L-let's keep it going; w-who needs a hand and some tea?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
L-let's keep it going; w-who needs a hand and some tea?
I'm here for you Anonymous; come lay your head on my shoulder, and tell me what hurts.
>>711988227
You're a nice person Alice.
gee bill home come your mom lets you have TWO threads?
>>711988227
What about the Reimu thread? Alice threads are so fucking boring!!!
Unexpected
Hello thread
-Sweet Roll
Still stroking to you, Alice
>>711988227
>>711981869
I already have tea, and I am doing well in life. I am young, reasonably wealthy, and JUST depressed enough to not give enough, but not so depressed as to have to deal with the downsides!
So instead of burdening you with a problem, I'm going to share my favorite tea recipe. It's a mix of a citrus mint tea served hot along with monster energy drink, and it combines the best parts of both. The tea takes the bitter, acrid edge off the Monster and helps dilute the high sugar content, whereas the Energy Drink serves as an effective sweetner for the tea, and adds a large dose of caffeine. With the herbal, sharp flavor from the tea, and the light fiz and caffeine from the Monster, you end up with a drink that's both refreshing and invigorating.
First, the things you'll need.
1 teaspoon Teavanna loose leaf Jade Citrus Mint (expensive, but worth it)
1 can Monster Energy Drink (lukewarm, leave it on the counter for a while)
Heat up the water to boiling (needs to be hot to offset the cooler energy drink, but give it a 30 seconds to lose some heat so you don't lose any flavor from the tea to the extra heat).
From there, brew the tea and let it steep for about three minutes.
Mix it at a ratio of 2/5ths monster to tea.
The resulting drink is like liquid life. Equally great for mornings and all nighters. Enjoy.
>>711988368
I'm j-just kind, not nice <4
>>711988373
I l-live on my own dear <4
>>711988408
G-go bug Reimu about it.
L-let's do a throw back thread for a b-bit <4
Tea, anyone?
>>711988227
fake and gay
>have you had anyone die on you?
Yes.
Holy crap, a second one!
>>711988227
I'm curious, why do you do this?
>>711988489
What kinds of tea are good for stress?
>>711988501
shit, i love pokemon
>>711988227
I'm a mess. I can't pay attention in my classes, I physically can't make myself do my homework no matter what I do. I don't wanna fail, but I'm constantly worrying about it now, and it's driving me into depression. If I end up failing, I'm just gonna off myself, which I don't really want to happen.
>>711988540
Tell her to stop!
>>711988227
Can I dick the maid?
Please post your throbbing cock. Stop beating around the bush and show everyone
>>711988227
OP post cock
we know you have one
>11/14/16
>>711988653
Why would I do that? I like these.
>>711988227
thinking about death a lot.
>>711988489
Nice dates. :)
What could I do to try and make myself feel less awful that doesn't involve embarrassing myself in-front of my GP?
I just don't feel comfortable saying this kind of thing face to face with a stranger. Especially as the GP has a 10 minute slot only to deal with you and is trying to rush you out the door to see the next patient
My life is shit. I alienated all my friends and I don't enjoy my hobbies anymore so I'm having a hard time making new ones. I know I have depression but I can't afford to go to a doctor to try to treat it with antidepressants. Besides you, Alice, what doesn't suck?
Posting in a miracle thread
>>711988227
You have my sympathies for the shitposters. Here you are trying to do something at least mildly more interesting than just posting porn, but we can't have that, can we?
>>711988602
B-because if I don't, t-then no one would.
>>711988604
Green!
>>711988499
T-then you know that no m-matter how much time or energy or effort you put in....
...we all die in the end. You can't save them all.
>>711988468
T-thank you, it s-sounds delicious <4
>>711988639
Have y-you spoke to a doctor? C-could be ADHD.
>>711988706
I d-don't have one.
>>711988723
S-still don't have one.
>>711988726
Already s-said it was a throwback thread...
>>711988766
No one listens anyway...
>>711988756
T-tell me more, dear. *rests her head against your back and locks her arms around you like a seatbelt, warm and comfortable*
Where my alice rangers at?
>>711988753
because your threads are much better!
>move to the other thread so i can keep lecturing you on making a positive choice, guy.
Lecture away I guess
>>711988227
How are you Alice?
>>711988849
i call red ranger
>>711988840
Alice likes bad boys you fucking white knight.
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>>711988758
W-where did you get that picture!?
>>711988227
I lost all my friends, i found out all i've done was because of a mental illness that i am now treating... i feel so alone. Life is so unfair sometimes...
>>711988852
I disagree.
Please help me.
These threads are filled with virgin weaboos who post anime because their parents never loved them for being said virign weaboo. They make a strong argument for bombing Japan. Kill yourself with this cringey fucking jap shit
>>711988933
Shit I got green.
Green ranger was the coolest.
>>711988938
sauce
>>711988781
...why do you care what your GP thinks of you? They are there to help, and have seen it all.
Tell. them. everything.
>>711988821
T-that sounds like anhedonia actually...
>>711988840
*shrugs* T-they are as much a part of /b/ as me <4
This is my home, after all.
>>711988887
D-don't understand.
>>711988902
T-tired <4
>>711988974
*patpat* yes it is Anonymous. But at least you are getting the care you need.
>>711988842
I listen. :)
>>711988842
What's your opinion on suicide, is there ever a just cause for it?
And what is your opinion on paedophilia? What causes it and is it excusable under any circumstances?
>>711988227
>>711982896
>>711982807
This will tell me if you are the Alice I remember if you recall me...
>>711988999
>>711988999
>>711988999
>>711988999
>>711988999
trips time for a tarot reading
>>711988227
Alice, would you like to play WoW with me?
>>711988842
Doesn't feel like I'm doing much with my like.
No point of me waking up anymore. *feels you hug around me.*
>>711989017
The only acceptable color of ranger is white.
Hey Alice, havn't heard from you for a month or two in email. good to see one of your threads. Hope all is well
>>711988999
Here have a banana and promise to not be mad anymore
>>711988639
this was me until i said this to a doctor w/o the suicide part. He told me that's textbook ADD type thinking he also told me that ADD can be late onset I was like 20 when i felt this way. I started taking 25 mgs of adderall xr on weekdays and it fixed my problems.
>>711988986
You don't have to be so modest.
>>711989058
Hey Alice, did you see the live-action Fullmetal Alchemist trailer?
>>711989058
> <4
What does that mean?
>>711989174
Green ranger was white ranger so I guess that's cool.
>>711988842
Someone would, I've seen different threads like this before, not with the Roleplaying part but with the rest. Also there must be some othert motive some sort of personal desire, just sitting there and listening to people for the sake of nothing seems somewhat implausible
>>711989048
Sakuya Izayoi from Touhou.
>>711988758
Would love to be inside you just like this, Alice
>>711988999
Check'd trips dont lie
>>711989058
Yeah I'm tired too. I'm just sitting here trying to eat ice cream and type at the same time.
>>711989289
SA KU YA?
>>711989058
I just feel awkward saying these things to some one I've never met, and a family member who has chronic pain was always dismissed by him when they had a real problem. They try and rush you out the door as the NHS is totally fucked. Like I said in the last thread I really don't want to take anti-depressants the side effects etc seem really fucking scary. I used to know some one who got put on them and they got worse and tried to kill themselves. Which seems fairly common
>>711988999
Double trips speak the truth
OP post your fucking cock already
I'm half chub here
>>711988227
Marry me Alice!
It's make me the happiest in the world!
>>711989133
Still not a Reimu thread
and I doubt that anon even wants a reading
-Sweet Roll
>>711989110
get the fuck out malice
>>711989217
Oh and I lost 25 pounds all of which I gained after high school in college so now I don't have a college kid beer gut anymore and I get way more pussy too bad everyone else is still fat.
>>711989219
It's the truth. I enjoy them both, but I think Alice offers more than I'm capable of.
>>711989406
anonymous and alice are already married!
>>711988227
HOLY FUCK ALICE IS BACK! Is 4chan the only way i can experience these tea parties? Or does alice ave any other social media?
>>711988999
W-well, I'm half Korean so...
>>711989063
Probably pain. I know I've been in enough pain to want it before.
And same thing as any other fetish; environmental factors that are very difficult to track.
>>711989110
Malice?
>>711989140
F-fuck no!
>>711989141
*squeeze*
>>711989201
Oh d-dear, please re-email me or reply t-to the email. I must have lost it.
>>711989234
N-not yet!
>>711989252
I l-love you once more <4
>>711989286
They haven't in five years; most people don't have the knowledge I do, and can even make it worse.
The amount of bawwl or cry or suicide threads I've had to fix is astronomical....
>>711989337
D-don't type with ice cream!
>>711988842
>>711989217
Yea I was diagnosed with ADD a while back. I have been prescribed vyvanse, and I take it. It helps, but when I get home after classes, I just can't bring myself to do the work. I've gotten myself into such a hole with grades that I don't think I'll be able to get out. One of the classes I thought I would actually do good in, that I want to base my career around, I'm failing horribly in, and it scares me.
>>711988887
I forgot where i left off...
uhhhh happy 30th. I hit it a few months back. Doesn't hurt.
You know i had a dream last night about realizing when i killed myself and how everything afterward has been just a memory of myself but without the chance to move forward in life. Pretty weird shit. Really thought i didn't pull the trigger laying in the snow 6 years ago. Who knows, maybe i did.
Anyhoot, therapy. What could it hurt?
>>711989406
"It is make me"... nigger what?
>>711988227
>>711989517
can you sign my petition?
>>711988227
Stuttering on the internet. Goddamnit nothing pisses me off more than this. I can take everything else, but not this. Fuck you /b/, goodnight.
I miss tea with my friend. She was the best friend I ever had. I loved her. I know she knows how much I loved her.
>>711989517
Moar self pics?
>>711989517
>>711989058
>711989058
I listen. :)
>>711989517
ummm... do you have a boy friend alice?
>>711988227
How to fix fucked up sleeping schedule? i ran out of klonopin but i have alprazolam what would you suggest
>>711989517
Alice, do you have a MAL? I'm trying to get into anime. I've seen a few but, I'd like some expert opinions.
>>711989615
Fuck I'm retarded whoops... My minds been going a little weird lately...
>>711989438
Oh? And who might you be...?
>>711989517
I'm surprised...most should have forgotten me. I had to come back in a new vessel since my other one was getting old.
>>711988753
Are you the tarot reader?
>>711989517
What are your thoughts on law school, Alice?
>>711989517
*I stare at the floor not saying anything as you make it harder to breath from your squeezing.*
Why do you guys like this dogfucker?
I am in the third stage of cancer now, my bestfriend since as long as I can remember is with someone...Was going to ask her out. She's getting married in a week...I'm dying...I have only one friend...He visits me from time to time. I'm a 23 y/o m
I'm afraid I have Anhedonia but I sometimes think that I'm doing well enough that maybe I don't have it? I get into ruts where it seems like I have nothing wrong with me but then I also start projects without finding the time or the energy to complete them because something completely irrelevant throws me off course and I never get back into it because I get distracted with new projects? What's wrong with me
>>711989623
>Fuck you, /b/. Goodnight.
>spends next several minutes refreshing page to see if anyone responds to his goodbye
I don't know if he did, but I always do.
>>711989738
That's me.
>>711989058
I guess... i thought a lot about suicide the last week. I'm not as close as i was 6 months ago, but the thought is there.
>>711989720
Suicide, commit honorabru mitsubishi to regain famirys honour.
>>711989375
this is exactly why the health care system is failing us. Im amazed that some doctors can still consider themselves faithful to their oath while rushing patients in and out all the while thinking your patients are drug addicts trying to get pills... I just dont want to suffer anymore and my doctor just shrugs his shoulders and gives me bandaid solutions to chronic problems. Sorry for the runon I needed to get that off my chest.
>>711989727
One of the people from back then
Hello Alice.
Posted in the other thread that 404'd.
Gf left me a 1.5 months ago. Told me what was wrong with me in a calm manner, and that was it. I am heartbroken and very down.
Recently she wrote to me, and wanted to see me, suddenly she says she didn't mean any of it and wants to get back.
I am crushed. I can't fix everyting she said in a timely manner, and specially not all at once. So I told her no.
Now she's heartbroken too and believes I'm the one who ended the relationship. I can't turn to friends, because I fear they will take her side and diss me.
She has some things that I dislike, but I didn't bring them up because it's not a competition. The point is not to find "who has it worse" but rather to accept that we can't be together. It hurts, but it's the truth.
Any idea where to go from here?
Thanks. Much love.
>>711989933
Hah. I was planning on committing suicide anyway but now I have even more of a reason to.
Is 4chan the only way i can experience Alice first hand, or does she have other social media? D: I need to know, she's so fucking adorable! (Assuming (s)he doesn't have a dick.
>>711989567
Oh dude swap your major I was an econ major and I did well in Macro and Micro got B's ( my school has a skewed grading system so its harder to get something higher than a B. ) Then I got to the next tier of classes and I did awful. I was taking a politics class at the time to fufill a lib arts req and decided to swap majors after my professor approached me and told me I was his best student and should consider political science. I did really well and I have a job in the field I enjoy.
>>711989696
jeeezus.... Alice has a fucking phd? Why didn't she lead with that shit?
>>711988227
Why did he have to diiiie
>>711989937
Thumbnail looks like she has a giant floppy dick.
>>711989517
Good thing I'm already done with it. So why hasn't the Prozac kicked in yet? Or is it just a placebo?
>>711989375
S-so? Do it anyway. You need to go to the doctor and talk to them.
>>711989406
N-no thanks.
>>711989490
I d-don't do social media.
>>711989567
S-sounds like you need h-help with scheduling and motivation. A dose upgrade might help, as will councilling.
>>711989517
Well seems like you havent been here at the right times for those threads, even tho I agree that they are rare, they to exist
yet im still urging to know your motive for doing this. Also what do you mean by knowledge, what do you know that some others don't?
