Went out bought some rope and tied a noose. I plan on hanging myself since every fucking girl finds it fucking creepy that i have a foot fetish. Wanna give me a few laughs before i die.
dont do it. joint fet life bro
That's an awful noose
>>711740795
looks like some meme rope
get some nice quality stuff from hardware store.
>>711740795
Are you just walking up to girls and telling them you like feet?
>>711740795
No just get over with also live stream
that's a shitty ass noose.
you can't even kill yourself right, faggot.
hey OP, what do you call a bear with no teeth?
>>711740972
this would still get you laid eventually
Here's a laugh OP: you're willing to kill yourself over the opinions of WOMEN!
Get ahold of yourself faggot. Literally no woman is worth necking yourself over
Nah but I'm having a giggle at u m8
>>711740972
Before I date someone i usually tell them, never had a bad reaction myself
my girlfriend loves my foot fetish. just find better girls, faggot.
>>711740795
killing your self is pussy, so what of they know, now just go out and try to get a girl that can deal with it
>>711740795
Do a flip off your chair and hang yourself
>>711740795
forget the laughs, just do it. live stream
>>711741012
a gummy bear faggot. OP please goddamnit kill yourself
>>711740795
Op please, my literally autistic dumbass friend got a gf, you can too. Read a salesman book and learn how to sell yourself.
>>711740972
Also this^
>>711741250
Im on girl 5 and she said that it creeps her out
just gotta find the right lady, m8. my gf thought it was weird at first but quickly got over it. I suppose she has her own interesting kinks too, which is probably why she doesn't think it's creepy.
A.I and the Singularity are coming soon. You wouldn't want to miss those, would you?
A.I waifus will love your foot fetish. And you will probably be able to change their feet out for different variations when you get bored of the old ones.
>>711740795
>2016
>killing yourself over missing approval of some bitches
shiggydiggy
>>711740972
No, after the 1st date, i tell them and for the 5th time i was told that its a creepy fetish
>been with gf 7 years
>had a foot fetish the whole time
>shes only just recently started indulging me
Its been a tough road
>>711741442
than talk to a girl, let her know, and if shes still cool with you and likes you, shes the one
>>711741573
Its not a creepy fetish. Its creepy that youd be telling a girl your fetish after 1 date.
>>711740795
Lol you're really gonna hang yourself cause you're embarrassed about a foot fetish?
>>711741815
How is that a bad thing? Isnt it better to know sooner than later?
>>711741850
Im not embarrassed, i cant find a girl....
In the afterlife, consider using question marks
>>711741815
this op.
your fetish isn't the problem, it's how you interact with women.
![[Harunatsu] Jitsu wa Watashi wa - 01_v2 [BD 1080p-FLAC][AC09281A].mkv_snapshot_13.34_[2016.07.02_18.53.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/heb2ley.jpg "[Harunatsu] Jitsu wa Watashi wa - 01_v2 [BD 1080p-FLAC][AC09281A].mkv_snapshot_13.34_[2016.07.02_18.53.36].jpg")
>>711741573
it is a creepy fetish, kill yourself plox, get better rope first
>>711741921
Is your foot fetish such a defining feature of who you are that you cant help but tell them?
Have you considered maybe not telling them, starting a relationship, and then opening up once youve started fucking and youre more comfortable in each others company?
>>711742150
Yeah, i thought about it but i cant get a boner unless it involves feet and this latest girl said that she flips when people touch her feet
But. Feet.
Rope is too thin. Will snap, or you'll choke and be injured and not die. So, if you want to be in lots of pain and not die, use that rope.
>>711742457
What makes you the professional?
>>711740927
This. Seriously, that rope won't bear any amount of weight, nor will it properly snap the neck to the left and provide adequate leverage for death. Instead, you're going to have shitty hemp rope burns and STILL be a stupid sick fuck.
>>711742549
go to a fucking hardware store retard
dont use twine to hang yourself
>>711742335
Youre whole sexual desire is based on feet? You wouldnt get hard if a girl was sucking your dick or riding you? You need to deal with that. Even if you find a girl who can accept with your foot fetish, its unlikely they will want to build their entire sex life around it.
>>711741988
>i cant find a girl...
You're either b8 or a white-boy moron. good thing I saged
>>711741442
Then don't fucking tell them until you're dating. Jesus anon, you're fucking dense. Must be the cleft chin.
You wont do it, pussy
>>711740795
Hey anon there are plenty of girls out there that find foot fetishes attractive, just gotta find the right one.
>>711742549
Not the guy you're responding to, but how can you not tell that the rope isn't big enough? This guy is probably at least 200 pounds and you think that thin fucking rope could hold someone's body weight? It's not that hard man
>>711742707
Yeah.....bye
Dude, you never say this shit. You wait until someone likes you enough and you start introducing it slowly in the bedroom. I didn't just tell my gf I was wondering what it would feel like to get pegged ( something thousands of times more weird than a foot fetish btw) I found porn that had that shit in it and showed it to her, told her it was for a different scene and then when she saw the dude getting dildo pumped I just watched her reaction and initiated a conversation based on that reaction. You need to be smooth dude.
That rope is gonna hurt. Best thing to do is play the passout game and situate yourself to hang.
>>711740795
Apparently you actually need to know how to tie it properly
>>711740795
bitch ass aint gonna do shit.
and you are a creep. fukin weirdo
>>711743008
And do you now get your ass fucked as much as you desire?
>>711742549
I was a rigger for ten years doing theatrical and commercial jobs, and was called in to testify in cases where rope was used to commit murder or in kidnappings. That's hemp or Manila, at max 3/8 diameter. The tensile strength isn't enough to hold a drop unless you're going for basic strangulation.
Placing the knot behind the ear jerks the body to the side, which snaps the neck if there's enough slack in the line. We used ballistic gel dummies for testing and to demonstrate the physics to juries.
Why not hang yourself by the feet?
>>711743008
Im sorry, but i dont believe you
lmao this bait
OP if you're seriously gonna kill yourself over having a foot fetish you're a fucking puss
>not using the rope to tie one up and tickle their feet
what are you running from faggot? go pound that pavement.
Any dying requests, op? Oc oc?
>>711740795
your reason to off yourself is the real kek here
>>711740795
This is a picture I took of me. I jerked off to it.
I do this quite often. I jerk off to myself and in often humiliating pics and videos.
>>711743188
checked
>>711743350
you are cool as fuck bro. OP should stop being a pussy and strive to be more like you.
>>711743382
Not bait, im ashamed of my foot fetish. i wish i was attracted to boobs and ass but no, i was born to like feet. Id rather be dead.
>>711743458
>>711740795
I'll give you advice instead.
Do your research. Is the rope strong enough to hold your weight? Are you just going for strangulation? Or you want to do it right, and have it snap your neck? If the latter, you're going to have to figure out the length of the rope for your body weight. Too much, and you'll decapitate, not enough, and you'll be in a lot of pain while you choke to death.
If you're pic is related, I'd suggest getting a thicker rope of proper length. Do it right, or you'll be under constant watch for a long long time.
I hope I've helped. God speed anon! Do what we're all too pussy to do ourselves! Make us proud! Be an hero.
What Does it Say /b?
just do it and fuck off k thx
also check 'em
>>711743585
Maybe if mommy didn't push you towards her feet while she was looking for replacement cock.
>>711743205
It's not always on the menu, and I can't say I always feel like it. I sometimes like some femdom and other times I prefer to reverse the roles. BUT to answer the question, I get a sufficient amount of ass fucking.
>>711742685
not op, can you show me the right way to do it so it will be quick(ya i know it will still hurt) asking for a friend :) ) ) )) )
what. girls find it weird but ive still gotten footjobs. dont do it. think of the nice butts and feet.
>>711743978
I typed this.
>>711743679
Hope it helps.
>>711743363
I um, how do I say this... don't care?
>>711743978
sharpie in pooper. tie rope to sharpie. jump roody poo
>>711743952
My girl loves to fuck my ass, always trying to stick her fingers or tongue or toys in there. It gets annoying. Its something I really need to be in the mood for. Like if Im in the mood for it, and she gives my ass a good hard fucking, its the most blissful feeling. But when not in the mood, its horrible.
>>711743677
Last offer
If it's any consolation I have fetish-type things that will actually never happen irl. Feet is hardly weird.
>>711744471
Last offer for what?
>>711744471
Keep going please. Take off those socks. Show some toes.
>>711743458
Show asshole.
>>711744471
Whats your fetish?
>>711740795
Why the fuck do you have a foot fetish you fuckin mentally malfunctioned faggot
>>711740795
stream it pussy. give us some laughs as you die.
How old is your dick?
>>711744471
Name the othe weird fetishes.
Also if your gonna go out, go out with a bang. Buy a hooker, fuck her and do some foot fetish shit.
Maybe go visit somewhere you've never visted before, I mean what do you have you lose?
>>711744471
Are you a chick?
Here is when my stomach dropped
>>711745081
And here is when the suicidal thoughts started pourning into my head
>>711745081
reverse psychology man
my gf said the same thing about cross dressing
now she's my wife
>>711740795
>>711740795
>every fucking girl finds it fucking creepy that i have a foot fetish.
I've now dated ELEVEN different women from my young teenage years to present.... every fucking one of them knew I had a foot fetish and they were at worst accepting of it, or at best, learned to like all the foot rubs, toe sucking, and foot jobs.
How the fuck are you meeting girls that are creeped out by this shit? Are you picking up nothing but Mormon church girls or something?
Oh, and here's the answer to what I suspect is your problem, you DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR WEIRD QUIRKS UNTIL YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BANGING FOR A BIT.
If you're saying, "hey, wanna date, I have a foot fetish by the way" they'll be creeped out about that sort of candor expressed so early. It's like telling her you're super into anal sex before you've even kissed, it's too much information and it seems sexually assertive (but in a not good way).
Don't tell them your kinks until she's consented to bang you. If they weren't interested in you in the first place, it's a major faux pas to say you're into feet, not that there's anything wrong with that but they don't wanna hear about your fetishes if they don't want your dick.
I suspect, truth of the matter is you're creeping them out in other subtle ways but they need an official reason to distance themselves.
>>711745202
I didnt blatanly tell her i had a foot fetish, i brought up the topic
>>711740795
are you gonna stream or what pussy
>>711744603
Kek. Dying foot requests from OP.
>>711744647
Acknowledged
>>711744730
No.
>>711742457
>>711743350
nigga people in prison have strangled themselves to death with wash clothes.
>>711745544
They look very soft. From the top?
>>711745544
>No
Why not?
>>711745642
Im tieing it to the radiator in my room and jumpimg out the window and if it goes as planned, my neck will snap
>>711745544
Show the ass with a timestamp or you are a lying whore.
>>711745791
please just fuking do it stream it
>>711741573
It is. KYS
>>711745544
OP are you a grill? Or just some trap?
Either way I'd like to see your pussy.
I mean it won't matter anyways, might as well do it.
>>711740972
No, I have a t-shirt that says "Ask me about my foot fetish" on it
>>711745693
Acknowledged
>>711745722
People reckognize me often
>>711745926
I'm not OP. Just posting feet 4 OP
>>711746113
Gtfo and stop trying to be me
Nah, don't do that shit. That's fucking stupid. Be patient. there's chicks out there that like foot fetishes. What a dumb fucking reason to kill yourself. But if you're that stupid to kill yourself over something so fucking stupid, well, then, enjoy your death.
But really, otherwise, just be patient and shit.
Political conspirators have the best feet
>>711740795
Thank you for Pulp Fiction
Dude you need to chill. There are kinky people out there and foot fetish is pretty tame
>>711746192
He's funnier than you are though
>>711746171
Have you done any foot jobs or toe sucking? Do you enjoy it, or do it because they want to?
>>711746327
Im not trying to be funny. This is the only place i come to to vent because its anon
>>711745642
>snap
As another anon said, it's not rated for the peak forces that'll be exerted by a falling body. Plus OP says he's tying it off to a radiator. He'll pull the damn thing out of the wall and then his parents will have to fix that AND bury him.
>>711746171
They might dry out, why don't you wet them a little...
>>711743487
join op and kill yourself faggot
>>711746508
Its attached to the floor, i doubt it will come up
Why did you select 4chan to do this?
>>711746703
Its anonymous
>>711746171
post tits pls
>>711746171
Oh.....
Well are they your feet? If so are you a grill? Or just some trap?
Either way I'd like to see your pussy.
Also how do you keep your feet so soft. They look fucking luscious, and that's coming from a guy without a foot fetish.
>>711746762
Yeah but man, don't be a coward. You fucking DYING. Have a spine and do something notable. Give us or yourself something intresting.
Like ffs, go on a gaint bender and die of alcohol poisoning, or maybe go fuck a many fat chicks as possible, without giving a flying fuck before killing yourself.
Or at the very lest do something for us, like climb the Great Wall of China before jumping off it or some shit
Do something of fucking interest man. Also here's your laugh.
Nip pic pls?
>>711746656
Flooring: carpet, padding, and if the contractors were cheap 3/8" plywood. If it's nice subflooring its 1/2" plywood. Either way, even if there's four or eight wood screws holding that thing down (even drilled into studs) none of that is rated for 1000 pounds of force. It'll break.
>>711742897
K an hero then over creepy autistic foot sex stuff.
The species becomes stronger.
>>711746171
Perfect feet. Perfect hands. Perfect.
>>711746171
Anon how do you keep your feet so soft looking? My gf has tried to do it, but hers turn out hard and dry. I gotta know that secret man.
Also You a guy or a girl, cause if your a guy God damned that's an achievement
>>711746171
those are nice, toe spread?
>>711740795
Worst noose knot I've seen in a while, you deserve this
>>711748772
Its my first noose ever.
Sorry forgot I posted
>>711746450
I haven't, only met footfags online, but I'd do it because they enjoy it, not because I do.
>>711747045
>>711748083
Mine, and I don't just say I'm a grill here
>>711747719
Thank you
This ones a repost
this is such a well thought out troll thread
good job
Bumping for more feet pics.
>>711749091
Also m8 show us something lewd from yourself, otherwise no one I'll believe your killing yourself.
If your not killing yourself, take a personal day and watch a movie. Calm down for abut then get back into the game.
>>711749245
Not even a troll....im being serios man
>>711749220
Came for the physics lesson, stayed for the feets. :3
>>711749220
Also, to those that asked how I had soft feet, I don't know. I'm pretty hard on my feet. No lotion ever. Sugar scrub is nice. I walk around in sandals at festivals for days, can hardly feel my toes most of the time, idk how I'd maintain soft feet if I didn't have them.
>>711749375
In that case >>711747610 is correct
>>711749619
toe spread pls? :3
>>711749220
Your really cute, we should date.
But seriously you didn't tell me the secret to keeping soft feet. What are you hiding from the world!
>>711743585
HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WANNA DIE OVER A FUCKING FETISH BECAUSE IT NOT NORMAL?!?! IMAGINE HOW ALL THE FUCKING QUEERS FEEL DUMBASS! I DONT FEEL SEXUAL ATTRACTION AT ALL, BUT YOU GOT IT BAD. go fucking cry about it.
Wait which feet do you have a fetish for? Mens, or Womens, or both?
>>711749296
This is what i want from a relationship, but i cant fir the life of me find a girl that doesnt find it creepy.>>711750109
>>711741573
jesus crist u only tell them if they wanna know and if they they freaks dont be so pin sighted ,migigee
>>711750305
also 12 wraps faggot
Fake and Gay
>>711744703
roll
>>711749713
Looks weird
>>711749714
Silly anon. And I wrote it under post cause forgot
>>711750294
here, take it
fetlife. com/
>>711750625
>macbook
faggot confirmed
>>711750625
let me suck every individual toe baby i want to worship u
>>711750625
>Macbook
Here you go. Something to LIVE for!
>>711741352
>My literally autisic dumb ass friend got a gf
>my literally autistic
kek.
>>711740795
1 loop per 10 pounds faggot. Wouldn't want that thing ta fail on ya.
>>711750294
OP I anted a lewd picture of you, Ya DAMNED nut.
Also it takes time to get to that. You know what my fetish is OP? I like my GF to foce me to have sex, I like it when she hits me, straps me down and forces me to fuck her.
But it takes time, you can't open right out of the gates with that shit, instead fuck a girl for awhile, like maybe 3-4 times before introducing some foot-foreplay. When it time to get into the mood, rub her feet for abit then fuck her. Do that for while before, getting into the "hey I have a foot fetish".
I worse comes to worse go on grindr or craigslist and tell people you have a foot fetish, you'll find someone's who's down to fuck for that
>>711750698
Thanks d00d
>>711750625
Yeah sorry, didn't see it when I posted.
If I can at for a request? Can I see you with toes curled? They would look so cute scrunched up.
im down with feet ill suck your big toe and pretend to be a grill timestamp plx
Killing yourself the generic bitch way, personally I would prefer to go down in glorious flames and my favorite song playing as it happens loudly as possible.
>>711751575
whats your fav song
>>711750836
>>711750625
seriously do u have skype i really want to get to know u as a friend i can take it slow if u want we dont have to have sex we can just be friends im really lonely no girls love me im just a cringe beta virgin
>>711745544
dude detected.
>>711751575
I had a vision when I was young of how I would commit suicide:
> be me
> I'm driving a semi with a 40ft flatbed
> there's 8 metric tonnes of plastic explosives wired to blow
> I also have two sammiches
> I drive to the Grand Canyon
> eat a sandwich and watch the sun rise
> when my first sammich is finished I line the truck up for the jump
> I start on my second sammich and work my way through the gears
> me and my 8 metric tonnes of explosives leave the edge of the grand canyon doing 120+ kph
> lick the crumbs off my fingers
> "damn, that was a good sandwich"
> push the big red button
>>711740795
no. post your feet instead.
>>711751913
> cringe beta virjun
Yes. Yes you are.
>>711740795
Is that last sentence a question? Or a statement to the fact that you will kill yourself regardless of the laugh that you will emanate after receiving the joke.
>>711740795
just do it fag, don't lower the quality of the threads even more.
>>711740795
Sharpie in pooper before you expire
>>711740795
that's not really a very valid reason to go, but I suspect it could be the straw that broke the camel's back
how soon in the relationship do you talk about foot stuff? you should wait a while (at least third base). if you're just holding hands and kissing and mentioning that, they might scurry off. they could just be using it as an excuse. that's still not a reason to off yourself.
courage, perseverance, and patience. I say stay and fight. pic related
Why wait when you already got your foot in the door?
>>711750625
You should kik me so we can continue in privacy. This place is full of cancer.
I think I'll jump soon.
kik: zog34
>>711740795
you need to have at least 8 loops around the noose or it won't snap your neck, it'll just strangle you to death
at least do this one thing right in your weak ass life.
>>711750625
put something on them to make them look moist
Hang yourself with barbed wire
do a flip faggot
>>711752174
well if you ever do please leave the explosives out of it, we don't need a national treasure ruined because of some faggot
>>711753167
kik is for faggots
>>711755327
its what I have
>>711740795
I told every girl I had a foot fetish as a dare. Girls know about it and they think it's weird but they really don't care.
Who gives a fuck about what a bunch of sluts think. It's fucking high school. Eventually all these girls will realize that a foot fetish isn't weird
It's not that weird... Just find a bitch who will take it in the butt and 90% of the time they will let you play with there feet. Trust me.
>>711756175
their*
My wife would let you jerk it to her feet. Don't be a bitch, find a freak. It's not even that weird.
>>711750625
Keep showing your soles.
Your soles look very soft. Love it
>>711750625
very nice.
do you mind curling your toes with the soles of your feet facing the camera?
>>711740795
As much as I hate foot fetish I doubt your issues have anything to do with that.
I like dudes that have foot fetishes. actually all fetishes turn me on.
bored, send me interesting shit
kik - maiyaanelo
