if you roll dubs you have to text the last girl you talked to "Why haven't we had sex yet?"
if you roll trips you have to send a dickpic too
if you roll quads you have to send a full body nude too
Roll
Roll
I'm a 30 year old virgin with a micropeen though
This won't go as well as op expects...
Last person I texted was my ex... Please god no
My 14 year old daughter, roll
K
Roelli
roll
>>711752660
Fucking hell man.
On one End I'm like why the hell not on the other end it doesn't work there goes a really great Friendship
>>711751496
rolllllllllllllllllllllll
What if I get quads?
Roll
banzai
I'll bite
>>711753154
Forever alone.
I never get dubs lol
>>711751496
Roll
>>711753221
One more roll
~1/9 odds? I'll take those.
Boll
>>711753274
you're right
I'm hoping I don't get dubs because the last girl I texted was my sister.
Roll
comon singles
>>711753366
roll
Roll
>>711753366
Send away
lets see
roll
>>711753366
1/10 get cucked
Rolling
Alright, let's do this. C'mon trip dubs!
OP WILL DELIVAR
>>711753611
You too hahahah
>>711753366
send pic to us anon
>>711753654
Rollin again
>>711753742
3 strikes? I'm out?
not going to
Bitch Co-worker, fucking roll
We all get to fuck the last chick we talked to...
nah, i dont really feel like it
Roll
>>711753855
Jokes on you
>>711753855
fuck
Benrollio
>>711753887
Only if she agrees
>>711753927
Try again eh?
Fucking deliver you whorefags we need screenshots
>>711754000
Rip
>>711754000
HAHAHAA
>>711754000
Hahaha
>>711754000
>>711753855
double fuck, great
>>711754000
WINRAR
roll
well, last girl i talked to is actually kinda into me.
get me laid /b/ gods
Rolling
fuck it, roll
>>711754295
fuck, didnt win, probably gonna fuck her this weekend anyways.
Roll bitch roll
SCREENSHOTS NIGGERS DELIVER
>>711754424
Fuck 20 off...
roll
>>711754450
No one's going to deliver, fag
Here goes nothing...
Roll
>>711754239
>mfw last girl I talked fucking hates me
Your odds don't scare me faggot
My gf
Roll
last girl i texted was my gf, nothing to lose
Rolling
roll
>>711754652
Why talk to someone that hates you?
Rolling
>>711753366
More like fucking 10/10 for you Faggot.
>>711754866
I dont know but I know someone is about to hate you.
Statistics say that I'm a faggot and won't delivar
>>711754866
rekt
we were talking about money that she owes me, I dont even talked irl with her
>>711751496
Dubs, gimme dubs nigger
Roll
Roll
>>711754866
Well fuck
roll
>>711755712
Fucking America! Keep us updated!!!
Dice don't fail me.
Memes
>>711755996
Bastards failed you. Do it anyway if this is dubs.
>>711755967
Crossed out our names
Thinking of a response, she can't tell if I've read it
>>71175560
Wish granted you filthy Jew. Now screenshot QED post before black Jesus Stops blessing you
>>711751496
ples no
Roll(ohgod)
Why not.
>>711753366
Rollan
hmm?
Rolli ravioli
>>711751496
lmao
what do i have to lose
>>711751496
chec out these singles
>>711756225
Shit you were close to trips man. Lucy would enjoy that dicpic
Lolol
>>711756488
let's find out
>>711756488
do it
Last girl I texted was my Aunt.
YAHTZEE
I swear if I roll anything im screwed, the last girl I talked to was 3 months ago and she fucking hates me to death
roll
Last girl I texted was my company CFO lets see if I'm getting lucky
rolls
k
Scaroused roll, been texting a cousin all night
Roll
Roll
Roll
>>711756518
Something tells me she might not appreciate it... I'll post a screenshot when she actually replies
Rolling
>>711756999
Oh shit you done fucked.
>>711756999
Rip
>>711756999
Last girl I spoke to is my gf, the jokes on you.
>>711756999
HERE WE GO
fug
>>711756999
Good.
Kek
roll
>>711756999
keep us posted
>>711756225
That's a good opportunity to ask her out this weekend, that is if you would want to date her
>>711756999
As proof that it's truly your cock only shave half of your pubes including only half of your balls! Dubs will confirm I'm right. Singles will also confirm I'm correct.
Rollin'!
>>711751496
meeeh, let's roll
>>711751496
The wheel of fate is turning.
>>711757293
Nigga you gay.
I will not get dubs.
roll
>>711751496
i texted my mom about an hour ago
Deliver pls
>>711751496
But what if i did have sex with the last girl i talked to
>>711751496
please no
dsdfsdfssdfsfdsdffsdsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfdfssdfsdfsdfsdfsdf
>>711751496
ok.... meh wont be too bad
mustard nigger gas
guy above me is gay
>>711757677
now you are screwed
not like i'd get anything anyway.
>>711751496
Rollipolli
>>711757677
LOSER post response plese
rollll
>>711757771
almost quads
>>711757884
Whew close call
>>711757902
faggot
Samuel, bro I dare you to ask Ashly
Can we have sex bro I dare you. No take backs
>>711757799
at least its not trips
roly poly
>>711757938
Faggot
>>711757863
As i predicted
I fouled one off, hopefully we good.
R0ll0l0l
End my life already
>>711757677
lol
Roll
roll
roll
>>711757677
kek
just go
Roll fags
>>711758133
keep us posted
roll
>>711751496
rollo
roll
>>711758133
hey whod you text?
Roll
>>711758133
i never get dubs or trips, in this tread i got dubs twice and trips
fuck me
Rip me
dubs r gay
>>711751496
rull
>>711758446
Close...
lol no matter what I do I will never get anything dubs nor above
>>711758427
do it post results
roll
Im too pussy
rollerino
roll, I never get dubs or higher anyways
>>711759043
Lol
>>711759077
Winnar
roll and ill post proof
>>711751496
rolol
roll again
Fine
Roll
rub rub, give me the dubs
>>711759311
Good luck
roll and watch me fuck my mom tonight
>>711759311
Im not gonna ask my mom that soz.
good thing i never get dubs : ^)
roll
>>711759420
whats the probability of rolling dubs?
Nuffin
>>711759404
TO BAD FAG
If you dont everyone on 4chan will know youre gay
>>711751496
watch me get laid
>>711751496
Last person I texted was my daughter...
Here we go...
rollolololo
check 'em
>>711759633
god damn, you got to show screen shots now
>>711759600
POST
>>711759633
HOLY SHIT, DO IT
>>711759495
According to one poster 1/9 or 11/99 hmmmmm..... 1/9 is the same as 11/99 therefore.........9/11. Holy shit fucking Jews again.
>>711759633
come on man do it
Roll
roll
>>711759633
Thank god I'm divorced, might be able to play it off as a wrong person kind of thing.
rolll dubbbbs
Rooolllll
>>711759780
not again!!! those dirty jews do everything
rohl
>>711759897
nope dont be a bitch, mean it, then post it
roll
>>711759897
HOLY FUCK HE'S DELIVERING
>>711760084
roll again
>>711759897
Don't do that "oops wrong person" shit anon. Either ruin your life, or get the tastiest taboo pussy possible
>>711751496
Roll
Hahaha, OP doesn't know that I won't get dubs
rollin
>>711760125
well he wont deliver till we see the pics, you dont get pizza once you order, you get it when it arrives
Cont.
>>711760219
>>711760125
>>711759991
I'm just texted 'why haven't we had sex yet', then ill wait for a reply, then ill explain it. that seems fair enough.
fuck it why not, pretty good friends with all the girls I text anyways
>>711760250
One more roll
>>711760290
Keep going patriot
>>711760290
ANON DELIVERS
>>711759633
>>711760366
Well shit
>>711751496
Roll
welp, mom..
rolla
>>711760290
"I find you attractive and I would like to have sex with you. Would you like to have sex with me?"
Don't be a cuck anon, go for the kill. The longer you draw it out the more awkward it is.
>>711760219
>>711760125
>>711759991
Also, I have to hide the previous conversation. My uncle committed suicide this saturday, and that was the last convo I had with her till now...
rollini
>>711760311
dub dubs... you have to fuck your daughter. what if she says sure?
Niggers
rul
>>711760455
>dont be a cuck anon, go for the kill
fuck it, roll again
>>711760462
oh my god, this just keeps getting worst
roll.
>>711760462
Oh my god. Fucking golden ticket here buddy!
Tell her you are feeling depressed and if she doesn't have sex with you you will kill yourself like your uncle.
Rolling
Roll
>>711751496
might as well
>>711760588
ive posted probably like 15 times and never rolled dubs
rollin'
>>711760659
That's just dark enough to work
rolllllan
>>711751496
whip
Roll #2
rolllllll
I'm dead inside
Roll
rolll
I hope you all get aids
Inb4 trips
>>711760455
How'd I do?
last roll before I leave
