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gonna rob my dealer tomorrow, he brings it all in a vacuum seal bag and has me get into his car. i figure once i'm in i'll just reach for my wallet and as im about to open it just grab the bag and take off running. he won't chase me and even if he does my place is right around the corner and ill be able to get there before he does (its an apartment complex with a code on the doors so outsiders can't get in)

any tips/tricks or stories?
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Dont do it faggot, he will chase you.
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how to get shot in the back 101
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You really want to be a nigger don't you
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>>712133539
he's my size and way skinnier, I know if worse comes to worse I would just knock him out or take him down and rnc so he can't yell or anything.
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Do it fagot! Post results
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>>712133687
i rly do tho, ive been listening to 21 savage on repeat all night getting hyped up for this, can't wait to blast some Linkin Park in the morning to really get me going!

>>712133613
he's white, he doesn't have a gun. he wears glasses and is the nerdiest kid you've never seen
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Livestream for /b/ pussy
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Don't be a fucking faggot. Earn your weed you fucking nigger
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>>712133360
Dealers have suppliers with friends who beat the shit out of punks like you.
So good luck, nigger.
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>>712133812
Linkin Park? You fucking faggot
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>>712133360
Here's a tip: get a job! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshshsbbsh
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>>712133967
geez, what's your deal? what did a nigger do to you?
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>>712133360
Do enough with your fucking life to pay for your dope you fuck fag.
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>>712134054
okay so i've thought about this. he has my address (even though im moving in 4 days) but has no contact to me other than my phone number. i figure if i just do most of my shit during the early mornings and hang out inside he won't even see me coming out or in of the place, and he doesn't know what kind of car i drive. once ive moved into my new spot it won't be an issue.
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>>712134280
i hope he kills you tbh
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>>712133360
You're a fucking idiot.
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>>712133360
Your what's wrong with America
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Don't be surprised if you get jumped later on when you inevitably leave your home to go to the store.
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>>712133812
>blasting Linkin Park to get pumped

no way you could be a nigger you're too fucking dumb must be an Abbo
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>>712134280
>>712134280
yea cause hes not gonna just sit there and wait for you to come back out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ef4zJEqO8
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>>712134697
i mean would you? it's an ounce and an eightball, i feel like all he'll try and do is find me in public or hit up my friends that i don't talk to anymore.
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>>712134620
>You can't be a nigger you're too dumb
>Can't be a nigger
>Too dumb
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>>712133360
Get a little weed now and lose a dealer

You are fucking retarded and I hope you get shot
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>>712134807
Yes, I would wait outside your house until you came outside. I wouldn't even chase you, or make a scene whatsoever. I wouldn't pound on your door so you could call the cops. I'd just wait outside until you walked around a corner right into my baseball bat. I'd beat you until you couldn't walk and piss all over you before taking your house keys and strolling over to your house. I'd smash every object in your house and take a shit in your bed before taking my weed back and leaving.

That's just me, I don't sell weed or am violent in any way.
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Find out who his dealer is. Start buying from the dude over over the top of him. Push him out the game. Bally up and rob your new dealer.
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>>712134714
hahah this is exactly what i thought about reading ops shit
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>>712135075
ight so my car is parked literally in front of my door, it's got a code on it so only the residents know how to get in (obviously theirs ways around it). the only times im exposed are walking to and from my car, and also i don't have anywhere to go so i'm planning on spending my time inside getting rid of all of this shit.
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Career dealer here, I fucking ruin peoples lives for the few who were dumb enough to rob me like that shit. I chased the last guy down and he ended up getting his ribs cracked and I took his phone and called his parents to embarrass him. Youre a huge faggot and scum of the earth for stealing anything from a fellow man
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stupid stupid, if word gets around, nobody is going to sell to you anymore
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Or you could not be an idiot and pay a mate to come and jack the car while youre buying. Easy to set up and he wont suspect you. If he does, kneecap him and take his business
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>>712135075
One of my friends used to sell weed, and just about got jumped for a similar amount. Even though he didn't ACTUALLY get jumped or lose the weed, he still to this day tells me about how he wants to go fuck that guy up. I've had to really convince him not to go apeshit because of the prison consequences but not everyone has a sensible friend.

Don't be a fucking retard you idiot.
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reading this thread is like watching white america die. Luckily a few of you white /b/ro's are around. Don't be a nigger OP work for your drugs and be a proud white man.
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>>712135265
not worried i already have others that will sell to me.

>>712135260
but where will he find me? i don't leave unless its to go get food or train at my BJJ or boxing gym, and even then im with a whole team of fighters.
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>>712135489
Man you are as dumb as a pound of rocks. Maybe two pounds.

You're just going to live your entire life in complete isolation and in fear for your life over a bag of weed? Man, it's legal in most states, just go on a road trip.
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>>712135489
you have to listen to a minimum of 3 kodak songs before you do it
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>>712133360
I'm sure some weed will be worth having to look over your shoulder for years every time you go somewhere.
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>>712135316
Oh yes, in college me and my friends used to walk around the dorm just looking for a fight. We'd knock on peoples doors who we heard were doing stupid shit and tell them if they didn't cut it out we'd beat the shit out of them. This shit isn't a joke. This kid is gonna get hurt if he tries this shit.
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>>712135489
if he knows where you live he could SWAT you, then what, get arrested for a bit of weed.
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>>712133360
Youre retarded, but youll probably figure that out tomaro
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>>712135075
You're absolutely fucking retarded.
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>needing a dealer for weed

must suck to live in some shit hole republican state
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>>712135489
Then do it, where do you live so I can look for your obituary?

Cause fuck, if this doesn't kill you, something will soon.

Evolution man.
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>>712133360
Nerdy white dealer with bodies here. Dealers are sharks idiot.
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You sound like such a dick who dosent seem to be able to wrap it around your head on why we are saying this is so damn scummy. I honestly hope that everything in your perfect little plan goes straight to shit and your ass gets literally broken. Theres trust involed with stuff like this and if youre willing to do this it says so much about your character you homo
>seriously i hope the worst possible thing happens to you
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>>712135770
But I'm just saying what I would do if someone stole my shit. It's not even an opinion. It's my immediate reaction to this scenario.

I've beat the fuck out of people for less.

In grade 8 someone stole my underarmor hat. I fucked them up good.
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>>712133360
or you could not be a nigger
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>>712133360
My friend lost 3 teeth for doing something similar. You gunna hide in your house for the rest of your life? My friend's dealer was so fucking mellow. Then he came after todd with a fucking shredded up metal bat
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>>712135316

This.

I got jumped for 50 bucks and stomped that bitch that night twice.
Neither violent or age issues.
So going for an ounce is the best way to lose connections and face in the scene.
You rob one, the others will know. His suppliers won't care if he still has the money to pay, but if it was for me I would T give him shot until he smashed your face just to make sure that he doesn't fuck around and scammed it to fuck me.

So fuck this guy I root for the other guy and I hope he crushes your jaw.
No respect anymore in this world, he supplies you with smth you can't or doesn't have the balls to do and trusts you.
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dont do it, i robbed some pussy looking kid for an ounce and a week later some niggers (maybe his suppliers) found me as i was walking to my car in the school lot and they fucked my shit up
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>>712133360
Whats the point? Youre the lowest of the lows hahah
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>>712133360

You must legit be a nigger if you think there wont be severe consquences. You think its him you have to worry about? Its the mother fucker who he works for you have to worry about dumbass. You could work out all you want but a bullet is a bullet and itll leave a hole. But dont let that stop you faggot cause theres no bigger thrill then fucking up someonez day
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>>712133360
Everyone in this thread is hoping that you get stabbed and die for being a lowlife slimy cunt.
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>>712135643
>>712135696
isolation and fear? nah man i'm going to keep living my life just how it is except i'm not going to associate with said dealer or any of our mutual friends

>>712135668
a STRICT MINIMUM of 3

>>712135705
Not worried about him showing up with people or something, there'll be no way he can get to me unless he breaks in (and then ill shoot)

>>712135714
I've thought about this, I think I'm going to keep most of it in my car but a small amount with me for personal use, if i get swatted ill just end up flushing it.

>>712135762
explain pusc
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>>712133360
how much weed we are talking about?
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>stealing weed
>not even a significant amount
what are you? a homeless person?
.
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>>712135984
Good.
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>>712135891

" in grade 8 someone stole my underarmor hat. I fucked them up good."

DAMN THIS BOY HARD AS HELL MAN SAID NOPE THIS MY DOPE ASS HAT DONT STEAL MY CAN OF DIP OR ILL KILL YOU. WHOS MANS IS THIS FOOL PROBS CHOKES CATS AND STABS THE WOMEN HE FUCKS WITH SAFETY PINS WHEN THEY SLEEP CAZ HE A SADIST OOOOOOO WEEEEEE
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>Robbing over one of the cheapest recreational drugs
>being this poor
Enjoy getting your shit kicked in. (:
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>>712136133
an ounce and an eightball of coke.
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>>712136129
Okay, this must be a troll by this point. You're willing to shoot someone, in self defense admittedly, over a bag of pot.

Like, you just explained the series of events that is likely to follow. But.. somehow getting high for a couple nights is worth that?
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>>712136169
Are you retarded?
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>>712136309
He's a special one
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Bro, if you dont pay him, he cant pay his guy. I guarantee you will get fucked up. It could be a week from now, it could be tomorrow, but not being able to walk the streets safely ain't worth it
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>>712136129
>gets swatted
>tries to run to the bathroom to flush weed
>gets shot.
that's how it will go unless you bury it or something, and they will search everything, and test every piece you have that they find.
>source: i've been raided before
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You ever thought that he might have a gun hidden under his seat? Never underestimate someone, I've hit licks with people who look like nerds, but they get down like the rest of us
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>>712133360
A friend of mine, Frank, made a good living as a pot dealer, and he had a system. He only sold to people he knew and had sold to before, or to people referring by one of his existing customers. The way he worked it was, you'd meet him at a restaurant and order a pizza tray of nachos. You'd chit-chat for a while until the nachos came. Frank would put your pot under the nacho stand and go to the bathroom. When he came back, he expected the pot to be gone and money to the there. Then he'd eat the nachos.

The system worked because he had good pot, always gave heavy grams, and it relied on trust on both sides. You could rip him off just once, and it would cost you a reliable pot source. Not only that, but he'd also cut off the person who recommended you, and they'd be pissed at you too.

People like you, OP, are the reason why Frank was so successful with his business. People appreciate honesty and reliability, and in return Frank didn't have to put up with skeezy shitbags like you.
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>>712136129
FUCKING DIE FUCKING DIE FUCKING DIE YOU'RE A LOWLIFE SCUM FUCKING DIE

ALSO ARE YOU REALLY STUPID ENOUGH THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A
FUCKING
DISTRIBUTION
NETWORK
??
NERDY WHITE KIDS GET THEIR WEED FROM FUCKING GANG THUGS THAT HAVE GUNS AND DOGS AND HUNDREDS OF COHORTS YOU FFFFFUUUCCCCKKKIIINNNGGGG
RRRRREEEEEEEEETAAAARRRRD

I'm not a violent person in the slightest but I SERIOUSLY hope you get tortured and killed.
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>>712136487
we love frank.
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>>712136309
>>712136356
i'm just replying to people in this thread. worst case scenario is somebody breaking in or somebody chasing me in public. Not worried about somebody breaking in and I don't think i'll be spotted in public, i'm sort of a recluse.

>>712136360
Yeah that's what I'm worried about, but I feel like since he picks up on a college campus they can't be super serious about trapping. you wouldn't hold serious shit on a college campus ya?

>>712136378
I have no pieces, I always roll, never keep roaches or anything. I'm on the third floor of an apartment building that needs a code to get in and you can hear literally everything in the stairwell.
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>>712133360
this is how people end up getting stabbed or shot. maybe not immediately. but if you burn him shit can happen.
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>>712136542
Lmao
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>>712133737
your just going to get your house fucked if he finds out where you live bet he comes back with about 3 other guys
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>>712136561
Dude, you're going to get jumped. It's going to happen- you just have to accept that. They'll probably slash your tires.
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>>712136561
dude an 8ball of decent coke can be around 180$ from the dealer if he nicks and dimes it you lookin at like 120-200 profit if he cuts it 20$ for .2 and 60$ for a G
an ounce of weed if its dro could be some good profit. once again nick and diming it at 10$ or 15$ a G, comes out to about 280$ so in total you stealin like 500$ from some small time drug dealer. I'm just sayin if its some dude tryin to get his startup funds which it sounds like by your story. And he does have your address he is gonna come kick your fucking door down with a couple of goons and kick the shit out of you for that money. He will split the 8ball with a couple of junkies to have them even do it for him as a reward. Fuck i'd kick a door down and beat the fuck outta some bitchass kid for an 8ball.
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>>712136487
Tell Frank he has a fan in Europe who does it the same fucking way.
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>>712136561
You're gonna fucking die.

I live in a college town, go to college, and all my friends are in college.

SERIOUS DRUGS move through campus in SERIOUS quanity every fucking day. Where else are you gonna target that number of kids that want drugs and have money to pay for them?

Whoever he picks up from or the guy above that is likely a traplord that will not hesitate to kill you with a gun.

These are facts.
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It's a great idea dude. Best of luck
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>>712136542
where are you from? i'm from a fairly small state and live in a suburb surrounded by other suburbs. i get that shit like this in new jersey or cali wouldn't fly, but we're talking about the midwest 'burbs here.
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>>712136561
You really think you can just commit a crime, especially one against a criminal group, and just.. ignore the consequences? They may not be immediate, but it's not like you even have a good plan.

If you were going to get on a plane the next day and move to a new state or province I'd still tell you this is a terrible idea, but at least it would seem like you have some semblance of an interest in self-preservation.
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>>712136558
Sadly, he died. He was only 32. Went to bed one night and his wife found him cold and stiff in the morning. He'd had a blood clot in his leg without realizing it, and it had broken loose and stopped his heart while he slept.

Pic related: Frank.
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>>712136808
its not a crime you retard
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lol you guys watch too many movies

'' his supplier is gonna fuck you up '' lmfao

if the guy u want to rob has no balls u can probably get away with it. but you might run into the guy when he's with his friends, and then you're fucked
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>>712136837
This thread just got so fucking sad.
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>>712136762
Then it's like 20 times more likely that it's a trap lord getting weed from out of state instead of some nice person growing it legally. Where I live 1.) weed is 100% legal so you don't have to pull of a heist to get some, and 2.) no one would FUCKING DARE steal weed from anyone because for the most part, people here are quality people and not low life cunts like you.
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>>712136561
>hear everything on the stairs
are you gonna jump?
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>>712136929
Dude, the kid is gonna get ruined.
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>>712133360
Obvious troll is obvious, if you aren't a troll I suggest you do it to thin out some stupid from the gene pool. Don't know the specifics but dealers usually have some form of protection to stop idiots like you. Might be a gun or he might have gangsters put your stupid fucking head in a vice, you don't last long drug dealing if any jackass can rob you and get away with it
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>>712133360
Tell me what local area you're in so I can read your dumbass obituary.
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>>712136929
Actually, we do a lot of drugs and know what the fucking consequences of stealing from a drug dealer is.
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>>712134280
Why don't you rob him AFTER you move but still meet up at the old place and pretend you live there. Also don't do it unless he's an ass
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I've seen Casino. They can and will put your head in a vice and twist until they paint a portrait brain, cock, heart, kidneys, elbows. everything.
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>>712133360
You truly are a peice of shit OP
>Die in a fire
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>>712136716
he's not a small time dealer. always does delivery and has a wide variety of clients. he moves at least 2 ounces a day and has started to move eightballs every 2-3 days minimum.

>>712136704
its an apartment complex with a locked door at the entrance of the building, so he'll either need to know the code (impossible) or wait for somebody to open the door for him

>>712136748
that won't hesitate to kill me with a gun? highly doubtful, these are suburban kids who go to college on their parents money.
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>>712137014
Already been said.
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>>712137091
gun fire*
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>>712137096
kek a locked door its not hard to just kick the door down
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>>712137096
Oh my god I keep thinking you can't get any dumber.

IF HE MOVES OUNCES DAILY

AND COKE ON THE REG

THEN HE HAS A FAT DISTRIBUTION NETWORK

AND CONNECTIONS

AND HE'LL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP.
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OP is truly screwed if he even tries to rob the dealers. Can't wait for the news.
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>>712137096
>he's not a small time dealer.

why does this make you feel more confident in this plan?
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>>712137096
2 ounces a day, lmfao. Me and my buddy used to go once a week to buy an ounce each.

I went to school with my dealer, everytime I went over there he showed me his new weapon. Had shotguns, hatchets, machettes. Kids used to try to kick his door down to rob him. Pretty sure he fucked them up. Your boy is small time, but he's still gonna fuck you up good.
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>>712133360
Do some shit like that to me....you'll be runnin alright...runnin from fucking bullets
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>>712136129
>Shoot him
>Police investigation opens up
>You get fucked
I really hope you get killed or have your ass beat man, also, all dealers i have ever known have a gun, even the ones i never thought would, have fun.
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>>712136837 Dude I'm so sorry.
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>>712137038
yeah dude, every dealer is a crazy thug with people backing him up ready to kill for him.

get real
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>>712133360
you are truly stupid. I know a dude who got killed over doing stupid shit like that. Good luck dumbass.
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*sigh*
white kids are unpredictable and crazy, remember Columbine?
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>>712133360
> Robbing someone for weed
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>>712137096
Are you 14?

Don't do it kid.

You're probably gonna get killed.

How many internet strangers do you need to tell you that you're probably gonna get maimed/killed before you start to consider that robbing a prolific drug dealer might not be the easy, safe plan you thought it was?

And even if you survived, it's amoral and scummy as fuck to steal anything, so it would make you an absolutely disgusting and deplorable human.

Just don't fucking do it.
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you're gonna end up dead if you do this OP
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>>712137096
okay this goes back to my point of if he is moving coke PEOPLE WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU FOR COKE. I'm pretty sure you have done coke since you are planning on robbing the guy of coke but i'm just sayin if my dealer came to me sayin yo nigga i need you to watch this dudes house if he comes out go fuck him up i'll give you an 8ball. I wouldn't even think twice i'd be like alright imma go fuck this guy up. I'm a sane person with a job and a life but free coke and to help out my coke dealer would mean quite a bit of free coke in my future or at least hookups on my sacs that i buy.
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>>712137349
Along with all other mass shootings in America
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>>712136929
When I was in high school my friend jacked a dealer who was this skinny little jewish kid. About two hours later the dealer showed up at my buddies place with his supplier. Set off his car alarm and when Jeff came out the supplier dropped him with knuckle dusters. Was in the hospital for a week. Has a permanent wire in his jaw. This was in literally in the most affluent area too. It happens.
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Hell yeah do it and post results
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do it op, be a nigger, then end up dead like most niggers who pull this shit
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>>712136561
You said he deals some coke right? Don't fuck with coke dealers man, they always carry heat. I have dealt with atleast 20, some were the nerdiest motherfuckers ever, they all had some kind of gun.
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>>712137342
If you're not in a state where weed is legal/easy to come by, then the chances are pretty likely.

Chances are pretty likely either way. Even a guy that seems nice won't hesitate to kill you. I come from a small suburban town and kids got killed doing this EXACT shit all the time.
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its not gonna go the way you say it is, since you told people, its like telling people your wishes and then they don't come true.
best of consequences to you OP.
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Do it OP. I need some news to read.
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>>712137420
>disgusting and deplorable human
for robbing a drug dealer kek
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>>712137096
My coke dealer is a softie nerd that plays Smash and posts pictures of kittens on facebook all day and he has 2 AK47s under his bed. One is rose gold plated. Serious fucking shit.
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>>712133360
i knew a kid in high school that did this to people.

eventually, word got out and no one would sell weed to him.

actually, he hit me up recently and acted all interested in my life. he actually asked me a ton of questions and then right before he logged off he was like, oh by the way, do you know where to get weed?

basically, yeah, this guy probably won't do anything to you. you probbably won't get beat up by 'his guys' or anything scary like that. but he'll probably tell everyone he knows what you did. and if word gets around... well, you might have trouble getting drugs after that.
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>>712134498
You're what's wrong with grammar.
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>>712137595
Freedom of choice faggot.

Naive thinking like that is why retard op gon die
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>>712133360
he knows where you live

fucking stupid nigger you should've stopped right there like any normal human being would. you deserve to get killed or beaten.
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>>712134620
this actually made me laugh
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>>712137595
Nothing morally wrong with suppling commodities to customers that want them.

Stealing, on the other hand, is fucking gross.
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>>712137708

But that's a high schooler with weed.
OP is a grown man trying to jack a coke dealer.
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>>712135227
hes gonna wreck your car windows you fucking idiot
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>>712137782
never hurt the coke man he just wants to make a living and i just wanna feel like superman for a few hours is that so much to ask for.
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>>712135227
hes gonna wreck your car you fucking idiot
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>>712137868
nope nothing wrong with that.

but if you steal from the coke man you're a slime
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Good luck OP you fucking retard, better hope he doesn't have a gun :^)
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People like you will eventually come to this day where you can litterlaly feel all the wrong shit you have done to people and it will scare you and hurt so much. I assume this moment happens as you die, in the back of your mind builds all the hate and nonsense, slowly dreading the day it comes to rise.
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>>712137708
best case scenario right? this guy isn't some trap lord that sells heavy amounts. he sells to other nerdy kids that he knew from high school. he doesn't ever get new customers only friends of friends. i'm almost certain that he won't go and "get anybody" but if he does then i'll accept the consequences.

NEW PLAN though, i'm going to park my car somewhere really far away like a mile or two and as soon as i grab the shit just start running towards the area where my car is. I know I can outrun him and I know this area a lil bit better so I'm going to be taking back roads and such. I feel like this will be better as he won't just see me run inside but will maybe even think that i've gone somewhere to hide? he doesn't know what my car looks like but some of our mutual friends do and they'll probably tell him. im planning on parking it in a different neighborhood so i don't have to worry about it.
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>>712134280
Are you moving in early morning too? Packing will leave you weak and exposed.
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>>712134600
THIS

OP don't be an idiot, you're messing with a person who makes his living illegally, if you take away his bread and butter he will reclaim it in the same manner.

This could mean death, depending on the kind of person
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>>712137966
Can you outrun a car dumbass? Weren't you gonna meet him in his car? Fake ass story smh
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>>712137824
nah i'm barely 21 and he's a lil 19 year old who sells to his high school and college friends. he's not some serious dealer either, very professional but by no means is he "trapping" he just has a good loyal customer base.
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>>712133360
This is pretty fuckin hilarious, how do you know he's not just gonna break in your window and pull a gun and shoot your dumb ass? Or come back literally any time between now and the day you move out and do the same thing? Even niggers know not to rob someone who knows where you fucking live.

Not that I'm saying you shouldn't do it. Get a Webcam and livestream your dumb ass getting shot or run over, I haven't seen anything funny in a while.
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>>712137966
Oh man!

I can't... this is too much. Are you drinking bleach or something? Your decisions keep getting worse.

He already knows your address, he'll be in a car compared to you on foot so what stops him from waiting for you at your place for you to get home?

Holy.
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>>712137320
2 bullets
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>>712137736
>>712137782
your both retards its like free money you just got to make sure he dont know who you are not like he going to call the cops kek
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>>712133360
fuck you OP if you have a family you are putting them in danger....fuck you degenerates never stop. find something else to do you filth
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>>712135891
>in grade 8 someone stole my underarmor hat
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>>712138079
my older brother was the largest manufacturer of illegal xanax in the united states by 23 his net worth was over 90 million it took him less than a year to build that empire i would think twice friend.
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If you're this desperate for weed, you might want to consider finding help, maybe at AA or NA.
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>>712138066
I'm meeting him behind my building in his car. I'm getting in, grabbing the shit and then bolting out. It's a suburban area so there are neighborhoods and shit to run through and I'm mapping out my path as we speak. Once I get close to my car if he's still chasing I'll keep running but if he's nowhere to be found then I'm just taking my car for a nice little ride. Probably gonna spend the night at a friends and get back to my place in the very early morning.

>>712138101
If he's waiting outside with people or something I'm not too worried about it, I can spend a couple of days somewhere else.
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>any tips/tricks or stories?
>You will be criticised and bashed.
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>>712137966
Call the cops on him right after you rob him so he can't do shit and ruin his life
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>>712138129
what the hell are you even talking about?
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>>712138129
I remember a story from my uncle (a cop) where he got a call from a guy saying "this guy stole my weed" so he arrested the weed thief, gave the other guy his pot back, then immediately arrested him for possession as well.

Dunno if it actually happened but there are definitely people dumb enough to do some shit like that (i.e. OP) so I don't think it's too terribly far fetched.
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>>712137966
So the fact that stealing like 600 bucks worth of stuff is a heinous act that makes you a terrible person doesn't bother you at all?
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>>712138189
sure anon
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>>712138395
Not at all, he's selling drugs I couldn't care less about what happens to his well being or mine.
If you sell drugs be prepared to have somebody like me take advantage, something like this won't reck his business but definitely make him more cautious going forward.
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>>712138318
>gets in
>he locks doors
You're fucking dumb and just a terrible person. I hope you clean yourself out of the gene pool with this act.
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>>712138487
>my friend is a drug dealer so I don't care about my wellbeing
You fucking what
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>>712133360
Kys you stupid nigger
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>>712138507
nah he doesn't lock the doors. and even if he does it's right above the handle i'll be able to open them almost immediately, he keeps the shit in the middle console im really not too worried about executing it, it's just the aftermath.
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>>712138487
Ahhh, so you're just a little fucking thief then.
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Agreed.
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>>712138555
You mean the aftermath where his supplier kills you?
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>>712136487
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>>712138203
This, this whole thread is degenerate and honestly pretty pathetic
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>>712138487
TRU
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dude you're not even coming up that much likely. just be happy you're selling weed. fucking don't be a dumbass and build it up if you want. totally likely his connect will want to do something about you or just take it out of him/fuck him up
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you really think this is a good idea dont you?
natural selection comes into play tomorrow
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>>712138560
Been going crazy recently, I don't know if I'm a klepto or what but it's a crazy feeling. I've been just walking into grocery stores and stealing 5-10 bottles of alcohol (the expensive shit too) for no reason other than to give it to my friends. This is just another step, I'm interested in seeing how a kid like him reacts to something like this, and to see how I handle it.
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>>712138560
nothing wrong with stealing boy
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>>712138349
I recall seeing an episode of COPS where a guy at a convenience store flagged the cop car down and said, "I was trying to buy some cocaine and these guys stole my car and..."

And the cop held up his hand and said, "Let me stop you right there. I'm going to read you your rights. You are NOT under arrest. I'm just going to inform you of your rights. You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attor..."

"Yeah, okay, so anyway, I was trying to buy cocaine from these guys and they told me they'd go get some if I loaned them my car, so I gave them my keys and..."

And the cop turns to the camera, shrugs his shoulders like "what the fuck can I do" and arrested the guy, who was completely baffled and confused.
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>>712138666
Haha, oh boy.
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>>712138666
You're gonna end up in dead or in jail very, very soon.
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>>712138666

dark trips there for a dark boy
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Hey OP, live stream it and prove to us you're right and everyone posting in this thread is wrong
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I used to sell speed and a guy ripped me off for about 200 bucks onetime. I got a list of relatives/ and his gfs info off of facebook. Obviously their names, where they worked, shit like that. looked in a phone book for there names and told them I was a rep for a sweepstakes contest and they needed to verify their adresses to win. couldnt get a hold of a gun in time but after a week or so I finally caught him in a mcdonalds parking lot and beat him with a 2 foot length of 3/4 inch re-bar until my arm got tired.
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>>712138601
Don't think anybody will be dying, it's $500. If anything I could see myself begging to not get the shit kicked out of me and paying somebody back. But like I said I don't think this guy has anybody behind him, maybe some stoner kid in his college town who happens to have a plug but there's just been nothing to prove that. He runs a small operation, and I'm ready for a fight or something but I don't think there'll be anything with baseball bats or touching of property.
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>>712133360
Do it and come back same time tomorrow with pics of your haul.

OP pls
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>>712138666
Now you don't seem as dumb as I thought, stealing often from stores gives you a good high and lots of confidence, I say go for it. You'll do the kid a favor so that it won't happen to him again in the future.
Also check'd
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>>712138666
I know the feeling of enjoying to steal, especially from rich corporations with high shrink insurance, because that doesn't cost anyone except the insurance company anything. But stealing from an individual is different, especially from an individual who is already well acclimated to living below the police radar.
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>asks for advice
>everyone says don't do it
>you may get killed
>"welp this doesn't deter me at all"

You're literally and factually of sub-par intelligence.
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>>712138848
dawg I've stolen TONS of random shit from stores mainly just cause it used to be funny to me or something. you're speaking so surely about everything here. even if you're poor af $500 is still not that much money-- you really have now accurate way to know what his connect/ppl would do I'm guessing
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>>712138780
eerie indeed. I'm not planning on continuing this, it's just a sociopathic craving right now. I just like being able to fuck with a business for some reason, like I wouldn't want to steal from a mom and pop shop or somebody that earns an honest living but for some reason taking from a Walmart or a drug dealer seems "okay" to me. Planning on going sober after this little "heist" though because I'm developing a dependency on substances. So this is kind of like my last little hurrah, I'm robbing somebody, doing all of the drugs in a very small frame of time and then quitting.
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>>712138666
S E E K H E L P B E F O R E Y O U D I E
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>>712133360
you can't just take his weed and run, stab him or some, get some backup friend incase you get in trouble or some going wrong
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>>712138848
>nothing with touching of property
Except for you stealing his weed of course.

Look, I'm not a drug dealer but if I were, no matter how white and nerdy I was, it would be little to no trouble for me to find some people of a more niggardly persuasion and offer them some free pot in exchange for them breaking in to your apartment and beating you half to death just to prove a point. It's not good for your health to assume that normally meek people can't get mad as fuck if you screw with their bread and butter.
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You must not understand the implications.

>There are 3 rules to life.

>1. You don't fuck with a man's money

>2. You don't fuck with a man's dope

>3. You don't fuck with a man's ol'lady

Violationing any of these rules are absolutely the #1 cause of murder
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>>712138666
Fyi bodies don't handle bullets to well, drug dealer has about 4 days to get you back, that is enough time to get a $150 burner gun and go get back his shit which is worth more than the gun (Making it a good investment, plus he gets a gun) set up a plan to fuck you over, swat you or tell his dealer what happened, you don't win in this scenario.
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>>712139034
uuuuuuh riiiiiight
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>>712138901
It's not that, I kind of feed off of stuff like this. I just wanted to see some people's reactions.
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>>712139034
if you don't post results tomorrow the dealer will get you and you'll be fucked
FACTS
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OP IS KILL
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>>712133360
>>712139080
What this guy said, no need to stab tho just a good hard punch in the face then bolt, have your boy down the block in case he chases you.
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>>712139195
around what time you plan on robbing him?
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>>712133360
depends how how much you know the dealer, potheads allways easy to rob, never do it solo
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>>712139220
Hell yeah OP you should knock him the fuck out and then sprint
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>>712139034
You enjoy stealing from corporations because they are assholes, your drug dealer is not a asshole. You have a twisted sense of justice that is misaligned, don't take it out on your drug dealer friend he sounds like a nice guy, go rob a bank, alot more money that way. And if any business is assholes it is banks
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>>712139220
thought about that, but we'll be seated and i'll be in the passenger side. Don't know if I can generate enough force to seriously stun him or if I'd have to just throw a flurry of punches. But I feel like if I don't assault him he won't want to get back at me as hard, that's why I figured I just take it and run.

>>712139197
Oh I'll definitely post results, hopefully some of you will remember me.
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ok theoretically yes you can just hit the guy or something and nothing will come of it. but you still never really know. i've been pretty surprised several times when i sold various things. one anon made a good point- some ppl legit use weed as their bread and butter. fucking with someone's means of survival can bring totally dif sides out of them you wouldn't imagine. it's a goddamn biological reaction nearly
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>>712139330
This, you actually have a chance at getting away clean after robbing a bank.

You'll also pull a bigger profit.
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>>712139251
Very late evening.

>>712139255
Can't do it with somebody, who knows if they'll rat me out or not.
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if you are not a snitch and you dont do dumb shit like tell him where you live or some
use gloves friend backup is importent,
its importent because you get help in jail also he can save your ass if you fail
use gloves
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>>712139412
Not if you don't have a way to launder the money.

Which admittedly is much easier today than it used to be but OP doesn't sound like the cunning sort.
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>>712139412
Had a friend who robbed a bank and made off with $2,400, and a bank doesn't know where you live, and won't send a crackhead to kill you, banks don't care about losing a few grand, they make millions, drug dealers won't.

Also knowing OP's luck the nerdy kid probably buys from some cartel member
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>>712139368
maybe if you get him real good you might damage his brain so he won't even remember who you are
I say bring an iron bar and hit him, if he asks why you brought an iron bar with you just tell him you found it on the way
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>>712139453
Aren't you moving soon? Carrying heavy things while exposed? What's your plan then?
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>>712136837
RIP Frank
You were a good fellow
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>tfw hes a blood
Have fun OP.
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>>712139388
hoping the odds are in my favor and that he doesn't go nuts over this, highly doubt he will though.

>>712139485
no backup, I don't like having to worry about others
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>>712139414
let me translate
>if your mental ill abort the plan
>you can do it if your not fag
>dont afraid to hit
>aim for the head
>wear gloves
>do it quick

>sometimes you need to do shit like this you can't let nerds deal weed
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>>712139414
Lay off the dmt.
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>>712139584
Haven't thought that one through all the way yet, but I don't have much stuff and I figure I could move it all in a couple of trips at some weird times of the day.
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What would jacking infered cartel money help solve in a world where everything works. It wasent always so I could be doing better.
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>>712139654
Pretty sure that's just schizo ramblings. S/He probably doesn't even know it has nothing to do with the thread topic. You see lots of similar posts getting made on /x/, it's sort of sad really.
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>>712139453
Good luck dealing with the cartel.
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>>712139368
Nah you you'll have plenty of room. As long as he isn;t expecting it the surprise will work like a charm, and with all the adrenaline in you from your excitement you should do fine.
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>>712139521
how does one rob a fucking bank? I live in a suburb where cameras are on every corner.
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>>712139620
mmk you are either part of a mindset that is just a huge overarching problem with modernized patristic values of constantly be utterly sure of yourself.

or, you subconsciously desire risk even at the accepted possibility of your own harm. so yeah, just go rob a bank that's nothing to them and that way you'll get the real satisfaction of there being a tiny chance of you getting shot down by several cops.
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so from what I've read, you value your personal safety/life at around $500 or so, of which you will waste by inserting into yourself.
You probably will mess this up for yourself and trip getting out of the car or something.
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>>712133360
hes gonna wait for you to come out and hes gonna stab/shoot you you fucking dumbass
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>>712139810
Gonna think about this one, not sure if hitting him will make him want to go after me more or not.

>>712139851
Sounds like a mix of both, definitely more of the subconscious desire of risk

>>712139878
I'm very athletic, I don't really trip or lose my balance. There's no worries in the performance part of the act :)
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>>712139878
I've been angry at this kid this whole thread but this made me fucking lol.
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>>712139810
OP doesn't seem like the type of person with enough self awareness not to give off massively obvious vibes because he's so keyed up on adrenaline at the thought of sucker punching a kid for the very first time in his life. He's probably gonna suspect something is off unless he's equally as autistic as OP.
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>>712140042
Good thing for you, athletes don't make mistakes
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>>712140042
>no worries
shit happens that you aren't prepared for dude, not everything goes the way you think it will cause you plan meticulously.
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>>712140066
I've punched people millions of times and gotten hit millions of times, I spar almost weekly and am not worried about having to deliver a punch. Although you were right I've never sucker punched somebody.
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I saw a potent bud just leave to many different green eating lettuce pieces behind left, in the wake of others leftover easy bake oven recipe book potted beef stew.
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>>712139829
I had a picture that explained it but i lost it, it was along the lines
>Go into bank in a costume, not overdone but enough that you don't look like you, maybe a wig or casual hat
>Walk up to the teller like you want to make a withdrawal or something
>Slip a note that states you want money you have a gun, give it over or people die ect.
>Show the teller that you have a gun on your hip, discretely, don't let other people see it
>If you want more slip a note that says so, but don't be greedy you want to be in and out quick as possible
>Leave the bank and go to a place where you stashed clothes and change, make sure you take the clothes used in the robbery with you, make sure the stash point is where no one will see you
That is the gist of it, some other pointers
>Do not talk during the robbery
>I cannot stress enough, make sure your costume looks casual
>Park your car a good ways away from the bank and stash point
>Picking the teller to rob is incredibly important, pick someone who looks calm and sensible, if they are skittish or a drama queen they could make a scene, if they look to masculine or full of themselves they could try and be a hero
Picking the teller really is half the battle, if i missed anything feel free to add
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This is how you get shot. I used to deal and trust me there's something a dealer always thinks about and it's getting robbed. I always noticed the one time I got robbed it wa so obvious he was gonna jack me that I clocked him right away. Don't do it cus some guys aren't as nice I was. You WILL regret it. This better be b8t cus this is stupid.
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>>712140179
you dont rob like this only retards do
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>>712140292
Then how do you rob, that is just based off of a old picture.
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>>712140179
silent alarm that locks the doors? what about cameras catching you going to your makeover spot? too many variables man I feel like banks aren't as easy to rob nowadays as people make it out to seem. Like I'm doing this (robbing some nerdy drug dealer) because I want to see if it's possible, I always hear about kids getting their shit taken and them not doing anything about it that I want to test it for myself. The bank thing though, sheesh.
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>>712140179
>>712140292
what do you write in the paper you hand to them?

>meso plox
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>>712140247
seems nearly b8t. lotta dribble in this thread
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>>712140165
Even if you've "punched millions of people" before in fucking sparring scenarios doesn't mean you're gonna be able to hide your intent to fuck his shit up. Everyone gets nervous before committing a fuckin crime no matter how often they've done it in the past, it's usually even worse if said person has never really committed that sort of crime in the past.

But by all means, if you've punched a million people already you should be fine, totally.
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The only B 8 is the eye whore daisies a ravangent soclusive few possess overlay.
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>>712140353
>>712140179
yea they will give you the cash very slowly and lock the doors then you can start crying
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youre so fucked. even if he is a lil ass kid, hes got suppliers that are gonna give a BIG shit over an o AND an 8ball. best b prepared to lube up dat ass for jarome and the spook squad to literally fuck you in the face. dont rob a dealer unless you
a) have a gun and are actually ready to use it
b) dont know the dealer personally and can disappear completely
or c) have the brain of a 14 year old white suburban kid with a death wish

y/t, that guy that gives drugs to your dealer
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>>712136169
get out
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>>712140066
hahaha this thread is killing me
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>>712140353
Banks have policies in place for the safety of employees and the civilians, they can't lock the doors because it risks everyone's life. As for the cameras where do you live that there is cameras everywhere? Here it would be quite easy to get somewhere where no one would spot you.
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Best plan would be to leave the city or state once you jack his stash
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>>712140531
dealer will never get the supply involved with troubled customer
thats why he is a dealer and not supply
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ok one time the chillest hippie dude i've known was my connect for years. had multiple grow houses all over the country. one time I got robbed while he was visiting my area for a while and even though he had more money than I could ever make he still paid people to go rob the dude at gun point and all of his friends that were at the house at the time. just to prove the tiniest point. i was fucking astounded.

another idea, start using tor as wisely as you can (uuh?) and just start ripping off people's bank accounts, paypal, etc. people that are loaded. again, satiating your ridic desire for risk. maybe the feds will watch you. then you can live in a constant paranoid state. maybe see how all this acute imprints you have make you feel after prolonged periods of this. doubt you're that cunning though
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>>712140603
and get pulled on the high way?
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>>712140406
yeah I know, that's partly why I'm very unsure about striking him. If I just grab it and go I feel like he'll chase after me on foot until he gives up or he'll try and follow me in his car which won't work that well either because I'll just hop a couple of fences and be gone. If I strike him though I get more time and less risk, but I also feel like he'll be much more pissed and more likely to go after me.
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>>712140618
yeah I don't see this guy getting anybody involved unless they're directly his friends.
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>>712140618
if a nigga is missin out on ~500, somebody is gonna pay that.
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>>712133812

>can't wait to blast some Linkin Park in the morning to really get me going!
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>>712140810
by op its sounds like gay personal stuff between him and the dealer, if he giving you hard price just ask to lower it or switch dealer
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>>712140677
yeah but if you punch him it'll be way funnier
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>>712140910
i worked as dealer for two months three years ago, i never even saw the guy who supply me
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>>712133360
So he can't get in because you have a code on the doors? BUT...he knows where you live and YOU will have to leave sooner or later for work, or groceries or whatever. Then what? He may be a nerd but the guy who gives him the dope probably has just the guys to lie in wait to kick your ass all the way back to kingdom come. Good plan. Very well thought out.
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>>712135489
Gl trying to armbar a bullet
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>>712140995
my m8 got out of jail yesterday the other one is up for last year
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>>712140995
they all got 2 to 3 years, i got out free but wasted all the cash, and they just recived it
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SO MY NEW PLAN IS:

Wait for him to pull up, jump in car, grab the bag and then immediately get out of the car. Start running towards the entrance of my complex but take a quick turn if not following on foot. Keep running around local area (3 mile area) until comfortable enough to return to vehicle. Get in vehicle and spend some time at somebody's house or just park far away and run into my place.
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tfw a thread on /b/ makes you feel slightly retard for having sifted through it
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not worth catching a bullet over a sack of weed.
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>>712133360

Awesome way to get shot, beat up, or set up. I say do it. Keeps life interesting. No one ever seeks revenge.
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>>712136837
RIP FRANK

A true American hero...
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Troll bait thread ops full of shit i saw thus thread last week kys retard
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>>712141234
then whats worth it?
idiot that can risk can't gain
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>>712141234
/thread
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>>712141194
Man, you're just not getting it through your head are you? It's not the parts that you keep changing that are the problem.
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>>712136837
did his wife cut his dick and he died?
>dont get it
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>>712141194
so he doesn't have a gun?
are you 100% sure?
>inb4 I'm sure
you aren't cause you haven't searched his car
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>>712138713
LOL
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>>712135489
You do realize martial arts don't mean shit unless you're specifically fighting other martial artists, right?

Case in point they once gathered a bunch of movie martial artists like Bruce Lee, guys who were supposed to be the absolute cream if the crop, and paired them up with people with zero fighting experience, but who were equipped with fake knives. Almost all the martial artists took severe or even mortal wounds before they could disarm their attackers. That's not even going into how quickly a gun could turn the tables on somebody.
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>>712141389
hahaha i am i just keep trying to change the plan so it seems less idiotic to me.

Thanks for the thread guys i'm probably not doing it for the moment. I'll wait until I'm fully established in my new location and then do this once I know he won't be able to get to me.
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Yea... no...

Don't.

Half of my family is drug dealers, and I HIGHLY recomend you don't.

2 out of my 5 uncles went to jail for that shit, and 1 died in prison for killing 3 people after someone fucked him so he robbed a mcdonalds and killed the worker...

Seriously, don't do it. Either you will get killed, or be responcible for someone elses death.

And even best case you lose your drug dealer.

Also, if he has a gun you're fucked dude. And he can report you to the police.
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dawg i tried polite dialogue here for a bit but goddamn like for real kys
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>>712141534
>not gonna do it
just like you said last week huh?
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>>712141534
sure, anon
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>>712141396
Yes, dick cuts always cause blood clots in your leg. I'm a dickter (that's the hip new lingo for dick doctor by the way) so I know what I'm talking about.
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>>712141389
THIS.

You're stealing money that doesn't belong to the guy that you're stealing it from. It HAS to get paid up the chain, and if you're the one that steals it, you're the one that's gonna feel the pressure 'cause no one in that business is gonna float the 500 when they could find you and hurt you until they can get it out of you.

There are no isolated drug dealers.

There are no isolated drug dealers.

Everything is networks.
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>inb4 people getting mad and falling for obvious bait
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>>712141534
You don't seem to get it. It's never going to be safer.
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>>712141534
glad you think, if it right dont listen to the faggots, you must gain back your respect
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>>712141701
>>712141701
>>712141701
;)
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>>712141668

yeppp
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>>712141649
i hate women
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>>712141743
>>712141701
not buying it.

you had a stupid idea, a bunch of people bashed you, and now you're trying to rescind how much of an idiot you are.
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>this fucking thread
God I hope OP gets blown the fuck out
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>>712141766

Of course you do, they would never let such an abomination ever touch them.
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>>712135891
Wow what a big macho man.
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Most likely you will get the shit beaten out of you. If you have a facebook, they're going to use that picture to show everyone what you look like, and then they'll take turns waiting outside.

He can also wait outside your apartment complex for someone else to let them in. Or they can just call the manager, give them your name, and tell them that you have an ounce of marijuana in your apartment.
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>>712141849
lesbians even worse
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>>712133360
Maybe your dealer is reading this thread and is deciding to bring a few friends with him to your meeting.
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>>712133360
You're a nigger. Even if you're not black, you are still a nigger.
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>>712141949

All nerdy white dealers reading this are prepping for tomorrow's deals.
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>>712136309
>pot
Cuck detected
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>>712133360
Youre a piece of shit.
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dumb
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>>712142035
Canuck*

Fixed that for you.
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>>712142017
We need some sort of newsfeed all the white weed dealers can have access to so that no Internet badasses can ever get the drop on them again.
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>>712142331
>>712142017
nigger is more nerd then white
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How much is an ounce of weed where you live? It ranges from $90-160 here. I would never rob a drug dealer for something so pitiful.
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>>712134714
Is that real? Their first priority was to snag the camera?! All for an 8th
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>>712142493
if it costs 20 bucks a gram
isn't that a deal?
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>>712142493
Good weed is usually $10-15 a gram around here. So selling it individually would net you $280-420. Obviously less if you tried to sell it in bulk though.
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>>712133360

foolish. short-sighted. you're cutting off a source for a high risk low reward scheme. you need to step it up a notch. you don't rob the dealer, you rob his source. btw the source might be the dealer

ask him when he'll be getting a new strain. say the stuff he has now is decent, but you're looking to change things up. odds are his guard will be down and he'll give you an estimate. next, get a cheap gps tracker and plant it on his vehicle during a meeting. as you enter the vehicle you should easily be able to reach under the vehicle and place the tracker. get the tracker the next time you see him and you'll find out his routine, as well as see any one-time visits he may have made. odds are this will be his supplier. if nothing seems out of the ordinary when you view his driving patterns then that means he's the grower. suppliers don't transport felony quantities, so it's almost guaranteed that he doesn't get deliveries.

if you find out where he lives you could do some social engineering. plant a cheap usb stick in his driveway, and load it with a keylogger and some malware. you can get his online info, gain remote access to his computer and access to a microphone if he has one installed or if he uses a laptop. if you have his online info then you can get his cellphone carrier data, contact list, etc. his supplier will be on that list.

if he grows his own then robbing him will be easy. do it at a time where he's routinely out of the house. triple check for any security devices like a nannycam. wear a mask, crouch a bit to conceal your height, use throwaway clothes and especially shoes.

1/2
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>>712142867
if he has a supplier then they will have outdoor security cameras. they use these to view all incoming traffic, including punks looking to rob them. invest in a quality set of binoculars and scout their property for days or weeks. look high in trees and on the building itself for any cameras. look for offcolor rocks which might be a shitty disguise for a camera. if you can see their vehicles then get plates, tail them if you have the balls or just wait to find their vehicle while they're in town. plant a gps tracker on them to find out their routine and thus your window for robbing them. look for alternate routes for accessing their property, if possible. BRING A GUN. Even if the house looks empty they might have someone on the premises as security, or a big fucking dog, and a gun will be useful here. Don't shoot a person to kill, only to incapacitate. You might want to use mace instead, if you're a pussy. Bring a big gym bag, you might be hauling off several pounds. Check their freezers, especially check a garage for a large chest freezer. Growers use freezers to preserve weed. Don't use a door when entering their house. Odds are they have cameras facing them, or magnetic security strips. Cops won't be alerted to your presence, but the homeowner will be. Check their bedroom for a safe and try obvious codes if they have a digital lock. That's where they'll store their cash since they can't use a bank.

And most importantly, don't fucking talk to anyone about it. Ever. You will be the weakest link in all of this because you might let something slip after you've had a few drinks. If you rob the supplier and not the dealer then be sure to contact your dealer after enough time has passed that you would have normally need a resupply, otherwise it'll look suspicious.
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>>712142919
>Don't shoot a person to kill, only to incapacitate.
Good advice up till this point, do you have any idea how hard it is for someone who has probably never even used a gun before to know how to do that, or be able to do it in the heat of the moment?

>Check their bedroom for a safe and try obvious codes if they have a digital lock. That's where they'll store their cash since they can't use a bank.
Some dealers likely still do this, lots use shit like bitcoin, because while the value of bitcoin can fluctuate it's much safer to hide your money online, or in some cases, buy gift cards with the bitcoins so that they can still use the money in lots of places without leaving any sort of paper trail or keeping the money on them so that if they get caught the cops can immediately seize it all.
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>>712142965
its her phone number
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>>712142965
>>712143346
>>712142598
she fucks for weed
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>>712133360
on the real, you're a fucking dick
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>>712142674
Still wouldn't rob someone for that, skinny nerd, obsessed with stealing and all.
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