Alright i just ripped some guy off on Craigslist and now hes outside my house trying to kill me what do?
>>711706740
let him end your suffering
Wtf you sell him /b/tard?
>>711706740
Kill him first or seduce him. Easy peasy
If from country that didnt put a man on the moon call the police and wait 45 mins for them to show up
if you're going to be a jew atleast trade fair
why does he know where you live?
Cut him up with kitchen knife. Dont kill him, just change his physical appearance for the rest of his life
>>711706848
A phone that didnt work
>>711707280
>>711707249
so why'd you tell him to come to your house to buy it, genius?
>>711706903
I dont wanna snitch im from da hood
>>711707328
It was a trade
>>711707280
You were dumb enough to do this at your parents home? You deserve your punishment.
>>711707090
I cant theres a police station across the street
>>711706929
I wasnt tyrna scam him he just didnt read the ad right
>>711706740
kill him
>>711707386
your honestly right
>>711707593
I cant
Shit guys i should have done it at my own house i fucked up big time wtf do i do???!!!!!!
>>711707616
who says so
How big and black is he? Is your dad home?
>>711707737
hes blad and he had those wierd bumpy scars on his arms that aids patients have
>>711707687
i have a polices station across the street from me
>>711707972
Nigga you saying you're scared of Micheal Stipe? Knock this fucker out.
>I'm from da hood
In that case pistol whip him with your 9 ...ma' fuggle
Get daddy to save your widdle punk bitch ass. Grow a set of balls you first world piece of shit. Your grandparents probably died in wars. Look at what they were fighting for. A spineless little coward who hides in his room when heats on. You arent even worthy of this insult you deadbit little bitch
>>711708081
Fucking Kek
>>711706740
Get fucked nigger. I hope he rapes you and then steals all your worthless shit
>>711708003
fuck them
Just do it silent, put him in your car, and berry him vertical in a Forrest/dessert, or melt him
>>711707972
Get fucking AIDS
>>711708127
i dont have one
>>711708447
>berry
>>711708535 no help
>>711708447
i dont have a car
>>711708405
shit he might
>>711706740
>>711706740
just keep shitposting on the internet
>>711706740
Take a pic of him outside Ur.house and upload
We'll go beat him up for u
We got Ur back dawg
>>711708642
That would be heilarious
>>711708581
See, you obviously can kill him, you are already a Nazi, and he has aids. Work it out
>>711708625
well you are fucked
>>711708447
Why vertical?
Asking for a friend...
>>711708707
HAIL-arious
>>711707668
Give him the money back dumbass...
Seriously guys how can i check if hes still outside?
pics or it didn't happen faggot.
>>711706740
> I dare you to break my 400$ reinforced door motherfucker
Then shoot the shit out of him
>>711708908
it was a trade he wants his stuff back but he was acting all crazy outside screaming and shit idk what to do
>>711707375
why at your house though dumbass
>>711706903
If that's the case then you need to take your beating. You got caught and need to man up.
>>711708948
i cant even go outside my house
>>711708936
Turn off the lights in the room and look outside.
>>711709031
i think thats what im gunna do
>>711708821
The police will scan a dessert for a 6ft fresh whole in the ground. If you dig the grave deep and vertical, they will not assume it is a grave
Use a trauma weapon to kill, if a silenced .22 is not available, spill as little blood as possible
>>711706740
pics or it didn't happen
>>711709063
i live a gated apartment complex i cant see from outside the gate HELP!!!!!!!!!
>>711709098
You uhhh. You know alot about this huh
>>711708581
>berry my dick in you and whoever can pull it out is crowned king Arthur
>>711709147
i cant show pics im in house house bc the guy might still out there i need to find a wayto check without him seeing me
>>711709098
>desert
>tried to scam someone. And they want their money Back
Nigga, you put yourself in the mess. You deserve whatever shit happens to you
>>711709242
someones been studying
>>711709253
open the doors and take a picture of him with your dick in his mouth
Do you have any fried chicken? Throw it from a window you can see out of. Then run!
>>711708581
>>711709259
Da fuck is wrong with you?
We get it,anon spelled somthing wrong
Hahaha
Fucking loser
>>711709331
okay i know i did but right now im trying to find a way to see if hes still outside HELP!!!!
>>711709183
You can also use a home build gauss rifle, as they do not sound like guns. Better to melt the body. Use gloves so you dont get fingerprinted.
>>711709378
im trying to find a way i can see in front of my house on the street any suggestions?
>>711709183
I have done a far share of shit in my short time on this earth
>>711706740
Die. It's the logical choice. Or get maimed and don't scam people in the future?
>>711709559
why cant you see from a window? Is there something in the way of where the guy is?
Now how you gunna get ur heroin? Fuckin idiot
HE'S TROLLING US
offer to suck his dick
>>711709648
maimed what the hell
>>711709559
your problem is ongoing son you can either deal with it now or sleep on it, but that risks having the dude come back when you least expect it. Better to deal with it now while you have some control..
your just delaying the inevitable
>>711709804
This.
>>711709774
im not at all this shit relly happened about an hour ago im scared for my life i do even wanna leave my pad
pussy
>>711709850
shit your right hes knows where i live now he can come back at any moment
>>711709868
what is stopping you from just checking if he is there? didnt you say it was gated, if you go out there he cant get to you.
>>711709868
Send a pic of him coming to your pad
>>711709681
i need to see if hes still there with him seeing me
>>711710026
i dont wanna go outside and have him see me
>>711710032
With him seeing you?
>>711707424
-.-
>>711710032
Put a tortilla on your face. Cut eye holes. Cruise out of pad in style.
>>711710022
i dont want him to see me and start screeming again
>>711709850
>>711709868 Best answer to your problem is (if your renting) Move out tomorrow.. if you own the place then give the shit back cause you screwed up bad, leave your wallet and important stuff in the house fyi in case he decides to knock you out.. Better to go out there with a dummy wallet with 5 bucks and count your losses..
>>711710142
i really do need a disguise tho any suggestion that arent complete memes?
>>711710225
Strip down nigga. Toss on your moms night gown.
>>711706740
try to kill him right back
>>711710177
fuck dude thats the thing i dont want, hes crazy and he was already mad screaming at me from outside my house i dont want confrontation
>>711710352
i cant
>>711710177
also consider calling cops if you can confirm hes still there then stall him from taking off till they arrive.
Kill him with kindness.
>>711710281
i cant i have to go to class like that
OP offer to suck his dick
>>711710416
i dont really see any other option i dont want my parents to see me talking to the cops and me having to explain my abad situation
>>711706740
Go outside and die faggot.
>>711710493
no his arms looks like he has aids
>>711710559
no i dont want to die
>>711710364
so whats the value of the shit you got away with. Did the guy lose out on 100$ or 1000$ depending on this will depend on weather or not the guy will bother returning.
>>711710549
just call the cops already jesus, posting on /b/ is how you became a retard
if you live across the street from a police station. will this situation not work itself out?
>>711710624
This is your punishment. Drop down and suck it like a man.
>>711710549
Just send the guy a message - "buyer beware :-P"
>>711710549
if you fucked the guy over on 1000$+
we must go into more details of the deal
did you give or receive cash over the deal?
>>711706740
take your punishment like a man you little bitch. You fucked somebody over and now you have to pay the piper.
>>711710831
Okay. Cops.
>>711710936
give him back his money, get back the phone and you're set
>>711710667
But you deserve to die you thieving little faggot. Quit being a pussy and go get it over with. OR you could give him his shit back loser.
>>711710549
Give us your number and we'll order a bunch of pizza to your house, the guy will probably freak out when he sees your pizzaboy gang dropping off his weeks take from all the illegal drugs.
>>711706740
Invite him in for a drink Op.
>>711711050
Fuck you bitch. I'm not giving anyone shit. I didn't take anything. Eat a dick faggot.
>>711710667
ok we need more info on the deal to figure out how mad that other guy might be.
>>711710682
>>711710831
i trade that guy a Samsung Galaxy S4 for 4 Labtops that dont work and 7 ps3 bodys with no hard drive that also dont work, 1 minute after i go inside hes outside screeming "AYE I WANT MY STUFF BACK" becuase the phone wont turn on i even put that in the description of my ad
>>711710225
Have you ever seen a tyler perry movie? Big momma that shit up
>>711710549
the guy could just be extra pissed cause he got conned on a deal involving some punk kid too.
pile on a 1000$ loss and I'm certain he feels like he can get his shit back with enough tough attitude and perseverance. You got a long night ahead of you boy..
>>711708003
Get them to kill the dumb nigger then.
>>711711152
not op
Pic and timestamp
>>711711236
ok that type of trade sounds like there is a crazy person on both ends.
this could get good
>>711711236
so why dont you want the cops involved here, you didnt do anything wrong if you advertised the phone to not work.
>>711706740
Give me your adress so that I can come over and help him
>>711711236
OP you're in a bad situation. I would give him his shit back. You really have no choice. He knows this address and will return with his gorilla friends at some point and rape you're family. Quit being a little faggot and do the right thing to protect your parents. NOW.
>>711711249
honestly what im thinking about
>>711707560
>I-It wasn't a scaaaam. H-he just didn't read the ad right.
He contacted you at some point for directions and a time to meet up right? I find it hard to believe that, at no point, even when he showed up to trade that the topic of it being a BROKEN phone you were giving him NEVER came up.
The TRUTH is you THOUGHT you were slick. You THOUGHT you had all the angles figured out and were even confident enough (or stupid enough) to do this at your parent's house. What you didn't count on was a fucking real man who's not going to let some stupid kid one up him for his phone even if that means going to jail for it.
You ever been smashed in the nose multiple times by an adult-sized fist? You should prepare yourself. You knew what you did was wrong, don't act like you didn't. You could toss his phone out the window to him and tell him to go away (smart choice for a pussy like you) or just wait until he files a case in small claims court where you'll have to give the phone back anyway and pay 500+ in court costs when he wins (which he will.)
>>711711794
You should attempt to read at some point in your life. Kill self.
You guys are making me more paranoid he tarding a bunch of useless stuff for an phone that didnt work i doubt hes gunna kill me for it
>>711711236
so the value of shit in question is about 200-300$.
i suggest you come outside holding some of the stuff he gave you ask him if he wants his stuff back? simple question and if he says yes then be like okay and start reversing the trade..
simple fix.. dont make any other conversation about it..
>>711712125
Then go outside.
>>711711486
yeah your right
>>711711428
help instead of being entertained by this
>>711711794
found the edgy faggot
>>711712171
just keep calm and professional, make it out to be a misunderstanding and just fix the problem..
>>711706740
call the police, you fucktard
Op. Stick your head out the window and say na-na na-na boo-boo
ALRIGHT UPDATE: i checked outside and he want in the near distance but he could be parked around the corner or something how do i go check without getting shot?
>>711712519
Call friend and give him the details. Have him check.
>>711712519
Welp get ready for a drive by. You deserve it op.
>>711712125
So why are you still hiding in the house then instead of going out to talk and arrange a return of the items?
Because you know you tried to con the guy and it didn't work. Plain and simple.
You're the kind of Real Special Moron that doesn't realize that, when you piss someone off enough, it doesn't matter what the value of some trinkets is they'll burn your house down just to prove a point.
make it easy to break in, when he breaks in shoot him in the face.
>>711712654
stop
>>711712519
Does the guy know any info about you other than this location? (your parents house right?)
>>711712623
everyone is at work or class
>>711712713
no he doesnt all he knows is what i look like
>>711712675
Can confirm. Have kicked down doors for debts.
>>711712675
i live in an apparemnet complex he doesnt know which room
>>711712772
Call an Uber or Lyft to your house. Let it wait for a minute then let it leave.
>>711712984
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO DO! how do i do it without having to pay the cancelation fee?
>>711713176
Don't be an asshole. Just pay it.
>>711713359
but im not gunna use it tho?
post pics of the dude outside or it didn't fucking happen
>>711713409
Exactly. Because that's what assholes do, and you're an asshole.
>>711712859
Hope you enjoy explaining to your roommates while all their shit's missing next week because you tried to con some nigger on craigslist.
You think the guy gives 1 fuck which bedroom in the apartment is yours? No. He's looking to get back what you scammed him out of. If that means carrying 3 ps4s out the door after he's busted it open, you think he's just going to pass on that? Fucking kek.
You've got a LOT to learn about life kid. A pissed off burglar isn't going to stop after breaking into the front door and think "Man, guess I have to leave I don't know which bedroom this kid lives in." Ahhahahahaha Are kids really this fucking stupid these days?
>>711706740
Bump
>>711713533
no i live in an apartment complex with many room inside like many houses in one aparetment
>>711706740
Let him, you deserve to die fucking scum shitbag
Why am i still on 4chan? if you guys arent gunna help, i know i did something bad im trying to fix what ive done no linkin park meme
Deny him the pleasure and do it yourself
>>711713942
post
pics
of
the
dude
or
it
didn't
happen
faggot
>>711713942
Be a fucking man and go outside and deal with your problem, or just be the bitch I suspect you are and take your beating when he catches up to you, which he most likely will...good luck faggot.
>>711713942
I'm 6'4 and super muscled, I'll come over to your house and kick his ass for 2000$ directly transfered to my paypal.
>payement first, muscle later
>>711713850
>no i live in an apartment complex with many room inside like many houses in one aparetment
I'm starting to get a real punjabi/wetback vibe here. I've got no advice for you, in fact I really hope you do get your ass handed to you by this guy for trying to rip him off. It's shitstains like you that make people dislike immigrants.
>>711714362
all i can imagine is some trembling spic spraying himself with Axe and desperately checking his phone for the golden answer
>>711713942
Go outside, explain that you dont do returns. Bring pocket sand. If he advances, dust his face and then kick his ass.
>>711706740
Fake and Gay
>>711706740
Obviously you throw controllers at him
UPDATE: i just checked outside the nigger is gone and no he is not comming back
>Fast forward 6 months
>Tyrone had almost forgotten about that afternoon just before Thanksgiving last year. That day when some beaner teenager trying to grow his first whispy mustache has gotten the best of him with a broken phone.
>Things had changed so much since the New Year, it was hard to remember much at all. Besides, his new job under Trump's MAGA Act (2017) kept him busy enough to not worry about such things.
>Still, fate was a cruel mistress and things always came full circle. Same complex, same illegal immigrants. Different day.
>Tyrone pulled the pin on the tear gas canister with his teeth then pitched it down a hallway inside watching a trio of 5'2 manlets run from a hallway closet.
>More smoke, somehow the roof had caught on fire, but through his mask he saw the door beckoning at the end of the hallway.
>His negroid fingers clutched the handle and gave a slow turn, door creaking out a cry of cheap wood and revealing the bedroom on the other side.
>Seems OP hadn't gotten out soon enough. Huddled by the foot of his bed? Tyrone pushed his mask up slowly to reveal his chocolate-tinted features to the boy.
>Government protocol was to capture and deport but now, just the two of them, Tyrone slowly dragged his government-issued K-bar from it's holder. No one would know anyway.
>>711716210
>>his new job under Trump's MAGA Act (2017) kept him busy enough
yeah, making car parts will do that.
>>711709804
Rolling for this
>>711716210
dude im white my family lives in oregon
Make a preparation of 40% sulfuric acid and 60% hydrochloric acid. Open the door and throw at least 1 liter on him. He will have to run away.
>>711716575
promblem solved already on to the next troll thread lol
What is Craigslist
>>711716671
The dude left thanks anyways
>>711716718
its an online website for xanax and hookers
OP HERE this turned out to be a great troll post lol
I JUST TROLLED ALL YOU FAGS LOLOLOLOLOLOL AXE BODY SPRAY WTF? XD