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ITT: we pretend we are americans
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MAEK AMURIKA GR8 AGN
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I'm american
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>>712134131
Why you u no vote same as me?
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We need more guns to keep the children save
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FREEDUMMMM HURRR DURRRR!
MUH WEAPONSSSSSSSS
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if we get rid of the guns then how am i suppost to shoot the guns that are shooting at me?
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>>712134131

first of all, we don't call ourselves "americans" anymore because stupid fucking "latinx"s--who no longer have a gender--like to tell us that we don't own the "americas" and only inhabit a small part of them.

second, if we care about the election, we'd be losers. there is SO much more to enjoy in life, like the exponentially larger amount of culture we've produced; and then there's actually a fucking quora thread about how the UK has the greatest culture the world has ever known when we invented calculators and computers and everything else and influence the world more than anyone ever will.

we're NOT as tiny as you. we have SO MUCH. you have fucking dr. who or some gay ass shit. all US television aside--and that's five times anyone else, we have 100 times the cinema and music.
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>>712134131
So what if I'm actually an American?
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>>712134671
Woah you're really good at this
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>>712134742
Game over man, game over!
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ITT: We laugh at what ignorant Eurofags think of Americans.

Helpful tip, friends: We don't give a shit. We don't have a cultural inferiority complex like the rest of the western world.
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>>712134799
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>>712134131
>Muh guns
>Muh freedom
>Muh free speech
>Muh rights
Honestly Americas patriotism is fucking disgusting and unattractive.
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>>712134866
>we don't give a shit
If you really didn't give a shit you wouldn't have to tell people you didn't give a shit.
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>>712134742
you suck a nigger cock until trump comes to save you
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>north of highway 8
I would give anybody who gets that reference a $1,000, cash, within 2 hours, driving distance, of said reference.
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>>712134131
Howdy.
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>>712134131
I need a cryroom so I can get over being the biggest faggot on earth
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>712134131
I'm a faggot pretending to not be a faggot pretending to be a faggot pretending not to be a faggot
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>>712135167
Justin Bieber?
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America
Your fired!
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>>712134886
and prideless beta-male faggots are SO much more attractive. good luck with the ongoing third world invasion, buddy.
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>>712134886
Well... Why?

We like our country. It might not be much objectively better than everywhere else, and it has deep flaws, but it's ours.

Also, it has twice the tonnage of battleship that Russia and China have combined, and neither of them are really adversarial anymore. Most of the world has to do things on America's terms because of its economic and military power. Why not suck up a little bit? Hell, it's pretty ok here when politicians don't break shit.
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>>712134975
I'm guessing it's an inside joke, and the one person on earth who gets it is someone to whom you already owe $1,000. Brilliant.
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>>712134663
Use knives, you know because gun owners keep saying "hurr durr knives are just as dangerous"
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>>712134131
FUCKING LIBERITARDS ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL MY COUNTRIES ISSUES!!

THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY MY GUNS AND FORRCE ME TO LIKE BLACK NON CHRISTIANS!
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>>712134958
Do I get to suck his when he shows up? God, I hope so...

Praise kek! Long live daddy Trump!
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I don't know who I'm at war with and pizza is an American food right?
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>>712135556
No, it's, I guess, a regional joke. About 5-6 counties are in on the joke. Trust me, you don't want to live north of highway 8.
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>>712135654
That's true, tho.
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Yeehaw! Ima gona rastle me up some good ol' fashioned bacon and Jack Daniels shucks
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>>712134601
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>712135800
fail.
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>>712135654
maybe a couple weeks ago you would sound american, but now youre obviously some smelly spaniard who hasnt read the headlines.
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>>712134601
all anime is for cock babies
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>>712135711
Saying pizza isn't American when we invented the stuffed crust is like saying that communism isn't Russian because Marx was born in Germany.
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*applauds*
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Anyone try that new double pound asiago quadruple bacon extreme chickenizer burger from burger king for $3.99? It's awesome!

Had it right before I went to the range with my wife's son to shoot off my new .50 cal sniper.
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You people think you're so smart with your little smarty-pants threads well GUESS WHAT WE WON so SHUT UP IF YOU DONT LIKE IT
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I'd like a large Diabetes with a double McPatriotism and some Freedom on the side, please. Could you also add a Gun to that? It's my kid's birthday.
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>>712136002
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>>712135928
That picture is the exact definition of capitalism. Modern global civilization needs communism more than it know.
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>>712135930
All those LIBERALS fighting against the British.
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Sorry I can't go, I work this weekend.
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>>712136149
>tfw people are already realizing their massive fuck up
that is if he doesnt get impeached before he has a chance to get sworn in. trump is like the dog thats been chasing cars all his life, he has no fucking clue what to do now that he actually caught up to the car.
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>>712134946
We don't have to, we want to, because we're loud.
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Oh darn honey, I think I left the lawn mower running.
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>>712136226
It's okay, they will never understand. It's like telling a priest god isn't real, it just isn't gonna happen. While progression is catching up to them real fucking fast and they are scared.
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MODS . . . . . . >>>/s/17117770
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>>712134131
I'll have the sketti and butter
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Hater Gunna Gun
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also
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MODS >>712136465
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>>712135622
how are knives suppose to defend you from people with guns
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>>712134671

convincingly butthurt american impression there 9/10
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>>712136176
> double McPatriotism
LOST
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>>712134195
> MAEK AMURIKA GR8 AGN
Lel
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>>712136226
oh hey look at this REPUBLICAN that freed the slaves
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> be angry lesbian
> haven't gotten laid in 3 years because angry
> hear white MAN say ''nigger'' on bus, go ape-shit
> tell MAN he wrong
> man taks out ear plugs, says he listening to NWA
> be angry lesbian
> haven't gotten laid since that enjoyable night with daddy
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>>712136740
>thinking even pedo dads would molest those bitches
wew lad
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>>712136729
DELETE THIS
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>>712134131
Bretbart is more trustworthy than the New York Times.
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>>712136740
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>>712136202
Communism is pretty scary, TBH.

Socialism might be feasible, though. Problem is, how do you get people to buy into it instead of just living off the system? Also, it needs to have a market economy. Command economies tend to overcompensate for short run needs and not have enough of something basic in the long run.

The biggest question that neither can answer well is: How much do you trust the people around you to not be bastards?
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>>712136729
Did you not understand that at that time, Republicans were LIBERALS then? At that time SOUTHERN DEMOCRATS were the conservatives. Go read a book you moron.
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>>712134131
I seem to be taller than the Japanese Emperor.
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>>712136729
may that devil burn in hell
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Haters Going to Gun >>712136465
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> and >>712136740
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Michelle Obama in 2020 = NWA
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>>712136729
You rekt yourself. Lincoln was a LIBERAL.
See:
>>712136874

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Democrats
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Yeee haaaa let's nuke some cities for no apparent reason
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>>712136874
sorry to break it too you but this president signed in the civil right he was also a REPUBLICAN
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>>712137012
see this >>712137047
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>>712134671
Yeah, we have so god damn much but decide to fucking waste it on the most idiotic of things. If Tesla were alive today, he would kill himself at the utter and cruel waste of technology. A tiny biopsy is Apple and all the people who buy their garbage. All those "powerful" silicon chips and processors and for what, so you can do more on facecock and have your playlists more readily accessible? Useless trash.

Compared to mainstream life, the way of the ancient nomad seems preferable.
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>>712137047
You're retarded. Guess who appoints the FBI director?
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>>712134131
Europoors use metrics so penises small, if 7 inch is changed to 7 cm it's tiny. So everything is small in europoorland. Learn sumthing. This why our flag in the pluto and Jesus was born here in states instead of islamic states like Jehova or who de one was with the little gurl ho.
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>>712134131
yo nigger faggot how would you like it if i came and fucked you hard in the ass you little bitch nigger faggot cuck? ima gunna stick my stright dick in your ass and fuck you so hard. no homo, im just alpha. fucking faggots.
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>>712136874
And the Dems have helped the black man sooo much after they re-branded.

Why don't you try reading a book?
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MONEY beats SOUL >>712137032 every time
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>>712137229
You're not smart at all. You should really learn when to shut up. You're so rekt by these posts:

>>712137012
>>712137161
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>>712137047
you know what im bored of this
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>>712137229
You're only proving my point about the President's role with the FBI's actions against civil rights. It's like you wanted to help me prove you wrong. Moron.
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>>712137319
If you're still toiling over liberal vs conservative or Dem /GOP false dichotomies, you are profoundly lost.
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>>712136861
It's the human factor. If we were more loyal and honorable, like bears, we wouldn't be so easily susceptible to corruption and greed. If EVERYBODY chipped their equal fair and shared, it would work (like we teach children). It could be a fucking utopia of cooperation and progressive advancement. But you got my cousin who would rather collect unemployment than work, he voted trump. That's why communism will always fail and capitalism will work.
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>>712137197
>thank you cern for advancements that i will never understand and could save and/or advance humanity
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>>712137674
>like bears
stopped reading there
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>>712137450
>my point about the President's role with the FBI's actions against civil rights

And what IS your point Skippy? That Democrats cynically use cries of RACISM, victimization and the levers of government to keep the brothas and beaners in line?

I'd agree with you on that.
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>>712137964
The point is that whites of any party can't be trusted.
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America lost the american civil war
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>>712138034
wut
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>>712138034
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>>712138110
You heard me
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I can now legally grab another woman's pussy whenever I want

oh wait I always do that
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>>712138209
[citation needed]
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>>712138012
How about half whites? Can they be trusted?
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>>712137776
>sarcasm
I just used bears as an example, and simple metaphor, of a creature that doesn't hoard 3 years worth of meat and hoard it from other bears or eat in one sitting. They take what they need and go about their business. 90% of people, in the US, are fucking glutenous pigs that use WAY fucking more than they give (and expect to behave this way) and scheme/connive/cheat their way to more things, BUT they demand a baseline protection from our modern society.
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>I constantly try to compare my country's achievements to others to cover for my own inadequacies, even though my country's achievements are not my own, and thus have no bearing on my personal worth
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>>712138012
How about Al? Can he be trusted?
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Isn't that what we do anyway?
Turn on the news and American politics, go to the store and American goods. I'm on an American website! Using a computer from an American company!
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>>712138281
If they realize they're black, yes they can be trusted by blacks. Go look up how a lot of black abolitionists look, a majority of them were mixed race. It's safe to say that without a population of mixed blacks, slavery couldn't have ended for the rest of the black-blacks. There's more to it too, like the fact that octoroons who looked pure white were descended from slaves, so were also enslaved themselves. It was reaching a level where white looking blacks were now being enslaved, yes "white" people were then being enslaved because of their tiny black ancestry. There's more to it but I'm not going to continue.
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>>712138399
I'm gonna frame this
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>>712138281
so when a christian man rapes a woman is there an epidemic of christian rapists? no you just say rapist.
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>>712138508
Should they trust Jesse? Has he helped them much?
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>>712138421
No, he's a piece of shit. Got caught by the FBI doing whatever shit he did and they've been using him as a snitch ever since. He'll sell anyone out in a heartbeat, he's already sold his soul.
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>>712138505
cant tell if joking or not
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>>712134131
America grate again just like when we nuked the polar bears in island and killed all the pingpongs in west kenya. We also make best phones, none of that china crap because we have apple!
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>>712138580
Now you're just posting a list of COINTELPRO targets.
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>>712138626
Speak merican you moran
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>>712138539
If they rape in the name of Christ or scream Praise Jesus as they machine gun concert goers, then yes I'd call them Christian whatever.

You fucking retarded or what?

Oh I remember, you're out to help the black man.
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>>712138735
Somebody has to with all these bed sheets starting to pop up.

getit?
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>>712138391
>implying bears could even comprehend greed let alone be greedy
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My president
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>>712138731
This is how a real American speaks.
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>>712138735
I guess the terrorism the Irish took part in was okay because they were white.
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>>712138626
So you admit no black politicians can be trusted.

Or maybe politicians in general.

Keep going Skippy, you'll get there.

But maybe this one is sincere.
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>>712135622
>don't bring a knife to a gunfight
>actually suggesting you bring a knife to a gunfight

tard
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>>712138883
Word nigga
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>>712138872
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>>712138861
>i dont know what a metaphor is
It's okay, I understand. You're not that smart. Many people aren't, recent events are evident of this. Now the unintelligent think they have an actual place in society.
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>>712138990
>its not january yet
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>>712134663
Wait, I thought Obama was supposed to take all your guns and make your penises smaller? Shit, he doesn't have much time to enact martial law. The black man better hurry up and take revenge for slavery before a modern day slave driver takes his place.
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>>712139099
>its not january yet

Join the real world. It's not so bad on occasion.
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>wake up
>muh freedums
>breakfast
>lard, cheesburger, coca cola
>sweatpants
>go to work
>get in my 2 miles per gallon truck
>12 stickers in the back
>2 shotguns,1 rifle behind my seat and under it and on me 3 handguns
>arrive at work
>shoot 3 rounds on the air
>coworker shoots 1 round to verify that I arrived on time
>work my fat ass 12 minutes
>sweating my balls (haven't seen those 2 for 16 years)
>muslim comes in to repair his car
>manager detonades homemade bomb
>17 people dead
>2 wounded, 1 of them the fuckin muslim
>wake up in hospital
>fucking obamacare and that nigger president
>didn't sign up for it
>I scream cause both my legs got blown away
>nurse turns up my morphine
>i fade away into sleep
>I whisper "Trump 2016, make america great again"
>2 weeks later I wake up
>scream on top of my lungs
>"MUH FREEDOMS"
>hospital bill
>$13,456,891.45
>went bankrupt
>I suck dicks under bridges now
>Muricah, fuck yeah!
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>>712138012
Fucking die in fire sand nigger
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>>712139475
>sand nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
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i dreamed about burgers again last night
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>>712134131
Well your one giant fucking faggot OP. AMERICANS are people not to be messed with or we give you the biggest ass brushing you've ever seen
USA USA USA!
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>>712139066
We president now libcuck. Suck my dick!
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>>712139228
The tragedy of Obama is that he could have been transformational in a positive way.

Instead he choose to be small minded.

Elections have consequences indeed.
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>>712138887
Yeah and because they had a real reason unlike the fucking Islamist colonizers.
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>>712139598
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Fuck you liberals we don't want you commies here
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>>712139611
>inb4 chose
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>>712134131
Hi I am trigender quadro formagi demigirl fairykin
if you don't support my campus policy you'll be thrown out
also better vote for hillary <3
tata titi <3 :)
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NU MALE CUCK SHITLORD MAGA CTR MCDONALDS PRONOUNS BUILD WALL OBSESSED TRANSFORMERS THEYRE TAKING OUR JOBS
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>>712134131
>wake up at 10:00
>slide out of bed need good boy crane to hoist me into the communal yellow school bus
>3 small children get drowned under my lard
>push out their corpses with my freedom stick
>shoot all the miniorities on the bus
>get to school
>late
>all the teachers are undergoing physriatric treatment for ptsd so I can go straight to dindin
>sloppy nuggets, peas and just straight up fat on the plate
>throw out peas
>poor minorities eat them out of trash
>die of heart attack
>"f-fffucking ll-libtards!"
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>>712139524
link is too JewTube for me. thanks faggot but no thanks.
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>>712134671
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>>712134131
"Hi muh niggu, i went to jail only 9 times this week"
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>>712138508
Live in the past much?
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not my president!
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>>712140850
That nigga can't vote. He's a felon.

We all live in the past. How many of us live in the future.
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>>712140850
The 'past' is a shitting asshole, and the 'present' is the poop coming out. [Insert a clever metaphor for what the 'future' is here]
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>>712134131
i hate niggers and i like fuking my sister
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>>712141058
>That nigga can't vote. He's a felon.

He's dead you retard.

>We all live in the past. How many of us live in the future.

If you insist on being a moron pedant, then we all live in the present. Some of us learn but from but not dwell on the cesspits of history.

Better to take the best from history and drop the rest of the bullshit.
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>>712134357
YOU CUCK
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Giv mi chizburger
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>>712134776
/thread
holyshit im crying
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>>712142743
>says the guy who thinks only in 19th century scientific racist memes
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>>712134131
My wife is pregnant with our 3rd black baby. It's fun raising them. They wont be criminals at all. If you disagree, you're oppressing me. I better sit down at whole foods and blog about this.
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>>712143087
wut, what kind of weird shit are you foreigners watching about Americans?
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>>712138399
Nationalism is making a major comeback man watch out. the typical poor american and typical poor Russian have munch in common. scary times indeed
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>>712141058
dont bother with these peasants, not worth your time
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I DIDNT VOTE BUT IM ANGRY AT THE OUTCOME

WE ARE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD, IGNORE OUR PRISON POPULATION, SYSTEMIC RACISM, GENERAL AUTISM AND INHERENT CORRUPTION, BRIBERY AND RETARDATION OF OUR POLITICS.

OUR ENTIRE POPULATION IS RETARDED AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A REASONABLE PERSON, THERES ONLY RIGHT WING GUN NUT WITH IMPOSSIBLE IDEAS OF HOW THE WORLD WORKS OR FUCKING FAGGOT LIBERAL SHITHEADS WHO NEED THEIR SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE AND SAFE SPACE
FUCK I HATE YOUR SHITHOLE COUNTRY THE US SHOULD JUST FUCKING DIE JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE ALL FUCKING NIGGERS AND REDNECKS AND THE ONLY REASON YOUVE ACHIEVED ANYTHING IS BECAUSE YOUR RETARDED WORKING CLASS LASTED THROUGH THE LATTER HALF OF THE 20TH CENTURY AND DIDNT REALISE YOUS WERE ALL GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY MORE POWERFUL RETARDS


ANY AMERICAN WHO KILLS HIMSELF DOES THE WORLD A FAVOUR YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC CUNT FAGGOTS NIGGER SHITHEADS
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>>712143303
No it ain't. What's happening is nationalism being created as a problem in order to offer the solution, removing nationalism.
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>>712143087
lmao you american as fuck
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>>712143433
>No it ain't. What's happening is nationalism being created as a problem in order to offer the solution, removing nationalism.
uh so if I'm following you correctly you're saying brexit and trump victories were just conspiracies to make us fearful of nationalism?
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>>712134131
>I'm dumb and fat
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>>712143087
I just had my second black kid. It's a shame that my race is so cucked that I can only have children of my race only with women of my own race.
>my black child
>not my white child

Maybe he'll grow a big black cock as a kid so I can take it in my ass.
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>>712134886
Like we give a fuck about foreign opinion. Cry harder.
>if you are American
Like we give a fuck about left wing opinion
>>712134946
If you really didn't give a shit you wouldn't have to tell people you didn't give a shit.
We really don't, but we enjoy informing you foreign piss-ants about it because we know it fucks with your false sense of superiority
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>>>f/fuck all the americanos
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>>712143592
Exactly. You'll see it happen more. Terrorism as a global, borderless threat is also a false flag to increase these goals too.
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>>a/mericans_are_all_cucks
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>>712143652
that guy with the dreads/fade combo in the background is killing it tho
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>>712143748
I think he's black, mixed or something.
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>>712143723
you're in too deep man, a couple to many of those red pills...
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>>712143173
California. I'm watching the state of California.
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>>712143805
lmao hes white as fucking ryan secrest
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>>712134131

> ITT: We pretend we lost half our brain cells
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>>712143840
The guy with the dreds looks mixed or something. There's some other pics of this scene, I don't feel like looking for it.
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>>712139099
i guess i have never seen any power-hungry human being like her
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>>712136861
Socialism entails price floors and ceilings imposed on supply and demand, hence you got America and its slowed economy.
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Thoughts?
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>>712143806
>and ISIS is a joint CIA/Mossad operation for pic related

You'll see more of this becoming a reality, being talked about, etc.
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>>712144104
She must have a very good blowjob technique.
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Sup bruuh i'm an real nigga and i love roughing hookers up and giving them aids. I'm banned from most of deez fine azz bitches but it's okay. Whenever i go to my local stoe to get muh blacknmild, swishas, and newpawts, i be checkin out deez fine daylight bitches dat work dere. Mmm mmm
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>>712143980
youre creepy as fuck man, you got some kinda obsession with interracial relations huh
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>>712144252
fuck isreal
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>>712144252
I honestly dont see that state of Israel happening but I could definetely see the CIA/Mossad coop operation given what the CIA has pulling in the past in South and Central America and more recently in Afghanistan
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>>712142888
Trips wasted slaying a strawman.

Good job.
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>>712144385
no u
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>>712134131
>muh second amendment
>muh democracy
>muh freedom
>muh burgers
>muh "football"
>muh celebrity worship culture
>muh FAT

should I go on?
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>>712144545
There were no Jihadists before the CIA started meddling in Afghanistan's war against Russia. Jihadism/Islamic terrorism is a CIA invention.
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>>712144835
you have any sources or references? I'd love to read up about it.
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>>712145043
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet%E2%80%93Afghan_War

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_activities_in_Afghanistan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cyclone

This is all sourced in the footnotes and should give you more key terms to search more credible sources. Check for non-fiction textbooks, even read the CIA's official recommended reading lists. Read between the lines.

Investigate the CIA's role with the mujahideen. The CIA invented this radical ideology to radicalize groups to fight the Russians, then later used it in their common tactic of "create a problem, then offer the pre-planned solution."
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>>712145307
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet%E2%80%93Afghan_War
I actually wrote a term paper on the soviet-afgan war
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>>712143828
California is full of jew faggots who think about what bull is gonna fuck their wife every time they beat off whilst watching Roots. They are a goddamned disgrace to my country. You are a fool if you think most of us give 2 fucks about all this gay ass special snowflake faggotry, the loudest whiners always get the most attention. I cant tell you how many people i talk to that are tired of this bullshit, we need a real fucking dream to work for. You eurocucks are NO DIFFERENT than fucking california. Wake up people, shut the fucking tv off for a month and spend time with your own thoughts. Then some manly pride may flow thru your veins and you will want to puke upon witnessing the cuck sjw jew faggotry that is so en vogue..... be amazed, that you are alive on a fucking rock flying in space at mach fuck orbiting a big ass star, i dont know, just try to be happy! Its not hard. Life has a way of making us laugh at our failures. Letting these people speak heresy to decency far too long is a graven sin we are answering for now. If America ever falls, europe is soon to follow
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>>712145307
you should read https://www.amazon.com/Terror-Factory-Inside-Maufactured-Terrorism-ebook/dp/B00ATLNH78/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

talks about how the FBI actually constructs homegrown terrorism
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>>712145639
>>712143828
samefag go masturbate to some interracial porn and then go to sleep
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>>712145523
Did you mention details about how the illegal drug trades, like opium/heroin, in Afghanistan play a part in the armed conflicts? To really get it, you have to realize all these groups, including the government agencies, and militaries are used as organized criminal networks. They're fighting a lot of wars and financing it with drugs sold in the United States. Also, there's some bits of classified information out there if you look for it, eventually that info gets declassified and it's not like the citizens do anything about it anyway.
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>>712134131
cant wait till thanksgivin! how about those red socks man oh man i do like coffee and reality shows i sure hope trump does a good job i hope my wife dont fuck a nigger why i am coughing up blood shit my head is spinning
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>>712145798
it was mostly focused on the outcome for the soviets cause it was a 'History of the Soviet Union' class.
but i honestly agree with you. the CIA meddles with so much shit that the can't completely control the outcome of and it ends up backfiring. I honestly think CIA lost control of ISIS at this point though
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>>712145677
I'm aware of it. Google this link, won't let me post it.
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>>712134131
everyone who voted of the guy I don't like is evilbadwrong
also guns. Guns, burgers and cheese in a can.
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What, me? No, I certainly won't vote for cuck Trump
[INTERNTALLY MAKES AMERICA GREAT AGAIN]
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>>712134131
Mmh what you say? Well fuck infrastructur n edumcation mmm got muh guns n fuck all them niggerd trump will fight em I'd do it m self if I didn't los my leg to diabetes but m healthcare what but the usa is best even I w/o muh election I lost my kid to heroin overdose USA NUMBER 1
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>>712146046
And remember, it's state secrets information to know how many employees these agencies really have. They could literally be more than half the population that works for them, all the way to over 90% of citizens working for them through direct employment, or front companies and corporations like Google, Apple, Microsoft, etc.
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>>712146046
>>712146397
See:
>>712137161
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>>712134131
I am very LOUD, ANGERY, and SOMETIMES RUDE!!!
:D
MAKE AMERICA VERY VERY GOOD AGAIN!
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>>712137674

I like how you insinuate that we can change human behavior that has been a part of us ever since we first originated in Africa 200,000 years ago.

The world doesn't work that way, young'n. Humans will always have these flaws and the world will always be run by ruthless elites that hoard most of the world's resources and use divide and rule to keep us fighting over their leftovers.

You're just like the SJW crowd, y'all think you can control how other humans act and harp on equality as if nature made anyone or anything equal.

Take my advice and quit trying to change the world or get hung up on how things SHOULD be, cause you won't accomplish SHIT. Just accept the reality of the world for what it is and learn to play the game within, I promise you things will work out better for you in the long run.
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>>712134131
I'd like my Steak deep fried, folded in pancakes and maple syrup.
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>>712147179
I'm not one of those hippy wankers but
>Its like that and it can't be changed
sounds too much like quitting to me
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>>712147304
>maple syrup
>not burger grease


Are you even trying? You know maple syrup is what Canadians bathe in.
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>>712147423
It sounds as much like quitting as you will want it to sound. You can do all these good things you mentioned like be nice and share your wealth and stuff, but you're delusional if you think there's a way to make the rest of the world be the same kind of person as you.
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>>712145639
I'm from the East Coast.
>>712145716
Wrong there newfag.
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https://youtu.be/jPcC_1jkgNk
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>>712134131
haha orange boy
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>>712136332
Somebody just watched the Dark Knight. That analogy doesn't fit here.
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>>712137154
Then do us a favor and become nomadic you Tesla fanboy.
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