Anons, it is riddle time.
"A ball and a bat cost 1 dollar and 10 cents in total.
The bat is always 1 dollar more expensive than the ball.
How much does the ball cost?"
Give it your all, fucktards.
a nickle.
>>711726384
This is the easy one...
0.05 $
>>711726430
Very well.
Riddler is back.
"A big lake is covered in waterlilies. Each day the waterlilies double in size. On day 50, the waterlilies cover the whole lake.
On which day did they cover half the lake?"
>>711726532
Dont loose your breath. Game is on.
>>711727029
Day 49 bitch
>>711727243
Mount me daddy
>>711727243
Too easy.
>>711726384
5cents
>>711727243
Okay, clever.
Two persons met at a roadblock. "Hi Father!", shouted on of them. "Yes, I might very well be your father, but you are not my son.", replied the other one. How could this be?
>>711727790
Sexy Priest
>>711727790
He was a priest.
>>711727790
Its his daughter.. My god
>>711727927
Wrong, girls aren't people.
>>711727927
Technically either is correct.
>>711727790
It's his daughter.
>>711727790
he is adopted
"A man walking down a path comes to a fork in the road, at which one person stands. The man knows that down one road lives a village of truth tellers who always tell the truth, and down the other lives a village of liars who always lie. He wants to go to the village of truth tellers. The person standing at the fork in the road is from one of the two villages, but there is no way of immediately discerning which. The man asks the person 1 question, receives his answer, and proceeds to the village of truth tellers. What is that question?"
Everyone has probably heard this one already lol
>>711727927
Dont get ahead of yourself. Game gets harder.
"A murderer was sentenced to death.
He had the choice of three doors:
First door was filled with a outlaws armed with loaded guns ready to shoot,
second door was filled with angry assassins carrying knives and swords ready to cut him up, the third day was filled with lions who hadn't been fed for three years.
Which room was safest for the murderer?"
>>711728461
Lions, theyre all dead. Ur a shit riddler
>>711728461
The one he was already in.
>>711728461
the third. the lions died from starvation
>>711728286
Question was:
"Does the other one tell the truth?"
>>711728461
Third one, the lions would be dead. Next.
>>711728694
What other one, there is only 1 person at the fork in the road
>>711728912
The two towns he means.
>>711728637
No wonder batman always wins...
>>711727790
4 answers, priest ...daughter.....adopted son...adopted daughter
>>711728637
We will proceed with a numeric riddle, as the riddles in words seem to be of ease.
"1961 is a special year, as it looks the same when we turn the number upside down. What will be the next year where the number will read the same, when we turn it upside down?"
>>711729267
Solve this riddle batman!
>>Racetrack appears
>>711729367
Fuck my life.
>>711729334
6009
>>711729334
6009
>>711729334
6009 i belive
>>711729586
Lets see hear
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or
less. Can you guess the correct answer?
>>711729334
2695
>>711729787
no
>>711729787
Yes
>>711730069
perfect answer, take your cookie, you earned it
>>711730069
my niqqa
>>711729787
wat
>>711730069
That's a paradox
>>711729787
But polar bears are white
>>711729787
Logic.
>>711729787
nature?
>>711727029
>>711726384
This is literally the "3 questions IQ- Test"
>>711729787
The Sun
Duh
What can be seen with the naked eye, and if you put it in a bucket, it will make the bucket lighter?
>>711730377
a hole.
>>711730377
A hole.
>>711729334
2222
>>711730069
How many riddlers have you answered to?
>>711726384
5 cents
>>711729787
Donald Trump
>>711730377
a sticky helium baloon
a hole
>>711730377
Hole
you sit on it, but you cannot take it with you
>>711730654
2%^f
>>711729787
The fucking light
This is the most retarded riddler I ever saw. He must be the one with cancer in his brain before he died and came back with a genesis pit.
>>711730758
my bf dick
>>711730758
the ground
>>711730758
an atomic bomb
>>711730494
2112
>>711730817
Nah
He's the Arkham series one
>Inb4 he makes us find 300 fucking trophies to 100% the game
>>711730553
i just arrived so this was my first one
>>711729787
Thyself
>>711730999
Good lord it took me two years to get trips on this shitty board.
>>711730758
Peru
>>711731156
>being that new
>>711729787
If the other anons are wrong about it being light, I can only say heat. Ask if you need my reason why.
>>711730992
1881
She beheld the ocean shore, gifted a fruit, and applied a cream of UV protection; I thought I was the quicker, be she proved my assumption wrong, she was hunting for a pleasurable occasion. I bade her to avert her view so I may unveil a gift, I took the chance to make off with her wine.
Where was I contemplating to return to?
yes this is a real question.
>>711729787
time
>>711731318
1881 doesn't come after 1961 you fucktard.
>>711729787
Something that turns pancakes brown and polar bears white at the same time, niqqa pls
>>711731318
>What will be the next year where the number will read the same, when we turn it upside down?"
are you a time traveller or just simply retarded?
>>711729787
God, you fucking heathens!
>>711729792
Oh shit anon
>>711729787
A stove!
>>711728286
whats the color of the {sky,your eyes,my pants} actually
>>711729787
It's air
>>711729334
2005?
>>711729792
cuck that's not right, it would be a backwards 2
>>711729792
that's not right, it would be a backwards 2
>>711731439
I am both, back from prehistory to spread monkeyness
>>711728286
Take me to the village of liars
>>711728681
underrated
>>711729787
Yes I can, but I won't necessarily get the correct answer
>>711732083
wait I mean truth tellers shiiieeeeeeeeett
>>711732083
But then the truth guy will take you to the village of liars
>>711732138
still wrong, fella
>>711728694
wouldnt work, if u ask the liar, he will say "no". if u ask the thruth teller, he will say no
>>711729787
Dicks
>>711729334
1961.
when we flip ษนวqษฏnu วษฅส, 1961 still reads the same.
get good shittler
>>711731377
Your mud hut?
>>711732267
take me to your village
>>711728286
Which road do you live down?
Hey fuckers, how 'bout an actually hard riddle?
Uh... Hm... I don't actually have something in my mind, well let's just improvise then.
How much is 2 + 2?
>>711732444
nope.
>>711728694
No, wtf. Asking the liars if the other one tells the truth gets you the same answer. It's "no" either way
>>711732567
5, I guess?
>>711728286
If I asked you if you were the truth teller, would the answer to that question be the same as the asnswer to this one?
>>711729334
You are allowed to turn the number upside down at any time in history and it would still read the same
The number 1961 will always read 1961 upside down, no matter what year it is
kek
>>711726384
Five hundred and ninety nine US dollars.
its Ridge Racer, Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge Raceeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>711732567
22
>>711729787
Pressure (also known as heat pressure)
>>711730603
nope, helium has a weight
go too school!
>>711732567
5 of course.
meet for a drink at the chestnut tree cafe?
>>711732712
WRONG! Those are 2 swans.
>>711732799
why are people still guessing? every answer that is not "no" is wrong.
>>711732857
My mom won't let me.
Lets give you guys an actual problem to solve.
Given 2 random points inside of a 2x2 square, what is the average distance, what is the largest distance and what is the average angle?
>>711732843
But it's less weight than the air that previously occupied the bucket, you go to school.
>>711732913
and that's a swanception
(and this a shitty pun)
>>711730377
A flashlight
>>711733066
in that case, you didn't change the weight of the bucket, just its contents.
>>711731377
Any hints?
SHould it be "but she proved" ?
>>711729787
the answer is either no, pressure, or light. In order of what I consider to be the most likely
>>711733054
Do your own fucking homework, Dave.
>>711733054
1, 2*square root 2, 180ยบ
You stupid nignogs the bat cost 1.10 the ball was free.
>>711731377
cali
>>711726384
> thinks a math problem is a fucking riddle
>>711733196
But if you put the bucket on a scale it would read as less. So the bucket as a system is lighter
>>711732949
Because we are trying to think on a logical level, unlike you, who just give up and get the right answer. "no" makes no logical or fictional sense.
>>711733264
No homework, just a test
>>711733275
a) sqrt(2)
b) correct
c) i don't actually now, so correct.
>>711727029
Day one, the lake is COVERED in lilies.
I've one: what is the only day that doesn't has day in its name?
>>711733322
>>711733388
the answer is a hole
>>711728286
"Which town are you from?"
>>711733557
tomorrow
cmom, you can do better
>>711733424
it simply asks if you can solve the riddle. if you cant, the answer is no. It was purposely not meant to be solved.
>>711733557
Tomorrow
>>711733557
Tomorrow
>>711729787
Pressure?
>>711733479
is this enough to pass grade?
>>711733736
If you look at preassure you pop? Naa, I'm thinking stress.
>>711733322
fuck that was fast. Ill leave other people to ponder why this is right though.
>>711728286
Literally all you have to do is ask the fuck a factual question like "what's 2 plus 2," the lying group only tell lies so its not like they can just suddenly choose to tell the truth to confuse you.
A candle.
>>711734043
true, no reason to make shit complicated
>>711733878
Central Coast grows a ton of grapes
>>711732519
this is correct.
>>711734043
In the original riddle you can only ask yes or no questions
i have riddle i made up, so good luck googling fags.
2 people born at the same time and date are different ages 1 year apart. how?
>>711734173
Is two plus two four?
>>711726384
why isnt it ten cents ?
>>711734192
He ded
>>711734173
am i a man?
is it day? does the sun shine?
is my shirt red?
endless more like that
>>711733780
Yes.
>>711734192
clarification in 1 year they are different ages
>>711733878
only the real old skool will get this.
clever though.
>>711734192
Go ask Mr. Einstein and his relativity shit.
Nevermin, he is dead.
>>711734347
0,10+1,10=1,20
0,05+1,05=1,10
>>711734347
Ball: $0.10
Bat: $1.10
1.10 + 0.10 = 1.20
>>711734414
One was born on the other side of the prime meridian
>>711733696
Oh shieeeeeeeet, I got you.
>>711733576
This works on multiple levels
>>711734465
no need to ask. this is possible in real life now
>>711729787
The answer is "no". Just "no" because there's nothing that meets those requirements
>Riddles
>Online
>Where anyone can google the answers
It says you only ask one question, if you ask if the sky is blue you're still lost.
5 cents
.05+1.05=1.10
>>711734402
Good, else my mom would beat the shit out of my ass.
>>711731402
It is if you have Benjamin button disease
>>711734631
Why would anyone though? To seem smart? We're on an anonymous image board for fucks sake.
People come here to solve riddles themselves or atleast try to
>>711734631
good luck googling my riddle fag
>>711734192
>>711734727
Nigga that's not how that disease works.
>>711733878
I assume its an old school rap song?
>>711734192
Timezones? I feel this is poorly worded.
>>711734631 >>711734769
Yea, its night already, you think somebody got something to do, we are just cranking our brains to be able to sleep.
Am I rite, guys? Guys? Hm...
>>711734192
they are on different planets
>>711734855
Yeah, I pop when I look at nickels too...
>>711735009
U ARE THE ANON
>>711734192
Time Zones.
if they were both born in the GMT Time Zone, they'd be the same age.
Let's say that the time of their birth is 00:00 GMT. One is born in California. This means that their time of birth was 16:00 PM, EST.
The other was born in Perth, meaning that they were born 08:00 AM the following day, even though both were born at exactly the same time.
Assuming they were born on January 31st, 00:00 GMT, one would have been born the previous year, whilst the other was born the following, even though they entered the world at the same instant.
Am I on the right track?
>>711735038
Thats how i got myself killed too
>>711729787
Time?
>>711727790
this intrigues me, why are we so inclined to think that the person shouting is a male?
>>711735137
$0.05
>>711726384
shouldnt it be ten cents ? the bat is 1 dollar more
>>711729787
Maturity
>>711730838
Get a job and buy a chair you fucking pleb.
>>711735137
anon answered above ^
>>711735009
>>711734727
He grew to a certain age, then his body started to un-develope as time past. He wasn't 80 years before he started getting younger, and you can tell that he de-aged faster than he aged because towards the end he was an annoying 10 year old brat, but the next day he was a couple months old. So time didn't turn around, and if it did, not that far, after he became an embryo and a sperm cell, time would resume like normal.
>>711735181
Because the father says "but you are not my son" I dunno perhaps?
>>711735236
I like u
Keep living
>>711735181
He mentions a son
>>711728286
Are you alive?
What is the unique property of the following words ?
A) Revive
B) Banana
C) Grammar
D) Voodoo
E) Assess
F) Potato
G) Dresser
H) Uneven
On an unrelated note, does anyone have a sauce on this girl in the add? That's a real riddle.
>>711735255
1.10 = Bat + Ball
Bat = Ball+1.00
1.10 = Ball + Ball + 1.00
1.10 = 2Ball + 1.00
0.10 = 2Ball
Ball = 0.05
>>711735728
Repeated letters
>>711735728
Minus the first letter, the words are palindromes
>>711735924
cunning
>>711735856
Jeez is this what common core looks like?
>>711735882
Are you retarded?
>>711736203
Yes
>>711735856
funny you had to invoke old school mathematics to explain such a simple "riddle"
adfgadfgafhg
>>711730758
MY ASS
OK, OK. Enough discussing math.
Next riddle: What gets harder to catch the more you run?
>>711736497
Is there something wrong with your ass anon?
>>711736497
Wait, do you drop your ass when you walk?
>>711736606
Yo breath
A newfag and an oldfag walk into a bar. They see an OP and ask him to fuck. OP says " I cant fuck this tard, he is my son." Who was phone?
>>711735924
Near enough.
If you remove the first letter of the word and place it in the end, it will read correctly in reverse.
>>711736606
Your breath retard.
>>711736606
Breath
>>711727029
Not enough info, but assuming im understanding the math of the question right it would have to be day 49. If it doubles in size, and was half the lake on 49 then doubled, then the entire lake would be covered.
>>711736749
milhouse
>>711727029
day -5
>>711736606
Years of your life escaping your pores.
>>711734043
But how does the answer to 2 + 2 tell you which path to take? Whether the guy lies about the answer or not?
>>711731660
i was thinking that too but that doesn't tell you which way the truth village is, otherwise if the person knew already he wouldn't be asking sny questions
What have 7 lettes and can contain dozens of letters?
>>711728286
fuck him assert dominance
>>711737297
mailbox
>>711735401
A daughter isn't your son because she's female.
Son is a male noun, that means the person could be female,
>>711733479
c) that's indeed correct, 2 points make a line and a line have 180ยบ on both sides
>>711730377
a lit match
>>711732567
triangle
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
>>711737968
muh dick?
>>711737968
cleary its di- I MEAN, GUM.
Its gum... I ain't a pervert, don't tell my mum D:
>>711737968
glass?
POP QUIZ
>>711738528
I won't do your homework, Jimmy!
Just kidding, it's 10.
>>711738528
THE ANSWER IS MATHWAREHOUSE.COM
>>711738528
there is no answer, because there is no question
>>711737087
Its taken into concideration that you are not a retard.
A liar would answer with a lie
The riddle is based around you being able to respond with a question you already know the answer to.
>>711738528
Search Pythagoras theorem. This is a highschool subject.