If you don't reply to this post a parasite will crawl into your urethra while you sleep and find a new home in your scrotum where it'll eat away at your testicle and take over its functions.
You'll be driven into a state of constant horniness unable to get the idea of fucking out of your head until you blow "your" load, passing the parasite's eggs into your lovers, and even then it'll only be a temporary relief. Soon the parasite will make you fuck more and more people as you become a slave to the parasite.
Jokes on you ill serve that mother fucking paprasite
>no gf
How do you come up with this shit?
>>711744592
this is my fetish
>>711744087
What
>>711744592
Take a trip on the wild side, baby
>>>/d/
>>711744087
so is that is what we are going to do to fat chicks?
Egegegssgdiu2vwosnwk
>>711744087
...so what would I give birth to?
pkjhj
>>711744087
posting
xcvxcv
reply
what the actual fuck
Oh God....
>>711744087
What the fuck
>>711744087
i ussaly dont reply to these, but this one lowkey scary so like im replying fam
>>711744087
p cool tbh
>>711744087
Pretty sure I already have it
Kek
>>711744087
Please no
k
>>711744087
nice
>>711744087
this seems a bit unreasonable
Fuck this scared the shit out of me
>>711744087
Wtf
Pls no
Kek
why god no but no
:^)
>>711744087
so wheres the downside?
>>711744087
but y tho?
>>711744087
Maybe it'll give me a bigger dick.
well im a virgin and i really wanna get laid... so where do i find one?
Why
fuck u
I dont have a chance of passing on the eggs to gg parasite
>>711744087
My balls are toxic. choke on um, buggo.
>>711744087
How about no
>>711746033
dubs deem it so
o.o
>>711744087
I hope the parasite can infect paper towels because that is all it's going to get
>>711744087
...
::::(
>>711744087
Ain't risking THAT shit
k
>>711744087
weehh
>>711744087
kikes
Jokes on you, that's my fetish
naw
you got me
>>711744087
OP PLS
I like fucking but I don't want a parasite on my fucking balls so there...happy?
what
>>711744087
Ugh
Sounds retarded, much like OP
>>711744087
OP why you gotta do this?
k
cock
Not much worse than the current arrangement.
meme
>>711744087
Read it and weep, bitch.
Imagine if it gave you motivation to work out and improve yourself and stuff. That might no be all bad.
K
>>711744087
Frick
O
k
Lucky my balls fell off
>>711744087
that sounds awful, is it a symbiotic relationship.
aye this dumb as hell
Hot yet terrifying
retarded
No
>>711744087
Ok.
>>711746871
"Work our and improve yourself"
What's that?
HELP SENPAI
not chancing it
>>711744087
immunity cat. fuck you.
>>711744087
So..... basically those tyarnid sex inflitraters in 40k......
K
>>711746033
>>711744087
Ok if I get in 8 or 10 inch dick for it im down, and the woman u fuck get super horny too 10/10 would make a great hentai
what
looks neat
Ffhhgg
>>711744087
Shit.
>>711744087
OwO
>>711744087
meh
>>711744087
that's a movie i'd watch
hjty
>>711744087
Fuck niggers
>>711744087
illegal aliens
>>711744087
But why op. Why?
Who hurt you man?
Oh dear
nope nope nope
>>711744087
nah
ok ok you win
Y tho
>>711744087
kek even if it was to happen the female would notice the fucking eggs, your family would notice, the outside world would call 911 on you or you would just go to the doctor annnnnnnnd done gone forever.
>>711744087
nah
ngl i usually don't reply to these but this really spooked me
>>711744087
fine
>>711744087
Y
...
zzz
>>711744087
worst thread all day thx OP
just making sure
no
>>711744087
k
stfu
>>711744087
Sage
holy shit
>>711744087
jeez.
Woah
i guess so
Aight.
>>711744087
Holy fuck lmfao
That's fucking sick and twisted I love it
>>711744087
Oh FUCK that shit
If only
Fuck
Well then
>>711744087
erfghjkhjgcvbn,
>>711744087
FUCK
first one of these ive replyed to
>>711744734
Was gonna say the same thing. How far I've fallen to get aroused by parasites.
o
>>711744087
/d/eviant here
can I get the parasite despite having made this post?
I really wanted /b/ to know how aroused I am by this post
cool
This photo truly captures the horrors of war
>>711744087
wtf
Okay
Replied
>>711744087
well, shit
>>711748372
some people just want to see the world burn
>>711744087
wow calm your tits
Carrot
>>711744087
ytho
Plz no
Lol
Well good thing I'm now replying
>>711744087
That's actually a pretty neat deal... oh wait... Fuck...
kek
well okay then
>>711744087
cool story ...
Pls no parasyte.
>>711744087
fugg u
okay
this is now a get thread
fag
Well that's pretty fucked
>>711751744
DUB TRUMP DEMANDS
um roll
stop it
ok
>>711744087
eat shit
>>711744087
Fug
no problem
Reply
wut
>>711744087
>My sex drive will be increased
Doesn't sound bad desu. But I replied so I guess it won't happen.
>>711744087
>>711744087
why tho
fuck that, Also I hit trips once.
>>711744087
Bvb
alrighty
>>711744087
please no
>>711744087
suc
succ
>>711744087
fucking christ
>>711744087
Fuck youuu
8\8
>>711744087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIS9ChlZH74
Sigh
>>711748374
kill me, pete
>>711744087
Why
just to be safe
>>711744087
shiet
this is a metaphor for masturbation addiction
>>711744087
thanks for the warning m8
>>711744087
Replied
>>711744087
Jsus
>>711744087
pls no
>>711744087
>>711744087
fuuuug
>>711744087
fuck it
lol
>>711744087
waaawaaaa
Cool beans
Fug
>>711744087
Not me
>be tranny
>no testicles
what do
No risk my nigga
No
>>711744087
Nooooo
>>711744087
You got married too eh?
fuck
How is this different from how my life is now?
>>711744087
fuck posts like thjis
>>711744087
Ok.
>>711744087
29283810126
Honestly, this kinda sounds hot af, scary, like I wouldn't want it to happen to me, but damn...
Nope
>>711744087
ezpz
pls no
>>711744087
Fuck u
aye no1 wants dat
kek
no risk here
no ballsac monster for me
Are you literally this gay?
>>711744087
das gross mang
Fuck
>>711744087
>If you don't reply to this post a parasite will crawl into your urethra while you sleep and find a new home in your scrotum where it'll eat away at your testicle and take over its functions.
>
>You'll be driven into a state of constant horniness unable to get the idea of fucking out of your head until you blow "your" load, passing the parasite's eggs into your lovers, and even then it'll only be a temporary relief. Soon the parasite will make you fuck more and more people as you become a slave to the parasite.
>>711744087
Fuck
>>711744087
Well then
>>711744087
oh boy
come on guys
Not my balls
Pls no
Quizno's, toasty
>>711744087
not risking it
>>711744087
But what does it give birth to? Please respond
Fuck
>>71174408
More scared than mum dying.
aw fuck no
>>711744087
Jokes on you that's my fetish.
You won't
K
What the fuck is this shit?
>>711744087
hell naw
>>711744087
Honest to God first time I've ever replied to one of these. I do not want this
plz no
pls no
no plz
>>711744087
I can't ejaculate anyway
I'm pretty sure this is someone's fetish.
>>711744087
ok u blek nigr
That's fuckin nasty mate, and terrifying
>>711744087
Gross
>>711744087
>the parasite will make you fuck more and more people
i am not sure about if the parasite is a bad thing
>>711744087
ok.
>>711744087
>>711744087
reply
wat
how fucking much would this hurt holy shit
>>711744087
pls no
Erectile Dysfunction?
fuck, dude
>>711744087
Will the parasite hurt me in any way? i mean, busting loads non-stop isn't some thing a parasite can do by taking control of one of my testicles. Fucking people or jacking off nonstop isn't that bad, either. whelp. I've replied to this thread.
Pls no
>>711744087
i've never seen this one before
fucker
>>711744087
what the fuck
>>711744087
fuckerx2
okay lol
oh
O
>>711744087
reply
God dammit
>>711744087
is there really a parasite that can do something similar to that?
>>711744087
Damn
Roll
>>711744087
TL;DR
Oh sheeeeeit
I'm not taking ANY FUCKING CHANCES
Click bait m8
nice
>>711744087
Damn nigga
This is dumb
>>711744087
reply
K
>>711744087
Would I give birth to a insect hybrid?
Jesus Christ no
>>711744087
ITS TIME
risky
no
>>711757038
>>711757095
>>711757144
>>711757179
>>711757224
Noice
Oh fuck
Fuck