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The last thing you ate is now the only thing you can have how fucked are you?
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Mexican food. Not bad.
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Ceviche, oh my
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kebab, i would die in 6 months, but i'm ok with it
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Hot and spicy scotch egg.
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>>711749646
Spicy ramen. Oh, the horror...
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Indomie fried noodles and Paulaner oktoberfest beer. Could be worse.
>Eat every day and die from too much sodium or weird shit in the noodles
>Found a black bug in the last package. It was a nice addition to the flavor profile.
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Pretty fine, actually.
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>>711749646
I had seaweed sheets with laughing cow cheese and smoked salmon with a salad and deep fried zucchini. Im ok with this.
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>>711749646
bacon and eggs
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Ass...
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>>711749646
Pringles
Let this be a lesson
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>>711750418
So hot dogs?
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Tamales and salsa. Fuck yes
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I had 2 pieces of turkey wrapped up in a lettuce leaf
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Papa Johns, gdi
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>>711749646
Kale salad w/ fried ham, cranberries, and croutons. Will poop to death
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>>711749646
Pot roast and potato soup... Not bad
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Chocolate dessert pizza.
Hm not bad.
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pancakes and sausage
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had an omelette with four eggs, spinach, and chihuahua cheese. could be worse.
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>>711749646
Tomato pesto with maple bacon, I'll be pretty ok for a while
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Well ate some coffee cake, I'll be throwing up everyday from now on.
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>>711749646
Are we going to assume that money isn't a factor since that's all we can eat?
Because I had Steak.
So I think I'd be just fine as long as I could just HAVE free, prepared steak.
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>>711750321
I would hate to be after you in the shitter.
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meatloaf and salad. ill miss taders but hey, at least i can survive on protein and vegetables
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>Butternut squash and roasted mushroom risotto with salami

I can deal with that
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>>711751294
you dont have the slightest idea. I also eat about 1k calories of soylent every day.
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>>711749646
Pork, potatoes, cheese, and salad. Literally all the food groups.
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>>711749646
Beef ramen.
FinanciallyI'm set for life.
Only issue is I'll die of a heart attack in 2 years.
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>>711749646
Do desserts count?
Because the last thing I ate was a holiday stollen alongside some chocolate covered gingerbread.
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Why live?
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Gonna die of a heart attack before I'm 30, I guess.
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A Cheese danish..a rather good tasting death awaits me
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>>711749646
Jambalaya. This thread isn't far from the truth I eat Cajun everyday. And honestly it's all the same.
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a salmon with mixed rice and mixed vegetables like corn and peas
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>>711749646
#3 Combo from Wendy's. It was nice knowing you gays.
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>>711749646
>grilled cheese sammich
I am okay with this
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Arby's. I'm okay with this.
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Soylent 2.0

I will live... but can it be called life?
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>>711752361
Whats the no. 3?
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>>711749646
Pizza....gonna get so fkn fat....
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fried chicken patty on hamburger bun with cranberry sauce, lettuce, and cheese. large glass of tea.
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>>711749646
Are you not caught up on the walking dead yet?
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>>711749646
Pork adobo, fish steak, rice, coke, and pork soup
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>>711749646
fried chicken, mac and cheese, waffles, and sweet tea. I'll get diabetes but I'll enjoy myself
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Fried Chicken
not bad lol
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Burger, scrambled eggs, hash browns, and a bowl of fruit/yogurt.
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Conbread. I can live with that.
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Pancakes. Meh, could do worse.
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...an animal cracker..
..... it was a zebra.
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Some amazing steak and cheese egg rolls with peppers, onions and melted pepper jack cheese. I'm really happy about this, except the future heart attack in 5 years that is unavoidable.
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>>711752207
south louisiana fag here. smoked sausage, boudin, and a coke.
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>>711749646
Salmon, garlic bread and sweet potatoes with Dos Equis. Protein, carbs and potassium yeshhhh
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>>711749646
literally a fucking grapefruit.

I love grapefruits but fuck I would die so fast,
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Steak, chili and corn. I'm good.
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Baked mac n cheese. Fucking sweet dude!
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>>711749646
Does this count?
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Smoked turkey wing, wasn't bad.
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Baked beans and salad and ribs
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>>711753198

NO. Last thing you ATE not drank. Pay attention anon!! Try and keep up
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As an american living abroad, this thread kills me.

Fuck, i miss pizza
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>>711752961
Fuck yes boudin.
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Chicken Parm.

I think I'll do swell.
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Hungry man, not too bad.
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Spaghetti. How ironic.
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>>711753539
What shithole country doesn't have pizza?
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>>711753634

I like the Salisbury steak one breddy gewd
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A fucking tomato... Great...
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>>711749646
was good

added spaghetti sauce to make lazy chili
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>>711749646
Peanut butter sandwiches with pudding and Ritz.

I'll starve of nutrients eventually.
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>>711754150
Bison burger, chicken breast, (precooked meh) bacon
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>>711753764
Its not that they dont have pizza, but its absolutely shit. In china, they put the equivalent of kraft american singles as the cheese (which is to say, its not fucking cheese) and they add raisins to the pizza sauce. And, the sauce itself is incredibly sweet.

I have no problem with the rice based crust.

I can eat all the amazing chinese food, but after 8 months, i want some fucking cheese. Mozzarella, cheddar, hell id be fine with brick even. Id gladly die for a taste of a proper steak, or burrito, or burger.

>they put rice in the "beef" burgers here to cut it. And forget ketchup and mustard, you get local red sauce and Worcestershire sauce
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like full ass meal? I had a turkey sandwich with lettuce, chips and mayo and some bagels with cream cheese, with marshmallows at the end.

if it's literally the last thing I ate then it'd be the marshmallows.
inb4 dibetes
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>>711749646

Shittily made carbonara
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>>711754713
Are you a sim?
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>>711749646
Macaroni and cheese with italian breadcrumbs mixed in
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Chicken noodle soup is not that bad, I like soup.
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Homemade beef stew with lima beans and a lovely 1 liter diet mountain dew.. but since this is /b/ make it a hitlerdidnothingwrong mountain dew.

- Dwayne Elizondo Mountaindew Herbert Camacho
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>>711749646
salted caramel ice cream and fried potatoes, i guess it's not the worst thing in the world.
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>>711755349
A new mama june grows inside you, young padawan.
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>>711752463
Triple burger with cheese and salt and grease etc. Was delicious but holy fuck the calories.
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>>711755286
>Drinks 1 liter of soda in a sitting
>dont worry, its diet
Dont you give me any bullshit about diet tasting good either, nut up and drink the real shit
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>>711755349
i also just had salted caramel icecream
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>>711755438
Not sure what that means, but i find it funny
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>>711749646

BBAANNNNNAAAAAAANNNNAAA MUUFFFIIINNNSSSSSS FUUCCCCKKK YEESSSSSSSSS
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Fettuccini Alfredo with chicken. I could probably do this.
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>>711749646
A chipped ham and cheese with a large frenchie fry from my favorite local restaurant, Pal's. Fuckin yes
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Instant ramen, im fine
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Fucking peanut butter sandwich.
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>>711756121

HAHAHHAHAHT THAT PIC AHAHAHAHAAHAH
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>>711756139
re read the original post please.
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>>711755508

re read the original post.
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>>711756204
You fucked up that reply something fierce
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Couscous and chicken, not too bad.
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>>711756448
re read
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>>711756487

couscous, the food so nice they named it twice.
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>>711756238
My reply stands, diet hitlerdidnothingwrong is fucking trash, drink regular hitlerdidnothingwrong
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>>711754823
Neeshga! Neeshga!
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>>711756580

re read the original post, please.
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>>711756507
the original post is about a peanut butter sandwich, you autist
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Pb n j n milk fuckin sweet
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>>711749646
YOU PUT THE PASTA UNDER THE CHICKEN PARM YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE
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>>711756687
Are you retarded, or merely pretending
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>>711756646
Florpy bushuga
>starts fire
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>>711756812

to pretend is to already know. re read please.
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>>711756895
Ah, a low functioning autist, i understand
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I'm gonna be aces
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Grilled fuckin cheese
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>>711756955
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I just had a McChicken. Fuck.
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>>711757004
that is the UGLIEST dinner plate I have EVER seen.
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>>711749646

nutella on toast with coffee. delicious, but, i'm super fucked for nutrition for the rest of my life...
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>>711749646
Good forever. Presumably...
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berry protein shake and a bagel with cream cheese. meh
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Venison and potato soup with butter bread rolls.
I'll be alright, I think.
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>>711757248
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stuffed shells a roll and an apple...meh
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>>711750172
Bitch, you will literally die
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>>711758095
could be a lot worse. you pretty much have all the food groups in there. just might get sick of it pretty quick.

where'd the stuffed shells come from? i love those things. were they a little crispy?
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>>711757267
wow u soylent fags are cancer
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>>711754150
Looks delicious but no way I could eat that these days.

It would give me a serious case of the butt sweats
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Chicken Parmesan

fuc ye bois
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>>711758269
home made by me mum, they were topped with some mozzerella while a variety of cheeses stuff the shell they would've been even better if crispy though.
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>>711749954
Oh these are my shit. Your anus would hate you though.
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>>711758593
fug m8 sounds good. my mum doesn't cook well. i do all the cooking and i'm meh
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>>711749646
I went to a buffet jokes on you
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>>711758371
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>>711758837
good lookin plate m8
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Seared sea scallops and beignets. I'm okay with this
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>>711758837
there isn't a cunt's chance at a cockparty that you just *happened* to just eat that
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Sweet potato with some hummus broccoli,chicken breast and some cottage cheese.
>Strong 6/10
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>>711754336
Funny, all I have is cheese and I'm fucking sick of it at this point.
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coffee and chili rubbed tritip with home made mashed potatoes and a decent enough stout.

I'm okay with that.
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BF's cum, guess I'll have plenty of protein for life you fuckin gay idiot keks.
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>>711758973
enjoy your eventual mercury poisoning anonynon
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>>711758977
Some people actually do this thing called "cooking". You should look into it before you order your next McDonalds amerifat
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>>711759155
Semen is glucose
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last thing i ate was a burrito and a glass of chocolate milk, im all fuckin good
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>>711752885
It means, by extension, you may eat real zebras.

I had pizza. I'm going to die young and this is going to get old fast.
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>>711759555
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>>711749646
Straight honey. Atleast it will never go bad.
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>>711759785
good luck shitting Barry
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>>711759300
I-I cook anon
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>>711759922
That looks pig disgusting.

Do you even organic? lel
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>>711749646
that looks like some decent chicken parm but why the noodles. did you have a brainfart when you cooked that?
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>>711749646
my snot

is it possible to survive just off of that?
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>>711753198
jesus christ you illeterate fuck youre going to die before you even graduate
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>>711749646
id be aite but id get really sick of this

>fried trout i caught. not great, some bones
>uncle bens rice
>halo top ice cream
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>>711751260
steak costs less than potroast in california. think about that shit for a minute. Its like the only benifit from living in a state full of mexicans.
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>Roast beef, tomato, cheddar on ciabatta bread
>corn & rice on the side
Aww yiss bitches
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