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Okay so my room mate is passed the fuck out in my bed. What do?

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Okay so my room mate is passed the fuck out in my bed.

What do?
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>>712030774
Climb in and take a nap, they look cold.
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Show them tits is what.
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>>712030774
Sharpie in pooper
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>>712030774
Nothing. Let him sleep like the sweet prince he is.
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>>712030832
That's a girl you dip
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>>712030879
With a body like that, it might as well be a dude.
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>>712030879
The point is that you should let people sleep. Sleep is nice and I like to sleep. Do you like sleep? I think you dooooo >u<
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Show them tits
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>>712030879
You sure about that?
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>>712031013
Wtf?
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>>712031059
I'm not going to move her. If she wakes up and catches me I'm royally fucked. like, sexual conviction kinda fucked.
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am i the onlyone that seen the bra tanline?
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>>712031072
Doubt a dude use laced panties, got long hair and a mark across their back from wearing a bra
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>>712030774
move the covers some man, she won't notice that
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>>712031123
Then GTFO
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>>712031123
But she's in YOUR bed.
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>>712031123

Then there is nothing good you can do. So don't post it, faggot.
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touch her see if she responds or something
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>>712031143
That's not my experience from /b/ at all.
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>>712031143
Fair, but with the amount of faggots on /b/ lately I'm not sure 'till I see a vagina
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Reee at the top of your lungs you stupid faggot
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>>712030774
That looks like a the most obvious invitation I've ever seen. Are you socially retarded OP?
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>>712031143
lol (s)he rly looks like a dude on this pic
not even baiting
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Say tits or GTFO
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Cover her nicely with the blanket. Let her sleep in peace.
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>>712031199
>>712031195
I'm trusting op this time.
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>>712031123
What is the point of this thread then faggot?
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Show tits!!!!
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>>712030774
Yeah, that looks like a pretty obvious invitation. You could always climb in and just cuddle he(r)? Choice is up to you OP.
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Move the fucking cover, if she wakes up tell her you were trying to wake her up anyway, time for her to fuck off home
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>>712031282
double that
you are a disgrace OP
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Could always just tell her to move a bit so you can go lay down in your own bed.
If she just moves to the other end your good to go
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Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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>>712031123
you fucked yourself the moment you moved in with a female you dip shit, don't cry to us now. Get your beta cuck ass on the couch and stfu.
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Wait... Passed out as in
"Drunk" Passed out
Or Just Asleep?

If shes drunk, don't do anything. bad idea.
if shes not, then fucking climb in dude.
its your bed. what is she gonna do?!?
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>>712031408
It's my room mate dip shit. She either passed out in the wrong room or intentionally went into mine but either way would be uncomfortable waking up next to me
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>>712031553

are you m or f
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>>712031553
welp, you already initiated it dipshit. no turning back now!
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>>712031553
Dude, come on, just get the fuck in there and see what happens...... Then let us know
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>>712030774

Molest her gayass
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>>712031589
manly hand dumbass
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>>712031553
Timestamp on your hand
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>>712031689
She is passed out drunk. Otherwise I wouldn't be here being a faggot.
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>>712031762
why hasn't anyone challenged you for a time stamp yet?
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Yeah night call, time stamp
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>>712031553

> Filthy shitskin hand
Kill yourself you fucking subhuman
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Fuck her or you are a fag
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SUBHUMAN OH GOD THATS BEAUTIFUL
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>>712031824

because this is /b/ and everything is fake.

he is just the usual faggot who uploads the same set he found here sometime in 2011, expecting some applause and some fapping guide
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>>712031553
i puked
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Show us her tits
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>>712031953
/thread
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>>712031762
Shove your dick down her throat and if she doesn't wake up then you are A ok to stick it in her pooper
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>>712030774
Has anyone heard of google image search before? This is fake. Sage. Abandon thread
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Doesn't anyone notice there are multiple "OPs" here.

There's 1 fag who goes here without a timestamp or any goddamn reason as he won't even show what kind of gender that thing is

Then there's at least 1 other fag who likes tho make people believe he's OP without the whole (OP) thing.
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>>712032009
>if she doesn't wake up you're A okay

or his dick is fucking pathetic.
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>>712030774
Pee on him
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>>712032062
Probably this
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>>712031123

Throw blanket over her. Greet her with 'Nice tits' when she wakes up.
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>>712032118
it would explain why he's creeping instead of spreading her legs.
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Just keep taking pics. This is my fetish
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>>712031553
timestamp
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>>712031839

Are you fucking blind? He's clearly white
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it's been 17 minutes since op last posted, i think it's safe to assume he got BUSTED
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>>712032536
Still here. Been playing with her pussy :-)
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>>712033072
TimeStamp you fucking faggot.
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fake and gay. Abandon thread. Kill yourself op.
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>>712033072
ok so it's fake, now i can finally leave
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>distinct lack of timestamp
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>>712030774
Shit in his underwear.
1) Get a shoebox or something
2) Shit in it
3) Put the turd in his underwear
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>>712030774
OP here. Decided on cucumber in ass.
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>>712033551
>>712033508
>>712033354

I'm not here for your entertainment I'm playing with a vagina while you're jerking off on 4chan.
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>>712030774
Touch her boobs and report back on how they feel
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>>712033932
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>>712033932
Fake and gay. Move on people.
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>>712033997

You mad?
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>>712033932
>not here for you entertainment
>posts on 4chan
>playing with a vagina
>posts on 4chan
>points out someone else is on 4chan
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>>712034062
Me too
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>>712034142
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>>712033072
Stick it in already
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>>712034081
I'm on 4chan *and* playing with a vagina.

You mad?
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Trump him!
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Found it with google image search. OP is a fag.
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>>712034006

they do
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>>712031199
Double dubs demands you pull those panties down and show us some vagina.
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>>712036699
6 & 9 double dubs doubly demands you show us her vagina.
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spread pussy op
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>>712036699
anon prob all ready tapped that pussy and is sleeping
there is just some autistict faggot (he probably smile right now cus he think is sooooooo goood) here who think he is epic troll by spamming spidermen and gore
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>>712036699
woah
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>>712034912
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