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Stoner talk
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Nightmare Cookies, Sativa
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Do you remember when you remember when you do smoke and then you remember smoking a joint?
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>>712111775
sounds tasty
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>>712111933
Ahhh I 'member
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Taking a tolerance break. I lost most of my appetite.
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>>712111933
ooooh I member!
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>>712112219

Same her, on t-breaks i barely eat, but when i smoke i can't stop eating
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2vgICfQawE
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Here to wreck the thread
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>>712112549
How much was that? I spent 50 on a starter rig.
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I need to take a tolerance break but I dont want to. Im at about a gram of oil a day. I can take 3 big dabs in a row and not be super stoned, sucks.
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>>712112702
4k

Here's a basic non collab for reference
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>>712112219
>>712112344
How often you guys take t-breaks?
Also how long do they last?
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Gorilla Glue and Chiquita Banana.

San Jose California here.

Watching Wargames.

Work sucks but life's good.
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>>712112905
Jesus christ. Who pays that much for a bong?
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Duuuude
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Member that, wait , wut?
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>>712113081
Me, for starts
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>>712113052

I smoke for about 2-3 months and then i take a t-break fro around a month, but it's usually because i run out and my dealer lives a couple of hours away

But it makes it so much better when i get back on it again
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Love me some glassware
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im doing it my first time. what do?
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>>712113677
Inhale into lungs
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I've been smoking daily since july for my migraines, and I really need to take a t break. Sucks though because weed is the only things that helps me
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>>712113503
Helix setup
I used to have a similar ashcatcher on mine
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>>712113454
How you know when you to take a break
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>>712113677

It's normal to not get high the first time, and if you don't smoke cigarettes the smoke will probably burn your lungs like a bitch but it will get better, after a while you won't even notice it.
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>>712113420
>>712112905
>>712112549
I've seen these same 3 pictures in every stoner thread for quite a while. No new pics?
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Did you know... That the ground feels weird
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>>712113503
Also made one of my own. "Big Oil"
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>>712111933
Bruh
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>>712113677
Eat a mango beforehand, inhale slow and deep, inhale a bit of air afterwords, hold for a few seconds (not as long as you can, that doesn't actually get you higher) and exhale.
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>>712113827

If your tolerance becomes too high or if it just becomes a habit and is not really fun anymore i would say. Also if you start pushing away responsibilities and just sit at home all day and smoke it's probably a good idea to take a break.

But it's different for everyone, some people can smoke all year round and be fine, you will probably know yourself if you need a break
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Snow Storm, Banana Kush, Cherry Pie. Best imo
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so CBD doesn't give you a body high and indica doesn't have to have any... weird stuff you learn today
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>>712111357
is that a tampon?
because it looks like a tampon
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>>712114392
My wife is a total stoner. I smoke with her on occasion, but she is smoking morning, mid-day, and night.

My main issue is that she usually gets horny as fuck after smoking, so I allow it to go on, even if it is turning into a REAL problem.
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>>712112549
Brandon?
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About to load one up with the gf.
Anyone else with me?
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As a recreational stoner, can someone please explain to me if 'medical cannabis" is legitimate or if its just an excuse to get cooked and still let it be okay in the eyes of the law/society. Like i was watching this show called like 'colorado weed" or some shit like that and they talk about medical cannabis and this one chick says she takes it for migraines then she took a hit and she was like "oh yeah i can feel my arthritis getting better already!" Like im all for it either way, i just dont know anyone that uses it for 'medicinal purposes'
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>>712114763
Rly nigga
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>>712114908
I use it for my migraines. I'm have daily pain from them, so I usually smoke in the afternoon when my pain is at its worse. It helps just as much a a pill, without the side effects of heavy pharmaceuticals
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>>712113954
Please just buy a real bong anon. You're being 17
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Dream queen
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>>712113943
Here ya go
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>>712113943
4chan changed file sizes and I'm lazy. These are screenshots the real photos are huge
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Mood rn what r u /b/roes smokin ?
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>>712112701
This is the best reaction image I've ever seen, I'm gonna steal it thx
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Older pic but this is what i'm smokin' on
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>>712115049
Did I say pic related?
I don't think I did.
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>>712111357
This one time, I smoked 5 weeds and snorted 2 meths. Lol good times
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>>712111933
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>>712111357
Weed doesn't get me high anymore
Not even tolerance break
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>>712115324

Whats that you're smoking?
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>>712111357
Duuuuuuuuuuuuu-hu-hu-hu-huuuuddde.
Ayy lmao
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>>712112184
Member berries?
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>>712117276
Sure you're not smoking oregano?
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>>712115272

What do you think these are?
>>712113503
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>>712115272
Yee, good bongs can be cheap just don't be a faggot that pays hundreds or thousands on something that does what one for $60 can do, here is a good one. Triple honeycomb with all the fixings, ash catcher, birdcage and all that shit.
m.dhgate dot com slash product slash new dash glass-water-pipe-17-5 slash 258744110.html
spam detection is so fucking annoying
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>>712119031
Anything dhgate is made of only the finest chinesium
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Fairly new to smoking. Can anyone recommend a good glass pipe?
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>>712111357
ITT: Autism
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Pot stocks mark up mean flies to get caught in eyes mistakes around deep lies and control is not found it's disguise. Often forever and in-between dreams this smoke sessions make me just what I seem. March madness and the regular kind become one in the issues of what it becomes. Thanks for the steak but I'm running to catch the grass buss on a train that is just running a bit late.
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>>712119285
Worked fine for me, just don't drop/bump it or it will shatter like your happiness. Airflow is airflow, can't say the same for the sturdiness.
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>>712118683
If those are yours please stop using that home made one and making a fool of yourself. It reeks of classlessness
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>>712119529
Don't worry. Unlike most casual stoners I'm 9000% glass aware having about 10k in glassets
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>watching tv while blazed
>mate handpasses a footy and it hits my face and rebounded into my bong and broke it
>was my first bong
Have to use a gatorade bong now
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>>712119688
>saying classlessness
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>>712119688
>classlessness
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Sons finally asleep so I can smoke a bowl, been nauseous all day.
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Keep it simple, keep it solid. 18", no chambers, no bullshit.
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What the fuck is that roll man?
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>>712114670
My wife is similar, but with H...
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>>712120615
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Just dabbed lads
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>>712121499

Congratz, have a great time anon
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>>712121603
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>>712112344
>>>712112219
>Same her, on t-breaks i barely eat, but when i smoke i can't stop eating

How long does it take for tolerance to build up and come down?
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Anybody doing only edibles? Or am I the only One?
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Felt like firing up ol' faithful - the grav. Homemade & works great. I love pyrex etc. but it's fun to make something that does the job.
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>>712122046

Wish I had some. I stick to smoking because I can only get so much at a time. Not in a med state, so edibles are pretty scarce.
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>>712121817

It varies a lot and differs from person to person and for how much and how often you smoke, but i would say at least a minimum of one week, but probably more. One month is probably best
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>>712122046
i do them. I smoke for the smaller amounts and then edibles when i want to go into space... because the edible ride has a longer onset it is generally more palatable imo than taking a huge dab rip and finding yourself fading faster and faster between every second. Im sure some people like that, but for me it just kinda makes me too geeked up during the peak
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I'm pretty excited to jump back on the wagon after the month long t break. New Pokemon game is gon' be lit!
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>>712121817
A few years back, I needed to piss clean in three days in light of an upcoming opportunity. I was also a fledgling professional cyclist at the time. I rode 270 miles in three days. Took the test, pissed clean, and went on my jolly way home to smoke.

I got so fucking high I quite literally had to grab onto my chair to keep from falling out of it. I got so high it was almost scary. I got higher than the first time I got high.

That being said, I think it's usually about two weeks, on average.
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As a joint guy, I must ask, are bongs worth it?
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>>712124098
There is nothing like glass on glass.
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just vaped some tasty kief for breakfast
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>>712124098
yeah they are, gets you a bit higher due to the smoke being forced into your lungs when you pull the slide
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>>712113081
a faggot.
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>>712124098
I'm mostly a roll up guy myself, but I bought a bong to curb on my consumption a little bit. I can make an ounce last a veeeery long time.

I feel like I get higher faster, and I get to snuff the bowl after every hit which conserves even more. Joints and blunts just burn constantly even if no one is smoking it (which is why I enjoy rolling up, no need to continuously relight and pull and clear, etc)
cheers.
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Getting some girl scout cookie tomorrow, first time smoking it, I heard its good.
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>>712122335
>>712122897
Well, I make them myself... I usually make 10-12 muffins or cookies with 2g Total. Eating 2 of them usually make me feel Happy for 6 hours. Going to bake some pumpkin & bacon ones with poppy seeds for the weekend
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>>712113420
nice china glass, gtfo with this pasta you can't be the same person posting this every time
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>>712126464
damn. with only 2g? You must have enough self control not to indulge every day haha. a good edible for me is like, .5
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>>712126464
pumpkin bacon sounds awesome
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>>712126761
Lol he is legit. Only a rich dick like him would post his own shit. Thats his thing.
I call him rich bong. Say hi rich bong! Been a while brotherman
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>>712127090
I come into these threads looking for him. I was here the day 4chan decided no more, fuck this kid thinking he's so good telling first time smokers get a 5k bong or it isn't shit git good, and now I just kinda like to join the dogpile. Some part of me can't believe he just keeps coming back for the abuse.
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>>712112889
damn dude, a g of oil is what I go through in two weeks. How do you even afford that shit?
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>>712122174
Love these I'm using one now to save kush
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>>712121257
lmao shes gonna kill herself. you need to get her help
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>>712113954
Bahahahahha what the fuck is this shit? It'd like a bowl sticking out of pvc with a shisha hose on top lmfao I'm dying fam
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watch super globetrotters while baked. you will not regret it.
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>>712113954
wtf is the hose for? jfc dude you're an embarrassment to everyone that ever loved you.
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>>712127262
Like I said man, thats his thing- To show off his shit. He's actually cool. Its just his reaction to people when they're breathing down his neck due to his rich faggotness. If theres a word.
Anywho, smoke up man. Are you a pipe guy? Joint? Bong? Hehe
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>>712111357
dude weed lmao XDDDDddDDDDD
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>>712127990
I'm a bong guy myself, find everything else a bit harsh on my lungs/throat. How about you?
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Just finished ripping gravity bongs in a college dorm bathroom and am baked
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>>712119688
lmao you're probably the faggot that spent 4k on a bong. gtfo pleb
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>>712128129
Yeah man, nice. Im into joints and pipes atm. I cant find a good bong with a good price yet. (Illegal here hehe)
Closest to a bong I did was when my wife and I tried a gravity bong. We tripped fucking balls man!
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I wish I had a picture of it since were all showing off bongs rn but my buddy made one out of a bamboo stalk, it actually rips pretty damn hard and the grooves of the inside act like ice catchers. That shit grows everywhere around here, I'm thinking I might make one for myself tbh.
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How do you guys feel when you're high? I've tried it twice now. The first time I spent a lot of time wondering what I was supposed to feel, and then I got to a point where I was laughing at everything, and the second time I start remembering jokes I've told in the past and laughing like a maniac again. I usually calm down eventually but I was with friends both times so we were joking around the entire time.
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>>712128844
The giggles pass once you get a tolerance for it. New smokers usually always get either the giggles or the "I'm so high man." At this point I just get really good and zoned into my games.
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>>712129046
I guess that makes sense. what about the throat burn? Does that get easier too? We smoked a joint both times and I had to take small hits after the first couple of my throat would hurt like hell
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>>712129243
Hell yeah it does, just keep taking small puffs when you smoke and eventually you won't even feel them. Then just start taking bigger hits and work up from there. You'll be cheefin like a pro in no time.
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>>712129243
That's why I use bongs, the water helps to cool down the smoke and make it easier. Of course when you're first starting out you get more smoke so it kills you. Just gotta get used to it.
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>>712129336
Sounds good to me man. Gonna have to get some more soon then
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Unfortunately, everyone on Trump's list for attorney general is anti-marijuana. Not undecided. 100% anti. Buy before January or you'll be buying frim a dealer.
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>>712129607
Yeah I've heard bongs are a lot easier on you. I'll have to try it out sometime. I don't mind the joints too bad but I do keep water close by with that lol
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>>712111357

KYS faggots.
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I'm currently on a ~11-month unintentional tolerance break because all of my hookups disappeared. Feels fucking terrible, man.
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Has anyone had bloodhound? Reup hopefully coming in tomorrow
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>>712115481
it's all yours my friend
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>>712111357
baked as a cake on some home grown gdp rn lads
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>>712130162
me too, but because i can't afford it; which is worse?
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>>712113081
Someone with too much money and not enough sense.
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blazin a doober rn, sup cannabis community
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>>712113744
Lungs into exhale
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>>712115528
That Eucerin gets me high as balls too.
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Last night my friend whos been hounding me to try his friend/dealers dank finally gave me the opportunity. It started out as our ordinary ritual, a bunch of us ventured out of our friends place to go for a nice evening walk. The temperature was around 0 degrees celcious.

We got to our usual spot to light up at the entrance of a footpath that leads thru a small forest. I took out the Zeus Vaporizer with the temp setting on 388 and began vaping this dank hybrid while my other friends lit up a big cannon blunt.

It was fucking great for the first 30 minutes. It felt extremely powerful. I was having a great time and could barely control my thoughts.

Then a point reached where I felt like my mind was at 100% capacity and it was even more powerful than that. Its then I started focusing inward deeply and felt the dank was too powerful for me and I began to be negatively affected by my current problems I'm facing in my life.

For the next hour or so I felt like I was internally freaking out and kind of tried to socialize with friends or keep walking to just ride it out.

At the peak of the internal freakout I decided to quit weed for at least a month and fully detox.

I'm going thru a lot of problems right now in my life as well so my state of mind is definitely more negative these days which can be bad if you're going in to highly potent dank.
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Anyone got super high, it matched their ejaculation?
>mfw
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>>712112905
Samfaggin in every stoner thread with your privileged ass.
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>>712129664
I pray to god we get some riots if they try to shut down pot. I'll fuckin drive to Colorado myself to chuck rocks if that's what it comes to.
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>>712113420
>for starts
Kek
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>>712114908
Well the CBDs are majorly produced in male plants (im pretty sure ) or you have strains that are high CBD which is the medical part , but the medical is like a higher standard i feel like, because if you give someone the wrong strain of weed and they have anxiety and they go and smoke a sativa thats going to drive them through a wall, so be educated
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>>712115324
way too much tobakko.. you need like a 10 to 90 ratio not half now half
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>>712113052
I smoke on a daily Basis no brakes at all
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>>712113052
Weekend smoker due to work and responsibilities
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The people who smoke daily are trying to chase that initial fresh high but nothing will ever come close. In fact even if you quit for 20 years and then one day smoked a huge bong bowl of dank you still won't get that initial high you had.

The best way to at least get high is to smoke once per weekend for a couple months, followed by 1-6 month t-breaks.

I find thats the only way really to enjoy weed to be "fucked up".
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>>712131151
Well maybe you start thinking ofbyour problems because you might have a creative way to fix it ? Idkcjust a thaught
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>>712132362
I smoke every day and after taking breaks I have gotten far higher than that first high. You're a fuckin retard
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>>712132575
Nah man its different for everyone, I definitely get where he's coming from. I still get ass-blasted high when I smoke enough, but the first time I ever got high was like nothing I've ever felt before. Not that it was more intense, but just the novelty of it, the realization that I was for the first time in a long time doing something new and exciting, on top of the buzz...literally mindblowing.
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>>712132362
You must get shit grass
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>>712132916
I get the best in the industry bud, stop being butthurt just because I'm telling the truth.
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>>712111357
Weed and other illegal drugs are for degenrates
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>>712126770
>>712126821
Actually i Just started doing weed in the last couple of years (I'm 31) cause i never realized i could Just use It for cooking... Pretty dumb, I know. I think i have very low tolerance because i'm Pretty new to It.
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>>712111357
when you clean a vacuum cleaner

you are the vacuum cleaner
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it is weird that I prefer a simple pipe than a bong?
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>>712133125
>I get the best in the industry

Please stop
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>>712111357
WOAH MAN,WOAH! LIKE IMPLYING STONERS TALK. WE FEEL MAN, YOU KNOW? MELD MINDS AND STOP ALL THIS "TALK", IT LEEDS TO LIKE BAD VIBES MAN!
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>>712133340
Na fam. Pipes are quick and simple
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nothing like a blunt after a long day.
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>>712133477
dubs of thruth.
will burn some just for you.
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>>712133377
Yeah you're 19 year old dealer growing "dank kush" in his moms basement really knows more than University trained botanists.
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>>712111357
General question been smoking for about 10 years off and on but overall i cant seem to get over my anxiety when i smoke and tips and tricks youve learned over the years that might help
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>>712133415
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>>712134531
Eat a lot of food before and during your high
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>>712111357
Smurfberry and a bottle of oak leaf merlot
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Blue Marley is the best shit I've got my hands on.

>live in the Netherlands
>weed is more easy to get my hands on than alcohol when you're 14.
Smokes weed once
>don't really like it that much
>got munchies
>ate 2 meals at McDonalds while stoned
>throws up outside
Fml

Now I'm 21
>smoking weed about 3 times a week
>really enjoying it.
>2months ago was the first time I smoked Blue Marley and was never so fucking happy.

So pls if you can get your hands on some Blue Marley.... Enjoy
(Pic related: me rn)
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>>712111357
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>>712135407
Better to just eat a lot of food right before smoking and then wait until you come down before you start munching
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im the bonglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSKr--f0akI
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>>712136404
>using a cigarette filter in a joint
holy shit kys
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>>712136404
Nooooooo what are you doing lad
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>>712137559
yo it's the vape god

what up my nigga
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>>712112219
I had to quit for few months and my appetite went through the roof. I was also constantly tired/lethargic. Once I started smoking again I was back to "normal". I had been blazing for over a decade at that point
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>>712139280
sucks that you're tired, but still can't sleep when you're on a tolerance break
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