shota mkn: funny topical meme edition
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shota mkn: funny topical meme edition
>>712082777
Another day, another gore thread.
do you ever sleep?
>>712082909
another day another dime another rhyme another dollar
>>712082964
The river never stops.
>>712082964
eh, sometimes. it's a 50% chance. either i sleep for like 16 hours straight or i can only sleep for like 2 hours.
>>712083008
Another day another gay
Another rhyme another gay
>>712083202
fruity.
>>712083306
Fruitful.
>>712083408
interesting that fruitful doesn't mean something that's full of fruit
>>712083529
Etymology, fuck yeah.
>>712083681
the word etymology itself comes from the greek word etymos which means etymology
>>712083121
That's not healthy, senpai.
>>712083787
Recursion, fuck no.
>>712084013
don't senpai me
>>712084085
the word recursion comes from the french word recur which means for something to happen again
Anyone into chub teens? Kik kittyy234. He's my younger cousin, bit of a slut for older guys
>>712084225
delete this
>>712084216
I'm sorry, senpai.
>>712084389
good
>>712084216
The fuck you calling him
>>712084518
who am i calling what now
>>712084659
Exactly
>>712084659
Senpai so confused.
>>712084717
still confused but what's that image from it's cute
>>712084738
i'm literally confused 100% of the time
"cute, but dense"
>>712084835
Who are you hoping to confuse with your confusion, faggot?
>>712085114
myself?
>>712084835
Please confuse me hard.
>>712085147
Exactly.
Ain't no one falling for your low-key tricks
>>712085234
yea sure
>>712085327
confused by what this means
This is so confusing.
>>712085574
what is
>>712085623
Everything.
>>712085701
huh?
>>712085623
See?
>>712085758
I don't get it.
could rly go for another cheeky sausage roll
>>712086141
I'm pretty sure that's an euphemism at this point.
>>712086333
it's not
i just really like sausage rolls
>>712086386
"Freudian joke here"
>>712086547
you may find this funny but i don't
>>712086620
I'm dead serious.
Don't find this funny one bit.
>>712086752
you'll be dead alright
>>712086807
I know, why?
>>712086938
now i'm back to confusion
>>712087023
We'll all die sooner or later
Why'd you bring that up?
>>712087187
>We'll all die sooner or later
speak for yourself, mortal.
>>712087248
We both know there's no such thing as an immortal, faggot.
>>712087463
>We both know
you underestimate how little i know
>>712087530
wait, how little i don't know
i think?
>>712087530
>>712087578
That's an odd way of delivering the level of one's stupidity but whatever
>>712087730
what i'm saying is you're gay
>>712087888
I daresay that accusation is quite preposterous and there isn't single fact that could possibly back it up.
>>712088239
there's an easy way to prove it ;)
>>712088337
And what would that be?
>>712088449
we play the classic game "lean in for a kiss and the first person that backs out is a faggot" game
>>712088582
Kinda irreciprocal don't you think
>>712088783
so like do you have a fetish for big words or what? macroverbaphilia?
>>712088943
You didn't answer.
>>712089262
i don't care if it's reciprocal or not
>>712089383
I figured.
I know you'd back out first actually
>>712089619
wanna bet? i'm so confident in my sexuality that i once had a fling with a guy in tijuana as a joke
>>712089683
20 bucks says he rode you all night
>>712089838
other way round, faggot.
>>712089876
I'm gonna pretend I trust that.
>>712089968
nothing gay about riding a guy until he cums in you and falling asleep in each others embrace. assuming you do it as a joke, i mean.
>>712090079
Whatever keeps you asleep tonight, fuckboy.
Tell me where to send those 20 bucks, I'll have them delivered as condoms.
who wants sushi ?
>>712090312
i'd rather pizza, family sized pepperoni thanks.
>>712090421
fuck i mean i haven't had sushi in a while
>>712090475
I'd eat sushi with you anon
>>712090597
how about you eat me out and then sushi?
>>712090475
Pizza ain't healthy.
You know full well cum befits you more.
>>712090687
dude i'm bulking i need it
>>712090853
So then?
>>712091054
so then waht
>>712091094
That's my line
>>712091183
confused again
>>712090853
>You will never have a qt shota who drinks your cum for bulk and then say no homo whilst winking and smacking your butt.
;_;
>>712091279
Fuck you.
>>712091348
never say never
>>712091351
as i said last thread, tried it, didn't work.
>>712090653
that's even better
>>712091492
Try again, faggot.
Flex a bit.
hi take this good night
>>712091692
what would flexing have to do with getting ur dick in ur butt
>>712091719
cute. good night i guess?
>>712091819
See for a better angle, are you really that dumb
>>712091978
i mean i'm pretty fucking stupid, yeha.
>>712092218
Yeah well.
>>712092445
yea
>americans think jeeps are utes
actually makes me laugh every time i think about it
They are though.
>>712093014
don't make me get faggotry back here
>>712093063
that's a TIGHT butt
>>712093109
>>712093174
demos with the butt collection
>>712093239
>>712093279
how many images do you have exactly
it seems every time i see you posting it's with some new character
He is a very fickle lady
>>712093717
possibly the most fickle
why
>>712094221
still awake, loser. how's it feel being a quitter?
>>712094284
I have responsibilities unlike you
>>712094347
oh yeah
>>712094221
What?
>>712094372
Im only $8 down now so Ive nearly paid the fee
>>712094419
it's a very broad "why?," you just have to know faggotry to get what he means.
Who?
>>712094489
AMD's stock is at the highest in 5 years :^)
>>712094571
when?
>>712094502
I ain't bothering myself with your faggot ass problems.
>>712094676
What did they release?
>>712094746
zen processor is releasing soon, i guess it's just hype regarding that.
>>712094707
you know you care
>>712094802
christ, that's JUST avatars? what about your porn?
>>712094792
As far as the thread I reside in is concerned, yes.
Nothing more.
>>712094792
So its going to fall most likely
>>712094948
dunno, if zen lives up to the hype it could rise some more.
>>712095140
i'm... impressed?
>>712095228
and of course...
>>712095359
of course.
i've consulted my magic-8 ball. it says we should invest in alibaba.
i had an alibaba folder at one point
not sure what happened to it
>>712095849
what exactly is an alibaba folder? the alibaba i'm talking about is the chinese company.
Basically the MC from Magi, you meme.
>>712096179
pretty cute
>>712096195
why do you people expect me to know all these obscure fucking animes?
>>712096258
it's cute boys 101, ya dink
>>712096323
i don't watch anime, i just like cute anime boys.
>>712096373
do you know who i'm posting right now
>>712096504
that matsu meme
>>712096574
but which one
>>712096688
they're asian, you really expect me to be able to differentiate?
>>712096855
yes
>>712096855
Lick all of daddy's milk, boy.
Is it weird that I'm sniffing briefs and socks and slow jerking to shota?
>>712097084
oh, well i don't know.
>>712097096
please see >>712097084
wow so you'll be able to buy 2 stock?
>>712082777
This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick, unless you delete your shota folder.
>>712097242
like, 3.
>>712097274
Where is he exactly?
>>712097390
So you'd literally never cover your brokerage fee?
>>712082777
gay pedophiles
>>712097433
listen dude i just asked the magic-8 ball if the alibaba stocks were going to go up 10-fold and it said "outlook positive" so i'm pretty sure i'll make my money back
>>712097274
Does Teddy have a nice benis?
>>712097560
They'd need to go up $10 to cover my fee if I bought 3 stock
>>712097617
>>712097698
OUTLOOK
POSITIVE
>>712097729
>Gitano undies
Ew, nevermind
>>712097823
why are you even awake
Wew
>>712098762
gonna stay up all day for whatever reason
>>712098811
>2GB PoE patch
End my life
>>712098866
ur hdd is getting cucked by your anime games
>>712098866
>videogames in current year
Ain't that gay.
>>712098928
207GB free out of 465GB
Have WoW still installed even though I dont play
>>712099018
Fite me
>>712099049
soon to be 205GB free
>>712099139
preallocated already you fucking pleb
>>712099105
Suck my ass forever.
>>712099201
>wasting ur drive space before the update is even playable
wow
>>712099268
faggotry isn't a faggot
>>712099268
its mess you up like a plane into the twin towers
>>712099362
>melbourne fags existence summed up in 1 sentence
>>712099445
nothing that you typed in that post makes any sense. are you okay?
>>712099362
Bet he was the guy from tijuana
>>712099527
It made 100% sense you mong
also
>>712099588
no, he was in gibraltar.
>>712099598
explain
>>712099748
Trying to cover him up?
>>712099717
eh, you'll probably make your money back at least.
>>712099748
you're a waste of space
planes destroy towers
>>712099838
yes
>>712099849
still not quite getting it
>>712099944
good ol autism
>>712100282
fuaark i'm hungry
>>712100371
Only eating once a day is fun
>>712100488
you know it's possible to eat more than 1 mint leaf every day and still be at a deficit right?
>>712100592
I just eat 1 big meal
>>712100689
why not split that into 2 smaller meals over the day
>>712100735
Because when I eat Ive probably not eaten for like 24h and im hungry af
>>712100800
like are you being ironically stupid or what
>>712100867
Yes I know splitting up food between 2 different times would be better but I honestly dont care
>>712100932
ur an interesting guy faggotry
>>712100867
As much as I concur with him being stupid
Sometimes just fucking yourself up and eating like there will be nothing else to eat ever is pretty damn good.
I legit cant tell the difference when 2 people talk to me
>>712101317
Are they chinese?
>>712101317
i think that's legitimately a sign of autism
>>712101382
>>712101412
in this thread you spastics
>>712101443
i think posting in shota threads is legitimately a sign of autism
>>712101443
Then what>>712101412 said, shitwhistler.
>>712101516
>>712101561
both of you should end yourselves
>>712101317
I don't get it
>>712101632
i do
hi i have a 14yr friend go troll him or something else
kik: cl0ud14
>>712101606
Whatever you say, assmaggot.
>>712101760
don't bully faggotry, he's a sensitive flower.
Pawtism isn't a crime!
:3
>>712101716
Explain
>>712102004
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
>>712102156
>Fuck you now I'm compelled to finish that
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.
>>712102396
one of my favourite movies of all time. i wonder if they'll butcher the sequel.
>>712102424
It'll be ok, well take you out to maccas after the thread, promise.
>>712102491
Insanely well made film, from every part of the production. It will be a miracle if they don't, but I more dread them making it overwrought and boring like so many recent additions
>>712102620
ill take out ur mum after the thred
>>712102927
i hope they release an alternate version with deckard doing a voiceover for the entire movie :^)
I spoke didgeridoo and fooled him, yay
>>712103198
we were going to call you out on it but we didn't.
>>712103277
...
>>712103054
I've always wondered if it's ok to chuckle at these ones 'cause I'm imagining them digging up corpses to fuck every time they pull these.
>>712103446
yea the way you structured the sentence just wasn't australian. nobody says promise after something like that. oath maybe, but not promise.
>>712101028
More this.
>>712093063
>>712093174
>>712093279
Yay it's Yurio.
That's the character I'm drawing the picture of that thread-kun posed for.
>>712096504
Is it Tottyor Oso?
My Osumatsu folder is
>6.75GB
Now you're just making things up
>>712103835
nuh uh
>>712103802
ur alive? wtf
>>712103802
hey bb
Has anyone got the Shota of Barron Trump?
>>712103915
i've been away
>>712103932
sup dickless?
>>712104056
did the van get u?
yea i remember aces now. mr. skeleton poster
Seems like you have a bone to pick with someone
>>712104056
not my dick
>>712104114
nope
>>712104157
skelepuns are best puns
>>712104245
sure, sure
>>712103771
yurio is cool
post him here or link to your finished post
that's oso
post your folder
What a humerus end to the thread
>>712104339
where you been anyway?
Is there a time for next thread, or is that tibia-nnounced?
>>712104711
delete this
>>712104375
Yurio is so cute, I'm really into him at the moment.
Will do!
Damn, I wish I had went with Oso I thought it was him but for that reason didn't go with it.
>post your folder
You surely don't mean that right?
The whole thing or a screen cap like you did?
>>712104605
away
>>712104842
away where doe
>>712104840
no i want to combine our folders to make a super ultra mega osomatsu folder
>>712104754
Will still be in the archives, but sure, no skin off my scapula.
>>712104927
and that's how baby osomatsu folder's are forme
>>712104990
yes
That's enough bowls, thank you.
no
Bepis
m
>mfw demos is trying to seduce the drawfag anon without realising it's a girl and demos is a megafag
>>712104927
Eh, how?
Like drop box or something like that?
My internet is too shit for that.
Shh, it was getting interesting
are you a hot grill
demos is too gay for his own good
>>712105617
>>712105783
stap
>>712105628
well it'll never be uploaded with that attitude
>>712105782
she's american so probably circumcised :^)
>>712105855
Thats mudslide country
>>712105815
I'll post a cap of the contents next thread and you can tell me what you're interested in. I'll try.
>>712105782
Naw.
new thread
>>712106236
>>712106236
Am Cumin
