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If you don't reply to this post a parasite will crawl into your urethra while you sleep and find a new home in your scrotum where it'll eat away at your testicle and take over its functions.

You'll be driven into a state of constant horniness unable to get the idea of fucking out of your head until you blow "your" load, passing the parasite's eggs into your lovers, and even then it'll only be a temporary relief. Soon the parasite will make you fuck more and more people as you become a slave to the parasite.
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Jokes on you ill serve that mother fucking paprasite
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>no gf
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How do you come up with this shit?
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>>711744592
this is my fetish
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>>711744087
What
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>>711744592
Take a trip on the wild side, baby

>>>/d/
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>>711744087
so is that is what we are going to do to fat chicks?
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Egegegssgdiu2vwosnwk
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>>711744087
...so what would I give birth to?
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>>711744087
ok
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pkjhj
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>>711744087
posting
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xcvxcv
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reply
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what the actual fuck
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Oh God....
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>>711744087
What the fuck
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>>711744087
i ussaly dont reply to these, but this one lowkey scary so like im replying fam
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>>711744087
p cool tbh
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>>711744087
Pretty sure I already have it
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Kek
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>>711744087
:(
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>>711744087
Please no
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k
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>>711744087
nice
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>>711744087
this seems a bit unreasonable
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Fuck this scared the shit out of me
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>>711744087
Wtf
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Pls no
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Kek
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why god no but no
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:^)
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>>711744087
so wheres the downside?
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>>711744087
but y tho?
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>>711744087
Maybe it'll give me a bigger dick.
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well im a virgin and i really wanna get laid... so where do i find one?
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Why
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fuck u
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I dont have a chance of passing on the eggs to gg parasite
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>>711744087
My balls are toxic. choke on um, buggo.
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>>711744087
How about no
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>>711746033
dubs deem it so
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o.o
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>>711744087
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>>711744087
I hope the parasite can infect paper towels because that is all it's going to get
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>>711744087
...
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::::(
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>>711744087
Ain't risking THAT shit
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k
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>>711744087
weehh
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>>711744087
kikes
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Jokes on you, that's my fetish
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>>711744087
no
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naw
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you got me
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>>711744087
OP PLS
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I like fucking but I don't want a parasite on my fucking balls so there...happy?
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what
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>>711744087
Ugh
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Sounds retarded, much like OP
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>>711744087
OP why you gotta do this?
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k
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cock
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Not much worse than the current arrangement.
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meme
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>>711744087
Read it and weep, bitch.
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Imagine if it gave you motivation to work out and improve yourself and stuff. That might no be all bad.
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K
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>>711744087
ok
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>>711744087
Frick
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O
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k
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Lucky my balls fell off
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>>711744087
that sounds awful, is it a symbiotic relationship.
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>>711744087
Ok
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aye this dumb as hell
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Hot yet terrifying
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retarded
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No
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>>711744087
Ok.
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>>711746871
"Work our and improve yourself"
What's that?
HELP SENPAI
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not chancing it
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>>711744087
immunity cat. fuck you.
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>>711744087

So..... basically those tyarnid sex inflitraters in 40k......
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K
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>>711746033
>>711744087
Ok if I get in 8 or 10 inch dick for it im down, and the woman u fuck get super horny too 10/10 would make a great hentai
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what
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looks neat
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Ffhhgg
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>>711744087
Shit.
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>>711744087
OwO
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>>711744087
meh
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>>711744087
that's a movie i'd watch
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hjty
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>>711744087
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Fuck niggers
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>>711744087
illegal aliens
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>>711744087
But why op. Why?
Who hurt you man?
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>>711744087
rebly
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Oh dear
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nope nope nope
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>>711744087
nah
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ok ok you win
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Y tho
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>>711744087
kek even if it was to happen the female would notice the fucking eggs, your family would notice, the outside world would call 911 on you or you would just go to the doctor annnnnnnnd done gone forever.
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>>711744087

nah
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ngl i usually don't reply to these but this really spooked me
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>>711744087
fine
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>>711744087
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Y
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...
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zzz
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>>711744087
worst thread all day thx OP
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just making sure
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no
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>>711744087
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k
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stfu
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>>711744087
ok
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>>711744087
Sage
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holy shit
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>>711744087
jeez.
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Woah
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i guess so
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Aight.
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>>711744087
Holy fuck lmfao

That's fucking sick and twisted I love it
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>>711744087
Oh FUCK that shit
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If only
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Fuck
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Well then
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>>711744087
r
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>>711744087
erfghjkhjgcvbn,
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>>711744087
FUCK

first one of these ive replyed to
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>>711744734
Was gonna say the same thing. How far I've fallen to get aroused by parasites.
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o
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>>711744087
/d/eviant here
can I get the parasite despite having made this post?

I really wanted /b/ to know how aroused I am by this post
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cool
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This photo truly captures the horrors of war
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>>711744087
wtf
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Okay
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Replied
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>>711744087
well, shit
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>>711748372
some people just want to see the world burn
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>>711744087
wow calm your tits
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Carrot
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>>711744087
ytho
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>>711744087
k
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Plz no
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Lol
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>>711744087
>>711744087
y
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Well good thing I'm now replying
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>>711744087
That's actually a pretty neat deal... oh wait... Fuck...
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kek
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well okay then
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>>711744087
cool story ...
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Pls no parasyte.
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>>711744087
fugg u
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okay
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this is now a get thread
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fag
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Well that's pretty fucked
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>>711751744
DUB TRUMP DEMANDS
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um roll
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stop it
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>>711744087
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ok
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>>711744087
eat shit
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>>711744087
Fug
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no problem
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Reply
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wut
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>>711744087
>My sex drive will be increased
Doesn't sound bad desu. But I replied so I guess it won't happen.
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>>711744087
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>>711744087
why tho
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fuck that, Also I hit trips once.
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>>711744087
Bvb
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alrighty
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>>711744087
please no
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>>711744087
suc
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succ
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>>711744087
fucking christ
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>>711744087
Fuck youuu
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8\8
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>>711744087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIS9ChlZH74
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Sigh
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>>711744087
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>>711748374
kill me, pete
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>>711744087
Why
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just to be safe
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>>711744087
shiet
this is a metaphor for masturbation addiction
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>>711744087
thanks for the warning m8
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>>711744087
Replied
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>>711744087
Jsus
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>>711744087
pls no
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>>711744087
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>>711744087
ok
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>>711744087
fuuuug
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>>711744087
fuck it
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lol
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>>711744087
waaawaaaa
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Cool beans
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Fug
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>>711744087
Not me
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>be tranny
>no testicles
what do
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No risk my nigga
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No
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>>711744087
Nooooo
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>>711744087

You got married too eh?
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fuck
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>>711744087
Ok
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How is this different from how my life is now?
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>>711744087
fuck posts like thjis
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>>711744087
Ok.
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>>711744087

29283810126
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Honestly, this kinda sounds hot af, scary, like I wouldn't want it to happen to me, but damn...
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Nope
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>>711744087
ezpz
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pls no
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>>711744087
Fuck u
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aye no1 wants dat
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kek
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no risk here
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no ballsac monster for me
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Are you literally this gay?
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>>711744087
das gross mang
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Fuck
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>>711744087
>If you don't reply to this post a parasite will crawl into your urethra while you sleep and find a new home in your scrotum where it'll eat away at your testicle and take over its functions.
>
>You'll be driven into a state of constant horniness unable to get the idea of fucking out of your head until you blow "your" load, passing the parasite's eggs into your lovers, and even then it'll only be a temporary relief. Soon the parasite will make you fuck more and more people as you become a slave to the parasite.
>>711744087
Fuck
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>>711744087
Well then
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>>711744087
oh boy
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come on guys
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Not my balls
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Pls no
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Quizno's, toasty
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>>711744087
not risking it
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>>711744087


But what does it give birth to? Please respond
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Fuck
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>>71174408
More scared than mum dying.
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aw fuck no
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>>711744087
Jokes on you that's my fetish.
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You won't
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K
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What the fuck is this shit?
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>>711744087
hell naw
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>>711744087
Honest to God first time I've ever replied to one of these. I do not want this
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plz no
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pls no
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no plz
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>>711744087
I can't ejaculate anyway
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I'm pretty sure this is someone's fetish.
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>>711744087
:(
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>>711744087
ok u blek nigr
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>>711744087
ok
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That's fuckin nasty mate, and terrifying
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>>711744087
Gross
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>>711744087
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>>711744087
>the parasite will make you fuck more and more people
i am not sure about if the parasite is a bad thing
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>>711744087
ok.
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>>711744087
Ok
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>>711744087
oh
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>>711744087
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>>711744087
reply
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wat
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how fucking much would this hurt holy shit
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>>711744087
pls no
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Erectile Dysfunction?
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fuck, dude
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>>711744087
Will the parasite hurt me in any way? i mean, busting loads non-stop isn't some thing a parasite can do by taking control of one of my testicles. Fucking people or jacking off nonstop isn't that bad, either. whelp. I've replied to this thread.
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Pls no
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>>711744087
i've never seen this one before
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fucker
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>>711744087
what the fuck
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>>711744087
fuckerx2
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okay lol
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oh
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O
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>>711744087
reply
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God dammit
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>>711744087
is there really a parasite that can do something similar to that?
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>>711744087
Damn
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Roll
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>>711744087
TL;DR
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Oh sheeeeeit
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I'm not taking ANY FUCKING CHANCES
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Click bait m8
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nice
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>>711744087
Damn nigga
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This is dumb
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>>711744087
reply
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K
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>>711744087
Would I give birth to a insect hybrid?
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Jesus Christ no
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>>711744087
ITS TIME
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risky
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no
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>>711757038
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>>711757095
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>>711757144
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>>711757179
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>>711757224
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Noice
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Oh fuck
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Fuck
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