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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tomorrow night at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
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>>712011402
Teddy looks like your mother
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better safe than sorry
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>>712011402
goddamn
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I wanted to ignore your faggotry very badly, but I thought you needed to be reminded of how much of a fag you are. Just like allways, Op is a faggot.
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>>712011402
be nice to me teddy
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>>712011402
whys teddys mouth so big
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>>712011402
nigger
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mom dies sleep if night tomorrow thread reply
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>>712011557
Second that
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Teddy is a pussy bitch
Fuck teddy
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>>712011402
Well
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>>712011402
why a rusted ice pick? can't teddy use a regular ice pick to remove my eyes?
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>>712011402
Rip.
I haven't had my tetanus shot in a long time. Can't risk the rust.
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is this
Betelgeuse Romanee Conti
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Teddy's a faggot
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>>712011964
because then it wouldnt be edgy
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>>712011696
jesus she does things to me
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seems legit enough for me. (and oddly specific but sure)
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lololololololol
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fag
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Fuck you, you twelve year old Cunt
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>>712011402
no
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log
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Fuck you, you twelve year old Cunt
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Roosevelt!
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He looks a bit like a titan
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plz no tedy
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>>712011900
what
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>>712011402
Ok
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Well fuck
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I dont get the point of making these threads. If you want to be a massive faggot then just start a ylyl thread.
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>>712011402
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>>712011402
Fuck u
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>>712012335
TITANS ARE MY TRIGGER
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>>712011402
Check
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Well shit
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>>712011557
Yeah. Fuck it.
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>>712012350
who is this?
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Never know
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ok dad
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Fine
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>>712011402

Teddy I give you permission to come into my home and remove my eyes with a rusty ice pick.
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>>712011402
ok
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>>712011402
why not6
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Nope
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>>712011402
I ALREADY POSTED IN YOUR THREAD, TEDDY. TEDDY I THOUGHT WE WAS GOOD! WHY TEDDY? WHY?
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But why rustled?
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Jokes on teddy I have no eyelids and I will fucking end him
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>>712011402
how does it feel teddy
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got nothing better to do anyway.
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>>712011402
post
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Yay I have the fear of being stared at
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>>712011402
"no"
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Tedy no
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Just being safe
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a few seconds won't hurt
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>>712011402
yoink
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>>712012566
Don't worry about it anon
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>>712012613
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Fuck you
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>>712011402
ok
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>>712013007
No really, does he go to a university in Arizona?
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Oh! H--hey Teddy! Uhh...I-I was getting around to posting in that thread...uhh, if you could jus--WAIT!!! Teddy, we can work this out! I-I was gonna do it I swear! I got distracted by a creepshot thread! You know how it is Teddy, my man! Teddy...p-please......--OH NO!!! TEDDY!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! H-HE'S RIPPING MY EYEBALLS APART!!! HE'S RIPPING MY EYEBALLS APART AND IT HUUUUUUUUUUURTS!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo---................
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Wut
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>>712011402
bring it faggot
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dammit
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>>712011402
You fucking cunt
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Ok
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Jokes on you I was going to post in this thread anyways!
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i used to work at scp ill be fine
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>>712013007
>>712013233
Please respond
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I'm just not willing to take that risk.
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I aint risking that shit,

WHAZ GUD FREDDY
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>>712011402

Pic related: How I'm planning on riding this one out...
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gtfo teddy
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I really dont like this shit
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>>712011402
no thanks
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>>712013539
He's a small town Canadian truck driver.
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>>712011402
fine...
fucker...
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Fuk
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Pfft
Seen worse.
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>>712011402
ffff
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>>712013673
Oh. Thank for you time freond
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>>712011402
Nigger bitch
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Nachman
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>>712011402
shut up ma nigga v:
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That's not Teddy, that's Junkrat.

God damn Aussie's
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>>712013673
>>712013795
*freind
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>>712011402
kek
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>>712011402
Holy crap man
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>>712013599
no one does
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>>712011402
ok
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>>712011402
cant risk it nigga met a qt today.
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Xd
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>>712011402
FUG YU
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Fuck me Teddy
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No teddy please don't :(
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>>712011402
fuck u
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>>712011402
K
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>>712011402
I'm a scared bitch
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>>712011402
GOOD LUCK I'M BEHIND SEVEN PROXYS
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Boobs.
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>>712013968
an attempt was made
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>>712011402
Fuck off faggot
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.
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>>712011557
^
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fucking blackmail teddy fuck
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Hehe xd
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Fug
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Post
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obligatory
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lel
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nut
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>>712011557
I'd rather not risk it
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>>712011557
Fine, I'll fall for the bait
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no
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>>712011402
So how's it feel to be the retard in middle school kid?
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Posting
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fuck you op
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No immunities?
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cries
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FUCK THAT
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Maybe he'll suck this D with that big mouth of his too
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Oddly enough my attic cover was out of place and no one goes up there. Better safe than sorry.
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Post
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>>712011557
You fucking poosy
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NIGGER
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I'm a fag that is scared easy.

>>712011696
And who is that?
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seems leggit
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>>712011402
crap
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>>712011696
How was that shit called again?
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seems legit. pic related is op
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>>712011402
ch
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post
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gtfo teddy
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plsno
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pls dont i r nice guy
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Woah, no thanks.
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My nigga Teddy
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faggot
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fuck no
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Fuck my pugs name is teddy
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I'm a poosy. Why not?
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>>712011402

fuck that
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ok
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>>712011402

Wuuuuut. That was extremely descriptive.
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What a beautiful smile. I'm jealous of those perfectly straight smile. Great lip shape too. 10/10 would make out. Hopefully teddy is a female.
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Hi Ted
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>>712011402
You bitch.
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>>712011402
If cat fails this
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>>712011402
oh no not teddy
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This post is bad and you should feel bad
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>>712011402
X D
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Dickhole.
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>>712011402
Cock
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Why mang
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If you have an iPhone, call this number
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No thanks
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>>712011402
wouldnt that be tomorrow morning?
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>>712011402
b
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Ok, fine!
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>>712011557
yeeeaah, i agree
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>>712011402
post
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>>712011402
better not chance it
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>>712011402
Bring it Teddy. I doubt you got the grapes to come at me tho.
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How will teddy get me if he's in my home and I'm working a night shift tonight so will be 40 miles away?
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Yeahhh
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don't kill me i don't have a tetanaus booster
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Lil dick nigga
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>>712011402

I'll fuck teddy in his dirty fucking mouth and cum all over that rusty ice pick.
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Fuck
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I hate you
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>>712011402
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RIP
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Plz non
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Oh shit
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>>712011402
suck my nuts
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Creepy fuck
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Don't hurt me please Teddy.
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Teddy can have the neighbor
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>>712011402
pls teddy noo0o0o0o0o0o0o
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>>712011402
Show me potato salad!
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>>712011402
>Be OP
>Be a faggot
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ok no kill pls
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2 spoopy 4 me
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Hi teddy
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>>712011557
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hhre wwwer
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>>712013564
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deus vult
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>>712011402
Please no
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fag
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>>712011557
True
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>>712015947
and after he's done sucking those nuts he can suck mine and then I'll slap my schlong a few more times to remind him who his Daddy is
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welp
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>>712011402
Better sage than sorry
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>>712011402
eh
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The fuck even is that sheeit mayn
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>>712011696
Fuuuuuuck really didnt wanna post in this thread to feed the cancer but i need some sort of sauce for this or at least moar like it
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dont do it teddy
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Gtfo
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RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>712011402
But what if I want that to IF ANYONE REPLIES TO THIS POST OP WILL GET ICEPICKED BY TEDDY INSTEAD NO IMMUNITIES.
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>>712011402
ima slap the FUCK outta teddy and fuck his ass if he try to wake me up before my alarm
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Heck off
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Fuck
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>>712011402
gay
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>>712011557
:l
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God deliver me.
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If teddy is ded then how will he icepick?
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>>712011402
meh
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I have my dick in my hand.

Teddy has a pretty mouth.
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>>712011402
just in case
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fucking teddy
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Im safe
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thanks
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>>712016413
Obligatory self reply
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fuck you
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I bet teddy knows how to party. Come kick it teddy
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Better safe than sorry, spookmaster.
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ayy
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>>712011402
oh
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Pls ted
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post
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>>712011402
smh
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fuck you nigger
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Well
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>>712011402
SAfe
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>>712011402
Ok
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>>712011402
A
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Fuck off Teddy.
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Sure why not
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I are safe.
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>>712011557
this
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>>712011402
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Why does Teddy want our eyes?
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man fuck
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>>712011402
.
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>>712011402
teddy can suck my dick
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Teddy looks like Hipster Joker
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>>712011402
fuck
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dfsdfsdfsdf
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>>712011402
I'm going to stick my dick in Teddy's ass.
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posting in teddy thread
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Teddy pls
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>>712011402
Uhmmmm Tomorrow night.... AM.... I thought AM was the mourning :/
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k
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Fuk
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>>712011402
not teddy again
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fuckkkk
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Memeo
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>>712011402
not cool
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Teddy plzno
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>>712011402
Feg
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fine
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>>712011402
nigger
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>>712011402
Gay
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>>712011557
Roll
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Fuck me
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teddy plz no
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Does teddy know it's almost time for action?
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>>712011402
Pretty vivid, time to post
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Teddys a bitch
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>>712011557
well fuck me I guess
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>>712011402
k
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shit
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Why's ice pick the go to for scary weapon? I feel a spoon would work better, where does one even buy an ice pick.
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>>712011557
gg
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topkek
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ok then
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lol
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>>712011402
well im safe
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Bitch
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lol
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>>712011557
yep...
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>>712011402
saved
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Fuk
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phew
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Damnnn
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I once didn't post in a thread and my mom died, so be warmed!
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>>712011557
Amen.
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Posting
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n
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I want my eye lids
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>>712011557
Basically
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fucking shit fuck you OP I bet you jack off to this fucked up shit
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ok, i posted
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>>712011557
Word.
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>>712011696
NNNNN
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fuck
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>>712011402
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Woah okay
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No!
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Firing the rollzars
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>>712011402
Joke's on Teddy, im homeless.
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>removing eyes with an ice pick

Does this dumb faggot eat ice cream with a shovel, too?
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>>712011402
How's Teddy's head game
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Nih
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chill
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Nope nope nope!
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>>712011557
This
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>>712011402
pls no
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>>712011557
This
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Lol
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>>712011402

Liquify tool with some color correction.

Objectively not scary and also false. This post does not count and if there is a Teddy than I welcome my own ice pick death.

Good luck getting through my locked door without waking me up
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Hail Satan
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>>712011557
yup yup
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