Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
>>712109587
oh...
was that the one you mentioned yesterday?
That seems bad. sorry.
Peanut Butter Cap'N Crunch
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Claimed
still here
>>712110125
Yell
"I HAVE BORDERLINE AUTISM" pls
Hello again
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>712110041
Ah, it's okay. I usually remind myself about it one way or another, so I'm used to it.
Sorry for being dramatic!
We're getting the band back together
>>712110125
Me recorded this.
>Not sure why I keep coming back
>Rubes claimed
Hasubandou claimed
>>712110544
But I ain't got rhythm.
>>712110655
Ruby and her friends are cocksluts
>>712110655
>I know that feel
>>712110522
Nice people never get over love
It's fine
>>712110544
Bubblegum
>>712110655
Ama's friend
>>712110125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZVw0ZjtaJl
>>712110729
That sounds like a personal problem
>>712110819
Hello
>>712110581
You're a qt :3
Also a legendary blade in the souls series <3
>>712110729
Get your groove back, Mai
>>712110794
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>712110803
There are a few people worth seeing on these threads.
>>712110819
=)
>>712110874
It's a reference to my western cartoons
>>712110983
As in
I would enjoy fucking a trap dressed up as ruby
I'm not gay
>>712110581
Did I?
>>712110848
i do :(
>>712110983
Yeah, and random bits of fun.
>Cockslut.
>>712110794
Tell us more about the trap story.
>>712110655
Because loneliness lowers your standard for social interaction!
>>712110819
It's hard to get over things you could have changed.
>>712110848
crippling 'tism 4 u
>>712110949
Been staring at this image for the last five minutes and all I smell is decaying big macs
>>712111259
get in here
^-^
>>712111486
Been staring at this image for the last ten hours and all I smell is decaying big macs
>>712111594
Oh shit I been spotted
>>712109935
>>712111367
If you were honest and earnest there is no reason to blame yourself
>>712111259
I fuck too many guys
>>712111292
I also fucked a guy who was dressed as Yuno
>>712111649
OHHH Shit
> I've been cuted
>>712111250
Yes, I'm completely sure it was me.
>>712110902
Thanks, me too.
>>712110983
Give me all your Ruby images pls.
>>712110819
>Ama's friend
W-what's a friend?
>>712111774
Is that a fact?
>>712111825
You are a cute
>>712111939
It's always fun to see you pop up
It could be me~
>>712111959
I've fucked like five guys and four girls in my life
>>712112233
Good job, fuck more
カラミチーマス
Night
>>712111912
>lol what a fag
>>712112067
You make thread more entertaining~
Oh hey, wanna be friend?
>>712111939
I think it's when you like someone and they like you back to trade folders.
>>712111774
Give me all the details.
>>712112233
>But no homo so it's cool
>>712111867
:^)
>>712111912
Scythe sister
>>712112329
Night
>>712112329
Nite
>>712112401
You turning into a queer?
>>712111292
>>712111367
Oh course, how could I forget!
>>712111912
Gifs are better tbh
>>712112364
my favorite image <3
>>712112395
mhmmm
^-^
>>712112453
:D
>>712111959
Shushhhhh
Man its way too fucking hot
>>712112364
Sure
>tell me happy birthday~
>>712112707
>
>>712112726
Aren't you aussies suppose to be immune to heat?
>>712112661
It's not gay if you don't like it before it's in. Then it's okay because you can't help it.
>>712112726
Strip.
>>712112728
Happy popped out your mother day!
>>712112364
All this cheating, huh.
>>712112453
Sis!
>>712112683
>>712112906
Yeah.. Ima need me a good 12 shots before I step into that territory, hope you're ready for a ride cowboy
>>712112971
YUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
my mom gave me her sweater for the cold
>>712112395
Reminds me of a certain someone
Who happen to like Akigumo as well
Hm..
>>712112707
Glad you like it~
>>712112728
Now gimme me money
>
>>712112940
HOW?
Rev up those shitposts everyone!
>>712112971
There she is
so beut
>>712112817
Ive been in 40 Celcius for 5 hours. Probably around 45 at my head. It takes a toll.
>>712112906
At work bub.
>>712112726
Shove some ice in your pants
This is my waifu what do you think, guys?
>>712113106
YUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>712113238
No u :)
>>712113106
>>712112906
Threesome?
>>712113263
>40 Celcius
Weak, try 130F attic for 6 hours
>>712113411
WUZ GUD NIGGA???
>>712113427
Only if I get first dips
>>712113285
Gimme cookies, too
>>712113149
You know how~
>>712113411
Advertantely being a bedroom eyed goon rn :)
get on the league once you have finished settling in my friend :D
>>712113542
On who?
>>712113427
>>712113106
>>712113542
No that's gay.
>I call middle.
>>712113542
Ive done 50 celcius for 11 hours, standing over simmering pots. 18 straight days. Im not as young and strong as I was.
>>712113658
I call shots for mizore
>>712113728
I call top
>>712113787
My 60 year old grandpa can chill in those hours
No excuse
>>712112728
>It's Yuuko's birthday.
Happy Birthday luv, have the best night ever.
<3
>>712113558
no
Mama, wipe the blood off of my face
I can't see through it anymore
I need someone to talk to in a new hiding place
Feel like I´m looking at heaven´s door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
>>712114068
back to telegram
>>712113542
Taking a purity test! I got an 85/100. I'm basically a saint
>>712113623
Will do!
>>712113728
Hey thats pretty gay, not straight at all
>middle of what? spitroast?!
>>712113796
Can't we just do it at the same time?
>>712114068
Thank you love
>>712113149
You're not stocking~
>>712112906
thank you
>>712114096
Please.
>>712113787
50 degrees is nothing
In the summer its like 90
"I Want You"
Anytime I need to see your face,
I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place where
your crystal mind and
Magenta feelings take up shelter
in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola
I don't need to try and explain;
I just hold on tight
And if it happens again, I might move
so slightly
To the arms and the lips and the face
of the human cannonball
That I need to, I want to
Come stand a little bit closer
Breath in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you
When I get to you
>>712114155
You won't be so pure when I'm done with you
>>712114187
I'm the pitcher, you're both the reciever~
>>712112728
Happy Birthday
>>712114187
I was thinking conga line.
>>712114296
Take your turn!
>>712113981
I literally need double the energy requirements of any normal person and have been that way for 11 years. Also rapid repetitive motions that need speed and finesse isnt quite the same as slow deliberate actions and chilling. Poach 200 eggs without losing any due to overcooking or breaking, while also not burning anything else, 18 days straight, and we'll talk.
>>712114098
https://youtu.be/jhat-xUQ6dw
>>712114296
Goodness
http://www.ricepuritytest.com/
>>712112707
:)
>>712112728
Happy birthday
>>712112940
How suggestive..
>>712112971
Need
Ooh, I want you
I don't know if I need you
But, ooh, I'd die to find out
Ooh, I want you
I don't know if I need you
But, ooh, I'd die to find out
I'm the kind of person who endorses
a deep commitment
Getting comfy getting perfect
is what I live for
But a look, then a smell of perfume
It's like I'm down on the floor
And I don't know what I'm in for
>>712113411
Yuuum, delicious aids
Conversation has a time and place
In the interaction of a lover and
a mate,
But the time of talking,
using symbols, using words
Can be likened to a deep sea diver
who is swimming with a raincoat
Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you
When I get to you
>>712114227
i will not give in
>>712114264
Celcius, not Fahrenheit. 90 degrees is literally cooking you.
>Rory-sama
Anytime I need to see your face,
I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place where
your crystal mind and
Magenta feelings take up shelter
in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola
I don't need to try and explain;
I just hold on tight
And if it happens again, I might move
so slightly
To the arms and the lips and the face
of the human cannonball
That I need to, I want to
So can we find out?
>>712114391
Snyg
http://www.ricepuritytest.com/
>>712114296
What?!
I'm anally a virgin, be gentle please!
>>712114356
Who would be at the front?
>>712114470
B-But...
>>712114391
Suggestive?
>>712114514
>implying i meant Fahrenheit
>>712114406
>>712114623
nuh
>>712114728
Why does this exist
>>712114665
90 Celcius is impossible to live in for more than an hour unless you have 3rd degree burns everywhere.
>Rory-sama
>>712114607
You would be in front.
>I'll be gentle!
Claimed!
>>712114738
Rudeby.
>>712114310
Thank you hi def galko
>>712114391
Thank you smug monster
>>712114607
>>712114187
Fuck me
Sorry about these low quality pantsu pics
>>712114356
Boy you better give me a damn good reacharound then
>>712114362
>>712114362
M8 that's cooking, I'l talking a/c work, welding, wiring, lifting heavy ass units up in the attic
>>712114365
>100 questions
Jesus
>>712114607
Heheh~
>>712114900
>Fuck me
You don't need to ask~
>>712113399
Absolutely beautiful! (checked)
Claimed~
>>712115022
You have the option of doing that in a house. No pressure. Nobody to make your life hell. Doing what I did back then hospitalised me.
>>712115022
Reach around? You don't want miku under you?
Jeanne of course
>>712114831
>>712115023
Yamate~! Yamete~!
>>712115022
Its still so tight~!
>>712114816
Eh?! But I won't get any ass!
>>712115022
And remember. Mine was 18 straight days of that. With double the energy requirements of most people. No time to eat.
>Rory-sama
>>712115385
Hmm this sounds good
>>712115625
It won't be when I'm done!
>YouKnow
>>712115625
We all take turns!
>Yelling only turns me on more.
>Mizore
why