H-hey Anonymous, d-do you need help?
G-got something on your mind?
Need y-your medication adjusted?
I'm here for you Anonymous. Come, I'll pour you some tea <4
bumping
>squirted orange in eye
FUCKING MUSLIMS
Hi Alice! Did you see the supermoon tonight?
HEley
Hey cutie, can i have some tea? :
bump
>>711745994
You're looking good Alice!
>>711746169
DID YOU SEE MY POOR FUCKING EYE GET BLASTED BY THAT HOOLIGAN OF AN ORANGE?
>>711745994
Hello lov how are we
-sdmn
>>711745994
Report for avatarfagging and move along
>>711745994
Why are you a guy dressed up in a maid outfit?
>>711745994
>thoughts
I think those socks are hot, can you show some more leg?
what kind of tea?
do you have tetley?
hoi im genkou c:
black teap pls
>>711745994
I really want to know if you're a guy or a girl.
Been feeling kinda down lately tho. School's been hard.
>>711746169
How cool was it :3
>>711746169
I c-can see it from my window, it is b-beautiful <4
>>711746264
bump yourself moonbitch
>>711746328
Shouldn't have been trying to put on Trump makeup. Leave it to the professional.
I don't have any problems right now, but you're cute as fuck and I like you <4
>>711746368
That's not avatarfagging
That's an actual person posting herself you massive mouthbreathing retard
LOOK AT THE TIME STAMP DIPSHIT
I hope Alice is an Alex if you catch my drift ;)
>>711745994
A-a-autism
>>711746427
I am g-glad you asked! H-here are the details!
>>711745994
I followed your advice, about telling that girl I had helped have an affair how I really felt.
Needless to say, she didn't take it too well. I feel pretty horrible about the entire situation. I feel as if I led her on. Any thoughts on how to cope?
Literally drinking tea now. I posted last week about my sleeping problems and they have NOT gotten better
Can you pour me some milk instead?
>>711746443
Don't be down, and hard is good, you wouldn't be learning much if you found it easy!
>>711746474
Alright, you asked for it. Me and my fucked eye are going November 14th Superhuman on you.
Just you wait.
>>711746443
I thought really good trap, but nope, girl.
Yay, another Alcie thread~! Hello hello, I'm everyone's favourite ice fairy, Cirno-chan!
- Cirno
>>711746525
>my name is alice3d
>uses picture of alice from anime
This is the peanacle of avatarfagging
>>711746452
>>711746464
Very cool! Totally worth all the extra gravity and emotional turmoil it's causing!
>>711746579
November 14th: A partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing.
>>711746584
He is a guy, he started wearing gloves for obvious reasons.
Hey guys, what was that chat room? I went on last week but I forgot to save it
>>711746553
W-wait. Time heals all wounds. Besides, n-not like you wanted to do it.
>>711746443
I'm a g-girl <4
W-what is wrong with school?
>>711746506
>>711746506
G-glad to hear it Anonymous <4
>>711746530
I am not.
>>711746398
I'm a g-girl <4
>>711746308
T-thank you!
>>711746638
And you're the "peanacle" of faggotry.
>>711746638
the fuck is a peanacle
>>711746638
Alice is n-not from an anime, s-silly.
>>711746709
I'm w-wearing gloves b-because they are part of my new cosplay as Celty <4
>>711746709
what obvious reasons are those?
>>711746681
Hehe, das a good excuse ray, i might is that
Man, this thread is going by so fast.
>>711746726
I'm not convinced that you're a girl. Sorry.
>>711746726
It's just been tough, and I'm usually pretty lazy. Makes me feel down, it's an awful cycle.
>>711746686
...because he had orange juice in his eye.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH it only hurts a little actually, in fact it hurts much less that I can't post this cool gif because 4pedo's file size is smaller than a beetle's ballsack
>>711746726
Oh, is that so? Does time heal orange juice wounds? If it's 100 percent orange Juice, which this is, because it came straight from the orange?
>>711746858
>Ayy lmao
>>711746584
fuck I'd prefer trap
so cute tho uwahh
>>711746861
L-luckily, I don't c-care!
>>711746866
*nodnod* I c-can understand that.
>>711746861
Don't have to be convinced for it to be true my nigga
>>711746824
I love you Alice!!!! Hope your day is going great!!
>>711746726
Have a sleepy bump before sleep.
>>711746866
You've got to break out of the cycle! If you find away please tell
>>711746686
Okay everyone, w-watch and be amazed as I pour tea w-without managing to spill any!
>>711746431
wheres my tea! :>
>>711747067
You have the throat of a man
>>711747067
>those thighs
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>711747079
I j-just poured it!
>>711747067
N-now that we all have tea, w-who has some problems they w-wish to talk about?
>>711747067
I really want tea now Alice!!! I'll get some right now!
>>711747041
>he didn't put an orange in the image
Just keep your boypussy nice, tight and damp for me on November 22, that's when shit goes down. In short, butter up your pooper.
I had a good day
>>711747193
thanks c:
>>711747319
nigger
>>711747319
nigger
>>711746987
Hey Alice, Thank you for putting a thread up tonight. Otherwise o would have actually went looking for a baww thread for the first time.
Have any of that Chai tea left?
Please?
>>711745994
Ok someone is gonna have to tell me what the fuck this is from/about.
>>711747319
WHATEVER YOU SAY BLUE NIGGER
What happened to the Reimu thread? I don't care for this.
>>711747173
>Throat of a man
are there really people out there this desperate for cute girls to have dicks?
>>711747383
Of c-course I do. H-here you go <4
What is w-wrong, Anonymous?
Hi Alice!
Do you give fantasy football advice? Was offered Ryan Mathews for Kyle Rudolph, take it?
>>711747252
>he's Native American
Bloodskin/Rednigger
>he's Black
Shitskin/Blacknigger
>he's White
Cumskin/Rednigger
>He's Asian
Pissskin/Yellownigger
>He's Blue
Daba dee daba die, please don't bully me I'll cry
>>711747434
She's pouring us tea, what is there to understand?
>>711747545
S-sadly not!
>>711745994
>>711747595
This is OC?
Cute thread dude!
Hey anon! Tell Alice all your problems, don't be shy! She'll hear you out and give some pretty good advice. Mio tested, Mio approved!
Hello
I'm not super late
I did see the supermoon, it was neat
-Sweet Roll
>>711747696
yes this is OC
Rarely have I seen a thread this cringy. Autism all over the place.
Tits or GTFO.
>>711747696
Do you not see the timestamp?
>>711747696
Yup. Pretty rare for /b/ these days
it's the nutshack
>>711747838
Phil's from the Soul
why are trump supporters so racist
>>711745994
This thread gives me pride knowing that I wasn't weak enough to fall to this level of degenerate faggotry after all the horseshit I've been through.
>>711745994
>"Why are you still doing this autistic crap?"
>>711747768
Yes I see the timestamp, doesn't mean it's OC. 90% of the shit on /b/ is reposted from somewhere else
But if this IS OC.....
...it's pretty fucking bizarre. I love it.
>>711747455
I do enjoy it, so...
I'm holding off the shrine opening until I've had my fill of tea.
>>711747498
Thanks.
Nothing left for me now. It's stupid n' childish but just found out This one girl I have liked for a long time has a bf now.
Almost everyone has moved away, or are I'm a relationship now, so no time for me.
>>711747173
>Thoat of a man
Kill Yourself
Alice-Tan!!
Please, pour me some tea, i just got here and i don't wantto miss the tea party!
plewwasee!
:3
>>711745994
>knock off Chinese teacups
>>711746264
Fucking Moonbitch.
>>711747910
Because niggers and jews are bad news
>>711747764
I've b-been running these threads for five years. Lurk moar dear.
>>711745994
don't be fucking creepy about it and girls/women won't give a shit
>>711748172
Feels like you meant to post here
>>711740795
>>711747545
i can't think about football without being reminded if ikaros and now i miss her! :<
>>711748128
>"Also, when do you intend to give Kermit his balls back?"
>>711748038
W-well sit down and let m-me pour you a cup...
Alice threads are still a thing? I remember in 2008 or something I used to spam threads with ugly pictures of spongebob
>>711747737
I'm a bit skeptical. What did Alice help you with?
I....I think I want to like this. Alice can I be accepted?
>>711748479
I accept y-you, Anonymous <4
Dear Alice,
I have social anxiety but can't get it treated because that would involve interacting with another human being. What do?
>>711748554
W-why can you not interact with another human being? Social anxiety that debilitating usually r-requires inpatient care...
>>711748510
:D!!!
>>711748454
She's helped me seek proffessional help, she's helped me when i've been stuck, she'd helped me by beinng a friend and listening. shes a good person
>>711748655
Is t-there anything else I can do for you?
>>711745994
Do you have a stutter, or just type in Parkinson's?
>>711748429
I remember this shit back in 2006 with Alice 1. The good ol' day, iirc.
>>711746858
Holy shit. You fucking Ayylmao
>>711748706
I'm j-just nervous <4
>>711748698
kill yourself :DDD?
>>711748429
It's the same alice
>>711747193
The only girl I like has a boyfriend and my friends know I'm bi because I got really drunk and told them. I don't want to be bi I want to be straight. I'm also doing very poorly in 2 of my college courses. I have a midterm coming up and I got a 56/100 on the last one. I'm scared I won't enjoy my line of work once I get out of college (computer science) and I'm really lost in the class despite it being the 2nd time taking it.
/rant but u asked :/
>>711747193
>>711748769
also I think your outfit is adorable, I'll take some tea thank you :)
>>711748425
Thank you Alice my dear, can you give me some advice?
How do i get to say Hi to me in one of your pictures/webms?
My name is Edgar.
Please, that would really cheer me up, i've had a pretty crappy day.
:(
>>711748128
Not so much you, nothing new there. The people in this thread, though.
But then again I don't usually spend my time on 4chan at 3:40 in the morning on a Tuesday.
>>711748764
what the fuck is this shit thread
>>711748454
I...I'm not at liberty to say. It's rather personal...but it is very, very recent.
In the past? Well, she was there when I had broken up with my girlfriend, when my cat died, when I was agonizing over my future academic career....Granted, she wasn't always cloyingly sweet with me, even if that's what I thought I wanted at the time. But she did give me her signature dose of "tough love" when appropriate.
And it's nice to be coddled and doted upon here and there~
>>711748986
your girlfriend broke up with /you/ because you're a pussy
>>711747625
Going to need to see that ass. Not sure if you're the real Alice.
Alice, do you think my gf is cute?
>>711748986
YI think you're over your CCQm (Cock Consumption Quota) buddy.
>>711748986
Excuse me but you stop sucking so much dick? Holy shit!
>>711748755
S-sadly not <3 How about s-some more tea?
>>711748854
H-here you are <4
>>711748866
S-sorry, I can't do that silly. I'm not an attention whore <4
I guess my problem was stupid. I should prolly take a hint from that.
At least I got tea...
>>711748986
Please stop sucking so much dick.
>>711745994
Alice, this is my first time posting in these threads and I wanted to say you're a cute! Thank you for being nice to everyone and pouring tea, and I love your webms, they're really cute.
Hey Alice, remember me? How're you doing? How's everyone else doing?
>>711748698
Not specifically, I just want a friend :)
>>711749112
pour that tea over your face bitch
>>711746264
Fuck off Moonbitch
>>711748278
Don't worry dear as she'll return soon u.u
>>711749112
>I'm not an attention whore
sit down son i have some bad news
>>711749145
why would we want LESS people sucking dick out there?Think before you speak
>>711749150
It's w-what I do <4
>>711749186
I'm already b-burned, silly <4
>>711749158
I'm d-doing well, and you?
>>711749160
W-well I'm here for you <4
>>711749212
I s-sure hope not.
>>711749244
I'm a g-girl <4 You really s-should lurk moar.
Dear Alice, how do i stop being a lazy piece of shit?
>>711749037
I admit, I am a little too considerate of other people's feelings.
What's that saying? You are what you eat~?
>>711749158
I remember you.
Hi Alice, how are you?!!
>>711749351
if that was true you'd be a dick
>>711749158
ADMIRAL BUTTERCRUST YOU'RE BACK
>>711749305
Alice-sama!!
Can you please put out some cookies for the tea?
>>711749305
show face
>>711748647
Being around people makes me feel like I'm going to throw up. Inpatient care presents the same problem. Do you know of any over the counter anxiety medication?
>>711749329
Y-you need to decide on a goal, divide it into many many v-very small pieces, then s-schedule them by easiest to hardest.
You gain motivation from the dopamine burst that comes from doing things, so completing the easiest item helps you complete the next one, etc etc.
>>711749305
Out of curiosity, have you ever had anyone serve you tea?
>>711749329
stop smoking weed and get off 4chan for starters
>>711749055
The best part about banging a horse is always having a ride home.
>>711749454
N-no, sorry. That doesn't exist.
You need help, Anonymous. Inpatient is probably the best answer.
>>711749468
N-not in this lifetime.
>>711749436
P-please, I'm just Alice. And h-here <4
>>711749305
Doing great actually! I just recently got a boyfriend ^^
We both love each other a lot and stuff and well, apart from bad stuff happening recently I'm ok, was gonna tell you over Steam but only just got my computer back, I'll message you more there if that's ok, good to hear you're good too ^^
>>711749305
Alice how can I log back into chat? Last time I tried I needed a pass but I was always just a guest before
>>711749212
where the heck did she go?
I'm 18 and I've never had a girlfriend. I have really bad depression and I just can't do anything. It takes me about 2-3 days of preparation to go outside and put my work check in an atm.
i want to be normal so bad and I want to feel the love of a woman and I just can't. I don't know what to do and it makes me feel worthless.
tarot ruined my life
>>711749408
Awww, thanks! I might come back one day, I hope I didn't leave too much of a bad impression on you guys :c
>>711749438
S-sorry, if I did that, I'd b-be an attention whore <4
I'm a symbol, not a person dear.
>>711749617
T-the chat is closed for renovations.
>>711749652
Hopefully f-far far away.
>>711749664
H-have you been to a doctor?
>>711749305
Her or even someone worst
We'll see i guess
Hey alice, Ive been interested in this one girl for a couple weeks now, and I've been planning to ask her out. However, I realized today that I wasn't interested in her anymore, after we've been talking for weeks. What's up with that?
>>711749664
a vagina isnt going to fix the fact that you're a pathetic loser
>>711749433
O-oh, I hate to be a downer but that's not who I am ^^;
>>711749585
tfw OP didn't even answer me.
>>711749145
Consistency, anon. So which is it, am I a dick or a pussy? Such naughty words being thrown about. I don't think we'really at that point in our relationship yet!
>>711749709
but you ARE an attention whore, you started a thread of yourself
>>711749664
Kill self :> tonight is a pretty night for it.
>>711749590
If you want I can come serve you tea some time, Alice!
>>711749724
Hormones, you highschooler.
>>711749709
I got diagnosed with the usual depression/anxiety shit and got Lexapro. Do you have kik or something btw? im desperate for female companionship
>>711749709
Thanks, I felt like maybe I was not welcome there anymore
Do u shave down there alice
>>711749652
https://youtu.be/basofea2UEs?t=71
>>711749803
>>711749731
that's true. I could drink bleach? what should I stream it from?
>>711749112
question.
this is the second time you poured tea in that second cup. do you drink all the tea yourself or just dump it out to pour some more?
>>711749724
S-sounds like the honeymoon period is over d-dear.
>>711749731
T-those who attack others t-tend to do so f-for a lack of their own self confidence.
D-do you have something y-you want to talk about, Anonymous?
>>711749773
S-silly Anon, you n-need to lurk moar <4
>>711749835
Y-you don't want companionship f-from me, dear <4 T-there are cobwebs downstairs, trust me.
>>711749847
N-no no, of course not. Email me and I w-will fix the situation.
>>711749887
N-no, I simply d-do not grow hair.
>>711749709
Hey alice, can you pour me some tea that helps with the headaches?
My gf i annoing me over the phone, and i don't have time for her, i'm with Alice now.
>>711749724
got dang it bobby your imaginary friend cant be your girlfriend. that boy aint right
>>711749709
>>711749847
I was like that too anon, hopefully when it's back it'll be ok
>>711749709
What's with the "<4" can someone explain this?
New to these threads.
>>711749835
You sure are thirsty, even other pathetic twats have more dignity than you, go neck yourself you lonely fuck :^)
>>711749978
I'd take companionship from anything at this point :|
>>711749978
Can the honeymoon period be over before a relationship begins?
>>711749709
>Hopefully f-far far away.
i know how she was with you, but she was different with me and we got along fairly well.
>>711749903
thanks
>>711749978
Thats hot, id love to smell ur weewee alice
>>711750061
<3 is too mainstream
>>711750097
again, im willing to do so
>>711750105
Well do you play vidya anon? I'll hang out with you sometime and play some stuffs!
