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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>711722871
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>711734554
every time I talk to my mom she just seems disappointed in me
idk why I keep trying
>>711734649
it's not lurking if you post :o
>>711734419
Well, the people in the "new" housing where I live are all stupid people with lots of money. So for them, probably very difficult
>>711733251
>Mostly Soulseek
Haven't heard that name in quite some time.
>What about you?
mikudb.moe, dojin.co, 9tensu.com, and /mu/ sharing threads.
Perfect Dark when all else fails and I'm terribly desperate. Unfortunately it's pretty much dead and I've never found anything useful on it.
>KASHIWA Daisuke - program music Ⅱ(preview) 2016年4月23日発売
Interesting sounds, but it doesn't really stand out to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKjVVaQ-rYc
She's mine!
>>711734984
check out this cutie :o
Claim
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRpO03IDNlcb89viRzl4sLw
subscribe to my youtube channel guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N8qc_bktRE
>>711735328
Well that link is fucking ugly
>>711735176
:)
>>711735328
I don't like meme channels :o
I should try to lurk less
>>711734975
I love how practical SS is and I can easily share through it too. It feels really satisfying for me to see someone downloading an obscure album I love from me or something.
I never heard about dojin.co and 9tensu but I assume it's mostly Japanese music oriented.
Perhaps if I linked an actual song instead of the preview compilation it would have been catchier for you.
>shing02
I think I've seen that name before from Nujabes works, interesting. I quite like the instrumentation and his voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyKURgzL2V4
>>711735328
If you sub to mine
>>711735673
what
>>711735673
It's not a meme :o
>"Why don't you just go back into your room and waste your life?"
>>711735898
it's always nice to see you so yes
>>711735960
I was bored so I made you happy
I wish I could in real life
>>711735977
I only watch minecraft channels :o
>>711735058
Good evening.
>>711735898
Post more then.
>>711736066
that's what my mom said to me :o
*hugs*
>>711734554
Butter Churning Protestant Woman claimed
>>711736121
rolling
>>711736108
Good news, he has minecraft and roblox videos :o
>>711736066
>>711736278
shulk is that you
>>711736190
Best girl, easily.
>>711736234
I only watch minecraft girls tho :o
>>711736108
I wish i could make me happy too. I did laugh though
>>711735898
So should i
>>711736420
B-but it is a girl :o
>>711736480
why the fuck are you stuttering, bitch? :o
>>711736436
that's good then, I like drawing happy faces on paint at work
>>711736650
crispy
>>711736367
she'll churn your butter with a smile on her face
>>711736436
>>711736742
smile :)
>>711736796
jesus fucking christ
either he's a giant or she's 3 feet 8 inches wtf :o
>>711736154
It doesn't feel nice.
>>711736266
Cute!
>>711736204
>>711736948
jokes on my mom tho because spending time with the waifus is what makes life good :o
>>711736929
She's a cat. Cats are small.
>>711736948
Indeed. How was the sleep?
>>711736929
The second option would be cute as fuck.
I can't stop drinking chocolate milk help.
>>711737240
cat/girl hybrid? :o
>>711737247
I wish I had a lewd loli cat ;-;
>>711737324
I didn't know you were 12 years old
>>711737324
>drinking chocolate milk
There is no helping you now.
>>711735958
Need to be up early tomorrow, so I'll be taking my leave now.
Good night, and thanks for the good music.
>>711737324
Drink quality beverages
>>711737324
are you still wearing mikus clothes?
>>711736693
You should be working
>>711736812
-_-
>>711737324
It's okay, I'm like that with strawberry milk and eggnog.
>>711737428
>Lewd
Why lewd though? I want it cause it'd cute.
>>711737428
I'm a cute asian girl.
>>711737455
I wonder if they will take me for rehab.
>>711737464
Alright, same goes for you. Sleep tight and hope you have a good day tomorrow.
>>711737547
Like what?
>>711737617
You don't have to know that.
>>711737784
Strawberry is on my top 3 fruits but both strawberry milk and juice aren't very attractive for me.
Never tried eggnog in my life, I'm not even sure I know what it is.
>>711735328
Is that really your channel or are you just memeing?
>>711737140
It was okay! I was just really cold for most of it.
I was supposed to go somewhere with my mom a few hours out, but I decided to sleep in.
How'd you sleep?
>>711737455
I only drink water, really.
>>711737617
are you still wearing that chastity belt?
(・ω・)
>>711737707
I do it when I'm waiting for calls
:)
>>711737784
why can't she be cute and lewd? ;-;
like you
>>711737807
you're a small foreign cutie :o
>>711738040
eggnog is like milk but you feel fat when you drink it
>>711737807
Water :^)
>>711738089
I sleep really cold and it sucks
I was yawning a lot at work but at least I can just mute my phone :o
>>711737324
I just finished a cup of mine.
It's good. I can't stop either.
>>711738040
Strawberry, cherry, and raspberries are my top 3. Can eat those things all day long.
>I once ate 300 Maraschino Cherries in an afternoon
My stomach couldn't handle them, but it was worth.
>>711738147
She could be, I wouldn't mind I guess. But that's a dangerous line to walk.
And I'll have you know that I am neither.
>>711738089
i'll keep you in suspense.
>>711737807
i do though
>>711738089
why you want to come for some fuk?
(・ω < )
>>711738261
The best. Tap tastes a bit odd around here in the summer though, so I always use a filter. That, or get some spring water when I'm out in the country.
>>711738437
that's a line I'm willing to walk
and it's rude to lie :o
>>711738614
there is literally no difference between bottled water and tap water
>>711738089
That's all I drink pretty much too. Usually go through three gallons a day, sometimes up to four. I drink practically no soda. I'll drink some orange juice and white milk though.
>>711738261
What if I drink tea? It's not too far from water.
>>711738147
I wish I was small, but I'm taller than average sadly.
If that's what eggnog is it doesn't sound very worth it.
>>711738366
I swear chocolate is more addicting than nicotine.
>>711738437
Another red fruit lover?
For me the top three is, from favourite to least favourite, cherries, strawberries, watermelon.
Most liked non-red fruit is peach.
>>711738576
Really? Can I know why? Maybe that would convince me that you deserve this information.
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>711739141
It's time I had some time alone
>>711738903
That's good too
>>711738692
Good luck with that m8.
Ya, so stop lying!
>>711738903
Very much so!
Never much been a fan of watermelon. Not really sweet enough for my.
My favorite non-red would easily be pineapple.
>>711739141
Could do better, Trips Guy. I think you need to sacrifice your whole cassette collection.
>>711738692
The minerals added to make it taste better is a pretty neat difference.
>>711738827
I get 5 gallon bottles shipped to my house every week or so, it's rad.
Almond milk with coffee is good too imo
>>711738576
(´﹃｀)
>blocked
>>711738466
it's a meme isn't it
isn't it
>>711739141
Long time no see, waifu stealer
>>711739277
Well you got dubs, at least you have that
カラミチーマス
>>711739383
>coffee
I don't really like that beverage.
>>711738692
Sure, if the water source for bottled is the municipal water supply (Nestle Pure Life).
>>711738903
My top 3 would be blueberries, strawberries, and mandarin oranges. Can't grow the first two, but I have a couple of mandarin trees that give a bunch of fruit every Oct-Nov.
>>711738903
how tall are you? :o
>>711739374
why are you eating my heart?
>>711739383
I only drink shower water so I wouldn't know
>>711739653
see
>>711739668
also roll :o
>>711736121
Hullo
>>711739598
I delude it with sugar and almond milk. It's a cozy beverage if you start to like it.
>>711739668
disdain for plebs
(・ω・)
>>711740127
Water's cozy enough for me.
>>711739988
>consecutive dubs
What's up besides the ceiling?
>>711739771
Trips and higher gets ????
>>711740243
You have not experienced maximum coziness, my boy.
>>711739383
Would you seriously believe me if I said that was my channel?
64%of you are weebs 6%are fags who just jerk it and 30% are trolls. ANIME IS WEAPONISED AUTISM SENT BY THE JAPS
>>711739374
I think it's pretty sweet, specially the core, and I love how watery it is.
Pineapple is up there too, I really love acidic flavours.
>>711739653
Oranges are pretty nice as well, but I personally prefer tangerines.
>>711739668
No idea, I just know I'm slightly taller than the average Portuguese.
>>711738692
>he can't tell the difference between two different waters
>>711740127
I have them liked on facebook which is funny because I'm not an edgy /pol/ conservative :o
>>711740412
you're such a tease ;-;
roll
>>711740238
good because I'm pansexual
>>711740450
you're cute when you eat
>>711740428
I don't care for coziness that much.
>>711740412
Plating some Rocket League, you?
>>711740450
BESTEST FRIEND!
>>711740560
How do I unlock the the full potential of my weaponised autism?
>>711739668
Because I can.
>>711740582
Guess I'm not a big fan of the watery taste then. I always get the most disappointed face when I reach into a bag of starbursts or Jolly Ranchers, thinking I'm getting a strawberry or cherry... and it's actually a watermelon.
I need to tone back on it when I have it. I often go overboard and eat it till my tongue starts going numb.
I'm here
>>711738903
to strengthen our relationship of course
>>711739383
:(
>>711740934
They made you unfuckable with that neck beard if you watch mlp thats a double wammy
>>711740582
I can't tell the difference because there is none :o
>I'm slightly taller than the average Portuguese
so you're 5'8''?
>>711741147
who is this?
>>711741113
is your waifu from strawberry shortcake?
>>711740456
I'd cut myself if that was true, tbh.
>>711740560
same
>>711740587
I haven't touched Facebook in years
>>711741165
Your sexual advances are only increasing my smug level
(・ω・)
>>711741289
Saya-chan from Asterisk War
>>711740880
Paying some bills before I watch the Monday Night handegg game and kick back for the evening.
>>711740582
Tangerines are awesome, but Mandarin trees are maintenance free in my area and a bit easier to grow, so they've become a household fixture.
>>711740582
Yellow/orange watermelons are quite tasty, as are Black Diamonds (dark red flesh). GOAT-tier in the summer after some hard work in the sun.
>>711740587
You're very kind anon
>>711740880
Yoooo what's up bud
>>711740456
Mai
>>711740934
^-^ ears wife
>>711741113
Qt
>>711741430
I just have facebook to send sachi voice messages out of context
>>711741963
well shes a cutie c:
>>711742065
you should know who I am :o
>be me
>be in high school and I had actual friends
>had three actual friends, a racist emo kid, a fat midget, and a fat Mexican
>racist emo kids is friends with a bunch of people
>kinda friends with those people
>fat kid is friends with some other people
>know them
>Mexican kid doesn't really hang out with his other friends that much.
>emo kid, lets call him T is friends with this guy named Tandon.
>we're kinda friends and we mess with eachother
>friendly roast session right before we get on the bus home
>I had blond hair
>Tandon says I look like Trump
>I call him Tampon and tell him to kys
>we both know we're joking around
>bitchy emo keyboard warrior jumps in the conversation
>"hey man don't say that. one day someone will actually kill themselves because of that"
>call her a social justice warrior
>she tells me to say it to her face
>calls her a sjw again
>she says that I'm to scared to face someone with a dick and tits and calls me a boy
> i get real fucking close
>"bitch did u just fukken assume my gender fucking cunt noone cares about your dik you fucking social justice warrior get the fuck up off my dick nigger"
>say that in a near-whisper
>she's about to make a retort
>take my index finger
>rub it along the curvature of the bridge of her nose down to her lips as to shush her
>as i get to her lips i push my finger in to her mouth, wiggle my finger and she looks at me shocked
>I then took my finger out of her mouth and wiped it on her cheek and walked to my bus home
>>711741430
I would too, but don't worry it isn't.
>>711742065
Lulu
>>711742048
Yuck, that doesn't sound fun at all. In my fantasy league, I have one player left to play tonight. I'm down 14 points to my opponent who's done for the week
>>711742065
Not much, I started Luluco yesterday. It's a ton of fun!
>>711741289
Nope.
>>711742065
Nope!
>>711742138
Not trips guy do Konata?
>>711742398
You wear your glasses well
>>711742448
You like it? It's really fast but it is pretty well animated, not really serious though c:
>>711742996
>>711742138
So*
>>711742448
Yeah, it sucks, but once they're out the way it's peace of mind. Then I can count the leftover shekels and put that money to work.
My fantasy team sucked for the first half of the year and now has been on a tear the past 3 weeks, but it's too little too late. Maybe I'll get to spoiler someone out of a playoff spot.
>>711742996
you can do me anytime you'd like :3
>>711742875
why is it so hard for you to name files?
>>711742952
I love your waifus hair, it reminds me of klonata :o
>>711743271
so when do you wanna do me?
>>711742996
Yeah! It's short, doesn't take itself seriously...it's a rollercoaster of a show and it's entertaining
claimeroni
>>>> >>711742952
>>711742952
>>711742952
Awww yiss
>>711743356
Because of the ahoge?
>>711743554
Awwww nope!
>>711743537
very cute
you remind me of my first ship
before juvia and homo :o
>>711743757
the sandwich?
idk what that is :o
>>711743284
Who is this cuter
>>711743356
When quads
>>711743503
Agreed haha
>>711743537
Why are you so adorable ^_^
>>711743284
Yep, that's always good. I have same feeling about rent.
Fortunately, everyone in the league goes into playoffs, but my team has been sucking these past few weeks
>>711743791
ok
>>711744176
cause am
>>711744176
you better not be lying
we live in the same state
roll :o
>>711744309
I've never seen you around
are you new?
>>711744176
What's new with you?
>>711744261
I wish yuuki would wear tights all the time ^~^
>>711744632
Same
>>711744176
Houki from Infinite Stratos
>>711744261
I made it to the championship round 3 years in a row, lost all 3, now I'm in the cellar this year, but it was gonna happen sooner or later. I guess that makes me the '90s Buffalo Bills of my league.
>>711744309
Mhmm so where are you from
>>711744367
Am not
>>711744469
Just wishing to get internet here soon then maybe I can be on your league team c:
>>711744901
Have we talked before.. I think we have qt 3.14
>>711744367
ye
>>711744922
F-Fire Emblem: Awakening? I hope that's what you're asking.
>>711745131
nice to meet you then
don't get involved with the "bad" waifus around here :o
>>711744922
am rolling
>>711744901
This is my first year doing fantasy football. I've enjoyed it so far, I just don't watch enough football to really know who the good players are
>>711744922
Hell yeah! We'll dominate everyone!
>>711745279
dominate me :o
Im
Fucking
Bored
>>711745462
Entertain yourself
Im
Fucking
Sleepy
Night
>>711745646
Goodnight
>>711745462
Masturbate
>>711745349
Get over here bb ;)
>>711745802
cumming :)
>>711745449
:o
>>711737324
STOP! The same happened to me last summer and today I have a huge belly !.
>tfw the qt who drunkenly told you they were kinda insane and then you hit it off, but got too busy and negative to ever make a move messages you randomly and says how much they miss you but now they are across the US and you will never have crazy blood sex
>>711745907
WHOA, this is going too fast!
>>711745646
Goodnight bby
>>711745764
Bby
>>711745995
Life isn't worth living, is it
>>711745646
Goodnight~
>>711745279
I like your enthusiasm I'll see how it goes with the internet c:
>>711745349
Calm down anon
>>711745131
Mhm what's it about
>>711741147
>Claiming the worst waifu from an already shit series.
I like you already, mainly for your bravery.
>>711745802
>Normal Asuna with in-game Yuuki.
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>711737324
Am I the only one around here that actually hates the stuff?
>>711745085
Probably have at some point. I'm mostly around these threads on evenings.
>>711745131
More new folks is always a good thing. Welcome.
>>711745279
There can be a learning curve, but it's still fun. More so when you got a good team going and go on a win streak. Can't say I'd ever do it for money at this point in time though.
>>711746080
you know who I am :o
>>711746055
It's fine I usually last that long
>>711746076
She was perfect too and I probably could have had something with her but it all made itself apparent at the absolute worst time.
One of my very few regrets in life
>>711745602
Im at work
>>711745764
See above
>>711745646
Sleep well
>>711746154
You said you wanted to type faster or something right? This was 4th try, I didn't do these tests in months.
>>711745953
From my life experience so far I can conclude that it's physically impossible for me to stop being a skelton.
>>711746595
Do it at work. it will be more fun
>>711746674
mine is like 15 lol :o
>>711746595
Not an excuse :^)
>>711746080
Cool beans, keep me updated
>>711746154
??
>>711746194
Me either, I just do it for the bragging rights
>>711746300
I'm sorry
>>711746444
>checked
It's always the good ones that get away. I never had one to get away though.
>One of my very few regrets in life
Must be nice.
>>711747206
I'm not it feels good and it lets me recharge more often
I jerk off like 12 times a day :o
Better Call Saul is FUCKING BULLSHIT!
They really end the second season with THAT?!?
Even SAO did better ffs.
>>711747349
Oh. How have you not rubbed your dick off from friction burn
>>711746154
I second the REEEEEEEEE
>>711747422
>watching tv
you played yourself kiddo
>>711747423
It's so small that I can't feel it :o
Claimed
>>711747241
Well now if I hooked up with her I would not have gotten these trips! No regrets now.
But seriously, there are very few things in life that you can't attain. Do you have goals beyond being the king of autism?
>>711747630
I am watching it on my PC from Pirate Bay. So not TV mate. It is an educational show about HOW TO BE A FUCKING RETARD LIKE CHUCK!!
>>711747820
you're a thief? fuck you :o
>>711747206
Yeah, I can appreciate that. I feel like if I actually got serious about it, I'd still be giving money away to the ones that make it a second job.
Competitive vidya was the same sort of experience for me.
No one even commented on my story ;-;
>>711748046
Come get me... I don't want to live anymore after seeing that ending.
>>711746674
>110 wpm.
Alright then, I'm pretty sure it's time for me to kms...
>>711747206
You can't have normal Asuna with in-game Yuuki! Asuna would have to have blue hair, or else it wouldn't make sense!
>>711747752
>trips == sex
I would like to not wake up in pain every morning and not have to struggle to get out of bed
>>711748166
it was fucking shit
fuck you
>>711748192
stop watching bad media :o
>>711748166
*comments*
>>711748301
Physical or emotional at the moment?
>>711748343
fuck you
>With love, Flan
>>711748391
Both
>>711748466
Well I can't help with physical, but emotions are stupid. Get rid of them!
>>711748426
so lewd but I bet you wouldn't even fuck me :o
>>711748642
Because you are not real. You are but a part of my imagination. Wake the fuck up. I am the God of this world.
>>711747630
That's so very very sad
>>711748165
I try to stay away from competitive vidya, with the exception of Rocket League. I used to play a lot of ranked LoL, glad I stopped. Did nothing but make me pissed.
>>711748207
Oh, I see. It's from the new SAO game Hollow Realization. Have a normal Yuuki with an ALO Asuna
>>711747150
Yes it is. Boss just walked in.
>>711747019
I know. But see above.
>>711746674
I tried it for the hell of it, I guess I still got it after all this time.
>>711748207
What's your speed?
>Houki
>>711748754
it feels great, I just don't feel the pain
fapping to waifus is the best feeling ever :o
post more cuteness
>>711748712
who is this?
>>711748532
How does one "get rid of" emotions?
>>711749063
Your God, Flan. Now send dick pic.
>>711749063
Idk how I feel about you fapping to Yuuki...
>>711749077
Work in a kitchen for 4 years
>Rory-sama
>>711749077
Pretty easy. You need to just rationalize every single thing in your life. There is no truth. There is no god. "Feelings" are more of a learned social response to situations.
Give me something you would have feelings about and I will rationalize it
>>711749174
have you seen my dick? idk why you want that :o
>>711749204
apparently you're pretty happy about it c:
>>711749403
Because my life is a mess after that ending. ruin me even more.
>>711746674
I can't even break 50
>>711748532
Have not loving your waifu.
>>711749208
I would never want to work in a kitchen. Ever
>>711749396
>There is no truth. There is no god.
I already think this way. There is no good or evil in my view of life either.
My therapist (I don't go to one anymore) already tried to get me to rationalize things to try and solve my anxiety problems. It made no difference
>>711749518
maybe later :o
Everything about this girl, personality and look wise, is custom made to appeal to me. I would cut my balls if I could have her IRL.
>>711748754
That's how Smash and SF: 3rd Strike were for me. I made some progress, but a switch flipped one day and it just wasn't fun anymore to play at that level. Proud to be a casual now.
>>711749208
I can second this, but the problem is that once you're out the pressure cooker, they'll eventually come back. Emotions can be fine if you practice mindfulness to go along with them.
>>711749599
You know people literally don't care that much about you. Give me a specific situation
>>711749710
7/10 good 3D western but a little chubby around the cheeks
>>711749575
>>711748532
have fun*
>>711749637
yeah I am off to sleep then. It was shit how they ended second season. It is worse than fucking Umaru-Chan ffs. Good night sexy.
>>711748754
Much better. ^_^
>>711749010
37...
>>711749968
I'll send it later tonight if i remember, be careful tho you might wake up and have a heart attack :o
sleep tight, love you
>>711750106
I love you too. Good night.
>>711749789
Something about Rocket League just clicks in a way that LoL never did. I just found it much easier to sit down and play. The short match times as also help.
>>711750013
Glad we got that settled away. Have another
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
>Posting before bed.
>>711750463
cute hat :o
