G-got anything worrying you, Anonymous?
Come, have some tea with t-this silly maid and talk about your troubles <4
>>711981869
Do you eat ass?
>>711981869
Alice!
You're cute~
>>711981869
Can this therapy cure stuttering?
I'm shaken but not stirred, and that's how I'd like my tea too.
Why do you still bother Stuttercunt.
Hello Alice
>>711981993
Fuckin moonbitch
>>711981993
"Where are you from, Private?"
"Sir, The Moon, Sir!"
"The Moon? I didn't know they had bitches on the moon!"
If you have not seen Full Metal Jacket, leave this thread now.
>>711981869
Wow this is gay
>>711982134
H-hello <4 H-how are you?
>>711981993
T-thank you!
>>711982063
W-well, maybe you'll like t-this then <4
H-here is todays tea everyone!
girlfriend has blocked my number for 3 weeks,thinking about fucking 2 of her best friends but the thing is i dont wanna hurt her because you know that 4 letter word
>>711981993
Fucking moonbitches. When do we get our Spacewall
lol jesus fucking christ
>>711982235
She's not your girlfriend if she blocked your number lmao
>>711982225
Ooh, I like it! It took me a while to acquire the taste, but once you like it, you love it.
>>711982225
Are you a boy or a girl
>>711982225
Doing pretty good, hope you're holding up
>>711981869
I really need help, I let her go, she was my crush since middleschool, and somehow i started dating her, i was so dumb that she left me, but i didnt realized she was my everything, i got depressed. She got another boyfriend, a redneck piece of shit, she got her into drugs and now she is just a bitch of the hood, man, i felt like that was my fault, maybe she thinks that all the boys dont know how to love, i wish life gave me another chance
>>711982235
...are y-you still together if she blocked your number?
>>711982460
I'm q-quite fine.
>>711982437
I am f-female, thank you <4
>>711982426
It's g-good right?
Afternoon Alice. I'm driving rn I'll talk later
SHOW US YOUR THICK, SWEATY COCK!
I AM A FUCKING SKELETON
LEEE LAA LUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>711982545
show me that dick girl.
it's really weird to contemplate how much of my own reality (in terms of the memories i have and the way i view the world) is based on a guy playing a toohoo on a chinese image board a decade ago
>>711982536
I t-think maybe you n-need to let go; where someone goes isn't just caused by s-such a thing.
Don't blame yourself for something that isn't your fault.
>>711982605
>>711982637
D-don't have one, sorry!
>>711981869
body of a man
mind of a childish fat ugly virgin
yeah, fuck off you retard
>>711982545
I wanted to send an e-mail to you last time but I forgot, can you post it again? And is there any other way than e-mail that would work?
>>711982701
How long have you been visiting /b/?
Every time you are here, my cock starts to get hard Princess Alice..
L-let me pour you all s-some tea, while w-we wait for more Anons <4
>>711982225
you crossdressing anime sissy bitch SPREAD YOUR BUTT FOR US
>>711982790
J-just Alice, please.
>>711982737
[email protected]
I also h-have steam and skype.
>>711982741
S-since 2004.
>>711982844
S-sorry, I don't cross dress <4
>>711982545
So strange it's good!
S-so, who needs some help?
>>711982570
I've got a problem with a girl Alice and I need advice.
Long story short she's super high maintenence, and I'm a monkey compared to her. I'm trying to improve myself but I do not think I'll ever get to her status
What do?
>>711981869
Today's my birthday and I was laid off of my job.
>>711983034
Oh d-dear. I'm s-sorry to hear that Anonymous, b-but I can get you a birthday g-gift if you have steam <4
>>711983003
And h-how does she think of you? Does s-she feel the same way, l-like you are under her somehow?
II WANT TEA! HOT LIQUIDS POURING OUT OF MY RIB CAGE
>>711982896
Steeeeeeem?
>>711982701
Show us somethin then, shit.
>>711983170
Aneki Margatroid
>>711983188
D-did you not like my gloves?
>>711982896
Sorry, Alice... and you are already helping ;)
Don't I always, Alice-chan?
>>711983162
Idk, we got into an argument a year or so ago, and stopped talking. Yet now she's messaging me. So idk anymore
>>711982896
SPREAD YOUR BUTT FOR US WHETHER YOU ARE BOY OR GIRL IT DOESN'T MATTER THINK ABOUT IT
And don't say 't-thanks' the first syllable of thank isn't a TUH sound it's a "TH" sound putrid anime swine.
this is my favorite of those pics
>>711982807
Hahaha, foolish Anons! I have poisoned the tea! Do you wish to know where the antitode is hidden? If so, you must solve my riddle!
...
It's a historical misconception that I'm made of wood, and my second word is made of metal. I live right next to my brother, whose job description is the exact opposite of mine. What am I?
>>711982937
Alice,
I'm having a problem with relating to other people.
I have high-functioning autism. I can generally put on a good mask of faked body language and tone-matching, so people tend to think I'm a normal person intentionally hurting their feelings. I can provide examples if you want them, but it usually has something to do with over-explaining things "condescendingly", or not understanding what people were wanting to hear from me.
How can I explain that I don't mean it without sounding like I'm copping out?
>>711981869
>G-got anything worrying you, Anonymous?
Today I keep having these bouts of nausea. I have to lay down til it passes and my thoughts become disjointed and confusing.
POISONED TEA?! WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS THIS ALICE?!
This the MRA thread?
>>711983206
Is it okay if I friend you to talk even if it's for something positive? I'm just super excited about something and I don't have anyone to be excited with
>>711983329
Not so fast, Riddler!
George Washington's teeth are thought to be made of wood, but they're really made of bone and ivory. A machine is made of metal, so you must be talking about a washing machine. To be certain, a washing machine is right next to the dryer, which is its brother, and does the opposite thing, drying clothes instead of making them wet.
That means the antitode is in the washing machine!
>>711982225
my favorite. I'll take mine black.
>>711982807
Excellent pouring skills, Alice. Thank you.
>>711983120
I have steam, but I don't need anything like that. Thanks for the offer.
>>711983301
T-thanks, but n-no thanks <4
>>711983284
P-probably!
>>711983277
G-glad to be of service <4
>>711983436
I m-mean, an example w-would be nice.
>>711983496
Are y-you doing any drugs of any s-sort?
>>711983531
*shrugs* T-that's the Riddler for you.
>>711983555
S-sure <4
>>711983549
N-nope.
>>711981869
I'm out of weed :(
Daily reminder that anti depressant use is essentially substance abuse, and that psychology isn't backed by science
>>711983261
Can we see the bottoms of your feet, please?
>>711983612
>Are y-you doing any drugs of any s-sort?
No, been clean a long time. Dont even drink these days.
>>711982937
I do. I got a irresistible urge to punch you in your smug roleplaying face.
YOU are my problem.
Stop rp'ing here and please leave you humoungous faggot.
>>711983580
Hold on, hold on. You weren't supposed to solve the riddle that fast!
Do I have to bring another comic book character in to fix this mess?
>>711983655
this tbh
>>711983329
washing machine?
IM DEAD
>>711983599
It's m-my pleasure <4
Everyone deserves a gift on their birthday.
>>711983597
W-why thank you, I hope y-you enjoy it <4
>>711983645
Daily reminder t-that abuse dictates a non-therapeutic usage and antidepressants are used therapeutically.
Oh, and that Psychology is recognized as part of STEM.
>>711983708
Okay, let me rephrase. HAVE you done hallucinogens or other drugs in the past?
>>711983712
S-sorry, not roleplaying <4
>>711983655
No.
Have you been a good Christian today?
>>711983612
Why do you stutter in every sentence?
>>711983612
And yet, through those trials I grow. I suppose you could say even my pain is precious to me. One day, soon, I hope to be happy.
>>711983645
Daily reminder that fuck you.
>>711983645
Wow I'll sure trust random anon over medical professionals.
this one is also a primo alice feel
>>711981869
Thank you for putting on the persona of a maid, rather than a psychologist. I know that may have been a difficult decision, but it was an honorable one.
>>711983720
Fuck it, I'll bring in Matter-Eater Lad. I'm sending him in now.
>>711983763
Damnit, this is falling apart because Riddler didn't think this through.
h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-ello d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you (died from parkinson)
>>711983612
Is it okay if i unzip my pants, Alice?
>>711983775
>Okay, let me rephrase. HAVE you done hallucinogens or other drugs in the past?
Oh yeah, tons. Pretty much everything.
Yowzers! What am I doing here, guys?!
More importantly, what can I eat? Besides everything, of course.
>>711983881
>>711983888
Kek, checked.
>>711983793
I'm q-quite nervous <4
>>711983789
Nah, didn't stone any heretics or nothin'.
>>711983852
*blinks* I hope you are content, not happy.
>>711983877
I'm a psychologist in t-the morning threads, silly.
This is just to accompany my cooking threads.
>>711983907
C-can you enumerate them?
I've been coming down with a terrible cough. What do you recommend?
>>711981869
>>711982225
>>711982545
>>711982701
>>711982807
>>711982896
Hahahahah. You still do this? Well I gotta admit, your dedication to the disenfranchised masses on the internet is admirable.
>>711983612
>>711983775
Jesus I just can't believe that anyone is this nice. Call it my personal hatred for the world.
>>711983775
alice, I have a math test tomorrow but I'm talking to you here instead.
I have to study but I want to stay and talk with you.
what should I do?!
stop "stuttering" its not endearing you faggot
>>711981869
why the fuck do i stick my neck out and help all my fucking friends when they NEVER help me?
>>711982420
its complicated
>>711981869
This is clearly a fucking dude. And if not then tits or gtfo. What has happened to 4chan these days, christ.
>>711983975
*chomp*
Mmmh, what a tasty curse! Thanks, man!
You are not even close to a real therapist
Oh Alice, I need your help!!
I got this new job in a new town, been here 6 months ago. About a month ago I start talking to this girl who I think is pretty (8/10 but all I want is fucking that p*ssy). And shes been giving me this signals, the usual stuff (texting, talking a lot, etc.) She has a boyfriend (who is 30 yo than her) and every in work says that she is and easy slut, and been fucking with this security guy who is the ugliest in the company.
How to I get this girl to leave the security guy and convince her to start fucking with me???????
>>711981993
You stupid pathetic moonbitch
>>711983983
I would probably settle for being content.
>>711983987
H-have you been to a doctor? That c-could point towards a lot of things, but m-most likely cause is generic cold, flu, or pneumonia.
Chicken soup helps, as does ephedrine if the coughing is too bad. But I'm not a doctor, so don't take that as the end all be all.
>>711983993
I'm kind, n-not nice <4
>>711984007
W-what kind of math is it? Tell me about it <4
>>711984021
W-who said it was supposed to be?! I'm n-nervous!
>>711984046
S-sorry, I'm not attention whoring so that d-doesn't apply to me <4
>>711983852
>I suppose you could say even my pain is precious to me
Cherish it, pain and discomfort are the only ways we ever grow
through adversity I rise motherfucker
>>711983261
When will you show us your pretty face?
>>711981869
I can't believe your still helping people here. I need no help but have a good day/night.
>>711984028
get better friends.
>>711983983
>C-can you enumerate them?
Huge amounts of mephedrone and weed, a fair amount of ketamine, cocaine, MDMA as well as lots of valium/xanax. A bit of heroin/crystal meth/magic mushrooms/DMT.
>>711984223
I'm pretty sure you're in danger, Alice. If you make me some food, I'd be glad to help. Make anything, really. Literally anything, I'm not picky.
>>711983612
So, the other day, a person at work was saying that my coworkers and I didn't need coffee, and that indeed all addictive substances were just "in people's heads", and that it didn't make any sense for people to just not stop taking drugs right away.
So, fifteen minutes later, the coworker knew more about neurotransmitters and ligand gates than she ever had in her life, and now won't talk to me on break or say hello to me in the hallway when I get things for the FOH from catering. Andrew says she thinks I think she's an idiot even though I didn't yell at all. But he doesn't mind talking to me, so we talked about the book I gave him instead. Oh well.
>>711984028
Because it is the right thing to do. Helping others, even if for no return, even if they don't help you back, is still right. Even if it hurts. No good deed goes unpunished, Anonymous. But that is what makes you a good person, and one I am honored to have met and known.
But maybe you should look into getting better friends who don't take advantage of you, too.
>>711983952
>>711984098
Does that mean his teeth are extremely hard then?
okay okkay in al seriousness i do hhave a problem.
I think alice needs to figure out a more profitable way to get whatever urge this is out. Awful lot of work to get thrown away every day.
Cept for maybe the stalkers making a scrap book folder out of this shit.
>>711984028
If someone does a favour for you, it is most likely they's be willing to do another one than if you'd help them first.
>>711983983
Well damn. Then I 50% thank you. Question: If I emailed you at the email you provided, with my email that has my real name so you could look it up/fuck me over, would you be willing to actually tell me what licensure/degree you have? Reason being is even if I went on here and was like "SHE SAID SHE GRADUATED FROM UT Y'ALL!" you could fuck me over quite a bit more.
Plus, hell, you could lie on there. But you could have lied to me on here long ago but you decided to avoid answering the question, which to me is odd unless you're trying to protect your identity.
Also, I do believe you've put a LOT of work into this at this point, so I do WANT to believe you, so if it turns out you are actually a psychologist I'd love to talk shop. Not even close myself, have a master's in clinical, but still, always good to meet people in the field.
Also this is me ATTEMPTING to extend an olive branch, so please don't take it as an attack, as that's not its intent.
>>711984370
L-let's h-hear it~!
>hows my Alice impression?
Hello Alice, I just wanted to say how lovely you look! I really like the gloves~ They are a nice touch! I hope your day/night is going well! Enjoy your evening and your tea~!
>>711984330
Wait, no! Not that! My weakness! The one food so horrible even I can't eat it...
>>711984279
every friend ive ever had is the fucking same, save for one, maybe I'm just too generous and should stop letting people get shit from me all the time
>>711984103
Psychologist, n-not therapist <4
>>711984189
Content is the correct and normal state of mind.
>>711984104
I r-recommend you stay away from such toxic individuals.
>>711984263
It's only b-been five years. Sheesh.
>>711984260
Never. Sorry. I'm a symbol, not an attention whore.
>>711984330
Danger f-from who?
>>711984370
H-how can I help?
>>711984394
N-no thank you, I d-don't want nor need a profit.
>>711984474
10/10 would watch pour tea.
>>711984504
SUN CHIPS!!!
NOOOOO! THEY'RE SO FUCKING GROSSSSS!! AHAHADIASODFAGKAll3435345/////321312j.:;
>>711984331
Your entire body is made out of chemicals and chemical reactions. That's drugs, you daft cunt.
>>711981869
You're so pretty! Why the stockings? I remember bare legs
>>711983261
Keep the gloves, i like the gloves
>>711984474
Too lewd.
>>711984223
It's linear algebra. I don't understand it at all!
everything sounds like abstract gibberish proofs to me and I can't make heads or tails of it.
Can you help me alice?
>>711984223
>>711984359
I honestly don't want to think that you're this nervous, having done this so many times. But you play your part so well. Damn.
>>711984559
Taking your time to answer to everyone. Does it ever seem too much? Like too much trouble? Or is this just how you destress?
...so what's the snack tonight?
>>711984359
i really didnt expect to get anything from this thread but you just made me feel a lot better.
Thanks
>>711984223
>not attention whoring so that d-doesn't apply to me
1. You are attention whoring
2. It applies to everyone who claims to be a grill
So, tits or gtfo.
>>711984540
Well, don't become an asshole, but if it does bother you then start slowly caring less about their problems, until you aren't bothered anymore.
>>711983775
>Everyone deserves a gift on their birthday.
I'm the type of person who hates being a burden and receiving things from people. Still tea sounds nice.
Do you mind if i masturbate to your pics, Alice?
>>711983987
I'm a CNA, not a doctor, but since I normally hand out treatments: Rest and fluids will cure the disease. If the sore throat is really bothering you, you have a choice between the chemical route or the natural route. If you're looking for cough drops, get ones with menthol, which will soothe irritated muscles in your throat. Really, though, anything warm will be helpful. Not HOT. Go for a few degrees above lukewarm so you don't burn your throat. Chicken soup does have some aspects that can help reduce discomfort, but anything warm will be helpful.
>>711984028
Because the world isn't, and never will be, quid pro quo. Vast majority of people only care what they can get out of you, and so equal exchange is a myth. Do what you feel comfortable doing and don't feel slighted if the favor isn't returned.
Okay, I'll stop.
>>711984759
The feeling isn't mutual.
>>711984588
ACTUAL SHIT
>>711984559
...
*cough*
I-It's...
*sputter*
It's the... the S-Sun Chip Menace, Alice...
*choke*
I'm n-not going to make it. It's up to you to...
*wheeze*
Pr-Protect them, Alice.
Hey Alice!
something that has been worrying me is dying alone
I have a feeling I am going to be alone for the rest of my life
What should I do?
>>711984559
Alice I can't help but masturbate to that pic everytime you post it.
What's wrong with me?
>>711984837
Hi5, bro
>>711984559
>N-no thank you, I d-don't want nor need a profit.
Profit doesn't mean money, weirdo. Clearly you like attention. Find a way to get a version of it you're more comfortable with that helps you express yourself better. This is a place made up of tranny, shill and gore threads and you're almost wholesome. I hate seeing these threads.
>>711984759
anon u r fuckin perfect m8.
you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't fucking know. i want this to not sound gay, but you are fucking perfect, anon.
ty for listening
>>711984559
So why do you do this? I'm a mixture of proud, jealous, and downright confused as to how dedicated you are to this
I assume-for you- the reward is helping people, but I could be wrong, or there could be more to it
>>711984892
>>711984862
I know, they're nasty.
>>711984759
Next you'll say "I-I was only pretending to like you, b-baka!
>>711984325
....c-could definitely be a reaction to some of those. Ketamine in particular.
>>711984331
S-sounds like you did the right thing, Anonymous.
>>711984411
*smiles* I'm g-glad to see you've come a long way from before, dear. I r-really appreciate the more pleasant candor.
>>711984487
T-thank you!
>>711984609
B-because they look better.
>>711984666
T-thank you!
>>711984709
M-maybe! Have you gotten to eigenvalues yet?
>>711984759
This causes me stress. It doesn't help me in any way.
...but if I miss someone, they'll think that even I, who loves everyone, does not care for them. And that won't do at all <4
>>711984792
My pleasure.
>>711984828
1. Nope
2. Nope
Lurk moar, n-newfag <4
>>711984835
It's no burden to me, b-but please, have some tea <4
Gonna go for a run, but have a bump!
Regards~
whats up
>>711984998
>B-because they look better.
I won't argue! Very nice~
>>711984998
>....c-could definitely be a reaction to some of those. Ketamine in particular.
Even if I've been clean a few months?
>>711984849
the point isn't to do things to be noticed, it's to do things for yourself
falling for someone on the internet is stupid, but it's a part of living for some people
the point is to grow out of needing others to validate you
>>711984928
She ain't wholesome mate. No one gets this far in the field without having seen some shit. She's just actively made a decision to put on a face for people on here because she rightly has found that the people on here are also the most desperate and in many cases have no one else to reach out to. There's multiple "I want to commit suicide" threads a day, and if she is in fact not lying, she may be one of the few actually qualified people to dispense advice to said people.
In short, she's here and working because it's here that she's most needed.
BUT SHE'S STILL UNETHICAL IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE A LICENSE THOUGH
Yes Alice I know, annoying.
Thank you for being here, Alice. Your presence uplifts even the worst of days.
>>711984837
I k-kind of do, really. They aren't even t-that good.
Have better taste.
>>711984928
I d-don't like attention, dear; if I did, I'd s-show my face.
>>711984892
Y-you have poor taste.
>>711984874
You've always got me, Anonymous <4
>>711984952
Helping people d-does not cause me any pleasure or satisfaction, s-sorry.
>>711985097
M-months? We sometimes s-see reactions from people YEARS after t-they take them.
Hopefully, it is just an anxiety attack.
what do you like to listen to when you cook
i know it was all a stupid fantasy but i miss her
>>711984998
*sigh* Alice come on now. You didn't even answer the question. Throw me a bone and at least say yes or no.
If I email you would you be willing to go into more detail/talk shop? Surely you understand that I don't want to be emailing strangers with my real name for no reason if the answer is going to be no : /
>>711981869
Hi Alice
Weren't these threads about psychology though?
what is this faggot shit
>>711985208
>Y-you have poor taste.
I don't, actually.
Your legs are sexy and I want to cum inside you
>>711985208
is the maid ever Lewd?
>>711985208
You must derive *some* pleasure from this, or why else would you do it? If it's just because of a sense of duty, I'm even more impressed
If it's just because of the attention, then we're getting into some Kantian bullshit
>>711985280
Alice lives on in each of us who know her.
>>711985390
Nigger
>>711981869
I feel like shit, i lost my job recently and even though the girl i like just told me she likes me back i still don't feel worthy for her i feel like a nuisance to her.
do you think i should let her go for her own good?
>>711984998
Aspie anon again.
My problem was that I tend to pass as normal just enough to where even when I explain that I'm crazy, the coworker still thinks I was being intentionally mean.
I really didn't notice that she wasn't interested in the topic and had hurt feelings. But she doesn't see it that way.
So, how do I go about explaining that without sounding like I'm blaming all of my problems on this?
>>711985165
underrated post
>>711985338
Have some respect. Alice is not to be lusted after, you degenerate.
>>711984998
just learned it last week. I didn't know you knew how to do linear algebra. You seem so smart.
Could you tell me what an eigenvalue is? I know how to get it but have no idea what it means. Please teach me alice-sensei!
What is this autistic shit?
>>711985208
It Isn't even the pics that make me want to masturbate to you, Alice. It is your personality and self-confessed nervousness that makes you so fucking sexy to me.
>>711985165
The w-world is not black and white dear.
>>711985126
G-growing out of the human condition? Sounds k-kind of edgy....
>>711985186
It's my honor, Anonymous.
>>711985244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlmezywdxPI
>>711985280
T-that you, Muon?
>>711985283
I've t-told you time and time again; if y-you wish to talk, I'm happy t-to talk.
But I'm not going to give you what you want.
>>711985288
H-hello!
>>711985320
Correct!
>>711985390
T-that is a flawed understanding of psychology dear <4 People don't work quite the way you think they do.
>>711985434
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes* You should talk to her. Ask her these questions. Be open and honest with her.
Silly.
>>711985390
nigger
>>711985208
After these threads you normally invite people to the chat. But you dont respond to the email?
This is really fucking weird
>>711985437
Y-you don't. People who bandy around such falsehoods are harmful, and should be discouraged and confronted.
You did the right thing.
>>711985505
*scratches her head and smiles* it's b-been quite a while...
>>711985514
Alice t-thread <4
>>711985559
I'll h-have to work on my confidence then.
>>711985604
S-sometimes I fall asleep <4
I'm a mess. I can't pay attention in my classes, I physically can't make myself do my homework no matter what I do. I don't wanna fail, but I'm constantly worrying about it now, and it's driving me into depression. If I end up failing, I'm just gonna off myself, which I don't really want to happen.
>>711985208
Your response to >>711984952
Is B.S. my dear, as a psychologist you surely understand that motivation requires at least the bare minimum amount of dopamine release. Altruism does not exist because you'd feel good about feeling good. Even if you did this out of some OCD-compulsion, you still get pleasure from "scratching that itch".
It doesn't make you any less of a decent person if you actually enjoy and take pride in what you do. Plus, once again, if you are a psychologist you had to go through hell and back again to get a Ph.D., and you simply don't do that without some passion in what you do. You put on a maid costume and do videos for people as well as draw the stuff. It's okay that you take pride in helping others. Sincerely, makes me sad as someone in the field that you feel you have to say that.
What are you doing for self-care? Do you see a therapist yourself? Especially when dealing with people like these you have to be careful about burnout.
>>711985437
If I may. I got my Aspergers diagnosis a few years ago, so...
Honestly, you just have to chalk it up to learning. There's residents at work that hate me because of misunderstandings, but you can't focus on the negative. Just keep on trying and learning.
>>711985562
If I email you will you at least tell me -why-? Besides "I don't have to", because we're both adults here.
>>711985208
>I d-don't like attention, dear; if I did, I'd s-show my face.
How many god damn simple minded people do you talk to in a day? You must have a cute face behind there if guys let you get away with lies like that.
I don't post picture of myself online with or without a mask. Why? because i don't like attention.
You're smart; this board still has dangerous people that frequent it... but boy do you want attention.
Alright; i have a question. How many people have you had try to figure you out personally from these threads, spider?
>>711985702
Normally, people do fall asleep. But eventually they wake up? :)
>>711985562
Then please, explain how people work, at least in this context. I mean, it's cool if you don't want to get into it
I'm frankly just really curious at this point
>>711985421
yeah but it worked because she provided a fairybook style of love, an unconditional love, motherly like as some will attest, but that isn't what happens in real relationships, conflict and strife and hardship are all things that happen to human people that you are supposed to be in love with and your response to those things defines you as a person
I have had nothing in my life I actually enjoy, every day for the past god knows how many years has just been a blurred mess
I was sort of coping but now I've kind of fell for a girl who I know does not feel the same and tbh I don't think I deserve some one like her anyway
All my instincts are telling me to just stop any interactions I have with her but it's all I have that I kind of enjoy but I don't want to bring her down with my idiocy and its making me feel bad in addition to good
I am a broken mess that should be binned
>>711985562
Why have you changed the topic then?
>>711981869
How do you realized you went from codemonkey to developer Alice?
When can a developer know they are good enough?
Oh hey by the way Alice I bought a Homura cosplay a couple years ago...but I'm learning to sew so I can do a Hinoka one.
>>711985702
Why do people laugh at me and always exclude me from everything?
Are you going to ignore me too? ; _ ;
>>711984940
Man, fuck you. Niceties are just a crutch. At the end of the day you're just going to go home by yourself, despite whatever your life is like, so others are nothing but dead weight
... but thanks.
>>711984980
what can I say. Everything's been done before.
>>711984998
But you can't love everybody...
Not that that matters, ne?
>>711985562
>G-growing out of the human condition? Sounds k-kind of edgy....
HA!
What is being saccharine to everyone if not being edgy in another sense of the word?
But to answer your question, yeah. Sometimes people have to be a little immature to survive the world.
>>711985702
Nooo.. you are just perfect ;)
>>711981869
Hi Alice! I'm back. I was the one asking if you would be my friend. I'm a little sad today. I scratched the lens on my oculus rift with my glasses and apparently you can't replace them :(
please these threads would be soooooo much more bearable and less triggering if youd stop the autistic stuttering. YOU CANT STUTTER IN TEXT HGHRGHRG STOOOOOOOP INTERNILAZED OPRESSION!!!1!1!!11!!!!
>>711985960
Nigga, shut the fuck up. You're loved. If by no one else then by faggots on the internet who don't have anything else to do with their time but indulge attention seeking idiots like yourself.
>>711985718
*rolls her eyes and puts her head on her chin* Izzat so? See, I thought that there were many other factors, such as the myriad of serotonin receptors that also cause both motivation and empathy (which is why 5-MAPB still causes motivational effects despite lack of stimulation), with GABA modulation being important as well, but you are right, I'm sure complex human constructs like "motivation" are so easily reducible to single transmitters.
That's why L-DOPA tends to make Parkinsons patients more motivated right? Oh wait...
As for altruism not existing, Selfish Gene theory tends to disagree, as does...kinship selection and tons of other mechanisms of action easily observed in the animal, plant, even fungi kingdoms.
I w-won't sully a good man like Gene Wilder replying to you, but h-hopefully you get the drift.
Alice, I like your threads, I don't normally post in them though. This week I got a bad diagnosis from my psychiatrist / therapist combo at the doctor. I've been living with thoughts of suicide for around five years, constantly. I've been trying to get a diagnosis and Monday I got it, something called borderline personality disorder. I've been reading a lot about it and I have no doubts that it's an accurate diagnosis. I thought once I got diagnosed I could begin treatment, but there's no pill for BPD. It's not something you can medicate. I take a lot of xanax and antidepressents, not to mention antipsychotics.
Things look pretty bleak. 2 of 5 people who have BPD kill themselves.
I don't have any questions or anything, this is the first time I've told anyone about it. I figured I could try it out. I don't know what I'm going to do.
Is Alice some sort of Anime character or something? Or based on one?
>>711985186
Is knight okay? :(
This is definitely a trap.
>>711986230
yup, definitely a cunt
>>711981869
These threads are fascinating... the live pics with the paper plate face still unhinge me a little
Alice is rip?
>>711981869
Spread your ass OP
>>711985868
Then don't try to be like that. That kind of pure love is hard to replicate, but you can learn from it. Take it into yourself. Be a little better to the people around you, no matter how hard it is.
>>711986263
Alice is a biological female. Trust me. We've talked about how I...am not
>>711985790
H-how about because I've doxxed myself t-twice in my long career here, and I d-don't feel the need to do it a third time?
>>711985798
And g-go to work <4
>>711985797
L-like I said, I don't like attention. S-sorry <4
And I lost count years ago, fly.
>>711985806
People h-have all kinds of reasons they do things; does a car feel pleasure getting hit by a car to save her daughter?
Kinship selection is a pretty compelling case against your argument that everyone is purely motivated by pleasure.
>>711985913
W-when you can complete a medium to large project, end to end.
>>711981869
Do you do private one on one sessions? Over skype or something obviously.
>>711985877
Guy, find a therapist. Don't turn to strange children on boards as your saviors cause you think a beautiful women will save you like in stories. Find someone trained to help you save yourself.
>>711985702
Please give us a curtsy before you go. It will help treat my depression.
>>711981869
Don't know if you remember but i once flooded your chat like 6 months ago because you wouldn't answer my question.
>>711986459
Santa daddy I want a 16 inch horse dildo <3
alice is a trap as long as she doesnt prove otherwise. its as simple as that.
>>711981869
Ah, Alice, you went a little too far off the rails, huh? Well at least you're still alive. Happy and healthy.
>>711986459
GIVE ME THE POWER TO DEFEAT HE-MAN YOU FAT OLD MAN MYAAAAAAH
>>711985934
G-good for you!
>>711985977
W-why can't I? Says w-who?
I'm not saccharine dear; I've proven my sweetness. But it ain't sugar; it's stevia, the kind that lingers in your mouth a little longer than usual....
>>711986017
Aren't w-we already friends?
>>711986077
S-sorry, I just stutter, n-not autistically <4
>>711986230
N-nope!
>>711986330
G-good! I was g-going for that!
aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>711986459
I want a washer and a drier in my fucking kitchen
>>711986538
And who gives a shit? You people are pathetically obsessed
>>711986459
I'm not delusional I know nothing here can "save me" I just wanted to vent more than anything. I don't really like the idea of going to the doctor and explaining to them how mental I am it seems so embarassing
>>711986601
>>711986601
Maybe you could check it tonight? :)
>>711986191
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes* There is n-no cure for any mental illness, b-but BPD c-can be worked with and lived with with therapy s-such as BPD, and t-the medications you are already on.
Don't lose hope, Anonymous.
>>711986156
There ARE many other factors, but if you're claiming that you can have the degree of passion you do without some form of definitional pleasure, you're being ridiculous. Also you are literally pushing away the issue by saying the mechanism is more complex then that, but you still haven't proven your case that dopamine isn't if not necessary, then IMPORTANT to motivation, and thus associated with pleasure. Also even including the selfish gene that's not true altruism because you receive benefit from it. This more goes down to semantics and philosophy but by the very nature that you have to want to do things to do things, otherwise you wouldn't do them, by the fact you are doing the thing you want you ergo benefit from it. Altruism is a logical paradox more than a genetic mechanism.
Regardless, you do take some pride or pleasure doing it otherwise you wouldn't. Can you come up with a satisfactory alternative hypothesis for interpreting your behavior? Or will you obfuscate it further by showing off more pedantic trivia?
You're unreliable as always
I'll have to ask someone else
>>711986459
I WANT PICTURES. PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN.
>>711986418
Thank you is it the same for being employable Alice? after the medium to large project
>>711981869
Thanks, Alice for this relaxing thread!
It’s a nice brake from all my schoolwork and melancholy.
>>711986191
I'm not Alice, but I was once in a similar situation to you
My (now) best friend both suffer from a similar thing, basically just increased rate of suicide amongst the entire population that has it. Naturally, we were both scared, depressed, and all around unhappy. Things, like you said, looked bleak. So we made a pact, through thick and thin, we will persevere, if only for the other. That means no suicide, ever. Doesn't matter the circumstances, etc. etc. it's just off the table
You don't need a friend to make this "pact" with (although I'd happy to stay in touch if you want to) but it still will help to make a final decision, here and now. You are going to be fine eventually, it's just a matter of getting to the happiness.
Someone earlier in the thread said this, and it's true for a lot of people in your situation: "through adversity I rise"
>>711986601
YOU CANT STUTTER IN TEXT REEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP STOOOOOP IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF IF YOU DONT STOP, YOU CANT LET THAT HAPPEN CAN YOU? YOU ARE NICE YOU DONT WANT ME TO DIE STOOOOOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE EVERYTHING THATS HOLY.
I took vacation for the remaining work days of the week of thanksgiving so I'm looking at a 9 day weekend right now. I don't know what to do for those 9 days though. Give me some ideas Alice
>>711986794
<Yes this is spiderman.
>>711986384
i wasn't saying i would try to be like that, rather that trying to attain something like that fantasy is a juvenile response that i nonetheless struggle with as its much easier than trying to face the realities of human relationships
>>711986418
See THAT is a valid reason! As you'll see from the email you will have far more ammunition against me than I against you, but regardless, I'm just a stranger and you hardly need my approval.
>>711986601
We are friends, yep!
>>711986418
wwhat should i do
>>711986642
i just told you how the people who think shes a trap think dickwad.
>>711986434
I am available via:
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
email: [email protected]
>>711986508
I d-don't remember people w-who attack me as a rule <4
>>711986557
D-did I?
>>711986606
H-have you seen a doctor?
>>711986662
....it's also exactly what you need to do.
>>711986872
Fuck out our thread bitch
>>711986731
I'd argue that OCD and various anxiety disorders can be effectively "cured" in the sense that the symptoms go away permanently with no threat of resurfacing. It really depends on if you distinguish between an illness and a disorder.
>>711986968
>oh boi her we go again
>>711981869
lmao i have that exact same maid outfit, but mine is kinda too tight :(
>>711986968
Alice, can you give me a nickname? So you can remember me when we talk next time? :)
>>711986601
Yeah, I actually told my coworker this, and she was like "You can sew, right?" a few days later. Turns out she tore her favorite sweatshirt and wanted me to mend it.
So I did.
>>711986896
Humans are broken by our nature. We're fighting our primal nature while trying to be better than we are.
Perfect love is a fantasy. That I won't deny. But I do believe we can keep being better every day.
>>711987155
Nope you need to know of our love for you
>professional
i had 2 strokes earlier this year im 25 and prescribed
-bupropion xl 30mg
-metoprolol er succinate 25 mg
-escitalopra 320mg
-atarvastarin 40 mg
-alprozium 1mg
zolpidem 10 mg
i fall off insurance on my birthday 11/22 how fucked am i?
>>711986968
check your steam~
>>711987192
kek
>>711986601
linear algebra anon here
I was in a slump procrastinating but seeing your thread cheered me up
now that I have motivation I'm going to give it my best!
Thank you for your love alice! ignore all the other anons making fun of you. you definitely helped me out today.
I'll never forget you alice. keep up the good work
Can you show feminine penis
>>711986968
>>711986606
Yeah, aparently Guided Self Help is the best thing to refer someone to, even if they no longer have the motivation for even basic things
>>711987271
kek'd
>>711986748
S-sorry, your assertions are simply false.
Simply because something may be the dominating factor in most people does not make it the dominating factor in all, and the fact it is the dominating factor does not mean that the other factors can be discounted.
What you are proposing simply isn't very good science; I don't fit your world view, so instead of changing your theory, you assert what I am is wrong.
Furthermore, I am not my genes; they benefit at my expense. That's still altruism, but you go ahead; game theory neatly explains altruism, but sure, it is a "logical paradox". To those who don't understand logic.
There is more in heaven and earth than dreamt of in your philosophy, Anonymous. And you are free to believe it.
Just don't impose such unscientific beliefs on me; if the theory doesn't fit the data, the theory as wrong. And everything I am is a testimate to your theory being wrong.
>>711986968
Also, license curmudgeon: I assume you have some sort of separate practice or job. What do you specialize in? I'm guessing adolescent/young adult given the age range on here but maybe you mix it up a bit.
Personally I want to work with adolescents but I find the idea of working with their PARENTS discouraging. Nothing sucks the wind out of my sails more than a client that is more than willing to work with parents that refuse to. If you work with that age range, does that bother you? Do you have any strategies you utilize to motivate parents? I assume it's easier given your likely credentials.
>>711987233
get your shit together
>(OP)
>>711986968
>D-did I?
Yes.
>>711987321
nice get 321
>>711986968
I know it's what I should do but I just can't bring myself to do it. All they will do is probably give me some dumb pills I wont take as the idea of taking anti-depressants kind of worries me
It's too hard to talk to people face to face about this stuff, even with people I know it can be very very hard. Even now just thinking about how much of my life I've lost to these dumb feelings really upsets me and I'm only writing it down
>>711986968
Ahh, that final response. The typical 'serious' answer from a archetype.
Is it so unreasonable that I don't want to believe in a stereotype despite the fact that I know you're a real person with their own wants and hopes and dreams, who just wants to help others?
...this self indulgent shit is getting depressing. Just two more then I'm done.
>>711986662
Not something to be embarrassed about. You'd be fixing your problems instead of letting them fester. Don't bottle this shit up. You shouldn't have to live life hating yourself. Find someone safe and trained to deal with your demons. Otherwise you could change into something you never wanted to be and convince yourself it's the only way.
>alice in 5 years
>>711987478
>>711987494
so true
>>711986795
C-correct!
>>711986799
G-glad to help!
>>711986857
I'm d-doing it, look!
>>711986863
W-what are your skills? <4
>>711986902
I've g-given that reason more than once, dear <4
>>711986926
G-go to a doctor.
>>711987048
I'd d-disagree; people learn to treat themselves. That's still not a cure.
>>711987126
And m-mine is loose!
>>711987233
Email me, I'll check.
>>711987267
G-go for the A+ dear!
>>711987316
T-therapy isn't guided self help.
>>711987380
T-the rails always just held me back anyway <4
>>711985707
Bump
>>711987534
op is male
real girls dont have long gangly arms
>>711981869
h-hello Alice3D
my GF left me a month ago by citing a couple of truths about me that were incompatible with her. It broke my heart and my self-worth is very low. Recently she has tried getting back with me saying she didn't mean any of it.
But in my feelings the damage is done, and I know if I get back with her I would have the pressure to fix all these things by myself, all at once, as quickly as possible, to satisfy her. So I refused.
Now she is heartbroken too and thinks I'm the one who left her. In short, I have become the bad guy in this story.
Sure the things she didn't like about me are there, and they were told in a factual manner. There was no big argument, just a list of things. She's not perfect either, but I have refrained playing the comparison game. It's not about who is worse - not a competition.
I just want to get over this situation and I don't know towards whom to turn. Most of our friends are mutual so it's difficult to talk about these things - I'm the guy, she's the girl so I fear people will take her side.
What do.
Thanks for all the threads.
Much love.
>>711987583
>>711987321
Alice as a person of science you must understand that the universe by definition is deterministic. YOU don't decide anything. You are a fleshy robot that's pre-programmed according to your genes and experiences. Your decisions, all of them, are a reaction to that. And you have delusions of grandeur if you believe you are immune to the same mechanisms that drive all of humanity.
You do because you want to, therefore, you can not be altruistic.
al·tru·ism
ˈaltro͞oˌizəm/Submit
noun
the belief in or practice of disinterested and selfless concern for the well-being of others.
By definition it can't be entirely selfless because you did it because you wanted. Can you honestly say that anything is genuinely selfless, absent from self, when by definition it was a decision that you CHOSE to make. A decision that was calculated via your genes and experiences. Or perhaps you are arguing for the soul?
>>711987583
>T-the rails always just held me back anyway <4
Seek psycho therapy.
>>711981869
I miss Reimu.
>>711987583
>>711987316
That's what I was referred for by a therapist, I'm not suicidal so I obviously don't matter...
>>711987681
>loli spam is supposed to scare people away
lmao
>>711987755
>>711987583
loose is more comfortable to wear
>>711987671
Just move on and find a rebound girl. Ask Alice out.
>>711987155
A-a-anon... I-I-I t-t-think I-I l-love y-y-you-u-u
>>711987783
>nope
>>711987462
It's been so long I've felt like this it probably is the only way. I genuinely don't feel anything with unfuck me, I bet if loads of great things dropped into my lap right now I'd find a way to fuck it up
I think I might just end it all next year before I'm 30 I feel like that's the definitive point of no return
>>711987830
>>711987583
If you did then I apologize I must have forgotten. I'd still argue that saying "I have a Ph.D. in Clinical Psychology from Rice" makes you almost impossible to Doxx, but then again I'm not the sort of person that would be capable of doing that, and you HAVE been through it twice. Regardless, you not even saying that yes, you have a Ph.D., when it's literally a requirement, would be bordering on paranoia if that is your ONLY reason.
Cure: Depends on your definition of cure. If the disease is no longer present would you not call it cured? If a disease can not be cured, is it really a disease?
>>711987583
skype please i love you
>>711981869
>>711987807
they are just ordinary maids
>>711987727
Jeez, Anonymous, it's only been two days.
>>711987583
If you dont want to invite me to the chat just say so~
>>711987583
I don't even know... I've been wasting my time playing vidya and being a lazy person. Maybe I should learn to play an instrument?
>>711987709
s'that her? man... wtf is she doing on here?
>>711987876
This is what's between OP's legs.
>>711987974
>>711982807
I must say, Alice, your tea pouring skills are very impressive! I can barely keep it in the cup most of the time...
>>711987671
>>711987823
Alice is wife-material. I would n-never dare ask her out only for a rebound.
>>711987344
Parents are absolutely awful; t-they almost always have such terrible pop psychology in t-their heads, they do m-more harm than good.
Look, here's what I've learned over years of effort: life style changes are right out. Anything that requires someone to change their life style, hah! You have to plan for their life style, given them tools they can use inside it to break out, and slowly help them out of the cycles they get stuck in.
Parents usually don't have the time (or don't think they have the time) to do things, to put in the effort. Spoon feed them; get your foot in the door. Learn their schedules, learn who they are, how they professionally act, etc etc.
Then carefully tailor what you want them to do so they can slowly add pieces to their schedule.
But at the end of the day, if they don't want to do it....they won't. And sometimes you have to walk away, no matter how hard it hurts.
You can't let the job kill you. At the end of the day, it has to be that: a job. Something you can walk away from, go home, take a shower, and forget about for a while.
You can't save everyone, Master Anonymous. But sometimes, just sometimes, if everything lines up, you can help them save themselves.
Anyone died on you yet?
>>711987974
Hot
>>711987938
That's true. I still miss you though.
yeee bitches limit img reached
>>711988027
>>711981869
I just spent five minutes typing out a recipe for a mixed tea drink for you, and finished right before the thread was going to 404.
I hate life.
>>711987681
...quantum mechanics cares to disagree, d-dear.
>>711983261
wats does the sign say? can't make it out clearly
>>711987974
Well said
Just made a completely rancid shitpost on /pol/ so I'm feeling good.
So this is basically roleplaying while trying to have an open ear for some people.
Do you enjoy acting different from your usual self, or rather do you enjoy helping people?
Please curtsy, Alice.
>>711981869
I lost all my friends, i found out all i've done was because of a mental illness that i am now treating... i feel so alone. Life is so unfair sometimes...
N-new thread!
>>711988227
>>711987974
This is really OP? Holy shit.......
>>711988229
A FUCKING LEAF
>>711988288
N-no.
>>711987192
yeah, true
it's just hard when you're lonely
that's all
>>711987876
At least be mad at the world instead of yourself for a time. That might help you hold on a bit.
If you ever decide to clock out... give therapy a shot for a few weeks. Suicide can wait a month or so.
>>711987974
Who cares? He's a nice person
>>711987583
What's your opinion on suicide, is there ever a just cause for it?
And what is your opinion on paedophilia? What causes it and is it excusable under any circumstances?
Hey so recently I've kinda been a downer for a few years now but I'm going through a particularly rough time. I kinda realized that nearly all the friends I had really only liked me because I was the funny one and couldn't give a shit otherwise. Before that I really kinda felt life was worthless aside from making friends with close relationships. After having an existential crisis of sorts my brain has kinda gone to shit. It's been worst the last 3 weeks and every day is just an eight hour grind at school then I go home and lay in bed just to pass the time. I haven't been interested in girls or anything for months and just don't care about anything. I have no emotional response to pretty much anything aside from the occasional loneliness. I just go about being there. I'm kinda an introvert and just can't talk to people without being incredibly anxious. Nothing makes me happy or gives me pleasure anymore. I don't find any emotion anymore. This election hasn't done anything, doing literally anything hasn't done anything. I work out for the simple fact that I have to do something productive rather than laying in bed but I still feel like shit. I just don't feel anything at this point and I feel like I'm in a never ending loop of feeling empty and bored to shit. I've become so desperate for some type of stimulation I've start e carving my legs. All I do during school is fantasize about death and think what was the point of me ever existing.
>>711988056
>wife-material
She posts for the attention of fuck ups and neck beards on /b/
NO no... you know what? you deserve marriage for that line of thought. Have fun, guy.
>>711988396
Why would I be mad at the world when it's my own fault I ruined my life?
>>711988278
Again, n-new thread!
>>711988227
>>711988288
Yeah. Op hasn't a 10/10 penis but is too shy to show everyone.
>>711988057
I'm not CERTAIN if they did, but one guy I was responsible for at MHMR I'm fairly certain got stolen away by kids he literally had never met, while having schizophrenia and alzheimers, and they literally moved him before APS could do a welfare check and they missed one of his injection appointments. I've since moved to another job but I'm afraid he fell through the cracks. I've been told they need him alive to keep stealing his social security though.
Also I appreciate it but I'm probably as sociopathic as you claim to be if not more so. I'm very motivated by people that are willing to work, but could give less of a shit about people that don't. Wasting my and their time. No one's died on me yet so maybe that's premature. Main thing is that I don't feel "hurt", I feel angry (which yes is a secondary emotion for being upset i.e. hurt by bear with my denial for a moment), because here's an actual legitimate child, who is suffering, who wants help and to feel better, and the people that are responsible for raising them are being selfish for whatever god danged reason they can throw. It doesn't make me cry for the kid, if that makes sense, it makes me want to punch the parents. Probably a function of countertransference I'm sure, but selfish parents really grind my gears.
Thanks for the advice though.
Seriously though we should talk shop. I like your fire, and you do SEEM experienced. Maybe you can keep me from killing someone eh?
>>711988140
Oh come now, the random wobblings of probability strings doesn't qualify as free will. At BEST that counts as "random" which is another word for arbitrary, which if anything proves my point even further. Also you called my dear. Admit it, I'm growing on you.
>>711988506
move to the other thread so i can keep lecturing you on making a positive choice, guy.
Hey Alice, havn't heard from you for a month or two in email. good to see one of your threads. Hope all is well
