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Go to your local Craigslist free section.

3rd item down with a picture is your early Christmas gift.

What did you get, anon?
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i got a mobile home

aight
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a fucking box spring https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/zip/5878623542.html
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>>711886132
7ft Sofa, Has a bed in it
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I got some pieces of concrete.

:-\
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time to shitpost in comfort
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https://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/zip/5878493093.html
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a fucking hide a bed
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>>711886132
Yaaayyy! Free pallets!
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Oooh! I scored a badass card table!
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free fireworks

fuck yeah
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Just what I fucking needed
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>Free analog TV
>Photo albums

Who the fuck just gives away rapping material for free?

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/zip/5878383187.html
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cool
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Firewood! Sweet!
>i even get to haul it myself!
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Free wurlizter piano. First post. 3rd is 55 gallons of waste oil. Fuk
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>>711887136
15 ft long
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>>711886449
You in Seattle? I got the same exact post
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>>711886576
thats a cool cassette pillow
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Free kitten
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>>711886132
just a shopping cart
someone already took the ganoe
this upsets me
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>>711887136
What the fuck is this?
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Free oak door surrounds?
Grandma, you shouldn't have. No I mean it wtf
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>>711887602
from what i could guess, you know how sometimes people get nice things to put on top of curtains? I THINK thats what it is. But I'm not sure.
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>>711887599
"Ganoe" fucking lol'd
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>>711887599
Ganoe GONE
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>>711887828
Lmfao, that's what my wife said
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>>711887599
Someone stole your Christmas canoe? What a asshat
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>>711888001
haha, wild, but they look kinda tacky imo. I mean im not an interior decorator but those are ugly lol
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There's only two things in my local one, does that mean I'm getting nothing
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>>711887962
Kek
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>>711886132
yay I get free mattress
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>>711888349
you get nothing for Christmas, you pissed Santa off
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>>711887186
Shit where the fuck do you live? I would live a Wulizter
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>>711888500
File name kek'd & chek'd
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>>711886132
Sony 5 disc CD player with original remote.

https://edmonton.craigslist.ca/zip/5842784127.html
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>>711888577
Damn I got dubs,

chek'd myself
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>>711887136
What part of Phoenix are you in, fag?
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>>711888552
Near reading pa. Probably busted. 4 pics. Of it thoigh. Are they worth anything
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>>711889100
I'm from phx also lol wtf
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>>711886132
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>>711889100
Gilbert fag here
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>>711889100
god damn Avondale it sucks
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>>711889100
>>711889341
>>711889429
AZ fellas
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>>711886576
DEAR CHRIST AND KEK IN HEAVEN DO NOT GET THAT CHAIR.

I had one and it squeaks no matter how you lube it, and you slide out of it, so it will fuck your lower back.
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Sweet
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>>711889527
This is now a AZ thread...
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ok.
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>>711889332
Idk, just like the sound of them. Wouldn't mind having one myself if it were free
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16 of these, no oil included
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>>711888482
Email them and ask if it comes with water

post results
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I got 40 VHS. 5th guy down is giving a Llama away. Fuck
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Shit I never realized how much shit you could get for free, why pay?
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>>711889766
At least you have a place to store the bodies
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>>711889604
hows everyone in AZ doing? It is finally starting to be nice out.
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>>711886132
I got a potbelly pig.
Fucking southerners.
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>>711886132
I large, but old (read: heavy as all fuck) mitsubishi tv that doesnt turn on.

It shall become my fort.
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>>711886983

Weird looking cat
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>>711889960
what's gonna be the fort name, pal
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>>711886132
40 VHS movies
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>>711886449
Really handy for propping shit up with it.

Could make a nice makeshift jack stand for the car in your lawn with no wheels.
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Free weed whacker for whoever wants to pick up. Had it sitting in my garage for about a year. Turns on, but seems to have a hard time staying on when you pull the trigger. Pretty sure it's a simple fix for someone who knows what they're doing, which isn't me.

If interested, shoot me an email and I'll put it by the curb in the morning and send you the address.
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>>711890149
Fort Toyota!
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Yall niggaz want some ribz?
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>>711889874
Houston? ha i got the same thing lol
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>>711886708
Break them down and you got your self a pile of free firewood.
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Bunnies!
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These would have been useful 2 days ago.
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>>711886132
Just what I always wanted!
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>>711889915
>>711889604
>>711889527
>>711889429
get out of my state. Reeeeee
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>>711890277
Sweet! Hope ya conquer all other forts, my dude
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>>711890275
I had that whipper snipper once
Blew up in my hands a month in
Had to type this with my nose
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>>711890322
yes
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>>711886132
a tarot reading?
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>>711890513
This our state, fucker
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AWWWWW YEAH I GOT A FUCKING LLAMA NOW
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>>711887186
Might be able to convert a diesel engine/truck to run off the that shit. Or so I've heard.
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>>711889576
Hotlanta represent
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>>711890601
thats kinda cool actually, if you at all find that stuff even remotely interesting.
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a boat, a fucking boat.
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>>711887274

i just checked, yea its in puyallup
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>>711887599
holy fuck, bubs. a free ganoe and a shoppy carty
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>>711890675
Lucky basturd
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>>711890737
like what kind? I'm no sailor but can't those be worth some srs money
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>>711889576
nice
>>711889960
that power comsuption tho
>>711890447
late but sure
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>>711887599
FREE GANOE!!
GANOING GANOING GANONG
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>>711886132
I ken haz doggo.
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Free chikun
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>>711890886
GANOING GANOING GANOING
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>>711890675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbk2SBgPToc
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Damn, I did really well.
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>>711886576
Ye olde fapping chair
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Somebody wanna come knock it over with me?
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>>711891003
what the hell is up with those two corner seat cushions
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>>711890675
Ooh! Mint condition!
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>>711888500
Oh shit anon same picture.
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>>711889766
Paint the Halflife logo on them and resell um as official merchandise.
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>>711890935
Oh god, Roosters are loud
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for the lulz


got a '26 digital tv'
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>>711891274

other picture of my TV with included remote
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>>711889960
I remember a friend of mine had these while I was a teen growing up in the 90s. It was a true man cave: green walls, black sofa, and a poster-sized print of the Bikini Atoll bombing on the wall. We used to smoke while playing Madden... good times.
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Weed...?
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Moving boxes
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>>711890360
treating wood, that would probably kill you if you burn
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>>711891027
With torrenting, there is literally no reason to own VHS anymore.
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>>711891375
you think this a sting type thing? haha
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>>711887599
wait what, do you live in Florida?
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>>711890675
Email him and ask if the Llama has been tested for STD's
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>>711886132
free oak china cabinet not bad

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/zip/5878647877.html
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>Concrete and Rubble

ffs
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>>711887599
I live in Venice. lol. The weedwhacker is 3rd down for me.
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>>711886762

> larkpur
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>>711891003
>Damn, I did really well.
I'm in broward what's up fam
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Got a cat boys
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>>711891003
nigga I was just looking at that shit, and the boat was the 3rd one that sectional was the second one
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>>711889379

A wild Nidoran appear
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>>711891440
Pallets are not treated with anything. Probably should be, spliterous bastards.
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reminder that this is a datamining thread to know where most users live
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metal medical table VERY heavy
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>>711891557
Hey there fellow Portlander
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>>711886132
pretty lame.
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>>711891739
>>711891626
Poor Cuban NEET reporting in. I live in Hialeah so I could literally carry this stuff home.
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...I've had worse.
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puppy
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>>711891921
hello there

male or female?
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>>711887067
you in SD? im in bankers hill, myself
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>>711891949
I feel you my cuban brother
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>>711891274
"Digital" kekd
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>>711892116
Ha I'm in the hammocks
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>>711886132
>>711886132
a 10 year old chihuahua
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>>711892027
Dragon, actually
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>>711892720
KEK HEHE WHERES THAT FEDORA YOU CLEVER LIL MEMSTER
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>>711886132
fucking lol'd hard

http://denver.craigslist.org/zip/5878650541.html
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>>711891921
>>711891557

I bet you voted for Hillary, didn't you? Faggots.
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>>711890408
Those are squirrels.
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>>711893106
they were too busy jerking each other off to bernie porn to vote.
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>>711890935
kill pluck eat
happy life quick death good food
fuck roosters dits not a fucking cartoon they dont crow once at sun rise they crow 40 times 4am to noon every fucking day
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Description said it also comes with free speakers.
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>>711893101
Hahahha. What the fuck is wrong with people?
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>>711893106
Some of us didn't want either candidate and think the riots are bullshit
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>>711893372
Well, tell your friends to tell their friends to stop the rioting. Portland is such a shitty city, because it's 90% hipsters.
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>>711886983
I am also in Memphis.
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>>711892885
I don't own one, but I do have tons of hipster beanies.
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>>711886132
weed. lol
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>>711893859
what up sam hyde
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>>711889100
Tempefag here
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>>711888482
Or email them asking if it can be full when you get there so you can check for leaks before taking it, then just go for a swim in strangers yard
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>>711887599

>ganoe

:DDD
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>>711893654
Ironically, it is the friends of my friends that are rioting. Oh, and a crazy feminist ex-girlfriend.
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>>711889100
yeh my fellow az fags
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>>711893975
fucking kekd hard
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>>711889100
Central here.
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>>711894233
>>711894157
yeahhhhhhh, az dudes
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>>711893816
makes me sad to think the person that used them probably died or something, which is why they are being given away
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Could be fun to break I guess
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I can't understand.
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>>711893975
FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>711886132
cool i get lunch
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>>711891591
No shit!? I'm the second one down!
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>>711886132
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>>711893913
I just had to look up who that was. What a strange fellow.
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>>711886132
What a steal.
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>>711890993
This is very disturbing
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>>711893975
but those not free
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Fucking hick is probably saving for some smoke stacks on his truck

God damn good old boys
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>>711889632
Chino hills. Wtf. Never expected to see that. PC Chino Hills bro?
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Nice
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The fuck?
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I was looking through Craigslist, because I was bored and I found this beaut. You know what? I'm going to do it. I'm going to get a free house. I mean the back bedroom had a tree fall into it, but other than that, it's perfectly functional.
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>>711895182
Just turn it into a cuck shed. Us over on /diy/ can help you.
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>>711888500
Grapevine? Nice
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>>711895182
are you any sort of carpenter?
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>>711895623
Nope. But hey, it's free. I'd figure I'd flip it and try to make as much as I can from it
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https://elpaso.craigslist.org/zip/5877483281
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>>711895808

Free aside from you paying to move it to land you have to pay for?
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>>711895808
Well, they already tried that, and it didnt work, so they are giving it away for free.

And if you dont fix the place up, the only people you will be able to get to rent that shit from you are dirty mexicans, crackheads and niggers.
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>>711895948
Hey now, this is a Christian imageboard. No sinks.
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>>711896155

I laffed when i went 3 posts down and saw it
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There was only three things
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>>711896094
Already own some land
>>711896095
win win situation
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A shelf. At least it's useful.
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>>711896336

So then you just have to pay to move it. It looks like you were already paying for the land, unless you are a tax cheat....
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Some cardboard boxes
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>>711887599
underrated post
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>>711886132
I got a fucking garage door opener.
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Set this bad boy up anyways and fuck where ever I want anything is my bed with is badboy
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>>711886983
>>711893768
Also in Memphis here.
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>>711887756
Probebly worth a bit to a reclaimers yard
>profit
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Someone got fucking punkt. This gave me a giggle.
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>>711895182
I'm sure they'll require you to move it, which will probably cost more than it's worth.
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>>711895283
What the hell is a cuck shed?
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I have always wanted free guinea pigs, but I haven't the space
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>>711898089
ouch
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sheeeeit...i'm rollin in style nao
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>>711886308
REPPIN THE 714
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>>711897732
>cuck shed

Im dying here anon
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Got a fish tank
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broken sofa sleeper
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>>711888001
Is your wife hot?
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>>711891626
fort laudie here
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>>711898800
your like that friend in middle school thatd have a porn dvd and ask you if you wanna watch it together
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>>711895182
>this is called a house in the US

The land of opportunity everybody
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>>711886132
I'm not posting a fucking picture of a text ad.

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Craiglists for faggots
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>>711899004
We are one of the same soul anon.
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I'm ok with this.
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>>711899468
fuck yeah. food.
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I got sand....
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>>it's free real estate
Check these dubs
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>>711900016
Forgot link
https://beaumont.craigslist.org/zip/5867477365.html
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Awww shit, son. Fucking lightbulbs.
That's a win in my book.
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>>711895182
Where did you find that? It looks exactly like a trailer I lived in, which ironically had a tree fall in the back room.
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>>711889576
I'm cumming too
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Fuck yea. Two futons
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Pet get
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>>711891982
I'm scared to think anon, whats worse than horse shit?
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Someone probably died on the bed. The owner claims it's a wine stain.
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>>711900956
seems legit hahahah
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>>711890322
Also in LA
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I got nothing! :(
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>>711894684
Shut the fuck up you fucking brickshitter, what am I a commie to give things for free? Those are good blocks, the only thing I can give you for free is a kick in your sorry ass. This is america you know and proud american you're taking to. I told you once already you fucking punk stop asking questions and catching me by my fucking words. This is simple, you want bricks, come pay and get them, as many as you fucking need, don't ask if three is fine, stop calling me, writing fucking emails, coming to my house and pointing out on anonymous image boards that those are free. I know you're just one guy who's doing it, punk, and I swear, next time you try this I'm gonna fucking find you. I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
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top meme
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>>711902949
thats a nice blue chair, faggot
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>>711886132
i got the offer of a blow n go bj from a 50yo man.
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wew lad
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>>711890675
1. GET THE LLAMA
2. GIVE LLAMA VODKA
3. POST RESULTS
4. PROFIT
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>>711902905
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>>711902905
.
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>>711886132
Rats.
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>>711889535
>>711886576
I have one of those chairs. Can confirm. If you lean back in the slightest

>REEEEEEE
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>>711888500
INB4 bedbug infestation
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>>711891027
>the NUTTY professor
is that porn
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>"like it straight up? Even more if it's ICE COLD & on THE ROCKS?"

haha lol trust us aussies to have ice [meth] on the fucking third listing on melbourne craigslist
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I win.
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I got leaves, who the fuck goes on Craigslist for leaves?
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btw the link is @ https://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/zip/5865801015.html
oh ya and btw shit is not free... $50 minimum!! i feel betrayed bros
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>>711886132
Oh boy, new shitters to clog!!!
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>>711904523
I do. I like leaves and levers, it's the closest I can get to lovers. Besides it's a season for leaves now.
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>>711891728
do the grils panties come with it?
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>>711905034
No, those panties belong to a strong independent woman!!
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>vibrator used very few times
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aww hell yeah
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Do you think it's used?
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>>711893975
>>711894165
>>711894437
>>711894684

Falling for the stalest of pastas. You should feel ashamed
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>>711886132

i got a dishwasher for recycling

this is the worst christmas ever
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>>711891441
u sure must be very young....
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>>711905347

So do we share? or do we turn this in to a group activity
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>>711898089
Rip one in half in front of the other.
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>>711886132
Some neckbeards nasty ass chair.
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>>711898658
Hello Jacksonville
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>>711887599
Jesus fucking christ I lol'd
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These creepy bunkbeds.

Do they come with the sheets that make it so you can't sleep clowns will eat me?
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>>711907095
I just realized those are cars on the sheets. I am without my glasses and thought they were clowns
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>>711904001
Rats are awesome pets, shoulder animals that don't poop as often as a parrots, like to groom your hair, and are actually very clean
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Woo.... Not
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>>711891494
This made me laugh.
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>>711898658
You fukken liar.
You get a concrete post, just like me.
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some card board boxes
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>>711900903
not much.
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>>711909149
Cat paradise
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free dirt everybody! woo!
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>>711896642
bruh winnipeg?
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>>711894534
>walk in shower
neat
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>>711891274
>>711891331
>>711892129

That's CRT, anon
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Three large trees...
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weed.
not joking.
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I fucking wish I was making this up (there was only one result so tah dah)

http://newcastle.craigslist.co.uk/zip/5865485943.html
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>>711886132
https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/zip/5878602971.html I'm fine with this
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Neat.
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Free basketball hoop and stand
trying to breed niggers
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>>711886132

oh fuckkkkk.

I got a trailer house.

Where the fuck am I going to keep that shit?
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>>711911102
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>>711887548
aww
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>>711910407
>Drop tree on top of house
>Leave
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Now i can shitpost in style
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>>711910407
Ive got a drivers liscence and car insurance. Ill cut em down
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>>711910747
Kek
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