>Walk into your bedroom >You find Donald Trump standing
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>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there
Wat do???
Build a wall
Make bedroom great again.
Grab him by the pussy then squeeze until his head pops off and the shit squirts from his neck.
>>711792816
Congratulate him on winning the presidency
>>711792816
Turn my back to him and hang my head in shame.
Murica. You fukken idiot.
Ask him why he's visiting Belgium and if he would like to make EU great again after his 8 year term in USA.
>implying there's any other answer than to just let him grab you by the pussy
Ask for a small loan of a million dollars
>>711792816
looks at trump Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
>>711792816
Apologize for missing his call
Immediately bow and kiss the God Emperors feet.
tell him that he's trespassing and that I'm calling the police. Would sue the fuck out of him.
Congratulate him on infiltrating the Republican party and secretly getting them to vote a Democrat into the white house.
>>711792816
I'd kill the bastard , pic related ... don't end the fight !
>>711793417
The biscuit-colored creep is in my house about to commit a felony assault. Trump says second amendment rights, I say pop pop pop in your head niggah.
>>711792816
Immediately drop to ground with my head to the ground as a way to worship the god before me.
Turn 360 degrees, walk away.
>>711792816
You arent my president
Most obvious answer is going to be grab him by the pussy
In all /pol/ honesty:
Congratulate him on the win. Sit down and discuss the future of America. Tell him that it is incredibly stupid for us to be so dependent on foreign oil...etc
Offer some harsh but fair way to "amnesty" for these fucks from over the border. Like "You can stay but you won't be full citizens. No voting, Driving may be iffy. Minor infractions can result in deportation." Just give him some ideas on what an independent who didn't vote wants to see.
And yes, I am proposing that I think they should be second class citizens. In no way should some fuck crossing the border be equal to the man/woman that did everything legally. That shit isn't right.
>>711792816
let him drill my ass with a strap on
Grab him right in the pucci
>>711792816
get that fuck out of my country, you fucking illegal immigrant
>>711792816
I tell him to get sanders in if its not his plan already.
Will need two anti establishment dudes to crack this shit open.
>>711793686
Hillfag detected. Man your battlestations.
Rape him like he's going to rape this country.hold him like I've never been hurt.decapitate him.make America great
>>711794206
I'm not an American, of course he isn't my president.
>>711793770
>>711794208
Make Anal Great Again
trip on mushrooms with him. the experience would probably even him out.
>>711792816
Thank him
>>711792816
Grab him by the pussy
>>711792816
Tell him he's fired and play keep away with his toupee, in the middle of may by the Bay. With some hay. Cause I'm g-
>>711792816
let him grab my pussy
>>711796267
Tits or gtfo my country
>>711796267
L E W D
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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Donald trump so much
>I had all the merchandise
>every night I pray to Donald trump, thanking him for deporting illegal immigrants
>“trump is love” I say " trump is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a racist
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald trump
>he slaps me and sends me to bed
>I’m crying now and my face hurts
>I feel a warmth approach me.
>it was Donald trump.
>I’m so happy.
>he whispers in my ear “we need to build a wall”.
>he then gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket.
>I am ready.
>I open my wallet for Donald
>he gives me a small loan of one million dollars
>it hurts so much, but I do it for donald.
>I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
>he lets out a mighty roar, as he fills up my wallet.
>my dad walks in.
>Donald trump looks him straight in the eye and says “you’re fired”.
>Trump leaps through my window.
>trump is love, trump is life
>>711796291
take my old tits, fuck off, and learn the rules of gtfo you fucking retarded emasculated newag
>>711796301
>wanting trump to grab your pussy and make you feel loved
>lewd
pick one
>>711792816
ask for nudes of his daughter
>>711794206
>this nigga
He isn't my President. He's my President ELECT. Read up, you inbred hick.
>>711796291
>>711796493
seriously how retarded are you to not understand something as simple as "if femanon brings it up to boost her request she must provide tits or gtfo"
shillary cuck/10
>>711792816
question, do I have a gun?
>>711796575
>if femanon brings it up to boost her request
>moving the goalposts
shillary cuck/10
>>711796948
Do you?
>>711797220
>moving the goalpost
>reciting a rule of /b/ is moving the goalpost
fag/10
>>711792816
Ask him if he wants to go pew pewing with me and we become deep bromance bros
>>711792816
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Showing him dis
https://youtu.be/CC0o-kIu54Y
>>711797297
The rule is that if any female openly posts on /b/, she must posts tits. There are no other conditions to it
Kill him. Breaking and entering and trespassing. Totally with my rights to do so. I will be the greatest liberal hero ever.
>>711792816
this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4uVzkWvCf0&feature=youtu.be
Show him this video I made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf59CX1QNqo
>>711797231
Voodoo?
>>711793517
Lost
>>711795052
Make Anal Gay Again
>>711792816
Ask if I can be head of the Department of Homeland Defense or DARPA... :3 ... maybe both, if I can get diplomatic immunity
Stand my ground.
Shake hand of the great business decision merica has ever made
He´d probably be there to rape my gf so i guess Id have to kill him
>>711798694
Make America Gay Anal
>>711792816
Ask him for a job driving his limo.
Seems like that would be a pretty fun and rewarding job to have.
>>711797297
They put bouth outcomes on the cover
>>711797561
nope you fucking imbecile
how new are you
>>711799310
obviously
>>711799538
>how new are you
Clearly not as new as you
>I was only 31 years old
>I loved Trump so much, I had all the merchandise and his books
>I pray to Trump every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Trump is love" I say; "Love Trumps hate"
>My dad hears me and calls me a racist
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Trump
>I called him a liberal
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Trump
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Let's Make America Great Again"
>He grabs me by the pussy and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my swamp for Trump
>He penetrates my swamp-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Trump
>I can feel my butt tearing as he's draining my swamp
>I push against his force
>I want to please Trump
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says "We will build the wall"
>Trump leaves through my window
>Trump is love. Love Trumps hate.
>>711795052
Make his hairline great again
>>711792816
>pic related
>>711799673
Sure thing amigo
Now go back to ebaums or leddit
Go Negan on him.
>>711793656
LOL newfag doesnt now how degrees works
>>711792816
Ask him why he's in my bedroom.
>>711801472
Assdamaged liberal.
Shouldn't you be moving to Canada right about now?
>>711801472
Butthurtfaggot judging those who made their own choice. You're damn right I'm going to kill that fuck. Then ill find you anon and make you drink his AIDS infested blood
>>711792816
Offer him my servitude to be his primary body guard.
>>711792816
Me: "Good job beating that cunt, any chance we can get the ball rolling sooner than later on nationwide conceal carry?"
>>711798694
Gay make again anal
>>711802217
>offer him my
>body
>servitude
>>711802843
gay make anal again
>>711793517
>Rawr
>nuzzles
>wiggles butt
Kys gayboi
>>711792816
>>711802898
What are you fucking gay? You know how much I would be making for serving him? You fucking choir boy.
>>711803065
Rawr x3 kysses back owo
>>711796291
Trumptits
>>711800895
wtf is a negan
>>711793517
>>711801701
>>711801734
Hand over da dubs
>>711792816
Eat his probably orange boi pussy then kick his ass
>>711793517
Copypasta?
>>711792816
> Do this
>>711792816
Ask for some gold, and commend him on showcasing America's lowest educational denominator.
>>711792816
do a 360* spin and walk out the room
Ask him if the reason he looked like this was because he learned about the ayy lmaos.
I'd smile and tell him that yes, I will accept the cabinet posting of White House 4chan Shitposter.
>>711792816
I dunno. He's obviously not gonna leave if you tell him to.
I'd probably just sit down and ask if he wanted to smoke some weed.
>>711807154
Newfriend?
>>711792816
I'll give him fuck bro
>>711802990
anal again make gay
>>711806683
nou
>>711796501
kek
>>711807540
XD newfag
It would be a 180° turn
wowzers
>>711812534
what if you're already facing the door ?
small loan of a million dollars xD
>>711813014
mindblown
>>711792816
ask him to explain himself for the past few days of sudden onset gayity
>>711805411
kek
>>711792816 i'll listen to his glorious speech
"let me tell you when the libtards attack they'll use dildos and bongs as there weapons of choice...they will storm over the hills yelling in high pitch tones their battle cry "*RACIST CIS WHITE SCUM !!!!!*"......their armor of nipple tape glinting in the street lights....the mentally ill proclaiming that they sexually identify as a half consumed hot chocolate written in crayon, on their poster boards.....do not fear these men who have beards but bodies that can hardly keep them standing from the weight of the beard...do not fear these women who are men who are women that are sheep that are confused by their own genitals...they will burn our flag, smash our windows, threaten pregnant women, destroy their own homes and towns.....but in 49 days their lashing out will be no more for at that time my brothers and sisters of the Trumponians...we shall shed our kiddy gloves, take away their safe spaces and deliver upon them what their parents failed to do.....we shall rise up when the obamanator no longer has the power to call for marshal law to keep its self in its seat of power...we shall rise up from our deplorable basket and.......melt the special snowflakes"- Donald J Trump (while i was jerking off to the movie the sound of music he spoke to me through a walkie talkie)
>>711799798
This guy gets it
>>711792856
>>711792909
Make bedroom walls great again
>>711792816
Realistically? I'd probably shoot him.
Trump gets no special treatment for breaking and entering.
>>711815055
And this guy gets gets
>>711815722
.... this guy as well
>>711815055
>>711815722
>>711816277
wtf 55 + 22
nice
>>711816277
Checked
>>711792816
offer him to fuck my wife while im standing next to bed nodding my head in sound of freedom. After he made sex great again for my wife I hand him over my wall project that is mexicanproof. He offers me a job and I accept it. Before his majesty leaves our house, a hand him over some family jewelery which my nazi grandad stole from jews. He kindly accept my gift and in exchange hand me over small vial with white fluid. He wisely explain that I have to put this extract in my wife, I obey his words. Fast forward 20 years I raised another great god emperor that is fucking my wifes shaggy pussy in the morning, wins elections by noon, offer his not biological dad a job to build wall with canada at night.
>mfw
>>711816999
Checkdmate
>>711792816
>"Trump, will you ban same sex marriages?"
>He says, "No, of course not, you REALLY think I would ban gay marriage, I want us all to work together, were gonna make America greater than anything you've ever seen, you can't even imagine, it's gonna be huuuuuuuge"
>Ok Trump prove it ;)
>I force trump against the wall
>He drops his pants and pink 'MAGA' underwear without question
>He whispers passionately, "It's sooo Uuuuggeee"
>I slide my warm throbbing penis into his anus
>>711793033
Don't cut yourself on the edge.
Kiss any rings he's wearing out of respect
>>711816999
Mr. Satan, you're upside-down!
>>711819521
¡umop-apisdn
do a line with him, fucking obviously.
Bow my head in reverence while on bent knee, before rising to greet him with an "All Hail Emperor Trump"
>>711801565
>Being this new
>>711818859
id kiss his ring ;)
>>711792856
underrated first post
>>711792816
Spagetthi all over the floor, of course
>>711821323
sick fuck
>>711818687
DIGITMON!
>>711792816
Ask him to kill the Hughes amendment and the NFA.
>>711792816
"Mister President, we need to talk.."
"I know the OSLO accords are taken seriously, but if you can get rifles in places and good fake passports for me, I'm ready to help you change human history."
>>711792816
Drag him.
Put a dummy in his place.
>Hail establishment
>>711793546
kek
i would say "thank you mr president!"
>>711792816
Tell him "You're fired!" 360 and walk away.
>>711792816
"Hhhappy bbirttthhh daayyy m..mmr presssident" mode activate
>>711824717
If you turn a full 360 degrees, you're still facing the fame direction retard
grab him by the boi pucci.
>>711824840
newfag.
Tell him why his daughter is not there like she normally is instead of him.
>>711792816
pls no deport, ese
>>711824840
That's the joke, faggot. It's like a 500 year old meme.
>>711793756
This
I would add that he should give an honorary pardon to Julian Assange for helping Trump's campaign.
>>711824688
>>711824877
>>711824955
repeating digits
>>711825733
checked
>>711792816
looking at the comment section this country is doom. you alt rights and alt lefts are just different sides of the same coin and i hope you would just kill each other already.
>>711793576
We have a bernout here. Honest question are you 12?
THE WITCH IS DEAD
>>711827599
and more digits!
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