/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Round II
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/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Round II
I like this flag.
>>712145707
it's wood, you idiot
>>712145638
why are id's even not back anymore but
why are ID's even gone?
Hello, boys!
NUDES FAGS ARE CANCER.
CANCER KILLED IDBRO.
FUCK YOU NUDECUNTS.
>>712145765
>>712145773
Hello, gn! Did you find any mushies?
>>712145773
wanna hook up bae
>>712145844
>>712145846
i want to lick quercy's ghost nips so bad
anybody got any hillary barry nudes?
Imagine if we all rented a cabin in the Whakakaka Ranges one real chilly winter, had a fire going, and all curled up to get nice and cosy and warm.
>>712145877
FUCK OFF CUNT!
WHAT YOU DO IS FILTHY.
>>712145931
dibs the dude posting taint pics
>>712145846
post the other one... you know the one
>>712145866
Nein.
RIP.
>>712145870
Yes, please.
>>712145773
Where are you hiding idbro?
>>712145958
>>712145746
I can see that it's wood, I like it.
>>712145998
who tf is this, she looks familiar
>>712145972
>dibs
You want more?
>>712145979
Which one?
>>712145931
This sounds comfy as fuck
>>712145931
sounds a bit gay
>>712146059
the video
>>712145979
?
>>712146024
In my heart.
>>712145638
you guys are all fat retards from a backwards island in the middle of nowhere
get off the internet or else god will hit you with another earthquake.
>>712145931
Most of you fucks wouldn't even know how to chop fire wood or gather supplies?
in short, you're fucked if I don't come.
Better cuddle me good cunts.
>>712146059
Jesus Christ, man
>>712146112
;-;
>>712146122
fuck off, im 1/16th nga puhi g sieg fuckin heil
>>712146117
are you ok anon?
>>712146122
I'm a chick and I know those things...
>>712146207
no i'm australian
>>712146122
mate i been foraging bush and rubbing sticks for years now
>>712146239
dingo stole me baby
>>712146239
ah yep makes sense. well i'd offer you a hug but unless you're a rich asian, we're full
>>712146122
You think people in New Zealand of all places don't know how to chop wood?
Taking the ute into the hills and chopping trees up is a yearly ritual, faggot
>>712146297
reminder that asians are honorary aryans
>>712146321
You are speaking to fucking neckbeards on a polish gaming site.
Who the fuck do you think we are?
>>712146343
No they aren't you fucking piece of meat.
Get over your obsession with the slit eyed cunt.
>>712146112
open that fucker up.
Fucking liar Dunners, even worse, i got that faggot John Key and his twink son
>>712146416
untermensch
>>712146343
reminder that hitler lost and that doesn't mean shit anymore
>>712146463
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>712146429
Jeremy Wells is there and he is nude. Go cry into Woodstock.
>>712146463
>lost
doesn't realise that the nazi's are controlling the world from the hollow earth and have been for the last 30 years.
>>712146531
I AM CRYING INTO WOODSTOCK
>>712146531
Yeah but an iron is covering the good bits.
>>712146507
well maybe he should have cause he ended up killing himself
>>712146568
damn...
>>712146594
>implying he has a decent cock
>>712146429
>Fucking liar Dunners
???
>>712146602
>actually believes the fuhrer an hero'd
>>712146629
Doesn't matter, they're still good bits.
>>712146629
He told me i could google nudes of jeremy wells.
>>712146686
you can but it gets filtered, you have to spell it 'wellis' for them to come up.
post rare traps
Still waiting on them /cuteboys/ in Christchurch
>>712147175
u r 1
>>712147170
>>712147264
If I HAD to fuck a trap, I'd pick this one
>>712147175
goddammit joshie
who here earthquake ready?
>>712147328
what about this one
>>712147393
you fucking know it brah
water for daaaaaays
>>712147328
i'd pick quercy
>>712147439
I'm not a trap though.
>>712147539
prove it
>>712147563
I don't have to..
>>712147659
its all good, i like traps
>>712147563
>>712146103
slavic dog
>>712147764
looks shopped tbh
>>712147438
my parents were angry as fuck when i told them w e needed to evacuate at 3am
>>712147787
>doesn't recognise a beautiful blonde haired, blue eyed, aryan woman when he sees one.
>>712147764
FUCK
RARE
>>712147787
Finnish, actually.
>>712147820
it wasn't taken with a DSLR fo sure.
>>712147764
my God the ultimate tease. under that thin piece of papers is quercys pussy. i am so hard right now
>>712148006
wish it as taken with my dick go pro tbh fam
>>712148057
>>712147764
Ghoul nest.
Oughta just destroy it.
>>712148115
looks like mine
>>712147904
*she
>>712147934
close enough. how old?
>>712148154
you know the fuckin rules then
>>712148146
Show yours.
>>712148199
Remember we don't degrade here. Rules set by the Queen.
Let the lady proceed.
>>712148261
yes m'lady
>>712148181
jesssuuusss. she has such an amazing complexion... would have pegged her for a teenager.. thats crazy
>>712148199
I'm not stating business egg. Just chillin
>>712148199
/b/ rules don't apply in /nzg/
>>712148251
k
>>712148303
ok idbro.....
>>712148301
>>712148328
I have a feeling I know you. Not from your pic but from your memes. You've been here before haven't you?
>>712148301
Thank you! I don't always have the best complexion but I try. Right now my complexion looks like the underside of a dogs taint. But I do tend to get bad when I'm ill/PMSing.
>>712148301
well then, i'd love to get you round to drink some monster and listen to a chill dubstep playlist, maybe kiss a little bit? ;)
>>712148392
Of course i've fucking been here before, what do you mean. if you can id me i'll suck your dick
>>712148443
Jenga?
>>712148261
Fuck the Queen bullshit.
There is only one true Queen of this Namibian fishing guild forum. /b is for boxxy.
Fuck you cunt.
Ruining my /b
>>712148509
This isn't /b/ faggot.
>>712148443
Ginga?
>>712148497
Jango?
>>712148534
>>712148497
incorrect. no sucky sucky 4 u
>>712148392
The real jenga is please standing up.
>>712148398
so totes jelly, any skincare wisdom
>>712148443
nawt nyyiiiceee. all the og's know i'm not like that wah
>>712148529
fuck up cunt.
fight yourself on the internet.
>>712148583
They weren't even me. I am still thinking.
>>712148583
FUCK OFF ATTENTION WHORE.
TITS OR GTFO.
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU ARE A GIRL ON A KOREAN POP STAR FORUM.
FUCKING WHORE!
>>712148604
oh ok, you are forgiven
>>712148631
i already posted my tits you shitlord
>>712148593
AllI do is clean my makeup off at the end of the night haha. Sometimes I dab my sons sudocream on particularly bad areas, yep that's nappy rash cream but it's also zinc which is in most concealers and totally dope for getting rid of pimples.
>>712148443
>>712148679
You?
>>712148679
No you didn't. IDbrostamp
>>712148723
no. me >>712148328
>>712148723
THERE IS A DISTURBING GROWTH ON THE RIGHT NIPPLE.
SOMETHING IS A FOOT.
>>712148745
This.
bye guys, gonna go play with my wet little pussy and big tits then go to sleep
>>712148709
oooooo that's interesting I've heard zinc works well. I apologize for calling you a slavic dog, i was throwing words around. what do you clean off makeup with? i noticed my skins gotten heaps better ever since i started using neutrogena and finallllly found the right moisturizer
Said I want you for a million days
You say you want the same with me
With love for real without the lies
Is that what they call paradise?
>>712148882
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A LITTLE PUSSY.
ITS A TRAP.
>>712148959
>I apologize for calling you a slavic dog, i was throwing words around
n'awwwwww
>>712148959
OR YOU COULD JUST ADJUST YOUR DIET AND HAVE NICE SKIN.
FUCKING CHEMICAL FAGGOTS.
>>712148959
Heh, I use a hot flannel and that lavender stuff i use for my sons bath cause it doesn't sting the eyes.
>>712149023
i know, its just a slit i cut in my gooch
>>712149038
hey c'mon i used the right pic and everything
>>712149046
I did adjust my diet and my skin has gotten better t/y
>>712149048
may try it :D
>>712149046
Isn't zinc a natural mineral/metal?
>>712149101
Um it's the johnsons baby sleepy times stuff in the purple bottle. Large bottle is about 8 dollars. Tbh it's probably the extract in it that does the work but the no sting is a nice touch
>>712149101
i know, it was really beautiful.
>>712149115
ARE YOU A CYBORG?
WHY YOU NEED ALL THESE CHEMICALS TO MAKE YOUR BODY GOOD?
>>712149115
literally everything is chemicals, he's memeing
>>712149240
>literally everything is chemicals
Is a shadow chemicals? BTFO
>>712149208
Imma look out for that! honestly so hard to find the right product and also i have a bath so win/win!
>>712149216
t/y i really do try though
>>712149387
fuck is this true? i live near the zoo and have been getting calls from a private number all weak. im really easily manipulated and i dont want to do anything i might regret...
>>712149458
i used to live near a zoo too. That was after i got kicked out for the blood stains on the carpet. My landlord never questioned where my room mate went.
>>712149547
your roommate was probably a meerkat
>>712149547
Annie are you OK?
so i had my hair in a pony tail. I plaited the hair into small braids from my ponytail, like 20. just took my headband out now they all just sitting there on the top of my head in a ponytail shape. I regret this decision.
pic related. how i feel.
>>712149702
cut them all off you predator ass looking mother fucker.
image roulette,i couldn't make out what it was.
>>712150207
oh my fucking god it's an adorbs pile
>>712150231
kys
>>712150421
I'm happy thanks :)
First time playing The Witcher 3.
spend hours looting useless shit.
this is my life now.
>>712150579
>>712150579
Fucking great game. Fuck some bitches. Make sure you fuck Yennifer and Triss and Kiera.
>>712150873
I just killed the fuck out of a bear.
Be on horseback.
take a few swings at it.
Horsebro gets spooked.
Fall off horse.
continue to murder bear.
bear is dead.
I am Victor.
>>712151174
>roll roll
>stab arse
>roll roll
>stab arse
>roll roll
>stab arse
>roll roll
>stab arse
>roll roll
>stab arse
anyone wanna get stoned with a loner
>>712151364
do you have a vagina?
>be me
>in a new town
>go to bar
>a few people around, quite empty
>get straight spirits because I wanna get fucked up
>hear a group of people outside.
>people in the bar start leaving
>ayy lmao?
>Three meat head looking ass cunts come into the bar
>continue to consume my drink.
>one of them makes fun of my hair.
>I don't want no trouble, offer to buy a round.
>Guy says he doesn't drink with strangers.
>oh boy here we go.jif
cont?
>>712151364
what kind of loner are you?
also this >>712151665
>>712151704
Sounds like Jack Reacher
Cont.
>Smaller of the two comes at me
probably to prove he's hard you know.
>quickstep around this oaf
>locked on target to the biggest cunt
>shove this cunt and he loses balance on some stools
>turn around to counter the hit I know is coming from his bud
>ohfuck.xif
>this nigga pulled a blade.
>draw my blade and parry this cunts attack
>stab stab stab. this cunts shirt begins to pool with blood
he goes down to the ground
>The dude I shoved is up and heading my way
>sidestep.ayylmao
>stab stab stab
he goes down in a bloody mess
>last but not least the manlet
>cunt basically gives up and thinks i'll show mercy
>nope.dead
Bar is going to have a tough time cleaning up all the blood from the wooden floor.
mfw I don't have to pay for my drink.
>>712151665
maybe
>>712151787
idk I have a few friends but we only hang out...every once in a while...is that lonely?
>>712152279
How many dicks have you taken in your life?
What kind of food do you eat?
How many cats do you have?
What are 3 hobbies/interests?
>>712152265
mfw forgot image
>>712152317
taken no dicks...
I'm not picky but a nice curry is good any day
2 cats
watching movies, going 2 the beach and holding my cats
>>712152279
If you are supplying I am in Mt Roskill.
>>712152479
what do you mean taken no dicks?
are you even a faggot bro?
>>712152694
ew dude
>>712152694
You are very naked. Can I have a private bum pic?
Only 2:50am
all the normies are asleep.
not even hardcore niggas.
>>712153272
>implying I am a normie
I am going to sleep though. night nigger.
>>712153410
pussy nigga
>>712153272
im nocturnalbro.
still early for me.
>>712153614
this is how it should be.
fucking day walkers.
giving you nz best girls
>>712153272
we out chea
tfw still missing wizardbro
>>712154562
he's dead.
farts stankin like noodle canteen.
you know you've smelt this smell before.
I'm gonna fuck this witch.
>>712155230
hang in there bro, that shit sucks.
>>712155463
have you ever sat on the toilet with your legs crossed and done a shit?
it feels good how it squeezes through the cheeks.
don't worry abot the toilet paper though.
just jump in the shower or bath and wash.
>>712155642
im actually going to try this next time i take a shit.
pic related, scored 25 points the other day, had swamp and frogspawn.
just saw some 3D titties in a game yo.
how do people even get offended by it? it ain't real nigga.
i'm out chea killing demons and shit. and mother fuckers complain about titties that were made on a computer.
nigga dem titties are about as real as the demons i am killing.
>>712155801
I am going to take a shit now.
will come back with results
>>712155866
because millennials dude. shitty.fucking.millennials
>>712155901
my hero
threads dead my cuz
