Secret's thread. What's on your mind anons?
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Secret's thread. What's on your mind anons?
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I pee in toilets.
I want to die a swift death and not suicide. Ideal way is to have the ceiling collapsed on my head. I'm bored of living
I'm fucking a GILF. She's a 57 y/o gym bunny.
>be 39
I was 7 when her kids were born.
>>711885435
moms car fongered me in the back of my friend
I feel like no one likes me at all. All my friends are fake, people lie to me, etc.
>>711885435
my life is basically normal. sometimes i lie for no reason, and i dont know why i do it.
I smoke way more weed then I'd like to admit.
>>711887267
Find new people to hand out with. It's hard but worth it.
I'm really fucking terrible with money. I'm mostly coasting through life until I can find a spouse who can manage money for me (not make all the money, just take care of finances).
I'm deeply in love with my sister. She has been ignoring for over a year now and I get the feeling she knows. I still can't get these feelings out of my head and all I feel is deep emotional pain now.
I wanna go home, I really do. I get scared and happy at the same time when I think about going home.
FUCK
>>711885435
I fear my toilet
I have (tentative) plans to be in the middle of a gangbang, and also to be drugged and fucked on camera by a friend. When we eventually meet.
I rape pigs and goats on my farm. Sometimes i'll mutilate their genitals too just for fun. I also snort a lot of meth then go on rape spree out in my farm with all the pigs and goats. I tried to do it to a chicken but it just died on me because of internal bleeding. I need help but I just can't muster up the courage to seek it
>>711887267
are you my gf?
if so, you know you're wrong. it's just your anxiety. It doesn't make it easier to get through, but at some level you know that people like you.
>>711889444
nope.
>>711889545
I would literally raze that entire house to the fucking ground
I'm a pathological liar and manipulative person. I have morbid fascinations and curiosities with psychopathy and neurology.
>>711889620
Try raping a bull.
>>711889620
You are a fucked up person dude...You need to be shot
>>711889802
Run for president
>>711889545
Yeah u gunna need to plunge that or something
I've been addicted to alcohol, coke. Was a choice abuser of weed and shrooms and MDMA for years as well.
Now that I'm 38 I've cut back on all except booze.
That was a rough few years.
my wife wouldn't have a mmf threesome.
So I found someone from craigslist, drugged her (roofie + more) and had him come over and fuck her while I watched and joined in.
watching him cum in her was incredbile
Had sex with my cousin when I was 7 can't really look her in the eyes
>>711890133
If i knew who u were i'd kill you with my bare hands
>>711890133
Cuck
I work for local law enforcement and a large portion of my precinct has banded together and took to profiling teenagers behind the wheel to score narcotics that we then resell back to a major drug cartel in the area.
All of my money came from hocking a car I won in a pink slip race from a man that was too drunk to know what I did to him.
>>711890133
What was it like when your dickskins rubbed?
I used to jack off my dog when I was a teenager. Also led to anal play, then finally full on anal fucking with cum guzzling and gushing out of my asshole after he finished. Was amazing, felt so lubed up and slimey in my ass with his huge dog dick rammed inside my small little tight virgin hole. Was great! Felt like heavan letting my dog mount me like a little bitch getting raped. I am a guy too
I really enjoy male and female sexual roleplays, aince you can break physical rues, but the site I go on is swamped with males. Solution, i play as the hot slutty female, amd ive gotten pretty good at it. Problem is one of the guys I long term play with wants to meet me to fuck and hang out.
TL;DR I catfish.
>>711890717
Then my dog would eat my ass for a long time licking up the cum from my abused ass...felt so amazing
i'm not gay but i get off to shemale (only hot ones) porn and occasionally (only when i'm wasted) suck my own dick
>>711890767
I've sort of catfished a group of friends I met online in an now dead mmo (swg) for years now. Met them back in 2007ish and to this day they still think I'm a chick.
>>711886987
pics?
Everyone on here including myself has a serious mental illness(s)
I feel empathy for people on the outskirts of society and get called a bleeding heart for it.
>>711890960
speak for yourself there cucky
I work in a call center and find great amusement from dreaming up what laws people have broken, fucked up shit they've done, etc based on their voice and name.
I started doing drugs at 9 y/o. My father was prescribed oxycontin and i thought it was vitamine. I took those pills until I was 14
>>711891085
I don't give a fuck about anybody but can easily understand everyone and their perspective.
I like to eat asshole....Man or Woman, as long as it's shaved and clean. Also, bubbly
LM, I want to be your "something different."
Pretty sure my crush, someone who has become really good friends with me just told me she doesn't respect me.
>>711887267
STFU you piece of shit. Fuck, I hate your guts.
I want to kill myself but I'm too sacred to do it on hopes that things get better
>>711889571
Don't get AIDS. Gangbangs are usually with people who are extremely promiscuous.
>>711889802
I don't believe you.
>>711889932
Do you feel better about yourself now? What a dumbass.
>>711890464
Fuck off SJW. Why are you here?
>>711891185
I'd quite like to call in and see how close you get.
>>711892341
Cuck
I have spoken with God and now I see you
i gave myself a black eye because i hate myself so god damn much. but i told my roommates it's from some bullshit at work, and i told the folks at work it's from some bullshit at home. hah
Have a g/f yet I keep going on CL for threesomes.
>>711892073
i was in the same boat, things do get better dude. maybe not tomorrow, or next week, or even next month. but hang in there /b/ro. i'm rootin for ya
I once masturbated into the mayo at a Subway in Sydney.
>>711891085
I don't think there's anything wrong about empathizing with others. Totally normal and I do it as well.
>>711890133
I want to do something similar with my sister and what did you do exactly?
I fuck girls and make them really like me, like wanting me to meet their parents and shit.
Then I just turn into an asshole and stop talking to them. Idk why
I've helped my past 3 ex gfs to fuck dogs
>>711890133
this is awesome. can i come over?
I am helplessly alcoholic, and nobody knows how serious my problem actually is. I'm drinking a fifth of vodka every day to not slip into delirium. I am also a horrible porn addict. I have a great gf, but i can't seem to stop watching fucked up porn. she would break up with me if she knew the things i watch, and how often i watch it. i also have a friend who is guilty of extreme child abuse. no one knows he is guilty except me, and i have kept my mouth shut. someone else is currently in prison because of something that my friend did. fuck /b/..
I make up lies in my head and practice them and come up with responses so it makes it like I'm telling the truth
I fuck girls and make them like me, having me meet there parents and shit.
Then I stop talking to them and be an asshole, idk why
>>711893140
how do you even make that happen?
I don't have the balls to kill myself but I wake up everyday hoping I die in a car crash or something.
I've had little experiences with drugs and the like here and there in my early youth.
I'm a right brilliant person by others' merits.
I'm well shot of all the self help, psychological analysis, normie existential crises, and whatnot.
But now I sit here, late at night, choked up on commercial painkillers.
I just...
I get that life is short. I get that I might actually be predispositioned in life to get a worse deal than I even know right now. I'm not really upset about that at all. I fully expect to not make it past 50 due to human error, a freak accident, or something equally mundane, but fun.
I've got most of my ducks in a row, I do.
I just wonder... whether I should turn to drugs. Some part of me is just reveling in the moment, void of any feeling of air, or my bones, a little stunted from reality as the torrent of nonsense just trickles down every now and then. The information age, blasting my naivete with headline after headline. I'll have no clue how life will seem to someone who never knew life without being tempted by servers full of anything you can think of.
I have the rest of my days ahead of me. A real human being, with a real shot. Several if I'm being honest.
I really wouldn't mind if I picked a poison, just because. But, some part of me wants to see if I can try life without it, just because.
I wonder what the situation will be in the mornings after this, because I know my indecision and grandeur in the moment isn't going to guarantee that nothing happens after the sun rises today, like I want it to.
>>711893119
got us a timestamped pic of her yet?
>>711893502
I would make a joke about it to bring the subject up and then make light of it. A while later I'd bring it up again but lore seriously and say i looked into it and show them pictures and written accounts from women who have tried it.. the first gf didn't want to do it but tried it for me the other 2 were hooked immediately
>>711895148
Not yet im still trying to find out what to get to knock her out
>>711889666
>Check'd
I don't seed my torrents
>>711893897
Narcissistic personality disorder
>>711895845
We are the biggest sinners.
>>711890960
Secrets not obvious facts
>>711893042
How do you find the real ones. I've tried a few times but it's all just bullshit
>>711888412
Is this a lie
>>711889620
I loled.
What is it like to rape an animal? Why do you do it?
>>711895715
just fucking sleeping pill her m8. get it into her when its fairly late and she'll just think she dozed off.
pull her tits out, timestamp a pic, and then I will believe you and help you every step of the way. until then you're a fucking autist
i invested all of my inheritence into bitcoin. got scammed by a high school friend saying he would give me a 15% return if i sent him all my bitcoin. i never saw my bitcoin again and he hasnt spoken to me. my family wonders why im still poor. it was about 6 months ago and 33.5 bitcoin.
I'm a lifelong, "straight ticket" Democrat who has voted for Democrats in every election since 1991.
And in this election I voted for Trump. I just couldn't take the leftist, sjw culture any more. Those people are insane.
>>711890133
You got cucked by your rape victim. That's next level anon.
>>711885435
i dropped out of highschool in grade 11 and told my family that i graduated, its 4 years later and they still believe it. its a source of stress for me every single day
I've fingered girls I definitely should not have. They seemed to enjoy it quite a bit. I know I sure as hell did.
>>711892073
Things do get better but only if you go outside.
>>711897301
How do they not question you? Are they all retarded?
I'm still in love with my ex, and my current partner doesn't know.
>>711893897
ur just high out of ur mind probably on percs or oxy and ur very inspired tomorrow your gonna feel like shit and you gonna do some more drugs. Its called addiction denial.
>>711885435
Alright so I tried /x/ but the thread was not very active so I come back on here to ask for advice on dating.
Yeah I get that is stupid to do on here but fuck you I'm doing it anyway.
Now I know you fine gentlemen are family with conspiracies and religious views especially coming across very unique people in time so what I wish to do is to find an area were I could easily come across a woman that is close to my taste in what I find attractive.
I would like to meet a woman that is into extreme hardcore BDSM because that is what I like and I wish to find a woman that is into those sexual desires like I am especially as well into painful peasures and bondage which is very enticing for me. I would also like for her to be a hardcore devoted Christian like me because I wish to have a girl that is devoted to god or if not at least for her to open her heart and soul to god after I introduce her to the world of God's holiness. I would also want for her to be very submissive and very obedient because I would love for a woman to submit herself to me and my will and my desires so that I can take good care of the sweet gentle woman that would be my soul mate and as well have full control, basically like I'm her owner. Lastly I would hope for her to be very loving and sweet especially pure and not corrupted.
So I ask you friends were would I meet such a delicate woman of my desires?
Also just to keep this weapons related I would like to know what gun you conceal carry and which ones do you like to conceal carry the most from your collection if not then what type of handgun do you plan to get so you can conceal carry?
>>711897784
i have no clue, i suppose i'm just a good liar, and i'm too much of a coward to own up to it
>>711885435
I fucked one of my gay friends a couple months ago. When I think about it I feel ashamed of letting another dude cum in me. But when I fap to the memory of it I cum harder than when I'm fapping to anything else. Why can't regular me and horny me just agree?
>>711895845
If I met you in real life I would kill you with my bare hands
I fuck all girls RAW,
Dont like condoms for shit because they dont keep me hard for long
Got a few STD's Chlamedia ,Ghonorrea, and HPV (warts) clear em up usually from a nurse that gives me free antibiotics and shots.
i drugged my abusive stepdad and made him get arrested and he went to prison for 20 years...
>>711897882
>If I met you in real life I would kill you with my bare hands
>>711897103
Not that anon, but can't people have allergic reactions to sleeping pills or some shit? And how do you sneak them a sleeping pill, is there a liquid form?
I think about killing myself daily. Already tried to get help, but it didn't work. The only thing stopping me is the awful situation my mom and dad will have to face if I do it. Kinda pathetic that the only thing keeping me alive is trying not to make someone sad.
>>711895528
Greentext. What's the other two say about it after?
My girlfriend and I broke up after i just didnt talk to her for two weeks, i quit my internship, and i have a mountain of work to do if i want to even pass some of my classes this year.
I quit smoking weed as much but i get anxiety hell bad.
How do i get some self discipline? I just wanna make it /b/ros
>>711889802
white, male, 15 years old, thinks he's a 'genius'
>>711898559
ANTIDEPRESSANTS?
>>711885435
I used to bang my drunken-coma mother from ages 10-14, when "somebody" knocked her up. She sobered up and raised that (our) child better. Years later, my sister (and daughter) is the one who introduced me to 4chan... she looks like a hot young female version of me. I won't tell more, she is on /b/ to right now.
>>711898773
>Already tried to get help, but it didn't work
That includes antidepressants.
>>711898547
same way people can have allergies for everything, technically. if you're worried, start off with a quarter dose or something and see if she lives. It's unlikely to be a problem.
you can grind it up and mix it in with some things more easily than others - smoothies, etc. some will dissolve pretty effectively.
They do make liquid ones but I have no experience with them.
To get rid of a recovery meth addict co worker. I spiked a cigarette with meth to get rid of her.
>>711898851
That... my brother is around 15 years older and Mom brags about sobering up because of me. I'm gonna' get my brother to get a DNA test. If this is true, you fucked up "Dad."
>>711898851
>>711899417
kek
nice b8 m8
>>711897332
siblings?
>>711885435
I need to fuvk a trans. Someone petite. So I know im not a fag. Yes I know they have a dick. But I need to know ots the female body and not the cock that im attracted to. Kik: WrongContact
"You're a good guy. Why are you single?"
>>711899417
He says he knows you are on 4chan, so he's probably fucking with you.
>>711893160
what happened to the child? report your friend anonymously.
>>711885435
I want to dance daddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZa2ndYejDE
>>711891694
By bubbly you mean hemorrhoids.
>>711885435
just found out the girl i'm having an affair with is a manipulative, malignant narcissist. We's into rough sex, but I'm going to see if I can hatefuck my way to her limits before dumping her ass.
I fingered my cuisine while she was sleeping. She was 8 years old. Would have fucked her if it weren't fir that we weren't hole alone.
>>711890133
did he suspect it was non-consensual?
>>711900218
Was it Lean Cuisine? Those are really tasty.
>>711900218
You're too old to play with your food. Stop it.
my mom kind of used to do a "arrangement"something for the landlord and to push the rent payment further on
>used to hear my mom beg and plead with the landlord about the rent through the houses paper thin walls
>eventually it would get to the point where my mom or him would remove their clothes and get on her loud spring bed and take her to pound town
>I think mom liked it by the way she moaned like a whore in heat and the way she praised him in front of me on how kind he would be on allowing them to pay the rent later
Pic related it's mom and never told anyone about this
>>711900218
Sexualizing 8 year old food is totally gross.
>>711890917
What server were you from lmao
>>711899680
retard bait
>>711890551
you are human garbage. enjoy hell
>>711900597
Oh shit another swg player. I played on kettemoor originally and then transferred to starsider because kettemoor was getting shut down for inactivity. Also played on testcenter like a pleb, but mostly starsider.
>>711885435
i want to kill someone. I think about it everyday
>>711889620
Good to see Muslims are on /b/.
>>711900386
I have a place I can rent to your mom
>>711901017
That's not common? I thought thinking about it but not actually doing it was what everyone who is not a killer does.
>>711901056
Thanks... I nearly choked on my beer laughing.
I fucked my best friends brother and she still doesnt know
>>711901132
looking for vulnerable people constantly on the subway is not common though
>>711901132
i've made so many plans tho...
I make plans and watch detective shows taking notes on how to evade capture. i REALLLY want to do it.
>>711885435
I may or may not know of someone who definitely is not me who has murdered 65 people.
I got coerced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it
feels good to finally say it
I want to flirt with two guys who actively hang out in a group with me and that's just a bad fucking idea.
>>711885435
I voted for Trump, my family is lefty af. They think I voted Clinton. I voted Trump because they nearly disowned me for owning a gun.
Thank god I moved out of town.
>>711901369
Yeah proly
>>711901369
Im constantly doing the same thing dont worry Ive been flirting with like 3 guys while they're all there and they dont seem to care
>>711901056
Good seeing you too.
/b/omb is really fun.
>>711897193
Same.
I voted Democrat everything else, like I voted for straight ticket Dem before.. but not this year. Fuck the crybaby shit.
>>711901433
Forgot pic.
If only they knew my arsenal now. I do sports shooting.
I fingered my mum while she was out on cold medicine once. came on her leg, it woke her up, snuck out of the room while she went to the bathroom to check what that was, and we never talked about it again.
>>711901285
Don't kill an innocent. Kill a gang banger. No one will care anyway
>>711885435
And they are secrets for a reason. fuck off. Sage
>>711901584
>Kill a gang banger. No one will care anyway
True, will be seen as "no humans involved."
4 year long online relationship with some ua chick from California.
Whenever my gf gets angry at me for no fucking reason at all, I go to a local gay spot and get fucked by men
Remember, it's not gay if you don't kiss
>>711901584
it's all the same to me man.
a hobo or a gangbanger is nice but if you were to abduct and remove an innocent, the agony that persons family goes through (of not knowing) is palpable.
I really want to kill just about everyone i meet and watch the results.
>>711901846
lol catfish, it's a dude bro
>>711901871
>Remember, it's not gay if you don't kiss
Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy...
I was molested by the son of my mom's friend and had an incestuous relationship with my sister. Not sure if it fucked me up mentally. Mostly I feel like I'm normal, but sometimes weird emotions and behavior comes through, but helI don't know.
>>711901846
She's an uggo, a guy or an uggo guy.
>>711897103
Ok Ill get the pills this week hopefully and do you browse /b/ often? Just so I can find you when I have the pics
My younger sister was eleven, but I figured that was ripe enough for fucking.
>>711902423
Welcome to /b/, you are /b/ normal.
i've raped 3 women.
>>711902524
just jump on a secrets thread, 50% chance I'll be here
>>711885435
what do you do when a girl is too good for you?
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend because she doesn't like that I get paid to euthanize dogs
>>711902586
Well then I guess I'm fine
>>711885435
Why do you keep posting this fucking facebook tier shit you fucking newfag?
>>711902711
Bullshit, that isnt the case, dont do that to yourself.
>>711902671
Ok gotcha and once everything is set hopefully you'll be the one to fuck her lol
>>711902711
I walk away. I could get them, but I'd just drag them down with my fucked up shit and ruin what I like about them most.
>>711903862
if you're legit, sure. I'd make the trip required to fuck the girl in those pics.
>>711903932
Damn you like her that much huh well then ill have them by the end of the week just keep a look out for me
>>711900386
Your mom is hot what do you expect
>>711900935
I'll fuck you retarded
>>711897119
I was expecting at least someone to say i should "do something" about it (which is what i was "planning" on doing) but he has two kids. Not sure if any of you have had 25,000$ stolen from you before but it keeps you up at night.
>>711905194
I don't think you understand what "stolen" means
My friends killed a hobo. I did not participate in that incident, but I used to go with them and beat the shit out of them for fun.
>>711897817
Boring
>>711889805
this!
>>711898684
Don't be a bitch
I think i like my best friend's ex and I'm saddened that I'll never see her again. It's not much of a secret but i still feel bad about it.
I'm horny.
My family and friends think I'm one the most happy go lucky and laid back people in the world.
They praise me for being kind, funny, and smart constantly. They come to me with their problems for comfort and advice because they know I'm good for it and that they can always find a warm welcome and accepting smile with me.
I only do it for their sake though.
I'm unhappy and unfulfilled. I feel like I'm going nowhere and will never amount to anything. It's this crushing sort of pressure I can only describe as feeling like I'm slowly sinking with no salvation in sight.
I legitimately hate my life.
I can never tell any of them this because it would destroy them, their perception of me, and their ability to depend on me as a rock for them to hold on to when things get bad in their own lives.
I probably have some form of depression, but I've never been to a doctor, and never will for the aforementioned reasons.
I doubt anyone here will read this whole post, let alone care. This is just something that's been weighing down on me for years now and I had to let the pressure out.
inb4 suicide - I'm way too damn stubborn to ever give up and do something like that.
>>711893119
I think i have that same blanket
Found a good female friends diary a couple years back, took a picture of every page and molded myself to be everything she liked in a man. Been married for 4 years now and couldn't be happy. I've contemplated telling her before, but I'm honestly scared she'll leave me if I do.
>>711907958
Couldn't be happier*.
>>711907236
Ever feel just... numb?
I don't feel like I'm sad or depressed. I don't feel just about anything. Last time I cried was when my pet died many years ago and my eyes nearly bled from the irritation. Don't know how to express any other emotion other than fake excitedness and happiness. But I do feel numb. Very. Very. Numb.
Wife left me, still lives with me because she's a low life who nobody wants and we have a kid together. 5 years of my life down the drain and I can't even feel it.
At least you have an idea on what you are feeling anon.
>>711892193
The post, the response, the picture.
I'm fucking losing it.
>>711907236
Yo nigga, its nice and good of you to care and listen to others. But never forget to take care of yourself too. You are no good for them if you too are not in a good place. I've been there, the empty unfulfilled void. Nothing is interesting or satisfying. Go to a doctor, could be depression, I don't know. But you don't have tell anyone you are seeing a doc for depression or anything for that matter. Just don't self diagnose, get help. Hell, all you may need is to get away for a short while. But that's up to you.
I have OCD which is causing me to notice involuntary bodily actions and is slowly breaking me down, and I have no idea what to do about it because it's such an odd thing.
>>711886927
i got you covered bro:
>buy cheap used motorcycle
>take to highway, wear no helmet
>hit truck head on at high speed
death is almost guaranteed
>Be 27, dating 16 yo cutie, her sister is 11, cute face tomboy
>A little more than a year later, she gets pregnant and we move in together
>4 months into pregnancy, we go to family reunion, her dad has 12 brothers and sisters, she has a shit load of cousins, get blowjob from her 14 yo cousin
> 2 months after that, cousin has menstruation for a month straight, turns out she has a problem and they have to remove her uterus
>Visit her family again, see cousin in hospital. Her now 13 yo sister is there, hair grown out, looking good AF
>Stay up late drinking with her dad, gf goes to bed early
>After everyone else is out for the night, sister comes downstairs in T-shirt and panties, no bra
>We talk for a long while, she flirts a lot
>Nothing happens though, just bonding.
>Sister comes to visit for a month over the summer
>Starts off as holding hands when gf (now fiancee) isn't around, then making out, one time with her wearing my college hoodie, shit was so cash
>We did everything but fuck before she left
>Best and most exciting part is when I get any opportunity to leave the house, like when she needs things (preparing to have the baby), paint for the nursery, diapers, etc. I meet up with her sister and we fuck like animals in my car.
>Gf wants me to get a minivan, I'm alright with this since I'll be choosing something that folds down into a bed in the back seat.
My girlfriend loves me to the point where she would do almost anything for me and yet I hate her guts. I've fantasised often about using her until she's depressed, hopeless and alone, only to abandon her. I don't know why I'm like this, maybe I'm just a fucking twisted sadist but I still keep telling her I love her even though I know I should break up with her already.
>>711890551
>selling small quantities of drugs to a major drug cartel
how does that even works?
>>711885435
it's free real estate
>>711891085
>empathy
catachresis
>>711909014
Why do you hate her?
I once convinced someone to commit suicide.
>>711885435
Is a trap...
>>711885435
Anon from the other night
I'm still binging on that 1.75
I think I want to slam it once
Is the rush great enough that you have to experience it at least once ?
The secret
I just pussied out of it and now have .06 dissolved into a pretty 30 cc shot already rigged and ready but I pussied out
Is it worth it ?
>>711900386
damn if thats really your mom then i wanna be her landlord as well, shes damn fine!
>>711909457
I guess it's not exactly hate, but it might as well be. I make her do things she's uncomfortable with all the time just because I enjoy seeing it and I'm almost always angry at her about something she obviously couldn't have helped.
>>711907236
They already know.
i got my sister pregnant when she was 16. but we didnt have it. sometimes i wonder what would have happened if we did.
>>711910175
Does she deserve that?
I still wan't some closure with her. Maybe she is interested, maybe not. Nothing is definitive in her behavior.
But I don't see her enough to just message her, or talk to her inperson to try and get an answer.
It's not like my intention have been hidden. It is obvious as fuck that I am interested. I tied even. Met up once, haven't since. Tried 3 times
But is she? Some stuff says yes, other stuff says no.
Why did I have to fall for a girl thats awkward as fuck?
I fap to my sister daily and really want to have sex with her.
>>711912311
she's too old. if you didnt do anything when you were young or she was young, its too late.
>>711885435
Im a girl and have a penis. Shit's cash. No one knows ^_^
>>711900440
>>711900359
>>711900341
topkek.
I have everything made, I go to an outstanding university, I'm fairly good looking, I get regular sex, I have some good friends but im not happy and I haven't been for a long time
>>711912484
I disagree. Although I do think it's exponentially harder as you become adults, it's not impossible. Had sex with my cousin I grew up with (might as well been my sister because we hung out so much) last year when I was 23 and she was 21. I think there was some slight sexual tension when we were growing up, so that probably helped, but either way it's still entirely possible, just not very probable.
a few of us would fuck another friends 14 yr old sister, we were 16-17
after HS fucked my friends mom, she was a cute mid 40's white milf
>>711893131
I do this unintentionaly. Always i find sweet girl, i make them addictaded to me and then i turn into monster. Hate myself because this, want to die everyday. Even now living with great gf, but have alrdy started my asshole act.
I tape videos of my cat and post them on 4chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHCgGKiTp5w
>>711900386
my mom was doing something similar, guys in our apt building loaned her 20-30 bucks, they must have felt bad, her being single raising two kids, she wouldnt pay back, but would blow them instead
>>711907236
Someone like you sitting here, thinking everyday should i open my mouth and tell for someone. But have been thinking that for couple years now, so dont see it happening anytime soo.
>>711897900
Checked. please tell a story with graduating but not graduating.
i have whored out girlfriends, she thought we were swinging or meeting guys for her to fuck, but they were paying me to fuck her
>>711885435
I post my own noods here and you have no way of knowing who I am
>>711900995
I played swg on Corbantis.
My roommate was a programmer.
He told me how to unlock Jedi.
I was one of the first Jedi, but not the first. It would have been too obvious if it was me. Ended up using the slicing hack on a lightsaber and went to Naboo.on a killing spree on my first day out as a Jedi.
I've cheated on my boyfriend because he doesn't want to do anal, i really wanted to try it but he's grossed out by it. after talking about it for 2 months. i talked about it with one of his friends, it kinda started out as a joke that he'd be down to help out but after a little while we actually did it. i absolutely loved it, it made me feel so dirty. i do feel kinda bad for cheating because the rest of our relationship is pretty good, but i just had to try it.
>>711885435
I was very hurt growing up as a child. They say: the most hurt are the most kindest: I can agree with that.
>>711885435
im in a relationship of over 2 years now, shes perfect and she means the world to me, shes amazing in every way and we are completely happy together, im in really good terms with all of her family as well....
The thing is, i started to visit the gym for over a year now because i was getting out of shape and there is a girl there with the most perfect ass ive ever seen that has been hitting on me, and i dont know what to do anymore, i really love my GF but that ass is driving me crazy, should i make a move?
>>711917593
Make a move...as soon as you leave your current girlfriend. Don't be a piece of shit scumbag, just leave her.
>>711917593
Be a good guy and don't do anything.
>>711917740
but i dont wanna leave my GF, because things are really perfect with us, and im sure its just a one time thing over that perfect ass, but thats the thing, i dont know if i should make a move and try to go for that one time thing or not, because its too risky
I got molested by a guy who was a family friend when i was 10. He has cancer now, i hope he dies.
>>711917786
yea i probably wont, its too risky to ruin a perfect relationship just for an ass, the thought of fucking her just once wont leave my mind tho.
>>711917849
green text?
>>711917088
so you're cheating on him with hid own friend .? do you really only take it up the ass with him ?
>>711917849
I hope that too, if I was in your shoes. I will not allow people to remember him as a good person.
I'll ruin his life real bad and expose him for the scumbag he is. That's just me though.
>>711917849
Damn child molesters giving pedos a bad name again
Im with you tho I hope its testicular cancer
>>711918735
yes i only do anal with him. it does kinda help with the guilt, it feels less like cheating because my bf never did anal with me nor wanted to do it.
>>711918803
Would've done that if he stayed in the country but the fuckface left.
>>711896019
But, I'm not Narcissistic.
>>711897870
Oxy. Probably.
>>711901532
Fuck me. Did you find that lot under a pile of scrap out in the fields?
Holy hell, I drunkenly posted in this thread before I went to sleep last night ... slow morning, /b/?
I wank over girls doing the macarena
>>711901369
Cory is that you slut??
>>711889140
>smoke way more weed
And the problem is..?
>>711887267
Have only 1 friends , feel alone too anon :3
I hurt someone I really grown to care for and I realize now the purpose of why I did it. I miss her though.
somebody's cheating on their wife because she's a hideous bitch that they settled for and what this moron doesn't know is that nobody cares.
fugly chinks aren't surprising but this dumb bitch is probably the most ugliest out of all the gooks lol
>>711916218
How did you unlock the old Jedi? I member the first time I saw one and was awestruck. I thought is was all lies, but then low and behold there he was running faster than a fucking speeder.
I must know.
>>711900049
This is my ex
I get off on sharing explicit pics and videos of my friends ex gf. She is hot and would be so humiliated if she knew that so many people know what her entire body looks like and what she looks like sucking and fucking.
>>711900386
Thats Barton springs anon. Where in atx can I find your mom?
>>711886927
Same, fucking life feels pointless sometimes
>>711923937
Okay, I'll bite: post them
>>711914158
Story?
>>711924719
I would like to email them. Is that cool?
>>711901341
This seems familiar
>>711924788
Goes for anyone who wants to see the bitch. Have lots of pics and videos. You will not be disappointed
>>711890551
This is why copies get killed these days. thin blue line my ass. I hope you get ambushed by blood thirsty niggers you piece of shit.
>>711919505
Which one? ARE THERE NEW DEVELOPMENTS
I really wanna fuck my sister.
pic related
>>711908986
>shit was so cash
kill yourself
>>711925366
get her some fucking braces first, damn dude
>>711885435
>>711885435
never told this story before:
>be me, was 15
>my aunt was visiting house
>she left with my parents and brother
>me alone in house
>i took a nap
>i dreamt about being in a field of flowers
>i fell into a creek
>water so refreshing
>woke up from nap, peed like a motherfucker
>made a sandwich
>last 2 pieces of bread
>LAST 2 PIECES
>family came home, aunt wanted a sandwich
>mfw no bread
>i felt bad
>but at least i had a sandwich in my belly
sometimes the guilt still
>>711925501
I feel you fam
When I was 8 I stole some Lego wheels from a friend because I wanted more
A few days later I was at his house and he wanted to make another car, but couldn't
I'm sorry James. I still think about it.
>>711925366
I think I know her. Military?
>be me, was 8 or something
>have friend who's same age
>he bought a super rare yu-gi-oh card for like €35
>stole it when he wasn't looking
>kek.jpg
>hear he got grounded for 2 weeks 'cause he lost such an expensive card (which his mom paid for)
>lost it myself the next day
>mfw
>>711925695
No, it's Sarah
>>711885435
currently lying my ass off in another thread.
Fucked a girl for money yesterday
>>711889620
Sounds a lot like a film I saw 1 time. I call bullshit pic or it didn't happen
>>711890551
What a g at a time. Bullshit
>>711926205
Rate both of you for body and face
My secret is that i love to stalk asian girls. Im addicted to grazing their round little asses with my hand then i sniff it. Also love to send random asian girls my cock pic on IG.
>>711926685
She: f:6 b:8
Me: f:3 b:6
>>711893213
I do this too not sure why as most the time I don't even need to lie but o well
>>711926904
You just lied about not needing to lie.
I live my window blinds open enough that my teenage neighbor can watch my wife naked
>>711925421
fuck off newfag
My Pin for my Bank Account is written im my Phone case
>>711896019
I dont think hes quite there, but his post do speak of alot of pride.
I have on a few different occasions opened up my sister in laws laptop, removed the hard drive, and connected it to mine as an external and spent hours going through her photos and videos looking for nudes.
>>711917346
>most kindest
>>711927962
You cant remember four numbers?
came home early and found my girlfriend having sex with my little sister, I fapped, blew a load and snuck out.
now that's all I think about.
>>711885435
I love being forced to my knees and made to suck cock.
I'm straight otherwise.
>>711885435
my moms friend fonger me in the carback
>>711929030
Yeah pretty sure you're not straight.
>>711928436
How old where they?
>>711929759
gf is 20, sis is 13.
>>711930565
So you just let your gf molest your underage sister? Come on, dude.
>>711923937
Anyone can email me at russelljohn660 at g mail if they want the bitch's private pics and videos
I'm a shoplifter. Been stealing shit from secondhan dstores for 2 years now. I've been caught stealing from shop once, I almost pissed myself because I was afraid my family and friends are gonna find out what a piece of shit I am. Almost got caught 2 times, ran through the door. I want to stop but I'm too poor to afford christmas present for my family so I'm probably going to steal most of theit presents
I was taped my step dad and he made me do things to my sister when I was little now I'm an adult I cant be physical with a woman any advice to help me become more sexualy physically.
>>711931436
just post it
Raped not taped
>>711914477
commitment/trust issues faggot, she's getting close and now you pushing her away. seek therapy and work ur shit out
>>711925695
Nope, never in the military. She lives out in Vegas or Reno i think.
I lost my virginity to my cousin, and now I give out the information as a sign of trust to others (I told a total of 3 people). I realize, by sharing it, I'm potentially fucking myself over, if I ever ruin a relationship with someone I give that information to....
>>711932927
Just email me
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph582b7334d6001
>>711900386
Tell your mommy that rent is due. It's time I collect
i actually like this
>>711929030
There is no otherwise bro. Sorry, that's gay
>>711929030
>wants to suck dick
oh but im straight tho
>>711934168
yo wtf
i'm getting pretty tired of trump's fanbois
>mfw they've even started attacking trump-voters now
but yeah, they need to go.
>>711928436
Hot diggety damn
>>711917839
Change gyms fucktard.
Even if you think it will only be once, the amazing ass girl could and probably will go psycho and latch on to you making your life hell until she tells your GF, who then breaks up with you. Then amazing ass girl will be bored with you and dump you as well.
I've fucked my little sister relentlessly over the past 3 years and nobody in my family is the wise.
She's 11 and I'm 24 btw.
