YLYL
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YLYL
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>>711981614
This isn't ylyl this it cringe
>>711982006
XD
when you read this,
your mom will die in her sleep
>>711981614
>
ill post a bit
>>711982308
No, you filthy jew
>>711982308
fag, of course she wont
I got only the best for mah bros.
Go ahead, save it friends.
>>711983441
lost
>>711983564
Can you pls stop with this shit already
Everyone on fucking /b/. All the fucking time. It ain't funny. It ain't anything. I am so fucking mad about this shit by now, you can't even imagine. Why the fuck do you keep up this effort to troll up all the time? It is just SO MUCH BULLSHIT
If I ever find someone in real life who replies to this shit as part of a mass reply I will fucking make him or her feel pain
>>711984022
>>711985023
IM NOT FALLING FOR THIS AGAIN
>>711984022
We need to raid their board anon I am sick of this shit also. They have /a/ and when I see this shit I am gonna start dumping my worst rekt gore in their thread
>>711985023
Wowowowow
>>711985156
>>711982676
But y does grandma have grandson in phone as grandma
>>711983564
-_-
>>711985255
PENIS
>>711985255
board looks pretty fucked.
THIS IS A YLYL THREAD!!!
AND I'M NOT LAUGHING!!!!!
>>711985255
Oh hell no I don't want that to die.
>>711985319
part of the joke i guess
ATTENTION ALL BANANAFAGS!!! Shitpost with the best of them with the new banana image pack! Over 1,820 variations of that really, really, really funny banana: http://www dot mediafire dot com slash download slash f7mht0z8j0qx7oo slash banana.zip
And as always, thanks for joining us tonight!
>>711985255
>>711983179
Your mom knows exactly what a dick looks like.
>>711985465
you and a loved one will stop breathing in your sleep tonight if you don't reply to my comment with "i'll never shitpost this cancer again sir". fucking faggot
>>711985606
>>711985255
CALL THE AMBER LAMPS
>>711983564
all niggers must ded
>>711985695
You promise nigger?
Washington girls
>>711985893
Sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FbMECdDOcw
lol
>>711983564
Zimbabwe
Okay fags, it's time to talk business. The market doesn't lie. People want banana, and they want banana now. Statistics show that banana is on a steady increase across the board, and I plan on riding this gravy train to the last stop. The time is now to invest in banana. No hesitation, no pussyfooting around the issue. It's time to put our trust in banana!
>>711982206
Surprised you haven't been banned
>>711984964
all niggers must ded
>>711985709
Wearing an ICP hat
>>711985023
all niggers must ded
>>711985255
>>711985023
Damn it!
>>711983564
Ass hole
>>711985965
Banana is my president
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>711985255
Holy shit, not taking any chances
>>711985351
Oh fuck
>>711985143
oh god, i need to try now
>>711985023
wow
>>711985465
Niggers on my lawn
>>711983564
lel
>>711986042
nice thumbnail faggot
For every banana posted I'm starting a ylyl thread
>>711985571
gas the kikes
>>711985255
Ok now that's fucked up.
>>711985255
black people
>>711986212
Copied shrek is love shrek is life
>>711985381
FUCK OFF
>>711986450
>For every banana posted I'm getting madder and madder
fixed that for you
>>711985465
FUCK THIS THREAD!!
>>711986471
I don't get the banana shit honestly. It changes nothing. If just let them be they wouldn't post so many ylyl threads. Your making it worse honestly
>>711984878
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>711986604
I'll just start em and abandon them let you fags spends hours posting bananas on it. It's awsome keep em coming time for new ylyl
>>711985351
Faggot
fackkkkk>>711985023
>>711985023
Fuck u
>>711985255
I hate you
This thread is shit
>>711985381
You're a faggot and your dad fucks you
>>711985351
too many replies kek
>>711983324
Underrated Post
>>711986800
good luck with that champ
>>711985351
ayy
>>711985023
I can still see the titties so KYS you lonely stupid nigger
>>711983564
yeh
>>711986954
Already asked for extra bananas
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>>711985164
I'll slit your throat while I rape your asshole, nigger
>>711983488
>>711985351
Tits
>>711987119
>>711987338
You know what you fat fucking loser, I'm tired of your shit. Day in and day out wasting space in your moms basement, your face and fat fucking neckbeard covered in Cheetos crumbs, the floor littered by empty Mt Dew bottles your mom stopped picking up long ago because she has given up on you. The dark room only partially lit up by the computer and monitor casting your fat shadow against the back wall, you load up 4chan giggling to yourself making your fat hairy neckbeard jiggle, dropping Cheetos crumbs all over yourself and the floor which you promptly pick off your shirt put into your greasy face. you know exactly what you are going to do to "troll" other users again its the only form of enertainment you know, You find a ylyl thread and load up your epic banana pic, laughing harder now making your man tits bounce around pushing the limits of your computer chairs weight limits, and start to fill out the captcha. No I take that back you dont fill out the captcha because you are on this site so much you paid to not fill out the captcha because it was to much work, and as you post your obviously not fucking funny banana meme you sit there and wait for "it" and you know exactly what "it" I am talking about, don't you. The only fucking response to your shitty fucking meme "i really, really like this pic" by another fellow neckbearded basement dwelling faggot contributing to the cancer. Well I have had enough, but I dont want you to leave I want you to go fucking kill yourself and stream it, I want to watch the life fade from your eyes so I can actually lose to this ylyl.
>>711987468
Hit the new one with great banana memes
>>711985255
shet
>>711987539
>>711985255
Don't even joke about that mother fucker.
>>711985351
wow. my pets? come on man.
>>711985255
I aint risking shit
>>711985143
How dont you? There was even a south park episode deticated to that idea alone
>>711984244
Wtf? We're the habbo raids back in 2006? Guess I'm an oldfag.
>>711986106
>>711986152
>>711986770
>>711986954
>>711987031
>>711987132
>>711987235
>>711987338
>>711987636
>>711987782
>>711987847
>>711987944
>>711988028
Doesn't look like anything to me
Banana whispered into ylyl's ear "I'm going to tie you up and fuck you"
"Gasp!" Thought ylyl "he's going to tie me up and fuck me"
Ylyl breathed heavily as the smell of sweat and potassium was strong
Banana duck taped ylyl's hands and his pussy was as wet as the time he had spilled mtn dew
Banana stuck his hard cock in ylyl
Ylyl let out a moan, muffled by the cotton balls shoved in his mouth Banana had made his niggers pick the cotton a day before
"I really, really like your cock" said ylyl, now farting uncontrollably "Thanks for joining us tonight," panted banana in response
>>711983564
kill yourself
>>711985164
Fuck you
>>711985351
Nope
test
>>711981614
How did he take the picture if he used both his hands for the trick wtf
>>711985255
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
one of my favorites
How to ruin a thread
1. Post 'reply to this or your mother will die' meme
2. samefag the shit out of it until other anons jump on the bandwagon
>>711982308
Jokes on you, when my mom dies I will inherit a shit ton of money 1.2 million dollars to be precisely
>>711985255
reply D:
>>711984964
Fuckhead.
Behold! Before you, a bizarre banana, besmirched as autistic banter by many a basement-dwelling bachelor. This banana, no mere benign tumor, is a beacon of the noble boycott of bygone humor on this board. Indeed, this brilliant barrage of potassium stands bravely as objection to the barbaric bondage of boring jokes and bad memes. Brought fourth by John, Bill, and Lori, this beacon will mobilize our brotherhood to band together behind the banana, bringing forth a better board culture, based around bolstering this funny image. I boldly come here to broadcast this banana, and some may believe me to be a buffoon, but it's my best honor to meet you and you may call me /b/.
>>711982371
I THINK you're cancer
>>711985351
fuck
>>711987132
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COME ONE COME ALL STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS AND GET YOUR DAILY DOSE OF CANCER
>>711984244
>Trump
The rarest of Pepes
>>711989794
I like to think this is how it would be if they did a show where Walter had to sell the meth and vice versa
>>711985351
Yes, replying saves me from this.
Also, dying in your sleep is quite a nice way to die, no? Date is never specified.
>>711985617
>>711983564
Can I become a mom so I can die already?
>>711983564
cuck
>>711985143
LIFEHACKS
>>711985023
Deadly tatas
>>711985164
Why am I still opening these
>>711985255
You mouther fucker
>>711985023
fuck
>>711985255
dang
>>711985351
omg
>>711985407
ommmmgggg
>>711985023
Good
>>711985351
nognig
>>711983564
fuck off these aren't funny faggot
>>711988743
>25 likes
LOL
>>711986331
>>711983564
-.-
>>711985255
Kys fag
>>711985164
don't know why i was expecting anything else
>>711985255
>>711985164
>>711985351
these aren't funny, fuck off
>>711985023
jew
>>711985407
>>711985407
>>711985386
this board is fucked if this is what people think is funny
>>711983052
So many hilarious expressions. And his rekt ass jaw.
>>711985571
>>711985617
fuck off
>>711985290
THE BEAST
>>711983324
always gets me
>>711985255
oh shit, one I care about
>>711982676
>When people thought these were real in like 2012
Top kek
>>711985164
You gay
>>711985255
Now that's scary
>>711983564
fuck you
>>711984964
fucking hell
>>711983564
WTF HOW
>>711985023
nice
>>711985164
fuk
>>711983564
STOP
>>711982676
Did the grandma and the kid switch phones, or are you a faggot?
>>711985255
pls save us
>>711985255
NO GOD
>>711988743
this isnt a rape victim -_-
>>711983324
>>711985351
Why
>>711985407
NSIODG
>>711983564
Bulgaria
>>711992311
So the entire ecosystem would collapse
>>711985255
(You)
>>711983564
>>711981614
Lol
>>711992086
beaker got me
>>711985164
c x
>>711985255
kys
>>711981614
https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/for-i-am-not-a-sheep go ahead and laugh at my bad music, im just looking for advice or feedback thank you /b/ https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/yung-nigga
>>711985255
Literally the only time I'd reply to this kind of shitpost. I can't risk it.
>>711983564
damn u
>>711985023
>>711982371
kill yourself
>>711985255
Usually I wouldn't but my computer gets stuck in sleep mode so just to be safe
>>711988297
Lost
>>711984022
>>>711983564
>Can you pls stop with this shit already
>Everyone on fucking /b/. All the fucking time. It ain't funny. It ain't anything. I am so fucking mad about this shit by now, you can't even imagine. Why the fuck do you keep up this effort to troll up all the time? It is just SO MUCH BULLSHIT
>If I ever find someone in real life who replies to this shit as part of a mass reply I will fucking make him or her feel pain
THIS MAKE ME CUM
>>711985164
>>711985255
No6.
>>711985351
Fuck u
>>711984989
wrong time
>>711985255
oks
>>711993936
Imagine that thing having a piss
>>711983564
U need to catch cancer and die already
>>711994189
Then why encourage him?
>>711994189
you are the cancer for replying to it, idiot
>tfw my mom died 6 years ago and I dont have to worry about the replying bullshit
