In this thread, we post five random facts about ourselves. Let's get to know each other, /b/.
1. 25 years old.
2. Have two cats.
3. Like to drink alcohol.
4. Currently in bed.
5. Have slept with 6 people.
Goooooo!
1. Virgin
2. Depressed
3. Lonely
4. Stressed
5. Going downhill in life
Goddamnit, CMON /b/
>>712131606
1. Have an STD
2. Got raped by a dog
3. I eat snot
4. I use pineapple on my pizza
5. 4 inch dick
>>712132275
What std? Herpes? Everybody's got that bro
>>712131606
1. I'm going to school for audio engineering
2. I play bass and sing in a garage punk band.
3. Im 19
4. I dont have my licence or permit
5. I'm related to the rock technically
>>712132275
>Got raped by a dog
>>712132398
Gonorrhea
>>712132468
bonus fact, i make asmr on youtube sometimes
>>712132468
Technically related? How so?
>>712132796
by marriage, but honestly its too far to really count, but i guess you could if you go down the lineage enough, ive met him like, once when i was 4
>>712131606
>Am 20
>Live alone in downtown London (From US)
>Never have had a job, dont want one.
>Not going to school, dont want to.
>Am a trust fund baby.
>>712133278
Yeh buddy living that life !
1. 27 Male
2. Moving to Myrtle Beach in a week
3. Clean off heroin for 4 years
4. Play Guitar Bass and Mandolin
5. Don't think I'll ever have a girlfriend again
>>712133278
Jealous.
>>712131606
1. I draw porn regularly.
2. I like kids, sometimes adults.
3. Currently playing the new MH, disappointed I can't arm wrestle.
4. I hate my roommates.
5. I have a dog.
1.28 year old male
2.Lost my job, might have a real job soon
3.My bipolar will probably get my killed one day
4. Legend of Mana is my favorite game ever.
5. Girlfriend of three years, not happy.
>>712133757
O shit what kind of dog
>>712134074
He's a mutt. Predominantly Shepard.
>>712133548
congrats on staying clean
1. Recently did 7 months for an aggravated assault
2. Live North of Pittsburgh
3. Usually the oldest guy at the skate park
4. Work in a machine shop
5. Hopelessly depressed.
>>712133757
What kind of porn? Hentai?
1. I'm an amateur radio operator (ham)
2. Cemetery Man is my favorite movie.
3. I'll always have a soft spot for the Dreamcast and Jet Grind Radio.
4. When I was in 3rd grade I went to Space Camp and got snowed in by a blizzard in Tennessee on my way down there.
5. I like cats.
>>712134360
Well, Yeah. Mostly shota and loli.
1. Drives a Datsun
2. Has fucked less than 5 different girls
3. Takes an American job away from a u.s. citizen
4. Almost has a degree in automotive technology
5. Dating a sick girl
>>712134269
who and why did you do that to?
>>712134514
List ages of all girls.
>>712134478
This fucking thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_Storm_of_the_Century
1. I'm on crutches because of skateboarding atm
2. I like drawing while listening to horror movie soundtracks
3. I'm sad, angry and fucked in the head
4. I always run away from relationships and girls that like me for some reason
5. I like playing fastcore and powerviolence to my dog
>>712134269
Op here. Live right under Pittsburgh in Md
1. Once came i my own mouth
2. Once came on a leaf while my gf tugged my wiener
3. Once came on a toilet seat in highschool
4. Once came on the inside of my friend's mom's panties
5. I've ejaculated in all of my friends houses
>>712134524
My niece's ex was beating her. My brother told me about it. so I drove to the kids work and kicked the shit out of him
1. Am male
2. Was raped, put up a fight and I hated the first few minutes but then it turned consensual after it stopped hurting
3. Was an alcoholic for 3 years
4. have slept with 2 women including the one that raped me
5. am 6ft
AMA, can elaborate on any of the 5 facts
>>712134269
how old are you?
>>712135012
elaborate on the rape
>>712135012
I'm gonna need you to elaborate on how your rape turned consensual.
1. Surprised that 4chan is filled with teenage boys
2. If I drink one ill drink 6-8 beers
3. My balls swell every time i'm on /b/
4. Been going to sleep at 7;0am for the past 4days
5. I love eating cereals
>15 Years old
>Get good grades
>Smoke shitloads of weed a week
>Virgin, but have the oppurtunity
>Unhappy
>>712135315
>15
>on 4chan
enjoy the ban
>>712134652
19, 22,23,19,19
>>712135207
Roger that.
>>712135307
Favorite cereal? I just ate a bowl of rip off Cinnamon Toast Crunch
>>712135648
Cinn Toast Crunch is hard to beat, but I prefer dense roasted oat pieces. Some Muesli stuff
>>712131606
1. 30
2. my ex-gf went crazy & become religious fanatic
3. have 3 legged cat
4. hate my jobs
5. has fucked 9 hookers
6. i almost broke
>early 20s
>draw porn for a extra cash
>play the drums and synth piano
>satsuki is my favorite anime girl
>have had the same phone for 5 years
1. 18 years old
2. Strong accurate punches
3. Good wrestling
4. Won past 3 fights with a choke submission
5. Low endurance
>>712132275
How do you get raped by a dog?? Also pineapple on pizza is a okay, and so are mangoes.
>>712132468
Apparently Mr Johnson said he has a shitton of cousins, do you know exactly how you're related to the Rock?
>>712133278
Why don't you want a job? You seem set for life, you could do something you enjoy and get paid for it instead of some slave labour the rest of us plebs have to do.
>>712133757
Can you show me one of your porn works please, or your doggo
>>712133846
Bipolar I or II? Please get help anon
>>712134829
How are you fucked in the head? How does your dog react to those types of music?
>>712134900
You came on one singular, specific leaf?
>>712135145
>>712135207
context: Was friends with benefits with a girl in 9th grade, but I cut off contact with her because she started whoring around with shady people. I didn't mind the whoring around part, but I just didn't like the people she was associating with.
>fast forward to august this year
>am dicking around in a huge park in the city
>park is mostly ravine and densely wooded
>let's call this girl CC
>park is near CC's apartment
>gets dark, but I didn't care because city is very safe/homeless people are generally nonviolent
>suddenly get jumped
>adrenalinepumping.jpg
>got thrown on the ground, saw like 5 figures
>kicked two of them in the crotch
>screams are feminine
>realize all 5 are female
cont in next post
>>712135757
Why 3 legs?
Fun story time. I used to volunteer at a vet clinic and helped amputate a cats hind leg, they had me throw it in the trash can afterwards. Was a weird feeling.
1. I'm really lazy.
2. I've had a DUI.
3. I'm very boring.
4. I love science.
1. 25 years old.
2. Have 2 jobs (UPS and a Fruit shop about 90h a week)
3. Like to play video games.
4. Have a Girlfriend for 6 years.(Going fine)
5. Have slept with 5 people.
>>712136066
by marriage, but to be honest it is so far on the lineage, but i guess i am technically, ive only met him like once when I was 4.
1. I'm 28 next week
2. Finishing up school for licensure as high school science teacher
3. Live in Hawaii
4. Waiting till midnight for muh pokemans
5. I'm bored as fuck
>>712136095
dunno, i think a car crushed my cat's hind leg
>>712131606
1. Survived the Yugoslavian-Civil War
2. Managed to get rid of anxiety and panic attacks
3. Music producer and martial artist
4. Have lovely girlfriend
5. Don't know why I cheat on her
1. 21 years old
2. No idea what I want to do
3. had sex 1 time
4. I prefer to be alone than be around people
5. Stressed about my future
>>712136382
How's schooling to become a teacher? I'm getting ready to go back to school to dual certify for English and Special Ed. Any advice for a fellow anon?
>>712135757
which religion?
>obligatory pic of your cripple cat
>>712135782
show us a drawing pls
>>712135470
>>712135012
>>712136066
>put up a fight
>almost overpower them
>suddenly someone has a rope around my neck from behind
>get pinned down
>flashlight in eyes
>Yell profanity, struggle
>But it failed!
>rope goes around my mouth, am gagged
>realized there are 5 female flipshits and niggers holding me down
>6th figure squats down, blows me
>realize 6th figure is a girl, so thankfully not a nigger about to assfuck me
>6th girl mounts me
>hurt like a motherfucker
>"Hey Anon long time no see"
>CC's voice
>whattheactualfuck
>started feeling good afterwards, probably since I wasn't as scared because I knew at least who was raping me
>stopped resisting
>became consensual
>came inside her
>bitches let me go
>get up and kiss CC
>grab nearest bitch and puts her in a headlock, demand an explanation
>bitch gets suffocated if no one talks
Eventually find out that CC had been on LSD and promised these idiots LSD if they helped her rape me. I end the night by fucking CC again in front of them, then proceeded to bunch a few of them in the face and knee the remaining in the back before leaving. CC gave them their LSD then left us alone. I walk her back to her apartment then keep fucking her. Slept over, in the morning I made her go to the clinic and take a plan B. Fuck her every week or so now, but have been very dominate because she managed to pull crazy shit off like what I just told you guys.
I now carry a knife with me for fear that niggers will jump me again.
Crazy story, up to you if you believe me, but it happened and it was fucking terrifying at first
>>712131606
Tits or GTFO
>>712136634
Same with #2 but on meds for 13 years so not really
>>712136305
that's pretty cool anon
>>712136382
Happy early 28th birthday anon!
And as this anon said >>712136666
also check'em
>>712136634
which martial art?
>>712131606
1. I'm eighteen
2. Dating the world's most perfect Nerdy Girl
3. Trying to go to college for Game Design
4. Assassin's Creed aficionado
5. Avid pothead
>>712133846
Fuck off, Tim.
>>712131606
>20
>There's nothing interesting about me at all
1. 22yo
2. introvert
3. have 10 inch dick
4. still a virgin
5. i think i'm gay
6. or bisexual
7. Type O Negative is my favorite band
8. planning to join the army (or not)
>>712131606
1. dented spine
2. pay a lot of medical bills
3. live alone
4. no car
5. no pets + single depressed
>>712136720
That sounds insane. The sex must be great though. Post pic of crazy bitch for science
1. 30 year old virgin
2. Ate pussy only once but sucked two different dicks
3. First kiss was at 22.
4. Work a shitty cistomer service job. 5. Proud Oregonian, born and raised.
>>712136904
You think you're gay? Get some dude on grindr to suck your big cock and find out. It's 2016 bro use the internets
>>712136904
Dick pic please.
1/. Virgin, even though my girlfriend is pretty wild and loves sexy things. I don't want to rush things
2/. I've never had alcohol. Takes money away from my main hobby, gaming.
3/. I'm paranoid in public and always keep a knife on me.
4/. 21 and can't even drive. But I usually take public transit, so I don't mind.
5/. I have a guitar, and never even played me. My roommate left it when they moved out, never came back to retrieve it.
>>712137076
See this guy wants your cock in his throat
>>712136908
Get a pet. For real . It will help
>>712136639
same on all
>>712136820
Krav Maga and Wing Chung
>>712137130
Your girlfriend is going to fuck somebody else if you don't slam her arbys double roast beef soon
>>712137202
Everybody wing chung tonight
1.virgin
2.going for a pharmacy technician
3.cannot swim
4.I scare my dog oftenly with a green bucket of water
5.am thinking wether or not to deliver to an 8chn post asking for a sharpie in the pooper
Bonus fact: I failed at suicide
>>712137279
Fuck 8ch, that Sharpie Ass needs to deliver in here
1. 19
2. I learned the ukulele after impulse buying one for $80 US
3. I live in San Francisco
4. I smoked weed for the first time when I was 12
5. I have slept with 10 people
>>712137132
I wouldnt mind a cock in my throat either.
>>712137388
Dubs of homosexuality confirmed.
>>712136834
i want to bully you
>>712137430
Good luck with that
>>712136834
Aficionado, fucking really. Is there a fine art to being bored and climbing buildings over and over?
33 years old
Three kids, wife, boxer and cat.
Go a big rubbery one over period historical movies like Master and Commander, The Duellists or Barry Lyndon.
Big into classic era metal lately - Slayer, Metallica, Judas Priest, etc.
Whiskey and cigars.
>>712131606
1. I sometimes eat mayo straight out of the jar with a spoon
2. I drink 1 to 1.5 litres of coffee a day
3. I am a DM running dnd 5e for a group of six
4. I recently bought a buttplug
5. I have learned Finnish as a second language
>>712137417
Not homosexuality, bisexuality. And its hard to think about how lonely I am while sucking a guy off. I'd be eating pussy all day if any women let me near them.
>>712131606
>Dropped out of College
>Alcoholic
>Spine Disease
>Musician
>Constantly driving the only person who truly loves me into the ground because I can not allow myself to be happy
>>712137503
Nah. I'm just saying that if you had a question about anything in the series, whether it be plot, story, armament, characters, items, etc., I'd be the dude to come talk to.
>>712131606
1. I can juggle and ride a unicycle, just not at the same time.
2. I am ambidexterous and I can fire two guns accurately, impressing no one but my NRA buddies.
3. I'm married to the only woman I ever had sex with.
4. I qualified for a scholarship but I opted out of going to college to marry the woman I knocked up and work.
5. I'm of Mexican decent, 1/4 white, but I look white.
>>712137605
Gaaaaay
>>712137650
Never said it was a FUN lifestyle
>>712137581
Is Finnish hard to learn? I'm half Finnish and want to learn the language of my people.
>>712137641
Do you regret not going to college?
What do you do for work?
>>712137639
Do you have a fucking blog keks
>>712137722
It's not bad but most people don't ever Finnish
>>712136834
proof of "perfect" pls
>>712136982
>>712135012
>>712136066
>>712136720
*...then proceeded to PUNCH a few of them...
not bunch.
>>712136820
>>712136982
Sex is pretty okay, the other woman I sleep with is better. Apparently I'm *still* the biggest she's had for the last half decade or so. Am only 6 inches long and 5 inches around and I can't stick it in when she's asleep because it doesn't fit. However she's extremely into me as you could probably infer; my dick still barely fits though when she's super wet. Gimme a few minutes to find pics
>>712136997
Are you male or female?
>>712137130
Don't drink beer. Just drink fine wine every now and then.
Can relate to why you keep a knife on you, read my story (I linked above) if you'd like.
>>712137202
Have taken a bit of wing chung, am interested in krav maga. How hard is krav maga?
>>712137279
How did you fail suicide? Also please get help anon
>>712137641
I suggest you learn how to do it at the same time. Am learning exactly that at the moment, I can juggle blindfold and ride the unicycle blindfold, but juggle worse than the average non-juggler when I'm riding the unicycle.
Am impressed with your sharp shooting skills, trying to get my accuracy with my left hand just as good as my right, but it's tought.
Also mad respect for #3. I salute you anon.
>>712137727
Nope. I'm not some Tumblrina douchebag. I just love the series in its entirety.
>>712137722
Yes. Easiest way to learn it is to live in Finland. It's really really hard to learn if you don't hear Finnish constatly.
>>712137825
Tbh, it's the same with any language.
>>712137724
I regret it, but I would have regretted not doing the family right more. Right now, I work at a window factory.
>community college student
>depressed
>makes electronic music
>addicted to caffeine and alcohol
>math major
>>712137936
Do you prefer beeps or boops
1. Studiying multiple languages
2. Depressed about exgf and group of friends who left me
3. Bisexual but only romantically interested in girls
4. Got raped by two older "friends" than me when 12
5. My first consented sexual encounter was with a trap/shemale (Wasn't a hooker)
>>712131606
32
have two cats. one is missing an eye (both were shelter cats)
ex heroin/meth user
have a pacemaker (since i was 19)
>>712137803
She's actually Nerdy. Not some bitch with big glasses that takes selfies with them on. She likes Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, plays games like BioShock, Alice, Alice: Madness Returns, and digs science and likes learning about how the world works. She's a deeply caring individual who gaf about everyone. Also, I've seen her beat up big ass buck niggers before by herself, mind you.
>>712138063
Good on you for adopting. I work in rescue myself and have two that I rescued. Why a pacemaker? I actually have tachycardia and some other arythmia shit
I'm a little teapot
Short
Stout
Here's my handle
Here's my spout
>>712137803
I am male.
>>712138193
Spout or get the fuck out
>>712138002
Neither, i prefer borps ;)
>>712137147
i'm not allowed in the thing i rent
>>712138285
R8 plz
>>712136720
>which religion?
the religion of peace ... funny thing is she was an agnostic before she joined the religious cult
>>obligatory pic of your cripple cat
pic related
>>712137880
yeah, but many other languages are easier to learn because they are related. If you know swedish, its easy to learn english or german, for example.
Finnish doesn't have a whole lot of related languages. Maybe Estonian. Oh, and I'm told Hungarian shares a similar grammar.
>>712137215
KEK
>>712138362
Never stopped me. Get something small you can hide. Even a small fishtank would help if you like animals. I've had hamsters.. Hermit crabs.. Mudskippers... Fire bellied toads.. Ribbon snakes.. All good ideas for small enclosures that people won't know about.
>>712138417
Somewhat, so I've been told. Due to the Internet allowing people to meet others across the planet, I've spoken to a couple of Hungarians that say the same thing.
>>712138392
Kinda sharp around the edges 5/10
>>712138528
Bro get a tomogatchi, pretty obvious
>>712137803
>I suggest you learn how to do it at the same time. Am learning exactly that at the moment, I can juggle blindfold and ride the unicycle blindfold, but juggle worse than the average non-juggler when I'm riding the unicycle.
>Am impressed with your sharp shooting skills, trying to get my accuracy with my left hand just as good as my right, but it's tought.
>Also mad respect for #3. I salute you anon
When I was very young, I honed my skills and natural agility because I wanted to become an entertainer... first dream was the circus. Thanks for supporting my values with #3, it was part chance because I knocked her up and I have some old school values.
>>712138615
Nintendogs, mein freund.
>>712138740
But if you leave them in piles of shit do they die?
>>712131606
1. 19 years old.
2. White.
3. Like prescription meth.
4. Have slept with 0 people.
5. Plan to die at 25-30 due to introversion.
>>712138869
Probably, idfk. Haven't played since I was like four or five.
>>712138911
Why so late. 20 is a nice even number
>>712137803
>the failed suicide anon here
Lost my shit one day
Lost any hope that I can have a normal life
Decided to say fuck it
>litteraly rushed onto a busy road
Was about to get hit by a semi truck
>by a power of kek the driver was driving slowly with no cargo
The guy started to brake less than 7 yards away from me
.
.
.
I just stood there acting like a moron that just pushed a screwdriver up a dead socket
Tl; dr: I dun goofed and rushed into a busy road instead of a highway
1. 25 yo Alpha Male
2. I hate fat, retarded, no-lifes people who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures
3. I'm pretty much perfect.
4. I was captain of the football team
5. and starter on my basketball team
6. I also get straight A's
7. have a banging hot girlfriend
8. She just blew me; Shit was SO cash
9. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>712138109
>and digs science
So she likes the process of forming a hypothesis, constructing an experiment, carrying out said experiment, collecting data, analyzing data, and trying to figure out the heads and tails of it; rinse and repeat?
She doesn't seem like the type I'd be into, but I'll give you that she has one or two good tastes.
>>712138396
Islam? Because all my muslim friends admit TRUE islam is not a religion of peace, you can only be peaceful if you're a softcore muslim. I feel bad for you anon, of all popular religions to choose from, she chose the worst (or arguably second worst if you include scientology) and the only one that's actually hateful.
>>712138362
>>712138528
What this anon said. Get a hamster, they are capable of helping you cope. Or take care of plants. People think I'm crazy but I do think plants are capable of emotions, since they're obviously capable of feeling. I have more than 400 individual plants in my house, it's great and talking to them is therapeutic, and helps keep my house cool in the summer, semi warm in the winter, and the veggies and fruits lower my grocery bills.
>>712138689
I believe you can do it man, once you've gotten the juggling and unicycle riding down you can do a reasonably entertaining show lasting 2 hours if you're good at selling yourself. I've busked and earned like $70 in an hour before just by juggling random shit on the street corner.
>>712136982
Latest pic of her, circa around a few hours ago
She has tiny tits unfortunately
>>712131606
Been skating for twenty years. Can hand plant bit can't kickflip
Been single a year ready to get back in the game
Volunteer woth a girl I love who friend zoned me at a retirement home playing Doo wop
Never afraid to humiliate myself for a cheap laugh
Been homeless on and off since I was 16
1. I am 16
2. Slept with no one yet... but have got nudes and brain before
3. Work partime ( 2 days work 3 days school)
4. Aboriginal and European
5. Waiting for more nudes rn
>>712137353
Sorry /b/ro, they scored 4 dubs hoping I'll deliver, thing is: I don't want to defile my arse with the gay sin
As much as I'd hope to deliver I am not that devastated to do it, yet
1. I'm 16
2. 6 foot 6(stopped gowing)
3. Can also speak Russian and Spanish(Mex)
4. Had 4 music gigs so far
5. Been in psych hospital for 4 months this year
>>712139042
It's more learning about it than performing experiments. It's mostly ready scientific papers, articles and research material. Prefers I read it aloud to her. Seems to absorb more of it that way.
>>712139078
> am underage
> what is b&?
> who are "mooooods"?
>aboriginal goron looking mofo
> retard
>>712139192
Reading*
>>712139033
let me guess ..your name is John
>>712139042
Small but perky
>>712139042
>I believe you can do it man, once you've gotten the juggling and unicycle riding down you can do a reasonably entertaining show lasting 2 hours if you're good at selling yourself. I've busked and earned like $70 in an hour before just by juggling random shit on the street corner.
You sound like someone I spoke to while we were both speaking with Naked Cowboy. The world needs more people like you.
>>712139090
There is no greater sin than to deny dubs. Special circle of hell awaits OPs whom did not deLiver
>>712133757
can ya spare me sum dosh?
[email protected]
msg me here bruv
>>712131606
1. art student
2. bisexual but only romantically interested in girls
3. crossdresser
4. i've fucked seven girls
5. all of them cuban hookers
>Crazy
>Crippled
>Drunkard
>Half-a-faggot
>Favorite color is orange
help me.
>>712139398
Autistic works of fiction
>>712139277
Well shit, now I have to do it
>>712139205
>16 is legal in Australia
> Usually rated between a 6 and 7 by girls
> Brain means like sucked off
> Have a government job at 16, so I definately am retarded
> Nudes are naked pics of another person lmao, i have never sent any myself js
>>712131606
1. Getting my Ph.D in materials science (computational modelling).
2. Never had a girlfriend
3. Have a published mango
4. Fuck hookers in Tijuana every holiday break I get to compensate for the fact I have no gf.
5. Contemplating being an hero because broke and can no longer support my spic hooker addiction.
1. Recently tried meth
2. Think i liked way too much for my own good
3. I haven't slept in my own house in a month
4. I'm 18
5. I can solve a rubicks cube in 25 seconds or less
>>712139719
Definately retarted. No dought.
>>712136982
>>712139042
I just forgot to mention, she really didn't like me taking pics of her naked and I obviously can't post her old nudes here because that's illegal. She doesn't send many nudes unfortunately. Hasn't stopped me from sneaking pics of her though. More pics of her coming, most aren't nude sorry.
>>712139192
Fair enough, just checking.
>>712139267
A bit perky, yes.
>>712139273
I haven't spoken with Naked Cowboy, no idea who or what that is. I'd like to think that my vices unfortunately balance my virtues. So maybe more people with my virtures lol
>>712139437
lmao
>>712139761
> Hey whats up guys Scarce Here
> Got some fucking insane news guys
> You may know (insert large youtuber) he has over (insert subs)
> Read tweets
> This is fucking insane
>>712139854
Doubt*
>>712131606
1. 22 years old.
2. Have a cat and a dog.
3. Like to drink alcohol.
4. Currently in Burger King.
5. Have slept with 3 people.
>>712139719
>16 is legal in Australia
Read Global rule #2 again you dipshit, it only specifies 18, it doesn't say "age or majority" or "of legal age".
>definitely am retarded
I wasn't going to call you that, but I can't argue with that
>>712139753
computational modelling kids on my campus are fucking neato, good job anon
what's the mango? link pls
and don't an hero before getting your PhD pls, and get help. seriously.
>>712136982
>>712139042
>>712139861
>>712139861
>Naked Cowboy, no idea who or what that is.
Street performer in the Big Apple, nice guy... likeable jackass. He saw my NRA hat and struck up a few songs. Some onlookers threw shit at him, I caught what they tossed and juggled them as my "fuck you" to them. The one you remineded me of approached us after amusing that crowd and getting Naked Cowboy lots of tips. New York, awesome place to be an asshole... as long as you are entertaining.
>>712131606
1. Work two jobs, one at my local uni's ceramics dept. and another as an IT intern with a manufacturing company
2. Am also a full time student studying Management Information Systems
3. Struggled with anxiety and depression until getting prescribed some meds to fix it, been going much better since
4. Related to above, flunked last semester almost completely but still had a 2.8 despite getting three F's (feelsgoodman.jpg)
5. Am 21, a senior, but will have to graduate a couple years later than expected.
>>712136982
>>712139042
>>712139861
>>712140211
>>712140290
Sounds fun, I have thought about going to NYC sometime. Is he actually naked or is that just the name?
1. High school drop-out
2. Speak two languages
3. Recently got my first job, it's shit
4. Depressed
5. Virgin
>27 years old
>military pilot
>Just got back from deployment
>profoundly depressed suddenly for no reason (have been depressed my whole life)
>only dated 2 women
>>712131606
1. In my 30s.
2. I'm wearing jeans.
3. I prefer slim women with B-cup breasts.
4. I left the last one in a wooded are, in a shallow grave.
5. The weather is making me anxious.
>>712140639
>Is he actually naked or is that just the name?
He wears a cowboy hat, boots and undies. He holds his guitar over his undies so if you are in front of him, he looks naked. If you want to like him, tip him and-or talk shop. If you want to hate him, talk about politics or religion. He is smarter than he seems and is really on the wrong end of where he pretends to be via personal freedoms.
>30yo
>director at a law firm for 3yrs now
>still act like a child
>impregnated a married woman a few months ago and now doing her divorce
>have to face reality, be in a relationship and help raise her 6yo from her previous marriage
>wholenewworld.exe
>>712140701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QGNAm5cHTo
>>712141378
Awesome, thank you for sharing :)
>>712140639
^Naked Cowboy is here incognito, pretending to not know who he is.
>>712141483
>>712141798
Lol, believe it or not, a lot of people think I'm weird.
My roommate and I on the deployment got along great. We made each other laugh constantly, he picked up all these obscure references I threw out, no matter what they were. It was awesome. I guess I took it too far, by the end he kept saying I was annoying. Everything I said caused him to roll his eyes, sigh, and say only a few more weeks. I was just trying to be funny like at first, I thought I had found a new friend. But, stuff like that is the story of my life. I be myself and drive people away. It leads to deep feelings of isolation and loneliness. I legitimately do not know if he likes me or not, or if other guys stay awake wondering the same thing about their friends.
1. once held a guy back from jumping to his death on a roof in KC
2. work a career job in an industry i'm starting to kinda hate
3. have tried nearly any drug you've heard of i'm guessing
4. up too late
5. wear pants
>23
>craft beer obsessed
>dislike video games
>have two girlfriends who don't like each other
>suicidal, attempt about every couple years but too chicken
>>712142010
>work a career job in an industry i'm starting to kinda hate
I am living my dream job and I fucking hate it. Keep the faith brother.
>>712142274
aiyee yep same. thought it was my dream job for a long time. *fist bump*
>>712142371
I posted above about being a military pilot. It's all about desk work and getting promoted, fly maybe once or twice a month. Not at all what I thought it would be. Spent my whole life trying to get it and now want out.
>>712141955
I know this is hard to take in, and it's hard to take me seriously considering we're on /b/, but have you ever went to get yourself checked for Autism Spectrum Disorder? Being autistic is okay, and I think what you're describing here is autism. My brother is on the spectrum, but we didn't realize until he was like 20, before we just thought he was really weird. You couldn't tell just looking at him, but once you talk to him for more than a few days you realize that he's a bit weird. People don't realize it's autism because frankly he doesn't look autistic.
>>712131606
1. White
2. Male
3. Athiest
4. Twenties
5. Single
>>712131606
>nigger
>no job
>BLM
>I can't count
>>712142589
ah geez sorry to hear bro. that's maybe more intense than my case.
i work in the liquor industry. used to work at some breweries. what was once a hobby and a fun network has become just too much about numbers. feel like a glorified car salesmen (no offense to any, just not what I thought I wanted)
meet amazing people all over the country but mostly just deal with really fucked up alcoholics that rich, though majorly disgruntled and worn down
>>712142776
He used a contraction properly he can't be a nigger.
>>712142827
i guess since i've started managing a division it's become kinda easier. but now there are just new repeated ridiculous issues i have mediate. so it goes
>>712131606
>really unhappy with my shitty paid job
>have qt fat gf but prefer skinnier girls
>perma-horny, would just masturbate all day if I could
>14cm dick
>love Overwatch but never played it
>I NEVER come out of my house
>I like romantic movies
>I sniff glue and gasoline
>i don't know how to make spaghetti
>When i look at my cat's penis, sometimes i get an erection
>>712140211
Don't wanna post a link for privacy reasons, but basically published with Image Comics (murican-based) which lets me publish while giving me copyrights. I'm not a fucking weeab before you ask (I'm a chink).
Don't know where to get help. Need more money for hookers though.
>>712139400
>favorite color is orange
the rest is not that bad, but fucking orange? Really? Kill yourself
>trans
>now jobless
>bf died three weeks ago
>want to die
>likes cats though
>>712142603
Thanks for the reply.
To answer your question, I have wondered that actually. I've often wondered, at least lately, if I don't have like a light case of asperger's or something maybe.
I guess what I'm confused about is I've always been profoundly sensitive, like I've always thought I've been great at picking up on other people's feelings and being sensitive where others seem to be really callous. I don't know if the two are linked and it's not like I'm trying to be in denial, I'm just like, would an autistic person be able to pick up on other people's feelings? I didn't think they could.
I also wonder due to my intense interests in things and also because of my looks.
But I've never heard of the Autism Spectrum Disorder, I'll definitely look it up. Thank you.
>>712131606
1. 24, Male
2. Sexually assaulted by a girl age 16
3. Spend most of my time making art
4. Sucked cock about 2 hours ago
5. Say Anything is my favorite band
>>712142827
That makes sense.
I'm not good at business savvy stuff, but I've always thought alcohol sales would be highly profitable.
My Dad is an alcoholic tho and it has destroyed his life. I'm not sure I could continue selling to people like that. So, not like I can relate, but I get what you're saying as much as that's possible.
1.Im 17
2.I fuck up with every perfect girl I see and have been since third grade
3. Got kicked out of school (in 10th grade) for skipping to much because my mind was so fucking blank due to adderall I was previously taking and didnt know it was that till i stopped and now in online school and failing that to now I'm a shut-in
4.I live in Georgia and am unhappy atm
5.have been falling asleep at 4 to 7 for the past few weeks and honestly need help. FUCK
>>712131606
Nobody gives a shit about your boring ass life god damn
>>712143742
lol theres plenty of replies so wyd
>>712143374
>likes cats
chug it
>>712143897
shots shots shots
>>712143213
that's pretty cool anon, and drawing legit stuff doesn't make you a weeb in my books.
Try going to a hospital and saying this:
"Hi there, I've seriously considered committing suicide and I need help, I'm afraid I might actually carry out soon." Good luck anon
>>712143442
My brother can pick up people's feelings, albeit he's wrong like 10% of the time with other men, and like 50% of the time with women. Also he sounds a bit like you the more I think about it.
Autism Spectrum Disorder is just the clinical disorder name for autism. It's not black and white or binary like your biological sex or getting pregnant, it's more of a spectrum, like how colour light is. It's okay to be autistic and I think if it doesn't prevent you from doing everyday stuff I think it's something to be proud of.
1) Am 22.
2) Live in the 559.
3) Have been in 5 not-at-fault accidents (two paying money).
4) Tend to spend time in the S/Fur threads
5) I am the one who knocks.
>>712143601
4am to 7am? try to get more sleep friend :(
1.) 18 years old
2.) upcoming Youtube/weed-tuber (follow me and shit)
3.) hipster as fuck
4.) breakdancer sometimes
5.) was almost a future Olympian for track and field
https://youtu.be/10FsDEu6vG4
>>712143973
Thank you, that's helpful actually because for the longest time I've had this inkling like maybe I'm not full on autistic, only partially so. It at least verifies that it's a thing.
Other than googling it tho, I'm not sure how I would ever go about verifying it.
>>712144016
Thank you for replying.....I will but rightnow I can't turn around.....It's already 5am :(
>>712144124
damn lol
>>712131606
>1. I'm 25
>2. I have half kilogram specimen of highly toxic arsenopyrite in my mineral collection which spends all its time locked in a heavy safe
>3. I hold my balls when I shit due to a fear I developed as a child in which if I tried to push out a shit I would somehow shit out my balls
4. David hasselhoff and I once shared a moment of mutual thumbs up and head nods from across the room after we both witnessed a fat chick dressed as fionna face plant outside staff entrance of a comic convention he was appearing at
>5. I got tattooed in a niteclub once
>>712144146
Please check out this:
https://www.autismspeaks.org/adult-tool-kit
Through some listed services, that's how we helped my brother get diagnosed lol. Again, it really helps, and while it's not like you can use it as a scapegoat, if other people know that you have it it certainly helps.
Also some chicks are into slightly autistic guys for some reason. My brother is a fuckboy somehow, and gets more pussy than I do. The man's all about quantity over quality, so I'm not complaining lol. Still, it amazes me at how many opportunities and doors have widened or even opened for him when he learned about it.
Again, just know that I, along with other anons, support you :)
>inb4 this is /b/ and we're all autistic
>>712131606
1. 24 years old
2. Convicted Felon
3. I LOVE my dead end job (I work in the deli at Kroger)
4. I write and record my own speed metal, but I'm too shy to show anyone.
5. I do heroin. (Not related to number 2)
>>712144529
Drop the heroin my guy I swear your speed metal will improve
>18 years old
>currently in a 24/7 M/s relationship with a 17 year old girl
>from Oklahoma
>wear a sock over my penis at all times except sex
>fought a cat about 15 minutes ago
>>712144507
No thank you it means a lot. The irony that I won't go see a therapist for my depression but will hold early morning conversations with internet strangers is not lost on me lol. Clearly I'm looking for help and maybe not doing as much as I should. Thanks again for the link.
The thing that really got the ball rolling for me was "The Big Short". That dude was a med-school drop-out turned practically billionaire if you haven't read it. Discovered he had asperger's in his 30's if I'm not mistaken. Ever since then I've always kept it open as a possibility.
I have this phase if I don't sleep for a couple days where I get euphoric and extremely social, it's what I imagine being drunk feels like. If I could tap into that permanently I could mayyybe see myself becoming a fuckboy lol. Otherwise I'm terrible with women and people in general but that's cool to know.
>>712144724
I want to. I really should.
>>712144771
Fought a cat???!! keks
Storytime!
>>712144398
3 and 4 i laugh
>>712144802
You're welcome anon. You should try going around to some university campus places and go ask "where can I get help if I have depression?" as people will just assume you're a student and they'll send you to the right people who will know where to get help. It's always okay to get help, admitting you have a problem and willing to try and solve the problem is a brave thing to do.
I remember reading that a long while ago when I was a kid, don't remember much of it but I just might go and give it another read again.
Funny you say that, because being sleep deprived affects your brain similarly to how getting drunk would. Am this anon >>712135012
as well I majored in Mental Health Studies, so can vouch for the comparison.
Also don't worry about women, the right one will come your way, just work out, join clubs at the community centre, and learn shit while you wait. If they don't come this year, next year you'll be smarter and look better and have better chances. And with that you should get better at dealing with people too.
I'm going to head to work now, very nice talking to you anon. Come be a faggot like the rest of us again, but remember that there's life outside of /b/ lol
>>712144990
18777595122
Bro I really care for your well being I'm not here to judge you. Call this number or kik me :\ AlejandroElDesperado just copy and paste. Much love. I'm only 17 and know nothing about drugs but my uncle was an addict.....
>>712131606
1. Living in northern Germany
2. Got a blowjob and a titfuck by gf yesterday
3. Today I'm going to clean my room
4. I play hearthstone
5. My dream is it to become a writer
>>712145412
Not sure if you're serious because this is /b/, but please do take care of yourself, you're only 17 and you're not as smart as you think you are (you'll realize this in a few years when you think back). Be careful about talking to strangers online lmao
>>712144990
yeah just go through the withdrawal (maybe try to avoid substitute meds/treatment if you can) and kick it now before you get older man
1. I'm doing practicum at a PR-Agency
2. I want to move out
3. I smoke weed on an almost daily basis
4. I love reading, Murakimi, Mitchell, Bolano, Boyle
5. I'm thinking to much about how I look like and what clothes I need
>no talents
>ugly tits
>19, probably won't make it to 20
>today i got off twice and ate a tube of pringles
>i chose popplio
>>712145412
I appreciate it, vato. It's a strange thing, addiction. I've been clean before, and no matter what I do I always find myself back at it within six months. Nobody even really knows I fuck around with it really. I go to work, I come home, I cook up a few packs and bang em, then I pick up my guitar and start writing. It helps me feel....content I guess? I look at it the same as the guy who has a six-pack in the evening after work, of course nobody else does because dope is so taboo but in my eyes it's no different. Just a small creature comfort, you know?
>>712146006
>choosing an ugly sea lion as your starter
Show ugly tits
>>712131606
Are you me?
>>712146006
>ugly tits
I'll be the judge of that.
>Virgin
>1st year college student
>smokes weed
>plays video games
>wants to be a doctor
1) I like to research drugs a lot, mainly psychs
2) I like to research suicide methods
3) I know how to program
4) i like giving massages
5) I like giving head to chicks
>>712146260
you can be my fave doctor :>
>>712146320
thats me -knowing how to program
>>712145501
Say no more
>>712146102
i felt sorry for him
>>712146260
You that girl? What for a doctor? What for games? I assume you're not that girl since you're a virgin but with that body guys should've fucked the hell out of you. At least I would.
>>712131606
27
currently underachieving in life
has slept with 24 women
trying to get into military
makes fun of everything and everyon
>>712131606
wants the world to burn
wants the world to drown
wants the world to die
wants the world to reborn
likes cheese
>>712146320
What the fuck are psychs? If you are referirng to psychoactive substances, every drug is one.
-im 23
-i slept with over 40 girls
-im a college dropout Neet Bum
-Have a 150 IQ
-i invented wishing for stuff through meme magic
>>712131606
Awh right I'll bite
-21 years old britbong
-work at a port as a welder and fabricator
-suffer from a Borderline Personality Disorder
-theirs videos of me online trying to kill myself , some of you were probably involved
-I'm probably an alcoholic but god damn Drink is to good
>>712146510
Psychedelics my friend
>>712146552
Wishing for stuff?
>>712146628
You mean hallucinogens?
1. Taking a shit rn
2. Got Pokemon Sun today
3. Had butter chicken for dinner
4. Have almost no friends
5. Two suicide attempts
>>712146677
Long story. Basically its been proven that you can wish for stuff using meme magic. It combines esoteric ocultascisms and quantum physics
1. Metalhead, gimmie that djent.
2. Jamison Whiskey is my boy.
3. D cup.
4. Currently only wearing a blue unicorn onesie.
5. Boinked seven men and one woman.
>>712146717
Looks interesting, nice perspectives. White parts just gonna be people?
>>712146846
>>712146846
That sounds.....hot....
>>712146807
how's pokemon sun?
>eurofag.jpg
>>712146855
Thanks mate that means a lot. Im still debating whether if its going to be people or not or something else entirely
>>712147005
You're welcome. But let me get that logically clear.
- people
- no people
- something entirely else
So third option includes neither people nor not people, which means it gotta be something inbetween, a mix of people and their non-existence. Pretty tough mate.
>>712146966
It is rather warm and cozy.
>>712131606
1. 24 years
2. Single for the first time in a while
3. Finally got grades, money and workout improving.
4. Want to quit smoking weed.
5. Hates niggers
>>712147274
Let me guess, you living in a sparsely populated place?
>>712131606
1. My father is a CEO millionaire
2. I have a masters degree in statistics
3. I got a research grant of $30,000 to expand my thesis paper
4. My first job was on my country's equivalent of wall street
5. Since 3 years ago I drive forklifts for a living and I've never been happier
calle
>>712147415
Israel?
>>712131606
1. 19 years old
2. My cat is 23 years old
3. I have only got out of bed to shit for 3 weeks
4. suffer from severe depersonalisation
5. I spend all day looking at old internet shit and playing old games.
>>712147205
Lol, I meant to say whether or not if it's going to be people, is something im still debating. Mind my lack of clarity, im a demented madman most hours of the day. My original intentions were to paint the statue of Liberty with lady justice across from her and making a maze underneath the walkway. The path of freedom is through liberty and justice. When your caught in a maze you wouldn't spend a moment looking at the stars.
>>712147274
Gothenburg, 500 000 people.
>>712147489
no
scandi
>>712147587
Your original intention sounds good and it leaves space open for several interpretations.
>>712147580
4. as well as 3. is related to 5, get the fuck out of your bed, go to school, get a job, get a real hobby.
>>712147743
You listen to girly music? Fuckin faggot
>>712147743
nice
im an alcohol
im an art
i do as far even as decided when i want to
dosent take things personnel
1. Want to become a psychopharmacologist
2. I have 2 cats
3. Mom died in her sleep recently
4. Have anorexia and am getting medical marijuana card for it soon
5. Im 19 and have slept with 11 people
1. Black
2. Female
3. Suffer from anxiety disorder
4. In bed right now
5. Can't sleep
>>712148075
Sorry but 3. made me kek.
Are you saying people because not all of them were the opposite gender?
1-metalhead
2-social anxiety
3-multilingual
4-19
5-kissless virgim
>>712147810
Falloiut 2 isn't gonna play itself.
>>712131606
1. Rich
2. Handsome
3. Have 12 inch dick
4. Known and loved by many females
5. 12 years old in reality
> no formal education past 3rd grade, self taught on most things
>22 and sleep in the barn at my parents place
> lost count of how many cats i have. Like twenty something
> people at work call me smeagol because someone caught me on all fours chasing a lizard once
> i like picking scabs off and smearing my blood on things to mark my territory
1. I hate small children
2. Tomato products like Ketchup make the area around my mouth get red and rashy
3. Once shot a dude in the leg for harrassing my 11 year old sister
4. Currently am breeding doggos and selling for up to $3k a pup
5. I love playing MOBAs and RTS's
>>712148142
Im a bi male and all but 1 of them were men
>>712148320
texas
>>712148382
>Florida
>Worse than Texas anyway
1. going to uni studying comunication informatics
2. got a black cat
3. playing warhammer 40k
4. live together with gf
5. currently working on a mobile app
and assembling a team to help me
6. java>everything
7. playing fallout 4 at the moment
8. doing some daytrading for fun
>>712134478
Ay bro,
> 1. Ham op, 100w Kenwood hf, 25w 2m China special, 12m mast
2. Have own house, is awesome, fuck housemates
>3 Jet grind Radio was wicked fun
4. Run a still. DIY liquor is brilliant, but kinda alot o work. Use cereal an fruit to make delicious booze. Pear n weetbix is best.
>5 got adopted by a stray kitten. flees from any other human. Total tart for me. Brings presents of rat n meece n snek for me
1: have zero social media accounts
2: have a good paying job that I literally do nothing in and get paid really well
3: hate children , all children all the time
4: think Trump is the man
5: quit smoking 3 yrs ago cold turkey and have never had a drag on a cigarette since
>>712148153
dat u?
1. Have a dog that vomits at least 2 times a day.
2. I'm an accident
3. I have no fucking idea where my father lives
4. My apartment is in 5k debt
5. My throat hurt a little
1. German
2. 18yo
3. currently in 12th grade
4. shitty/lazy student
5. planing on studying international engeneering next year
6. quite introverted
7. play vidya and watch youtube all day
9. favourite show is Top Gear (not the American one)
10. been lifting for 1,5 years
1. Virgin
2. Have two cats
3. Depressed
4. Love psychs
5. Have a girlfriend
6. Don't know what I want to do with my life.
7. Poor
8. European
9. Play video games most of the time.
>>712149071
8. apparently I can't count to 10
1. 21
2. Have driving licence
3. Don't have a car
4. Being stuck in house in the middle of nowhere
5. Virgin
1. 22
2. Rolling Information Techologies studies like a boss without doing anything
3. Have my first IT degree without opening a book
4. Could find a well paid job easily
5. Stay in house, play videogames, smoke weed
age: 29
i drink and smoke a lot
i masturbate a lot
yesterday i had a pretty hot girl over, i was totally into her, i had problems to get an erection
the day before i fucked an ugly hooker with overweight - had no erection problems at all
seems pretty normal.
1. 30 years old.
2. Generous to a fault to friends and family. Will even give til I'm broke too.
3. Have grown to distrust anyone at all intimately after a bad break up.
4. I'm smart and capable of doing anything I really want to but I'm too laid back, apathetic, and lazy to accomplish anything.
5. I am waiting for my immediate family to die so I can kill myself. I don't want to burden them with a suicide. Until then I just smoke weed and browse /b/ to waste time.
>>712131606
1.14 YO
2.No mascots
3.Same
4.Currently in school with a new fag on /b/
5.Have slept with 2
1. I'm 17 yo
2. From Poland
3. Actually sitting in class
4. Study mechatronics
5. Love one girl but she ain't me wtf
>>712131606
1. 25 years old
2. Had brain surgery a year ago
3. Applying to law school this fall
4. Sister is engaged to a Jew
5. In bed
>>712133548
You play bass. Bass players get all the pussy. Don't worry about getting a girlfriend, just slay as much ass as possible.
>>712149592
Fucking retard
>40 years old
>2 bachelors degrees one in STEM one in business
>Live in bumfuck redneck bibleland USA
>Own lots of guns, still believe the gun control laws are very lax
>Closet Hillary voter
>>712131606
1. 18 Years old
2. Only had sex with one girl
3. Like to smoke weed
4. Jimi Hendrix fan
5.Norwegofag
1. 19 ear old male
2. perfect 4.0 GPA
3. 8.4/10 looks
4. parents rich
5. virgin
>>712131606
1. Polymath.
2. Soul mate still with me 17yrs later.
3. Can't bear to have new pet cat since last one died aged 20+.
4. Work in field of Machine Intelligence and Robotics.
5. Think 90% of humans are garbage that should be eliminated and turned into biogas and fertiliser... but hide it well.
1. 25 year old male
2. Still live at home
3. Kissless, touchless virgin
4. Steady job.
5. Can play the pipe organ
>>712131606
1. 48 years old
2. just took a huge dump
3. clogged toilet
4. fill a 15-liter bucket
5. dump on the dump and watch the flushing dumped dump
>inb4 voted Trump
>>712150248
4chan is 18+
20 years old male
Straight enough to make Mike Pence envious
Browse /c/, /mu/ and /toy/
Live in Asia
Play the guitar, bass guitar and piano
1. Am pretty sure I'm transsexual, but have decided not to jack about it because of trouble with family.
2. Enjoys weird hentai, but is very vanilla IRL.
3. My first kiss was with a lesbian. I'm gay.
4. Am very good at shooting revolvers.
5. Have tried about a dozen different narcotics.
>>712149592
Underagimus maximus
im five years old and my name is bethol
>Here I come,
1. rougher than the rest of them
2. the best of them, tougher than leather.
3. You can call me Knuckles
4. unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
5. I'm hard as nails, it ain't hard to tell
>>712137605
loser
Might be babby text
>#1 18 years old, 12th grade.
>#2 Am Canadian
>#3 I think I might be in love
>#4 I have 2 cats
>#5 Once sucked a dick in grade 5(I'm not gay though)
>>712131606
1. a lot of people think I'l do time
2. I have a fear of deep water
3. I have never had a favourite colour, but when people ask I say it is blue
4. have never been in a fight
5. have moved town three times
>>712152307
number two makes number four redundant
>>712152611
Why tho
>>712152636
I'm dyslexic, never mind faggot
1. 65 years old
2. Retired but teach tennis
3. Married but unhappy
4. Like Jack Daniels
5. Highly suicidal
