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rekt bread
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>>712026755
story?
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>>712026912
Faggot with pot socks holds onto firecracker too long, I bet. Walk it off, puss.
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The fastest wanker in the world...
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>>712026755
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> fucking amazing, you did it john, the absolute mad man
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>>712026755
Skatopia?

I'm from near there this shit happens evry year
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you can fuck anything if your brave enough
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>>712027446
Ouch, how can this happen for real ?
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>>712026755
1000mg of motrin and a good long walk to think about how stupid he is oughta help.
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>>712027511
No. It's literally impossible to get your dick stuck in a chain no matter how hard you try to prove me wrong.
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>>712027446
this is only technically rekt there are guys who do this kind of shit to get off
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>>712026755
DUDE
U
D
E
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so no one is going to talk about that illuminati tattoo on that one legged man on the right
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>>712027859
You colossal faggot.
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>>712027876
Are you high? There is no illuminati tattoo on his leg.
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>>712027876
Fucking retard. He doesn't even have a tattoo.
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>>712027752
oh my god this is the worst thing i have ever seen on here, christ the pain the agony.
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>>712027979
Say what?
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>>712027876
these are redneck punk rock fans

there have probly been dozens of punk/hardcore bands that have used some form of the eye/pyramid

I mean its on money yo
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>>712028035
All I see is bare skin.
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>>712027144
>this is what I get for hanging with crackas just to tap some white pussy
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>>712026755
never gone have friends like this
who to hold and hug me
when my hand is rekt by stupid shit i do
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>>712027999
what a waste of trips you sir please kys
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>>712028055
host detected
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>>712026755
Why is blackie chokeholding this white kid
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>>712028097
What are you talking about? There is no tattoo.
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>>712028191
Might still have his wallet on him.
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>>712028035
Why did you zoom in on his leg? Am I missing something?
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>>712028226
trust me I know these people his wallet would not be worth the effort
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>>712026755
>>712027144

dubble-dubz. loominaty confirmed.
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>>712028296
He thinks he has a tattoo on his leg.
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>>712027876
>so no one is going to talk about that illuminati tattoo on that one legged man on the right

What the fuck are you talking about mate
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>>712026755
>>712027144
That black guy is a bro
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>>712028331
All you did was draw a blue triangle on his leg in paint. Nice try faggot.
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>>712028334

Well he thinks wrong then, I don't see shit
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>>712026755
What the fuck is this? This is better be fake....
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>>712028331
You clearly just drew a triangle on his leg, how id you expect anyone to fall for this
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>>712027446
Took me a while to actually figure out what was goin on in the pic
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>>712028331
His.... leg hair? I don't get it.
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Watch it with audio faggots report back to this post when finished
http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/
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>>712026755
>weed socks
Deserved it.
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>>712028608
>webm is too big
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>>712028599
yea its pretty brutal.
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>>712028599
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games!
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>>712028599
i've watched this shit and it can easily be crowned as king of any rekt bread
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>>712028599
Good job anon. Of all the shit I've seen on this shithole of a site this is the first one that made me feel physically sick in a good long time.
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>>712028599

I couldn't even imagine what he's feeling. I always wonder what goes through someone's mind when this happens to them
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>>712028599
>Lipps Inc
>no lips
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>>712027752
PRINT STOLED
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>>712028036
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>>712027752
I've been hear quite sometime but this really made me throw up. You're fucked up man.
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>>712028898
ikr they even gave him drugs to keep him alive
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>>712028608
It was sad. Guess Allah the Pig was upset that day.
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I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on a Taiwanese imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fucks, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>712027701
kek
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>>712029063
>faggots actually serious
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>>712028181
What a cunt doing that to an innocent bird
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>>712028599
>http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/
Lmao @ funky town playing at the end
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>>712029030
why does this photo look like a love scene going on a hilltop in a movie
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>>712029030

what happened to this dumbass anyway?
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>>712027752
MODS
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>>712028288
>McDonald's
>using actual chicken
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>>712028513
>(You)
>(You)
He just had to make this himself
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>>712029128
Cancer.
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>>712029030
seems to be skatopia. everyone is wasted. this guy blowing his hand off.
end.
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>>712029063
if you dont read this your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>712029063

Aw, why u mad tho faggot? Kill yourself :D :D :D :D
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>>712029218
Fingered a girl on her period.
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>>712029238
Ovaries anon.
Ovaries.
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>>712027282

All five off!
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>>712028095
friends are the reason he rekt his hand. Assimilate. Become one with the machine.
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>>712029063
I'll never meet this people, there's no way I could've saved them, and there's no reason why I should care. Honestly, I don't find the deaths funny, just how they die.
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>>712029030
>>712029300
not the worst thing ever happened to those stoner skateboarders.
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>>712028210
Are they talking about his leg hair?
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>>712027282
underrated post
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>>712029030

>Muscle cars in back
>One guy still smiling

Yeah.
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>>712029063
Get off this website. And never come back.
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>>712029516

Not even funny. Just interesting, and the people who are genuinely disturbed by it are the ones who haven't come to terms and accepted their own mortality
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>>712029063
Good troll. 8/10
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>>712029535
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>>712029063
that is some stale pasta, anon
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>normalfags cant triforce
>no one in this thread can triforce
>/b/ is cancer
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>>712030012
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>>712027144
>>712027282

Are you sure this is a REKT thread, seems like a fucking reaction thread maker.
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>>712027752
Fucking summerfag edgelord, go back to the shadows
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>>712029063
PIC RELATED NEWFAGS.
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>>712029953
lost
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>>712029063

Haha when you whiteknight, you need a protagonist and a damsel faggot.
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>>712029535
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>>712030259

Theres plenty of hand left there.

Lucky twat
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>>712030259
Oh god, I hate papercut
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>>712030259
>that "tourniquet"
Stoners giving life to the stereotype.
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>>712030259
he won't be looking that good showing his middle finger any more.
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>>712028288

I saw something similar. Pigeons eating chicken off the bone in the street. It's fucked up.
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>>712030385
Probably too much of a pussy to have it wrapped up because of the pain.
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>>712030454
what middle finger
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>>712030565
the moar u lurk, the moar u find
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>>712029739
>Brutality
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>>712029739
why did they target him again? wasn't he the best person for those fools to get behind and support?
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>>712027446
he wanted to copy that pic of that guy with his dick in the exhaust pipe of his old range rover.
But he only had a bike
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>>712031147
hfw being blatantly insulted and yelled at by the very demographic he spent 30 years fighting for, probably just because his a white cis male
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>>712028599
Check'd

Also, wasn't much different then without audio but this is genuinely one of the only rekts that makes me feel anything. I'm actually impressed at the man's ability to survive so long and at the executionars/torturers ability to keep him alive for so long but if it was a botched execution then fuck you executionars fuck everysingle one of you.
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>>712030259
My uneducated guess is that he lost the middle finger and index finger. The thumb looks saveable.
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>>712031556
I would love lick her feet and armpits
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>>712028599
so fucked lol
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>>712031427
Poor bastard.
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>>712027950
that one's my favorite.
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>>712031427
Audio or nothing. Audio is what makes this video so brutal
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>>712032213
I just put this up for anyone who didn't follow the link the other guy posted. Yes, it is much better with audio though.
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>>712026912
It was the socks
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>>712027641
LOL
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This one is brutal...
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>>712032727
Would have been better with a tiny explosion photoshopped over it when it hits the ground. Or maybe a firecracker taped to it but that would require tricky timing.
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>>712028599
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>>712027039
>>712026912

this>>712026912
remember seeing the vid lol the guys an idiot for doing that
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>>712030163
LOL, good one for omegle
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>>712031388
I wonder if he feels anguish as to how deluded the regressive left has become.
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>>712029030
>>712028532
>>712028095
>>712026755
>>712027144
lol the black guy cries in the vid lol it's funny as fug

>>712028095
why do you want normies as friends you would get bored by them
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>>712028095
yeah the guy fucked up his hand to impress his dumb friends. people do dumb shit when they are around people

also this>>712029492
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>>712033666
I can't but imagine he does.
But he feels too strongly for the cause to speak up about it, because the last thing he wants is divisiveness in the 'camp' he's fighting for.
I commend him, I couldn't do it.

Kinda the same feeling like when I watch someone like Richard Dawkins debate the gazillionth religious person, getting asked the same fucking questions for the gazillionth time, over, and over, and over. I don't know how these people do it. I would've thrown my towel in the ring in both examples, long time ago.
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>>712033071
Oh man I bet you're the first person to ever draw that parallel, can I suck your dick?
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>>712033666
what the fuck are you talking about bernie is a jew who could not get any work so started that gig

bet he didn't think he would make it that far

he said shit that he thinks people wanted to hear shit like how he wants to have less policing in black neigbourhoods

would have been jokes had he won blacks would have probably died in bucket loads

he should have tho but clinton cheated
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>>712034604
>he said shit that he thinks people wanted to hear
Contrary to pretty much every politician I know, he hasn't flipped his stances depending on polls or voter opinions. He's got the most consistent track record I've seen over such a long period.

PS: That doesn't say anything about whether or not his stances are good or bad, I'm just saying they've been remarkably consistent.
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>>712026755
>pot leaf socks
and nothing of value was lost
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>>712030514
you've never seen pigeons eating the corpses of other pigeons? They're savage, cannibalistic fucks lol
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>>712029953
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>>712026755
>degenerate gets btfo
lol
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>>712035548

Don't be so judgemental, what have pidgeons ever done to you. Most of them are just hardworking folks like the rest of us.
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>>712035548
Can you imagine how fucked we would be if pigeon cannibalism leads to some kind of mad pigeon disease?
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>>712029300

Fucking skatopia. That place is a shithole.
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>>712029953
HAHAHAHa
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>>712036163
You missed capitalizing an "a" there. Now I bet you feel like your post sounded marginally less enthusiastic than you had intended.
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>>712026755
sauce ?
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>>712036334
A*
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>>712029535
Who cares. They're skateheads. Fuck 'em.
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>>712036442
It could be said either way, since I mentioned capitalizing it people would still understand my point whether I put an "a" or an "A."
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>>712026755
Anybody know the name of the anon who got his hand fucked?
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>>712027282
Is he kinda smiling? Worst friend ever
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>>712027876
Does that say "scum fucker"?
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>>712034458
yes you can
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>>712027950
ALLAHUA ACBOOM!
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>>712031427
how could you even do that to another human being
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>>712036794
Too late I already found a better memer to blow.
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>>712030444
Plz no Mr trip
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>>712028599
im not religious, but when i see something like this, i hope hell does exists
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>>712036892
if he rapes someone, i can do worst
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>>712030514
Why is that fucked up? It is a bird eating another bird, do you not eat the meat of other mammals?
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>>712026755
>>712027144
This photo is rare and amazing. Look at the black boy. Look at the empathy on his face. Look how he's caring for his friend. Race is unimportant. He is there for his friend.
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>>712038623
why the fuck he goes back. natural selection here
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>>712027039
Lmaoooo "pot socks"
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>>712029063
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>>712027701
ha

I walked up to a restaurant to grab a bite to eat the night of the 8th. My walk took me past a Hillary campaign headquarters. On my walk there, it was loud and full of excitement, lots of people and lots of shouting.

Had some food, had some beers, walking back around 10:30, it was dead silent. There were "Hillary 2016" signs strewn about and one or two people inside cleaning up.
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>>712027752

did he died?
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>>712038859
Source?
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>>712030012
It wouldn't be a normal day if you weren't all butt hurt by the way someone else does things would it.....fuck, your life is shit anon
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>>712028181
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain. By the false azure in the windowpane.
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>>712039719
story ?
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>>712026755
WHERE IS THE GODDAM FUCKING SAUCE ON THIS
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>>712030444
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>>712027752
Not near as bad as getting a paper cut under a fingernail.
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>>712040446
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>>712026755
This is my leg, with new skingrafts after a gasoline accident...
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>>712028599
>http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/
>That comment section
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>>712029535
wheres the video?
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>>712028599
"Meteselo a la verga para que no grite"
kek
I'm glad I know spanish, damn mexicans
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>>712028599
done. brutal. a reminder never to deal with the mob.
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>>712028390
YOU ARE A REAL PIECE OF SHIT!
Fucking scumbag
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>>712041091
>http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/
>That comment section

There's more edge in that comments section than in 4chan's entire history.
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>>712028599
Didnt feel anything
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>>712028599
I'm too pussy to click on that or even open the thumbnail, what do they do to him? Is there a story behind it?
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>>712038587
I remember this she only got knocked out and didn't suffer any make injuries
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>>712039709
>did he died
It's did he DIE, you illiterate numbskull.
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>>712038587
I didn't know this was a YLYL thread. Did she died?
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>>712038744
Underground nerve gas was strong
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>>712042375
its clearly a suicide
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>>712042169
A group of spics are cutting at a guys throat with a dull exacto knife, his hands are cut off and his entire face has been cut off. And somehow he isn't dead. Not the worst I've seen but it is intense. Fuck humanity.
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>>712039719
That's one badass mall cop
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>>712042375
kek, that file name
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>>712038753
Seeing those two dumb bitches in the front get fucked up always makes me laugh
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>>712038787
Is that a ryobi drill or...?
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>>712042375
And, he never walked again.
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>>712040972
"Yo, I don't know, son. You may make it, you may not..."
"Uhhhhh...my fucking hand is gone...."
"So listen, homey, can I have your Xbox? Since you won't be playing it and all..."
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>>712042385
That's not nerve gas you idiot.
Fuckin newfags
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>>712042214
>2016
>Not getting the meme
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Gernot Reinstadler, died in hospital later in the evening after this accident
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>>712042644
>it's the current year
>falling for tasty, tasty bait.
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>>712039719
Yes yes yes stab that motherfucker
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>>712027713
Well he's not getting off with that dick
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>>712042813
OMG ANON YOU FORGOT THE TRASH IN THE KITCHEN
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>>712042627
Obviously was look closer
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>>712042719
Is that blood or shit leaking from his torn pelvis?
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>>712043019
Your caps lock button is stuck, you're welcome
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>>712043195
Por que no los dos?
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>>712042719
damn that was brutal

ski literally ripped open his abdomen, he lost 3.5 liters of blood before he got to hospital.
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>>712040989
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>>712042756
"I was merely pretending to be retarded."
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>>712029128
>>712029063

fuck off samefag
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>>712028952
Metal, by the looks of it
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>>712036892
Drug cartels
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>>712040333
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>>712029063
FBI says it's ok
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>>712026755
666KB
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>>712027950
>how it feels to chew 5 gum
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>>712038753
Holy shit that guy/women in the right back corner flipping over the seat.

I'm done lol
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>>712040989
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>>712043494
I love the way she pretends to be knocked unconscious at the end. What a stupid hoe
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>>712027752
Story?
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>>712028288
I have chickens.
Those mother fuckers will eat anything.
Racoon ate the head off of one and the others were picking at the carcass.
Seen them tear a mouse apart before.
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>>712028288
If only those nuggests were made from real chicken
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>>712030385
So edgy, you'd probably cry like a bitch when it happens to you
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>>712028599
I started laughing so hard when Sweet Child Of Mine & Funkytown started playing
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>>712027641
Fagget
go eat a bag of dicks
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>>712027752
holy fucking shit
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>>712029063
dont fall for it bitches
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>>712038623
Dude had plenty of time to finish crossing, I don't understand.
That poor driver now has to live with the accident that moron caused.
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>>712044232
How is his post edgy?, you tard.
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>>712038587
hands in this position = serious brain trauma
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>>712033071
HA!
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>>712042719
Jesus Christ I had no idea skiing had such potential for brutality. I'll never call a skifag a bitch again (or at least not for the sole reason of being a skifag).
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>>712044633
How do you know this?

Is it through your thug life of raping bitches after hitting them with a bat?
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>>712044633
no shit. body is still alive. just no brain signal to move muscles. brain dead on impact most likely
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>>712044857
thailand disneyland looks fun
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>>712042719
at first I was like "so" and then I saw the trail of blood. holy shit dude.
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>>712026755
Marihuana - not even once
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>>712045061
holy shit that kid on the bottom is fucked
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>>712041493

Translation?
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>>712038951
Thats made mah day... Not the dildo, the text
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>>712045061
Is the truck alright ?
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>>712042214

aw look a newfag
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>>712038587
she became a meerkat
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>>712044838
If the brain was dead as you put it, it wouldn't still be sending signals to the heart to pump blood, or to the muscles to seize, so the body would be limp and dead. There are some animals whose nerves can still send signals to the muscles to contract without a brain, like snakes and I suppose chickens but I'm fairly certain that humans don't do that for more than a couple seconds at best before going limp.
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>>712028599
i masturbated to this
show me something harder faggot
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>>712045278
Check out the testicular fortitude on this kid.
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>>712039719
Story please
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>>712028390
How many cats are in the fucking box https://youtu.be/u_z-7xm72eU
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>>712038753
D D D D DROP THE BASS
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>>712044857
Now there's a Chinese guy that was willing to give the Party the shirt off his back.
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>>712045404
IIRC the stabby guy is a crooked cop, and the stabee was somebody who narc'ed on him.
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>>712045270
That's not how the human brain works. The part of the brain that controls all the things you mentioned are located deep in the brain directly above the spinal cord. Bc of that, it can survive and continue to function with pretty hellish impacts. The part of the brain that makes you, you however is the outer most area located in the front of the brain. It usually the first thing damaged with blows to the head. So when he says brain dead, he means basically the lights are on, but no one is home. Brain stem still functioning, but the person isn't there anymore.
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>>712043298
>Por que no los dos?
fair enough
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>>712029063
Whew, thanks ya laddy

My paycheck doesn't come until tomorrow and I was all out of food.

But you being the nice fellow you are delivered me a fuck ton of Pasta. Cherrio!
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>>712045454
I would imagine as many as one per hole. Probably only more like 4, and they're moving from hole to hole though.
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>>712042756
see
>>712043407


let youre salt pour
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>>712045130
Nah... he just became a \b\ user after that... no big...
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>>712045600
Thanks
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>>712031614
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>>712026755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QagknwNl6Q4
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>>712045966
yes very. would pay money to have her fart on my nose. spread ass hole and all the poo particles
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>>712031614
and that's why you never will
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>>712039719
story?
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>>712045632
I realize now he was probably referring to braindeath, but it sounded like he meant no signals to move the muscles period, from the part of your brain that controls voluntary movement to the involuntary movements caused by the brainstem. Which would only happen in literal death, not braindeath where things like respiration and heartbeat can still take place even with no consciousness.
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>>712028599
Who recorded and who like to watch should be killed, bunch of animals
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>>712045138
Put it into the dick
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>>712044813

google "abnormal posturing" - it's used to measure levels of consciousness / severity of injury.
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>>712029953
top fucking kek
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>>712027950
"Fuck YOU, Rakesh! I know how to fire a fucking mortar, just get out of the-BOOOOOM"
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>>712032213
this
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>>712043298
yup
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>>712046910
Not defending animal abuse or anything, but aside from garden variety sociopathy I have a theory that Africans lack the genes necessary to grow mirror neurons, a specific type of neuron which causes you to feel whatever emotion you see another person experiencing (to a greater degree depending on how close you are to the person). This is basically where "empathy" extends from, and someone who lacks mirror neurons would never truly understand how another being feels, and might not even be mentally capable of "putting oneself in another's shoes" so to speak, because of this.

Now some, more PC oriented people would say I'm a horrible person for suggesting that Africans are incapable of empathy, but feelings aside it's a valid hypothesis- empathy is helpful in civilized society to keep us from simply murdering anyone we didn't like, but in tribal societies, where you are almost constantly.at war with other tribes, it would make the constant killing pretty unbearable for anyone with too much empathy. So tribal populations would naturally select for less empathetic members, while civilized society would only benefit from non-empathetic individuals populating their military, while the rest of the society would naturally select for more empathetic individuals.
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>>712043947
Well played
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>>712028141
what the fuck is this?
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>>712044857
ho lee crrrap
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>>712040989
What did you do?
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>>712040198
Agent 47 working
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>>712048303
Somebody make this webm play backwards pl0x
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>>712048162
>cont. even though we hit bump limit anyway

Really it can explain quite well why Africans don't exactly flourish in white societies, and the opposite would probably be true as well (although it's hard to say for sure given how few white folks go try to live in tribal Africa).

Unfortunately, aside from simply exterminating black people (which I don't really endorse), or not allowing Africans into white societies (which I could probably get behind depending on the circstances), the only way to fix this problem would be to interbreed and hope the children wound up inheriting the gene(s) for mirror neurons. It would also be a good way to gauge how correct my hypothesis is, by comparing things like violent crime rates or some sort of psychological "empathy profiles" I'd such a thing exists, between our Africans and mulattos, or dark skinned African Americans who were known to have white ancestors in the past.
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>>712048244
Looks like furshit, what else exactly did you think it could be?
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