What do /b/ want for Christmas? Pic related
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What do /b/ want for Christmas?
Pic related
Those shoes
World peace.
>>711733763
$2500 on flightclub, better not be on the naughty list.. but you're here so.. good luck kiddo!
Love the boost 350s hope you get them op! Im a fat ass so they wouldnt look good on me
>>711733973
Thank you, i'll need it
I have reconsidered, I would like a rekt thread
#Filename
>>711733763
reps or retail?
>>711734972
Retail
>>711733763
Nobody would give two shits about these if they had nothing to do with Kanye.
>>711735162
Kanye is a cunt, i like the shoes tho...
Well I just went halfsies with my mom on a new pair of mics (pic related) because my last pair has started shidding the bed. The new mics are gorgeously nice, but to get the best out of them I'm really hoping I can raise the cash (christmas money et al) to buy a new recorder.
I've been doing this sort of thing for years, started with cheap shitty equipment and have been slowly upgrading components until I get proper NatGeo quality recordings.
This concludes my blog post.
>>711733763
death
>>711733763
you jelly OP?
>>711737206
man that shit's ugly. back in my day we had REAL shoes
>>711734891
you wouldn't feel it
>>711737206
Time stamp fgt
A gf
>>711737503
boi
>>711738960
OH SHIT
man i just want my MR2 back on the road...
>>711739392
what's it need
This :( I'm only $1200 short
>>711739505
not 100% sure
I just recently replaced the fuel pump and the car won't start without starter fluid which I guess means its still a fuel related problem? Timing and vacuum hoses are fine so my last guess is injectors. I honestly just don't have the money to blindly throw at it like that so I think it would go to a shop for diagnostics
>>711733763
Some new lock picks.
>>711739847
most places do free diagnostics but usually the quote is brutal
maybe the... sparkplugs aren't firing:
https://youtu.be/rryQfAnQs3M
>>711740147
edgy
>>711737401
But those are gay af.
>>711740961
well so am i anon
>>711733763
last time I got a flat, can't really top that but I may buy an lg v20 for myself
>>711738960
nice fakes bro
>>711738960
aliexpress?
I'm looking for a cool guy or guys in my aea with a large or medium male dog and want to watch me get naked with him. Really want to suck him off, but I'd love to try mounting, tongue-to-tongue, dog piss, etc.
>>711738960
what's the big deal with this ugly shoes?
leopold fc750r blue switches
>>711742055
>>711742262
real. you guys are just jealous.
>>711736107
For what? Youtube channel or something?
>>711742055
>>711742262
>>711743013
Not him, but what if they were fakes? Who cares??
>>711743354
I have a soundcloud and a ütube yes, but specifically this is the type of thing I do:
https://clyp.it/fxkbhmyg
https://clyp.it/ikoovoa0
https://clyp.it/ilh2xnfu
https://clyp.it/25vnrohe
>>711742055
>>711742262
people will always say they're fake even when they're real
This would be nice.
I need a white shoe/sneaker under $200. What would you guys recommend?
>>711733763
You want your grandma to knit you some shoes? nigga please.
>>711733763
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Yeezy-Boost-350-Turtle-Dove-Size-10-Read-Description/222308363360?_trksid=p2141725.c100338.m3726&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150313114020%26meid%3Df1c8a654843448edb513259d0a59b16f%26pid%3D100338%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D27%26sd%3D282240105136
>>711733763
it looks like shit, you should feel bad.
>>711743799
white prestos are pretty nice
>>711743799
My childhood back
There's nothing cool this year that makes me say I must have this
Call me an oldfag, but I want a brand new PS3. It has the best game collection of any console ever released.
Why do I need anything for Christmas? I already got the best gift of all: Donald Trump is the next president of the United States of America.
Pic very related
Its actually not that expensive as far as luxory cars go, but being poor fag doesnt help none
.>>711739715
I feel you anon, Guitar/Music collecting is probably the most addictive and financially damning hobby there is.
>>711733763
Food..
>>711744459
This
Cream Fender Mustang Bass.
>>711744706
or Cream Mustang Guitar
>>711744706
i wantt his Squier™ baritone guitar but there's just no whey
https://adultrepdao.com/buy-sex-machine-orgasm-fucking-machines-for-sale/
Those shoes
>>711733763
Make better decisions
>>711733763
night vision goggles
My PC died a couple months ago and I've been saving up for a while. Thought pic related could be a decent buy.
>>711744813
its a toss for me between a jazzmaster or a mustang, i love them both so much, but I think I like the vibe of the mustang more
>>711744294
One of the occasional supreme collabs I like
>>711745137
in my case the jazzmaster is the only one they have in baritone atm so jazzmaster it is!
>>711738960
Damn how small is your foot you betafag
I wish i could find a pair of OG 990's
I'd appreciate a few bucks...i want oranges since i barely go out. If any anon can teach me how to sell nudes to desperate virgins on kik also i'd be grateful paypal.me/PaulD24
>>711741459
fag
>>711740961
but yeezys aren't?
>>711745311
what are ya using the baritone for specifically my dude?
>>711742369
Neuter yourself
>>711745491
Well I have a Telly, an acoustic, and a bass guitar so I thought it would be neat to finish out the collection with a baritone. It sounds lovely and I think I would love it.
Get a job fag
>>711745661
right on man, hope ya get it. I could be mistaken but I think 1 is on guitar center used stuff rn, but I could wrong, but honestly fucking that place.
>>711733763
>>711737206
>>711743654
Kanye: What can I do for you Fam?
Anon: Well you know Grandmas Rec Room carpet?
Kanye: I got this Fam.
>>711745779
Well, it's on the "some day" list atm. I'm actually moving to another country in jan so I can't be buying anything large in the meantime anyway
>>711745335
size 10. so beta
>>711733763
My mom to stop drinking and beating me.
>>711746257
>getting beaten by a drunk woman
you're sposta be old enough to lie convincingly about being old enough to post on this site anon
This huge pile of weed.
Oh shit wassup OP
>>711733865
You can watch the full season on youtube bro
I bought the pirate black ones. They're comfortable asf.
>>711746640
them hairy legs are quite virile anon
One of these in Hemi Orange.
>>711733763
NIGGER SHOES
>>711747139
well anon as much as i would love to surprise you i think that's beyond my disposable income for this year
I dont want to be alone anymore
If could stop careing about things that i own or want, that would be the best gift
>>711747701
Well, a shoop is better than nothing. Saved so I can continue to dream.
>>711747750
there are two main types of "stuff" anon. there's stuff that's fully consumerist, and then there's stuff that's productive.
>PS4
>Cars
>Phones
>Shoes
unfulfilling consumerist garbage
>Oil Paints
>Tent & Backpack
>Basketweaving Starter Kit
>Book about Gardening
Fulfilling, enriching, productive, and worthwhile.
Yawl should find stuff to get into that creates rather than consumes.
>>711743654
pattern is all kind of fucked fagget nice fakes tho
>>711733763
This is all I want this year
>>711748428
that's too much hat anon. do you live somewhere you can actually get away with that?
(east los angeles or siberia, for example)
>>711743799
roshe
>>711744470
>>711747139
So far these two are the only worth while Christmas wishes in this thread.
>Zimmer for Pimp Status
>Super Bee for Boss Status
Pic related
>>711748668
psh, cars
kanye is a fucking nigger. these shoes are filth.
>>711748370
jealous people will always say reals are fake. oh well.
A new phone. I have the money, but waiting on a few more models to come out. Can't justify spending $800 on a pixel when there are phones half the price with better benchmarks.
>>711736107
drummer? overheads
HT Autos full body kit for my 2016 STi
>>711750202
>not vape juice
Nike AF1 special field
>>711733763
I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle
>>711750110
they are eggsellent for OHs actually, but no I mostly record naitcher or live direct-to-stereo recordings >>711743635
>>711749088
More like Icons bitch boi.
>Owning a 1959 Gibson Les Paul Guitar
>Owning a Jackson Pollock Original
>Owning a 1970 WC Brazil vs England Stub
>Owning either of these cars
>>711750329
why the fuck would vape driving an STi? lol
roodypoo you jealous?
I want some boipucci
>>711733763
my two front teeth
>>711750749
I'd settle for pucci of any gender Christmas morning.
>>711750409
the all white ones are fresh as fuck
>>711750652
>so buttblasted you can't into English
Why would I be jealous of a boyracer Camry with a severely outdated drivetrain, shitty paint, and a horrible interior?
>>711744189
holly shit i remember this. this is a deal too, that fucking game was 50 and that nintendo was like 300
>>711746570
get a job, i love weed too but i barely have time to smoke it
>>711750202
Holy shit that is ugly as fuck.
>>711744979
Damn I've never seen that color way. What's it called?
>>711750473
You'll blow your head off!
>>711747054
>Tfw literally hairless besides legs, pubes and long ass nipple hair
Can't even grow a mustache
>>711744979
jordans are for niggers
>>711740829
Fucking underage fag
>>711740147
Where the hell do you buy yours there not that expensive
>>711752437 its a custom, but if it has a name I'm pretty sure it would be called "wheat 4's"
>>711752730
kek. the mustache will come someday anon, someday
>>711751357
drivetrain outdated maybe but the interior is shit?? have you ever been in one?
I want to pass away in my sleep.
want a Hermes belt
>>711753769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHnlKzGbqZc
>>711753798
i don't believe you. nobody could want that. you would have to own everything else in the world to finally decide you want that.
>>711754228
only belt i really need already got Louis fendi Gucci and Versace
>>711754348
/out/?
>>711754605
do you have any hobbies?
This. Oh wait i am getting this earlier than chrismas!
>>711754748
yea a couple but i love collecting certain things like luxury clothing and accessories
>>711755061
alright then
>>711754671
Nah, I just appreciate knives. I might start going to /out more though now that you mention it
>>711754811
Coke? I mean I probably am too, it's not very exciting though...
Gettin an Ivanez GSR200
>>711754811
>buying a Dan A4
>NCASE M1 exists
>Cougar QBX exists
>>711755608
noice! i got myself a peavy BXP a couple years back. was the only time in my life i ever stood in a line on black friday. was worth it, got the negre for like $120 or some shizz
>>711755856
Both ugly
>>711747746
you dont have to be,
smile and spread love,
bumpin for crimbus wishes
>>711756058
Beauty is in the eye of the idiot I suppose. But superior specs will out. Both support larger graphic cards. Both have better air flow management. Both have more more for radiators in liquid cooled systems. And both support more room for drive space. But most importantly both are withing a few inches of the same footprint.
>>711757121
I think beauty comes in simple, modern industrial designs but thats just me.
>>711733763
To be able to pay my rent this month
A bigger penis :*(
>>711757897
>beauty comes in simple, modern industrial designs
You mean exactly like the M1. Cool enjoy your Dan.
>>711733763
I want this but it came out almost 2 years ago, so the 4 should be out very soon.
New phone, this Galaxy S6 is shit but we still have to pay it off from Verizon
sharpie in pooper
Frank Zappa - Apostrophe
Can't seem to find it on vinyl locally.
>>711759465
You can do that any day of the year, anon
>>711759142
those are pretty cool
gopro hero 5 session
>>711733763
I can't get anything for Christmas I haven't already bought for myself... Kinda a massive 1st world problem... I make so much, I just go out and buy whatever. Kinda leaves friends and family at a loss for what to buy me... I just tell em, clothes?
>>711759195
Accually probably a skateboard of some sort. A cruiser, any suggestions?
I dont think I want anything.
I guess another gun would be cool but I don't actively want anything right now
feels bad man
>>711733763
I have size 11 belugas if you want
>>711733763
Dear Santa,
Please kill all politicians.
Yes, all of them.
Thank you.
>>711760422
i have a pretty nice set of cray-pas i don't use anon, would you like them?
A reason to live
>>711748196
what kind of oil paints?
>>711733763
500 dollars cash. And new motorcycle tires?
>>711760753
no thank you. I have too many pastels as it is now
>>711760796
the kind you use to paint shit with, idunno
>>711737206
You realise men make fun of women's ridiculous obsession with shoes you lame homo's
>>711761109
oh. well that's cool.
The remake of resident evil 2
>>711737206
>>711737401
>>711733763
tits or GTFO
>>711743524
Kudos to you for showing those fags
>>711733763
That is one retarded and ugly looking shoe.
>>711737206
Lol, nice fakes faggot.
Garuntee you've never even been on /fa/, enjoy your meme slippers
>>711743799
Converse chuck II shields, adidas superstar, Apollo moc
>>711760055
yea and its actually on sale right now for $450 and I really want it.
>>711762151
>$450
>>711738960
Those look like they cost ten dollars to manufacture in some sweatshop.
Please fuck, god, tell me you didn't pay more than $25 or $30 for those slippers.
>>711762414
its better than the typical $600
>>711750409
So you can look like a douche at the shooting range *and* at the basketball court!
>>711762620
well, yes
>>711744084
airwalk LOOLLL
>>711762151
Lol, what a fucking tool.
>>711762093
the apollo's look dope, i'll look into those more. thanks for the advice
>>711744294
yessss pcl vans too fuck
All of you retards should be ashamed of your homo selves
>>711733934
More like World Peas.
Nigger.
>>711744979
>>711752437
>>711753241
hender scheme 4
Area 51 alienware that's what I want.
>>711763514
i got somethin even better
>>711733763
I'm just glad retro is giving way to a more modern look. So fucking sick of retro shit.
>>711763843
idunno mang i think they looks pretty 90s and would go with 90s shit pretty well
>>711762437
I paid over $1,200. These are the best quality and that is a steal for the sought after yeezy :)
>>711763094
dont be jelly
>>711764840
Proud of funding the child slavery machine?
>>711765018
Buying a $5 pair of shoes, purse, pants, shirt, etc for $100+ is the absolute toolest fucking thing anybody can do. You are literally enslaving little fucking kids in the most brutal conditions imaginable. The same goes for super expensive electronics.
Eat shit and die.
>>711733763
death
>>711748196
how are cars not productive? Whats wrong with having a project car you can work on in your spare time.
>>711733763
Electroshock Therapy
>>711765230
There is no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism, mate, so you might as well enjoy it while it lasts.
>>711765379
I don't enjoy looking like a fucking woman obsessing over shoes lol.
And I only buy USA made mostly. or at least first world made. Unless I get it for free or secondhand at a garage sale, it's made in a first world country.
>>711765268
that's a good point ackchully. although i don't think it applies to most people who want cars, but certainly applies to some
>>711733763
your yeezys are fake anon
>>711765268
I think he meant those guys who drive the older cars around and spend a lot more money to put in than they are worth getting out.
>>711765503
Whatever man. Some people like to obsess over different things, with some its shoes, with others, like yourself, its cuckolding porn.
A decent rig to play planetside 2 at 60+ fps.
>>711765717
ohhh theres the edgy!
To see my grandpa again and hyg him
>he's dead
>>711765717
Dude you are literally supporting slavery. And you insult a guy with enough common sense to not obsess over shoes like a woman and spend $500 on a shitty pair of $5 shoes? Are you fucking serious?
I hope you come back as a starving Chinese sweatshop child. You piece of shit.
>>711765518
ive always wanted a kinda shit beater, or an older jeep with the inline 6, easy to work on, simply because I'd like to get into automotive in my spare time once i have some space for it. But yea thats probably not what he was refering too.
>>711765584
Aint nothing wrong with the classics, yea you spend a lot of money on them sure, but considering i could go get a 69-71 Nova for 12-15k down at an auction thats not too much in the realm of cars and just tinker with it, I dont expect to get any money out of it in the long term, just to relive an era i was never a part of.
>>711765818
oh shit! I recently updated to a 1080 card and I've totally forgotten about that game! Guess I know what I'm doing next weekend.
>>711765230
yes :))))) I stunt hard on my fellow negros
>>711765955
>Aint nothing wrong with the classics, yea you spend a lot of money on them sure, but considering i could go get a 69-71 Nova for 12-15k down at an auction thats not too much in the realm of cars and just tinker with it, I dont expect to get any money out of it in the long term, just to relive an era i was never a part of.
Which is considered unproductive.
Try working on newer cars you can actually resell. You're doing yourself no favors looking at outdated engines. When your commuter car breaks down you won't have a fucking clue what to do.
>>711765955
Check this thread out. Should set you right. >>>/t/725510
Either some chocolate 750s or some supreme but not a rich fag so probably nothing
>>711765978
Have fun I'm stuck playing the tard version on ps4.
>>711765230
at least those little kids are able to eat a meal
>>711744470
Oh the things I could accomplish with that Jackson. But yet, here I am.
>>711766394
Not every day.
I only expect disgusting niggers and harpie feminist women to obsess over shit shoes like those. Truly disgusting how it funds slavery on a wide scale.
>>711766117
Except you can just as easily buy the same classic in a much poorer state for a couple grand, spend a couple more grand and sell/auction it off for triple your starting amount.
>>711766689
im the watch guy, not the shoe guy.
>>711733763
This and only this
sextoyget.com/sexylittlehoe.htm
>>711733763
A stable income
Is this a Christmas thread or a ghetto thread? Never seen so many niggers on one thread.
A desert island where I can live with a bunch of giant tortoises and fish with a spear.
please, santa
she's $5000, plus around another $5000 for a trailer and transport
>>711743986
Flyknits are way better imo
>>711746640
I really hope you don't think these are real. Your pattern is fucked up beyond recognition and your suede patches look like the green goblin
