/Scotland/ thread Where u all at?
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/Scotland/ thread
Where u all at?
Ayrshire
aberdeen
Edinburgh reporting in
from perth but live in norway
Dundee
>>711702103
What you do in Norway?
>>711702082
Same asl?
Cumbernauld
>>711702273
29 tollcross
>>711702273
well you already got the location dumb fuck
>>711702273
19/m Eh4 area, yourself?
>>711701034
Yorkshire reporting in
>>711702082
Edinburgh boys
>>711701034
East Kilbride reporting in.
>>711702857
I'm so sorry
Donald trumpland
>>711702440
lolwat
>>711702901
It could be worse...I assume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
Paisley cunt reporting in
Dalkeith, just outside Edinburgh
Any bitches looking for a shag?
Post kiks
>>711702857
ek reporting
First Minister reporting in.
>>711703220
Westwood here, yourself?
>>711702973
>>711702973
aberdeen near newburgh?
>>711702415
What's up Nathan?
>>711703285
west mains
Stirling reportn'
>>711703302
Definitely not Nathan bro, sounds like a fag name
>>711703420
agreed
i live literally across the road from the pleasance theater in edinburgh
will split a packet of tesco own brand cookies with cool anons
>>711703221
Wee bint
>>711703586
dude that's my favourite theater in Edinburgh
>>711703586
M/f?
>>711703645
>>711703713
i have honestly never even gone in not even the beer garden
>>711703720
why is the m capitalized but not the f?
in either case i have a man penis
Scumdee
>>711703932
>>711704034
The "Yes City"?
>>711701034
Fife Master Race
>>711704100
Ohhh Yes
>>711704017
how old are you? I'm only 18
Aberdeen
>>711701034
Scotland I imagine.
>>711704310
m or f im in peterhead
>>711704307
23 and yet my beard or lack thereof would suggest otherwise
>>711704259
Trump's gonna grab her by the pussy and throw her in the forth
Greenock here
>>711704351
you sir are too intelligent to be scots
mon the biffy
>>711704493
I'm a dude, dude, don't get excited.
>>711701034
Any girls from edinburgh here?
>>711704534
in a good area tho, I'm in fuckign Leith mate
>>711704760
f 23 edinburgh near kings theater
>>711704760
>Girls
kek
>>711704829
U got a kik?
>>711704889
not one i give out of b
>>711704928
U got anything?
>>711704722
They are fucking shite now.
>>711704975
email?
East renfrewshire checking in.
>>711705049
Go for it
>>711705081
whays yours im sebby
>>711705030
Tell me about it
Glasgow here
>>711704783
see the odd guy flat on his back waiting for an ambulance during the fringe
watched a full bagsnatching from my window once
when i first moved here there were alot of fires down the road
oh and a murderer from woodburn was hiding around the back of the house(thought he was homeless :) )
and the shoplifters come to sell us fresh meat sometimes
>>711705123
>sebby
I don't even know what that means tbh
>>711705298
>[email protected]
its my fucking name
>>711705494
oops quoted
its my fucking name
Fife is an acronym: Fucking Idiots Fucking Everywhere!
>>711705274
pretty lit tbh
hear the junkies pass by at 2 AM yelling
house shakes when big cars go by
can't go across certain places at night because of the agressive drug deals
neighbiour didn't clean out house for 3 years, now we have rats and mice
Tecso's close the closest doors to my house at 10 for no reason
aye 4chan laddies......
>>711705668
Haha, good one Sandra.
How are the kids?
Love to catch up soon!
>>711705668
if i was fucking idiots id do it everywhere too!
>>711705668
NO U
Woodlands, Glasgow
Any other west end?
>>711704632
Sucks to be you
Dumbarton - best in the west
Every time one of these Scot threads the patters pure shite cos every cunts feart to use slang, it's just a load a scots acting like fucking wanks, talking shite lit "oh heyy what's Edinburgh like haha"
Edinburgh reporting in.
But I moved here yesterday so I don't know where the fuck anything is.
>>711706042
shut up nigger
Glenrothes reporting in, fuck Nicola Sturgeon.
>>711706042
>pure shite cos every cunts feart to use slang,
maybe thats because we're typing on the internet and not acting like stupid little ned cunts?
you don't need to type like a retard, cunt.
>>711702440
English get out.
>>711705720
drunks are loud here too
i dont think ive ever slept in a structure that didnt shake
get a cat mine loves chasing the mouses :)
i smell homeless but the house is pretty clean
maybe your tesco just dosnt have enough demand for night shoppers? mine shuts at 1 in the morning so i cant buy us cookies later than that ):
>>711703645
Livingston cunt incoming.
>>711706042
you autistic faggot stop sucking your dads cock its not big or clever .
>>711706042
Found the ned. How does the buckfast taste lad?
>>711706064
best city, if you've got nae mates then you're fucked so just join a club/gym or something
>>711706373
No uses "lad" like that in scotland. Found the anglo.
>>711706064
pick a landmark, mines easy because its(was) a fucking volcano
>>711705893
not since like 2001
>>711706373
>>711706362
>>711706209
>>711706103
Well at least a found the fucking gonks and social rejects. Wit a surprise they're on 4Chan.
Tell us when yev went to yer first empty ya fucking bunch of fairies
God tier: Glasgow, Northern Islands
Top tier: Highlands, Western Islands
Mid tier: Stirling, Edinburgh
Lower tier: Livingston, Dumbarton, Greenock
Shit tier: Everywhere else because it's either not got the buzz or a city/town or the beauty of rural Scotland
Been in Edinburgh for 2 years, and still looking for Ket :(
>>711706209
Holy shit...moar??
>>711706655
>english fag trying too hard
>>711706655
Undeserved dub-dubs. We are all social rejects. We wouldnt be on /b/ otherwise.
Also, keep the slang for real life. It makes you look like an inbred peasant when typed.
Banffshire reporting in, foo's abody dein?
>>711706717
you forgot fife you cunt
>>711707172
No, no he didnt.
he just cant describe how low on the scale fife is.
>>711706815
ketamine? try a vet
cat? try a vet
weird name? try clubs
none of the above? be specific
>>711707432
clearly he is looking for ket you fucking retard.
if you want ket, go to glasgow, hard to find in fairy town.
>>711706873
Aye awrite you, away back to Newton Mearns ya dick
>>711706946
>keep the slang for real life
>inbred peasant
Dunno where the fuck you think you live big yin, ye live in a shithole mascarading as first world country. The 'slang' is a part of our culture, our identity. A willnae use it outside a Scottish orientated thread, but this is supposed to be a thread for folk who speak our dialect. No cunts fae Lemington Spar.
>>711706655
>OH AYE YE ARE AREYE AN'AW
bit forced mate
>>711707555
>A willnae use it outside a Scottish orientated thread
If you have pride and don't want to look like a fucking retard, learn gaelic, not this council estate shit talking that you're doing now.
>>711706717
>God Tier
>Home to Celtic and Rangers
Whats it like having a mother and a sister being your girlfriend?
>>711707605
Sorry, good chum. Dreadful scene I've caused, yes?
Fuck off ya torie wankstain
>>711707749
not bad, but isnt your dad missing them?
Im always the only person from Midlothian
>>711706717
>God tier: Glasgow
>Mid tier: Edinburgh
swap these and you're golden
>>711702162
>Dundee
Fellow dundee pal
>>711707749
>implying local football teams have anything to do with quality of life
>>711707876
i lived in nitten before i moved to >>711703586
>>711706717
>Edinburgh
>mid teir
good luck getting your fish and other goods now you fucking reprobate
>>711707845
R E K T
>>711707976
Look at the fans
>>711707742
>not this council estate shit
Tell us where you're from first
>>711708051
>>711707907
Glasgow has better entertainment, friendlier city and the nice parts of Glasgow are nicer than the nice parts of Edinburgh, basically if you earn a decent amount of money you can live in somewhere as nice as anywhere in Edinburgh but also have a better access to fun stuff
>>711708327
>friendlier city
U almost got me
Thurso reporting in
>>711708251
i'm from a council estate.
grangemouth actually, near Falkirk, it's a shitty little town with a petrochemical plant and a heroin problem.
I lived on the scheme, used to stay in the hostel after applying for homelessness so i could get the points to get my own place.
i work as a labourer by day, head to the pub, maybe up to Glasgow for a night out or some shit, usual Scottish guy really.
And yet i still don't need to force myself to type like a twat online because there is Scottish people around, your justification for typing like a junkie with a stolen phone is idiotic.
yes, we can understand you, but all you are doing is making yourself look like a wanker.
calm down petal, converse normally and represent where you're from, not make it look worse than it needs to.
>>711707876
Just moved there, bro.
>>711708327
Aye, smiles better right up to the point they stab you.
>>711708685
This guy gets it.
>>711708847
topkek
>>711708847
If your getting stabbed in Glasgow your a cunt the problems you no the town.
>>711708847
the only people who get stabbed are the ones who deserve a stabbing.
usually poles.
>>711709095
In Edinburgh all the cunts walk around without getting stabbed, they never learn there lesson and don't fear being a cunt
Scot in Japan reporting in.
Knee deep in some cunt this weekend troops
How's the weather treatin ye?
>>711709095
>You're the problem others are committing crimes
>>711704117
Kirkcaldy scum here
>>711701034
Ohio
>>711709095
Jesus Christ. Think the education system is the problem.
>>711709295
17C in Aberdeen when the average this time of year is 8
We're dying, anon
>>711709295
Mild today, gonna get colder as the week goes on.
>>711709167
You'd be speaking German if it wasn't for the poles, mate - don't forget it.
>>711701034
G52 reporting in
>>711709601
And you'd be speaking sense if you'd listened in history class, you fucking idiot.
>>711709601
edinburgh has that golden bear statue nevar forget
>>711709601
please explain
>>711709601
>You'd be speaking German
I love this meme
>>711709205
Better a cunt than being stabbed by an illiterate junkie that that wants to use the excuse of a class war to express his repressed need to penetrate another guy.
>>711708685
Am no gonna force myself to speak like someone am not for the sake of not looking good, this is how I speak and it's how am going to always speak.
These threads are always fucking bullshit, tons of cunts just rhyming off areas of Scotland, not talking about anything relevant or topical. The moment someone types in scots they're accused of being a ned or a junkie.
Typing like this isn't being a twat, it's being honest with myself of who a am and how a present myself. And when you work with wanks all day long, wae their privileged background and rich parents and you're sitting there wae your schemey accent expected to 'present yourself in proper fashion', you'd get pissed too.
32 bellend here, I'm originally fae drumchapel but moved over to a wee town called blackwood a coupla years back. its great being away from junkies and shitey hooses.
>>711709427
>>711709494
Stay warm lads. Get some stovies on the go
>>711701034
Dundee
dundee, anyone else??
>>711706655
are you serious we grew out EMPTIES when we where 12 you basement dweller . to funny saying empties like your popular
>>711709708
I've taught History, you cockwomble. Perhaps you should hit the books.
>>711709971
how old mate? im at skale myself
>>711710055
What? You stopped going to parties at 12?
And he's the basement dweller?
>>711710113
18 mate at college, what School do you go to m8?
So much intelligence in this thread .AMAZING
>>711710343
His sister got a council flat cause wee mad john got her up the duff. No need for an empty anymore
>>711710372
monifieth bigman
>>711710343
Yes i did thought going out to clubs fucking whores was better
>>711710552
Haha I knew a guy from there. Sounded like a right mongo
>>711710634
who was it? i might know him hahhah
>>711710511
confusing my life with your own i think
>>711709912
>Am no gonna force myself to speak like someone am not for the sake of not looking good, this is how I speak and it's how am going to always speak.
But, you're typing.
>And when you work with wanks all day long, wae their privileged background and rich parents and you're sitting there wae your schemey accent expected to 'present yourself in proper fashion', you'd get pissed too.
i wouldn't actually, i'd be myself as i always am.
We had a guy like you, regular cunt, scottish guy working with chemical engineers who tried to "present himself in a proper fashion".
Something no one asked him to do, like i assume no one asks you to do either.
one day, there was hail while we were pricing a job, and the engineers were there, and so was Jamie, the idiot like you.
>Posh Engineer: "terrible weather today, isn't it"
>Jamie "Oh yes pal, those wholestones are really coming down"
>Posh Engi "Wholestones?"
>Jamie "yes, they're quite big today"
I go to the smoker later and the engineer is there, pissing himself laughing at the tryhard trying to "unposh" hailstones.
tl;dr be yourself, no one is trying to make you otherwise, if anything, they are trying to understand your schemey talk.
something which doesn't need to happen online.
Because it's text
>>711710552
Aw shite, I went to Braeview
>>711710800
I moved out of Scotland m8. As proud as I am of being Scottish, it's a fucking shite hole, full of wankers.
Miss the banter tho
>>711711261
meet some Danes.
banter is on par with Scottish, as is Aus cunts.
>>711710844
Am no an engineer, it's not that am expected to act better than myself, I'm told to.
They get annoyed when a say words like 'wit' or 'gonnae' cos it'll confuse the clients.
Which I get, but fuck me, when people tell you 'to stop acting like a commoner' when you grew up in feegie and they're from Bearsden, then see a thread on 4chan and they chant the same thing, it gets on your nerves.
Also
>But, you're typing.
Camoan tae fuck
>>711703063
dalkeith wee fukin tramp man away ye get
>>711706042
oooh ah up the ra
>>711711112
Ex-Harris wanker here
>>711701034
Aberdeen here, anyone up to anything?
>>711702103
Stich?
>>711703292
from the C Bay here!
>>711710054
Yeah dude, sup
>>711704493
>711704760
peterhead huh im from C Bay, Also a dude.
>>711711877
Still in dundee m8?
>>711711744
You better no get on the number 3 m8, I run that bus, knock any cunt out
YGT ya bam
>>711711901
i offered endinburgers some cookies but it seems the thread is more concerned with accents
>>711711608
No one said stop acting like a commoner.
no one also said commoners need to type like dickheads.
you started this argument with
>"The 'slang' is a part of our culture, our identity. A willnae use it outside a Scottish orientated thread"
now its "AH DAE IT CUZ POSH CUNTS MAKE MAH DAY HARD"
if you'd just said
>"aye its cuz ah wisnae that brite at school and learnt aw mah typin wi mah nokia tryna score a bit ae blaw fur wee sasha"
then i'd understand, if typing like this is habit, then cool, thats fine, you just type like a retard.
but you've told me you purposely only type like this in Scottish threads which means you are typing like a retard on purpose.
nothing at all to do with being a "commoner" its just you being a bellend.
>>711706717
Wrong. Everywhere south of the Forth is cuntsville
>>711711769
Sam missiles.... cross the sky!
Paisley here
Anyone seen this supermoon ? Clouldy as fuck here :(
>>711712359
try again tomorrow night, meant to be better then
>>711703063
Oh ya cunt Bonnyrigg here
Was watching homeland on Netflix at gf parents house, she's Chinese . The bird calls Edinburgh edinburo.
Booted the telly right off the shelf. Misses is fucking raging at me saying her dad is gonna kill me.
Who can hook me up with a cheap 42 lcd? South Edinburgh
>>711712581
How cheap are we talking here and you gonna collect?
>>711712167
Young Gay Team?
>>711712669
>YGT
greenock twats
they used to get smashed weekly by the bog boys back in the 90s, they only have a young team these days, its cute.
not many elder teams about these days
FUCK ALL YOU FUCKING SCOTTISH CUCKS FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES EDL EDL EDL EDL ELDOALDOWLKDOWKL
IM IN FUCKING LONDON MATE BECAUSE SCOTLANDS SHITE ALRIGHT PAL?
>>711712963
>Scottish thread
>repeats EDL
>Pro-British, anti-muslim
>thinks this will rile up scots
you need to work on your patter m8
>>711703341
West mains here too, didnt expect to have another autist here
>>711712899
GILMERTON mate.
YGT ya bam
>>711713084
>actually replies to me with effort
kys faggot
>>711705893
Fuck off.
>>711713151
same paki, different tracky
who the fuck are you guys?
>>711713233
this was effort? i feel sorry for your gf she's gettin jipped
>>711712237
A minute ago a was called a peasant. By you. Ya dick.
I still stand by the fact it's our culture. The fact that cunts like you are trying to say it's not, and we all type and speak properly and anyone who doesn't is a retard is a load of shite.
I don't only type like that when in Scottish threads, I type like that cos that's the way I speak. The way my mates speak. I'm no gon to act like an uptight wank stain like you, and only do it IRL, this is a Scotland thread.
And I was bright at school, I left with highers and advanced highers. If being 'retarded' is signified to you through casual speech, then you're more of a poof than I initially thought you were.
Ya prick.
>>711713420
oh shit better hide, some autist who lives in a council estate threatened me over 4chan
>>711712963
That's the Rangers fans in.
>>711713420
Edinburgh ya daft cunt
WE'RE FROM THE CAPITAL, YOUR FROM A SHIT HOLE
WE'RE FROM THE CAPITAL, YOU'RE FROM A SHIT HOLE
Glasgow reporting in, ya fucking reptile
Freedommmmm!!!!!!!
Apart from being members of the European Union
Marty M is a wank
PLEASE SEND NAIL BOMBS OR FRAGMENTS OF SHIT TO THE ADDRESS BELOW
>29 Tenters Way, Paisley, Renfrewshire
Thank you, this has been your daily cuck reminder.
Last/surname is McCormick. What can you tell me?
>>711714521
>McCormick
>Faggot
>Probably an inbred Celtic supporter
>>711702415
EH5 19/m you at one of the unis?
East Kilbride reporting in
I live near the john lewis on just off princes street, 19/m kik: basedmem
>>711702857
>>711703220
Which area?
Greenhills here. Doob?
>>711714396
Package sent ;)
rosyth reporting in
>>711703285
westwood too
>>711713574
greentext where i used the word peasant?
also
>I still stand by the fact it's our culture.
No, its our accent.
>we all type and speak properly and anyone who doesn't is a retard is a load of shite.
We all type and speak differently, the key point is, typing like a retard is typing like a retard.
you're not typing out gaelic, you are typing out slang, like niggers do on a mobile, and more importantly, you are clearly making an effort to type it out as is evident from
"Am no an engineer, it's not that am expected to act better than myself, I'm told to"
if it was slang typing naturally, you would've said "am no an engineer, its no that am... im telt ti"
you are doing it on purpose, for no reason.
Also..
>I don't only type like that when in Scottish threads, I type like that cos that's the way I speak.
although earlier you said the exact words
>"A willnae use it outside a Scottish orientated thread"
the angrier you get, and the more you are arguing, the less slang youre using, because you are not thinking about what you type, you are just typing.
you went from "Tell us when yev went to yer first empty" to "I still stand by the fact it's our culture. The fact that cunts like you are trying to say it's not, and we all type and speak properly and anyone who doesn't is a retard is a load of shite."
slang "right oot the door"
Admit it,
you're full of shite wee man.
>>711713091
send your girl to me i will fuck her for you
>>711716336
Pure rekt as fuck
>>711715201
any ek wins fag?
>>711716336
O shit
Harthill. Wit yas up tae
>>711706003
helensburgh, you can always dream mate
Eh48 checking in
>>711716336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMwNtau3gOs
Montrose reporting in. Actually I'm a Pollack, but whatever. I just want to say that this country is fucking beautiful, really. Any tips what I should see around here?
>>711716336
wasted the cunt
ll unless your watching GLOW end of ya dafties
any interest?
> From Glasgow
> Lives in Los Angeles
>>711717321
Drop that shit fag
>>711717321
a hefty collection of ALL THE SAME SLUTS POSTED IN UK SLUT THREADS.
nah m8, OC only.
>>711717386
How does it feel to have to live in a blue state?
>>711717487
Fair enough, I don't even know who any of them are, just saw a scot thread and thought I'd ask
I'm a software engineer, the money is good.
>>711701034
East Sutherland
Cold as fuck
When u can't find le 4chan thread ~ keb
>>711701034
G72. Anyone kicking about?
>>711701034
Hi guys, my names Sean Connery, and I love Scotland dearly!..that's why I moved to the Bahamas.
East Renfreshire here, G46
Why didn't you all fuck off and leave and take your heroin riddled cities with you
any castleheaders here XD
>>711718159
>Still butthurt from losing to an orange faced cuck
>>711717487
Go for rebecca from ek
>>711718651
rebecca yes
Any bulls here willing to have sex with my wife as I watch, we'll pay 100-200
>>711719083
Area little cuck faggot?
>>711719083
where from
are you involved
whats her measurements
GLASGOW
>>711716336
rekt so hard he left the thread
better than jeremy kyle m8
>>711718830
+1, also go for Lanarkshire
Glasgow here, East end
>>711720009
Lets see them then
Girl on the left?
>>711714909
Edinburgh Napier, Accountancy 2nd year - So meh, yourself?
>>711701034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCabT_O0YSM
>>711709427
Aberdeen Aberdeen Canny Kick A Jelly Bean
Livingston cunt living in Paisley. Any Paisley fags know good places to drink?
>>711720660
Depends what you're looking for; bar, club or restaurant?
summerisle reporting in
>>711720821
Just a pub, the bull inn is alright but the other bars a bit crap. De beers is a shoebox and the Library is well expensive.
>>711720305
main edinburgh uni first year
Perth reporting in
>>711721080
You tried the Craig Dhu? It's just outside the town centre. Got good food as well.
>>711717321
Rebecca from ek!
>>711721265
How is that going for you? How you finding first year?
>>711701034
Edinburgh reporting in ya slags
>>711721648
>Craig Dhu
I've passed that a few times on the bus, looks pretty decent. Thanks mate.
>>711702162
Fucking Scumdonians
>>711708685
ygb master race
eh48 her bitches
edinburgh
>>711722333
>eh48
>Sharing a postcode with Blackridge
Disgusting, also checked.
>>711722295
>>711708685
>YGB
Probably getting pissed down the rannie
>>711717321
If any of the ek crowd are up for a doob and a drive then hit me up.
Kik - thatalexdude
>>711717321
None from perth then?
>>711722870
yep sadly
>>711701997
same
>>711702329
Carbrain boyo paps represent
>>711721999
Nice trips
pretty chill, the nightlife isnt as good as i expected, your second year?
>>711722021
Im also edinburgh, where abouts?
>>711722295
>>711722881
Sorry to dissappoint.
Scheme Team Elders
>>711723050
Thats not faggy at all
>>711724048
Then why are you not in a shitty pub? (The Bowhouse being the main contender)
>>711723812
Absolutely terrible man, thinking of dropping out its just too much sometimes - Don't even want to think what 3rd year is going to be like
Nightlife is good, depending with who and where you go also what kind of music you into, but honestly nothing beats Glasgow nightlife
Also I'll give you a tip to start looking for flats pretty soon if you want a decent flat.
I'm away to smoke this doobie and hit bed, lecture at 9 ;d
>>711724304
Because we're not all kids any more, some are banged up, some are dead, some are married with kids, some are still peddling speed from the flats, most of us have all grown up but there are still some mental cunts doing stupid shit.
i'm sure some of the boys are in the shitty pubs though.
>>711724371
>thinking of dropping out its just too much sometimes
Not him but don't do it mate. I dropped out at the end of my second year at my first year and it just played on my mind for a year and a half before rejoining another uni.
You'll get a feeling of missing out on getting a honours degree when you know you could have done it.
>>711724848
Hey man, no spoilers! My shitty adult life is just starting, i'm praying on either dead or married but hey, maybe there's a speed flat on Kingseat Avenue with my name on it,
>>711724371
enjoy-o, thanks for the advice
Falkirk reporting!
![speed_01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QgIPKPD.jpg "speed_01[1].jpg")
>>711725254
Kingseat: The Place for Base™
>>711725894
Aww well, it's been fun. Catch.
>>711725894
Degenerate.
>>711726197
Threads dead anyway.
>>711726320
You can even stop off at the chemist at CharlyD to pick up your glucose.
>>711703220
One more
>>711701034
Aberdeen laddy
>>711726791
Know any Uni girls?
