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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:

EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my /b/rethren
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Are you fucking retarded or autistic?
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>>711978533
Nah youre just a newfag.
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Rolling for painful death
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Rolling
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>>711978683
Reroll for bullshit
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Rolling cuz why tf not
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Grant me fucking money baybayy!!!
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>>711977103
I fear nothing and want nothing
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>>711978966
Kek rip
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>>711978966
rip
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>>711977103
why the fuck not
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tryna die
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I enjoy living dangerously
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Roll
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>>711977103
rolling
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>>711977103
C'mon lucky sixes
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>>711977103
nothing to lose boys
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My life means nothing without her, rolling for painful death
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66 get
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>>711977103
please give me 66
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Rollerino
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ROLL, IF GET WILL UPD8
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dsbgfdsbf
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Rollin
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whats up
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egrehtrhtrewh
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>>711977103
I rolled 66 in your idiotic thread yesterday, and I have not died a horrible and painful death as I was promised.
I warned you what would happen if you did not follow through. Expect repercussions.
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roll ???
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lol
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Roll
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Rollo
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Ready to roll
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I pray for death.
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roll
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>>711977103
Hit me with that death
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roll
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Ayy lmao
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fuck it nothing to lose
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Old food stamps
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roooool
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>>711978966
kekd so hard
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66 pls
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>>711979695
Kek!
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roll
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>>711979830
re-roll
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>>711977103
roll even though this is gay
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66
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>>711977103

That's how life goes
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>>711979927
Re-rolling a re-roll
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Roll
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Rollerino
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roll
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It only pleases me to please my Lord, Lucifer.
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so full of shit we will need helicopters to stay above it
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>>711978966
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>>711978966
Lmaooo
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Kill me pls
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rollin
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>>711977103
Roll em
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hello I am in need money for cancer treatments polease mr magic man
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Kill me faggot
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Fuck it, rollin
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>>711978966
Rip my nigger
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Gibbe
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>>711977103
DO IT
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>>711980485
>rolling in a cancer thread
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>>711977103
66 plss
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Roll
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>>711977103
rlllplin
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Soo i guess im dead at around this time tmmrw?
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>>711980657
reroll
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Kill me
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Rollin
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>>711980698
Not today gay boy
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Make me rich
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>>711980697
REROLL KILL ME
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ROROROROROOOOOLLLLL
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>>711980744
Im not a gay boy youre a gay boy
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>>711980744
Whatever nerd I'll do it myself
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gimme
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>>711977103
Hope it's me.
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Practicing the nigger arts
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>>711980688
>>711978966
Im fucked.
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>>711977103
Rell
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>>711980877
wINRAR
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>>711980877
Fuck damn shit ass. re roll.
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ill take the chance
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almolst
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i'm ritch bich
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Rawlin
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>>711977103
Alright you piece of shit, bring it on...
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>>711980877
AW SHIT
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>>711977103
no 77 lel
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Roll
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lol good try le /b/ros, but im takin those fat stacks
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>>711980926
No asshole I wanted to die.
>>711980931
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>>711980966
Ded
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>>711977103
ever try white magic?
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>>711980966
HO
Youre dead, kiddo
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rell
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roll
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>>711980966
your wish is my command
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>>711980877
OH SHIT BOI
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>>711980966
F
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>>711980966
OH SHIT
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>>711980966
what the fuck no
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risking it for the biscuit
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You're on the spectrum aren't you?
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GIMME DAT PAINFUL DEATH OH BOY
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>>711977103
FUCK YOU FAGGOT I WILL SHOVE MY COCK UP YOUR ASS THRUSTING IT REPEATEDLY

STOP MAKING THESE THREADS YOU FAGGOT FUCK
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need that d0sh
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Lets keep rolling
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You can only curse me if you livestream it
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>>711977103
>black magic
That type of magic doesn't work, it only commits crime. Educate yourself and learn some white magic.
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>>711980966
i'll miss you
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>>711981065
fuck so close
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come at me bitch
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rolling
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Rolling, willing to take the risk
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>>711981069
Yep
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>>711981165
OMG I NEED TO DIE
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>>711981172
MONEYYY
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This is a win, win situation
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Why not
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just gotta keep rolling and hope to win
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rollin
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Rolling again
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>>711977103
Time for moolah
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>>711977103

rolling for great wealth 777
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LEL
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>>711981222
I need you to die
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Let's do it
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>>711981285
ROLLING
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>>711977103
I dont want money, I want anal cancer for op.
>77 get
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rollin rollin rollin $$$
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Woot painful.death
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Rolling for fortune
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Roll
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and it keeps on coming
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>>711981325
wtf
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77 come onnnnn money
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66 please
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77 or 66
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rollin for cash im dyin over here
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>>711977103
yo yo yo OP wat up
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Dubs and op is a faggot
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>>711980877
>>711980931
>>711981014
I guess with the money I can afford my own funeral and kill myself painfully. Fucking shit.
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Ive rolled numerous 52's and won countless bobs. Lord grant me a 77.
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>>711981327
I want anal cancer for this poster
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1/50 chance of getting 77 or 66
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Rolling hoping for death
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come on 77
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Rollcifer
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and they keep on cummin
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>>711981466
F
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>>711981466
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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lets do dis
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>>711981466
Another dead nigger
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One more time rollcifer
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Don't make me gruesomely kill myself, I'd like it to happen naturally
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>>711981439
Now it's on you faggotron, I'll roll again for op
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>>711977103
Can you switch the money with a nice girlfriend if I get 77? That would be much better for me, mr. black mage.
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roll
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>>711981476
>>711981376
i rolled 76 twice in a row, magic is not in my favor
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Roll
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>>711981574
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>>711981476
So close
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>>711981466
>>711977103
I DONT WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE
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awe not fair i wanna die
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Fuck...
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>>711981561
Roll again for anon
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Fuck bitch that's a win win
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Easy moneyyyy
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>>711978533
Both
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>>711981574
Againnn
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Give me the FUCKING PAINFUL DEATH
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lel lets see if i die
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Bring on the dollar dubs
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make me rich, cunt
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and it keeps on kummin
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>>711977103
I am jesus
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Please
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I'm poor enough to try
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roll
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this post ends in 8
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im wishing for death
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>>711981777
boi
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Death or Munny
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Fuck this....
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>>711981777
Does this count since it's trips?
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>>711981699
One of has to lose this game, good luck comrade
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>>711981777
aaaaAAAWWWW YEAAAAAAAA
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roll
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PLS
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Roll
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re-rolling because i dont wanna die nigger
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let's try
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>>711981838
It will be you, scrub
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>>711981837
it should. only requitements are "ending in 77" so it should
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(Rolling for wealth and money)
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One..more..time?
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What's the worst that could happen
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yeboi
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It's a Fucking win win
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Either one's good enough for me
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>>711977103
Let's make a deal.
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Rolling for fame and glory
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>>711977103
Member
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I have nothing to lose!
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Again
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Won mo
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>>711982021
Rerollerino
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77 get
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rolling for 66
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fair enough, rollin
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>>711977103
No. It would take too long to roll those.
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gib da mon3y b0$$
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Rell
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>>711977103
Meme
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>>711982164
Close call
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>>711982126
I'll just kill myself if I don't get one soon
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>>711982168
Re roll
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#
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>>711977103
Can't wait to post in 30 days to notify everyone that i'm not dead and still piss poor.
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Sherm funds
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>>711982204
Please do
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>>711981955
77 get
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>>711977103
I should be getting tens of thousands of missed out dollars from Social Security here in the next few months, so it doesn't matter
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>>711982307
Please do that
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Fug
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Roll
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>>711982307
You don't believe in dark magic?
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>>711977103
Whatever happened to that guy in OP's pic who botched his suicide.
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>>711982349
Try agin, scrub
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Go
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Well then
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Rollerino
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>>711977103
Pee Pee Poo Poo
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>>711982466
Goodbye ol' friend
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>>711982466
DEATH TO ANON
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>>711977103
>PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
>I have been roleplaying on /b/ for 13 years. I have been very successful at getting retards to reply to my bullshit and trolling. With that being said,
>Lets be a faggot once more.
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wheres the downside?
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RISK HAS NO MEANING TO ME
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>>711982466
Kek
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>>711982466
thanks for taking the hit bozo. This next one is for op
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>>711982334
No u fggt
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66 get
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Annnnanidgsjsjshjakal mullah
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>>711977103
im okay with either roll
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If dubs op is fur fag
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End my sorrows brether
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>>711982466
Two in a row?
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>>711982744
Trying again
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So it's a win win situation right?
Roll
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Goin to the casino but fucked a hooker raw yesterday. Tell me ma prize op
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>>711982655
so close to the sweet release of death
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I want to be rich
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Roll
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Allahu Akhbar!
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Fucking hell reroll
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>>711982830
You can take my 66
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Roll
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>>711982888
Nice trips
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Rell
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Troll
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>>711977103
Shrek is risen, praise kek. Donald Trump is King!
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>>711977103
Are you that boi
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Vamo a rodar
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Mexican roll (add 5 to roll)
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bring me my gold
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>>711977103

I'm shitposting
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kek
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OP, you probably haven't even been alive for 13 years. Still, I'm going to roll.
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>>711983110
German roll (subtract 3 from roll)
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>>711977103

Rollin' for 66
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>>711983189
Swiss roll (multiply last two numbers by 2)
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can i please just die
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magic isn't real
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>>711977103
Yo ok imma play
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Rawls.
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>>711983255
Op is a faggot roll (always a 77 regardless of roll)
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Roll
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roll
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get paid pupper
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>>711983366
Fuck.
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>>711983366
Nice
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>>711983367
Kek
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777777777
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>>711983367
Hey look I won
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77 get
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Why not
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77 get
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Rolll
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Cant wait to post tomorrow about how Im not dead
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reroll
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>>711977103
66
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I hate myself 66 get
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check em
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>>711977103
Damn, how did i achieve to get incredibly rich?
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Dubs
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roll
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>>711977103
Roll
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>>711983366
bye
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Git gud
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>>711983667
So close
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Ops a faggot
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