g/fur thread?
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g/fur thread?
>>711705428
nah
>>711705839
the fuck?
>>711705936
>>711706098
>>711706131
>>711705428
i had sex with a real cheetah once (tranquilized).
paid 900$ for it.
wasnt the most romantic thing in a world, but i crossed that of my bucket list.
worth it.
>>711706398
I need to know how. Not for science or anything, I just want to fuck an unconcious cheetah.
boop
>>711706884
>not wanting to fuck an unconscious wolf
Poor taste
>>711706398
suuuuuuure
>>711706884
>>711707153
>back in 1999
>met a buddy online on a specific forum
>turned out he lived near me.
>we became friends.
>he is a vet at a zoo.
>he always wanted to do something with a horses.
>i have horses.
>i let him have fun with them.
>he goes fully mr.hands but without the video and later dying part.
>asks me about my biggest goal in sexlife
>tell him i would love to fuck a big cat one day.
>he becomes quit and thinks about something
>i laugh at his stupid face
>he asks what i think about fucking a cheetah anally.
>he is serious.
>turns out the zoo is getting a cheetah
>he and 4 other guys are going to transport the animal cross country from another zoo.
>its set.
>i pay 800$ (200 each) bribe to the 4 guys so we can have the truck + cheetah to ourselves for 3 hours.
>another 100 for gas.
>they think we want to impress some girls.
>drop them of at a dinner.
>drive innawoods.
>he tranqs the shit out of that cheetah.
>makes sure the animal is totally knocked out.
> you have 20 minutes he said and left me
>i fingered her pussy for a brief moment, got hard instantly and got into her hot and tight ass.
>i used a lot of lube, and was very gentle not to cause any harm or leave any traces.
>it felt wrong yet so good on so many levels.
>he moved away a few years later, but we still chat once in a while.
>>711708889
more underwear sniffing please
>>711709029
This
Shoe and underwear sniffing
Really body odour in general is great
>>711709761
You're so great for dumping all of this, anon
>>711708351
only thing i know way back i was aroused by naighbours german shepard bitch. got some sleeping pills from pharmacy,drug her out and then fuck her for good 10 minutes later feel bad about it and slice her throat took dads car drive 30 miles into woods and set her body on fire in a ditch later when fire stop i fill up the ditch and leave.
>>711710152
thats horrible.
i could never harm an animal like that.
i hat sex with plenty of dogs, but never caused them any harm or discomfort. they lived long and happy lives.
>>711707074
>not wanting to get fucked unconscious by a wolf
Bad taste
>>711710152
>killing a dog
subhuman brownie detected
Do you prefer your own, or someone elses smell?
>>711710152
sounds like you had a very insecure childhood. you might want to see a therapist
>>711710449
Other people's
It gets pretty awkward in warmer seasons because I get hard in public sometimes if I get too close to a sweaty guy
ITT fucking degenerates that can't find a human partner and therefore rape animals
>>711710614
>one nigger rapes an animal and suddenly everyone in the thread apparently does
You fucking dumb faggot
>>711710753
Well, he's on to something; there's at least two in thread
>>711710295
most of my life was one huge fucking mess and i mostly get used to lose something valuble. Had beautiful hybrid of alaskan malamute and wolf because neighbour had female alaskan malamute and she was constantly outside probably got mated with some wolf from woods but i know when i bring her home my father told me to keep house in place if i want to have a dog. and i keep her in place for a long time when i was about 17 i was absent for 2 days and nobody took care of her when i come home i found her head chopped off with axe and ask father what happend he replayed to me "I told you to keep taking care of her but you didn't so i took care of her" after that i lost all empathy and humanity i had in my self. that day father teached me that nothing have a price
>>711710411
where i live its common thing
>>711710449
there is nobody that can help me with that
>>711711202
>where I live it's a common thing
Absolute fucking shitskin. Consider suicide
>>711711049
There's still something wrong with him if he felt like he had to take the time to write out that everyone in the thread was a virgin.
What makes it pathetic is
>he doesn't get to see anyone's reaction to what he said
>no one else is present that would agree with that, everyone here is here because they like the porn
>he had to be in the thread long enough to have read all of that
There's no logical reason for him to have said anything. Unless he's insecure, or just wanted to bump the thread without seeming like he was a fag.
>>711711202
>there is nobody that can help me with that
a therapist might be able to help you.
some of them are really good.
>>711711412
not much shitskin as you think and where i live litteraly everything is common thing
>>711711658
not much i mean i did that once because when i did that to her i had that strange feeling in my guts first i thought its some shit i got from her but after i take care of her that feeling was gone
>>711711202
I would kill you and your father if I ever met you. Should have poisoned your family along with yourself.
>>711711911
You keep digging a deeper hole for yourself, shitskin. Do the world a favor and kill yourself
>>711711911
This is why your subhuman kind needs to be exterminated.
>>711711922
hahaha funny words but thats how i was rised not much could be done now nor change things happen and will keep happening. firstly why you are so upset about a animal and not about human ?
>>711712041
its hard but i can't grant you that favor its not like each dog cat or something else is crushed by car or shot ?
hello russiafriend
>SF
>friends
>>711712481
got me
>>711705428
KYS faggots
>>711712533
I am the master assassin
>>711712335
who me ?
>>711708351
Oh shit. If that's true I'm jealous. I'd give anything for something like that. $900 ain't a bad price.
>>711712672
yes you sweetheart
>>711712644
I would like to be less dead please be a cleric instead
>>711712782
I always go cleric, it's someone else's turn
>>711713018
but I don't WANNA be a healslut...
>>711713064
We can just have a rogue party
Isn't this supposed to be a porn thread?
What the fuck is this?
>>711713132
>>711713064
>>711713018
>>711713132
rogue parties sound super gay everyone would just be "backstabbing" one another all the time
>>711713171
it's called high quality posting you cuck
>>711709598
Anyone into ass to mouth?
>>711713246
Take your garbage shitposting somewhere else
there are some g/fur things that i really like fapping too....
but not this muscle/fat/smell/hypercock/socks/piercing bullshit.
>>711713171
I'm a parasite
>>711713246
Nah, they work really well together but each one tries to sleight-of-hand the loot for a bigger share.
>>711713171
He doesn't know
>>711713316
Ye
>>711713351
Then post stuff you like instead of whining like a bitch
>>711713349
absolutely not
>>711713392
I was making a buttsex joke but yeah I can see loot chicanery being a problem
>>711713419
Got any stories? Do tell
>>711713479
>>711713456
avatarfagging cancer. ruining yet another perfectly good porn thread
>>711713560
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
-you
>>711713560
Is it 2012 again?
>>711713456
There is more to life than buttsex
>>711713697
well yeah there's also melee
>>711713560
i was part of the "i fucked a dead deer"-thread a few months ago.
>>711713560
"perfectly good porn thread"
...is thread about people getting hard for animal cartoons.
>>711713634
My deam right here, damn
Anyone want something drawn? I have a little time to doodle.
>>711714193
do your interpretation of this cat
with or without the hat
>>711713171
It's called avatar fagging anon
>>711713479
I'm interested too
>>711714193
a fagstag.
a stag taking it up the butt.
no muscles, no weird fetishes, just some dumb gay stags taking it up the ass
why do i love dicks so much
>>711706228
the shining! yes!
>>711714193
A bald eagle doing literally anything sexual
>>711714291
did that with a real dog last year
>>711714193
Bullies giving a swirly is a disgusting toilet.
No scalies.
Like a wolf o a horse or something
>>711714410
>>711714273
kk, cat first then I'll do the deer.
I'm slow, so if I don't deliver this thread, look for in upcoming thread.
>>711714619
thanks my dude
>>711714557
That's gay.
>>711714619
inb4 drawfag thread
>>711714699
thats a nice cat
my cat hates me even though i never did anything to it :(
>>711714707
lolok
>>711714830
some cats are just bitches
that's how it is
>>711714851
i dont get people who like gaping or a lot of cum everywhere like that
>>711714619
ok, i will wait
>>711714906
hes perfectly nice to my friends (inb4lolnofriends)
>>711715011
your friends are not part of his domain like you are, he needs to be nice to them
you're basically his bitch
>>711714193
a male impala on all fours, with a gaping cumleaking anus.
>>711715187
are you trying to trigger me
also thats a car not an animal it cant be male
>>711715239
>also thats a car not an animal
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>711714927
I don't get people who like hideous fish faced femboys. So I guess we'll always be left wondering
requesting hardblush + stockings
nef come fix this thread
>>711715110
if that dick ever got fully hard they would fucking pass out from not enough blood to the brain.
>>711715292
fUCK YOURSELF
>>711715269
jokes on you i was only pretending to be retarded
>>711715318
IM ON IT CAPTAIN
no need for thread fixing
>>711715374
nothing can
>>711715391
>IM ON IT CAPTAIN
>no image
you're really just a general failure today
>>711715439
>you will never dunk your face into a deepfrier and just fucking die
>>711715426
>>711714830
Be gay for me.
>>711715426
Ah. This is the hideous face I was talking about. Disgusting. Oh well. We can't all have good taste
>>711715484
catfag i thought we were friends
>>711715523
im bi but ok
>>711715565
OPINIONS OPINIONS OPINIPINIPINIONS
>>711715605
dude I don't even know you, have we spoken before?
>>711715565
man you wanna fuck dragons yall are all nutters
>>711715679
you dont know me but we've been friends trust me
>>711715507
Do you have the full comic?
>>711715670
The big fish lips are horrendous. I bet you think niggers are attractive. It's utterly appalling to the senses
>>711715679
>yall
opinion discarded
>>711715787
i dont think theres a comic of that
if im wrong give me the name and im sure i can find it in my files
>>711715814
niggers are ok if they arent complete retards
>>711705428
KYS faggots.
>>711715785
>you dont know me but we've been friends
I'm pretty sure that's not how that works
>>711715814
wow what the fuck are you regionist or something? Just because I identify as a morbidly obese black woman from Atlanta Georgia doesn't mean you can discriminate against me you BIGOT
>>711715885
>niggers
>ok
>ever
Nice try Schlomo. Shouldn't you be trying to subvert some highschoolers?
Ay Subby I finally ran again.
You have no excuse.
>>711715938
you know me im your cat
>>711715605
Nah, you gay.
>>711716015
caitlyn this is EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, you're just gonna make me hate myself again
>>711716062
my cat is dead
>>711716003
>wanting to get head from a dragon
>not worrying about the sharp ass teeth
lolwat
>>711716104
i know i am dead
>>711716104
>>711716141
im shitposting from beyond the grave
>>711716141
dead cats post no furry porn
>>711716088
i prefer fapping to real dogs, but i hate animal cruelty and abuse. therefore i boycott most of the animal porn out there.
but feral furry porn is great cruelty free fapping material.
>>711716104
Good.
You should. Become less fat with me.
More Marty pls.
>>711716196
i already said im shitposting from beyond the grave
>>711716334
more marty incoming
>>711716321
I'll go yell at my mother until she buys a treadmill how about that
>>711716339
describe the dead cat you're claiming to be and I'll believe you
>>711716406
>>711716414
ok so i had fur and i looked like a cat
i had 4 legs and 2 eyes
plus teeth
>>711716414
That's progress. Or you could just man up and run outside a bit if it's not too cold. Or you could just do some calisthenics occasionally. Or get some dumbbells. Or get a gym membership.
>>711710152
I hope you burn to death.
>>711705428
KYS faggots.
>>711710432
either m8
>>711711202
Now I hope you and your farther burn to death.
