Trips decides where I shit... I'm sweating and farting already.
on a sandwich
in your pants
neighbors roof
onto a hot fryingpan
Your bed
while fully submerged in the bathrub
>>711968372
Your mom's underwear drawer.
in your keyboard
>>711969575
Roll for this
In someone elses bed
your pet
>>711969575
Rolling
>>711969715
Rolling for this. Do you live with your mom? If not, then a roommate's underwear drawer; if you live alone, then in your own.
>>711969715
roll
>>711969822
bowling for this
what are trips lololo
Your doorstep
1 anon 1 cup
In a Tupperware. Leave it for a month and report to us on its status.
just be yourself anon
ice cube tray
>>711969979
I like this, but we'd be lucky if OP delivers tonight.
>>711970020
This is a good one.
In a glass of water and then throw the glass at the nearest nugget shouting we president again
your dinner
On a plate of fully prepared food, which must then be handed to the next human you see.
Shit on a family member
moms/etc... drawer
In your hands, then smear it on your face. Pic proof pls.
>>711970181
Rolling for this.
Still rolling for the underwear drawer:
Your mom's if you live with her,
Your roommate's if you don't,
Yours if you live alone.
>>711970212
this one.
>>711970140
Nigger. New phone.
>>711968372
on your mom's face
>>711970181
Kek rekt, roll
>>711970272
bowling for this
>>711970181
Do this.
>>711970272
get
On a horse
>>711970212
Rolling
>>711970181
We're going to get this.
>>711970272
getty git
In a toaster. Then toast it.
>>711970212
Kek.
on the kitchen table and leave it there for the remainder of the week
>>711968372
you shit on your smartphone
>>711970181
Trips get.
>>711970466
Rolling
>>711968372
on your keyboard. post pics faggot
>>711970181
Yeet
>>711970181
ROLLLL
>>711970181
Lel
>>711970466
Roll
The hood of your car
In the toilet
>>711970212
Want
>>711970181
this
>>711970181
REEOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
Another mans ass
>>711970272
trippies git.
This shit is taking too long to shit.
>>711970181
Lucky
Number
Seven
Frampt is that you ?
in the microwave and then microwave it
>>711969575
rolling for this
Your moms face
On your head
>>711970272
Rolling for this if OP hasn't shit himself already.
Smear on hands, then smear toothpaste, then masturbate (PICS)
>>711970181
Rollin
Toilet
In a jail cell
>>711970272
Last roll. If this ain't trips, I quit. I don't care what you do with your shit anymore. I am impatient.
Onto a plate. Then suck it up with a syringe. Then inject in the eye of your dick
>>711970181
Triggered.
in the next nearby fast food restaurant on the counter
>>711970181
Last roll.
OP is probably lurking whilst on the toilet laughing at us.
>>711970803
Gib trips
>>711970942
What does triggered mean? I see it a lot these days, but I think I missed its inception.
>>711969575
roll
>>711970762
Rolling for this
On your nightstand. Then leave it for a week or so.
take the dump in your hand then rub the poopie on your chest
>>711971056
Open a dictionary and look up the definition of Summer
Then look up Faggot.
Hint Hint, not a bundle of wood.
'tis the definition.
poop in a blender and make it a smoothie after
On your keyboard
>>711969575
rollage
poop in a ziploc bag, freeze it, and use it as a weapon or something
>>711969575
Rolling
poo in loo
>>711971206
roll.....?
>>711971220
FUCK SO CLOSE
>>711971056
Really nigga {:T
>>711971206
trips trips trips
>>711970629
Roll
>>711971268
Haha loo? No, no loo my friend
poop in your neighbor's mailbox
Poo smoothie
In a family members bed or shit in zip lock bag then in freezer
Can you poop into the microwave and then cook it
deep fry it
>>711971546
roll
Poop in the pool
>>711968540
Pretty sure OP shat himself by now.
If not rolling for this
>>711971546
Roll
poop in an icecube tray, freeze it and then put it in a drink and drink it
>>711970181
YEET BITCH
Literally everywhere.
Shit into a blender then blend that shit for a while. After its finished lay on your back and poor it on your face. Try to aim mostly for your nostrils
>>711971546
This.
Trips get
The attic.
>>711971728
Re roll
Lay in front yard and roll your legs over your head, then continue to shit into your own mouth
Dude if you still are holding it in - poop out the window
Shit in a toilet
Shit in your mom or dads sneaker
Shit that shit then freeze it into a shitsicle then use said shitsicle as a dildo until it melts then eat it
Shit in a blender. Add ketchup and bread. Blend thoroughly. Pour onto sandwich. Eat sandwich. Pour into underwear on crotch. Take photo of shit-paste dick.
Masturbate with shit dick. Then, pour a small amount into your eye.
Then keep the rest in the fridge in a container or directly in the blender, and attach a piece of paper with "human shit" on the blender.
All over your tv.
Open your PC case and shit inside of that
Shit in your fridge
Shit on your dog
Your own mouth
Microwave then turn it on
In your oven.
>>711968372
Just shit right now where you are. Dont remove anything. Just do it. Now. You want to. This is what you wanted to anyway. Even if I don't get trips, this is what you should do.
Shit into your car exhaust then drive down nigger neighborhoods
>>711971966
Reeroll
onto your open laptop, then close it.
>>711972192
Roll
>>711972075
roll
>>711969575
this
In the toilet
>>711972345
In the back of toilet
>>711972245
Just do this. Shit right now. It's too late for anything else.
>>711969575
rolling for this, post video OP
Eat it bitch
>>711972515
reroll
Shit in a toilet but then pick it up and use it as toilet paper
>>711972289
Roll
>>711972447
So close but so far.
Shit your pants. And eat it. I'm adding that now too.
Shit into a ziploc bag and chew on the bag until your teeth break through.
>>711969575
ttthhhiiisss
>>711972075
but document the entire process
In your bed the roll up the sheet and fling it at your tv
on your nose
>>711972663
reroll
>>711972289
reroll
Shit in your hand, shove it up your nostrils.
>>711972522
Eat it
In the toilet
Toilet
>>711972804
Do this or you're not a real man.
>>711972289
rerollll
>>711972625
Roll
>>711972192
Rolling
On a sleeping family member pref mom/sis
Cut off your scrotum, shit yourself, and then rub the shit into your gaping crotch wound.
in a hot deep fryer
>>711972887
>son of a fuck
>>711972963
Rerolld
>>711972953
Roooooooooooolin
In your hands then start clapping your hands furiously like you're giving a standing ovation.
>>711972963
Roll
>>711969575
Its almost been an hour
OP shit himself already
rolling just in case
>>711972982
this
>>711972289
Rolling
>>711973057
Roll
>>711969575
get ur camera ready op
>>711972982
roll
On your face
Stillno winrar wtf
>>711973186
reroll
>>711973002
rerolling for the nth time
>how much off will I be this time
>>711972289
rollin'
>>711973209
It's OP-shit.
On your carpet then rub it in
>>711972289
roll
op is fag...... Shit in toaster
>>711973122
Roll
Shit in the shoes you use!!!! Choo choo here comes the poo shoe woop woop
Trips will just say toilet, i know it...
>>711973217
I can't roll trips for shit.
On a burger then eat it
Have you exploded yet OP ?
Also do the frying pan thing, take video
>>711973430
Rollling
On top of a ceiling fan then turn it on high setting and enjoy.
>>711973449
Keyboard with 4 can on your screen in the background
In your ac the turn it on
>>711969575
trips for this
>>711972289
rollll
In your microwave
Roollll
>>711973637
>>711973483
roll
in shoe
Frying pan
In the microwave. Then turn it on.
>>711972963
Rollan
>>711969575
give me fucking trips
>>711973549
Roll
In your air vents. Shove it in there.
>>711969575
Need dem tripz
Frying fucking pan
Dubs decides
All over the place. Leave no spot untouched.
>>711968372
In your mouth like the tubgirl.
Roll bitch
>>711968372
Into blender. On high. No cover.
Face
In a toilet.
Someone else's butthole
In the toilet like a decent human being
>>711974211
this
While laying on your stomach in your kitchen face down shit straight into the air.
>>711969524
this
Toilet
>>711974445
wtffffffff
>>711969575
>>711974434
Roll
Shit into a sock and then have someone flog you with it.
there comes a time in a mans life when you just need to shit in a frying pan.
Have fun op.
>>711969575
lego
>>711969524
reroll
also pics or it didn't happen
>>711969575
roll
>>711974434
Reroll
>>711968372
in the pantry
>>711974676
sure why not
>>711969524
shit on the roof where it's visible from the street if you can
in your hand
>>711969524
do it
>>711968372
In the toilet, you filthy person.
On the doorway and leave it there for a week
>>711968372
In your basement
>>711969575
Roll for sizzle
>>711973483
>>711974940
Roof roof roof
On top of a car's sunroof.
>>711969575
ROLL
On Plate put in micro
>>711969575
OP's post was an hour ago, must have sharted by now!
roll
>>711969524
Roof dammit
Wear it on Christmas.
Frying pan
in your neighbors mailbox
>>711973549
Roll
In an aluminum foil pouch, then microwave it.
Hot fry pan
>>711969524
roof
keep shitting on the roof every time they leave or whenever so you can keep doing it as long as possible to build it up
>>711975222
Winrar
>>711975222
yyyyeeeeaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>711975222
WINRAR
FINALLY
>>711975222
Not bad, not bad at all
>>711975222
Winrar
>>711975222
Fuck yes
>>711975222
nice
>>711975222
stream it faggot!!!
Finally, not bad, pics every step of the way!
>>711975222
Go OP go!!!
>>711975222
we will need to see this all the way through
>>711975222
Check'd
>>711969524
>>711975238
still rolling for neighbors roof
.○
.
>>711975222
Oh fuck! Please OP deliver!
Serious question...why do you all want to see a dude take a shit?
>>711975222
WINRAR
Post steps pic pls!
>>711975222
Winrar
>>711975544
dumb fuck, we want to see him microwave it
>>711975222
Deliver you fag
>>711975544
Why do you wake up every morning? You may want to get up for work, personally I want to see some dude shit in some aluminum foil and microwave it. We all have our own goals in life. Judgemental prick!
>>711975544
OP?
Is this you?
Trying to wimp out?
>>711975771
would you jerk to it or what ?
on ur pillow then sleep on it
>>711976332
so close, you lucky son of a bitch
>>711976274
>>711976274
Maybe, if you got trips!
Walp!
As usual, OP is a faggot.
>>711976596
you perv :3
>>711976866
Dubs confirms. I am a perv.
Of course so are most /b/tards.
>>711976274
Of course I would be jerking it! See there's you being judgemental again. You show me a guy that says he doesn't jack it to a guy shitting in some foil and microwaving i! But you can't because everyone guy loves that shit! You think men like titties?! Oh you are so wrong my friend! Fuck were you only born yesterday or something?
Washing machine
This is too funny to just be another gay OP... 4 chan never gets any better... I won't be back.
