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/nzg/ New Zealand General
Breaking News edition "Tornado hits Kapiti Coast"
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11749456
Why are IDs even gone?
>>711898562
because you touch yourself at night.
>>711898082
>>711898082
Dia reporting in
>>711898082
The main image in the article looks like a Mr. Krabs meme gone wrong
>also that riveting journalism
>>711898562
>>711899654
get out you shitposting turds
>>711899711
i will literally cuck you
It's the bloody poofs again
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11749215
>>711899903
You will literally do nothing, you fucking retard
The threads have always been shit.
You ain't even know.
Nz threads are the cancer of 4chan. Post some tanks. That bitch holding the sign. Then talk about politics like you know anything. Youre welcome. Btw im kiwi and fucking hate all of you
>>711900449
amen /b/ rother
>>711900449
seeg fukn hail.
>>711900496
No problem
>>711900449
I havent posted in a while, was going to share new nudes, but you've ruined it for everybody else, you selfish little fuck, get back to putting the set down for yah mother cunt.
Some of us come here just to watch bants, but you come here to bitch. gtfo /b/
>>711900420
Fake. I know that gay blowjob
>>711900449
>Nz threads are the cancer of 4chan
well, we seem to fit right in then
How many times have your masturbated today?
>>711900609
Fuck off nub you aynt got shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2eio3lDfcs
>>711900636
At least I'm not the only one then.
arrooooooo roooo rooo sig fuck to all my dogs
all over the north n south
>>711900337
faggot, don't make me do it i will literally make you watch.
>>711900196
People actually listen and give money to this guy, and not just a few. This will never compute in my head.
>>711900805
Yea buddy!! Woof woooooof all the way brother ruff ruff rufff grrrr ruff
>>711901046
Brian Tamaki is a poor imitation of Ray Comfort
>>711900449
honestly I am a bit disappointed New Zealand wasn't completely wiped off the face of the earth by tsunami
>>711901270
im a kiwi, and i agree, life is boring, need something to spice it up a bit. im keen for an irl survival challenge.
>>711900868
lmao
>Christchurch
This fucking file size limit change is fucking with me
>>711902120
90% of my collection is now unusable on /b/
>>711902120
You and me both dude. Half of my best memes no longer work.
any of you cunts going to kiwicon?
>>711898082>>711899641
That's because while they weren't common it wasn't unusual. There must have been like three or four happpen during my growing years when I lived in kapiti
>>711902492
no we are not gay
>>711902880
What do your nipples look like?
anyone got her nudes?
>>711903092
Nipples.
>>711903280
I don't believe you.
>>711903280
I laughed at this more than I should have
>>711903409
Congratulations, you fucked up.
>>711903409
nigger
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/nz-earthquake/86543824/im-buggered--i-need-a-beer-first-overland-relief-reaches-kaikoura
only in NZ lmao
>>711900761
4 and i was at work.
>>711903346
.. nipples.
More like you assumed they were gross massive Brown baloney patches.
https://youtu.be/6w3EbmeD9UY
>>711903908
Think he's fucking earned one
Are there any doubles in this thread?
Also, there was no fucking tornado here just strong ass wind. I live on te moana road. It's bullshit.
>>711904080
he indeed earned it, not going to take that away from the legend.
>>711904075
kek
>>711903957
Can you show more?
>>711904199
Fuckin checked
>>711904199
>>711903957
No, I already know what they looked like. I just wanted to see them again.
>>711904417
>>711898082
How is Ryan Thomas in your National Squad doing? He's a player of my favorite club PEC Zwolle in The Netherlands. He's one of our most favorite players.
>>711904628
This is a very abstract meme and I like it
>>711904535
who is this semen demon?
>>711903957
Squeeze hooters together and blow us a kiss
anybody know her?
>>711905703
I wish
>>711905703
Her name is Jessica Minme
>>711905696
kek
>>711903957
show bum
>>711898082
woopwoop! Me house fell down
picture related
>>711903957
It's spelled balogna, for no decent reason.
>>711906164
The luncheon meat bologna is named after Bologna, Italy. In Italian, the name Bologna is pronounced /boˈloɲɲa/, where the sound /ɲ/ is the palatal nasal sound*. Americans are generally unable to produce this sound, and so in the US the pronunciation of bologna has become adulterated to "baloney"
>>711906434
Yep, not decent
Do other countries do this every night?
>>711905696
dis
RAÃŽD
https://discord.gg/hPgCv
RAID
>>711906551
Germany does
>>711906619
NYPA
>>711906619
NYPA faggot
threds ded night cucks
Do I know anyone ITT
>>711909659
just let the thread die.
>>711909659
You can tell the one on the lest is gonna get fat as fuck and never recover when she has a kid.
>>711909673
It needs ressurection
>>711909710
So?
>>711910070
Ick, sand up the wazoo
>>711910108
let's see yours then. Asshole too. sand or no sand
>>711910108
Do you just whip em out at parties for the bois too?
>>711910108
eww, you're so kiwi, I bet your name's Jess or Sarah
>>711910367
guessing Hannah or Rachel.
>>711910242
it's been seen. Shame you weren't here.
>>711910279
Nope.
>>711910367
Nope.
>>711910439
Toni. Nice lips. Spose i'm the new guy. Show again. I could use a good fap before sleep
>>711910439
bitch you totally look like a Jess
kiwi girls make my dick soft
>>711910532
who dat boi
>>711910543
she does look like a jess.
>>711910642
we don't know each other. I suppose that means I guessed right. Do I win a prize?
>>711910532
My name gets posted here on a nightly basis, this wasn't a good guess it was subconscious inception. Or you just knew.
>>711910543
You're in the wrong thread then.
>>711910798
Honest to god guess. My first time on /nzg/ in about 3 months. How far are you from Auckland? I wanna come tongue your ladybits for a few hours.
>>711910543
ED is a serious condition that affects millions of men. There is help out there. Ask your GP for more information.
>>711911026
Smoking makes you important.
>>711911218
Wellington. Such a shame. My dick's bigger and nicer than that dude's too. I have those tall european genes.
>>711911218
Wow, you spent so much time on this. What a sad life you must live.
>>711910543
My name has been guessed. It's not Jess, Hannah, Sarah or Rachel.
>>711910993
I'm in Wellington
>>711911469
S L O T H G U Y
>>711911469
what happened to all the oldfags? where is bongnmilo and car guy
>>711911469
SLOTH! Where you been nigger?
>>711911516
hello
>>711911316
shut up faggot
>>711911468
>>711911316
I've pre-empted you already. It's not meant to be haha. Goodnight.
>>711911550
ah you know, work and life keeping me busy, dont' get as much time to drop by anymore.
>>711911565
I'm yours now <3
Nah, what's up? What's new?
shit didnt miss much
>>711911635
ah not much eh, just trying to chillax after the eq.
looking for a waifu
>>711911707
you can share ours.
>>711900449
>>711911316
>>711911401
What was it of? Is deleted.
>>711911771
that's real nice Anon
>>711911646
>>711911799
that does not matter.
>>711911829
>>711911468
Do you like facesitting?
>>711911468
what would your parents say young lady
>>711911815
She'll fuck you for a pack of tim tams
quercy no filter
>>711911864
I would like to know though
>>711911935
Shall we find out??
>>711911707
Where abouts in the land are you? Did it fuck your shit up?
Time to post you're waifus, guys
>>711911937
She should value herself more highly, she has a lot to offer you and others
>>711911939
ay?
>>711911880
>>711911964
I mean if you pass me their contact details I'll reach out and contact them if that's what you're into.
>>711911971
Wairarapa way, so not bad, but just unsettles you.
>>711911941
It was a series of images of some dude shaving a cat.
>>711911937
Too bad I fucking hate tim tams.
>>711911935
My parents wouldn't give a fuck. haha
They'd probably be all "freedom and nudism ftw"
>>711911468
>tfw in wellington too but too shy to make a move
>>711912005
>>711912134
that's pretty cool that they're sexually liberated, I hope you can find a fufilling partner who makes you feel loved and cared for.
>>711912186
>>711912175
name?
Why is it that all the new zealanders I've met are always so sheepish?
>>711912237
you dont know me
>>711912175
Bro, go for it, you can do it!
>>711912052
It shook Welly way harder than it shook the south, so I don't blame you. Stay comfy, my dude.
>>711912134
Her old man would probs have a tug
>>711912252
why don't you come over and I'll show you
>>711912221
So do I to be honest, dudes I think get way more hung up on being jealous than I ever can or will.
Yeah, my parents are pretty cool, they don't look like conventional hippies but all their friends do haha. They're over in the wairarapa too actually.
>>711912331
greatest place in new zealand, you should move back.
It's comfy
>>711912286
do you even really know yourself?
gf is outta town
wut do
>>711912419
order some asian massage girls
>>711912371
Oh, I never lived there. they bought land there.
Thought about it tbh. Love that you can actually hear the birds in place of traffic, love that you can actually see multitudes of 'shooting stars' on a nightly basis. Summer actually feels like summer.
>>711912419
Wait for her to get back, you fucking degenerate
>>711912186
>>711912310
thanks man, I've been looking into getting a kit, cause I'm so totally unfucking prepared.
Need to get a generator so I can shitpost on /b/ when it all comes crashing down
>>711912491
>>711912550
are you guys like actual nazi's or just posting ironically.
>>711912573
Pick one and if you pick the wrong one you'll get gassed.
>>711912462
it's hard to explain, but there's something that just makes it feel like home to me.
>>711912608
alt-right pls go
>>711912648
It's a nice place if you keep out of masterton
ello lads aven a giggle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHCgGKiTp5w
aven one here
>>711912685
yeah well duh, carterton is were it's at.
Although we got a lot of people moving in. Kinda makes me worried that we might lose something of the character.
>>711902116
Fuck Yeah Nerd
So who here lives in Hornby/Ricarton
>>711912773
Parents used to live there, now they're out near martinborough
New Zeeland know about this site?
http://cheesespin.net/
Wouldn't these threads be better in /soc/?
>>711913025
your parents have great taste
>>711913063
being this underage
>>711913110
No because then they'd be dead as fuck.
>>711912573
>>711913154
>implying this wouldn't have 404'd if this kunt wasn't spamming sloth pictures.
>>711913400
you must be new
I'm honouring the memory of idbro.
you are just non contributing textposter.
>>711913449
i am idbro
why are id's even gone?
>>711913403
>>711913506
rip
>>711913449
Sloths or tits. Either or, they're nice.
>>711913619
or both!
>>711913687
Yo, we watched a fucking David Atten-bruh doco in Tinychat the other week. Had some sloths in it, going swimming and shit. It was dope.
>>711913728
I honestly wish I could keep sloths as a pet.
Riccarton here
>>711913687
>>711913758
I like sloths too, did you know they do a little dance when they poop?
sup
>>>>>>>>>>>>INB4 Newfag
>>711913828
w-wanna hook up?
>>711913828
>>711913828
I want to see a sloths head on Qs body.
>>711913919
>demotivational poster
Jesus Christ dude, is it 2002?
>>711913911
I'm not as easy as I seem on here...
>>711913986
its okay I-I'm too shy anyway
>>711913828
To be fair I've never met anyone who doesn't like sloths, especially the baby ones, they're so cute.
>>711913986
ha, yeah right
>>711913828
you in Auckland?
>>711914039
I mean you could try. I'm not going to suck your dick though, not at least without some effort from you and even then you'll e lucky.
>>711914063
No.
>>711914102
Tbh I just want to go down on you then come home and get stressed out by the whole experience
>>711914102
I don't find you attractive, so definitely not trying.
What I'm saying is, you look like someone who'd go home with some random fuckboy on a night out at Mish Mosh
>>711914102
Christchurch?
>>711914102
Are you not big on dick sucking or was it to that guy specifically?
>>711914332
NZ threads are actually just a fat land whale whoring their-selves out to thirsty losers.
Man the harpoons and prep the flour.
>>711914200
Ah, hell no.
I'm most certainly not that kind of person.
DW, Not butt hurt you're not into me, I get that everyone has a type. :) Assuming I'm a ho though is kind of below the belt don't ya think?
>>711914260
No.
>>711914332
Depends on the dick. I don't have to know where it's been I'm not the jealous gotta know kinda girl. But I do have to know it's clean in more ways than one.
alright well I'm off, good night all.
if any of you see the rally car guy around, tell him I said hi
>>711914408
okay that was pretty hot
>>711914489
Night slothbro.
>>711914472
>But I do have to know it's clean in more ways than one.
>insider tip: not true
>>711914472
>inb4 youre my next door neighbour or something and I still cant make it work
>>711914489
G'night, slothguy
>>711914472
?
>>711914576
Looks like you need to moisturise the knob.
With moisturiser..
Everyone post dick
>>711914627
Oh boy. R8
>>711914544
You're funny. I was with the same person for 8 years and have yet to suck other dick.
>>711914557
>off by two
>>711914668
anonnz here, that's also a lie. lols
>>711914627
>>711914694
is that your username on fetlife?
>>711914668
just fuck that guy from wellywood
>>711914557
o7
got an interview at hells for delivery driver on monday
anyone worked at hells before, what to expect?
>>711914764
rip some phat skids g
>>711914764
It's like working in hell.
>>711914764
A lot of edgy cool kids who wear snapbacks and drink monsters.
>>711914764
Don't put your dick inside the pizza and ask if they ordered extra sausage.
>>711914408
more?
>>711914838
>>711914866
bad light bad angle
>>711914866
I have a question before I go to bed.
Why do you post them here?
>>711914866
any of you fucking?
could only find half the set.
>>711914962
That's a repost.
>>711914962
>>711914975
im not her
I'm new to the nz thread but you guys are all fags
>>711914759
What's good? I'm assuming it's me you're after.
I don't think anyone else shitposts race cars in here...
>>711915021
post face faggot
>>711915021
Yeah we are
>>711915041
just wondering if you were still active
I've seen too many people disappear every time I come back
>>711915009
>>711915020
ah okay that makes a lot more sense
anyway really must sleep, night all
>>711914962
exhibitionist
>>711915109
File size limit cucked most of my shit, but I'm still here all day, erry day
Thought you knew who it was, anyway?
>>711915109
>>711915198
Oop, didn't see the last part. G'night, man.
>>711915198
no mate, I don't think I know anyone here in real life
>>711915217
I'm not doing so great at sleeping here lmao
>>71191507
Kuk
>>711915273
Nah, like you know me by a different name on here (I think). The shitposting is just a character trait.
Go to bed, fool!
>>711915292
she's cute if you ask me
>>711911468
Wanna come hang up the skyline walkway with me?
>>711915690
Shit I don't even know if I could hike haha. But that looks AMAZING
>>711915788
It's just up mount kaukau, nothing crazy
CUCKCUCKCUCKCUCKCUCKCUCJCYCJCCUKCUCKUCKUCJYCKUCKCUCKYCJYCKCUCKVUVKUVKUCKUCKUCJYCUJCUCKC
Nice.
>>711916539
is this still not dead?
>>711916703
Fucking shiny mudkip wasted on that casual!?
>>711917033
You can't kill what is already dead inside.
I still play the fucking shit out of emerald
someone get me marawana.
going to be balls deep in fallout 4 and want dat high life imersion.
Peep my team $$
>>711917922
still playing pokemon games in this year being 18+
Bruh
>>711918096
where you at cuz
>>711918096
Don't you manicure your shit bro?
>>711918898
show your nails.
>>711918872
Hams dude, it looks green because of the flash but its this white rhino strain shit smells like eucalyptus
>>711919590
it looks green because of flash...
nigga you trippin
>>711919666
Fuck I wanna fight you
>>711919945
Fight? I wanna fuck you.
>>711919945
fight I wanna fuck you
>>711920017
>>711920203
i wanna fight-fuck you both.
>>711920297
I'll fuck n fight you
>>711920428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj4Nxsj_1t4
>>711920723
depressing.
cracker humor.
look at all those fucking criminals.
>>711920428
fight you? i wanna fuck
>>711921180
I'll fuck you up
So when we fucking?
>>711922054
after the fight
>>711922668
My body is ready.
How does it feel to be in a thread that has surpassed 4am?
>>711923007
incredibly depressing
>>711923263
How does it feel to have a dick go inside you?
Someone take my shaft!
