491
Your attitude tipped me off, I just checked discord to make sure and it's in your name.
Breadcrumbs, desu.
>>712186545
No no, Flandre.
>>712186835
For fun.
>>712187261
You are missing out on Es raging btw.
>>712187261
This is your idea of fun?
smh
I guess if you're an aspie, you'd actually find these threads "fun"
Autists enjoy repetition, after all
>>712187113
Who gives a shit about /jp/, that board is full of attention whoring faggots and just trash. It has devolved far from it's original state.
Messed up some replies.
>>712186711
No no, Flandre.
>>712186545
Yup yup!
>>712187375
I'm not missing it, and it's not something I enjoy looking at.
>>712187480
Oh ok.
Flandre is my favorite on discord.
Wonder how lorre is though.
>>712187442
You mean like these threads?
>>712187480
oh well. Fun for me since he pm's me all his crazy statements and shit.
>>712187442
No no, just enjoy talking to people. Don't you like having friends?
Sometimes it's nice to talk to people that aren't from your country, or who can speak openly without being peer pressured into being politically correct.
>>712187586
Yeah, haven't seen him in a while. Was wondering about him recently, actually.
>>712187643
He pm's a bunch of people, but he seems completely normal in my pm's, at least. That's why I don't like it when he's attention whoring for no reason other than to start shit.
>>712187261
I know, good job
>>712187643
Why is that fun to you? I thought you enjoyed his company and you understood each other well
>>712187607
Now you're getting it!
>>712187755
Oh well.
>>712187788
I enjoy to watch people suffer time from time. Es is just a weak person and it is kind of entertaining at this point.
>>712187934
>I enjoy to watch people suffer time from time. Es is just a weak person and it is kind of entertaining at this point.
Esdeath 2.0
>>712187934
>I enjoy to watch people suffer time from time
You could cut someone with all that edge, kid.
>>712187934
>I enjoy to watch people suffer time from time
>>712187934
>>712187261
I'm a very introverted person. The only times I've ventured beyond my doorstep in the past 2 weeks was when I needed groceries. I even work out inside the house, since I have no money for a gym membership and feel too shy to go out and jog.
>That's true, funny things should happen often.
You didn't get the reference, did you?
>>712187113
That sounds remarkably unlikely
>>712188133
You do.
>>712188096
>>712188117
>>712188133
>>712188181
Danke~ I needed those (You)s.
>>712188263
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>712188194
Go read over /jp/ and tell me it's not a splitting image, nigga :^)
>>712188263
>le backpedal
>>712188393
Did I say that? Never even implied that. I just like all those beautiful (You)s in a row.
>>712188263
>being this autistic
>>712188201
But I don't go around telling it to everybody to look cool.
>>712188194
Hey, that makes two of us. I work out at home too, can't be bothered to get dressed to go to the gym every time.
I mean, probably not, unless you mean the generic anime person running to school with toast in their mouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAninNKS2a8
>>712188263
shit excuse
This is just fucking beautiful. Give me more.
>>712187934
>>712188263
Have two more (You)s, you deserve them.
Time to stop, pete.
>>712188717
You always seem nice
>>712188662
>But I don't go around telling it to everybody to look cool
But you're still an attention whore.
>>712188801
No can do. I love the (You)s.
>>712188801
has pete gone too far?
>>712188847
You tell everyone that.
>>712188970
not the mean ones
