Faces of /b/ thread vol. 2
>>712110697
>Faces of /b/
>Cap covering his face
>Napkin (wtf) covering his chin
>>712110860
I bet you like acid
>>712111548
Don't talk to Daddy like that! Fuck you!
>>712110860
You look kinda like my ex. Kinda hot.
>>712111656
Let's see you're face there bud. You show me urs and I'll show u mine.
>>712110697
Wiggers of /b/
.-.
>>712111914
I'm a gigger you nigger!
>>712112113
Beau Lythgoe / 10
>>712112247
Very soft face
>>712112417
The fuck does that even mean? .-.
>>712110697
too tryhard g, lose the hat or the bandana
>>712110860
reasonable
>>712111435
not bad
>>712112113
shave and not bad
>>712112247
not bad
Op is now, and always will be, a fag.
>>712112845
Yeah. I did shave after that. That was like a month ago.
>>712113085
Then you're 100% reasonable, congrats
Str8 goods fam
>>712113158
Thanks. I guess. Aha
Hey
Sure why not
>>712112845
Absolutely gorgeous
>>712113183
I love you <3
>>712113429
Wow thanks friend
>>712113522
Anytime, my guy.
>>712112624
Beau Lythgoe was a kid who's life /b/ rekt last night
Rate me. Or you're mother....
What are you guy's hobbies?
I like doing portraits, cycling and a music nerd.
>>712113847
Okay. Still no idea what you're on about
>>712114141
You look kinda like him bro. Jeez
>>712110697
>>712114073
Qt Ginger / 10
>>712114289
Handsome.
>>712110697
>>712114385
That's not a rating. Quantify that shit.
>>712110697
>>712114434
Thanks anon.
>>712114437
Nice meme faggot. Cry more
>>712114289
Fratboy Snowden.
>>712114968
do you not have a chin
>>712115015
Second time I've been called Snowden in one of these lol
>>712110697
You all are degenerate fuck faces.
>>712114968
Yo leafy you fag get on csgo so we can play
>>712115244
And you're a satyr; your point?
>>712110697
>>712115377
I'm actually glad i didn't get called shia labeouf this time tbh fam.
>>712113384
Didnt even see you in this thread. Ps it the fagg you live with
>>712112113
You could have given yourself better lighting
>>712112247
LOL look at those whiskers!
>>712112845
Nice. Looks like you live in a shitty town.
>>712113183
Trump's a dumb choice for the president.
>>712113354
16?
>>712113384
I have a feeling you'd look really nice with a beard (and once that stash grows more)
>>712114289
In my country you can't wear a wifebeater cause apparently you're a massive pretentious fagget if you do. I don't get it tho. I like em.
>>712114732
Nice fucking hair dude. Is it a lot of work?
>>712114797
Anytime, bruh
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>>712115649
I always thought wife beaters were generally white and intended as an undershirt. This graphic tank was made as a standalone outerwear. Js.
>>712115550
just do it
>desu sempai
>>712116138
In my country, they're all classified together. Where u from? I'm a potato farmer as you can guess by the complexion of my skin
>>712114073
rate
>>712116354
US
specifically
MO
>>712115649
I just curl it while it's wet
>>712116798
You'd look better if you got more exercise. Fuck, everybody does.
>>712110697
"I take xanax and smoke weed every day and make street signs even though I know it's only gonna get me into more danger."
It's not fucking cool trying to be anything that you're not. nobody's born a gangster, they're born a free spirit. be yourself and stop trying to hide insecurities by dressing like you WANT people to avoid you.
Besides, you draw hella more attention if you got stuff on you looking like that on public transport or out and about man. Take advice please. Nobody needs to be a wastecadet. This has been a dick-comms announcement. This fuckin planet jeez. Please tell me you're actually a nice guy and just dress like this cos it's comfy? I'm guessing not though cos of the dumbass signs you're pulling. Have fun when you're in jail within a few years and all your family, friends and EVERYTHING has been taken away from you. All that "gangsta" and violent protest shit? AIN'T worth it. Treat officers and everyone else with respect and you'll get it back. What you do in your own time is up to you.
>>712114968
Look at all the little banditos
>>712117524
HOLY fuck! I didn't even notice the street sign. HAHAHA...
I'd say you got a bit carried away with your attempt to save this poor kid's soul but I actually agree with most of what you're saying.
>>712115649
22. I age well
Yo
>>712118073
Hey I'm 22 too
>>712118172
Qt amish
>>712115649
How could you guess that i live in a shitty town?? right on point
>>712115458
I know you
>>712117524
Cops can't do shit, I know how to run bro
Anybody here like drugs?
Currently do benzos every once in a while but that's it. In the past I've done coke, amphetamines, mdma, codeine, weed, acid, shrooms, lol nutmeg, xanax, etiz, Diphenhydramine... That's all I can remember off the top of my head.
Fav is by far weed.
>>712118267
Pic? You probably look way older than me
>>712118595
I need some heroin.
>>712118535
Please post more pics Daddy <3
>>712110697
Typical white murican fucktard. Try to look badass and prolly weighs about 50 kilos
>>712118595
Ever tried meth? My favourite so far. Diphenhydramine is only good as a potentator, makes your opioids go further
>>712118776
Can't atm, eating, might later though
>>712119128
Yeah I thought so =)
>>712118073
Holy fuck u do. I'm guess you don't smoke or drink much?
>>712118454
Well it's all in the eyes and face. You look worn down and ready for something new, tired of the same old same old. Naw ye fool, it's the background of your pic, I took a guess.
>>712116726
I'm not gay, but you make me think twice.
>>712116798
5/10
>>712116872
Well congrats, it looks sick.
>>712118172
What a beard! Are you impersonating the grinch who stole Christmas in that photo?
>>712118235
Oh boy. Would love to see them titties. I'm pretty mad into giggers.
>>712118535
I'mma assume you're joking. Where do you live?
>>712119398
Nah I abuse my body plenty, must be good genetics
>>712119398
I ain't telling you where I live boy
Hey
>>712119985
Hey cutie
>>712118723
Ex-addict? Or just stupid?
>>712118984
No part of me would fucking love to but I'm not great with self-control. I've never felt better in my life then doing 95% pure coke, line after fucking line. Man I've heard meth blows coke out of the water.
>>712110697
>>712120302
The latter.
>>712120302
That it does, lasts way longer too, was high for 24 hours just sniffing around the shit stuck in my nose. Hate having to do a rail every 15 mins like with coke
>>712110697
New York Yankees
>West Coast
>>712118235
Tara? lol
>>712120448
You're an idiot, don't fuck with Opiates unless masochism is your thing
Drunk from bday celebration
>>712119398
>Well it's all in the eyes and face. You look worn down and ready for something new, tired of the same old same old. Naw ye fool, it's the background of your pic, I took a guess.
Well, you aren't wrong. One more year and I can leave this shithole after 23 years, so that'll be nice
>>712120846
Nah I just don't give a fuck.
>>712120349
Cutie
>>712120852
You're okay
Alright ya fucks I'm down to play along.
>>712121469
Russian / 10
>>712119827
Ooooo ya lucky barstard!
>>712119985
Sup bro. I'm going to guess you're a pot smoker and coffee drink?
>>712120349
You're hair looks great. Are you going to have that for life? (as in, is your dad balding?)
>>712120852
lol you look a bit depressed. Who's birthday was it?
>>712120903
Ur in college? What are you studying? Will I hazard a guess. I thinking will. Doubt I'll get it right. BOOM gotta be science.. I'm guessing you live in some hick town in the US?
>>712121469
That pic size. 2kb. I haven't seen a pic that small since back in the day when cell phones were becoming popular. r u actually from Russia?
>>712121853
Nah but i get called russain alot on here so i'm used to it
>>712120448
lol me too. That's why I stay away from it.
>>712120651
Oh boy sounds like heaven. Your DOC?
>>712121853
Mine
>>712122501
Yeah. What about just plain old opium though? Can't be that bad.
>>712121853
It's my birthday
I'm usually a bit down though
>>712120790
Haha nope soory
>>712122501
Doc?
>>712122543
Well HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! Are you a bit depressed? Sometimes I get a bit depressed on my birthday. Fuck it, another day.
>>712122198
How long have you been stuck here? I think it's about 7 years now for me.
>>712122879
Opiate/Opioid addiction is something else. Fear of dope sickness will drive an addict to do absolutely anything to get their fix, even methadone is addictive as fuck
Can't sleep. Trying to figure out what to get someone for Christmas.
>>712123258
I've only been trapped in this living hell for about 3 years sadly
>>712123466
Yeah that's the downer part. When you put it that way. Don't really wanna end up sucking dick for my next fix. Oh well where's the Benadryl then....
>>712123258
I'm generally depressed, but fuck it man I'm here to have a good time. And thanks, brother! It's my 21st birthday so now I can buy my own booze- a blessing and a curse.
>>712121853
>Ur in college? What are you studying? Will I hazard a guess. I thinking will. Doubt I'll get it right. BOOM gotta be science.. I'm guessing you live in some hick town in the US?
I go to college, but we don't call it that here in canada, we call it university because i don't study a discipline like electrician or plumber. And just some shitty, dirty, mid-sized canadian town
>>712123736
Get drunk as fuck it'll keep your mind off of being depressed even if it's for an hour or 2 ... maybe
>>712122879
Well codeine is the pussy opiate. You can buy codeine pills in my country otc then do a cwe on them, run em through some activated charcoal to get more or less pure codeine.
>>712123232
Drug of choice. Mines weed cause it's effective and very fucking safe. Two thumbs up.
>>712123466
Apparently there's an even worse hell one can experience the opiate withdrawal, benzo withdrawal, that shit can literally kill you and rape your mind.
>>712123716
Dude benadryl? What are looking for from a drug? Just looking to get high?
>>712124231
Hmm yeah codeine. I had that before. Not bad. I'm looking for something that will knock me out and make me not give a single fuck about anything.
>>712123258
pic related 'birthday party etiquette'. Thinking about what that entails...
When at a birthday party it is poor etiquette to pull out your dick and wipe it on the cake, although you may view this as a playful joke, the other guests may view it differently
It is usually in poor taste to smoke Crack and complain about the white man at such gatherings citing cases of 'white privilege' whether perceived to be real or otherwise, is generally inadvisable .
>>712118235
>>712112845
Tits or gtfo
>>712111435
Nice tits.
i look gay as fuck
>>712124231
Meth is my drug of choice, I wish I could be high 24/7, that shit makes me productive as fuck, too bad it's fucking terrible for you
>>712124750
Yes you do:)
>>712124750
That you do, I'd butt fuck
This is now a drug thread
I did 3meo pcp for the first time last week. Man do i love 3meo. Ive done ketamine but i hate needles and i dont want to inject k, so i would rail that shit and it fucking burns, i love me some k tho. Some of my best drugged meditations were on ketamine(and acid)
3meo makes me slo as fuck. The visuals on it are sweet too. Similar to ketamine with the loss of mobility too at high doses. Like other dissociatives for me 3-meo gives me mental tunnel vision on whatever it is i am focusing on. Also 3meo is orally active which is my preferred route of admin
Fun drug, music on 3meo is extra special too, has an enhancement to music that is hard to describe. The one thing i hate about dissociatives is my lack of clear thinking... i write a lot and on some drugs i can write quite well, dissociatives not so much... its hard to put together ideas in my mind then spill them on paper. it ends up being a series of disconnected and seeminlgly unrelated splurges of words, written incredibly sloppily and making very little sense
>>712124687
Thanks bro
On the right
>>712124025
Alcohol is neurotoxin, will make depression worse
>>712121853
Don't smoke much anymore but I do like coffee and other Stims tho
Rate me
>>712125549
How is anyone supposed to tell what you look like
>>712123637
Yeah it's pretty bad haha
>>712123736
Depression is a bitch. Yeah drugs ain't a great cure for depression. Unless we're talking ssri's.
>>712123849
I was born in Canada, and hitchhiked all over the south it (except the prairies cause they suck). Where abouts? If you're not in BC or Newfoundland you're missing out.
>>712124025
Terrible advice.
>>712124433
Lol if your wiping your dick across the cake or smoking crack I'd HAVE to fucking talk to you. Too interesting not to talk to. If we were at a kids party tho I'd beat the shit out of you and throw you out.
>>712124750
Yehp
>>712124963
Feel free to post more. I'd be pretty happy.
>>712125270
Figured.
>>712124231
I am>>712124950
Drug of choice is 2-cb although acid amd mescaline are tied for second
I fuck around mainly with psychedelics. Dmt, mescaline, acid, mdma, 2-cb, 4-aco, mushrooms.
Done ketamine and 3meo of course. Xanax, cocaine, the usual weed/alc/cigs.
I used to smoke weed daily but weed makes me paranoid and lazy as fuck, plus i was def addicted and the shittiest withdrawals from weed
>>712125549
Is that a sloths arm on you?
>>712125810
Yeah, my fav animal
Yo...
>>712125407
Stay mad lil bitch
>>712126098
nigga you look like you're 14
>>712125802
Fuck ssri's
Doctors dont really know how they work, the number one side effect to an ssri is depression, yet thats all psychiatrists know nowadays. Prozac this, Lithium that.
Motherfuckers had me on 4 meds at one point, being a reckless teen with no future and a shitty past and no idea how to be happy of course i said yes. All it did was turn me into a zombie. I didnt cry, but i didnt smile either.
And thats the worst feeling. Feeling nothing. Just empty, dull. Fuck ssri's and the vast majority of mood stabilizers.
>>712126370
Thanks for killing my boner fucktard
>>712126372
Yep. Same here. Same thing happened with my ex too. Just turned into a zombie and was like another person. It was sad. Like she'd died. Fuck those things indeed.
>>712126511
no problem
>>712111435
I'm sorry
>>712124409
Well yeah you're either looking for opiates or benzos. They're both addictive and the withdrawal for both are one (if not THE) worst thing a human being can experience (not that I would know, I just research a lot). Benzos are sort of similar to being drunk, you don't give a single fuck and you're completely uninhibited. Opiates are really euphoric and sedating, life feels totally perfect.
>>712124838
Lol apparently adderall is a LOT less neurotoxic, if I remember correctly it's not neurotoxic at all. You prob won't get the same euphoria but it'll give you the focus.
>>712125078
It def does for me.
>>712125808
2c-b is a pleasure I have not yet experienced. Fuck man, I would have figured DMT would be at the top of your list. How does mescaline compare to acid/shrooms?
>>712125802
I guess I can
>>712126098
You're my favorite
>>712126711
You shouldn't be... :(
>>712126698
I remember a simpler time when goatse was the worst thing I had seen on the internet. Now it's almost comforting.
>>712126970
i would use that as a bowl for cereal
Gape butthhole is gross, id post my pic but i look a couple years younger, but im not ugly i swear! Hahaha
>>712126768
Dont get me wrong dmt is powerful and incredibly important, ive learned a lot from it. But from an experiential standpoint its incredibly uncomfortable. The Fear happens and you dont have a choice but to feel it and ride it out all the while feeling completely alien.
2-cb is a wonder drug for me. Orally active, a potent aphrodisiac, subtle visuals like mdma, and an overall gentle experience, very clear headed.
Mescaline compared to acid is a few hours longer, roughly. The first few hours can be nauseating and sometimes people vomit (i dont but the nauseau is annoying). Takes about 2 hours to kick in. To me mescaline is acid but a lot more smooth- the visuals are gently moving, you dont feel the mental jerkiness of a mushroom trip.
Main downside of mescaline is the cost. Darknet prices are going around 60/g from quality vendors and a normal dose is about 150-300mg
Pls just kill me
>>712127779
tits or gtfo
>>712127779
ur a pretty
>>712127779
Shutup, weeaboo. Tits or GTFO
>>712127839
fuck you
>>712125040
Surfs up dog-fucker! What's that thing that you're doing with your hand called? I do that all the time.
>>712125407
Thinks he's a thug/10
>>712125549
Tits or gtfo? Nice plugs. Do you listen to good music? (If you say yeah you'd better prove it)
>>712125818
Wtf is with these retarded filters? Tits or gtfo. What are those D's? Lucky lady.
>>712126094
How's Australia?
>>712126372
Wha? Lithium isn't an ssri. When you initially go on an ssri your body has to adjust yeah but once you're on them for most (90%) it's a lot easier to cope. Where did you learn your drug facts from hippy's or teenage gossip? You're talking about anti-psychotic. Yeah they suck. Docs have told me that. I like ssris. They work for me.
>>712126659
What was she on?
>>712127779
What descent are you. I wanna say japanese?
>>712127779
You look familiar. Think we talked on omegle before
>>712127779
You look slutty bitch
also, show teeteeeeees
Hairs fucked but whatever.
>>712127950
timestamp
>>712128007
Did you post in this thread?
Maybe I'll recognize you too.
>>712127974
Dogfucker here. I call that having a cow luck and sweating for a few hours. This was right after a concert. Hence the vip badge
Do I really look like a girl, /b/?
>inb4 Robbie rotten's chin
>>712128051
I'm this guy.
>>712125040
>>712127613
Interesting, thanks man.
>>712127779
very cute!
>>712128019
Awwwh pretty princess
>>712127974
>What descent are you. I wanna say japanese?
I'm filipino with celtic roots
>>712127950
Timestamp and moreeeee. Fucking beautiful little titties holy shit!
>>712128193
is that guy in the middle named Matt?
>>712128369
Watsky. He's a rapper.
>>712123622
YO IS UR NAME ROB, NICKNAME FROB
>>712128087
What is that on your lip?
>>712128353
>I'm filipino with celtic roots
Then I think we should start a new thread just for you. I love a person who's mix between asian and white. I would fucking LOVE to so more of your titties.
Sure, why not. Rate new haircut, pls, fags.
>>712128580
Just chapped I guess, gotten cold recently
>>712128616
You look like my tattoo artist.
>>712128616
use less rape stare.
>>712128353
Any more pics?
>>712128616
high and tight, lookin good~
>>712128616
I dont see whats so new about your hair but its 7/10 twinkle stars
rate?
>>712128755
>Autism: Halloween Edition
>>712110697
>Faces of /b/
>Just nose and mouth shown, rest is covered by wigger trash
>>712128798
5/10 kekystars
Fuck sleep.
>>712129024
May i rate you?
>>712128853
>mad because other people had fun
>>712129096
sure idc?
>>712128798
Handsome, but hit the gym, bro.
>>712128755
Fag
>>712129024
Good hair. You're a mess. But I like the hair and the attitude. Wonder what you do for a living.
>>712129024
NIce set up !
Fuckin sexy out of 10
>>712129220
Thanks, and a college fag whos been battling some real bad insomnia. I feel like a mess.
>>712128087
Grow the hair out and go spend $30 on a proper haircut. You have a good face. Not doing yourself any favors with that GreatClips buzz cut.
Wtf is the point of these thread?
And while I'm here, rate.
>>712129371
Okay, I'll take that in to account. Thanks for the compliment, what kind of haircut should I shoot for?
>>712128798
Handsome
>>712129312
THANKS! I've been meaning to make some upgrades, then to battle station threads and maybe try twitch/ youtube if I get the confidence.
>>712128019
Femanon here. Handsome and would fuck. But shave.
R8
>>712129024
Adorable
Ill be right back
>>712110697
underage faggot
Rate again, please.
>>712129514
thx m8.
>>712129426
Cute.
>>712129554
Cutie
>>712129426
You look like the guy from Shaun of the Dead
>>712129720
Underrated post
>>712129554
7/10
>>712129510
5.5/10
>>712129426
angry ginger/10
>>712128798
5/10
>>712129879
Rate >>712128087
Plz
>>712129437
Let it grow out for a few months and do an undercut. You have the face for it. You probably have the hair. Trust me, I do hair. It would look great. More work in the mornings. But you could pull it off. Find a good stylist in your city. Don't be afraid to spend $30-40 for a haircut. It'll do volumes for your confidence.
>>712129554
5/10 on a good day
Me with wee man
>>712129317
Thanks =)
>>712130183
Probably the hottest guy here xD sorry guys
>>712130094
Wow, thanks. Saved that pic. Cheers! Any other styles you think? Not a huge fan of the undercut, but I think I'll give it a try.
>>712129437
Or this. Undercut with a pompadour. A good stylist should understand this. Don't be shy about whipping out your phone and showing her a picture of what you want.
Rate?
>>712129613
Thx
>>712129720
In my top 5 fav movies of all time. It is a great honor, Simon Pegg is awesome..
>>712130318
Fuck em and feed em rice. If they have a problem, take it up with God, I've been blessed indeed
>>712130337
This. Can't say enough about the good feeling you get dropping $40 on a proper haircut. Confidence booster that will add ten inches to your cock.
>>712130399
Less lighting and you would look like John Cena but 6.5/10
>>712130337
Interesting, does that only look good with a beard? You think I could pull those haircuts off? They're pretty different from what I usually get, then again I generally just get cheap buzz cuts from Chinese parolers but I want to improve my looks
>>712130399
Handsome af. What's the hair situation under that hat?
rate
>>712129478
I usually do, I get pretty lazy. Thanks
I hate truth or dare.
>>712130521
Is this better?
>>712130617
>>712130656
7.3/10 : )
>>712130746
Kek
>>712130399
better lighting/10 nah maybe a 6-7?
>>712130129
Cool pic
>>712128087
Chapstick/10 better haircut/10 better lighting/10
Nah you ain't ugly 5/10
>>712130842
Ok ok extra points for the pose... i rate
11/10 and nice hair
R8
>>712130584
The beard has nothing to do with the hair. Sure, Beckham has a handsome face shape no matter what he's got going on up top.
But when a woman looks at man's face, she looks in sections - the chin, the eyes, the hair - they're all separate elements. She sees it in thirds.
You have a good face for an undercut. I tell you, bro, let it grow out for a few months, and then go drop fucking $40 dollars on a stylist. Tell her you want the number one spacer on the back and sides with the shears, leave it long on top, comb back the top and add volume up top. I know this sounds complicated, but it's not. Do it! You'll feel great. Fuck this buzzcut shit!
>>712130842
Would fuck/10.
This thread is full of fags, step aside you permavirgins.
I'm the real alpha here, unlike all you cucks.
>>712130656
lol shave/10
You look pretty but also look like you really think like you're pretty which is kinda a turnoff...
>>712131157
Hahah thnx bro
>>712110697
Please die
>>712113354
Hey zach
>>712131218
Shirt off and would be 3/10 on a good day
>>712131218
Used to be one of the most beautiful men on the planet but is now one of the ugliest old man on the planet how did this happen I am so confused/10
>>712130842
Absolutely 10/10. Would fuck. And am straight, happily-married male.
>>712130842
Dude-bro/10
>>712126869
Pot fucking nudes
i have to hold up a notecard to get the exposure to sane levels
>>712130842
I wonder if you could beat me in a fight/10
I work concrete construction. Gym fags tend not to last long on site.
>>712130842
Damn, it sucks that you're uggo with clothes and stuff on like the other pic. Flexing can do a miracle.
>>712131241
8.7/10
hmu
>>712131649
Gym fags usually aren't good at fighting at all. So you probably could.
>>712131560
Discount Chris Pratt.
>>712131814
thats a new one
>>712131241
Lol! 3-4/10 You looked fine until I turned the picture the right side up.
>>712131649
Jupp
>>712131723
Tits or gtfo/10
mugshot
>>712113384
James ellis
>>712131377
Not Zach =)
>>712131560
Pic without note card?
>>712115244
Whatever you say neckbeard
>>712131571
Rate?
>>712132441
4/10
>>712132057
You look so sad
>>712132441
Mole/10
>>712132673
Kek. I've gotten that before
Waiting for this thread to die so I can go to sleep...
You guys wanna see my trollface.jpg? Hmm to bad
>mfw I discovered this place when I was 8 years old and am now a seriously fucked up 19 year old
bit bomed up but fuck it...
Usually wouldn't contribute, but fuck it.
>>712131938
Fuxk you you pathetic weaboo beta.
I bet you've never even had a girlfriend let alone kissed one you neck bearded faggot.
>pic related
Hello.
>>712110697
I guess I'm the last grown-up left on 4chan.
>>712133053
You have beautiful lips. More?
Pls
>>712133160
That is a glorious beard.
>>712110697
U Went To County Jail Not The Penitentiary Pussy Nigga
>>712132909
More.
>>712133160
I mean I'm only 19 but I've still been here for about 10 years.
>>712132902
I suppose to be fair I was on /b/ on and off, but definitely on more than off. Shit man I remember downloading the fucking LOIN to DDoS websites.
>>712133044
HAHAHAHAHAHAhahaahahahahaAH HAHAHAhahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahh.. Hmm Sorry. Urm. Wow dude, there's more to life then 4chan.
>pic related
So you're weird lookin and you get with the weird looking ones. OK.
>>712133412
>Still have loin on my laptop.
I could never figure how to get the ducked to work.
>>712133044
>when your tits are bigger than your gfs
>>712133053
Sweet now tits or gtfo.
>>712133044
When bae is just sister.
>>712133044
She's about 150cm, right? Because you look like 160cm
>>712133271
Thanks. I'm nearly 50, I've had the same style for 30 years, and was annoyed to discover that I suddenly became trendy. Dudes with top-knots and fixie bikes give me thumbs-up when I walk down the street and tell me how cool my beard is.
>>712133497
Man it's simple as hell. I don't remember exactly how to use it but you just type in the URL and some other shit and boom.
>>712118235
I still wanna see your tits/10
>>712133543
You idiot kids are ruining /b/. The "tits or gtfo" was created for attention whores to stop them from teasing desperate nerds endlessly without payoff. It's not there for cancerous misogynists to run off anyone with a vulva.
>>712133620
does life get better when you age?
>>712133620
I agree whole heartedly. I just turned 25 and now that I'm not required to shave every day I finally started growing mine out 3 months ago. How long would you say it took to foe you to get that length?
>>712115244
>cat
>>712133020
Aaron?
>>712133763
Absolutely! Getting old sucks -- your body starts falling apart, and you can't go three days without sleep any more -- but I get to wear a fedora and smoke a pipe without being ironic, and with every passing year I get farther and farther from the horror which was high school.
As long as you keep up with modern music and don't allow your brain to age into senescence, you're still the same inside even as your body gets wider around the middle. I plan to be an angry teenager for the rest of my life.
>>712133796
I haven't so much as trimmed my beard in 20 years. Sadly it doesn't get any longer. I've reached my maximum beard length.
>>712133752
OMG you're not actually serious. How dare you disrespect 4chans oldest and most sacred tradition. I've been on this site for 7 years and I've never seen such disobedience and disregard for the basic rules we all must follow if we are to get along. If you're the chick who either should be showing tits or getting the fuck out of here. Then I'll make the decision easy for you, FUCK OFF and take your feminist dyke tits with you! GTFO!
>>712126098
you look like a very autistic 12 year old faggot
>>712113183
Ugly as fuck
>>712129437
Dont listen to these fags. You have a timeless hairstyle. Those faggy trendy hairdos are terrible
>>712133160
You look awesome. As in awe inspiring..
>>712134137
TJ?
>>712133290
I ll show you how much of a Pussy I am when I stick my dick in your ass you fucking faggot
>>712125549
Tits plox
>>712128353
Tits please!
>>712134138
that's really cool to hear, but don't you think keeping healthy and exercise will prevent the body "falling apart"?
>>712134456
>calling somebody a faggot
>"I ll show you how much of a Pussy I am when I stick my dick in your ass"
I hope, for your sake, that's a joke
>>712133271
I had a hot asian girl tell me that at a party. I love beard compliments, but usually theyre from other men
>>712134296
I keep trying to tell the ">tfw no gf" Scooby gang on r9k that being attractive has very little to do with being good-looking. I'm fat, hairy, and wear a fucking *fedora* -- but I get college co-eds less than half my age flirting with me all the time, and there's always some young drunk girl with daddy issues at a party who throws herself in my lap and plays with my beard while calling me a teddy bear. It's all about confidence and having your own sense of style.
>>712134138
It's held its shape really well for not being trimmed at all. I guess reaching maximum length would do that though. I haven't done anything to mine except brush it after I wash it. The only problem is waiting to reach full length. I'm pretty impatient.
>>712134118
Nope. Not Aaron
>>712134678
Looks like god forgot to put a slit in this girl
>>712134304
Nope
>>712134141
He's right though, if she just drops gender randomly for attention that's one thing but she isn't attention whoring by posting her face once in a faces thread
>>712134679
Amen brother.
>>712134798
You look like him.
>>712134826
>He's right though
Except he not though is he. Not really. You should know the fucking rule.
>>712134676
It's great getting compliments from women. I do enjoy talking with other bearded men about it at times though.
>>712134644
You can delay it, but believe me, time catches up with all of us. I used to be able to spend a whole day fighting riot police, getting teargassed and peppersprayed and truncheoned, then do it all again a week later. But I keep getting older while the riot cops stay the same age, and the broken bones don't heal like they used to. Injuries heal, but not completely. Instead of being able to stay up for three days and keep going, I sometimes need a nap in the afternoon. No amount of lifting or jogging is going to repair your degrading telomeres.
>>712135009
He's right. I can see it.