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Dubs decides.
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>>711705355
>do you think this is a game!

made me laugh, you have my attention.

Say: 'My erectile dysfunction prevents me from getting hard, but I can put something else hard into you, like my foot'
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>>711705355
Just get the pics and post here.
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>>711705355
Turn down your volume faggot
If dubs roll for >>711705462 but keep us updated
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>>711705355
i would fuck your mom
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hitler did nothing wrong
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Listen here slut, rhinos don't play games.
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>>711705748
roll
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show tits for the endsieg
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Im gonna fuck your dad.
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Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you
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Dress me up like Caitlyn Jenner and stuff things up my bunghole like Kanye does.
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>>711705929
! free reroll
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please x
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>>711705977
Fuck Yeah, winrar!
>Dress me up like Caitlyn Jenner and stuff things up my bunghole like Kanye does.
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>>711705977
Heyoo
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>>711705977
oh boys
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>>711705977
WINRAR
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Waiting for a response
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"From Irish Pub"? Seems legit
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>>711706045
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>>711706197
OP delivers
>not a faggot
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>>711706227
Yeah, this number just randomly started texting me. I have no idea who it is, although, it's in my area code. Maybe a friend of mine is trying to mess with me. But, if not, maybe we'll get some tit pics.
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>>711706267
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you are a transvestite rite?
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"Stick a GameCube controller up my ass, load up Ocarina of time and spam the fuck out of the rumble feature toggle"
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Wanna go grab som frozen yogurt and listen to the new album of Monsters and men? ;-)
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Want to play some Minecraft?
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>>711706977
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How many boons do you have?
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>>711707040
*boobs
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How excited are you for the Nintendo Switch?
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sometimes i masterbate
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>>711706977
If she says yes?
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>>711707965
Then they have to play Minecraft nigga, that's the point.
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>>711708171
Ahhhh
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Waiting for a response, sorry it took so long, my phone died.
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>>711708449
Probably fake but im here for teh fun
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>>711708449
Hold up. Why is that a screenshot of a screenshot?
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>>711705355
show me them dubs babe
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>>711708660
I use the facebook edit to block the number, then I send it to a friend and save it, but the pic wouldn't save for whatever reason. So I just took a screenshot of the screenshot.
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>>711705355
let's make your ass great again babe
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Lol jk just sho me them tits right now and maybe ill come over and plow you later. If youre lucky.
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>>711705355
shit shit shit
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>>711708449
Bitch is taking her sweet time.
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Do you wanna see my hentai collection?
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>>711709579
Roll
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>>711709579
nope
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>>711709579
make a thread. please not here
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>>711708449
Got a reply, waiting on you guys, now.
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>>711709579
rollin, rollin, rollin
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come on i just want to love you forever. I mean it it was love at first sight. My weenie is very hard wanting to be inside you butthole and spillout a lot of love juice.
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>>711709724
ok tiddies then
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>>711709746
roll
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>>711709784
roll
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>>711705355
>>711709735
>>711709735
>>711709735
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>>711709746
rerollin
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send the tits then
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send those boobs pics
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>>711709746
this + send the titties pls in the end
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>>711709977
winrar
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Are you into beastiality? Once I fucked a new born calf, still had the embryonic fluid!
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>>711709977
Winner
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>>711709724
she must think you are an autistic fuck after that minecraft thing
if dubs: "you´re as hot as Anne Frank in the oven"
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>>711709724
Waiting...
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I hope you die in a fire started by Hitler himself.
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>>711709977
WINRAR
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>>711710355
WINRAR
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>>711710255
We fuc and suc OK?
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but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ "man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!" *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
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>>711710498
Reroll
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>>711710498
roll for cancer
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>>711710551
Rerolll
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>>711710498
Roll
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>>711710642
kek
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>>711710498
This
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>>711710642
seriously. i can send you a pic of my dick first to break the ice if you want (=
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>>711710498
Reroll
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Im sorry for the outburst, ever since the cancer hit I have been a little hostile to bitches i want to bone
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>>711710778
roll
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>>711710848
roll
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>>711710778
reroll
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send pics ;)
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>>711710778
roll
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>>711710907
reroll
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>>711710778
This
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Bby stop this joking about we all know it will end in fire. We must leave for the hills tomorrow and spend eternity in spagetti. (Also send this pic)
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>>711710955
WINRAR
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>>711710954
I have a gf.
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>>711710778
roll
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>>711710778
re-roll
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Hurry up and show me the tits
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>>711711111
God almighty
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>>711711111
Bish bash bosh
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>>711711111
Oh shit
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>>711711111
check´d
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBqGC9sVBXY
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>>711711111
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

>inb4 quads don't lie
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>>711710498
Rollllloiioonnnng
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send nudes please ;)
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>>711711111
Now that is what I call winning
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>>711710498
AGAIIIIIINNN
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>>711711111
Lord farQuint.
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Roll
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>>711711233
quints
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>>711710954
Sorry that was for my dog. Now how about dem titties.
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I dont have time for this Mickey mouse bullshit. Show titts
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Give me on minute, guys, it's hard to keep up with everything.
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>>711711111
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>>711711376
don´t post everything at once, wait for replies.
otherwise it´s too obvious
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*send donated dick pic if dubs*
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>>711710498
MORE
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God damnit paul...
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If Trips send dick
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>>711711555
wasted
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>>711711111

OP! You must deliver on quints. It's destiny. Send her a dick pic.
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>>711711644

DUBS CONFIRMS IT
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Get that dick pic ready to send to her.
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This is Dad. I was testing you, seeing if you're a good girl. You dissappoint me.
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Bump
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Wait, will deliver on quints
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Dude. Real talk. The bitch is DTF. Dont send anymore hitler shit or other shit these aspy faggots are saying. Just ask if she wants to meet up and go fuck her. Listen to these faggots and you will blow your shot at getting your dick wet.
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>>711711987
kek thx
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>>711711997
This guy gets it
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>>711711761
reroll
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>>711711997
I´m sure he knows how it works and he definitely didn´t come here to get actual advice/ useful answers
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>>711711987

if this doesnt fuck it up for you, there is no way you are not fucking her.
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>>711711997
>fag who rarely fucks bitches

>>711712079
>fag who fucks bitches even less than fag he quotes
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>>711709977
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>>711712233
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All hail the hypnotoad! Hypnotoad commands your sexual obedience.
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Someone give me a dick pic to send
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>>711712100
winrar
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>>711711111
Dude you got a fucking quint
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>>711712459
the "seriously" gets a whole new meaning now, as if it was your answer to her asking if you actually have cancer
kek
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het OP. You may want to turn into a faggot in the thread. Go get your dick wet!!!
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>>711712459
just show your dick
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>>711712459

you have to obey the quints, send your own dick.

shes gonna see it when you inevitably fuck anyways.
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>>711712815
preferably this, but incase your a faggot instead.
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>>711712595
Nah I dont think shel interperate it that way
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>>711712459
i think she'll like this one
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>>711712815
This
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>>711712882
>>711712815

reroll for this
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>>711713103

reroll
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>>711712882
ROLL
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>>711713103
Rerereroll
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>>711712882
Rolling on this.
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>>711713138
reroll
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Too late
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>>711712815
rerolls
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>>711713207
Yeah, autist. Keep rolling like a retard.

If dubs, sharpie in pooper.
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Follow me on instagram @voyhe
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>>711712882
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
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>>711705355
Rolling for;

"TRUMP IS GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BITCH:

http://www.politicaloutsource.com/2016/11/trump-talks-immigration-deportation.html

3 MILLION ILLEGALS GONZO- CUNT"

join:
>>711713097
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>>711713427
Roll
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>>711713343
well she's gonna commit suicide now
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>>711713472
Roll
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put a sharpie up your pooper and send it to her followed by "you can be my sharpie next time"
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>>711713343

you fucked up. now if she wants to fuck she will see you lied.
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>>711713499
Win..rar?
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>>711713509
This
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>>711713588
thank you soooo much man
top kek incoming
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>>711713588
Winrar
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>>711713499
win.rar
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>>711713509
Not putting a sharpie in my ass.
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>>711713499
LOL WINRAR
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>>711713670
fag
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>>711713575
Fucking winrar.
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>>711713743
you're such a cuntbag OP, kys

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Op ded is?
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>>711713743
Faggot
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>>711713427
>>711713472
>>711713499
FUCKING WINRAR BRU
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>>711713909
OP is fapping on tit pic
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>>711713749
This is why we cant have nice things
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>>711713888
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN FAGGOT. KILL. YOUR. SELF.
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"hey girl, i'm being a complete dickbag to you by posting all our conversation on 4chan's random board and all my responses are being selected by underage virgins. I apparently have no intention of being a decent guy to you and you should cut your losses and find a real man, not a little boy that thinks this is fun"
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>>711714041

Can't blame him, they look great
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>>711714097

roll
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>>711714097

rollin
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"hey girl, i'm being a complete dickbag to you by posting all our conversation on 4chan's random board and all my responses are being selected by underage virgins. I apparently have no intention of being a decent guy to you and you should cut your losses and find a real man, not a little boy that thinks this is fun
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>>711714086
just fuck her OP, and then tell us how disappointing it was for her.
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>>711714181
Roll.
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>>711714097

rolling for faggotOP
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>>711714097
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>>711714214
Rollorino
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>>711714097
Roll
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>>711714214
Roll
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>>711711987
I lost fucking hard.
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If this is legit, it proves that girls dont care what shit you write, as long as youre hot. Are you a 10, OP?
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>>711714097

drollin
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>>711714086
Any chick that says it would fit is a fucking whore lol, she's a hoe OP, jump ship.
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>>711714304
this
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>>711714214
rrrrrrr
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Huehue im gonna rape you when we meet
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>>711714326
Face/Body of OP to test
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>>711714097

drillin
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>>711714358
this
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>>711714326
are you really dumb enough to not know this. most guys think the same thing.
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>>711714097
ROLL cuz faggot didn't sharpie.
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>>711714407
this
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>>711710642
And 4chan has killed another one.
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>>711714448
this
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>>711714326
Definitely not
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>>711714097

rolling for this
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>>711714473
this
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IM GONNA RAPE YOU LIKE I RAPED MADELINE MCCANN
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>>711714517
this
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>>711714355
>>711714388
winrars
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>>711714355
I guess it's time to stop
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>>711714548
this
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dont you hate when your toes feel like a
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Du
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"hey girl, i'm being a complete dickbag to you by posting all our conversation on 4chan's random board and all my responses are being selected by underage virgins. I apparently have no intention of being a decent guy to you and you should cut your losses and find a real man, not a little boy that thinks this is fun"
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>>711714585
stop it jeez
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Ayyyy lmao
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>>711714590
Like OP? Especially when I try to get them wet.
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hey girl, i'm being a complete dickbag to you by posting all our conversation on 4chan's random board and all my responses are being selected by underage virgins. I apparently have no intention of being a decent guy to you and you should cut your losses and find a real man, not a little boy that thinks this is fun
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Trips niggggga
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>>711714666
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>>711714631
Roll
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>>711714666
satanic trips of truth
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>>711714419
no dont have much experience with straight sex
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>>711714666

Wasted em
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hey girl, i'm being a complete dickbag to you by posting all our conversation on 4chan's random board and all my responses are being selected by underage virgins. I apparently have no intention of being a decent guy to you and you should cut your losses and find a real man, not a little boy that thinks this is fun
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>>711714642
Sadly, my dumb ass found it funny.
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Tell her to kys
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yo girl, i'm being a complete dickbag to you by posting all our conversation on 4chan's random board and all my responses are being selected by underage virgins. I apparently have no intention of being a decent guy to you and you should cut your losses and find a real man, not a little boy that thinks this is fun
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Oh vey shalom you wrinkly fuck
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OP ded?
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yo girl, i'm being a complete dickbag to you by posting all our conversation on 4chan's random board and all my responses are being selected by underage virgins. I apparently have no intention of being a decent guy to you and you should cut your losses and find a real man, not a little boy that thinks this is fun
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>>711714788

dubs finally wins
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Hey girl, i'm being a complete dickbag to you by posting all our conversation on 4chan's random board and all my responses are being selected by underage virgins. I apparently have no intention of being a decent guy to you and you should cut your losses and find a real man, not a little boy that thinks this is fun
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im actually gay and that isnt my dick pic, i found it on the internet. i've posted this entire conversation on 4chan also.
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>>711714097
roll
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>>711714815
Yes, I'm dead.
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>>711714788
>>711714899

go go consecutive dubs

LET'S GO OP, TIME TO FUCK YOURSELF
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>>711711111
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>>711714899
win.rar
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>>711714899
first try nice
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yo biotch, i'm being a complete dickbag to you by posting all our conversation on 4chan's random board and all my responses are being selected by underage virgins. I apparently have no intention of being a decent guy to you and you should cut your losses and find a real man, not a little boy that thinks this is fun
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>>711714988
and u also got dubs gr8
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When you get dubs but op doesn't deliver because he is a liberal
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you have a tight snatch? Let's see this little cunt of yours
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>>711711761
Roll
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>>711710498
Roll
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deliver op
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This is now get bread
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Let op post. This thread is probably going to die soon, we are fast approaching reply limit. Also, he told her to follow him on an instagram account that has her tits on it. This shit is over. Await final OP post.
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>>711714097
Youre fat arent you....
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>>711714788
>>711714899
>>711714988


LET'S GO OP

I didn't roll 88 twice in a row and that guy didn't roll 99 on his first try for nothing.

time to out yourself as a complete faggot fuckup.
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>>711715220
Yes and gay
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>>711715181
quint bread is basically a get bread
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>>711715220

let's just say i get more pleasure out of fucking over someone on /b/ than fucking over some innocent bystander.

fuck "/b/tards"
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>>711714666


And satanic bread
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>>711714355
I stopped replying here, you guys can go on with your lives now.
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>>711715387
and whiteknight bread
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Fuck off OP, faggot
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>>711715454
Thats a lot of bread, at least we got tits out of it
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>>711714097
Lmao roll
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>>711715454

sadpanda because no one on /b/ likes to be the target of their "fellow /b/tards" omg :( :( :(

we r legun we mus stik togever n fite teh wurld
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>>711714899
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>>711715556

>5555

Almost
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>>711715189
Fucking so great
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Op is ded
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lollololollooll

we're /b/ and we say "sauce" instead of source! hahahahaha and we say "bread" instead of thread roflroflrofl

also rate my dick and show me traps

- /b/ 2016
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>>711714631
White knight new fag.
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>>711715713
kys
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>>711715713
greatest part about it? you're still here after knowing these facts.
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>>711715782

i'm here because i'm addicted to edge. there's so much edge here
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>>711715713
we also use the word pasta instead of paste. I think /b/ is just full of a bunch of fat ass Italians that cant stop thinking about food.
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>>711714097
Re
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>>711715713

Got a bit till its summer again
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>>711715924
ddit
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this bread is dead, bye guys
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>>711714214
Rollo
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>>711715923

don't race shame, /b/ is full of fatasses of all origins that can't stop thinking about food.

bread, sauce, pasta, "roll"

fucking kids.
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>>711716026
fgt
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>>711705355
I was wondering if you would come over to my place and shit on my cock while I masturbate for you. If you will do that for me I will let you do anything to me that you want .
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>>711705355
and I told you how much I like pegging so lets go for it ;)
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>>711710498
roll
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OP's dead ?
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here i'll tell you all a story.

years ago, /b/ used to have a bunch of camwhores that would show up and show tits and do shit. i mean a lot of them. so many that each had a -chan name after them (well, the good ones, anyway, they had to earn a -chan name by being good little camwhores).

and they were treated somewhat respectfully. they were camwhores, indeed, but we would appreciate the tits and let them continue on their whoring ways.

nowadays, i don't see a lot of good camwhores on /b/. you know what i see? a bunch of faggot dick rate threads and faces of /b/ and traps and sissy threads.

wanna know why?

/b/tards started treating the camwhores like you fucking idiots did. you killed your own source of tits, puss, and sharpies in pooper.

so don't be pissed at me for calling you out on it. don't be pissed when i want people that try to get tits on Tinder or whatever the fuck and get you guys to ruin their shit after one tit pic.

you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. try using honey and you'll get more tit pictures to fap to, instead of using vinegar and finding one tit pic before you fuck it all up you fucking edgy virgin sissy dickraters
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>>711716595

and your dumb celeb threads where it ends up with you pretending to be the celebs and you guys jerk off with each other

it's gay cybersex, don't kid yourself you beta faggots
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>>711710498
Roll
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OP said her first thread got deleted, posts a couple pictures and stops replying.

let me do that fucking detective work for you newfags:

SHE. GOT. BANNED.

thread was over 280 replies ago.
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>>711716595
rolling
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>>711717179
Ayy the thread died just after my post
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bump. Op is officially a faggot
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>>711714097
Roll
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>>711716595
Roll
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>>711710498
Roll
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now what?
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