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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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tfw when /b/ trolls ruined my life telling me 5inches is enough and girls care about the experience more

>be me
>21 year social autist
>but 6'3 and athletic body
>finally summon the confidence to go to a college party
>rule is that a guy must bring a girl
>cutie in ethics class has a really nice smile
>white girl in ugg boots type girl but a little shy, i can tell
>ask if she will go with me to party
>she says yes and actually smiles a little when i ask
>maybe i have potential!
>get cuties number, talk on phone and slowly overcoming autism
>i can tell shes into me. called me cute several times
>we go to party. its cool, im not much of a drinker. we split up and socialize
>after an hour, she finds me
>"cmon anon lets go upstairs"
>holyshit.imgettinglaid.jpg
>nervous but play it cool
>after making out for a while, she gets on her knees and rubs crotch
>boner.mov
>she giggles and laughs playfully as she pulls down my pants
>underwear comes down. my 5 inches is throbbing
>she stares at it for a few seconds and i am about to cum just in anticipation
>"oh. thats it?"
>yeah thats it :(
>"i thought tall guys were supposed to be bigger"
>shrivel up. boner retracts. massive blow to confidence
>we go downstairs, she approaches black guy and takes him to same room
>go home
>next day she says she had fun and we should go again
thanks 4chan for telling me 5 inches was enough
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Fake and gay.
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>thanks 4chan for telling me 5 inches was enough
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>>711939391
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Yep.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>711939391
kek
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Sounds so fake. 5 inches with boner? Ye that's pretty small.
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>>711939391
cuck tales
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>>711939391
Lol u fucked yourself by going soft faggot and yeah you do have a small dick get over it try to get her more in the mood next time with foreplay faggot otherwise she's only gonna focus on your small dick
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>>711939391
These are fake dicks, fyi.
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why does that white dude have a black dick.
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Worst shoop ever!!!!!
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nice fantasy cuckfuck
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>>711940593
This.
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>>711939391

>Black guy or Jew starts thread
>Confidence is still the same

Try harder you inferior assholes
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>>711939391
Way that story is completely believable.
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Name?
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>>711939391
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>>711939391
katya clover. Dicks are shopped btw, i am dissapoint.
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>another slide thread made by (((them)))

(((They))) are trying to stop the white man from reproducing
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>>711939391
original pic pls
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reality
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>>711939391
>Bactiriological hazard tatoo
>aids
Fits the cliché
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Don't get excited. Genetic and social failures are colluding to remove "problematic elements" from the productive world. With a little help from the people who actually run things most of you, black, white, or whatever you define yourself as, will be gone in the next 20 years.

Remember this "crazy" post when the pain comes.
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>>711942186
> This
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>>711939391
Dude, that guy on the right must get a lot of questions about how he got a photoshopped dick irl.
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Idk why people think it's shopped cause of the color my dick is darker than the rest of my body
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>>711939391
>shallow girl was shallow
>it's all your fault, bloobloobloo

You know what the trick is to being successful with women? The same way you become successful at anything else--you don't give up at the first bad experience. That girl was a silly bitch? Go meet another girl.

Also, holy shit, all these people blaming jews because they watch too much porn and feel inferior.
I know most are probably shitposts, but I've honest to god met people who believe that pap. A friend of my cousin's, last Thanksgiving, was ranting about Jews wanting him to get off to gay porn. That's East Texas for you, I guess.
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>>711939391
>tfw 10 inches
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Yeah 5" is not enough for any chick that gets laid
I'm 7" and chicks get bored
I'm not bad in bed either I change positions and am very enthusiastic and it hits their cervix it's just genuinely not enough for them to feel like they're all the way full
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>>711939391
who's the girl in this pic?
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>>711944099
How thick are you?
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>>711944444
DAAAAMN!!
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>>711944444
>>711944444
seriously. sauce???
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>>711939391
nice try nigger, a little better grasp od the english language compared to most niggers, but your compulsion to "muh dick" gave you away
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>>711944099
>it hits their cervix
>hits
>cervix
Gee. I wonder why they're not having fun.
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>>711944444
Katya clover
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>>711944099
>im not bad in bed
>genuinely not enough for them

are you sure your good in bed?
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>>711944444
Came here from the german thread just to look at those repetive numbers.
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>>711939391
fakest dicks ever
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>>711943696
bravo amigo
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>>711944545
little less than 6"
>>711944646
not "hits" but just bumps into on it's way by
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>>711944646
what now you autist?
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>>711944796
Yeah I'm great at eating pussy and and they like the sex, I'm just saying that I think if most chicks answered candidly they would say about 8-8.5" would be best and anything bigger would hurt
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>>711939391
so fucking glad I'm a black male with an average black penis (9 inches) and not a cuck white boi with an average white dick (4 inches)
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i have a dick equivalent in size to that of an above average black male. and i have the intelligence of a white male, on account of being white

now what?
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ive heard 6-7 tbh

Im just over 7 and have to be careful
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>>711945606
sure
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>>711945606
muh dick, muh dick, muh dick.

Shut up you slave
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>>711945621
find a girl you fucking idiot
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>>711945606
slave boi
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>>711945606
lying slave faggot
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Oh, it´s this time of the day again.
Don´t fall for the nignog bait and sage your replies.
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>>711944099
The virginity here is strong
Underage ban please
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>>711945809
average nigger dick
14.75cm = 5.8 inches

average white dick
14.5cm = 5.7 inches
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>>711939391
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>>711944444
Chhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeckeeeedd!!!!
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>>711939391
Large dick here. I've had 3 girlfriends and only one of them liked it. The others bitched about it hurting all the time. The third one is kind of a freak.

I've never met a girl who gives a shit.

...although they do care if you're uncut
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source
http://www.penissizes.org/average-penis-size-ethnicity-race-and-country
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>>711944659
Thanks anon
>>711944444
Gato.
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>>711946301
Is uncut better?
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>>711945892
spreading my genes as i type this.

unfff unfff unff

any beta fags want my superior white cock once im done with this slut?
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>>711945962
>>711946001
>i-i-it's on the internet it m-must be true
>all bbc porn is p-p-photoshop
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Badly disguised "White bitches love Big Black Cock" thread.
Yoo mad cumskins?

Nigger hate memes time.
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its sad that niggers constantly try to maintian the illusion of having huge dicks, when the fact is they don't, and the largest dick in the world belongs to a white guy
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>>711939391
wtf is wrong with the right guy? like a white guy got a black dick sewed on him
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>>711943696
Not OP, but I can agree with this
letting a bad luck streak get you down and out is bullshit, and you need to keep trying
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>>711939391
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Fuck off fake cuck fuck
SAGE
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All these lying faggots don't know shit I'm 7 in long 6 in girth and that is pretty much perfect for girls as long as your above 5 inches and have decent girth girl like it. It's all about the girth in reality girls like guys who can stretch them a lil pencil dicks are what turn them off
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>>711946518
scientific study, not that youd understand though, youve already decolonized your mind.

BBC porn, a specifically selected few niggers with hue dicks, disregarding the millions of videos of white guys with huge dicks.

Not to mention the many many latex dicks out there, and the fact that the girls are chosen to be tiny so that the dicks look bigger, the fact is though, your still a stinking nigger, and the numbers dont lie
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>>711946518
lol but all bbc porn is on the internet and you see it and blindly believe it's real. do you not realize the hypocrisy here?
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>>711946828
Pretty sure those graphs are fact tho
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>>711945081
Confirmed troll.
>bumps into it on the way by.

Ok anon. Please, inform us where you think the cervix is
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>>711939391
HOW CAN SHE FIT THOSE DONGS IN HER SNIZZ?
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>>711946988
not smart enough, confirmation bias
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>>711939391
anyone has sauce on the girl in pic?
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>>711939391
Could have been legit and then she gets some black guy to fuck her

2/8 made me reply
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>>711944796
yeah prove it by sleeping with me
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>>711939391
I need the video that was filmed after this photo was taken.
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>>711947250
gay, i'm a fucking dude
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>>711946988
I know what photoshopped photos look like

>>711946616
>>711946622
White people have been suppressing black people and telling their whites women

>n-n-niggers aren't people!
>they aren't smart
>they are v-v-violent!

white women looked away for awhile, but now all women have access to the truth. black men are bigger and fuck better. Might as well get used to having our sloppy seconds, whitefags
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I have 6 inches and girls love it. Like it's fun to just fuck them forever, but like oral is where it's at. What you ran into is called a shallow bitch.
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>>711947556
I bet you´re not even a nigger.
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>>711947556
most of the girls i know refuse to fuck a nigger, they stink, have yellow teeth and are just outright sleezy creeps.

Also, nice job, black vs white? deliberately found a big black disk to go against a small white dick, yep, proof
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>>711947556
Im a white dude who is bigger than that coon, get checked
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>>711939391
We've all done the worst kinds of things just to stay alive. But we can still come back. We're not too far gone. We get to come back. I know... we all can change.
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>>711939391
Actually taking advice fromthe chan thread/10
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>>711947850
this is exactly the lies that redneck whites keep screaming, and why that white chick won't get with a man she deserves. Her and other white girls are learning the truth. soon she will taking a photo like pic related

>white bois on suicide watch
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>>711948200
lol, delusional, like it or not it happens to be true and you know it, i'm from scotland and here, the girls know better
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>>711939391
>shy girl
>seperate for hour
>comes back and magically wants to fuck after no flirting and hardly knowing you to begin with
>brings you to random bedroom at a party she was unfamiliar with
>immediately works you over
Not in anyone's wildest dreams
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>>711946392
sí
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>>711945809
I would say it's okay to be a 4 inch manlet, but you come off as defensive for the other anon calling you out on your pathetic size.
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>>711948318
niggers are incapable of understanding that other people are too intelligent to beleive the lies they think are iron clad.
Probably the reson they are savage barbarians, they lack empathy, which is the ability to understand enother persons mind and thinking.
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>>711946035
This is why we sould exterminate them as a whole. Savage monkeys and weak ass trolls.
What has any member of black races ever contributed to humanity?
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>>711948406
just under 7 actually, and i'm sick of seeing these posts, not defensive, offensive. I understand your thinking though.
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the real question is why anyone would care about what the girl actually thinks. You niggas need to act as if and stop caring about your size. Youre better than this.
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so many fuckin whiny cuck'd white bois in this thread
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>>711948518
You're just as retarded and underaged as OP
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>>711948620
i agree, they do othing but leech and make a noise about oppression, like they have a right to welfare, then have the audacity to claim they are sexually superior, despite the numbers saying otherwise.

Scientific studies into average penis size and dating site reply rates are apparently all lies of course, but hand selected pics of large dicks is apparently the truth
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>>711948723
Yeah bro all 300+ that may post in this thread, unless it gets pruned
>yeah man so many "white bois"
>what a demographic
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Any actual brothers here? Enough with the fake ass porn shit. White bois whip em out and lets see.
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At least it's mildly more creative than usual.

lol at the idea that girl could take those dicks, also did you shop the first guy's dick onto the second guy's dick?
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>>711948654
unfortunately they prove time and time again that they arent better than this though
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>>711948770
nigger detected and i'm 28, my theory has a decent logic behind it, wheres your theory?
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>>711948911
whats that? just under 7?

Looks about similar to mine, i'm white
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>>711948911
actually, i take it back, looks just around 6
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>>711948911
>fake ass porn
even the niggers are falling for it now
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>>711949088
I lived with a couple black roommates, and yes nigs are nigs, but judge a man by his actions not how he looks. I've lived all over the USA there are bad people everywhere, but a race of people isn't inherently bad.
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>>711948911
I'm not a nigger Im a spic
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>>711948723
im white and thats pretty much the length and girth of my dick, except its not black
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>>711949162
7 inches of superior dick
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>>711949364
Even worse lel
>>711948911
Where are the time stamps you autists
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>>711949364
that bend tho
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>>711939391
Back to /pol/ faggot.
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>>711944444

fucken checked
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>>711949469
Lol yeah I know fam its a pretty big bend
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>>711939391
Yo my dick is just as small and girls dont care, its just one girl theyre plenty more. If she only likes big dicks she probably loose and rekt anyways, dodged a bullet imo. black guys = stds anyways
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>>711944444
QUINTS
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>>711949340
thats fair enough, my experiences have been moslty negative though, most of the blacks i see are university students who have moved over from various 3rd world countries and they bring their filthy habits and shit culture with them, they have all been sleezy scumbags.

One nigger in mcdonalds edinburgh was sitting near me and my family, literally my gf and 2 year old daughter, i got up to go to the toilet, and the minute i was gone he was trying to chat up my gf, the second I came back he immediately stopped and wouldnt look me in the eye, i spent the rest of my meal raging and staring at him, wishing him to fucking die.

My gf was not interested at all, he wasnt that bad looking as far as niggers go, but my god he stank to high heaven. its that kind of sleezy attitude that makes me hate them, the entitlement. He thought that he could "muh dick" my gf into cheating on me with him, an opportunistic piece of shit, with zero regard for my family, i've had several experiences like this and to be honest, they have all been failures, it still pisses me off though, the cunt couldnt even look me in the eye.

My thinking was this "how fucking dare he, selfishly trying to ruin my family for his own desperate gains, had my gf been a pice of shit, she might have taken the bait, thats what angers me the most, no regard for morality, they are scum, with some exceptions of course, the exceptions tend to be happy, fat guys with low self esteem, who are friendly but wouldnt sleeze.
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>>711949364
i thought you were austrailian with that boomerang
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>>711946392
Haha hell no bitches think uncut is gross
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so here's the irony

i'm a hung white boi

on more than one occassion i've hate white girls, black girls be like 'OMG THATS SO BIG' etc etc

CAN I SUCK IT etc

now here's the kicker

....
....
....
i'm a pedo :S
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Thats what you get for listening to dicklets.
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>>711939391
Is that you, big man tyrone?
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>>711949364

So the mutant gene sequence that gives some mexicans porn-sized dicks is actually spanish and not aztec. The black one is congolese, that is to say western central african, it hasn't been found to extend into the relatively un-forested parts of africa. The brown one is likely saudi and is difficult to study. Whites have multiple versions of this gene and their origin is the hardest to trace, though it can be said norse dicks are longer and slavic dicks are thicker.

Just some peen science for you guys since I have some jaeger goin'.
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>>711950322
well i hate fat cunts
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>>711944099
just keep pounding that cervix. it's the strongest erogenous zone
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>>711950400
Lol I'm actually Brazilian fam
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>>711950400
yeah you're a fuckwit
keep drinking
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>>711950620
try and get into the fallopian tubes if possible
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>>711950077
That's just their culture, and had you been black you would have fucked him up. Since you are white if you were to have socked him it would have been a hate crime. I do agree it's ridiculous they can chimp out, and we can't respond in a similar fashion. At the end of the day though, he will return to his studio apartment in the ghetto, while you enjoy time with your gf and daughter. Are you from the US or another country?
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>>711939391
Die already
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>>711950620

My gf wishes my 7"was 9" yet she sometimes complains about stomache aches after I demolish her cervix.
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>>711950809
fucking kek
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black black black black bla bla bla bla bla bla

just kill all the niggers with atomic bombs and fuck all the white chicks let natural selection filter out all the small dicks cause im FUCKING HUGE and be done with it. why does this have to be so complicated
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>>711950077
I think at the end of the day it's the medias fault.
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>>711950662

You're also not that hung. That said, it's pretty nice, I would consider it the full expression of the normal genes - you must have low xenoestrogen levels. South America is also hard to study too, politically unstable and dangerous for whites. At least you don't have a religion that forbids you from cooperating with science like the Saudis do.

>>711950761

Stay mad, SJW scum. It's not genetics that made whites the masters of war, it's memetics. It's only natural that the first and most intense raiding culture would explode out into the world and raid it. God, you're probably some jew, you know juden, it's your own fault nobody likes you - see, you don't like us, you've always kept to yourselves and nobody trusts that. Your intent really doesn't matter in the face of it, I mean look how people treat mormons and they haven't done jack shit. Stay seperate, be hated, that's it, that's all fam.
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>>711950822
from scotland.

True though, I never thought of it like that, its still an affront to decency, but no real harm was done.
I get super raging when it comes to my family, anything, ANYTHING that threatens to cause damage to it is like a declaration of war in my head, i suppose thats normal though
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>>711950620
Is that the hard?er? thing at the end? She says she loves it when I just rub my tip against it...but I see some faggots think that it hurts the girl. poking the cervix is that just pain? or?


>Mygirl
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>>711939391
I don't know how anyone would believe that. Anything less than 6" erect is hopeless. That's like just KYS territory
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>>711939391
obvious bait bullshit

sage

fuck off back to /pol/ shill stormcuck
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>>711951723
yeah, as with the vast majority of things, i personally dont see why there such a drive for multiculturalism, like yeah, let them in if they behave, but why make it an active goal to get as many in as possible?
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>>711951880
moar? nudes?
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>>711944099
>I'm 7" and chicks get bored

You are full of bullshit you cockgobbling retard. Vaginas have a length of 4-7 inches. Pounding doesn't help either you permavirgin. Ever heard of a clit? Jesus fucking christ, every time you retards talk about sex it is so fucking obvious which ones are the virgins. This one is definetley.
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>>711951859
Hey man, I respect that and more people should. It's a shame how some people act these days because of this "it's my world" attitude. At the end of the day family is all you got. Keep on keeping on for me big dog.
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>>711939391
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>>711951880
yeah man, it kind of feels like a rough donut sort of thing, like it has rough hairs on it almost.
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>>711952186
>this
>this
T H I S
H
I
Im 6 x 5.5 and every girl ive been with has come back once or more. This website is full of retards.
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>>711952013
>but why make it an active goal to get as many in as possible?

aging population not enough working young folks, not enough money being made = less taxes = less retirement money = social status ruined

That is why some countries want more migrants, because the local population just don't get children anymore. Look at Germany for example.
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>>711952228
will do my friend, and your right about family, my gf and my daughter are the only reason i do anything in life now, everything i do is for them, and I feel pride in being able to keep us all going, even though its a struggle, finances are my biggest worry, the thing that plagues my mind, but i just about manage to keep our heads above water. its the only reason i have ambition in life.

I dont know if you have a family of your own or not, but if you dont then one day you will and you will know how it feels. :)
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Hi my name is Bart Wiederhold

I would love to recieve naked pictures, big black cocks are the bost tho.
Find me on facebook or instagegram/youtube: bart360spider

Love to chat up soon bad boys.
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>>711952182
>
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>>711952186
>this
>this
T H I S
H
I
S
Im 6 x 5.5 and every girl ive been with has come back. This website is full of retards. Take a lesson from Trevor Phillips.
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>>711952578
nypa
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>>711952513
well, thats the first reason i've heard that actually makes sense, although here in the uk, jobs are scarce as it is, so i think that your reasoning is probably correct, but in other cases, its just the "progressive" thing to do
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>>711952609
I got u fam. No nudes tho. HAvent been able to sneak and she wont send
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sounds fake but okay
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>>711952683
Funny, we have almost the same dick measurements.

One girl cried when I fucked her, she said it was too big. Ex gf also said it hurt.

If only these retards would realize that the clit is the most important factor in female sexual pleasure. Sure, getting stuffed feels good too, but if a girl says she needs a 7 inch cock, she's either retarded, a virgin, a size queen, or has no fucking idea about what the hell she is talking about.
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>>711940164
I don't trust you.
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White people always acting like black people are violent monkeys while they are the most racist hate spreading and destructive race out there. Get a reality check please. (I'm half white half black)
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>>711940531
Hes not white, spics have darker dicks and tits than whites. Still shopped and too dark anyways
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>>711952186

Eh, it's all hilarious from the view of someone with anatomical knowledge, a healthy vagina can stretch a great deal, it also bears down on a penis with it's musculature almost regardless of it's size. Hell if you did enough kegels I think you could maybe break a guy's finger.

>>711951657

That already happened, a human penis is ridiculously large compared to human body size, probably the largest mammal penis. In relative terms a human's penis is bigger than a horse.

The largest penis is that of the common barnacle, who not being able to move must use it's tentacle-like penis to go door-to-door in search of girl barnacles to bukkake upon since they don't actually have a vagina.

There are beetles with no vagina and the male has an armor-piercing murder penis that kills 2/3 of the females it mates with.
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>>711940497
Uhh, no they're not, retard. That is what a normal dick looks like.
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>>711939391
What a load of fake bullshit, fucking cuck fantasies... What the mother fuck is wrong with you people???
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>>711953221
Are you a nigger?
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>>711953180
die nigger
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>>711953242
Thats shopped baby
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>>711953180
Show penis.
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>>711953180
Your slave mom was raped by her white owner?
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>>711953365
That's literally what every dick I've ever seen looks like, most are a little bigger.
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>>711943467
Way too dark for a spic especially seeing how the foreskin is stretched. Even for a mixed guy whos mom fucked a negro, its too dark. A spic's dick is lighter even when fully flaccid and looks even lighter when the foreskin is stretched
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>>711953478
It's hard to see dicks when you don't leave your computer chair.
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>>711949835
nice hpv on your broken dick tip
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>>711953180
So you're a mongrel?
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>>711939391
>liberal propaganda
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>>711942024
Biohazard symbol cause of aids
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>>711945081
just confirmed yourself as a virgin
>Bags of sand
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Aaaand reported.
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>>711939391
>be me
>22
>read post on /b/
>gayest shit ive ever seen
>fakest shit ive ever seen
>op was such a fag
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>>711945350
My dick is a little smaller than 7 inches hard, and about around 5 inches thick.

They have penis enlargment operations now for 10k that the doctors expands the vessels that fill up with blood so that more blood flow can enter. 97% of his pateints have had great success and enjoyed it. I can't remember the link, I gotta find it. But it's a new technology where he actually expands the vessels within the penis giving a thicker, longer cock. I am defienty going to do this soon. I want to be around 8-8.5 inches and 6-7 inches thick. Which is very possible with this operation. So hopefully it will work out succesfully! Wish me luck guys
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>>711939391
Fake and gay
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>>711953277

No. I'm white, I mean, you know your shitpost is bad when it attracts a drunk biologist. My dick is 6.5" and 5.9" in circumference, I'm shocked by how many women have had trouble with it, girls that like dicks a lot love it immediately though. I really stick to white girls, though, I have on occasion fucked mien women. Mien are this weird pseudo-chinese race, they all lived in this one accessible valley in southern china until the chinese had the technology to climb the mountains and conquer them. They all lived in 12 clans and still have those same 12 names, each one starts with "Sae" followed by something like "chan" "chow" "lee" etc. A lot of them are that small asian girl at the back of the class who never says anything, I love them because secretly they crave white cock.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs66DAJVQQY 8 incher here get hung fag
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>>711953180

But in the United States black's thug violence is a huge thing, your culture is pretty much centered on it. Your children get into it and start committing crimes before they're even 20 years old and know their ass from their face. All based on some stupid revenge meme for being enslaved long ago in a time when slavery wasn't unusual in the slightest, hell, it's not like we kidnapped you, we bought you from your own people. Stop being shits and integrate, stop fucking up and actually try to make money the normal way. There are people who got here way after you and arrived with basically nothing who are doing way better than you now. I bet you hate Koreans don't you, you LA fuck.
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>>711946713
On the internet this is called photoshop, a quick google search finds.
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