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Sex Count Thread
1. Your age
2. Number of sexual partners
3. Last time you had sex
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>>711856730
1. 35
2. 37
3. Last saturday night
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30
25
couple weeks ago

I keep a list of every girl I fuck, if anyone's interested.
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>>711856730
1. 23
2. 7
3. July, though I'll be getting laid next week.
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>>711856730
1. 20
2. 5
3. Last saturday
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>>711857014
Same here, with the list
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>>711856730
1. 34
2. over 40
3. almost 2 years

this is what happens to the party guy when he gets old and fat and turns into an alcoholic
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>>711856730
1. 19
2. 0
3. N/A

Someone had to be the first to not have a first.
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24
10
last saturday
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>>711857345
1. 18
2. 0
3. N/A

someone had to come second... feelsbadman
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>>711857543
Maybe next year :'^)
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>>711857014
>>711857247

glad I'm not the only one. I've posted it here on /b/ before, and everyone said it was fucking weird/creepy.

i think it's responsible.
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>>711857345
>>711857543
Will be ok, first time for me was around 19 too and since then it has been more than three dozen. Just show a lot of confidence, even if you not feel it.
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21
12
3 am
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66

2

12 years ago
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1. 16
2. 0
3. This Friday
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>25
>2
>4 years

Got some pussy in sight and she loves to tease me, which means i'm so horny that i get dizzy sometimes.
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>>711857683
True that. I also do it, because couple of them meant little and I tend to forget these people/girls in the long run. Also, if you check it once in a while it gives you that "Oh... oh yeah, that one..." moment.
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34
6
last night
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>>711856730
1. 25
2. Between 30-45
3. Two months ago
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>>711856730
18
1
5 minutes ago
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>>711858050
>JUST GOT LAID. TIME TO POST ON 4CHIN
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>>711857843
REEEEEEEEEE UNDERAGE FAG MODS
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39
25
Last Night
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>>711858050
Way to go!
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>>711858116
rip
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>>711856730
23
20
month ago
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>>711857895

word up.
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>>711858099
i was on fourchan and then the bae came ;) home
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>>711858146
gracias
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24
40ish
last night
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>>711856730
18
3
bout a month ago
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14
0
never
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22

7

a year today...


Tomorrow marks the day where I go a full year of no gf, no girl ive been close too, and not a single date... yay me
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>>711856730
1. 32
2.100+
3. Saturday
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22
15
Sunday
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30
80+
Last week
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>>711858496
MODS
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>>711858516
Why is that?
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1. 44
2. 200+
3. 2006
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>>711856730
1. 22
2. 1
3. 2 weeks ago
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1. 24.
2. 1.
3. Yesterday.
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>>711857798
I fucking hope your trolling.
If not "hahahahahahahahaha!!"
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19
1
late april/early may
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>>711858734
I dont know. Ive talked to and became friends with a few girls but they always end up ignoring me in the end. I dont know why and im just gonna give up soon...
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22
0
Never
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>18
>1
>1

this girl and i are gonna hang out tomorrow. gonna get her high and make my move on her. hopefully she accepts it.

Wish me luck /b/
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>>711856730
1. Your age
>25
2. Number of sexual partners
>6
3. Last time you had sex
>3 weeks ago
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23
50+ (stopped counting. Though since I recently moved, I started scratching lines in the wall next to my floor's elevator each time i fuck someone)
I'm bi
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>>711859156
1 year ago*
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>>711858948
Experience showed me that this is usually the point, where you finally let go. Maybe you were still too much into that last girl, maybe you were pittying yourself too much. In the end, most girls do not want to be with emotionally broke/weak guys... so giving up and saying "Well fuck it, I am going for myself now" (pun partially intended) might be a good thing.
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1. 18
2. 1
3. Saturday
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14
1,000,000,000,000+ (if my my hand counts if not than 0)
5 mins ago
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>>711859361
Stop glueing up the keyboard!
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>>711859274
I've tried so many ways and im not normally a mopey sack of shit, like right now, when i talk to them
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>>711856730
1. 26
2. 9 (8 if blowjobs don't count)
3. Last month
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>>711859453
So maybe there is something that happened, that made you be that way. What could it be?
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23
lynsee
sarah
ashley
aubrey
diane
jasmine

3 months
they are all wonderful women im still friends with all of them
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Age 21
100+ guys (lost count years ago)
20+ girls (its fun to share)
Like 2 days ago
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>>711856730
15
1
2 weeks ago
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>>711859681
Very nice!
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>>711856730
40
80+? I lost count years ago
About 2 hours ago
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29
0
N/A
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>>711859594
Severe depression and emotional issues. I hide it well and its all internal. its not like im ugly or anything, im actually decently attractive but... i dont know
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>>711859667
Are you m or f?
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>>711859829
Female
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>>711859829
will obviously attention whore if female
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>>711859807
Me too.
See a shrink.
It's 2016, not 1956, there is plenty of good pharma out there
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>>711859887
Have you ever had an STD?
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>>711859829
Femanon.
No you can't see my tits.
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25

2

~4 years
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>>711859807
Thought about going to a psychaitrist? I had severe depressions after a hard year of my mother and my girlfriend dying, but the different perspective gave me what I needed to be able to deal with it. It might not solve everything, but it can give you a better perspective.
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>>711859916
I dont have insurance. I still live at home and my dad (whose insurance i was under) quit his job. I make $9/hr part-time... one day
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>>711859967
Yeah just makes me horny baby
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>>711859916
Exactly.
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>>711856730
1. 18
2. 4
3. like 2 months ago?

I lost my virginity like 5 months ago, had a lot of sex. Then moved to a shitty town and dont know anyone.
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>>711856730
rollin
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>>711860064
I dont have insurance. I still live at home and my dad (whose insurance i was under) quit his job. I make $9/hr part-time... one day
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>19
>5
>about 8 hours ago
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>>711859166
Since we're doing the list thing, my 6 are, in order:

>Samantha
>Mary
>Miluna (prostitute in Bucharest, Romania)
>Valentina
>Cailyn
>Carolina

So if you don't count literal whores, it's technically 5.
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>>711856730
1. 25
2. 7
3. July
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>>711856730
32
5
three weeks ago, because i broke her hips.
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>>711860068
Hurray for US (I presume) healthcare... tried online forums or support groups? I mean... after all the important part is to acknowledge that there is an issue and that you want to fight it and not just lay down.
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>>711859967
Yip. Got the clap, herpes, and warts.
To be honest the only STD I have done anything about was pregnancy. Don't give a fuck about the others
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>>711860024
Fuck you bitch, did I ask?>>711860068
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>>711860336
Fake and gay
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>>711857875
Hey me too

minus the pussy in sight
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18
1
Few weeks ago
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>>711860332
Yea US healthcare. I understand the issue but cant afford help. So reddit and 4Chan is where i go for a pitty party or I watch the sad episodes of Futurama, cry, and get it over with. That usually sustains me for a few days
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24
3
two weeks ago (probably not again for the foreseeable future)
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>>711856730
Who do you work for and why are you surveying?
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>>711858727
This is /b/ we can do murder and the mods don't give two shits.
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>>711856730
20
2
3 weeks ago
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>>711856730
1. 28
2. 2
3. About a month ago.
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18
5
Last november, sex isnt as fun as drugs for me.
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>>711860601
I work for a gaming company as a graphic designer and I am just wondering since I was annoyed by the virgin threads.
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1) 34

2) 75+ I've lost track, when asked I give the number of people in the past year.

3) 11Sept16
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>>711856730
19
1
8 hours ago
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>27
>10 girls or so
>today, this morning, and last night.
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21
2
Roughly 1 year ago
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>>711860574
Damn... that is insanely hard. I am sorry for you. And more than that I just wanna say... find people in RL who you can talk about this and *want* the change. That is most important. Do it. I believe in you Anon.
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>>711859829
Obviously a dude. There are no girls on the internet.
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>>711856730
>21
>fucking none
>fuck off
The chance that an above average guy never meets likeable girls during his studies/parcour is very slim, right? Well that chance isn't null I must say.
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26
3
December 2013
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>>711860454
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>>711860892
See this fellas?

Mother fuckers are mining your data for the upcoming sex robot games.
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>>711861471
Pssssst! You are obscuring the data!
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>>711861398
Tits of GTFO!
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>>711856730

30
3
Last weekend. One-nighter with a SJW. Not very attractive, as you might guess, but since Leftist bitches are all slutty, she was a great lay.
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50
900+
10 mins ago
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>>711861689
Was it at least a hatefuck?
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105
1,000+
20 years ago
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>>711861763

Nah, just a fuck. And she bought me dinner and a beer.
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>>711856730
1. 64
2. 17 (working on #18)
3. 1 year ago
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>>711861288
Don't worry about it dude. Here's some advice for you youngins. Don't go to an activity looking for women. Do what you love doing, and simply enjoy life for what it is. A seldom-acknowledged fact by sex-starved young ones is that ~50% of the world is the opposite sex, and contrary to popular belief, they sometimes like the same stuff you do.

Like martial arts? Chicks do that sometimes. Like sports? Chicks like that sometimes too. Like playing Dungeons and Dragons? Chicks play the fuck out of rpgs. Get out and do things you just genuinely enjoy. In truth, women (and people in general) look at someone having a fun time and think, "Hey, that guy looks fun to be around. I want to see why he's having so much fun." Enjoy life, and the girls will come to you. Worry about yourself first.
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>>711861827
>>711862011

Was just waiting till it got to this point

Oh well, threads over
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Age: 20
Partners: 0
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>>711861956
Well, that's at least something. I am glad my SJW FWB is a SM sub...
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7
6 (sam persne
2 yeaars ago dadyluvs me
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40
7
3 weeks
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>>711861054
atleast one person believes in me
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>>711856730
1/ 32
2/ i've stopped counting long ago. The last time i counted i've had 30 partner in a period of 3 month
3/ i've had sex this saturday with 2 different girls
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>>711862139

I kinda wish mine were a FWB rather than just a one-time thing, but alas, it wasn't meant to be. Shame. First time I experienced simultaneous PIV orgasms.
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1. 16
2. 3
3. Yesterday
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>>711860068
do as people from Syria, or South Sudan ; migrate to a first world country
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>>711856730
20
0
N/A

Really introverted, not actually even interested in sex that much. Makes me wonder which i will lose first, my life or my virginity.
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>>711862297
Second person should be you. Seriously, you need to see, that everything standing between you and the rest of life is you... and then choose to fight it. And after all... we might be 1000s of miles apart Anon, but you can do it. Trust me.
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>>711856730
1: 16
2: 5
3: 2 days ago
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>>711856730
37
1
12 years ago
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>>711856730
26
8
last wednesday
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>>711862302
Do you notice the genital herpes much or are you asymptomatic?
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>>711862349
FWB is a delicate thing... with her I had the luck that she was like "I get so angry with you when we talk about SJW shit, so it is just sex and nothing else" and I was like "Hell yeah!" ... and I am not even joking here... so, I wish you to get at least something like that or something actually even better.
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>>711856730
1.15
2.5
3.Friday night on school
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>>711862631

Whoa, this can't be true! Why have you not had sex in 12 years?
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21
8
9 days ago
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>>711856730
1. 26
2. 7
3. About two and a half weeks ago. I regret it but maybe it'll turn out OK.
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26
5
2 months ago with a fatty
am I doomed
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>>711856730
24
3
never
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>>711862883
Ugly, got fat, was NEET for a while. Self hatred, social awkward, the list goes on and on. It was pretty amazing I got laid at all when I was like 25 to be honest. I can't kys while my mother is alive, unfortunately.
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>>711862349

Thanks, /b/ro. I've always wanted a FWB. How'd you find one?
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>>711862883
It's not that hard to figure out.
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1. 20
2. 5
3. 2 weeks ago
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>>711862883

I have that beat but I won't say by how much.
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>>711862070
I've always put career over wemen. My career will bloom in 2 and a half years. But working so hard kind of fucked my brain up and I have become insomniac.. Friends told me a good way to fix this is sex, right? Well all the likeable girls I know have BFs and yet I still asked them to come to the movies or starbucks with me because I dont give a fuck. Also Tinder sucks. Finding girls is harder than I had thought.
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>>711856730
1. 22
2. 0
3. around next year
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1. 18
2. 17
3. 1 month with a 3/10
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1. 20
2. 23
3. lastnight
>>
21F
10
Not this past Sunday, but the Sunday before that.
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>>711862070
Perfect advice. That is actually my life and I had more than 3 dozen girls in the sack.
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>>711858317
subtle, one might almost think you actually are a newfag
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1- 23
2- 4
3- a year and counting
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22
16
One week ago
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>>711863330
>Finding girls is harder than I had thought.
There's your problem. Are you looking for a quick fuck, or a relationship? If it's the former, just get a hooker. Wear a rubber and go to fucking town. It's significantly cheaper in the long run. If the latter, don't go looking. Just don't. It comes off as desperate. Let them come to you when they see your success and happiness. Every successful relationship I've ever had came when I didn't force it.
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>>711856730
1. 21
2. 7
3. yesterday (hj an hour ago)

>pic related, my ex
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33
8
March 2016
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>>711863852
Word.
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>>711862732
i'm either asymptomatic or HSV negative. I don't fuck girl who are displaying cold sores, and the girl i fuck aren't dumb, or drunk or high so they know that if they have herpes that they shouldn't go fucking people when they are having an outbreak
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>>711856730
28
1
This morning
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>>711863890
Damn girl!!! Moar!!!!!
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>>711856730

▲▲
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>43
>5
>8hr... 14hr...24 hr ago
Monogamy+Intimacy= sexy.
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>>711856730
21
4, 3 were relationships and 1 was a threesome
March
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>>711864215
▲▲▲
>>
43
28
earlier today
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23
4
Almost one month ago. Btw, I'm 3+ months with no fapping.
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>>711864299

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>>711864180
my 2.5 year relationship accomplishments being shared on malaysian backgammon tactic sharing forum, feelsgoodman
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>>711864374

▲▲
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>>711862070
Did you jst go full Napoleon Dynamite??
>skillz
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>>711856730
1. 37
2. 2
3. last week
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>>711864483

▲▲
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>>711864615

▲▲
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0
0
0
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>>711864697
&nbsp;&nbsp;&#9650;<br>
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1. 22
2. 5
3. Sunday
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18
1
yesterday
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32
1
20 years ago
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>>711864058
Have you ever gotten their panties off and seen some kinda sore and then you backed out??
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>>711862070
But I like to sit at home and talk with my internet friends about how much women suck...
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>>711865056
i had a date with a girl who told me right off the bat that nothing will happen this night has she was having an outbreak of labial herpes

and another girl who i was supposed to fuck in front of her husband told me it would only be oral sex because she was having an outbreak of genital herpes
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>>711856730
21
5
last saturday
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>>711864793
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>>711865544
lol damn man, crazy
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>>711856730
1. 18
2. 1
3. Less than a week
(In the shower)
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>>711857843
MODS KILL THE YOUNGLING REEE
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>>711858496
M O D S
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>>711865501
Then it looks like internet dating is the best you're gonna get.
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>>711859361
You only have two hands faggot. Also, MODS
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>>711859681
M O D S
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1. 24.
2. 3.
4. Nearly a year ago.
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