Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Aaaaaaaaaaah...!
>>711628627
Sorry about missing your post last thread.
>ask girl out on a date
>she says yes
>ask her what time her dad can drive us to the movies
>she just gives me a blank stare
>"ok well you guys should pick me up around 7"
>give her a fist bump and run home in excitement
>her and her dad pick me up around 7
>no one says a word on the way there
>he drops us off
>as I'm getting out of the car I stop and ask him for the money for the movie
>he just stares at me
>politely inform him movies don't grow on trees
>he gives me $30
>I clear my throat and keep my hand out
>he gives me another $10
>I roll my eyes and say "thanks, guy" really sarcastically
>girl I asked out is looking super embarrassed
>get to the ticket window
>ask her "did your dad give you any money for the movie?"
>she looks like she's about to cry
>"well you should call him because he only gave me enough for myself and some food"
We didn't go on a second date
I once met a man with 3 penis. He told me his pants fit like a glove.
I guess that's all for Gardy's comedy hour
I'll see you lads later!
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
The food was out of this world though
>>711628712
Nice pasta. Does sauce come with that?
>>711628728
>>711628727
fuck you
>>711628422
Oh
still here
>>711628728
>golf claps
Claim
>>711628594
How can i create a backup if i can't access the drive?
>>711628848
Scup
>>711628817
fuck you
and no because it really happened to me :o
Yeah I am gonna go to sleep now.
Here is a wallpaper for nice people here.
>Flanaman out
>>711628728
bye
>>711628712
Mean! Very mean!
Chaika hope she found someone better!
>>711628647
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>711628974
who is this? I've never seen you before :o
カラミチーマス
>>711628974
Thats a pasta
>be me
>in kindergarten
>uncut
>kids see me peepee in bathroom
>they touch it
>makes me shoot white stuff
>end of teaching career
>>711629007
Cute! More googly eyes, Chaika needs!
>>711629065
Chaika new!
>>711629337
this is a shortened version of an already shitty greentext
fuck you
>>711629130
fuck you
>>711629401
nice to meet you then, chalk :o
Why dont you try to find a real woman instead of animewifes?
You know, they are not real.
>>711628933
me
>>711629401
Why does your waifu look like a guy dressed up as a girl?
>>711629130
Still mean! Very, very mean!
>>711629488
Chiaka happy to meet you too!
>>711629633
How mean! Chaika take offense!
What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.
>>711629401
>
He's a dude but looks like a girl so that's ok.
>>711629721
I took offense aswell
>>711628693
Not sure if actually you...
>>711628890
There must be a computer somewhere you can just pop it in. A friend, work, library
>>711629007
I need them back the way they were!
I going to bed
>>711630240
goodnight muffin
>>711629561
bumb
>>711630230
But that would require me to go outside
>>711630298
>>711630230
>
>>711630240
Goodnight, little muffin.
>>711629721
what anime is your waifu from? she's very cute
>>711630298
how do I pronounce your waifu's name? :o
>>711630230
Yes it was, I just couldn't be bothered to select another image because I just posted one before you did.
I thought the NS would have helped, oh well.
>>711630230
>>711630356
And i don't have friends and i don't think work or library would let me transfer 100gb of files
>>711630387
Much better
>>711630489
You never use one, that's why I thought it wasn't actually you
>>711630492
I don't see why they wouldn't
Best redhead (followed by Kagura in a close second place)
Why dont you try to find a real woman instead of animewifes?
You know, they are not real.
>>711630572
Well I had an old trip I used to use a while ago, but I was supposed to get around to making a new one for ages, but my current computer is meh.
>>711630172
Chiaka still bothered. Does Chaika look guy like?
>>711630409
Chaika from Chaika show! All about Chaika! Me! The Coffin Princess!
>>711631026
check out this cutie :o
>>711630939
she looks very pretty
>>711630566
oh mai!
>be in fourth grade
>go to zoo on field trip
>obsessed with eagles
>go to eagle exhibit
>trainer asks if I wanted to touch an eagle
>he whistles and an eagle flys over and lands on his glove
>it has a wing infection
>SWAT comes out of nowhere
>eagle flies away
>they shoot the eagle
>i ask them why
>they said it was because the eagle was sick
>and?
>its illeagle
QOTT - Do you consider your waifu best girl in series?
>>711630939
Chaika?
>>711631283
Oh yeah.
>>711631283
DUH! Big Dummy!
>>711631283
I know you don't
I consider Ryuuko best girl
>>711631265
fuck you
>>711631283
yes :o
>>711631283
Well Tenshi is pretty hard to beat
>>711631283
Yes.
>>711630566
Hope you are doing well.
>>711631283
To be honest, Rory, that is a shitty QOTT.
It can be answered with a simple
>do you not?
>>711631283
Light Novel, definitely.
Anime, no. Saori is better.
Claimu!
>>711631265
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/izcDr
>>711631283
>>711631490
You're damned right.
>be me
>go to an Eagles concert
>original bassist guy is sick
>gets replaced by a Mexican guy
>mexican throws up on stage
>he gets arrested
>I ask why
>"its because he's an illeagle"
>>711631352
Big surprise! Chaika did not know of Akari's presence! How is Akari?
>>711631151
Chaika gives big thanks! Huge thanks! Great thanks!
>>711631744
Are you trying to be Eu?
>>711631581
Im at work. Means my mind is wandering.
>>711631721
fuck you
this is extra offensive because I'm mexican
>>711631744
you are very welcome cutie
tell me a knock knock joke
>>711631581
Thanks, I am, how are you?
>>711631622
shi-ro. I love this picture of yours.
>>711632035
I'm alright. Finished up all my homework, or assignments, for classes and just chilling out.
>>711630750
I need to let my computer run overnight to get one. If you tell me what you want I can drop it in there
>>711631744
Good evening, Chaika. Esastic as ever, I see.
Have you been eating your vegetables?...
>>711631283
Yes
>>711631802
Eu? Chaika does not know. Big sorry, as Chaika is unfamiliar with others!
>>711631744
>>711632054
Ak-me.
I love it too, as I love all pictures of her.
How're you?
>>711631283
Of course
>>711632334
This was my old one, really shitty, I know.
But I know how you feel, although this one only took about half an hour because of how simple it was.
I appreciate that offer, but no thanks, I'd rather create it myself.
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>711632943
Lewdvia... nice to see you again.
>>711632943
post lewds
>>711632560
>as I love all pictures of her.
I would expect nothing less from you.
I'm trying to keep myself distracted right now. How are you doing?
Claimed.
>>711631956
Knock knock!
Who is it!
Chaika!
Chaika who!
Chaika!
Chaika Blue?
Nope! Chaika!
Chaika Red?
Nope! Chaika
Chaika Black?
Nope. Best Chaika!
>>711632345
Good evening to you! Chaika skips vegetables! No time to eat!
Must ask! Akari still lusts after Toru! Does she not?
>>711633257
what's wrong with her face? :o
>>711632467
No! Lewd! Delete! Chaika does not approve!
>>711633306
I hope you dont lose your head over why she looks like that
>>711633356
fuck you
>>711633281
that was not a very nice knock knock joke :o
>>711633306
Huh, nothing at all, thought you would know who best girl is.
>>711633281
Skipping vegetables AGAIN?
That's 30 minutes in the timeout corner, Chaika.
Of course, Onii-sama belongs to me.
>>711633254
No, she's not for lewd.
>>711633239
The same. Some stuff on my mind that I'd rather drown out with vidya.
>>711633655
but best girl is easily homo
before he switched...
>>711633702
post cute? :o
>>711631501
Hello cutie
>>711633071
Hello, how are you tonight?
>>711633153
>>711633254
Oh my, you guys really want my lewds?
You make me blush
>
all of you claiming waifus in this thread are why i dont talk to anyone about anime and deny that i watch it when anyone asks
>>711633770
But i have been posting cute the whole time and still am.
>>711633730
Shiro!
>>711633852
You must be pretty self conscious about what you look like if you actually do that.
Do the guys in the image look like you?
< what waifu thread fags look like
>>711633852
I don't watch anime either
I just like pretending like I have friends
>>711633813
I just like seeing you in general :)
>>711633924
then keep going :o
>>711633962
I'm pansexual though
>>711633924
Nui! How're you?
And of course you've been posting cute the whole time. You've been posting Nui.
>>711632881
I kind of like it.
>tfw no cute imouto
Miku found this one for me, because I was a retard and accidentally deleted mine and apparently didn't have a backup, which I was certain I had
No problem.
>>711633730
Hmm that's very unlikely of you.. Would you mind talking about it? I'd understand if you don't want to, since you're also trying to forget about it.
>>711633257
It's Mamae
>>711633770
Well, your opinion my opinion.
>>711633852
You're not being yourself, which is dumb, and yet you come here to complain.
>>711634026
pansexual meme
>>711633813
I'm feeling fairly lewd tonight, if I do say so myself...
How 'bout you?
>>711633254
This is all you're getting
>
hang on guys i need to put this sign up on this thread for regulation purposes
carry on
>>711634128
it's not an opinion it's a fact
>>711634165
fuck you
>>711634178
I take what I can get :o
>>711634305
thanks, that was close
>>711632943
Lions are in the bye week leading the division. I think they got a shot at playoffs now.
>>711633254
Trips or higher.
>>711634369
How many rolls do we get to see those wonderful lewds?
>>711634119
Evening/morning. How you been?
>>711634339
You stating it as a "fact" is your opinion.
>>711634112
I appreciate the offer. But no. I'll be fine! No worries.
>>711633447
New joke! Thriller!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!
Chaika for!
Chaika for who!
Chaika not for you! That is true!
>>711633691
Not true! Every day, Chaika eats vegetables! Unfair!
Toru is not for you! Also Unfair! You're mean!
I came because I saw the sign
>>711634026
You don't need to ask or tell!
>>711634033
I'm well, listening to music. yourself?
Of course, all should realize this!
>>711634026
Oh stop, you make me blush
>
>>711634178
>wew
I noticed, I'll probably get lewd tonight as well.
>>711634204
Q U A L I T Y C L A I M
claimed bitches
>>711634073
It's okay I guess, I just don't like the excess letters that mess it up a little.
>>tfw no cute imouto
>tfw no life counseling
>tfw no one to play eroge with
>tfw no one to run with
>tfw no cute imouto to look after me when I'm depressed
>tfw no one
>tfw
Boy, don't remind me.
Well that's pretty generous of him to make you a trip.
>>711634471
I've been alive. Work still keeping you busy?
>>711634497
Is Chaika a trap
>>711628743
Oh, Ginko. CC wanted your Steam and I wasn't really sure how to find it.
Would you mind adding him? Wants to get back into contact with you.
>>711634529
Oh, I'm fine, just playing some vidya. Do anything this weekend?
>>711634698
Back to telegram
>>711634518
come right this way anon, we have a 12 year old trying to get hard to roleplaying as a trap on /b/
alright anon have fun with this one, its name is >>711634497
>>711634369
roll :o
>>711634497
stop with the knock knock jokes im sorry
>>711634471
but thats not how facts works :(
>>711634571
what anime is juvia from?
>>711634605
They will always have excess letters though. Lucky you were able to get it as the beginning and not with letters on either end
>tfw why bother living
Didn't take very long. I have to figure out how to use the one he uses
>>711634782
Circle jerks are circle jerks.
They're all equally cancerous. Keep feeling like a special snowflake though, buddy.
>>711634475
Okay. I know I can't be very comforting, but you always have Shiro right?
>>711634698
He probably won't bother contacting me, but please tell him I said hello.
>>711634339
Are you fine for a..
>
>>711634571
Probably? C'mon, Juvia.. Don't pull my leg here..
claimed this white guy
>>711634990
Yea.
>>711634730
Ah, what are you playing? still that mad god thing?
Not really, just what the usual.
>>711634990
Who? CC?
Shit, give me your Steam and I'll send it his way when he comes online.
>>711634820
Nice try.
>>711634698
I suppose I could.
I'm not fond of adding people outside of these threads, but if CC doesn't intend to come back here I can make an exception.
LOLI TIME
>>711635077
thats a gross asshole
love non shaved tho ^-^
>>711635019
very nice
post more? :o
>>711635166
roll
>>711635183
cute
>>711634820
Not amusing? Chaika sorry. Intended offense, none!
>>711634649
Chaika is girl! Pure girl! 100%! Gross!
>>711634787
No! Chaika will not partake! Evil! Gross! Evil!
>>711634828
Well yeah, of course they'll have excess letters, but I mean, I had too many of them, when it could have been a bit more organized.
>>tfw why bother living
There's no point, it's just what you make of it.
It'll get better, it does.
I'm pretty sure I use the same one as he does, MerikensTripEngine.
>>711635182
Appreciate it, he left a few days ago if I can recall correctly.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198303394801/
Cool seeing ya again.
>>711634673
Evening.
>>711634649
Ah, still good to see ya. School being easy for you?
Jaja, speaking of being busy I have a six day week coming up, so I'll be extra busy plus I might work the mornings to get extra overtime. It's because of the upcoming holiday.
>>711634820
No evidence to back it up, and you can't find any, only people's opinions.
>>711635036
He is white, no doubt.
>>711635151
How come you lie so much but can't do it properly CC?
Learn to cover your speech patterns before attempting to be anonymous.
i watch anime like one piece and bleach
i rated each a 10/10 on myanimelist
i tried to get some series called naruto taken off the site because it was made in korea and thats anime
>>711635266
chaika will partake whether i cover my dick in chocolate or not
>>711634820
She's from Fairy Tail senpai
>>711635019
>W E W
alright if you really want me to.
I have acquired a few more lewd pics recently so
>
>>711635077
Oh my that is indeed very lewd
>>711635403
what if i asked 100 people and they all agreed with me?
>>711635266
why do you talk like that? :o
>>711635468
she has a very cute mad face
>>711635403
he is white, look it up
he has a skin condition thats the opposite of the one michael jackson had
>>711635414
Not CC, funny how my speech patterns are similar to his though.
>>711635611
mai
>>711635077
Absolutely Halal
>>711635151
Yeah
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198045360102/
thank you very much~
>>711635386
>Cool seeing ya again.
Who are/were you?
>>711635649
No shit.
>>711629561
Kys b4 I do. Or else.
back in my day finding hentai was like this relevant pic
we didnt have 4chins to help neckbeards claim anime girls on /b/. why, its like /a/nime doesnt even exist! whoa neckbeards, they made a board for you and you dont even use it! tip your fedoras to that!
>>711634497
Sharing is caring, Chaika.
I'm mean, huh? Looks like someone won't be receiving anymore chocolate chip cookies..
>>711635778
rude
>>711629721
Shes ugly cute like that one ugly cute girl from game of thrones r
>>711635737
Don't mention it, damn tilde users.
>>711635767
Hand poster.
>>711635869
thats fine, we'll just be getting it on in that alley over there
>>711635944
>hand
zozzle
>>711635560
Well then you have a fan base of her, that doesn't speak for thousands that watch and say which is best girl.
>>711635564
He has "re"-vitiligo. It's heartbreaking honestly.
>>711635919
And who is this?
>>711635266
Was just wondering, since her features aren't what you would typically call "feminine"
>>711635277
Hoping for the best is all we can do in the end anyway, isn't it?
>It'll get better, it does.
I'm still waiting for this to happen
That is the one he uses, but it isn't using my GPU the way it's supposed to
>>711635403
School is not being easy on me, no. But that's partially my own doing
>six day week
Fuck that. When I worked in a grocery store (before I started school), it wasn't uncommon for them to stick me on for 2 weeks straight...
>>711636078
why does it matter
>>711635944
>hand
>>711635852
Anime was always here. 4chan is based of a japanese website made for anime and now owned by a japanese person. In fact, majority of its boards are japanese culture
>>711635944
omg i luv you the best waifu poster ^w^
please dont leave us again
>>711635944
Good to know you're still alive too.
>>711635467
>
>>711635560
Entire life this way! Is normal! Chaika doesn't understand!
>>711635869
Chaika sorry! Will sit timeout! Leave cookies for Chaika!
>>711635941
Chaika still take offense! Still mean! Very mean!
>>711636059
what if literally everyone agreed though? is it a fact then? :o
>>711636092
Chaika looks like a girl to me.
I don't think you've seen a woman before
>>711636125
It doesn't, but I'm curious.
>>711636168
Hell, anime was around on the boards when 4chan was still Something Awful.
>>711636168
gais /o/ is apparently japanese culture now
whoa /ck/ originated from japan! whoa TIL!!
guys no way apparently the idea behind /x/ came from japanese culture! whoa!
>>711636092
Well, hoping is one thing, but you can't just sit there and wait until it gets better in some circumstances. Going out and actually doing something about it helps alot, but of course it depends on what it is.
>isn't using my GPU the way it's supposed to
Weird, I have no idea about that, it uses my card fine.
>>711636157
:ok_hand: :sunglasses: :thumbsup:
>>711636327
Curiosity killed the cat, Mai
>>711636218
konata no understand your language
konata want lewds of many waifu
konata gonna fap soon :o
>>711636420
He did say MOST boards you fucking retard.
>>711636218
we can hug all you want as long as the lights are off
>>711636420
but we're not on any of those boards! whoa! :o
>>711635143
Yep, mad god thing.
>>711636078
The Hitoha.
>>711636470
:hand_splayed: Obligatory Claim.
>>711635251
Tell me.. are you a fan of nurses?
>
>>711635468
Post more, you sexy goon.
>>711636218
we can hug all you want as long as anything goes
>>711635944
>I'm leaving
>>711636470
I still don't remember where the hiroshimoot thing came from.
>>711634698
But CC and Hand lost contact ages ago..
>>711636707
My dog died two days after this post.
>>711636092
Chaika very feminine! Check out chaika! Very loveable! Very squeezable!
Chaika contains hopes and dreams! Full of hope!
>>711636326
Not surprised! Chaika not to be messed with! Shock and Awe. You, filled?
>>711636569
No lewds! Very indecent! Chaika is pure. You, pure? Chaika hope!
>>711636688
Not conforming! Chaika, isn't!
>>711636575
>>711636613
if you feel so inclined to defend the unwashed mass, back his claim
go on, i'm waiting to see if i learn something here
>No one remembered to claim the best waifu yet
Checkmate, idiots.
>>711636675
yes! post more you sexy goon :o
>>711636668
Pretty good meme.
>>711636826
I saw it once on a drawfag thread, if I remember correctly.
>>711636911
Added him back to catch up.
>>711636964
i mean, you suggested hugging at the end in that image
>>711636420
17+ boards are based on Japanese culture.
You're more xenophobic than a half korean half japanese Donald Trump
>>711636995
Thats not Ryuko
>Ryuko
>>711636911
Back to Telegram, midget
>>711636911
Back to telegram, retard.
>>711636915
not relevant
>>711636964
I am very pure :o
your waifu has a beautiful smile c:
>>711636092
What's been hindering you from doing good?
It's a tough job where I work, also losing people hasn't been kind to me at all. Grocery stores take advantage of employees whenever possible and some hate that anyone gets overtime.
>>711636262
Huh, then it's so. I won't but if all of them, yes. They at least have to have proof as well, being the m.c. is not a valid one.
>Mamae
>>711637087
link instead of acting like a hillary supporter on 11/09/16 about it
>>711637225
I'm not supporting hillary but trump acts pretty xenophobic tbh
Ruri is a faggot and should stay on Telegram
when you reach the image limit in a thread
>>711637365
not a good time to be letting people in when we have our own problems to deal with at home