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so lia uploaded about 3 days ago this super slutty vid on instagram

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so lia uploaded about 3 days ago this super slutty vid on instagram and then she deleted it
did someone save it?
also lia thread
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Does she have a public sc again?
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>>712023030
Shave this bitch's head and pluck those eyebrows, and you get a Miley Cyrus clone.

Shit tier whore
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BRUMP
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Lurking for potential.
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>>712023030
This?
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>>712023461
>>712023444
God Damn Lia is the perfect semen demon.
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>>712023674
fuck...i follow all 3 of them on snapchat

good fap material
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>>712023773
I want to cover her in my cum so bad.
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>>712023674
I would give my left nut to join that slumber party. I'm a grill, btw
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>>712023840
>>712023773
We get it, you're gay.
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>>712023854
Tits or lie
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>>712023864
Low test beta faggot found.
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>>712023854
tits and timestamp
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>>712024000
Trips, must obey
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>>712024000
U know the rules. Listen to trips here.
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>>712023444
that's not the one he's talking about. still nice though.
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Thread needs more Lia.
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>>712023444
She's a fucking whore
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>>712024216
What makes you say that?
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>>712024216
She's a hot teenager, she was just below or just turned 18 there. Of course she's a whore.

Watch teens react? Fucking stupid too. She's the picturesque teen Cali slut.
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>>712024283
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those tits are A1 but her face is nothing special
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someone show her buttocks immediately
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>>712024216
>>712024283

When did that become a bad thing?
Hot girls should fuck a lot of people, increases our chances.
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>>712024458
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Maybe its my inner creep but I really love this photo.
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Bumping for the hell of it.
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she was cuter when she was a kid
now she just reminds me of miley cyrus

they can both get hit by a bus
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Never a bitch with a better face for facials.
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>>712025259
>>712025259
You're not wrong. But you are still here. So there's that.
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I remember a few times she posted about liking anal. kinda hot.
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>>712025561
When did she do that? Want to see it.
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>>712023030

>MFW I've actually met Lia

shes really is fucked up, she knows her fame is dying and shes trying to do alot to keep up with it. She was on Nickelodeon for a while but they canned her because of her wild behavior and she wasn't easy to "control." So borderline desperate. She smokes alot of weed and drinks, rumor has it she went to EDC or Tomorrowland, I'm not sure which one and did Ex or coke one or the other. Shes really socially awkward in person too. Constantly trying to do something to catch attention or a laugh.

I give it by the end of 2017 she'll be doing amateur porn and will be a coal burner. Such a sweet girl ruined and destroyed by liberal Los Angeles and its hipster culture.
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>>712025714

The correct answer is "never."
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>>712023854
>I'm a grill btw
Why would you mention that, tits or get the out you cunt
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>>712025784
>a sweet girl ruined and destroyed
>by liberal Los Angeles
translation: an attention-whore slut
FYFY
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>>712025784
She's a total hot bitch who's growing up in America. California is influencing it, but she'd be doing drugs and drinking in her late teens anywhere.

Her fame doesn't help matters at all though. If she wasn't famous she might have a chance to go to college after partying gets out of her system.

As is, can't wait for the porn. How'd you meet her?
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>>712023948
What the hell dude? Get your meme game right. Lia is low test and fatsos like pic related are high test.
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>>712025784
I can't wait for this porn of hers
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>>712023808
What's their snaps?
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>>712023030
What a fucking whore.
>>712023444
What a fucking whore.
>>712023461
What a fucking whore.
>>712023674
What a fucking whore.
>>712023773
What a fucking whore.
>>712023840
What a fucking whore.
>>712023902
What a fucking whore.
>>712023948
What a fucking whore.
>>712024283
What a fucking whore.
>>712024488
What a fucking whore.
>>712024631
What a fucking whore.
>>712024767
What a fucking whore.
>>712026011
What a fucking whore.
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Her porno when.
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>>712026011

Met her in Santa Monica while I was surfing. Just came in from a session and I saw her walking around with a backpack with some chicks. Me being the douchebag that I am;

>Hey aren't you Amanda bynes?!?
>They all do that wtf face
>"Noooooo"
>Oh you're Kylie Jenner???
>They start to laugh
>"And what are you? The fake Kelly Slater?"
>Hey could be, want my surfboard (Have like 10 dad gets good deals from his shaper buds)
>"Really?"
>Yeah sure take the board
>Lia kicks right in
>"Wait you're just giving us your board? whats the catch? how many boards do you have? Are you really a pro to give it away like that? Whats Al-Merrick? Whats that tattoo say on your shoulder? Do you have sisters?"
>Whoa whoa whoa I'm not the celebrity here
>"Yes you are mister! You're the super duper cool surfer bro, brah!"
>Well I guess you could say that, what my autograph?
>They yank my surfboard
>Or you could take that
>Instead of directly talking to her take interest into one of her friends
>But try to conversate with all of them
>Invited them out to eat at a korean bbq place
>"WE'RE SO DOWN LETS GO!!!"
>Couple of them hop in my pops truck others go in another car and follow me
>Eat and what not get to know them more
>Notice lia keeps trying to but in my conversation with one of her friends I'm trying to flirt with
>Then she starts acting completely stupid playing with the food and chopsticks
>What the hell?

Long story short, end up seeing them again at a couple house parties in Malibu and Venice still talk to a girl that used to be in her inner circle. Thus I heard the rumors etc and here I am.
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>>712026455
>Everybody walk the dinosaur/ prince of LA
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>>712026455
So you willfully tried to fuck one of her friends instead of this goddess?
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>>712026373
All that salt

Stop being a fucking failure, goofball.
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>>712026455
Ahaha sure buddy. The only thing you surf is your cumstained keyboard.
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>>712026589
Something about her Latina friend sparked my dick harder than her.

>>712026658
I guess.
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>>712026658
What's funny is people not from LA feel like this is impossible, when it really is. I've had plenty of encounters with celebrities. Hayden Panettiere, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, etc... i have stories for all of them, but no one would believe me.
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>>712026658

Actually theres a house party picture somewhere in her snapchat or maybe instagram. I'm in the background.
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Fuck all yall
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>>712026743
Gotta keep options open for both of them.
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Post the good shit.
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>>712026816

You'll mostly find them in Santa Monica, Hollywood and Malibu honestly. I met kiefer Sutherland at the hard-rock cafe. And I bumped into Michael Jacksons oldest son at a bonfire. Its not very hard to come across them at all. If you seek them out then you'll never find them you just gotta walk around LA honestly, but chances are you'll be robbed by niggers or beaners and end up in skidrow if you're not from here.
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>>712026816
>but no one would believe me
You got one thing right at least
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>>712025333
you have a tiny cock
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>>712026816
do share hp and mc stories

even if they're mundane/boring or they're just drunk or stupid, a story is still a story

i don't fancy you get to talk to them when they're surrounded by guerilla bodyguards
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>>712026951
>>712026951
>>712026951

THIS SO MUCH.
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>>712026987
Difference is, I don't care if no one believes me, as I'm not posting about my experiences; I keep them to myself. I'm just saying, it's interesting, there are likely some very real stories about celebrities here, but everyone dismisses them thinking they're on some other echelon of existence.
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>>712027118
In my experiences at least, they were not surrounded by "body guards" or crews of people. My experiences with celebrities were all basically, them by themselves, being stupid or drunk, with friends.
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>>712026881
>the fact that no one is acknowledging this
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>>712023444
MÖPSE!
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>>712023030
Give it a rest, you pathetic autist fuck.
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>>712027149

On the topic of LA, how hard is it to find a job there if you're an uneducated 30+ year old white guy who looks like shit but is generally easy going and fun to be around?
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>>712027331
uhuh, i'm sure that makes you feel better.
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>>712027413
ha!
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>>712026816

I fucked one a long time ago, lol.
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>>712027359
Depends on what industry you want to get into. A lot of it is just being here, and networking.
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>>712027359
>>712027359

There's plenty of food server jobs available.
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>>712026373
What a fucking faggot.
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>>712027242
>its because its old as fuck
youve been living under a rock i see
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>>712027472

Honestly, anything that lets me be social and not just sit in a fucking factory. I've been wanting to move to LA for a long time now, but in a different country far as fuck away, and it feels like a tad too big of a risk to just take.
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>>712027489

Can you survive on the wage? How expensive is it to live over there, if I don't want to live in a complete shit hole surrounded by violent hood niggers?
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>>712027560
>>712027560

Stay in Mexico, faggot.
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>>712027560
If you don't have a plan, Los Angeles will eat you alive. It's not an open-ended free-for-all, and you need to have what it takes. Best advice I can give is find a niche, find an "in" and go for it
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>>712027555
No, I just dont think shes that attractive and dont take an interest in her.
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>>712026951
100% this. How I ended up working for one of the beetles for a while
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>>712027616
>>712027616

Well then you're fucked. Most of LA is trash anyway. Not just trash but expensive trash. A small house in a decent neighborhood is probably $700k.
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>>712027616
Yes, and no. If you can survive on a small amount of money, there is no guarantee of salary, or income, and work hard.
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>>712026455
>Thus I heard the rumors etc and here I am.
What rumors?
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>>712027632

I'm not a beaner, you filthy dipshit.

>>712027652

Alright, good to know. I wouldn't want to move over without securing a job first anyway, that would be too retarded.
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>>712027693

Well shit.

>>712027715

I've lived off of pretty much nothing most of my life, so that part isn't much of an issue. I just don't want to be paranoid about getting stabbed every time I open the door.
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>>712027818
>>712027818

You can get much cheaper, but you'll be near niggers, spics, or Asian gangs.
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>>712027715
Then you're looking in the wrong places. I live in one of the central places of LA / Hollywood, and purchased at $200k
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>>712027413
I am indeed, not get the fuck off and enjoy your (You). Pathetic scum...
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>>712027854

I'd rather have less money and be away from gangbangers than have more and get robbed every other fucking day, that's for damn sure.
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>>712027914
wut?
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>>712027906
>>712027906

That's because you live in a shit hole. Most of Hollywood is a shit hole.
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>>712023773
Not even close.
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>>712027118
I worked with Miley before she cut her hair, and shortly afterwards. She was never rude, disrespectful, or disinterested. She was always interested in having fun, and respected everyone's time.

Hayden Panattiere was drunk, and pulling up her throughout the night. She was drunk, and it was very entertaining throughout the night, whether she would last.
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>>712028010
No offense, but I live in the exact opposite of a shit hole.
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A pee hole?
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helpful post
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>>712028215
>Hayden
Why didn't you bang her? Wtf my crush. Fuck the cheerleader, save the world.
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>>712028887
uhuh
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>>712023030
Anyone post the vid yet?
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Does anyone have that snapchat where she was being choked with some stockings or shit over her head. Was so fucking hot. Only have this screenshot
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bump
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>>712023030

lel I thought that was Miley.
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>>712023030
Miley Cyrus?
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Bump
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>>712032807
Going to assume yes
Also semi related http://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/miley-may
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>>712025784
>by the end of 2017 she'll be doing amateur porn
Same day same time, next year. You better deliver you fucking faggot. Or else there will be consequences for you.
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>>712025784
You've clearly met her, or at least know someone who does undoubtedly, because that was my impression of her along with my buddies.
It's unnerving how mentally deteriorated/unstable she is. I doubt it's really a California thing like everyone else is saying. I've lived in San Diego for most of my life. Everyone is just as normal as anyone else, but she personally and legitimately has daddy issues along with bad influences around her. My guess is that she's been pampered into the limelight without working for it, and now that she's at that age where adults need to act like adults she doesn't know how to deal with it because she was never trained in a real life.
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bump
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Still bumping
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>>712033399
Full house commands it, fgt.
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>>712025784
>>712033399
I second this. Deliver or die cunt.
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>>712025784
ecstasy and cocaine is awesome the fuck you on about cunt
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>>712025784
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>>712026826
Sure you are. I am too.
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>>712023444
She's obviously doing it for attention from males. I find it funny / interesting how women complain about men seeing them as sexual objects but then go on to act this to get attention from men.

I can imagine her female friends secretly disliking her because they'll know she's just showing off.
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>>712028353
And we're all so proud of you. That's why you're posting on /b/ at 3:30 in the morning
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>>712035877
Checked and kek'd
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I've got a couple of links, but not this on

https://cdn-e1.streamable.com/video/mp4-mobile/l88y.mp4?token=1480598522_5cb2c3b29662954d30d34a8c4f3fe37875f37991

https://cdn-e1.streamable.com/video/mp4-mobile/r7w8.mp4?token=1480598953_48bf4ea700bf5dac314824e2d6ef898d8f46de92
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anybody got some lia feet?
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>>712025784
Lol girls have been drugging up and ruining their lives for fame in LA way before hipsters and liberals were there.
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>>712036244
Gross wtf
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>>712027455
tell me more...
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>>712036244
>https://cdn-e1.streamable.com/video/mp4-mobile/r7w8.mp4?token=1480598953_48bf4ea700bf5dac314824e2d6ef898d8f46de92

You're legend!
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>>712029762
this
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>>712036244
>>>>712026373
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>>712026816
Same,
Everybody goes to the beach.

/windansea
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Eventually her looks will start to fade and she wont have as much sex appeal. She didn't go to college so she better latch onto a rich dude while she is still young and hot.
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>>712026455
do you see lia anymore?
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This whole thread and none of you even post the nip slip?
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>>712037033
I bet her areolas are like bologna
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>>712026881
o_o mmmmmm me horny now
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I would not put my dick anywhere near this slut
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>>712037318
cuze u are a fag
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>>712026591
>goofball

Fucking made my day anon
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I'm surprised there's been no leaks of this hoe yet.
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this is her future
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>>712037318
Then I don't know what's wrong with you.

I would split her in half if I had the opportunity.
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>>712023444
instant boner
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>>712037318
virgin
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>>712026881
Nice nips
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What's her snapchat?
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>>712037410
>>712037624
>>712037654
attentionwhores are a fucking turnoff.
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>>712033399
>>712035747
>>712035845
Wtf is wrong with people these days? Why are you all acting like this anon is in control of her career decisions? No matter how many empty threats you make she's the one in charge of the decision.

Fuck, am i alone on this?
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>>712026951

this is the truth. I recently bought sunglasses at the same time as Mandy Moore when i was in Hancock Park
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>>712037849
This.

When attractive girls seek attention and validation of their looks I lose any interest whatsoever.
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>>712037849
because you're a rejected virgin.
kys.
SLUTS THOUGHTS ARE MEANINGLESS.
SLUTS BEHAVIORS ARE MEANINGLESS.
ONLY FAGS THINK OTHER WISE.
ask kahnt.
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>>712024283
Oh that's the chick from that shit react show. Thought I recognized her.

She filled in pretty nice.
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>>712037883
Nah man same here.
But if she's free to do whatever she wants, the people here are just as free to rant about it.
>I'm just here for those tits.
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>>712037883
I think the fact that I'm not laughing tells me the latter.
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>>712038095
>whatcha doin?

>thinkgen of big black cocks
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What is her instagram?
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BIG BLACK COCKS
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>>712024576
That there is the problem. Western cultures give the power of consent to all. Meaning that because females are selective in thier breeding processes and males are distributive. Women who have alot of sex. Tend to only have sex with people thier own quallity and above. Where men who have alot of sex will tend to dip far below thier own quallity to attain it.

This fact is what causes women to over estimate thier own quality and average to low quality men to under estimate thier own quality. Creating this disconnect where only the "Alpha" males have alot of sex and the females shun those who aren't alpha.

We are an intellegent species however so when the greater population of males fail to achieve the ultimate goal in life (distributing their genes) they band together as a group and over take the much smaller group of alpha's. Creating cultures that only allow men and women to have one parter each for fairness.

Eventually the reasoning for the cultures get lost and the cultures degrade back to what they were before so the cycle can start anew.

Unfortunately we just happen to be on the crap end of the cycle.
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>>712024000
Dubs and trips wasted on such obvious bait.

Also:

If I can pontificate a bit, for your edification. One of the rules of the Internet is: "there are no girls on the Internet." This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you merely for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, whether or not you are genuinely interesting, or that you are smart of clever, whether or not you are actually smart or clever. On the Internet, there is no chance to fuck you; this means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because someone wants to put their cock in you.

When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a gurl," you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid or too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rule "there are no girls on the Internet." The one way around this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

In short: TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
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>a 8/10 version of Lia was interested in me a couple of years ago
>she looked almost like her, but not quite as perfect
>mfw she stopped talking to me once she found out how boring i was
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>>712037318
She's not really Mexican, /pol, practically everyone in California has looked like this since 1958
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>>712036939
But here's the thing, young hot bitches never do, they think they can play that "hot chick" angle all their lives and never have to work or try at anything.

At 30, they feel their feminine charms and looks fading as men begin to take less interest. By 40, men are, for the most part, not really interested anymore. And this shit can happen as early as their early 20s if they aren't taking care of themselves (also very common on girls who get by on looks alone).

These types always make the same mistakes, they think they can "play" men their whole life, they may accidentally have kids (which also quickly decimates womens' bodies), they won't settle down. Then when they're an aging thirty-something women with stretchmarks and no education or job history pickings get much slimmer, they get depressed which makes them let their bodies go even worse.....

Then they become hugely behind in life when they had a huge head start. I've seen this exact story play out with virtually every hot chick I went to high school with, by a couple of decades they have 3 different kids from different fathers (frequently with a black one or two which makes them even more untouchable) and they're fat and stretch-marky and still trying to play a young hotty, but you can sense their desperation and rather than shoot for the rich and hot guys that they once did, they're trying to seduce guys working shit jobs who never went to college because the best dudes don't want a girl that used up with that kind of baggage.
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>>712024488
>filename
people don't actually believe that's not a shoop do they?
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>>712038891

Story of my life. Even the strippers/escorts tell me I'm boring.
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>>712038937
Amen
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Do you think Lia would be interested in me?
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Isn't this bitch the one who's getting fat?
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>>712039386
>lia_marie_johnson
I call Bullshit
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>>712039362
No she wouldn't be interested in you.

She might be interested in the guy in your picture though. But thats not suprising s talentless whores do often become mudsharks.
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>>712039518
>No she wouldn't be interested in you.

That offends me
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>>712038937
Savage
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>>712038891
Men need to maintain that ambience of mystery. Never be too open with her. Never tell her too much about yourself. Tease her by flirting with other women (whcih she WILL act like she hates but rather than drive her away it will make her try very hard to keep you, worst thing you can do with ANY woman is let her know you only have eyes for her).

I genuinely wish you didn't have to play these games but modern women are wired a very specific way.

If you act very "take it or leave it" they will be crazy about you. If you act attached to her (particularly if you, at any point, EVER act more into her than she is into you), they'll lose interest. Never say "I love you" before she says it to you and even then say it *extremely* sparingly, women want to be the more emotional partner and if you are, she won't view you as manly.

Just things I've learned, mostly the hard way. I went from one woman at 23 to being a womanizer by 30. I fucked virtually everything up by being the guy women say they want, when women are NEVER honest about what they want. Virtually every woman has a guy in the friend zone that EXACTLY matches what they say they want and they wind up dating/fucking guys the opposite of what they say they want.
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>>712039610
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>>712039839
Thanks for the advice. The problem is that the girl i mentioned about is the only girl outside of family that i can remember talking to. I don't even know why she seemed interested in me in the first place.
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>>712039839
This would be funny if it wasn't true.
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>>712039974
Why the fuck is this censored?
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>>712040412
To make it look like she isn't wearing anything. Works the same way bubbling does.
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>>712030830
yes please post
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>>712040616
Ah, gotcha. Thanks
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Young women are all attention grabbing whores...I almost can't take it anymore...talking to a girl the other day I know she wants me I wanted her too, till she asked me to join snap chat and of course that was about the time I quit communicating with her cause you all know what that means.
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>>712040981
>those fat-lady arms

She needs to get her health in check or she'll be a landwhale by the time Trump gets reelected.
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>>712040981
>stronger together

Why do they always get fat when they become feminists?
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>>712041173
What does it mean?
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>>712041195
>>712041311
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>>712041173
I wouldnt judge based on that I know tons of girls who have snapchat and never post pics or videos of themselves
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Is possible see the WEBW files on the cellphone ? HOW?
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>>712041410
what? Is she preggos or something?
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>>712041498
What makes you say that, anon?
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>>712041385
It means she is likely to send nudes to people who aren't her significant other.
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>>712041421
Throw your iPhone in a lake and get an android.
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>>712037599
Name?
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>>712037599
>future
anon, I...
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What ever happened to her sister?

She actually seemed somewhat smart.
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>>712041548
All that extra butter on her thighs for one.
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>>712041385
Means she's an attention seeking lil Slut like the rest of em .. ain't no ins got time for that shit , and shuting her down has only made her try harder ..Fucking annoying
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>>712041498
just chubby
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>>712041635
Is an android , now tell me how can I watch the WEBW FILES IN MY ANDROID!
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>>712023444

Put on a bra, disgusting slut.
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>>712037230
>>712037230
>>712037230
LOL I actually made that gif. Small world
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>>712041195
Im not that dense , I gave her Instagram a check to be safe , all her pics are slutty poses skimpy outfits , seriously man I'm over I ain't gonna try n change her but I'm not gonna have to worry about that , in hind sight I get no ass what so ever but its worth it , currently saving up to travel again , don't need her "dating" my money away I have priorities and currently non of them involve stupid young women seeking attention and floating.on whereever they please leaving me.in shambles like the cum dumpsters they are.
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>>712041824
looks like she did the cheeseburger challenge everyday for a month straight
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>>712023674

Look at my arse, Look! Look its my arse! Look at it!
Look my arse is out isnt it funny haha
Oh god you can see my arse! Oh no!
Teehee, silly boys.
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>>712026816
There are so many famous people in LA, nobody actually living there gives a shit.
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>>712042046
Keep on saying how much of a fat cunt she's becoming
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>>712024767

Sluttaaay
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How has the nipple not been posted yet?
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>>712042135
Why, is that some kind of fetish for you? Fat feminist cucks are worse than the usual autist whiteknight.
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https://youtu.be/u_z-7xm72eU
Check this out niggerz
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>>712042316
Yes, it is
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>>712042277
guess we've all seen it a thousand times
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>>712042357
No, faggot. I'm not giving your spic ass any views.
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>>712039386
at least pick one that looks A BIT like her, you retarded faggot
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>>712041690
Curvy girls turn into fat girls fairly easy.
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>>712026887
vanessa marcel?
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>>712042710
Curvy girls are fat girls.
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>>712038679
Unlikely, black people scare her.
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>>712042357
lmao its funny cuz every one sees it and ignores you at the same time. go home
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>>712026373
>Complaining.
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>>712037182
They're not. Have you not seen the nip slip?
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>>712042749
No you mong they're not.
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>>712042784
>black people scare her.

you mean: make her horny
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>>712043044
Keem dreaming Jamal.
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>>712027101
This.
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Bitch's still trying to be famous?

K
E
K
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>>712043570
As we discussed earlier in the week, that dream is rapidly declining. Soon, her only options are to marry a rich older man or do porn.
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>>712026887
who are those with lia?
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>>712043044
No. There's a webm of Finn for TFA scaring her.

She was also in a nazi movie.
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What is this bitches snap chat?
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>>712026455
>Hey aren't you Amanda bynes?!?
>They all do that wtf face
>"Noooooo"
>Oh you're Kylie Jenner???
>They start to laugh
>"And what are you? The fake Kelly Slater?"
>Hey could be, want my surfboard (Have like 10 dad gets good deals from his shaper buds)
>"Really?"
>Yeah sure take the board
>Lia kicks right in
>"Wait you're just giving us your board? whats the catch? how many boards do you have? Are you really a pro to give it away like that? Whats Al-Merrick? Whats that tattoo say on your shoulder? Do you have sisters?"
>Whoa whoa whoa I'm not the celebrity here
>"Yes you are mister! You're the super duper cool surfer bro, brah!"
>Well I guess you could say that, what my autograph?
>They yank my surfboard
>Or you could take that
>Instead of directly talking to her take interest into one of her friends
>But try to conversate with all of them
>Invited them out to eat at a korean bbq place
>"WE'RE SO DOWN LETS GO!!!"
>Couple of them hop in my pops truck others go in another car and follow me
>Eat and what not get to know them more
>Notice lia keeps trying to but in my conversation with one of her friends I'm trying to flirt with
>Then she starts acting completely stupid playing with the food and chopsticks

sure
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Fake any girl nude in PS. See link in pic related
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nice quads also i saved your post its annoying to explain what the rule means.
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>>712023163

Yeah but Lia actually has nice tits and ass
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>>712044004
But she also has a gut
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>>712026455
>Hey could be, want my surfboard (Have like 10 dad gets good deals from his shaper buds)
what is this sentence?
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>>712043719
you don't realize that she's just like hillary

she has a public and a private opinion about black men

public opinion: she's scared

private opinion: she wants big black cocks

you'll see soon
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>>712039974
Yeah, what's this censorship all about. Have an original?
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>>712044004
That's all she has going for her. She's not pretty at all. To top it off she comes across as someone who is dumb as fuck. Like borderline retarded. Her voice is also annoying.

Seriously, tits and ass, only thing going for her.
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>>712043906
Sauce on asian chick on right
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>>712044225
It's either soy or sweet and sour
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>>712040412
>>712044111
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>>712044124
It's almost as if you're implying that there's more to women
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her parents must be so proud
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>>712044124

I can deal with that
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>>712044292
hahahaha
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>>712041421
download vlc player
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>>712041641
Piper perri
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>>712044124

She has like almost exactly the same face as my first gf, though my gf was chubbier, that's why I have an obsession with her
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>>712044456
At this rate soon Lia will make your ex look thinner
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>>712044329
The original isn't nude - they only clipped that corner to make it look like it, like bubbling.
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I know her i fucked her in venice CA
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>>712044547
But Venice is in Italy moron
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>>712044575
Fuck she's gained so much weight since then
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>>712044495

I can deal with that
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>>712044611
venice CA you dumb nigger
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>>712044666
Exactly, Venice isn't in CA, it's in Italy
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>>712042098
I know thats supposed to be hot but the way her hair gets stuck on the sucker at the end is just gross
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>>712044715
I'd love to play with her little belly then feed her to fatten her up
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>>712042098
My ex used to do this over skype to tease me, man brings back memories.
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>>712044292
>look at me I'm such a faggot
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>>712043836
Great pic, love the skirt and choker
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>>712044629
this was only a month ago....
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>>712041866
Get an iPhone you google cuck
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i fucked her in LA lol she hispanic
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>>712044772
Why don't you go eat two bags of frozen dicks?
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Bless this thread
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>>712026373
autistic faggot
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>>712044781
>how many BBC have you had at one time Lia?
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>>712044805
It's from 3 months ago

Plus see
>>712040981
>>712041410
>>712041548
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>>712042062
you are a girl
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What's her snapchat
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>>712044575
ive heard the audio for this... she is talking about all the guys that gangbanged her the night before
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>>712039386
even I know that's fake
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>>712044974
yall can say whatever you want but I like her being chubbier.

>>712045021
lia
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>>712045055
oh yeah totally..... 4chin wont let me post the audio to prove you wrong so yeah, that's what she said.
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>>712044921
I don't know how many at one time but I'll bet she could extract semen from at least 20 black bulls per hour.
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>>712045100
Same, hope she gains more or at least keeps the chub she has and shows it off
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>>712044843
>look at me I'm still being a faggot.
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>>712044339
Have you ever been with a really dumb girl? I have. It gets aggravating quick. How she managed to pass high school and be that dumb, I have no clue.
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>>712041958
lol no
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>>712045211
I think they give out grades based on social media followers.
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>>712045211

That why they are just your side girl and not your main girl
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>>712044073
Shapers make surf boards... fyw I'm in Ohio and know that.... GO OUTSIDE
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>>712025333
Lia has the face of a chubby dude, so you may want to take a long look in thr mirror
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>>712045271
lol yes now get on your knee's and suck me off you peasant.
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>>712044781
"I fucked whites, asians, blacks, jews, spics, and um.. oh ya retards!"
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>>712044921
Not realizing she's racist.
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>>712045302
keep telling yourself that
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>>712045378
Welp that bumped her up a few points for me tbh lol
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